So glad this guy is back. Anyone who does donuts with a dead body in their car with the blessing of law enforcement is welcome to tell me bedtime stories any morning of the week.
Back in spring of 1986, I had one of the best family trips as a kid. My parents and sister delivered a used hearse to a friend Needles, CA from Mankato, MN. In the back was a used body lift and used stainless steel embalming table. Having to stop in CO for the construction alot was always great. (Roads were 1 lane and you would have to wait for a pilot car.) Crowds would gather around trying to get a peak inside. People would gasp as a family of 4 would pile out. Seeing this and thinking about that really makes me want to get one just for fun.
Noteable size? Dude, we’ve got mosquitoes in Arkansas that can stand flat footed and molest turkeys. And rolling the window down? Nah, you’re just breathing ‘em now. Haha
Hahaha, Being an Alabamian and having lived in Georgia, I can say that both state's law enforcement can be d-bags when it comes to how they view folks that like fast machines. Also the lack of Auto repair support on weekends is pretty scary, lol. Good stories man, thanks for sharing them. I decided to take a "knocking" Harley XL1200 on a cross country trip from Alabama to Wyoming to only blow a head gasket in Iowa. By a stroke of shear luck there was a Harley Dealer in the middle of nowhere, so I pulled in to ask them to perform a timing adjustment. At the time I had no idea it had a blown head, I simply knew it was popping and running lean. While waiting to hear what was going on with the motor and why it was running so lean, I had lunch at the only diner for 100 miles with a local farmer. After lunch the farmer and I parted ways as his bike was ready to go. The shop manager brought me back to my bike on the lift and showed me the blown head gasket and told me the repair and knock could be upwards of $1200 which was more than the bike was worth. The farmer had told me earlier that if I needed a place to crash to come out to his shop, so I gave him a call. He said, grab the needed parts, and "come on, I got you". I reluctantly purchased the $85 in head gaskets/seals and had the bike hauled 50 miles out in the middle of corn country to his property where we pulled up to a big two door shop for combines and tractors. Inside in the corner he had a lift, and every tool imaginable made by Snap-On. He and his wife greeted me at the bike, and they offered up a warm meal, a shower and bed during my stay. Not only did they deliver this man stayed and helped me rebuild my bike in a matter of hours while sharing wild stories of bootlegging, racing, and bike building. We wrapped up the repairs at 1AM, cranked it and had a couple of cold ones once it fired and idled smoothly. The next morning at first light we shook hands and he gave me a bottle of outlaw tempelton rye. I spent the next two weeks on the road living out of a tent, and the bike had zero problems after that. The greatest experience I've ever had on the road, truly.
+Dan C It was an ‘08 G37S. Some of the pictures from the story were from the trip (like the side of the road and the state trooper) the rest were of other pictures I have of the car. Note the different wheels in some of the pictures (it currently has 20s on it). Most of the trip pictures were of landscapes and other cars since we were in the car most of the time.
He's so right about the mosquitos in Arkansas. My mom and I were driving back to Texas from North Carolina and we had to stop and get gas right near the border in Texarkana. We're basically sitting on empty because I've already gone through 1 gas station and decided to try and find another one because the swarm of mosquitos was so bad. So the next one we get to is just as bad but we have to get gas at this point. We're in my 2 month old Ford Flex packed with the 2 of us, 3 full grown German Shepherds and luggage for 4 people. We only opened 1 door twice, which was to get out and pump gas, and to get back in, and somehow the car still got filled with mosquitos. We opened the windows to try to vent them out once we were back on the highway which got most of them out, but a lot of them got pushed to the back of the car. We were slapping mosquitos for hours. We got chewed up, all our dogs got chewed up, and the headliner in my car got covered in squished bugs and blood. It was disgusting.
Small world of cars here... a couple of months ago before I moved away from Colorado, I bought a 1989 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham Funeral Home limo, 6 Doors, 3 rows, originally sold to a funeral home in Oklahoma, nothing crazy except for it has a 425 in it now... upon seeing how convenient it would be to haul a small army of people, my sister and brother-in-law decided that they could use one for them and their 4 children.... we found the perfect 1992 Fleetwood front wheel drive limo on Craigslist, unfortunately we were a day late and a dollar short to buying it, this was back in like February,But thanks to this video I recognized the guy that was selling it as Mr. Helm, purely by the Mohawk. I find it hilarious that I'm sitting here in the middle of the night watching these car videos and had this revelation lol
I wish I would have found her, but this limo kind of fell in my lap because the guy wanted to trade for my non-running MR2, and I do have a problem I like to trade cars to something different, and a 1989 limo with a big block engine swapped into it is too weird for me to pass up.
Had the same thing happen to me with the wheel studs breaking after I got new tires put on at Sears. Took it back and made them put all new wheel studs all the way around because there's probably more of them that are almost broken off. Trip sounded like fun except for the breakdowns
Can we stop and acknowledge that his WIFE pointed out the temperature gauge was pinned? Now that's a stand up gal right there, congrats on the bride Chris.
My late neighbors owned the local busy funeral home in our town for many years, and she told me that you never wear out a hearse, in the year's past, the frequent body changes on cars made them look old and out of date long before many miles were on the car
"I-20 is probably known as the best thing to come out of Alabama." Sir, Might I suggest you look at I-40, the best thing to come out of Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Texas. I would also suggest I-10, except it gladly bypasses Arkansas and Oklahoma. BTW, I stayed in Arkansas (mostly because my dad refuses to admit he screwed up his Air Force assignment request form by checking "SouthEast" for the region he wanted to move back.) I say "stayed" instead of "lived" because no one lives in Arkansas, they just do time there. And, you can tell who most of the lifer's are. I have never met these mutantly large mosquitos you talked about. Sure, they're quick, overpowering, numerous, and telepathically attracted to humans. But large isn't a word I'd use for them. (However, I have also met the Alaskan state bird, the mosquito. She's more deserving of the title, since hands down, she's way larger than her Arkansan kin. Her Arkansan kin can kick her butt in every other measurable way.)
Jack Linde I too stayed in Arkansas by way of the Air Force. I40 in eastern Arkansas I learned isn’t very “low” car friendly but it’s fun for a New York City native watching the farmers in their airplanes spray their crops.
Love the aspect of a hearse roadside rescue of a family with a child peeing and his mother's reaction to it. There should be more people like y'all on our roadways; minus the sunburned plumbers crack of course. Lmao
Most of Alabama State Troopers are cool. We are very short around here. Lucky you didn't run into a local Sheriff or Police in a small po dunk town. But I want to know how most of these old engines will run on FI setup.
Screw that, put it on fumes and it'll do at least 40 mpg... just a quick guesstimate. Dunno the weight or the RPMs ya drive at highway speed. But yeah, something like that. I'm gonna do my H2 next. That's my target there, at least 40 MPG.
..... I sanpped 5 out of 6 on a Chevy Silverado that had been sunk in the mud for 2 weeks then sat for a year with out any cleansing ....... Texas red mud eats metal or in this case rust welds lugs to the studs
Wow, 315 gallons of gas.... that cross-country road trip must have cost over $1,100 in fuel alone... 8-12 mpg's, that's almost the same as a V12 supercar consumption... lol... ;)
More like $4.00 a gallon. money.cnn.com/2005/09/01/markets/gas_prices/index.htm "Drivers in Atlanta said stations were charging well over $3 a gallon for regular unleaded, and at least one station in Stockbridge, Ga., was charging customers $5.87 a gallon."
Depends on when he took the trip in 05 but early in the year it was around $1.50 www.energy.gov/eere/vehicles/fact-915-march-7-2016-average-historical-annual-gasoline-pump-price-1929-2015
Okay a nearly 3 ton suv with a V8 goes further then your hearse on the highway on a single tank of gas, said suv has 5.6 liter v8 that will do almost 350 miles to a tank the tank might about 20ish gallons but still its brick on wheels with a 4 speed transmission
Dude really seemed to have it out for Alabama. His car breaks down, blame the State and immediately think the worst of a State Trooper checking if he's ok. He's in Arkansas getting chased by mosquitoes... the mosquitos are claimed to be from Alabama... his car breaks down again.. blame Alabama because that's where his cobbled together piece of crap happened to break. The best part of the story is his sunburn due to Alabama pulling his pants down and his shirt riding up. I'm calling this story a dud... but I'm from Alabama so I'm contractually obligated to be against this guy.
psychoholic - Yeah, like that college football stat? Too soon? It's not hard to find something to slap someone else down with. It's also not hard to take credit for positive things in your state that you had no part in even creating (like football stats favor me HEAVILY as does the cost of living and ability to register cars that other states wouldn't allow). Ultimately we are all just people latching on to stupid stuff to feel more relevant about our own minor situations which will nearly all be forgotten a hundred years from now. Thankfully most people and places aren't the cartoon depictions that people describe.
The Georgia/Alabama rivalry is all done in fun. Cosmically I do seem to have weird luck going through Alabama (calling it a cobbled together piece of crap is a bit harsh) but that's probably because I don't leave the state often and when I do it's after months of it sitting in the shop without being driven. Also worth noting I've had the car for 20 years this year so most of the time there are no issues but when something fails it fails gloriously (more VinWiki stories coming soon on this front).
So glad this guy is back. Anyone who does donuts with a dead body in their car with the blessing of law enforcement is welcome to tell me bedtime stories any morning of the week.
Brett Bilger wait a min...
WOW, a talking parrot with excellent humor!
Bedtime and morning in the same sentence 🤔
Donut Or burnout?
Yes, because some of us actually go to bed in the morning, not the night. I can attest to that XD
I needed to watch this video twice because he made so many quick jokes. This guy is an awesome story teller
Jeffrey Alford I watched this video once at .75 speed after seeing your comment ty
"High to harambe" my favorite quote of all time
Chris is an amazing storyteller with unique and awesome taste in automobiles. Enjoy!
Not sure if you watch Silicon Valley but they used "shrewd negotiator" in the season premiere. Better trademark it while you can!
Ed Bolia
To bad he and you are promoting someone who doesnt pay there bills. Lmk if you want screen shots.
Not sure what you mean @Zombie4loan.
I guess you can say he was a shrewd negotiator.
such a good story teller ... I lost it at "I'm ginger, my shoulders look like they've been hunting with Dick Cheney they're so freckled"
In deed. Could listen to this guy for Hours!.. He should have his own show/youtube channel.
@@LosantoBeats, he has a RUclips channel The Rockabilly Arts.
Back in spring of 1986, I had one of the best family trips as a kid. My parents and sister delivered a used hearse to a friend Needles, CA from Mankato, MN. In the back was a used body lift and used stainless steel embalming table.
Having to stop in CO for the construction alot was always great. (Roads were 1 lane and you would have to wait for a pilot car.) Crowds would gather around trying to get a peak inside. People would gasp as a family of 4 would pile out.
Seeing this and thinking about that really makes me want to get one just for fun.
Mosquitoes pacing you at 95mph? Must've drank the blood of Usain Bolt
That was the most awkward cop selfie I've ever seen oh my god hahaha
Noteable size? Dude, we’ve got mosquitoes in Arkansas that can stand flat footed and molest turkeys. And rolling the window down? Nah, you’re just breathing ‘em now. Haha
Hahaha, Being an Alabamian and having lived in Georgia, I can say that both state's law enforcement can be d-bags when it comes to how they view folks that like fast machines. Also the lack of Auto repair support on weekends is pretty scary, lol. Good stories man, thanks for sharing them.
I decided to take a "knocking" Harley XL1200 on a cross country trip from Alabama to Wyoming to only blow a head gasket in Iowa. By a stroke of shear luck there was a Harley Dealer in the middle of nowhere, so I pulled in to ask them to perform a timing adjustment. At the time I had no idea it had a blown head, I simply knew it was popping and running lean. While waiting to hear what was going on with the motor and why it was running so lean, I had lunch at the only diner for 100 miles with a local farmer. After lunch the farmer and I parted ways as his bike was ready to go. The shop manager brought me back to my bike on the lift and showed me the blown head gasket and told me the repair and knock could be upwards of $1200 which was more than the bike was worth. The farmer had told me earlier that if I needed a place to crash to come out to his shop, so I gave him a call. He said, grab the needed parts, and "come on, I got you". I reluctantly purchased the $85 in head gaskets/seals and had the bike hauled 50 miles out in the middle of corn country to his property where we pulled up to a big two door shop for combines and tractors. Inside in the corner he had a lift, and every tool imaginable made by Snap-On. He and his wife greeted me at the bike, and they offered up a warm meal, a shower and bed during my stay. Not only did they deliver this man stayed and helped me rebuild my bike in a matter of hours while sharing wild stories of bootlegging, racing, and bike building. We wrapped up the repairs at 1AM, cranked it and had a couple of cold ones once it fired and idled smoothly. The next morning at first light we shook hands and he gave me a bottle of outlaw tempelton rye. I spent the next two weeks on the road living out of a tent, and the bike had zero problems after that. The greatest experience I've ever had on the road, truly.
my 4th car as a teenager in high school was a 1972 Cadillac 4 door hard top - friggen awesome cars
"Vampiric". What a great word!
"Like I have been hunting with Dick Cheney" - I'm dead.
I actually had to pause the video I laughed so hard. knew I'd find a comment here close by.
"They're just pacing us, looking over like, 'HAHA'"
I don´t get it...
"Water pump was making noise like a Quarterbacks shoulder" Good one!
Really?!?! Oh how I wish I could find one of these.... Yall make my day at work so much better!!! Chris is awesome. He makes America proud!!
"Just lookin' for a shady spot to take a nap" I'll have to remember that one!
Would love to hear more stories from this guy.
Story took place in 2005, but there is a 2009+ Infiniti G37 at 5:40 .... time travel
+Dan C
It was an ‘08 G37S. Some of the pictures from the story were from the trip (like the side of the road and the state trooper) the rest were of other pictures I have of the car. Note the different wheels in some of the pictures (it currently has 20s on it). Most of the trip pictures were of landscapes and other cars since we were in the car most of the time.
That's between you guys. I'm his friend and not his accountant or keeper.
Enjoy having a friend who calls you trash! His words. Let me know if you would like to see how shady your so called "friend" is! I have it in Texts
Mosquitos are the state bird of Arkansas 😄
about $1,000.00 in CA prices for gas
My buddy DiGanci is always good for a hilarious story! "Watching the birds fly upside down." LMFAO
He's so right about the mosquitos in Arkansas. My mom and I were driving back to Texas from North Carolina and we had to stop and get gas right near the border in Texarkana. We're basically sitting on empty because I've already gone through 1 gas station and decided to try and find another one because the swarm of mosquitos was so bad. So the next one we get to is just as bad but we have to get gas at this point. We're in my 2 month old Ford Flex packed with the 2 of us, 3 full grown German Shepherds and luggage for 4 people. We only opened 1 door twice, which was to get out and pump gas, and to get back in, and somehow the car still got filled with mosquitos. We opened the windows to try to vent them out once we were back on the highway which got most of them out, but a lot of them got pushed to the back of the car. We were slapping mosquitos for hours. We got chewed up, all our dogs got chewed up, and the headliner in my car got covered in squished bugs and blood. It was disgusting.
Great story!!! Love the details had me cracking up. Glad you made it!!
Saw a hearse, thought about Arne
last time i was here this early, Rob just discovered pills inside the explorer
Farhan Pramadipta *Rabbit haha
He said Bill Engvall and used a Here's Your Sign Joke!!!! I LOST IT!!!! 😂🤣
Small world of cars here... a couple of months ago before I moved away from Colorado, I bought a 1989 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham Funeral Home limo, 6 Doors, 3 rows, originally sold to a funeral home in Oklahoma, nothing crazy except for it has a 425 in it now... upon seeing how convenient it would be to haul a small army of people, my sister and brother-in-law decided that they could use one for them and their 4 children.... we found the perfect 1992 Fleetwood front wheel drive limo on Craigslist, unfortunately we were a day late and a dollar short to buying it, this was back in like February,But thanks to this video I recognized the guy that was selling it as Mr. Helm, purely by the Mohawk. I find it hilarious that I'm sitting here in the middle of the night watching these car videos and had this revelation lol
I wish I would have found her, but this limo kind of fell in my lap because the guy wanted to trade for my non-running MR2, and I do have a problem I like to trade cars to something different, and a 1989 limo with a big block engine swapped into it is too weird for me to pass up.
should have used those coathangers instead of shelling out $5. wrap around and twist the ends until tight, use 2 or 3
Good story, The Ed guy and the Robb guy are hilarious. I just found this channel today and I've been binge watching. I'm really enjoying this channel!
Mosquitoes of Notable Size? I dont thing they exist...
We have small mosquitoes in Canada because it's so cold
Seeing Zachary Helm brought a huge smile to my face as both a gearhead and a Denver punk!
Had the same thing happen to me with the wheel studs breaking after I got new tires put on at Sears. Took it back and made them put all new wheel studs all the way around because there's probably more of them that are almost broken off. Trip sounded like fun except for the breakdowns
8-12 miles to the gallon on the best day of it's life and 8-12 gallons to the mile on the rest.
"10 gas station stops later....." lol
Can we stop and acknowledge that his WIFE pointed out the temperature gauge was pinned? Now that's a stand up gal right there, congrats on the bride Chris.
My late neighbors owned the local busy funeral home in our town for many years, and she told me that you never wear out a hearse, in the year's past, the frequent body changes on cars made them look old and out of date long before many miles were on the car
Hah i love these stories about cross country'ing like 2904 or Canonball in weird cars😂
Good ole Meridian, Mississippi. My hometown.
389 peterbilt a whopping 4.5 mpgs
Last time I was this early, the spring breakers were still migrating toward Florida in their rental cars.
Clint Gliford Why are you always commenting the same shit on every new video. Don't you have a life?
VINwiki is life.
WOW I remember that car passing me in Meridian I was 13 at the time.
If a car likes you it knows exactly where to break down. Case in point, the Cadillac hearse at the Holiday Inn.
Last time I was this early, Ed was still giving a cop a ride in a Gallardo doing 170mph.
So many amazing quotes in this video. Good work.
I don't know if this has been suggested but you guys should post these on iTunes.
$5 for a house clamp!!!, I would have called Triple AAA & went home.
This is by far the best story channel I have ever watched, keep up the amazing content guys!
LOL, Love the Blazing Saddles reference. Hilarious.
HEADY LAMAR! HEADY LAMAR!!
8 to 12 mpg while driving cross country in a big old Caddy. Been there done that. And it makes for a lot of pee breaks.
I like his puns
This guy share some awesome hilarious stories
"I'm just looking for a nice shady spot to take a nap"😂😂😂😂 had me laughing for ever. This guy is so funny.
315 gallons? just 2600 dollars in gas prices here in Norway :)
One of the best story tellers ever.
Why, oh Lord, why ... am I looking for Cadillac hearses for sale?
SO enjoyed this... a true gifted storyteller!!!!
Does this guy ever stop to take a breath, God, Rob has such a nice flow when he talks
This is probably one of the best storytellers ever. Plus, National Geographic, needs to get on those mosquitos
From someone who frequently Sun burns their butt, that had to suck!! Great story!!
Jessica Butler if you need some aloe vera applied I know a guy.
I used to have an awkward feeling around hearse, now I like them ever since VINWiki 😂
As a ginger I feel you!
Dude in the pic looks like a goth Steve Martin.
i didnt think i would see another video about this guy, this made my day
I’m in Alabama and lived her my entire life and we have the absolute WORST luck with anything that has wheels. Alabama hates cars
You, sir, are hilarious! Your cross country tale had me in tears! Keep it up!!
😅 I completely forgot that there is a VIN Wiki on RUclips. Please let me know about older cars in the future.
Love Chris’ stories
Love the videos!
Jose Martinez you're second
I learned something today. My 21 year old v6 Ford Explorer gets the same or worse mpg as a 1972 gm made hearse with a 472 big block. Thanks ford
This reminds me, i seen a hearse for sale in my area. Not classic but the newer models.
Thought you said you had hangers, wouldn't those do the trick?
Man, I wish you used the nap line. Also as a fellow Ginger. I feel your freckled part of the story
This man just said Loganville Georgia, never thought i would see anyone from my home town on youtube😅
"I-20 is probably known as the best thing to come out of Alabama." Sir, Might I suggest you look at I-40, the best thing to come out of Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Texas. I would also suggest I-10, except it gladly bypasses Arkansas and Oklahoma.
BTW, I stayed in Arkansas (mostly because my dad refuses to admit he screwed up his Air Force assignment request form by checking "SouthEast" for the region he wanted to move back.) I say "stayed" instead of "lived" because no one lives in Arkansas, they just do time there. And, you can tell who most of the lifer's are. I have never met these mutantly large mosquitos you talked about. Sure, they're quick, overpowering, numerous, and telepathically attracted to humans. But large isn't a word I'd use for them. (However, I have also met the Alaskan state bird, the mosquito. She's more deserving of the title, since hands down, she's way larger than her Arkansan kin. Her Arkansan kin can kick her butt in every other measurable way.)
Jack Linde I too stayed in Arkansas by way of the Air Force. I40 in eastern Arkansas I learned isn’t very “low” car friendly but it’s fun for a New York City native watching the farmers in their airplanes spray their crops.
the truck stop you mentioned ,and than the picture you showed iis in henryetta oklahoma just off i40, looks to be anyway
Love the aspect of a hearse roadside rescue of a family with a child peeing and his mother's reaction to it. There should be more people like y'all on our roadways; minus the sunburned plumbers crack of course. Lmao
I want to do this trip in my 67 Electra!!
Vinwiki vids help my hangover
My hearse averages 15mpg and I really want to drive it on the power tour.
Well, you have suspension and gearing for a 200 Gallon Fuel Cell in the back. ;)
Most of Alabama State Troopers are cool. We are very short around here. Lucky you didn't run into a local Sheriff or Police in a small po dunk town. But I want to know how most of these old engines will run on FI setup.
RocketFast321 I’ll know in about 3 weeks.
Screw that, put it on fumes and it'll do at least 40 mpg... just a quick guesstimate. Dunno the weight or the RPMs ya drive at highway speed. But yeah, something like that. I'm gonna do my H2 next. That's my target there, at least 40 MPG.
God speed sir! On my 01 189k 2.4 5-speed. I get 30mph going around 65-70.
That thing would be well over 100 mpg on a good hot vapor setup. :-)
Great story! Nothing worse than a break down far away from home.
I’m a youtuber with a 2001 Deville I bought from a police impound for $375. I’m thinking about driving from Atlanta to NY and back, in this car.
..... I sanpped 5 out of 6 on a Chevy Silverado that had been sunk in the mud for 2 weeks then sat for a year with out any cleansing ....... Texas red mud eats metal or in this case rust welds lugs to the studs
Wow, 315 gallons of gas.... that cross-country road trip must have cost over $1,100 in fuel alone... 8-12 mpg's, that's almost the same as a V12 supercar consumption... lol... ;)
Oliver Vigilia this happened in 2005 so gas was probably about $1.50 A gallon on the trip
More like $4.00 a gallon. money.cnn.com/2005/09/01/markets/gas_prices/index.htm
"Drivers in Atlanta said stations were charging well over $3 a gallon for regular unleaded, and at least one station in Stockbridge, Ga., was charging customers $5.87 a gallon."
Depends on when he took the trip in 05 but early in the year it was around $1.50
www.energy.gov/eere/vehicles/fact-915-march-7-2016-average-historical-annual-gasoline-pump-price-1929-2015
Whoops i must have missed the 1st part of the video when he said "back in 2005"... just watched the video again. Gas prices were cheaper then.... :)
Or a motorhome
In a Ambulance you have a chance...... In a Hearse it’s gotta be worse! Great story
I have always wanted a hearse but as a disabled Army veteran I don't think I will be able to ever have the chance
Okay a nearly 3 ton suv with a V8 goes further then your hearse on the highway on a single tank of gas, said suv has 5.6 liter v8 that will do almost 350 miles to a tank the tank might about 20ish gallons but still its brick on wheels with a 4 speed transmission
2:35 a rare 1995 Ford Thunderbird made its way into this shot XD
"RCH" hahahahaha
Horse flys can fly up to 90 MPH.
Dude really seemed to have it out for Alabama. His car breaks down, blame the State and immediately think the worst of a State Trooper checking if he's ok. He's in Arkansas getting chased by mosquitoes... the mosquitos are claimed to be from Alabama... his car breaks down again.. blame Alabama because that's where his cobbled together piece of crap happened to break. The best part of the story is his sunburn due to Alabama pulling his pants down and his shirt riding up. I'm calling this story a dud... but I'm from Alabama so I'm contractually obligated to be against this guy.
It's a natural rivalry. As we say here in Georgia 'Thank God for Alabama" when we look at any of our stats as a state.
nightc1 Being how u r from “Roll Tie up your little sister until she promise not to tell u smashed her” I’m surprised you were able to read.
psychoholic - Yeah, like that college football stat? Too soon? It's not hard to find something to slap someone else down with. It's also not hard to take credit for positive things in your state that you had no part in even creating (like football stats favor me HEAVILY as does the cost of living and ability to register cars that other states wouldn't allow). Ultimately we are all just people latching on to stupid stuff to feel more relevant about our own minor situations which will nearly all be forgotten a hundred years from now. Thankfully most people and places aren't the cartoon depictions that people describe.
Jon Doe - It's mostly in jest because of how triggered the guy gets over Alabama.
The Georgia/Alabama rivalry is all done in fun. Cosmically I do seem to have weird luck going through Alabama (calling it a cobbled together piece of crap is a bit harsh) but that's probably because I don't leave the state often and when I do it's after months of it sitting in the shop without being driven. Also worth noting I've had the car for 20 years this year so most of the time there are no issues but when something fails it fails gloriously (more VinWiki stories coming soon on this front).
I can't wait to have crazy stories like this.
I love Alabama, no such thing as a "good road" down here tho
“I’m an RCH below 6 feet tall” - took me a second - Red €¥N+ Hair. Bahahahahaha
Need him on again!!
I really appreciate the shout out to the Arkansas state bird. Our Mosquitoes are massive down here.
Great humor, the quarterbacks shoulder and dick Cheney got me those were classic lines
Great story teller, WOW!!!
Thank you VINwiki for bringing him on the show again
315 gallons of gas??? That much petrol would cost more than a return ticket from where I am, to that location on an airplane...i live in the UK.