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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @crazyedwardo
    @crazyedwardo 3 месяца назад +51

    IMDB: filmed in an active mental institution.
    SBIG: yep, makes sense.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +5

      Haha, if true, that tracks.

  • @rickyd-lux9067
    @rickyd-lux9067 3 месяца назад +83

    This would be a good movie to show to a cinematography class, as an example of how to shoot a movie, and it would be a good movie to show to a screenwriter class about how to NOT write a script for a movie. Fascinating.

  • @LenaMaia-o9o
    @LenaMaia-o9o 3 месяца назад +88

    "Do you read minds?" "No, do you read Sutter Caine?" 🤣

    • @Smokie_666
      @Smokie_666 3 месяца назад +11

      Great reference!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +13

      Hell yeah!

    • @Ildar_Bulatov
      @Ildar_Bulatov 3 месяца назад +9

      I love In the mouth of madness.

    • @jordanwest7135
      @jordanwest7135 3 месяца назад +6

      God's not supposed to be a hack horror writer!

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 3 месяца назад +5

      "No, I scan them and then make them explode."

  • @briancoulombe4517
    @briancoulombe4517 3 месяца назад +139

    If you’re gonna be calling your movie THEM, I better see some giant fucking ants!

  • @TheSauceYouGetLostin
    @TheSauceYouGetLostin 3 месяца назад +18

    "How's the cinematography?"
    Oh the cinematography is great it's shot really well.
    "And the writing?"
    Oh the cinematography is great it's shot really well.
    "...okay... Is there a plot?"
    Oh the cinematography is great it's shot really well.

  • @OLD_MAN_MURRAY
    @OLD_MAN_MURRAY 3 месяца назад +39

    Callin' it now - "I'm a f***ing cripple!" is gonna be in future videos as a clip 😂

    • @Clockworkorangecassidy
      @Clockworkorangecassidy 3 месяца назад +5

      @OLD_MAN_MURRAY I agree but where's Becky?

    • @gsigs
      @gsigs 3 месяца назад +4

      It's right up there with "Ohh myyy Godddd." and "Garbage day!?!"

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +11

      I have a feeling you'll be seeing that clip again 🤣

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 3 месяца назад +1

      22:16 to enjoy it over and over again.
      Brian's wide-eyed reaction to that...a line you could not use in movies today.

  • @SK-ny5ei
    @SK-ny5ei 3 месяца назад +10

    Oh my God, this guy is still making films. Here's some of the plots:
    "An ex-priest working for NASA is sent to investigate a remote observatory that went silent after receiving a radio signal from deep space. He discovers that signal has set in motion the biblical end of times."
    "A woman struggles for survival beneath a frozen lake while a serial killer stalks her from the surface."
    "Follows three generations of a cursed farming community that turn to human sacrifice to appease an evil that haunts the rain."

  • @cory6266
    @cory6266 3 месяца назад +13

    "I have the power" Big words for someone who's not holding a sword over their head.

  • @alandhopewell
    @alandhopewell 3 месяца назад +42

    J: "What's happening?"
    B: "That... that's what's happening!"

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +9

      Top notch commentary from Brian.

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@JasonBrant Well, to be fair, it explained the whole movie

    • @Smokie_666
      @Smokie_666 3 месяца назад +3

      Brain's statement was grammatically correct.

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 3 месяца назад +1

      Fair summary of some of these movies. xD

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 3 месяца назад +1

      @@JasonBrant when I saw that the school is named after Immanuel Kant, I suspected it wouldn't make a lot of sense.

  • @RyllenKriel
    @RyllenKriel 3 месяца назад +26

    Jason: "She's pregnant! ...he didn't inject her with anything."
    This script is obviously an immaculate conception.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +4

      Saxon could probably impregnant women with his presence alone.

    • @RyllenKriel
      @RyllenKriel 3 месяца назад +2

      @@JasonBrant That's why he was enemies with Han, he impregnated all the courtesans on the island in Enter the Dragon!

  • @ferdeboergd256
    @ferdeboergd256 3 месяца назад +18

    "Best looking piece of shit " is a very accurate description

  • @Ildar_Bulatov
    @Ildar_Bulatov 3 месяца назад +38

    John Saxon was in really good and in really bad movies during his career.
    And he was good in both.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +2

      Always love seeing Saxon.

  • @conradhauser17
    @conradhauser17 3 месяца назад +45

    Part of a secret government eugenics project, crazed biochemistry professor Jones (John Saxon) committed terrible crimes on his college campus in the late 1960s before one of his colleagues burned the college to put a deadly end to his spree. Jones is presumed dead, but a series of murders twenty years later raises questions of whether he has somehow managed to return. In actuality, Jones's drug experiments have turned him into a superhuman. Having teleported himself to safety during the fire, he has been living underground continuing his experiments. With an injection, he is able to turn people into mutants who will follow his will. With the help of his zombie-like army, Jones plans to access his stores of his "Nietzsche Drug" in the catacombs beneath the campus. Standing against him are three people: a psychic, a reporter and a woman who has already survived one supernatural attack. The psychic determines that she herself must take the Nietzsche Drug so she can face the mad professor and his mutant slaves

    • @joshfuller4705
      @joshfuller4705 3 месяца назад +12

      Somehow I'm more confused

    • @gaglir
      @gaglir 3 месяца назад +11

      Wow I got none of that from all these clips of the movie. Thank you for providing the explanation for all this glorious nonsense

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 3 месяца назад +9

      But did the cast know that?

    • @c0rr0s10n
      @c0rr0s10n 3 месяца назад +4

      @@robotrix hell no,...to the no no no...

    • @conradhauser17
      @conradhauser17 3 месяца назад +1

      @@gaglir Exactly......

  • @bradleysmit1842
    @bradleysmit1842 3 месяца назад +24

    David Michael Emge played the guy with the crossbow, he was Flyboy in Dawn of the Dead (1978), unfortunately he also passed away 01/20/2024. Surprised to see he was in this movie.

    • @trepaning
      @trepaning 3 месяца назад +2

      sad info but thanks

    • @NA-me6sh
      @NA-me6sh 3 месяца назад +2

      Good eye.. I kept going back and forth if it was him or not.

    • @bradleysmit1842
      @bradleysmit1842 3 месяца назад +1

      @@NA-me6sh I had to rewind a few times to get a good look.

    • @chadmyron2552
      @chadmyron2552 3 месяца назад

      Wasn’t he also in a Friday the 13th installment where the EMT ends up being the killer?

  • @MyGreengecko
    @MyGreengecko 3 месяца назад +22

    Its impressive how fast this movie goes from cool to nonsensical.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +3

      The wheels exploded off during the second scene.

  • @JuanSalvoElEternauta
    @JuanSalvoElEternauta 3 месяца назад +10

    - Oh boy, it´s gonna be a great movie! The best movie we´ve ever watched on this channel!
    ** Three Doritos later **
    - What the hell is happening? What´s up with the dialog???

  • @Yezhanium
    @Yezhanium 3 месяца назад +15

    Someone saw John Carpenter's "Prince of Darkness" and said - "I can make my movie the same idea and have even less sense."

  • @delc4387
    @delc4387 3 месяца назад +9

    The cinematography was done by Michael Goi who has directed mostly TV series, he did some episodes of “American Horror Story” and “The Rookie” among many others.
    That probably helps explain why the camerawork was outstanding in this one, in contrast with the script… though in film, he wrote and directed the found footage horror “Megan is Missing”…

    • @nickimillennium
      @nickimillennium 3 месяца назад +1

      Explains everything actually, thanks

  • @jeremongrel
    @jeremongrel 3 месяца назад +14

    Brian's cough-laugh may be more contagious than Dave's belly laughs and Erin's tea kettles.

  • @Ildar_Bulatov
    @Ildar_Bulatov 3 месяца назад +31

    Man, this is like Hellraiser got lost on Elm street.

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 3 месяца назад +10

      While hopped up on LSD

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +7

      That's a great description!

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 3 месяца назад +3

      Hellraiser forgot to add the yeast.

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 3 месяца назад +19

    Every time I see John Saxon, even though he's done a lot of lesser-known horror movies and I'm sure plenty of other roles, all I can think about is that he was in Enter the Dragon.

    • @Smokr
      @Smokr 3 месяца назад +2

      Sador of the Malmoree. Before that he was always 'that guy' in television shows.

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 3 месяца назад +1

      He was also on a couple of episodes of Kung Fu.

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 3 месяца назад +1

      @@eduardopena5893 That's pretty cool! I didn't know that. Believe it or not, Kung Fu was originally based on a script for a show Bruce Lee had pitched and wanted to star in but Lee was booted, and they re-tooled the script to a degree and gave it a new title.
      Believe it or not, David Caradine had no martial arts background but was a trained dancer. He later took up Tai Chi. (I assume the exercise forms alone as opposed to the martial applications given how rare it is to find anyone who teaches the martial aspects anymore.)
      Chuck Norris once made a comment on Caradine saying, "David is as much a martial artist as I am an actor."

    • @HoursTilLastCall
      @HoursTilLastCall 3 месяца назад +2

      John Saxon in A Nightmare on Elm Street for me

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 3 месяца назад +1

      @@loneronin6813 Yep, knew all of this.

  • @weezypeezy20
    @weezypeezy20 3 месяца назад +1

    This is the greatest video of you guys just trying to figure out the storyline the whole time while be genuinely confused and baffled all while watching a really good looking movie. 10/10!

  • @josemuse4119
    @josemuse4119 3 месяца назад +9

    Douglas Schulze is an independent filmmaker out of Michigan. He is a big fan of 70's and 80's horror. When he formed a production company in the late 80's, this was his planned first feature. "Nightmare on Elm Street" was a stated inspiration for the script. I believe this might explain how John Saxon would end up in the production. I think the Richard Lynch movie "Bad Dreams" is also another inspiration.
    As @Ostsol stated earlier, the movie's cinematographer Michael Goi is now a big-time Hollywood cinematographer and TV director.
    Douglas Schulze continues to make independent horror films in Michigan and uses 70's and 80's actors when possible.

  • @christopherwebb3517
    @christopherwebb3517 3 месяца назад +5

    My theory here is that they wrote scripts for two separate movies, printed them up, then in their rush to get them to the studio, the two secretaries each carrying a script ran into each other. Papers went flying everywhere, and they just grabbed what they could.

  • @Timelord007
    @Timelord007 3 месяца назад +3

    Erin: Jason what do you want for Christmas?
    Jason: A whip.
    Erin: WHAT!!!

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 3 месяца назад +2

      "Yeah, I am planning to go back to college."

  • @craigstrickland1572
    @craigstrickland1572 3 месяца назад +7

    'I am fucking crippled' from out of nowhere. Speechless.

  • @bartholomewfargo
    @bartholomewfargo 3 месяца назад +33

    David Emge! This is the only other thing I've seen him in since Dawn of the Dead '78.

    • @Rob-H
      @Rob-H 3 месяца назад +4

      I thought I recognised him, Peter the pilot.

    • @redsikozu2321
      @redsikozu2321 3 месяца назад +1

      Thanks I was thinking it was him

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +6

      Oh shit, good call.

    • @christopherobrien8105
      @christopherobrien8105 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Rob-H You mean Steven the pilot, aka "Flyboy." Peter was Ken Foree from "Kevin and Kel."

    • @civicmindedjimthehonest6389
      @civicmindedjimthehonest6389 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@christopherobrien8105
      kenan

  • @mrhan88
    @mrhan88 3 месяца назад +1

    I don't think i've ever seen you 2 more perplexed watching a movie than this one. & I've seen most if not all your episodes 😂. Another certified SBIG. Great one guys!

  • @RaymondSwanson-u9y
    @RaymondSwanson-u9y 3 месяца назад +23

    Keep this up, Jason, and you'll have to send us the beer.

  • @jamesnorman9160
    @jamesnorman9160 3 месяца назад +11

    I agree, the picture quality was really good. Vinegar Syndrome doing God's work again...also love that initial panic that you ripped and put the wrong movie on...when 'THEM' came up I thought 'wait, isn't that the one about the giant ants?'
    Love how you guys spend so much time tyring to untangle the plots of these movies...and also how the body falling from the ceiling caused Brian to just break down in fits of laughter.

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 3 месяца назад

      I wish it was that movie, that movie rules.

  • @dinkidi5694
    @dinkidi5694 3 месяца назад +11

    I'm surprised you didn't recognize Flyboy from Dawn of the Dead as the reporter.

  • @MonkDarkfyre
    @MonkDarkfyre 3 месяца назад +14

    Always like seeing John Saxon. Fun fact: his real name is Carmine Orrico.

    • @Winters_Folly
      @Winters_Folly 3 месяца назад +5

      Doesn't roll off the tongue like John Saxon does

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Winters_Folly Italians always got stuck with a WASPy stage name.

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 3 месяца назад +20

    4:12 HAPPY FACE BIBLE SCHOOL
    on a slate-grey bus. Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah, this'll end well.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +4

      The cross on the front is a good sign too.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 3 месяца назад +1

      What's that Japanese movie where the top half of the school bus gets cut off and only one girl survives because she was picking up a book?

    • @MalaysianStacker
      @MalaysianStacker 3 месяца назад +1

      @robotrix TAG (2015). It's Japanese title was Real Onigokko

  • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
    @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 3 месяца назад +26

    Looks like a documentary about those P. Diddy parties that
    everyone is talking about at the moment but no one can remember.

  • @jimjones_koolaid
    @jimjones_koolaid 3 месяца назад +14

    Ayooo
    Survived the hurricane and it’s sbig day 🎉
    I can’t wait for evil toons.. the beginning is gonna be hilarious 😂😂

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 3 месяца назад +3

      Poor, poor Editing Jason. Must've taken him forever! 😆

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +2

      What a movie, haha.

  • @Nedzilla345
    @Nedzilla345 3 месяца назад +7

    When you want to make Hellraiser but all your money went to John Saxon.

  • @villematiashaukia9633
    @villematiashaukia9633 3 месяца назад +31

    If brain fog was a movie.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +2

      For real.

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 3 месяца назад +2

      @@JasonBrant How about Brian Fog, the Movie.

  • @iainrow2277
    @iainrow2277 3 месяца назад

    My favourite part is where the guy shouts “behind you” and the janitor with the crossbow turns about 30 degrees to the left instead of turning around

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 3 месяца назад +2

    15:53 a weird looking scarred kid WIELDING A JAGGED BLADE, I'M RUNNING, TOO, YOU DRUNK POTATO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jesseodonnell7844
    @jesseodonnell7844 3 месяца назад +2

    As a handicapped person who made a demonic pact in the past I find Timmy simply being beaten to death by his magic legs the most horrifying thing in this movie.

  • @dallen8997
    @dallen8997 3 месяца назад

    ‘ Wait who told you to put a shirt on?’ 😢😂 ‘ his head bigger than yours, let’s not get stupid, I only have one speed stupid’ oh shit! I just pooped myself😂😂😂😂

  • @polskasausage762
    @polskasausage762 3 месяца назад +1

    Bystander shouts "BEHIND YOU"
    Turns to face the person shouting not look behind him 🙄
    Bystander doesnt help despite having a firearm 😅😅😅

  • @babaganoosh1969
    @babaganoosh1969 3 месяца назад +1

    John Saxon in the 70s, you couldn't even flip the channel without seeing him in something...lol

  • @Ragnarokx87
    @Ragnarokx87 3 месяца назад +10

    Red backlighting….SBIG has finally made the big time!!!!!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +2

      If I'd known that's all it takes to hit the big time, I would have done it years ago.

  • @JOE_78p
    @JOE_78p 3 месяца назад +1

    A long week at work, Always look forward to this, a few beers and so bad its good to unwind. Keep it up

  • @Chris_Oblivion
    @Chris_Oblivion 3 месяца назад +6

    This is like cinematography by Argento, but also script by Argento

    • @seanpoulton2446
      @seanpoulton2446 3 месяца назад

      Argento wrote some solid movies in the 70s and 80s.

    • @Chris_Oblivion
      @Chris_Oblivion 3 месяца назад

      @@seanpoulton2446 He also wrote a lot of shit as well.

    • @seanpoulton2446
      @seanpoulton2446 3 месяца назад

      @@Chris_Oblivion oh yeah especially after the 80s

  • @GenrePeak
    @GenrePeak 3 месяца назад

    Weirdest cut Fast Times at Ridgemont High I’ve ever seen, til now. 😂 is that David Emgee from Dawn of the Dead?

  • @Liowen
    @Liowen 3 месяца назад +6

    That's not Timmah that is Jimmy...

  • @jamegumb7298
    @jamegumb7298 3 месяца назад +1

    "His heads bigger than yours!"
    Shots fired. Reports of shots fired at Brant household.

  • @robbieracer3294
    @robbieracer3294 3 месяца назад +2

    Jason...you need to save the im a cripple scene 22:18 for a future reference insert..thats too good lol

    • @andrew_ferens
      @andrew_ferens 3 месяца назад

      I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @FuzzyPyrate
    @FuzzyPyrate 3 месяца назад

    5:45 - That's the moment this movie got the stamp from me. Anything that can make Brian stammer like that is a winner!

  • @p_campbell
    @p_campbell 3 месяца назад

    Another movie that i cannot believe ive already seen before. Thanks for the memories.
    Great work as always 🤠

  • @gaglir
    @gaglir 3 месяца назад

    You guys are always introducing us to the most fascinating hidden gem dumpster fire movies. It's like a public service at this point

  • @georgeclinton4524
    @georgeclinton4524 3 месяца назад +1

    This seems like a cross between Prince of Darkness and a Giallo film written by someone who is ESL but doesn't have a first language. Like you could put this on a background playlist with the sound off next to Demons and it would fit in.

  • @scribesntribes
    @scribesntribes 3 месяца назад

    Jason, you've had some zingers over the years, but I now have a new favorite... "This is the best looking piece of shit we've ever watched." 😂😂😂

  • @Stshq
    @Stshq 3 месяца назад

    After a few years of watching you guys, I say f**k the movies - the confused looks on your faces EVERY SINGLE TIME is the thing I come back for. XD

  • @MyGreengecko
    @MyGreengecko 3 месяца назад +4

    16:11 I want a twin buddy movie(Like the one where Jean Claude played a pair of twins), where they both get doused in toxic waste. One of them turn into Robocop and the other one turns into the Toxic Avenger.

    • @Samurai_Stoner
      @Samurai_Stoner 3 месяца назад

      Holy shit yes

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 3 месяца назад

      No no no, one of them must be Robo Warrior, and the other one has to be a gorilla zombie demon.

  • @scottvincent3062
    @scottvincent3062 3 месяца назад +1

    Well it's good to to see at 14:58 the actor who played chaka on the land of the lost continued to get work.

  • @Brimstone3
    @Brimstone3 3 месяца назад

    "Did the dialogue just go off the rails?"
    my entire college experience in one sentence

  • @rhyspatterson679
    @rhyspatterson679 3 месяца назад +1

    Its funny you compliment how good it looks, Vinegar Syndrome did a good job sure but honestly it ALWAYS looked strangely amazing even on the VHS tape or cable. I saw this on my YMCA trip to Florida (weird trip in so many ways) in the mid 90's and us teens loved it. We commented a lot on how styled it looked but how weird everyone spoke

    • @stephen70edwards
      @stephen70edwards 3 месяца назад

      This has good cinematography; a restoration wouldn't be able to bring it to that level if it didn't start there. The writing, however...

  • @Humongous420
    @Humongous420 3 месяца назад +7

    Jason you will be happy to know I just signed the release forms for my footage to be included in OUIJA SHARK 3 😂 I am making an appearance in an outhouse wearing a mullet 😂 My life is not complete but I can cry happy

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +1

      Nice, dude! Can't wait to see it!

    • @Humongous420
      @Humongous420 3 месяца назад

      @JasonBrant thanks! My character Humongous is making a cameo in a Bigfoot movie and so are the Toxic Avenger and Lloyd Kaufman 🤣 I don't know the name of it, but it is a movie made by John Migliore ❤️ The Bigfoot movie is at the distributor awaiting distribution

  • @bertbertoUk
    @bertbertoUk 3 месяца назад +2

    So, now we have "she takin a shit", and " now im a fucking cripple!".... lol epic.

  • @Alexalicious
    @Alexalicious 3 месяца назад

    Loving all these horror movies~! Also adore that all of them have you guys (and us) utterly baffled XD

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 3 месяца назад +1

    14:10 choking to death laughing at you two trying to figure this out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @waynetowers5046
    @waynetowers5046 3 месяца назад

    Jason: "What do you want him to do? He can't even walk."
    Joe: "I'm a f***ing cripple!"
    Brian: "Oh great Jason! Hurt his feelings like that!"
    😅

  • @Timsterfield
    @Timsterfield 3 месяца назад

    Fun fact: the crossbow guy is none other than David Emge, who played Flyboy in the 1978 Dawn of the Dead. He passed this year sadly.

  • @waynesmiley2207
    @waynesmiley2207 3 месяца назад +1

    Saxon DEFINITELY had a car payment to make and was like "what the hell" lol

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 3 месяца назад

      Betsy Palmer got enough for a whole new car for Friday the 13th (and was amazing).
      Hope Saxon got more than just a car payment. Cover the taxes on his house....

  • @ALDEN1971
    @ALDEN1971 3 месяца назад

    I was wondering if you guys were ever going to find one of these films. Doug Schulze is the co founder of the Motion Picture Institute of Michigan. All of his films have been shot in the Detroit area. I attended the school around 2000. The idea is that you train in things like writing, sound, cinematography, etc, but you also get on set experience by crewing on his films. Kind of like a trade school. This one came out in 1992, before the school existed, but we got to help doing some reshoots for the "directors cut." I also got to work on two other films while at the school that you should check out if you bored or looking for a reason to drink. Dark Heaven (2002), About a cop left behind in Detroit after the Rapture. He has to fight off Heavens angels that have come to earth to kill the remaining humans left behind. And Dark Fields (2009), about a farming community that makes a deal with a native American shaman to bring rain. When they back out of the deal later the shaman curses the whole community. Dark Heaven was fun because we got robbed at gunpoint while filming in Detroit. They took all of our equipment while we were on set shooting. Dark Fields was fun because we got to work with Richard Lynch, and David Carradine, two of the the most professional functioning alcoholic actors I've ever seen. They could out drink the crew at night and be ready to go on set the next morning. Fun times.

  • @NCRRanger7753
    @NCRRanger7753 3 месяца назад +1

    5:42 Brian narrowly escapes the blue screen. 🤣

  • @RetroRanter
    @RetroRanter 3 месяца назад

    I'm SO glad you said it..the whole time i was thinking, this movie would be great WITHOUT dialogue 😂
    Well, except the "I'm a fking cripple!" line.
    It also took me almost all the reaction to realise the old crossbow guy was fking flyboy from Dawn of the dead.

  • @bryce4228
    @bryce4228 3 месяца назад +1

    They busted out the needles, and all I could think was "I found it in the dumpster! Ever hear of AIDS!?"

  • @robertlilly1751
    @robertlilly1751 3 месяца назад +4

    Happy Thursday. Had to take off early to get my kids from school so I’m here at home and not at work! Booyah! Cheers

    • @mikec7917
      @mikec7917 3 месяца назад +4

      😏 the old pick up the kids so you can watch your sbig early 🍻

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +1

      Hah, hope you get some laughs.

  • @erniemiller1953
    @erniemiller1953 3 месяца назад +1

    This movie is so bad that I had to stop your video to try to focus and make sense of it. Like you, I have no idea what was going on.

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 3 месяца назад

    I need a copy of this, this looks like terribly awesome!!! Definitely a paycheck movie for Saxon🤣🤣🤣🤣seeya guys on Sunday!!!

  • @patrickobrien3342
    @patrickobrien3342 3 месяца назад

    I was out shopping with the in-laws and I said thank god I can go home after with a beer and watch a new So Bad It’s Good! 😁

  • @EyesOnJeremy
    @EyesOnJeremy 3 месяца назад +2

    Wouldn't the Hellmaster just be the Devil?

  • @KattVonTease
    @KattVonTease 3 месяца назад

    As one of my other fav youtube channel's john wolfe would say "Red means Danger!!" 😂❤

  • @McGriddy51095
    @McGriddy51095 3 месяца назад +2

    Dude takes that syringe to the kid like "if you stab me I swear to god I’m gonna stick you with this, I found it in the gutter, I’m sure you’re familiar with bullshit"

  • @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744
    @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744 3 месяца назад +7

    John Saxon was in Nightmare on Elm Street so He nows Things about Hell.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  3 месяца назад +2

      He definitely didn't know anything about this movie.

    • @ATEC101
      @ATEC101 3 месяца назад +1

      @@JasonBrant He knew how many zeros there were on the check. Can't find the direct quote but this is close: You are only a professional actor when someone is paying you to act. Some British actor of renown on why he took 'B' movie roles. Damn brain farts.

  • @soulknife20
    @soulknife20 3 месяца назад +1

    I might need to watch this movie in full. So far, it's incomprehensible. I don't know if it is because of the editing to make the video, or it really is just utter insanity.

  • @herculoot7236
    @herculoot7236 3 месяца назад

    the part where Timmy screamed he's a cripple caught me off guard and I had to pause for a minute

  • @KyleRuggles
    @KyleRuggles 3 месяца назад

    Happy happy joy joy!!!
    This was great, well shot!

  • @jackflash8218
    @jackflash8218 3 месяца назад +1

    SBIG, baby!!! Been having a shyt few days... glad I have a guaranteed way to lighten my mood, so... thanks, y'all. Greatly appreciated! 👍🏼😁👍🏼
    Brian wins the shirt battle.

  • @darkzer0670
    @darkzer0670 3 месяца назад +1

    I didn't even pay for this but I feel like I owe you some money for sitting through this.

  • @MovieFanatic4500
    @MovieFanatic4500 3 месяца назад

    This is awesome!! I'm gonna have to give this a rewatch, I haven't thought of this movie in years.

  • @danielvandersall6756
    @danielvandersall6756 3 месяца назад

    18:30 "That 3-Series isn't going to pay for itself..."

  • @JasonS-eo7sh
    @JasonS-eo7sh 3 месяца назад +5

    If it's 1992 at a college, how come no one is wearing Z Cavariccis, FUBU, b.u.m., No Fear, Mossimo or Ocean Pacific?

  • @franktower9006
    @franktower9006 3 месяца назад

    The guy with the crossbow is "Fly Boy" from Dawn Of The Dead. Didn't see him in a lot of movies.

  • @Ostsol
    @Ostsol 3 месяца назад +1

    Cinematography by Michael Goi, who is definitely legit. One of the few people in this production who knew what they were doing.

    • @josemuse4119
      @josemuse4119 3 месяца назад +3

      Just was going to mention this. Michael Goi has worked as a cinematographer on "My Name is Earl", "Glee", and "American Horror Story". He's also directed a bunch of TV shows including "The Rookie" and "Avatar".

    • @stephen70edwards
      @stephen70edwards 3 месяца назад

      This serves as a good example to illustrate the difference between cinematography and, say, writing

  • @copperlapislazuli4156
    @copperlapislazuli4156 3 месяца назад

    That philosophy debate was much closer to a fever dream than a debate.

  • @ravesensation5533
    @ravesensation5533 3 месяца назад

    Holy shit! I thought I remembered seeing this film before. I was so wrong! This was wonderful insanity! Thanks guys!

  • @ShoesyQ
    @ShoesyQ 3 месяца назад

    Good ol Bob with his whip. I will never not wheeze laugh at that until the heat death of the universe.

  • @TSHHVA24
    @TSHHVA24 3 месяца назад +4

    It lost me when the girl said "I have the power" and didn't turn into a 6'5 blonde dude in a loincloth.
    This is like the horror version of all those Tarantino knockoffs that came out in the late 90s after Pulp Fiction. Just incoherent nonsense dressed up as high cinema.

  • @eduardopena5893
    @eduardopena5893 3 месяца назад

    That guy with the whip was just a huge Devo fan. Come on. It makes perfect sense.

  • @eliotmccann2589
    @eliotmccann2589 3 месяца назад

    14:57 I could've sworn this was Clint Howard...
    19:05 Brant concurs.

  • @AnikMonette
    @AnikMonette 3 месяца назад

    Looks like a movie I would enjoy: cool lightning, overall decent production value, non sensical plot and editing, hilarious dialogue... it got it all!

  • @theDane70
    @theDane70 2 месяца назад

    Most of this episode is like two persons asking what the hell is going on about a movie that I’m not watching....lol

  • @necron9988
    @necron9988 3 месяца назад

    Seems like John Saxon took a whole bottle of cenobite pills before adopting the mutant offspring of Prince of Darkness and Phantasm.

  • @mharris1957
    @mharris1957 3 месяца назад +1

    It's obviously about Bitcoin. The John Saxon red eyes was the giveaway.

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 3 месяца назад

    As soon as that blonde started talking I knew this was terribly hilarious 😂😂🤣🤣💀