Guido Magician with Mark Normand | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 65

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @joshuawilkins7578
    @joshuawilkins7578 2 года назад +268

    Mark Normand is the only podcast guest who crushes so hard it leaves the hosts speechless. 👏

    • @sammybananas
      @sammybananas 2 года назад +22

      I watch every podcast he is a guest on. The guy is a situational-comedy genius.

    • @gaba_goblin
      @gaba_goblin 2 года назад +3

      Mark sorta susses Chris out as someone who will often rather say an "outrageous" or offensive phrase in HOPE it'll be funny as compared to crafting it into a joke like Mark. All great dudes, but Sal and Mark seemed more cogent.
      Edit: I guess it's honestly more of a nod to Sal's versatility. He crushed it on Mark and Sam's pod!,

    • @NaruBrilu
      @NaruBrilu 2 года назад +2

      @@gaba_goblin ya ive noticed that too the more i watched chris in videos. It seems like he tries to say the most outrageous things that he can think of instead of doing it as a joke way. Also seems like he fake laughs when other people make a joke

    • @odk1105
      @odk1105 2 года назад +2

      thank god because chris and sal alone is a snooze fest. Anything after history hyenas has been absolute garbage.

    • @NaruBrilu
      @NaruBrilu 2 года назад +5

      @@odk1105 ... yet you're here.. on Ep 65 of this podcast

  • @tylerzulewski2424
    @tylerzulewski2424 2 года назад +413

    I love how Chrissy will jump in on any song Sal sings even if he doesn’t have a clue. Lol

    • @MadVillain23
      @MadVillain23 2 года назад +14

      That’s because they’re true babes

    • @adamlangdon2245
      @adamlangdon2245 2 года назад +2

      51:27 min in. 🎼🎶😁😘

    • @imboofingit8684
      @imboofingit8684 2 года назад +3

      It's all part of the CHAOS BABE!!!!!!
      YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS 💥💯💥

    • @Zoso37123
      @Zoso37123 2 года назад +3

      Can't help it when you're a gay!

    • @jacobhancox8144
      @jacobhancox8144 2 года назад

      Yessss pappi

  • @jeffysoule2076
    @jeffysoule2076 2 года назад +153

    This pod was friggin ravioli!!!

  • @Fender0ckreR
    @Fender0ckreR 2 года назад +77

    Normand is the GOAT of podcasts

  • @twinkiesandwine9310
    @twinkiesandwine9310 2 года назад +120

    I think we can all agree-- The pillows are the real star's of "Hey Babe"!!! 🤩😂🤩

    • @rg1062889
      @rg1062889 2 года назад +8

      And there's no corners!!

    • @guidemonkey
      @guidemonkey 2 года назад +6

      Yeah, but no pillow for the guest?! What is this Cuba? Some comedians are more pillow worthy than others? We the People demand Guest Pillows! .. or something

    • @jumbolumps666
      @jumbolumps666 2 года назад +5

      Legit I opened the comments section to say I can't believe they brought the pillows to Chrissy's house 😂

    • @Lizzypoohxo
      @Lizzypoohxo 2 года назад +1

      Hey Babe Pillows, Covering crotches for comfort

  • @ekkepper
    @ekkepper 2 года назад +323

    "You should do a history podcast" - Mark to Chris lmao

    • @daryldunson7154
      @daryldunson7154 2 года назад +6

      Lmao I caught that too

    • @user-vh5lm7ny9u
      @user-vh5lm7ny9u 2 года назад +45

      I'm still team yanni baby. RIP history hyenas

    • @kokorolex
      @kokorolex 2 года назад +7

      That one stung

    • @blakesexton2092
      @blakesexton2092 2 года назад

      Iiiiiiiiiiii I’ll ioiii I’ll ioiiiyiiioiiiiu

    • @Merkerygm
      @Merkerygm 2 года назад +18

      miss that shit, got me through many 12 hour amazon shifts

  • @realgambadogaming
    @realgambadogaming 2 года назад +36

    46:20 Chrissy with his head in his hands after what Mark said has me rolling, not a lot can move chris like that hahaha

    • @RyanWBL
      @RyanWBL 2 года назад +4

      "They pay her in crayons" holy shit that killed me

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 2 года назад +1

      Yeah not much truly shocks Chris. That was such a great joke haha

  • @Verifiedsinger
    @Verifiedsinger 2 года назад +11

    "You can't stop Ronald"
    I spit out my drink! Lmao Sal!

  • @gmunz360
    @gmunz360 2 года назад +20

    I love how Normand switched from ravioli to rigatoni *COMEDY*

  • @saltyb2363
    @saltyb2363 2 года назад +96

    FUCK YES!!! My fav comedian as a guest on my favorite POD!!!! Let's go babes!!!!

    • @bmthornell
      @bmthornell 2 года назад +1

      Did you know mark normand has a solo pod?

    • @saltyb2363
      @saltyb2363 2 года назад

      @Brett Thornell yeah pretty sure it's on his patreon

    • @bmthornell
      @bmthornell 2 года назад

      @@saltyb2363 yes and it’s great

    • @kendallleingang
      @kendallleingang 2 года назад +1

      Love Normie. He's like a machine gun of jokes. 🤣

  • @joshshoemaker7696
    @joshshoemaker7696 2 года назад +62

    I see Mark Normand, I watch. Simple as that #Comedy

    • @ImEddy92
      @ImEddy92 2 года назад

      This is why I'm here lol

  • @_MOORE_1986
    @_MOORE_1986 2 года назад +6

    "I wonder if she could lift a car?" 😂😂

  • @jessicagonzalez2310
    @jessicagonzalez2310 2 года назад +60

    Chris should be on drunk history 😂

    • @BerdFly
      @BerdFly 2 года назад

      He should be on anything

    • @ChrimsonChin
      @ChrimsonChin 2 года назад

      That's actually a fucking good idea

  • @vicentediaz5268
    @vicentediaz5268 2 года назад +5

    “It’s a good fat like sal “ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dgm792
    @dgm792 2 года назад +24

    The eppy weppyy is about to be GANGBUSTERS! Shoutout all the babes

  • @ambercarr861
    @ambercarr861 2 года назад +49

    Chris: "It would be funny if you found out after"
    Mark: "No we killed her."
    Norman is the G.O.A.T

  • @agoodfellow531
    @agoodfellow531 2 года назад +12

    Mark’s “it’s the leg heil” remark was a way under appreciated moment

  • @judahjeremydelrio7886
    @judahjeremydelrio7886 2 года назад +7

    Just discovered the pod. I’ve watched like 25 full episodes this week. I’m obsessed. And I must say, I find the rom Brady thruline over the last year hysterical 😂
    Always some TB news, I’m sad that’ll be coming to an end 😢

  • @matthewdawson9131
    @matthewdawson9131 2 года назад +5

    Pimp does dress like Elton John, dammit Mark! 😂🤣 Lmfao, never unseeing that.

  • @truejordan180
    @truejordan180 2 года назад +66

    Mark had me dying when he said Chet hanks would curb stomp a black. That’s comedy and always will be

  • @OngoGablogian-ku8xn
    @OngoGablogian-ku8xn Год назад +2

    "He's gonna curb stomp a black" thanks mark for tossing that in

  • @TheRealLange21
    @TheRealLange21 2 года назад +161

    Sal being so confident in how to sing that song, yet being so completely wrong is hilarious

    • @mjsudela
      @mjsudela 2 года назад +2

      It might not be how it's sung, but damn it were all doing it this way

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 2 года назад

      Why do we need to hear the Lady Boy chackling in the background? Turn his mic off.

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 2 года назад

      @@AgendaInMind which one?

    • @jessicabritton8750
      @jessicabritton8750 2 года назад

      @@AgendaInMind keep crying weirdo

    • @superPINEAPPLEmonkey
      @superPINEAPPLEmonkey Год назад

      @@cloudbloom mark laughs during the part wheres sals incorrect but “correcting” chris and then mark and pimp both laugh when they start again so idk🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @mimigiggles4199
    @mimigiggles4199 2 года назад +23

    What are the odds that when Chris takes the top hat off it makes a suction cup noise?

  • @David-ku8nj
    @David-ku8nj 2 года назад +13

    I’ve never seen Chrissy be the one to do a face palm , he was out chaosed! 46:28

  • @pirateofsteeze
    @pirateofsteeze 2 года назад +54

    Gillis is a real History buff as well.
    Chrissy and Shane should start a History Podcast! You could call it History Jackals or something like that!

    • @adimenon
      @adimenon 2 года назад +2

      History Hyenas with Shane and Chrissy would be NUTS

    • @revanite3021
      @revanite3021 2 года назад +1

      Don't do this.....

    • @raramcgee4982
      @raramcgee4982 2 года назад +1

      The hardercore history on the mssp patreon is hilarious.

  • @jakesmall3454
    @jakesmall3454 2 года назад +7

    I love Marks subtle fat jokes to Sal lmao

  • @adamlangdon2245
    @adamlangdon2245 2 года назад +26

    I love when Chrissy gets all smart and isht on this show.. maybe he should do a pod where him and a hairier man discuss history like wild African dog thingies.🧐🧐🧐😁❤️😘

  • @VBC_Records
    @VBC_Records 2 года назад +9

    I would bet good money on Jay Leno being the first comic in space, seems right up his alley!

  • @randyisrad
    @randyisrad 2 года назад +4

    "It's like a leg heil"
    Best line of the pod. Mark is an assassin

  • @mikeyd9459
    @mikeyd9459 2 года назад +25

    Cant believe anything Chrissy says about the trucking convoy in Canada when he prefaces it by saying Trudeau might be Fidel Castro's son 🤣

    • @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885
      @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 2 года назад +8

      Siding with the truckers is pure Staten Island.

    • @Wizard_of_Bong
      @Wizard_of_Bong 2 года назад +3

      some people believe literally anything they read, it's insane. i love how they acted like Canada is so scary and that we're so oppressed up here.

    • @Khedran
      @Khedran 2 года назад

      Trudeau's mom is pictured visiting Fidel, as in Polaroid picture, historic timelines add up. Pull up a younger shaved face Fidel picture next to Trudeau's... actually seems legit. Means nothing, but legitimate theory imo

    • @jennifers.3818
      @jennifers.3818 2 года назад +1

      @@Wizard_of_Bong Id say having your personal, private accounts frozen bc you're peacefully protesting sounds like the beginning of being oppressed. But guess if it's not something that affects your personal values then it doesnt matter right? Just wait.

  • @junimeme5626
    @junimeme5626 2 года назад +2

    The chemistry is so smooth it's almost hard to keep up

  • @jaybeeme
    @jaybeeme 2 года назад +3

    Sal smiling and nodding during the life insurance ad read is the only energy I'll accept for the rest of the year.

  • @jayfreedman5186
    @jayfreedman5186 2 года назад +3

    I like how Mark laughs exactly like H Foley in the outro and the camera zooms in on him.

  • @HawaiianPunch557
    @HawaiianPunch557 2 года назад +10

    I seen a guy say once that Normand's voice is what you think the voice in your dog's head sounds like

  • @haleysmith9502
    @haleysmith9502 2 года назад +5

    Mark Normand nailing the guest spot. Keep it up playa

  • @samhuff999
    @samhuff999 2 года назад +1

    I love Mark Normand and hey babe. This feels like a gift.

  • @twinkiesandwine9310
    @twinkiesandwine9310 2 года назад +33

    Sal's pillows made it into The "Chaos Castle"-- Let freedom reign!!! 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

    • @mir.ba.
      @mir.ba. 2 года назад +1

      The set is Chrissy's place?

    • @lauras3871
      @lauras3871 2 года назад +1

      I was just about to ask, did Sal bring those from his home?! 🤣🤣

  • @AIWFNW
    @AIWFNW 2 года назад +7

    Ive been a Sal fan since I discovered Jokers back in 2015...never knew about this pod until WMBD last week...

    • @Thinknappythoughts
      @Thinknappythoughts 2 года назад +2

      You’re in for a real treat!

    • @CASHMIXR
      @CASHMIXR 2 года назад

      Sal and Q have a podcast called what say you

  • @StefanRees
    @StefanRees 2 года назад +7

    We can literally do everything in Canada lol everything is open

    • @fomes
      @fomes 2 года назад +7

      It’s so embarrassing that so many Americans think they’re defending the oppressed Canadians lol we good, boys!

  • @moneyhoney606
    @moneyhoney606 2 года назад +13

    Mark asking about the "strength" of the new Victoria Secret model.
    Jesus christ that killed me. We are all going to hell bros

  • @ShaunDollar
    @ShaunDollar 2 года назад +25

    Thank you Mark for saying Chris should have a history podcast 😂

  • @1111Balance
    @1111Balance 2 года назад +10

    Hearing your REAL honest thoughts on politics/ corruption/ government/ Hollywood is my favorite topics you guys cover because you bring truth to it all, and shine light on the humor of such dark subjects. THANK YOU!!!!

  • @fernandofloresgarcia9965
    @fernandofloresgarcia9965 2 года назад +1

    44:32 mark blows everyone head with that crayons 🖍️ line !!!! Hahahahhaa I can't !!!!!!

  • @Username-fo8pf
    @Username-fo8pf 2 года назад +2

    Mark-Chris combination is something else!!!

  • @djphoenix1366
    @djphoenix1366 2 года назад +3

    Mark Riffs off these guys so well. Lots of laughs.

  • @SerDunk
    @SerDunk 2 года назад +9

    COMEDY!!! We're really doing it folks!

  • @calebdesjardins616
    @calebdesjardins616 2 года назад +4

    Omgosh if I ever got robbed I’d be scarred for life. Mark just casually told like 7 stories where we was mugged or robbed.

  • @thijsfb
    @thijsfb 2 года назад

    What an absolute home run of a hey babe ep, mark absolutely flawlessly adds to you guys' rambly comedy style, god bless

  • @Henncat69
    @Henncat69 2 года назад +1

    “They’re a strong people… We’ll cut that out.” - Mark Normand…….COMEDY!!

  • @brutongaster4404
    @brutongaster4404 2 года назад +8

    Chris' grasp on news and politics is hilarious.

  • @6ixxty-
    @6ixxty- 2 года назад +4

    The absolute best podcast. I love anytime mark is a guest on anything he’s amazing.

  • @yeshuasaves7882
    @yeshuasaves7882 2 года назад

    I watch everything mark is on. I knew it was going to be comedy gold with all you together.

  • @binting92
    @binting92 2 года назад

    Thank you for cheering up my week every Thursday! All the love!!! PLEASE HAVE A LIVE SHOW IN TORONTO!!!!!!

  • @nonoahhh
    @nonoahhh 2 года назад +1

    Can’t watch the visual at work but I can listen to the audio
    The chaos continues babes !
    💗

  • @amandafung3566
    @amandafung3566 2 года назад

    The dynamic of this trio was *chefs kiss*

  • @drewstaples9648
    @drewstaples9648 2 года назад +1

    Some of my favorite comedians shooting the shit is such an amazing episode.

  • @KevinC1990
    @KevinC1990 2 года назад +2

    This is probably my 15th time watching this ep. God bless you queefs

  • @cjtalksfunny
    @cjtalksfunny 2 года назад +8

    I’m 15 minutes in this is already one of the funniest episodes ever

  • @brhode5313
    @brhode5313 2 года назад +1

    Damn we need this trio again

  • @slywolfe
    @slywolfe 2 года назад +6

    Glad to have this to distract me from the start of WW3 🙏
    Also, that close-up when Chris said "Yeah" to Mark talking about heroin, I felt that 👌

    • @zhara9741
      @zhara9741 2 года назад +2

      Exactly!!!! I just spent hours watching the coverage. Thank god for this pod

  • @jh1990nene
    @jh1990nene 2 года назад +1

    46:18 --- bro HAHAHAHHAHA -- HE SAID PAY HERE IN CRAYONS??? lmaoooo

  • @jorgecostanza7147
    @jorgecostanza7147 2 года назад +1

    You already know babe,
    Mark normand = instant view.

  • @damianhbc
    @damianhbc 2 года назад

    👏 👏 👏 Chris thanks for bringing up the issues in Canada. It’s appreciated, it’s pretty brutal here now. loves yah babe

  • @davidgraham1827
    @davidgraham1827 2 года назад +1

    Its the intro of the show and I am already excited.

  • @munozA01
    @munozA01 2 года назад +2

    Can she lift a car......ayoooo im dying lol

  • @bronicroberts8670
    @bronicroberts8670 2 года назад +5

    Glad Kevin could make time for the Babes

  • @tylerrich7590
    @tylerrich7590 2 года назад +1

    Mark just Crushed it here in Columbus last week! Absolute Legend.

  • @WolverineAudio
    @WolverineAudio 2 года назад +1

    GREAT EP boys 🤘🏼🔥🔥 3 of my absolute fav babes, doesn't get better than this 🙏🏼💙

  • @gmunz360
    @gmunz360 2 года назад

    The zoom in cuts to Normand we're gold

  • @FlightsNemesis
    @FlightsNemesis 2 года назад +5

    Yessssss!!!!! MARK NORMAND is my favorite Comedian 🔥🔥🔥

  • @theironemald8779
    @theironemald8779 2 года назад +9

    Mark calling pimp Elton John was a perfect description

  • @adrianmcneilly2730
    @adrianmcneilly2730 2 года назад +1

    You guys are shocking... Mark the legend.. we all more.. love

  • @veronicagutierrez4589
    @veronicagutierrez4589 2 года назад +1

    THEY PAY HER IN CRAYONS! Mark .. I love you!

  • @UssSouthDakota
    @UssSouthDakota 2 года назад +3

    if anyones curious i’m still watching idk if it comes up, tom hanks sent chet to one of those awful celebrity kid boarding schools and a camp for “troubled teens” when he was a kid so he kinda wasn’t always around for chet. imo it explains a lot

  • @sauceherpderp
    @sauceherpderp 2 года назад

    Sal on AYG, Mark on Hey Babe, Chrissy on Bad Friends, this month is WILD with the poddy woddies!

  • @wonkeycong1956
    @wonkeycong1956 2 года назад

    "It's like a leg heil" 🤣🤣

  • @nonamesleft9141
    @nonamesleft9141 2 года назад

    Just gotta say waiting for the post on Thursday gets me through the work week

  • @patrickmills4217
    @patrickmills4217 2 года назад +3

    I'm waiting for Chris to grow out his pinky nail to match that ring. Gotta have a coke nail with a ring that fire!!

  • @OakHogan
    @OakHogan 2 года назад +2

    Two Thumbs up for curb stomping

  • @melissalemieux9050
    @melissalemieux9050 2 года назад

    I have been binging Hey Babe so this is a little late but as a resident Ottawan I just want to mention that the PM didn't freeze personal accounts of those truckers but rather the funds they raised through go fund me (ALLEGEDLEEYYY - coming from questionable sources) so that they couldn't use those funds to fuel their occupancy of the city. Loving the podcast!

  • @kylejones2479
    @kylejones2479 2 года назад +1

    Mark is fucking wild i love it

  • @thomaslauria4300
    @thomaslauria4300 2 года назад +1

    Mark is a perfect 3rd mic for the pod! Silly Billy's babe!

  • @jaycarn9435
    @jaycarn9435 2 года назад +1

    Normand brought the HEAT today

  • @summahbreeze
    @summahbreeze 2 года назад

    The fact that y’all are advertising Justin Long’s podcast (my dream babe in my head) makes me happy

  • @tpoults8141
    @tpoults8141 2 года назад

    Sal bringing his pillows. Love ❤️ it

  • @Pattyx0x0
    @Pattyx0x0 2 года назад +1

    pimps moving at 2x speed trying to hit all his planned talking points for the babes

  • @shanesolar3924
    @shanesolar3924 2 года назад

    Marks face at the end is great

  • @kennaakin1494
    @kennaakin1494 2 года назад

    I hope the babes come back to AZ!!! I’d give anything to see you guys live!

  • @geraldine6379
    @geraldine6379 2 года назад +7

    *It requires money to make money. this is the best secert I have ever discovered we don’t make money, we EARN and MULTIPLY money.*

    • @ethandouglas414
      @ethandouglas414 2 года назад

      I’ve been trading crypto with Mr Charles Wagner for over a year now and I've made about a whooping profit of $86,000 in crypto its not much but I'm ok with the progress since i now make a whole lot from the comfort of my bed.

    • @ethandouglas414
      @ethandouglas414 2 года назад

      Get him on Whats=app👇🏻

    • @ethandouglas414
      @ethandouglas414 2 года назад

      十𝟭𝟰𝟮𝟰𝟱𝟯𝟮𝟭𝟲𝟳𝟱☎️📞
      👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

  • @hamilcross
    @hamilcross 2 года назад

    "they pay her in crayons" babessssss omfg

  • @kylethem9969
    @kylethem9969 2 года назад +1

    LETS GOOOOO MARK NORMAND ON WITH MY BABES!

  • @spruceyourmoose
    @spruceyourmoose 2 года назад +2

    Omfg Mark Normand guest starring hey babe??? WHAT A THURSDAY

  • @kennethwright9338
    @kennethwright9338 2 года назад +1

    If this podcast goes on for a couple more years, the bit about the super bowl winning quarter backs is going to get so long and funny 😂

  • @GoldenFrocks
    @GoldenFrocks 2 года назад +2

    I love Chrissy's random history lessons

  • @fndmntl5341
    @fndmntl5341 2 года назад +2

    I've become a big fan of this podcast after being a long time jokers fan. Speaking of which, Q needs to make more appearances... SAL

  • @michaelbenson3427
    @michaelbenson3427 2 года назад +1

    My 3 favourite comedians in one pod let's gooooo

    • @kylethem9969
      @kylethem9969 2 года назад

      LETS GOO I love mark normand

  • @lynno1974
    @lynno1974 2 года назад

    Mark being the hype-girl at the start was legendary Norman.

  • @meghanxox
    @meghanxox 2 года назад +3

    “They are strong people. Pay her in crayons.” 🤣 This episode is perfection. Mark is one of the best! But why am I a bad person and THAT was this the line that made me absolutely break sitting in the the salon and I just lost it laughing and people think I’m crazy. I know they are just missing out on what’s good 😂🤣

  • @mj8382
    @mj8382 2 года назад +1

    I’d buy💴💴 that painting 🖼! It’s sooo BEAUTIFUL 😻 ❤️

  • @lukewojdylo9241
    @lukewojdylo9241 2 года назад +2

    I think Mark missed his calling as a narrator for every docu-series on the roaring 20's.