The Sea Monsters of YouTube - H3H3

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @A-Duck
    @A-Duck 4 года назад +6359

    Those water sound effects is what makes this a work of art.

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 4 года назад +20

      A Duck true quality.

    • @noelgomez90
      @noelgomez90 4 года назад +92

      That shit makes me so uncomfortable for some reason

    • @matchababy1635
      @matchababy1635 4 года назад +10

      I'm dying, genius

    • @leftalone9881
      @leftalone9881 4 года назад +6

      Really giving me The Lighthouse vibes

    • @jcardosa02
      @jcardosa02 4 года назад +1

      A Duck absolutely facts. i need to know who edited this video 😂

  • @theianaitomato
    @theianaitomato 5 лет назад +23230

    I'm 31 and I don't think I'm old enough to see this

    • @circa-iv4st
      @circa-iv4st 5 лет назад +103

      bruh im 15 & i watched the whole thing

    • @f4lc0n15
      @f4lc0n15 5 лет назад +408

      Bruh i'm 14 and i only listen 70's and 90's rock, i was truly born in the wrong generation

    • @jokullah
      @jokullah 5 лет назад +721

      @@f4lc0n15 bruh im 5 and i listen to caveman shouts and rock banging

    • @DanteHellDrive
      @DanteHellDrive 5 лет назад +106

      I'm 21 and still feel this is too mature content for me

    • @XyroCore
      @XyroCore 5 лет назад +89

      @@f4lc0n15 oH WoW HOw uniquE ArE yOu

  • @lamestudiosinc418
    @lamestudiosinc418 5 лет назад +5856

    I feel like I've done something wrong just by watching this video.

    • @mercurianrepublic9792
      @mercurianrepublic9792 5 лет назад +43

      i feel like i've done something wrong in life TO STUMBLE upon this video.

    • @taioko6431
      @taioko6431 5 лет назад +10

      @@Fry1077 Not even the FBI have the balls to watch this dude. You're in the clear.... if you can call this nightmare that.

    • @user-gi3kl5kg5e
      @user-gi3kl5kg5e 5 лет назад +4

      I feel like I’ve been possessed by demons and watching this bullshit.

    • @のワンダーアデプト
      @のワンダーアデプト 5 лет назад +1

      THis is Food Porn

    • @auser22yearsago16
      @auser22yearsago16 5 лет назад

      LameStudiosInc You were born…

  • @lasagnainthehouse1276
    @lasagnainthehouse1276 3 года назад +2774

    I love how she prays before eating but proceeds to commit the sin of gluttony

    • @cryingissofun7432
      @cryingissofun7432 3 года назад +38

      EXACTLY

    • @AA-oe2ut
      @AA-oe2ut 3 года назад +68

      Thats why she’s praying duh

    • @thatonehobo6205
      @thatonehobo6205 3 года назад +5

      Praying if u eat alot means that your sorry about eating a huge food

    • @m_ridian
      @m_ridian 3 года назад +25

      @@thatonehobo6205 grammar.exe is not responding

    • @DannyMatapi
      @DannyMatapi 3 года назад +2

      @@m_ridian 🤣

  • @masternani33
    @masternani33 5 лет назад +6026

    The sound effects made this 10x worse.

  • @AwesomeCrabman
    @AwesomeCrabman 4 года назад +5622

    The fact that Hila didn't leave him after this pizza scene just proves that she truly loves him.

  • @llllllre
    @llllllre 5 лет назад +11668

    I watched this shit hungover and puked into my bed. Thanks Ethan, great moves, keep it up, proud of you.

    • @GenericNameems
      @GenericNameems 5 лет назад +297

      hahahaha get well soon man

    • @amyinclouds
      @amyinclouds 5 лет назад +119

      im hungover too and this made me hungry

    • @MrMeme-nu2vo
      @MrMeme-nu2vo 5 лет назад +85

      Bro ngl, i stayed sick at home today and this made even more sick.

    • @wanyrog5896
      @wanyrog5896 5 лет назад +67

      I drank 15 cans and sniffed two grams last night im extremely hungover

    • @kaylaq5670
      @kaylaq5670 5 лет назад +64

      I'm hungover too.... and had food poisoning last night...from sausage. What the fuck... the sound of people. Chewing makes me wanna kill someone.

  • @SolaceGi
    @SolaceGi 3 года назад +1527

    Is this how vegans see us?

    • @niyaboyd3805
      @niyaboyd3805 3 года назад +94

      As a vegetarian, personally not really. I see some meat eaters as greedy like this, but most are aight

    • @SolaceGi
      @SolaceGi 3 года назад +112

      @@niyaboyd3805 understandable, have a good day

    • @alisiaortiz9767
      @alisiaortiz9767 3 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @bobjordan4239
      @bobjordan4239 3 года назад

      im not vegan3

    • @erikag333
      @erikag333 3 года назад +41

      I don't care what other people eat but im sure non vegans and vegans find this so disgusting lmao

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 5 лет назад +2195

    Plot twist: Ethan was the one who requested the shrimp eggs sausage and potatoes.

  • @veeveri
    @veeveri 4 года назад +3010

    7 deadly sins:
    1. Gluttony

    • @akroplex699
      @akroplex699 4 года назад +54

      Another deadly sin: Plate looks like shit after you eat.

    • @aqif5257
      @aqif5257 4 года назад +16

      GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED

    • @veeveri
      @veeveri 4 года назад +3

      @@aqif5257 MAY YOU RECIEVE REPENTANCE YUNG 1

    • @djinn6281
      @djinn6281 4 года назад +6

      @@aqif5257 DADE

    • @djinn6281
      @djinn6281 4 года назад +4

      2. Lust

  • @omison3785
    @omison3785 5 лет назад +3133

    Ethan’s close up editing makes everything 10x more gut wrenching

    • @hollysorensen1711
      @hollysorensen1711 5 лет назад +74

      And the creepy/scary music he added with the close-ups of the 2nd lady! Scarier than any horror movie I've seen!!

    • @thailchen
      @thailchen 5 лет назад +1

      Deutsche

    • @Lemme-sniff-ya
      @Lemme-sniff-ya 5 лет назад +5

      thats what caused half the dislikes.

    • @xdmemes5821
      @xdmemes5821 5 лет назад +7

      its hilas editing but yeah

    • @Chris-yy5pj
      @Chris-yy5pj 5 лет назад +4

      I'm actually taking a shot because it's made me disgusted. I love eating. But what the fuck

  • @luketerry9146
    @luketerry9146 3 года назад +389

    The sad thing is any crustacean with a claw that big lived a really long life, like 20-30 to just be in that video

    • @hughmungus1809
      @hughmungus1809 3 года назад +62

      Smothered in butter and down the toilet

    • @MrBlazingVortex
      @MrBlazingVortex 3 года назад

      :(((((((

    • @pneumonianakey
      @pneumonianakey 3 года назад +9

      You know what? If i die eaten im ok with that, atleast i can help that other organism fill Its stomach, but if i was killed and eaten like THAT i would be furious at God no not even God THE ATOMS THAT MADE THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE YOU KNOW WHAT NO IM ANGRY AT THE PARTICLES THAT STARTED THE BIG BANG SUCH AS THE ELECTRON, AND SOME OTHER PARTICLE i don't know how to end this rant so heres a cookie

    • @KayKay114
      @KayKay114 3 месяца назад

      I feel like it'd be linger, like 70-100!

    • @rae7864
      @rae7864 15 дней назад

      Right?? That's insane. Sad.

  • @squirrel4150
    @squirrel4150 5 лет назад +1383

    One day, about 12 years from now, baby Theodore is gonna find this channel and see his dad getting a ranch facial

    • @MakisHMMY
      @MakisHMMY 5 лет назад +38

      He'll probably see a lot worse while he's growing up though

    • @squirrel4150
      @squirrel4150 5 лет назад +5

      M. Ch. true true

    • @beep898
      @beep898 5 лет назад +39

      thick dad gets punished by sea monster while sister watches

    • @bonniebuckner3399
      @bonniebuckner3399 5 лет назад +6

      Hey, whatever pads the college fund

    • @Hawerrrr
      @Hawerrrr 5 лет назад

      😂

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +3602

    How do I unhear literally everything in this video?

    • @Siege_Hey
      @Siege_Hey 5 лет назад +68

      You mean like H3H3 calling a crab a lobster the entire time?

    • @tommym.3
      @tommym.3 5 лет назад +41

      kremit the frog sub to PewDiePie that’s how

    • @ethanstewart7982
      @ethanstewart7982 5 лет назад +20

      @@tommym.3 doing your part i see

    • @carysfaerie
      @carysfaerie 5 лет назад +2

      Let me know

    • @chadicusmaximus7437
      @chadicusmaximus7437 5 лет назад +11

      Well I just jumped into a pool of bleach

  • @liammorin514
    @liammorin514 4 года назад +761

    "I like how she's sitting in the ocean, it's like a threat to the ocean." - Hila

  • @Dinanysos
    @Dinanysos 3 года назад +442

    I was too lazy to make dinner, so I watched this again.
    Don't feel like eating anymore. Problem solved.

    • @vro1313
      @vro1313 3 года назад +19

      never have to eat again life hack 2021

    • @madladsunny7508
      @madladsunny7508 3 года назад +6

      Hehehehe 🦀🦀🦀

  • @joshmccallum5743
    @joshmccallum5743 5 лет назад +775

    Ethan gets so happy when he genuinely makes Hila laugh it's so cute

  • @FloridaManMorbid
    @FloridaManMorbid 4 года назад +2182

    Chewing with your mouth open is literally the most infuriating thing in my life I hate these channels

    • @thebeanman7206
      @thebeanman7206 4 года назад +18

      Zane Vasquez facts

    • @crow3467
      @crow3467 4 года назад +33

      Yeah, it really is disgusting *proceeds to accidentally eat with mouth slightly open*

    • @batu5180
      @batu5180 4 года назад +4

      Ikr, that makes me uncomfortable

    • @PotatoGawds
      @PotatoGawds 4 года назад +5

      its crazy because thats why people watch!!!

    • @slurgi_stab5325
      @slurgi_stab5325 4 года назад +3

      This man be spitting fax

  • @cyntax7928
    @cyntax7928 5 лет назад +492

    Nauseous ✅
    Uncomfortable ✅
    Mega flaccid ✅
    This is why I subscribed

  • @ChadBroChill17
    @ChadBroChill17 3 года назад +594

    Its been 2 years and I routinely come back to this video just to affirm my disdain for humanity. I’m talking about the mukbangers not Ethan. Love you Ethan, gr8 moves, keep it up. Proud of you.

  • @Char13n3_17
    @Char13n3_17 4 года назад +1617

    Vegans: have left the chat
    Me: honestly, I don’t blame them on this one

    • @yomamasfuckboy6893
      @yomamasfuckboy6893 4 года назад +21

      @@bd9208 they are not wasting, just eating on a discusting form

    • @shiaseedsalad2726
      @shiaseedsalad2726 4 года назад +39

      Because of this, I might become a vegan.

    • @jacobmichalski196
      @jacobmichalski196 4 года назад +33

      Non-Vegans: Have also left the chat, its fucking disgusting

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 4 года назад +15

      Vegans: have left the chat
      Everyone else: *has also left the chat*

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 4 года назад +7

      Vegans: left the chat
      Everyone else: becomes vegan after this

  • @roxrox7853
    @roxrox7853 4 года назад +2785

    All the sound effects and their chewing noises and moans are literally the post-traumatic war flashbacks of soldiers.

  • @zackattack8845
    @zackattack8845 5 лет назад +1707

    I was already vegan before watching this, now I’m just getting my nutrients from the sun, like a plant.

    • @nudge2784
      @nudge2784 5 лет назад +90

      I'm a Breatharian.

    • @ccf0515
      @ccf0515 5 лет назад +2

      ahahaha im ded

    • @camisbaked
      @camisbaked 5 лет назад +14

      Photosyan, I’m a photosynthan too, I might become breatherian tho

    • @irostiv1928
      @irostiv1928 5 лет назад +1

      Same tho

    • @aaronwrecks3324
      @aaronwrecks3324 5 лет назад

      @@nudge2784 😅😂🤣

  • @jarjarwinks7034
    @jarjarwinks7034 3 года назад +242

    I have seen this video so many times to the point where I'm so desensitized to the edits that I just watch them with an ear-to-ear smile on my face.

    • @soygenialnumero1693
      @soygenialnumero1693 3 года назад +13

      You are a scary one

    • @capootiscrepitoos
      @capootiscrepitoos Год назад +1

      I'm gonna be honest that giant Lobster Claw did look absolutely delicious, It's mostly that pizza scene and the alfredo scene that grossed me out, just thick white stuff in general.

    • @jarjarwinks7034
      @jarjarwinks7034 Год назад

      @@capootiscrepitoos That's definitely an exception for me too. I'm still grossed out by the pizza scene.

  • @EverythingWoozAvigail
    @EverythingWoozAvigail 5 лет назад +656

    Can we give some credit to Ethan and Hila, imagine how gross that is editing this video.

    • @ottertotter5932
      @ottertotter5932 5 лет назад +4

      I love how I got a Hardee's ad, I do not want to eat anything right now.

    • @friends4evrr
      @friends4evrr 5 лет назад +2

      I wanted to yak. Not joking this is sick. This video made not use any dipping sauce. I think my parents will be happy now..

  • @L30-w6k
    @L30-w6k 5 лет назад +9850

    Imagine surviving a whole century out in the ocean while reaching record sizes, setting milestones for your species, just to end up like this.

    • @AleArtie
      @AleArtie 5 лет назад +689

      Great, now I'm also crying whilst I vomit

    • @MrPaxio
      @MrPaxio 5 лет назад +13

      so you mean its a good thing?

    • @Ena48145
      @Ena48145 5 лет назад +103

      @@MrPaxio no!!

    • @jacobvandenberghe4222
      @jacobvandenberghe4222 5 лет назад +184

      L30 can’t wait till the sharks and crabs start taking humans for research

    • @jyuppiter4540
      @jyuppiter4540 5 лет назад +292

      Imagine if a superior species appeared and they enslaved us and treated us just like how we treat other species. Not trying to be edgy or woke, just throwing that thought out there.

  • @turkey2003
    @turkey2003 3 года назад +162

    That poor lobster is 100 plus years and lived through so much to end up like that. Bro didn't deserve to go out like that

  • @MayonnaiseOreo
    @MayonnaiseOreo 5 лет назад +581

    I have a strong stomach but those added sound effects are making me sick.

    • @TheStelsen
      @TheStelsen 5 лет назад +1

      me 2, had to skip some of the longer ones. I'm not proud.

    • @dankjust0601
      @dankjust0601 5 лет назад

      Lol,

    • @HuuariAlt
      @HuuariAlt 5 лет назад

      Same! I even gagged a few times. I braved through some parts but I actually had to mute after I felt too sick.. h3h3 gets my kudos for achieving that lol

    • @villaniselena5147
      @villaniselena5147 5 лет назад

      me too

    • @Cogrum
      @Cogrum 5 лет назад

      Not going to lie, I was pretty close to throwing up during this video.

  • @musicwalls
    @musicwalls 5 лет назад +2605

    For some reason, I can stomach the FilthyFrank Cake Trilogy, but apparently not this.

  • @75PercentJuice
    @75PercentJuice 5 лет назад +791

    Those goddamned sound effects were horrifying lmao

    • @maxerdmann2386
      @maxerdmann2386 5 лет назад +1

      75PercentJuice hilarious but so unexpected and nasty😂😂😂

    • @TravelingTavern
      @TravelingTavern 5 лет назад +3

      I almost couldn't make it through the video. Well, I haven't actually made it all the way through yet. I've needed to skip ahead a couple times, pause, and look away more than once. He just said she was the tip of the iceberg. I might turn it off. My god, what am I watching? I have to leave.

    • @rokurosa
      @rokurosa 5 лет назад

      Idk I kind of enjoyed the crab eating parts, nasty but bearable. Those ladies are nothing compared to Ethan's parody

    • @TwistedFireX
      @TwistedFireX 5 лет назад +1

      It sounded like a starving wolf devouring it's prey.

  • @maddiiswanson8403
    @maddiiswanson8403 7 месяцев назад +15

    sometimes i like coming back to the channel just to relive my childhood

    • @rcg224
      @rcg224 3 месяца назад

      hey lol

  • @oscar-ix4uy
    @oscar-ix4uy 4 года назад +676

    I get scared when Ethan And Hila stop talking it feels like im alone in a nightmare

    • @enec0
      @enec0 4 года назад +12

      this is so accurate

    • @loganday308
      @loganday308 4 года назад +4

      thehboys 21 underrated comment

  • @spartin2836
    @spartin2836 5 лет назад +2542

    This is beyond Gluttony. This is a new sin...

    • @supersuccs
      @supersuccs 5 лет назад +71

      I don’t even know what the sin is called and I already agree.

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 5 лет назад +43

      Spartin it’s gluttony 2 the sequel

    • @ThunderTrain2930
      @ThunderTrain2930 5 лет назад +31

      Mukbang

    • @SteelyEyedMissileDan
      @SteelyEyedMissileDan 5 лет назад +45

      King Treedede gluttony 2: electric boogaloo

    • @jesuis1443
      @jesuis1443 5 лет назад +8

      Spartin yea she definitely got double xp on that gluttony

  • @JoeBeaudette
    @JoeBeaudette 3 года назад +107

    this video is legit one of my all-time favourite youtube productions. the boosted and added sound effects and the zooming in on all the best parts… glorious

  • @nicobbq
    @nicobbq 5 лет назад +1831

    I tried so hard to watch the whole video but i couldn't man, too disgusting.

    • @sethford6408
      @sethford6408 5 лет назад +29

      Don’t miss the end it’s the best part! I laughed so hard

    • @cristroman100
      @cristroman100 5 лет назад +3

      Can you do it without touching a coin?

    • @Mikol_Billy
      @Mikol_Billy 5 лет назад

      I was drinking water when it started and I almost regurgitated it

    • @elan2jaybroah744
      @elan2jaybroah744 5 лет назад +1

      I'm óna bus and feel sick now

    • @Sphhw
      @Sphhw 5 лет назад +6

      it literally made me feel sick after 50 seconds..

  • @yak1440
    @yak1440 5 лет назад +663

    Why is she moaning like that I had to turn my volume down

    • @PirateTHESteam1
      @PirateTHESteam1 5 лет назад +31

      The appeal of the video is in its core sexual.
      Her target audience are guys that like to watch women stuff their faces with food, often called feeders.

    • @kristijanhajdin4724
      @kristijanhajdin4724 5 лет назад +23

      @@PirateTHESteam1 u know something we all dont man and im afraid to ask

    • @VaunShiz
      @VaunShiz 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @sakurachan9088
      @sakurachan9088 5 лет назад +10

      Her moaning is really annoying

    • @user-dz2jv4in5z
      @user-dz2jv4in5z 5 лет назад +4

      AH AH AH AH AH IT'S SO BIG!

  • @danakrobinson03
    @danakrobinson03 5 лет назад +2426

    WHY DOES SHE MOAN SO MUCH PLEASE STOP IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE

  • @evanhaney7543
    @evanhaney7543 10 месяцев назад +16

    Their video editing used to be next level.

  • @fatidiot8211
    @fatidiot8211 5 лет назад +1122

    If you chew with your mouth open unironically we cant be friends

    • @iwantmykidssusan4941
      @iwantmykidssusan4941 5 лет назад +19

      Every time my cousin eats next to me I always tell him it’s ridiculous how loud he chews, now I’m a loud chewer but at least I keep my mouth closed

    • @zamnitsaph
      @zamnitsaph 4 года назад

      I mean I can't breathe through my nose with my mouth closed

    • @richtofen4888
      @richtofen4888 4 года назад +9

      unsubscribe Yes you can, otherwise there is something wrong with you.

    • @WatPatat
      @WatPatat 4 года назад +5

      It doesn't make any sense, how can you not just annoy the frick out of yourself when you eat like that? My dad is a loud chewer which means I can never watch a movie with my parents if there's snacks involved

    • @sandrarall9726
      @sandrarall9726 4 года назад +1

      Maybe i dont wanna be ur friend then

  • @xSteheraanx
    @xSteheraanx 5 лет назад +818

    I have no idea how a human was able to edit this without getting sick, lol

    • @OldDyer
      @OldDyer 5 лет назад +9

      Shovex I was thinking this exact thing, he was probably pissed when Ethan went with this video

    • @Ariels888
      @Ariels888 5 лет назад

      Thinking that she is human is your first mistake! She's a greedy abomination! 😉😁😂🤣 A loud mouthed shnook!

    • @Ariels888
      @Ariels888 5 лет назад

      Does Exon deliver oil slicks for your eating pleasures these days? Who knew?? Omfg that nasty big mouth up close! 🤑🤢🤢🤮🤮

  • @BaklanBand
    @BaklanBand 5 лет назад +1409

    Sound producing of this video is a masterpiece.

    • @grantmartin3120
      @grantmartin3120 5 лет назад +3

      БЁРД actually

    • @winningisfun
      @winningisfun 5 лет назад +29

      Better than Bohemian Rhapsody

    • @jeremiahsandler
      @jeremiahsandler 5 лет назад +9

      it makes me want to die

    • @davehale3992
      @davehale3992 5 лет назад +5

      The when you watch it audio only, the video h3 was reacting to, it sounds like porn.

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 5 лет назад +4

      @@jeremiahsandler Then their job is complete...

  • @anyways_but
    @anyways_but 3 года назад +35

    6:22 The way she says "right here" has been stuck in my head for over two years now lol

  • @BabedoII
    @BabedoII 5 лет назад +510

    I've never been so happy to see an ad in the middle of a video in my life

    • @DavezDogz
      @DavezDogz 5 лет назад +1

      Like Please Stop This!!!

    • @jos12111993
      @jos12111993 5 лет назад +1

      My exact response

  • @double_amac8078
    @double_amac8078 5 лет назад +1357

    I like how Ethan calls every type of seafood in this video "lobster"

    • @breaking2kjohnson533
      @breaking2kjohnson533 5 лет назад +19

      Ethan’s iq level has now turn 12%

    • @joeygarcia1518
      @joeygarcia1518 5 лет назад +5

      Double_A Mac yes Ik and the bee girl is eating a Alaskan King crab

    • @martynaskerdokas8438
      @martynaskerdokas8438 5 лет назад

      Ikr... fucking awful how he doesn't recognize invasive king crab

    • @XxThatGuyOverTherex1
      @XxThatGuyOverTherex1 5 лет назад +6

      I mean they're Jews, they don't eat shellfish

    • @claires1063
      @claires1063 2 года назад

      @@XxThatGuyOverTherex1 are either of them religious?

  • @opsec
    @opsec 5 лет назад +552

    This is too disgusting. like from start to finish my eyes had no relief

    • @opsec
      @opsec 5 лет назад +12

      Still watched it tho.

    • @joeallen3021
      @joeallen3021 5 лет назад +2

      Screw your eyes my ears are bleeding

    • @cabbage_boi
      @cabbage_boi 5 лет назад +1

      A few seconds in and I want to die

  • @healinghummingbird
    @healinghummingbird 3 года назад +79

    Do you understand how cursed this editing is? I remember it once every two months and have to come back and suffer again.
    Great moves, proud of you🙏

  • @lettuceforlife4827
    @lettuceforlife4827 5 лет назад +1872

    This video is a fucking masterpiece. It made me feel so many emotions. That editing is perfect

  • @Shibouu59
    @Shibouu59 4 года назад +862

    Honestly the grossest part to me is how they get their hands so dirty with such long nails, I can just imagine all the gunk that gets stuck underneath them.

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 4 года назад +56

      You know those nasty woman be having doodoo in their nails😷🤢🤮

    • @sallyparker8312
      @sallyparker8312 4 года назад +15

      @@seanceknowles2911 LMAO, had not heard that word "doodoo" since kindergarten. LOL

    • @SwirlyCub
      @SwirlyCub 4 года назад

      The Alfredo sauce didn’t get you?

    • @gumfry2386
      @gumfry2386 4 года назад +19

      As a representative of girls with long nails, you are absolutely right, shit gets under all the time lmao. But I assure you that they’re just as dirty as hands in general and cleaning under them is a part of hand washing. You can tell the difference between someone who keeps good care of them and someone who doesn’t, and most people do keep them pretty clean

    • @lexicaprise1216
      @lexicaprise1216 4 года назад +3

      You just have to wash your hands after 😂 it’s not much different from just having short nails

  • @charlesfuzak
    @charlesfuzak 4 года назад +388

    The girl with the crab and alfredo gets points for actually chewing with her mouth closed.
    But minus a thousand points for making the whole thing strangely sexual.

    • @artawesome30
      @artawesome30 4 года назад +2

      Lmao. I don’t remember the last time I agreed to heartily with a comment

    • @artawesome30
      @artawesome30 4 года назад +1

      So*

    • @TonyDAnnunzio
      @TonyDAnnunzio 4 года назад +2

      The fuck is alfreydo sauce

    • @Liquid_Mike
      @Liquid_Mike 4 года назад

      You misspelled "plus"

  • @303501
    @303501 3 года назад +69

    The background seagull/beach noise 😂😂😂

  • @InevitableLost
    @InevitableLost 4 года назад +929

    Me: takes one sip of a drink and it smears my lipstick.
    These women: inhale butter sauce and their makeup barely moves?????

    • @iloveband10000
      @iloveband10000 4 года назад +55

      Think about how much lipstick they are eating

    • @SkatinLanc
      @SkatinLanc 4 года назад +8

      omg right xDDDD yass queenXXDD slayyy xDD i know whaTCHU MEAN GURLLL

    • @damn.1672
      @damn.1672 4 года назад

      HannahKira222 "butter sauce"

    • @clubbasher32
      @clubbasher32 4 года назад +3

      I was thinking the same shit fuck a recipe gimme ur makeup routine?

    • @adogatemylasagna1584
      @adogatemylasagna1584 4 года назад +5

      i think she is using real paint as makeup

  • @yashsabarad6171
    @yashsabarad6171 4 года назад +3053

    Ethan’s editing style will forever be disturbing

  • @maxkniebuehler8193
    @maxkniebuehler8193 3 года назад +56

    I love seafood, and I’d say that it isn’t the food that makes her videos gross, it’s the way they eat them, and the sounds they make

  • @RavishingRadishVeggieSoup
    @RavishingRadishVeggieSoup 5 лет назад +778

    I was less disgusted when I watched Filthy Frank, idubbbz, and maxmoefoe's cake series

    • @jebrooks
      @jebrooks 5 лет назад +56

      Those vids are classics
      This is an abomination

    • @GreatAukEntertainment
      @GreatAukEntertainment 5 лет назад

      Of course it's just that this is disgusting

    • @oldmanpastry8163
      @oldmanpastry8163 5 лет назад +2

      I found those funny.... this might be the first thing I’ve seen that literally gives me a physical reaction

    • @cam8842
      @cam8842 5 лет назад

      Yeah gotta love those videos but they’re gross. Despite that, this is even more gross.

    • @e.n.strowd1949
      @e.n.strowd1949 5 лет назад +1

      Those were fine to me. I had to stop this video. I probably won’t eat for a day now.

  • @lalaleo_lol
    @lalaleo_lol 5 лет назад +1778

    I’d rather get caught watching porn than get caught watching this.

  • @larisathacher3664
    @larisathacher3664 5 лет назад +557

    Trying to eat while watching this was the biggest mistake of my life

    • @alexandergr9856
      @alexandergr9856 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @aribri7463
      @aribri7463 5 лет назад +12

      I was eating proscuitto and mozzarella pearls, something i treat myself to once a month, and immediately had to put it away.

    • @jacobbustamante5171
      @jacobbustamante5171 5 лет назад +6

      I was watching this the other day and eating and I had to stop lol now I’m back😂

    • @milkedturtle2674
      @milkedturtle2674 5 лет назад

      Larisa Thacher same

    • @VanessaBacca
      @VanessaBacca 5 лет назад +1

      Same here.

  • @adhayden4381
    @adhayden4381 3 года назад +35

    Whenever I'm on a diet I watch this to prevent myself from eating

    • @cheezit17
      @cheezit17 3 месяца назад

      retweet 🤪

  • @doublediamond1152
    @doublediamond1152 5 лет назад +733

    The sound effects made me physically ill. Thank you.

    • @CelticFairyBox
      @CelticFairyBox 5 лет назад +2

      Same ugh 🤢🤮 new diet plan watch this before wanting to eat

  • @aidanobrien2133
    @aidanobrien2133 5 лет назад +420

    When ethan was just smothering himself in ranch all I could think about was how hes gonna be a dad in a few months lmaooo

  • @hoopcaloop
    @hoopcaloop 5 лет назад +838

    Props to Hila watching this while pregnant

    • @GG-ou7it
      @GG-ou7it 5 лет назад +144

      Yeah it's a big risk I'm a doctor and she can throw up the baby that way.

    • @1lifeanddeath1
      @1lifeanddeath1 5 лет назад +6

      hoopcaloop deadass omfg

    • @sageherring8622
      @sageherring8622 5 лет назад +6

      hoopcaloop I was thinking the same thing because I’m pregnant too and the idea of seafood sounds amazing

    • @IsaFromUruguay
      @IsaFromUruguay 5 лет назад +1

      And whats been eaten on screen is beyond any insane pregnant craving... Hila is a trooper!

    • @shihtzupuppy823
      @shihtzupuppy823 5 лет назад

      hoopcaloop YAVSGE VROKE HER WATEE

  • @Yusa25
    @Yusa25 2 года назад +117

    RIP to the old Ethan he will be missed.

    • @iain2080
      @iain2080 Год назад

      @claudiadolce not his fault ethan disappeared up his own ass

    • @connorthomas7086
      @connorthomas7086 Год назад

      @Claudia DolceHuh?

    • @mixes1228
      @mixes1228 Год назад +8

      This video isn't even old. This vid is garbage compared to the actual classics lol

    • @a_ndy2837
      @a_ndy2837 Год назад +2

      Bro bill burr messed his brain up or something. How is this the same person as on the h3 podcast

    • @tonquint3
      @tonquint3 Год назад +6

      Idk man I feel like y’all really haven’t watched the pod. I’ve been watching since like 2015 and the humor is still there…

  • @daniellesteinbach3600
    @daniellesteinbach3600 5 лет назад +375

    This man deserves an award for the editing

    • @kamyapeterson7137
      @kamyapeterson7137 5 лет назад +3

      Danielle Steinbach he deserves to be off youtube

    • @sparkles7111
      @sparkles7111 5 лет назад +6

      he should be in jail

    • @WYGTYA
      @WYGTYA 5 лет назад +4

      Kamya Peterson Why?

    • @asimplepie2279
      @asimplepie2279 5 лет назад +2

      Meg ôwô interesting 🤔

    • @valkkyrr
      @valkkyrr 5 лет назад +5

      Are you guys sarcastic or head ass triggered

  • @madouble
    @madouble 5 лет назад +429

    i find it difficult to call Thanos a villain after watching this video..

    • @haleyandjessesmith5719
      @haleyandjessesmith5719 5 лет назад +3

      Bro! Thanos isn't a villain! He is a hero who was so right it scared everyone into thinking he's a villain. He saved the universe. That's like calling mlk a villain cause he went up against popular belief😂😂
      Jk about that, but he was right in the end

    • @haleyandjessesmith5719
      @haleyandjessesmith5719 5 лет назад

      @@JohnDoe-qz9ji hahaha I feel like I'd be toast too

    • @williamdabill
      @williamdabill 5 лет назад

      Thats funny because you are south African and black

  • @OFFFishing
    @OFFFishing 5 лет назад +668

    Took 150 year to grow that lobster she ate it in 15 mins😲😲😲

  • @MrBjanders
    @MrBjanders Месяц назад +8

    This was Ethan's last real H3 masterpiece before giving in to the lazy algorithmic podcast content. The editing/sound make me genuinely nauseated 🤮

  • @neekbeek4891
    @neekbeek4891 5 лет назад +826

    I love how the second girl prays before eating when one of the seven deadly sins is gluttony

    • @Graveyard55
      @Graveyard55 5 лет назад +10

      Hahahhahahaha, i will spam her comment section

    • @mysticalmane3931
      @mysticalmane3931 5 лет назад +1

      I knoww right.

    • @tricksterzullu
      @tricksterzullu 5 лет назад +5

      Pretty sure it's a big no no in the bible to eat seafood too

    • @RakinkyOG
      @RakinkyOG 5 лет назад +1

      i guess if what you want is to silence her for simply including a short prayer, is a bit hypocritical.

    • @mysticalmane3931
      @mysticalmane3931 5 лет назад +1

      @@tricksterzullu It's not a no no. Cuz Jesus gave fish to the people. Or maybe it wasn't him but Im pretty sure that he did it. I can't exactly explain the chapter but I remember something like that

  • @calebconde7654
    @calebconde7654 5 лет назад +1484

    This video makes me understand why some people becomes vegetarians
    EDIT : mmmmm here's that attention i ordered.

    • @martynagredzicka6618
      @martynagredzicka6618 5 лет назад +5

      Omg I just said that to myself 😮

    • @DetectiveStablerSVU
      @DetectiveStablerSVU 5 лет назад +2

      I was thinking the same exact thing right before I read this

    • @NobleBruv
      @NobleBruv 5 лет назад +3

      @@biscuit9712 And a certain amount of self respect. Geez

    • @juliaking1423
      @juliaking1423 5 лет назад +1

      As a vegetarian, thank u for this comment

    • @shadowcouncil9570
      @shadowcouncil9570 5 лет назад +3

      No joke, I tried to eat a burger a day after watching this video. I remembered this after the first bite and I almost vomited, threw the rest in the trash.

  • @ryandrude6114
    @ryandrude6114 5 лет назад +530

    I almost threw up when he enhanced all the noises she makes.

    • @AZDeathMetal
      @AZDeathMetal 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @davidmcneill8381
      @davidmcneill8381 5 лет назад +3

      Ikr I was cringing so hard

    • @BamDax
      @BamDax 5 лет назад +2

      Dude me2 i´m so high i can´t stand it lel..

    • @clitcrusader4897
      @clitcrusader4897 5 лет назад +1

      Why are there seagull sounds

    • @Suppboio
      @Suppboio 5 лет назад

      Ethan does this too. Many people I know give no fucks about it

  • @TheNickleChick
    @TheNickleChick 3 года назад +32

    I vividly remember this video and how it took me 5 tries to get through it when it first came out.
    How time flies.

  • @lemoncholly
    @lemoncholly 5 лет назад +671

    This was the most challenging watch

  • @subscribefornothing6045
    @subscribefornothing6045 5 лет назад +503

    i dont get disgusted easily, but this was something else

  • @TheLoonKDo
    @TheLoonKDo 5 лет назад +656

    If I had a nickel for everything she said “Uhhhhhhh” or “Ummmm,” I’d be on Mr. Krabs level

    • @kaosdays2146
      @kaosdays2146 5 лет назад +14

      Loon K. Do well that chick ate Mr. Krabs so you’re past his level now

    • @goonily1
      @goonily1 5 лет назад

      My millionth dollar

    • @gaskinforeman303
      @gaskinforeman303 5 лет назад

      That kinda varies from episode to episode.

    • @z_ocko6554
      @z_ocko6554 5 лет назад

      Loon K. Do you would be drowning pennies

    • @bleachkun5140
      @bleachkun5140 5 лет назад +1

      THE CRUSTY CRAB IS UNFAIR MR. KRABBS IS IN THERE

  • @willgoldfine5269
    @willgoldfine5269 5 лет назад +565

    Your editing makes this ten times more gut wrenching

  • @DPadGamer
    @DPadGamer 5 лет назад +434

    I regret watching this.

  • @dulari3068
    @dulari3068 3 года назад +28

    "oh Ho hO tHaT's Go0D PiZzA" 😂😂

  • @beaalmeida4587
    @beaalmeida4587 5 лет назад +780

    Worst part about it for me is that by the end of every video the back of every single one of these girls' long-ass nails is probably filled with food. Just absolutely nasty stuff

  • @sfkmppnn
    @sfkmppnn 5 лет назад +1435

    im worried my sister thinks i was watching porn bc of all the moaning. WHY SO MUCH MOANING

    • @whaaatyouneverplayedtubers3477
      @whaaatyouneverplayedtubers3477 5 лет назад +25

      @so basic porn would be easier to explain

    • @Piper-eo2bj
      @Piper-eo2bj 5 лет назад +37

      *"Oh my God guys UgHHHH look at this claw. MmmMMHHhhhh"*

    • @Gwambua
      @Gwambua 5 лет назад +2

      you nailed it

    • @Mattrealms
      @Mattrealms 5 лет назад +1

      lol same when i watch this beside my bro his fuckingface just fucking change

    • @lilguap1545
      @lilguap1545 5 лет назад +4

      Food porn

  • @MrEik30
    @MrEik30 5 лет назад +368

    The best way to lose weight is to watch this video everytime you feel hungry.

    • @VivaciousVixen
      @VivaciousVixen 5 лет назад +6

      This actually made me hungry not gonna lie

    • @memecake9890
      @memecake9890 5 лет назад +4

      Bruh I just prepared sum tacos 🌮 and seeing this made me lose my appetite

    • @killaburribo
      @killaburribo 5 лет назад +2

      This made me lose my appetite for at least a year lmao

    • @MrFunkhauser
      @MrFunkhauser 5 лет назад +2

      Nah man how about watching this after eating a huge meal.

    • @alejandromunoz2853
      @alejandromunoz2853 5 лет назад +4

      I had to skip some parts it was just to hard to watch

  • @nbl8960
    @nbl8960 3 года назад +4

    WHY DO I ALWAYS COME BACK TO THIS VIDEO?! I have seen this like a 100 times since it came out

    • @rcg224
      @rcg224 3 месяца назад

      😂

  • @solarplexis5
    @solarplexis5 5 лет назад +367

    The first girl makes way to much smacking noises when she eats that I had to mute the video so many times. Nearly drove me insane.

    • @esco5593
      @esco5593 5 лет назад +7

      I had this video on mute like the whole time... this is quite possibly the most disgusting video h3h3 has ever made

    • @peterpumpkin1
      @peterpumpkin1 5 лет назад +13

      I hate when people chew with their mouth open or smack a whole lot

    • @Transfixed
      @Transfixed 5 лет назад +7

      Disgusting. Even my kids have better manners.

    • @ashomegalul9914
      @ashomegalul9914 5 лет назад

      SAME HERE AGH

    • @silverback5814
      @silverback5814 5 лет назад

      It's edited most the time by Ethan

  • @tq8260
    @tq8260 5 лет назад +782

    I have never been so relieved to get a midroll ad

    • @emyemyemyyyy
      @emyemyemyyyy 5 лет назад +1

      Tara Quinn Right I watched all of them all the way through

    • @ayog8846
      @ayog8846 5 лет назад +10

      Lol I think it’s demonetized now

    • @slothz5063
      @slothz5063 5 лет назад +1

      LMAO this is exactly what I thought

    • @drmeanie
      @drmeanie 5 лет назад

      This is the one time that I didn’t skip the ad

    • @mrbreeze9265
      @mrbreeze9265 5 лет назад

      The one time I actually wanted to watch the ad. 😂

  • @sarah-kj1wf
    @sarah-kj1wf 2 года назад +5

    3 years later and im revisiting old h3 videos. this was the best decision ever i forgot how fucking funny and incredible at editing they are

  • @lzara2267
    @lzara2267 5 лет назад +417

    No napkins were involved in the making of these videos

  • @discordmarauder
    @discordmarauder 5 лет назад +341

    Mukbang white girl: it makes me feel funny down there
    Hila: WAT

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 5 лет назад +496

    Listening to people eat is one of the most vile sounds on earth

    • @-LowResDream
      @-LowResDream 5 лет назад +2

      lmao so true

    • @vice86
      @vice86 5 лет назад +4

      Try watching that gross dude Joey's World Tour videos....completely disgusting and vile.

    • @nefnasty2
      @nefnasty2 5 лет назад +6

      Especially when they chew with their mouth open. Who's girl is this?

    • @gnbman
      @gnbman 5 лет назад +1

      Dang, misophonia is more common than I thought.

  • @Soldrynn
    @Soldrynn 5 лет назад +778

    *Rips off Arm of Crab*
    *Pulls out Meat*
    "WHHHHAAAT? WHHHAATT?"
    *DIPS VIOLENTLY IN SAUCE
    *MOUTH SMACKING INTENSIFIES*

    • @aidanbae6162
      @aidanbae6162 5 лет назад +5

      * Mouth Smack * NOICE

    • @flexoffender2542
      @flexoffender2542 5 лет назад +4

      * smacks lips, commits treason, shoots franz ferdinad, starting world war 1*

    • @okcovaH
      @okcovaH 5 лет назад

      Yup that's what happened..

    • @TWTO8818
      @TWTO8818 5 лет назад

      Only a slight exaggeration

    • @Pataganja
      @Pataganja 5 лет назад

      *playboi carti* :

  • @Wowz4me
    @Wowz4me 5 лет назад +918

    The sounds that lady makes while eating are ATROCIOUS.

    • @teeguner
      @teeguner 5 лет назад +16

      Atrocious. Very good description word.

    • @miscellaneousmedia3753
      @miscellaneousmedia3753 5 лет назад +20

      I've never audibly retched while watching a RUclips video before today, and I've seen some gross shit in the past few years, but this video was deeply unsettling.

    • @jerryedition9050
      @jerryedition9050 5 лет назад +1

      Which one?

    • @10badbitchesinamansion98
      @10badbitchesinamansion98 5 лет назад +6

      Exactly who tf likes all that smacking in their ear

    • @sanesss8086
      @sanesss8086 5 лет назад +1

      Matt AP thats not a woman that is a creature

  • @GreebusBleeb
    @GreebusBleeb 5 лет назад +649

    I sat through FilthyFrank's cooking trilogy but this was harder to finish.

  • @Andrew..J
    @Andrew..J 5 лет назад +924

    Dear Ethan,
    If this video causes a single video like those to pop into my recommendations we're fighting.
    Much love,
    Andrew

    • @jenna1476
      @jenna1476 5 лет назад +15

      Andrew Jatib underrated comment 💀💀

    • @andrewduncan1453
      @andrewduncan1453 5 лет назад +5

      I, as an Andrew, agree wholeheartedly

    • @siddbastard
      @siddbastard 5 лет назад +4

      I have your back man. I'll buy a ticket Paris-LA and be there.
      I'm only maybe half ... fifth-joking.

    • @Ahlem_DMC
      @Ahlem_DMC 5 лет назад

      Umm.....
      I will just kill my self in that point.

    • @Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper
      @Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper 5 лет назад

      Andrew Jatib im with u fam we fightin together

  • @gabrielschober3136
    @gabrielschober3136 5 лет назад +322

    Holy shit the Sauce Sound effect...thats some classic h3 editing gg

  • @_PsychoFish_
    @_PsychoFish_ 10 месяцев назад +6

    I can't believe how often I come back to this video and be exactly as disgusted by it as I was the first time watching it xD
    The editing. The sound effects. The zooming. The commentary. Absolute masterpiece!

  • @catatafish22
    @catatafish22 5 лет назад +721

    the sound editing when they dunk it in sauce gets me every time

    • @eido4220
      @eido4220 5 лет назад +17

      Luke it’s basically someone unclogging their toilet and I love it

    • @everlastingflames
      @everlastingflames 5 лет назад +5

      who knows if its edited...

    • @madamecaboose5431
      @madamecaboose5431 5 лет назад

      Gets you in wot way

    • @karenteja
      @karenteja 5 лет назад

      omg same I'm screaminggg LOLOL

  • @ProDucktions0
    @ProDucktions0 5 лет назад +1082

    I've never eaten lobster or crab in my life.
    *This video is gonna keep it that way.*

    • @BobbysDankMemes
      @BobbysDankMemes 5 лет назад +49

      ProDucktions missing out fam

    • @anthonyglenn770
      @anthonyglenn770 5 лет назад +3

      Yup, I’m with you.....dandy. You really get the squelching wet.......what I’m trying to say, it’s a bit uncomfortable with headphones

    • @jessewhite2374
      @jessewhite2374 5 лет назад +14

      It's good but it's not good if it you eat it like this

    • @aryavirsangwan6837
      @aryavirsangwan6837 5 лет назад +15

      Lobster and crab is good dude, just eat it right, unlike the people in the video

    • @billwilliams2453
      @billwilliams2453 5 лет назад

      Preach

  • @johanescobar5844
    @johanescobar5844 5 лет назад +417

    I got ptsd from hearing her chew with her mouth open

    • @foodplanet2989
      @foodplanet2989 5 лет назад +1

      Can u believe she makes 209k a year 😂and RUclips is responsible 😂

  • @SillyWillyNinny
    @SillyWillyNinny Год назад +10

    I've never seen hila so genuinely disgusted lmao

  • @huddy6098
    @huddy6098 4 года назад +342

    Her neighbours probably think that she’s watching porn every day

    • @evn2787
      @evn2787 4 года назад

      @Turquoise Cheetah ha u are so right

  • @BrentBeTrollin
    @BrentBeTrollin 5 лет назад +314

    this wouldn't be as hard to watch if it weren't for the NOISES

  • @lettuceforlife4827
    @lettuceforlife4827 4 месяца назад +2

    I still come back to this video

  • @zackattack8845
    @zackattack8845 5 лет назад +667

    LMAO at the dramatic ass sauce dripping sound effect, you can literally hear SEAGULLS! 😂😂😂

    • @nigerianprince7003
      @nigerianprince7003 5 лет назад +12

      But it was Hella creepy. She looks like a serial killer eating the flesh of an innocent human

    • @aurora7934
      @aurora7934 5 лет назад

      @@nigerianprince7003 😂😂

    • @LBrownoffical
      @LBrownoffical 5 лет назад +1

      Im actually tearing up. I scrolled down to comment and yours was 1st. Justice

  • @Slappos
    @Slappos 5 лет назад +290

    i feel like not enough people are talking about the lobster. Given it's size, it has to be over 50 years old though

    • @DeMarrJames
      @DeMarrJames 5 лет назад +33

      Ive been scrolling through the comments for like 5 mins.. Honestly looking for where I could find a lobster like that.. That shit was probably expensive.

    • @Slappos
      @Slappos 5 лет назад +12

      James DeMarr I think they’re at least 250 dollars

    • @devonc99
      @devonc99 5 лет назад +23

      @@Slappos the way they were eating it was nasty but honestly that lobster looked fucking delicious

    • @clubbasher32
      @clubbasher32 5 лет назад +6

      yoomd1 i was thinking about this. 50 yrs or more sounds about right. rip lobster king.

    • @clubbasher32
      @clubbasher32 5 лет назад +8

      Devon that lobster could’ve been broken down, portioned out, and it could’ve fed 50 people depending on the dish.