Star Wars Battlefront 2 but it's slightly offensive

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @themaistro3143
    @themaistro3143 5 лет назад +4416

    “In order to cure depresssion, you must throw a grenade of oppression”
    -Sun Tzu, 2020

  • @iiEco-Ryan3166
    @iiEco-Ryan3166 5 лет назад +4724

    "Imagine being 80 years old and fighting space fascists."
    **laughs in Captain Rex**

    • @mccarthb1
      @mccarthb1 4 года назад +130

      Lol so true Rex probs has PTSD

    • @orionxx9998
      @orionxx9998 4 года назад +108

      Even though Captain Rex is only about 28 in rebels

    • @thecalmclone2813
      @thecalmclone2813 4 года назад +122

      Alex Greenaway
      He ages twice as fast

    • @orionxx9998
      @orionxx9998 4 года назад +24

      Thats what I just said

    • @coledewey3564
      @coledewey3564 4 года назад +128

      Let’s see: Born 32BBY (ish), Clone Wars starts 22BBY; Rex is currently 10 years lived and 20 physically/mentally, TCW lasts around 3 years leaving Rex either 13 experienced or 26 physical/mental years old, after order 66 and the birth of the Empire he goes into hiding until Rebels S2 for around 16 years leaving him with 29 years of experience and is physically/mentally 58, Rex lives through and has a somewhat significant role in the GCW which lasts for 8 years after his resurfacing leaving him 38 years lived and 76 physically/mentally. We have yet to hear more from him however it is confirmed that he died before the First Order conflict and as such didn’t get to have a rematch with the space fascists as a 60/120 something year old. In conclusion depending on your metric he either fought space fascism as a practically 80 year old or as a adult who had space fascists who he accidentally helped found as his midlife crisis.

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 5 лет назад +2294

    "You will bow to the First Order!"
    "How many orders are there?"
    At least 66.

    • @Ace_Berlyn
      @Ace_Berlyn 5 лет назад +59

      150 if you believe it... I found a page that tells what they all are, but I'm not gonna read all of them... I don't even know if it's true

    • @patrioticjustice9040
      @patrioticjustice9040 5 лет назад +9

      Ace Berlyn I was mostly just joking; Order 66.

    • @Ace_Berlyn
      @Ace_Berlyn 5 лет назад +5

      @@patrioticjustice9040 I just assumed that... Its very good, but I figured "just in case"

    • @masonharris9166
      @masonharris9166 4 года назад +10

      @@Ace_Berlyn actually, if the sith troopers are part of the last order, there are atleast 67.

    • @Ace_Berlyn
      @Ace_Berlyn 4 года назад +1

      @@masonharris9166 what? If this is a joke, it goes right over my head... I know about 150, but I havent read them all yet

  • @PancakePrime16
    @PancakePrime16 5 лет назад +1227

    “Why the hell do I hear fortunate son?”
    Jet troopers fly in

  • @MyGamerforlife
    @MyGamerforlife 5 лет назад +3147

    "THE GORL. SHE'S HERE."

    • @michelleknapp7928
      @michelleknapp7928 5 лет назад +106

      The moment you stabbed me with my own lightsaber I knew we were meant to be.

    • @aundersave
      @aundersave 4 года назад +38

      THE GORL IS HERE

    • @anyavirus4747
      @anyavirus4747 4 года назад +27

      Pokey Coconut
      The sun is shining in the sky, the gorl is not sight

    • @mccarthb1
      @mccarthb1 4 года назад +42

      THE GORL SHE I HERE I *sniff sniff* I SMELL HER

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 4 года назад +6

      Pokey Coconut clearly he was turned on, did you not see the way he looked at her?

  • @Sorrin7274
    @Sorrin7274 4 года назад +379

    “They’re so bright red they’re so easy to see”
    *Flashbacks to first phase on Crait*
    Me: THEY’RE IN THE WALLS!

  • @Zo4D
    @Zo4D 5 лет назад +2323

    “I’m back in Vietnam”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 лет назад +48

      So we back in Vietnam

    • @localtrickster4516
      @localtrickster4516 5 лет назад +28

      @@comradekenobi6908 got our rifle swinging from side to side, side side to side

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 лет назад +22

      @@localtrickster4516 this task is a "guerillaing" one got to kill some farmers side to side, side to side

    • @packwolf445
      @packwolf445 5 лет назад +1

      @FairPlay oh fuck

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 лет назад +13

      @FairPlay total 7.56 round fills your body oh no its the VietCong

  • @JojokimVT
    @JojokimVT 5 лет назад +2660

    Disney: Hypes up the Sith troopers
    Also Disney: Don't give them one minute of screen time.

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 5 лет назад +178

      This was the same with the Knights and Praetorians

    • @AbrahamEspino1
      @AbrahamEspino1 5 лет назад +110

      James Burgess at least the pateoreans had a cool fight scene with Rey/Kylo.

    • @supermysticsonic2
      @supermysticsonic2 5 лет назад +30

      @@ItsButterBean1020 Or the imperial royal guards.

    • @JojokimVT
      @JojokimVT 5 лет назад +106

      IP Films That just so happens to be one of the worst fight scenes in the Star Wars saga.

    • @supermysticsonic2
      @supermysticsonic2 5 лет назад +26

      @@JojokimVT You mean like Ben vs Darth Vader or blind Han vs Boba?

  • @soulreaperrex1390
    @soulreaperrex1390 4 года назад +758

    Zanny: “Imagine being excited for a trooper who only got 7 seconds of screen time.”
    Boba fett Am I a joke to you?

    • @maul9461
      @maul9461 3 года назад +36

      Boba got 6 minutes in the OT and about an hour in the Mandalorian

    • @philigma7147
      @philigma7147 3 года назад +8

      Wow you found the joke.

    • @gavinortega4529
      @gavinortega4529 3 года назад +3

      *yep.*

    • @blacktemplarbarachel3387
      @blacktemplarbarachel3387 Год назад +2

      @@maul9461 and a whole series

    • @maul9461
      @maul9461 Год назад +1

      @@blacktemplarbarachel3387 he wasn’t in it half the time

  • @Cheese-qk1ft
    @Cheese-qk1ft 5 лет назад +560

    *Everyone* :i thought you were dead!
    *Zanny Playing Battlefront 2* :Rumors of my death have been.. greatly exaggerated.

    • @Frostwing
      @Frostwing 5 лет назад

      help the 14 curse doesn't leave me alone send help

    • @accountname5005
      @accountname5005 5 лет назад +1

      You forgot to say in your bio that you are all the sith. Cheers!

    • @JCaleb
      @JCaleb 5 лет назад +1

      my lord

  • @captainmorgan9399
    @captainmorgan9399 5 лет назад +338

    "Good job men. We live to fight as slaves in someone else's war another day. "

    • @ssjST4R
      @ssjST4R 5 лет назад +9

      Morgan Myer omg 💀 I forgot if it was Solar or Caleb that said it I almost died laughing 😂

    • @theonlyzanny
      @theonlyzanny  5 лет назад +44

      @@ssjST4R it was Champ

    • @ssjST4R
      @ssjST4R 5 лет назад +13

      @@theonlyzanny oh shit I am a disgrace to the Zan clan :((( I have failed you Zanny, I have failed you.

    • @abdelrahmanamr651
      @abdelrahmanamr651 5 лет назад +3

      @@ssjST4R the Chancellor is evil

    • @ssjST4R
      @ssjST4R 5 лет назад +1

      the diamond warrior from my point of view, the Jedi are evil 😡

  • @JediJack6
    @JediJack6 5 лет назад +2654

    "He looks like the name Walter."

    • @britishempire5348
      @britishempire5348 4 года назад +11

      Well April Fools DAMN ASS

    • @josiahbrown1289
      @josiahbrown1289 4 года назад +19

      I was playing the game and heard his real voice was like wtf

    • @ShukaHusk
      @ShukaHusk 4 года назад +1

      *She

    • @atypicalbush9022
      @atypicalbush9022 4 года назад +5

      ShukaHusk what are you talking about “if you listen to his voice in game you can clearly tell it’s a “he”

    • @ShukaHusk
      @ShukaHusk 4 года назад

      @@atypicalbush9022 1. The spy doesn't even talk
      2. Look in the visual dictionary

  • @HomeOfKai
    @HomeOfKai 5 лет назад +349

    "Find the nearest Minority and throw it"
    - Sun Tzu

    • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
      @Vladimir_Fedorov27 5 лет назад +17

      Imagine if they had those in the Clone Wars... They would be so affective against clunkers ... And also against Grievous, being a trans-clanker.

    • @haydenboisvert7111
      @haydenboisvert7111 5 лет назад +4

      DUDE! Not with the hard R

    • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
      @Vladimir_Fedorov27 5 лет назад +4

      @@haydenboisvert7111 damn, you're right! Don't worry tho, my "Roomba-2" cleaner-bot gave me a c-word pass)

  • @WesleyOnorato
    @WesleyOnorato 5 лет назад +598

    "step-daddy wait i am coming"
    Zanny first cthulhu of the decade.

    • @ovvenknen1152
      @ovvenknen1152 5 лет назад +4

      Wesley Onorato quote*

    • @antoine1647
      @antoine1647 5 лет назад

      @Airhawker the fact that he edited it then edited again when you said that cuote is right even though it isn't made me laugh so much

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 5 лет назад

      @@ovvenknen1152 cuote*

    • @maddoxchilds3782
      @maddoxchilds3782 5 лет назад +1

      quote*

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 5 лет назад

      @@maddoxchilds3782 cuote*

  • @cooooooler7270
    @cooooooler7270 5 лет назад +450

    What you find in the update:
    Space goats with a minigun (op)
    Old alien man with pistol
    Troopers:
    They fly now
    Paint it red

    • @FetchIsPlaying
      @FetchIsPlaying 4 года назад +13

      Igeu They Fly Now?!

    • @JTube44
      @JTube44 4 года назад +7

      *WOW THEY MADE IT RED*

    • @fr3sh_vr888
      @fr3sh_vr888 4 года назад +2

      Its paint it black!

    • @caleblambert1222
      @caleblambert1222 4 года назад +1

      @@FetchIsPlaying They fly now....

    • @averyniceguy3964
      @averyniceguy3964 4 года назад

      How Rian Johnson thinks to make the sithtrooper 1 look at a picture of the first order trooper go to the kitchen and find the tomato sauce and VOILA a sith trooper

  • @bsgfan1
    @bsgfan1 5 лет назад +2783

    Title: “But it’s slightly offensive”
    RUclips: “Oh, I’m afraid the demonitization will be quite operational when your fans arrive.”

    • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
      @Vladimir_Fedorov27 5 лет назад +49

      Zanny: your faith in corporations leave from a mild joke is your weakness RUclips!
      YT: your faith in monetisation is yours!

    • @7evan
      @7evan 5 лет назад +26

      Now Witness the full power of this fully armed and operational monetisation system!

    • @sirbruhthesecond4624
      @sirbruhthesecond4624 5 лет назад +2

      That’s great😂

    • @LongNgo-eg4ft
      @LongNgo-eg4ft 5 лет назад

      @@Vladimir_Fedorov27
      zanny:heh,faith in yo mama
      Yt:WOT WAS THAT??

    • @ryansrebnack1882
      @ryansrebnack1882 5 лет назад +1

      RIP firebird

  • @Shinransa
    @Shinransa 5 лет назад +435

    "When mistakes are made, throw an oppression grenade"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @JohnDoe-lf7dy
      @JohnDoe-lf7dy 5 лет назад +8

      "Burn the Black Guy."
      -KKK Member and Zanny

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 5 лет назад +2

      Depression*

    • @sicariusvast9555
      @sicariusvast9555 5 лет назад +2

      @@turkey2143 Give the minoritys crippling depression

  • @coop_78
    @coop_78 4 года назад +449

    “Fascism has been defeated by baked aliens wielding miniguns”

  • @Zo4D
    @Zo4D 5 лет назад +862

    “Set the black guy on fire”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 лет назад +32

      Obama, Emperor of Mankind

    • @Zo4D
      @Zo4D 5 лет назад +2

      Airhawker it’s Tzu

    • @Zo4D
      @Zo4D 5 лет назад +4

      Search it up

    • @Zo4D
      @Zo4D 5 лет назад +5

      Airhawker it’s pronounced “zoo” but it’s spelled “Tzu”

    • @stubbornwaldemar
      @stubbornwaldemar 5 лет назад +2

      @@Zo4D No it's Zoo, like the place for animals. That's named after him.

  • @CycloidODO98
    @CycloidODO98 5 лет назад +498

    3:33 zanny: "How many Orders are there?"
    Palpatine: 66.

  • @somerandomboiyt1587
    @somerandomboiyt1587 4 года назад +212

    I fucking love how he says "Anakin help me" whenever he plays Palatine 😂😂😂

    • @_TripleChanger-Achilles_
      @_TripleChanger-Achilles_ 2 года назад +9

      and then sometimes tries to run towards him as if Anakin would actually help him

  • @Marvin-ko4kg
    @Marvin-ko4kg 5 лет назад +293

    "They fly now? They fly now!"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @Davidsuth
      @Davidsuth 5 лет назад +1

      Well no it’s from the new movie

    • @Davidsuth
      @Davidsuth 5 лет назад

      Blue why

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 5 лет назад +2158

    “Mom?
    Uncle?
    Dad?
    Grandfather??
    *BUT WHERE IS THE GIRL?”*

    • @rowenengele3377
      @rowenengele3377 5 лет назад +8

      👏👏👏

    • @FeelMyBirdie
      @FeelMyBirdie 5 лет назад +56

      Sniff sniff

    • @romulomendes445
      @romulomendes445 5 лет назад +7

      yo we have the same profile picture

    • @rag3kidd771
      @rag3kidd771 5 лет назад +2

      Because we didn't watch the video right 😑🙄

    • @inkedseahear
      @inkedseahear 5 лет назад +31

      That must be the worst family reunion ever,
      come to think of it isn't Rey now a S-[barfs a lot inside] so she's also part of the awful family reunion? Now Heroes and Villians is just Skywalkers killing each other.

  • @mannyheffley3538
    @mannyheffley3538 4 года назад +548

    “NAPALM! I’M BACK IN VIETNAM!!” Is that not one of the funniest parts of the video?

    • @averyniceguy3964
      @averyniceguy3964 4 года назад +15

      "He looks like the name Walter"

    • @markman6105
      @markman6105 3 года назад +9

      “There’s too many to oppress!” 9:34

    • @TCGStratagy
      @TCGStratagy 3 года назад +4

      Nah definitely 'set the black guy on fi-' xD

  • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
    @Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 лет назад +296

    "What do you say when someone lies to you on Jakku?"
    *"J'aCcUsE!"*

    • @mobiushelldoctor1423
      @mobiushelldoctor1423 5 лет назад +7

      as a French I laughed

    • @brumarius
      @brumarius 5 лет назад +2

      @@mobiushelldoctor1423 Je ne m'attendais pas à trouver d'autres français ici

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 5 лет назад +2

      @@brumarius moi non plus

    • @accountname5005
      @accountname5005 5 лет назад +2

      Baguette croissant merde

    • @aakyi840
      @aakyi840 5 лет назад

      Brumarius de même

  • @SpiderEmblem
    @SpiderEmblem 5 лет назад +1503

    Zanny: Uploads new Battlefront II video
    Me: “Long have I waited...”

  • @Ryuk_517
    @Ryuk_517 5 лет назад +243

    Imagine being 900 years old and doing flips with a sword... wait, yoda did that.

    • @dixonb.tweenerlegs4225
      @dixonb.tweenerlegs4225 5 лет назад +7

      I wonder what Obi-Wan and Vader's excuse in universe excuse was.

    • @sheevpalpatine5123
      @sheevpalpatine5123 3 года назад +2

      @@dixonb.tweenerlegs4225 they didn't use ataru (the lightsaber form)

  • @hightiergod2182
    @hightiergod2182 5 лет назад +202

    Like pervy always said „MORE, GIVE ME MORE“

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 5 лет назад +568

    "Imagine being baked fighting space fascists." Sounds like fun, when do I start?

    • @bandana933
      @bandana933 5 лет назад +7

      The Star Wars saga in a nutshell 😂

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 5 лет назад +2

      @Skype Pandas Nope, Canadian. My excellent gofer shooting skills might be considered desirable tho.

    • @flintlocktingleberry
      @flintlocktingleberry 5 лет назад

      You start by playing battlefront 2

    • @vestige1671
      @vestige1671 5 лет назад +1

      I love that the likes are at 420 at the time I’m seeing this.

    • @flintlocktingleberry
      @flintlocktingleberry 5 лет назад

      @@vestige1671 lmao they still are

  • @MegaGothrocker
    @MegaGothrocker 4 года назад +87

    "Mom? Uncle? Dad? Grandfather?"
    For some reason, this broke me XDDDD
    Beautiful family reunion right there XDDDDDDDD

  • @SupremeChip5320
    @SupremeChip5320 5 лет назад +131

    "Get this little green midget off my grandfather"
    I gotta say this was never a sentence I expected to hear

  • @Kcv273
    @Kcv273 5 лет назад +576

    nobody:
    Not a single soul in the galaxy:
    Kylo Ren: "tHe GiRl!!!

  • @migueltan1080
    @migueltan1080 5 лет назад +176

    Zanny: *PURGES IN HOLY FIRE*
    Me: I surprise for sure, but a welcome one

  • @nunabisness7191
    @nunabisness7191 5 лет назад +276

    “Rey Skywalker”
    Kylo: Am I joke to you?

  • @williamrussell7770
    @williamrussell7770 5 лет назад +307

    Zanny : *Plays as a Sith Trooper*
    Also Zanny : "There's totally a Sith Trooper right there."

    • @Jedi_Spartan
      @Jedi_Spartan 4 года назад +6

      3:48 "It's Rey Skywal- ugh... sorry, I couldn't get through it. I was gonna throw up."

    • @eliancruzyanez8521
      @eliancruzyanez8521 4 года назад

      Thats the trueth there’s totally a sith trooper right there

  • @rydalchjustin
    @rydalchjustin 4 года назад +88

    Sees Zanny using a flamethrower yelling “purge the heretic!!!” and “burn in holy fire!”
    Me.... Ahh I see you’re a man of Grimdark far far future as well.. 😎

  • @guilhermesantinisforza7677
    @guilhermesantinisforza7677 5 лет назад +136

    "This is for trying to kill me when I was asleep while you were off character"
    Amazing.

  • @guts5101
    @guts5101 5 лет назад +58

    “In my day kids had more respect”
    “My grandkid keeps saying YEET”
    “I don’t know what it means”

  • @danielholm192
    @danielholm192 5 лет назад +152

    “Im ready, how bout you?” That hit me too hard man:’(

  • @bferg8304
    @bferg8304 5 лет назад +538

    “This is for trying to kill me in my sleep while you were out of character” 😂😂😂
    11:46

    • @P2873
      @P2873 5 лет назад +14

      brendan ferguson fuck Rian Johnson!

  • @Davidsuth
    @Davidsuth 5 лет назад +385

    “Imagine being 80 years old”
    Chewbacca: gwahhhrrrrahhh
    Yoda: joke iam to you

    • @beqbowi7503
      @beqbowi7503 5 лет назад +18

      This meme was made by 79 gang

    • @aohu7505
      @aohu7505 5 лет назад +3

      @@beqbowi7503 more like 200+ gang but hey you do you boomers

    • @beqbowi7503
      @beqbowi7503 5 лет назад +2

      @@aohu7505 dafuq. The gang memes are made from a 'gang' who dont have smt. The 200+ gang would have been also 80 in the past. So it dont make sense.

    • @aohu7505
      @aohu7505 5 лет назад

      @@beqbowi7503 bruh you hella dumb if you don't get the joke i was making, or worse yet you do and you do this shit instead of taking the joke

    • @alexcoutsavlis3421
      @alexcoutsavlis3421 5 лет назад

      Ao Hu Yoda was 900 when he died, chewbacca 200+ tho

  • @inkedseahear
    @inkedseahear 5 лет назад +37

    *Picks Flametrooper
    INSTANT FLASHBACKS TO YOUR PRIOR SERVICE TO THE EMPEROR IN THE SPACE HULK

  • @ronnocenarrik826
    @ronnocenarrik826 5 лет назад +766

    “Imagine being hyped for a character that had 6 seconds of screen time”
    The spy that literally had 1 second (i even saw the movie twice to make sure): am i a joke to you?

    • @robertdowneyjrscreaming7641
      @robertdowneyjrscreaming7641 5 лет назад +33

      Connor Kirrane yeah i saw him too

    • @jungletrouble8296
      @jungletrouble8296 5 лет назад +35

      NICO NICO NIII This just shows how insignificant he was and how much Dice wants to milk the franchise.

    • @SIE3114
      @SIE3114 5 лет назад +1

      I think he had a bit more than that

    • @TToska
      @TToska 5 лет назад +3

      I didn’t even see him

    • @AidanGrovenor
      @AidanGrovenor 5 лет назад +4

      JRV he’s right at the end for literally like a split second

  • @Mattropolis97
    @Mattropolis97 5 лет назад +509

    “Oppression Grenades say the N word when they explode” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying lmao

    • @OrangeXJam
      @OrangeXJam 4 года назад +12

      * pewds used an oppression Grenade *

    • @yasmin-lx4kb
      @yasmin-lx4kb 4 года назад +2

      Iyadx4xReality oh no

    • @chickenfeeet
      @chickenfeeet 4 года назад +1

      me as austrian just like what ? Isnt that my neighbours countrys hobbies?

    • @Mattropolis97
      @Mattropolis97 4 года назад

      The SENATE palps What?

    • @chickenfeeet
      @chickenfeeet 4 года назад

      @@Mattropolis97 my neighbour is German, and the n word is straight out of germany also, fals es dich interresiert, Nicht alle deutsche sind Nazis

  • @danthemanggs8292
    @danthemanggs8292 5 лет назад +242

    “But where is the GUUUUUuUuUuuuuRRRrlLLLL” lol 😂 “11:54

    • @Zenykal
      @Zenykal 4 года назад +10

      Obi wan Kenobi , we make great power

    • @mackenziedaye1490
      @mackenziedaye1490 4 года назад +5

      General Kenobi you are a bold one

    • @danthemanggs8292
      @danthemanggs8292 4 года назад +4

      General Grievous your move

    • @matthewplancon
      @matthewplancon 4 года назад +4

      Take your shirt off Kenobi

    • @batmitesolos7097
      @batmitesolos7097 4 года назад +1

      @@mackenziedaye1490 how are you? Has Dooku been training you in the jedi arts well?

  • @Nine-Ball
    @Nine-Ball 5 лет назад +114

    Video: "Slightly offensive"
    Me: unfortunately for you, history wont see it that way

  • @sevkips
    @sevkips 5 лет назад +238

    “Get this little green midget of my grandfather”

  • @oscarrodriguez2457
    @oscarrodriguez2457 5 лет назад +30

    2019 Zanny: ONE SHOT, ONE KILL
    2020 Zanny:Onshoonekilll

  • @deltawolf676
    @deltawolf676 5 лет назад +247

    Zanny: this gun sucks
    Also Zanny: *continues to miss his shots*

    • @fakeblue8985
      @fakeblue8985 5 лет назад +11

      It’s the gun obviously

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 4 года назад

      This ain’t Apple juice

    • @ShukaHusk
      @ShukaHusk 4 года назад

      Well IMO the aiming and trajectory really does suck, so I think that's what he meant.

  • @Mr.Sax.
    @Mr.Sax. 5 лет назад +99

    "This is for trying to kill me on my sleep when you were out of character!"

    • @rinzler8272
      @rinzler8272 5 лет назад +4

      Lol still can't believe they wrote that in the film

    • @joeiorio9654
      @joeiorio9654 5 лет назад +6

      Rinzler X
      Bro Luke never tried to kill him. Ben thought he was. Luke said “For the briefest moment I thought I could stop it. But all I was left with was shame.”
      Don’t forget he was literally crying while thinking about it. He wasn’t ready to Yeet his ass

    • @octaviocontrerasvalle811
      @octaviocontrerasvalle811 5 лет назад

      Joseph Iorio thank you

    • @youraveragediscordmod9911
      @youraveragediscordmod9911 5 лет назад +2

      Joseph Iorio yeah sure getting your lightsaber out ready to kill him have you seen the scene he was going to do it

    • @joeiorio9654
      @joeiorio9654 5 лет назад +3

      Omega Ultra
      He was literally crying. Remember there were three visions. And it tore him up for YEARS.
      If he was telling Rey that he did nothing wrong I’d be pretty upset. But the WHOLE MOVIE is about him getting over his failure.
      The fact that he was trying to follow his Jedi code and destroy the Sith, which happened to be his nephew, and in the end confronting his entire army to save his family and apologize to the boy who’s life he ruined was the true Jedi thing to do.

  • @nighthawk4744
    @nighthawk4744 5 лет назад +17

    7:44 The newest addition to Zanny’s music career.

  • @LeonardoDaVinci_1452
    @LeonardoDaVinci_1452 5 лет назад +51

    “Purge the hieratic!!! Purge them in holy fire!!! Purge! Purge! Purge!”
    - Sun Tzu

    • @mythri7345
      @mythri7345 5 лет назад +1

      An Actual Lobster Pervy the Purge Trooper would approve

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 лет назад +84

    What if
    You wanted to go to Heaven
    But God said
    “There’s totally a Sith Trooper there.”

    • @YouForYuh
      @YouForYuh 5 лет назад +5

      but god said “they fly now? they fly now.”

  • @slimpantz5134
    @slimpantz5134 5 лет назад +29

    Sith trooper: kills Zanny
    Zanny: “please I have grandchildr- *dies* oh that’s totally a Sith trooper”

  • @fein_skadr
    @fein_skadr 5 лет назад +162

    11:40
    Zanny: "mom, uncle, dad, grandfather"
    me (thinks back): this ist so f cked, why is everyone related

    • @cousinvinny616
      @cousinvinny616 5 лет назад +24

      .
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      B̤̬̜̝̭̤͉͉̾͗̄̐͛̍̒̃͜͝U͙̰̲̲̇̐̇̏͆̎̾̓͒͢ͅT̡̢̬̲͚̅̉̂̋̃̋͡͝ W̢̢͓̯̙̝̋́̍̄̀H̵̤̞̞̥͖̗͈̯͈͓̓̎̄̒̓̚͘͠͝Ȇ̛͚̙͇̣̓͒̃͋͊̉̅ͅŘ̨͙͙̗͓̻͍̣̬̰̒́̎̾̍̚E̴̢̨͓̯̫͋̿̀͘͞ I̛̩̺̖͈̦̝͕͓̝͒̍̓͜͞S̖̫̞̙͕̤̹̞̘͋͂̔̈́͂͌͆͗ T̴̝̖͍͉̺͒̌̐̅̿̈́͑̐͢͟͠H̨̻̝͈̖̓̓̅̈̏͐̕͘͟͠͡E̵̮͕̯͖̭̟̹̞̞͍͒̑͗͂̕͘͝͠͡ G͉͚̪̙̠͕͑̅̑̕̕Ī̴̧̤͔̭̗͙͍̍̔͂͆͊͜͟͞I̵͇̳͕͗͑̊̍͒̓͟͜ͅĮ̙̜̝̜͋̋̏̉̐̐̓Ŕ̴̨͍͔̖̦̿̑̋͌͑̿͞͠͞L̷̖̪̮̦͇̮̐̔̄̌͑̇͋̌̚̚
      .
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    • @fakeblue8985
      @fakeblue8985 5 лет назад +8

      Porn be like

    • @darthrevan454
      @darthrevan454 5 лет назад +7

      Cause you know, mom and dad have a child, mom has a brother, and dad has his own dad....it kinda makes them related...

    • @fein_skadr
      @fein_skadr 5 лет назад +4

      # Zannys Video: Leia flashes the battlefield.

    • @P2873
      @P2873 5 лет назад +1

      Luchs HD it’s not fucked up, it’s a family tree you dumb idiot 😂

  • @CosmicLeche
    @CosmicLeche 5 лет назад +110

    "He looks like the name "Walter.""
    That's a like on this vid from me right there.

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 5 лет назад

      "I like fire trucks and moster trucks"

    • @dummy.phat_womprat
      @dummy.phat_womprat 5 лет назад

      69 likes

    • @Frostwing
      @Frostwing 5 лет назад

      ohno i am the 114th like the curse can never stop send help pls

  • @emperormach
    @emperormach 4 года назад +25

    When Zanny said “Mom, Uncle, Dad, Grandfather.” It cracked me up

  • @grif419
    @grif419 5 лет назад +126

    “There’s totally a Sith trooper there”
    - Sun Tzu

  • @ChesterCNuts
    @ChesterCNuts 5 лет назад +70

    "Where is the girl, Where is Rey? I can smell her feet."

  • @wildcard2219
    @wildcard2219 5 лет назад +138

    People in the south: "The minorities are rising what do we do Mr. Mayor
    Mayor: "Use the oppression grenades!"

  • @FalonCowboy
    @FalonCowboy 5 лет назад +36

    When your playing Dodgeball and the Blind Kid is the last one on the enemy team.
    Me: *palpatine voice* You will pay the price for your lack of Vision

  • @CaptainCoolzCT-
    @CaptainCoolzCT- 5 лет назад +62

    "Find the nearest minority and THROW IT!!"
    I couldn’t hold it in.

  • @shannonneedham986
    @shannonneedham986 4 года назад +15

    12:13
    “Get this little green midget of my GRANDFATHER”
    -Zanny 2020

  • @adja8580
    @adja8580 5 лет назад +26

    Zanny's humour in a nutshell:
    'Oh my god! It's [Insert iconic character alongside their theme song]'
    I love it.

  • @rickydodson1539
    @rickydodson1539 5 лет назад +552

    Zanny: Titles video slightly offensive.
    Also Zanny: “set the black guy on fire!”
    Me: I think that’s more then “slightly”... but I love it!

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 5 лет назад +23

      I'm thankful for zanny being a KKK member

    • @emperorpalpatine1990
      @emperorpalpatine1990 5 лет назад +1

      Magic 202 2.0 thankful?

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 5 лет назад +28

      @@emperorpalpatine1990 DID I STUTTER

    • @emperorpalpatine1990
      @emperorpalpatine1990 5 лет назад

      Magic 202 2.0 I’m confused now

    • @usernamehvx1511
      @usernamehvx1511 5 лет назад +5

      Mace windu: I have had it with these offensive RUclipsrs in the Senate

  • @swaggycheese303
    @swaggycheese303 3 года назад +4

    I blame Zanny for me having a stroke playing as death troopers, screaming 'Aaaaaawooloowooloo' when playing commando droids, humming Vode An when playing Clone Commandos, and saying, "there's totally a Sith Trooper right there" every time I see a Sith Trooper.

  • @user-ib6lp4wi3n
    @user-ib6lp4wi3n 5 лет назад +64

    “Wow they are red”
    Literally every fans first comment on the with troopers

  • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
    @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 5 лет назад +42

    "I'm ready, how bout you!"
    Emile is everyone spirit animal!

  • @fedemona1
    @fedemona1 4 года назад +5

    11:40 "this is for trying to kill me in my sleep while you were out of character" killed me ahaha

    • @averyniceguy3964
      @averyniceguy3964 4 года назад +1

      When the last Jedi is so bad its just funny

  • @Caluben
    @Caluben 5 лет назад +99

    Oppressing minorities is trending in RUclips Gaming. It's times like these that makes me proud to be a swamp man.

  • @eduardalvarez1339
    @eduardalvarez1339 5 лет назад +102

    “May the tears i cried in 2019 lube the cheeks i clap in 2020”-Sun Zoo

  • @lukemorgestern8246
    @lukemorgestern8246 5 лет назад +7

    7:45 from that moment, zany has achieved the power of country rock
    No seriously he looks badass while singing

  • @CT-5736-Bladez
    @CT-5736-Bladez 5 лет назад +36

    9:42 I’m going to hell for laughing at that

  • @MephilesRider
    @MephilesRider 5 лет назад +36

    "Purge the Heretics! Purge them in holy fire!"
    Not only does it work for the fascists but a bit of 'for the Emperor!' never hurt anyone

  • @blanketyt953
    @blanketyt953 Год назад +3

    Its been 3 years and no oppression grenade in the mail, I am thoroughly unopressed

  • @adnancharif9296
    @adnancharif9296 5 лет назад +112

    Zanny: "There's totally a Sith trooper right there."
    Colourblind people: What Sith trooper?
    No offence, colourblind people

  • @shabba8487
    @shabba8487 5 лет назад +51

    "Step daddy wait im coming"
    Sun Tzu

  • @Pitatoes
    @Pitatoes 5 лет назад +36

    2:01 The guy is level 625. wtf, they have too much time on their hands

    • @thelads5615
      @thelads5615 4 года назад +4

      Mortal Lombar how bout a max level Han?
      Edit: 3 days later, max level anakin

    • @baccaismemebob2603
      @baccaismemebob2603 4 года назад +2

      Level 82 heavy me: shit and I thought I waz too addicted after only playing a month

    • @jirihovora6196
      @jirihovora6196 4 года назад

      @Ludimeel Sorbo nice save

  • @CAPTAINPRICE79
    @CAPTAINPRICE79 5 лет назад +324

    No One:
    Absolutely No One:
    Zanny: *THE GIRL*

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 4 года назад +1

      *WHERE IS THE GIRL?*

    • @potade2881
      @potade2881 4 года назад

      GORL... your scent betrays you

  • @zachmoser3972
    @zachmoser3972 5 лет назад +44

    "imagine being baked fighting space fascists" ... "imagine being 80 and fighting space fascists" .... i enjoyed the vid before it even started

  • @thomaswaters812
    @thomaswaters812 4 года назад +6

    Zanny: shoots twice
    Also zanny: one shot one kill

  • @roguereaver634
    @roguereaver634 5 лет назад +31

    4:01 Finally a Stormtrooper that supports the only true Emperor

  • @harrisonward3464
    @harrisonward3464 5 лет назад +32

    RUclips is demonetizing videos for no reason.
    Zanny: Stepdaddy I’m coming
    I’m spawning on stepdaddy, uh oh
    *I see now*

  • @GD-fi7rm
    @GD-fi7rm 4 года назад +6

    I got really excited when Zanny started to sing the El Camino song, and then I realized that no one will understand in a battlefront video.

  • @farscorned233
    @farscorned233 5 лет назад +37

    "This is for when you tried to kill me in my sleep while you were out of character!" XD

    • @doctorbr2195
      @doctorbr2195 5 лет назад +1

      he only thought of killing him for a paltry second with only the shame and the consequence left.

    • @hazardous8301
      @hazardous8301 5 лет назад

      Doctor BR second time I’ve seen you with this dumbass comment. As I said on your other post. He went to his room and ignited his lightsaber. It was far more then just a passing thought.

  • @jasonhunter4294
    @jasonhunter4294 5 лет назад +30

    Literally no one:
    Zanny: PURGE THEM IN HOLY FIRE!!!

  • @maggieverrall3398
    @maggieverrall3398 4 года назад +4

    “I’m an unstoppable force of NATURE”- Zanny the giant robot 2020

  • @darrentj8887
    @darrentj8887 5 лет назад +24

    Dice: Hey you know that ability that Heavy's have where they pull out a mini-gun and shred all opposition for a short amount of time.
    Players: Oh yeah, the thing everyone uses in capital supremacy. Are you going to change it somehow?
    Dice: Well, we decided to take that mini-gun and give it to a special class as a primary weapon, with an ability to remove weapon overheat
    Players:
    Players:
    Players: But why? Why would you do that?

    • @pauldank3453
      @pauldank3453 5 лет назад +4

      And it has no time limit

    • @mr_pineappleaffogus8602
      @mr_pineappleaffogus8602 5 лет назад +1

      What...?
      How could you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair!
      How can you have a mini-gun and not give it weapon overheat?!

    • @darrentj8887
      @darrentj8887 5 лет назад

      @@mr_pineappleaffogus8602 No it has overheat, but the middle ability (LB + RB) negates it for a short amount of time. Also the left ability is the same as the artillery sentry(or whatever its called) upgrade for heavy.

    • @mr_pineappleaffogus8602
      @mr_pineappleaffogus8602 5 лет назад

      @@darrentj8887 Uh...yeah I knew that. Smh try to make a meme comment and then someone replies trying to take it seriously

  • @survivor686
    @survivor686 5 лет назад +34

    0:46 - Ok I have to ask: What the hell is he going to infiltrate with that paint-scheme? A ketchup factory?

    • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
      @Vladimir_Fedorov27 5 лет назад +3

      No you know if you send out a platoon of chainsaw troopers first... These guys might come in handy)

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 5 лет назад +1

      What do they infiltrate? The Resistance doesn't even have anything that can be infiltrated

  • @nakseyyy
    @nakseyyy 4 года назад +9

    “this is for trying to kill my in my sleep while you were oUT OF CHARACTER”

  • @bennyaw2141
    @bennyaw2141 5 лет назад +120

    I died he zanny did the Kylo impressions😭
    *”THE GIRL, SHES HERE”*

  • @nah2481
    @nah2481 5 лет назад +20

    Caluben and solar: trying to play
    Zanny: BURN IN THE HOLY FIRE. PURGE THEM

  • @hav3n709
    @hav3n709 5 лет назад +10

    "Look out! Its Rey Sky.... ugh sorry I couldn't get through it."

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 5 лет назад +16

    I love how "They fly now?" has become a meme unto its own

  • @cutler_beckett
    @cutler_beckett 3 года назад +3

    “Imagine being hyped for a trooper that had like six seconds of screen time.”
    Me whose favorite clone is Commander Bacara: Heh heh, yeah….

  • @Toon_Lucario
    @Toon_Lucario 5 лет назад +11

    Sith Trooper: *throws oppression grenade at Caphex spy*
    Oppression Grenade: trees
    Caphex spy: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

  • @lorddarkseid5801
    @lorddarkseid5801 5 лет назад +9

    “My grandson keeps saying yeet. Idk what that means”
    That got me😂😂

  • @Gemma-Bricks
    @Gemma-Bricks 3 года назад +8

    That "one shot one kill" is a classic

  • @Tea.K-Sicko
    @Tea.K-Sicko 5 лет назад +27

    "I thought we killed all the fascists"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @tronjavolta400
    @tronjavolta400 5 лет назад +60

    Star Wars: attack of the cancer patients