Cow meets the largest beetle in the world !

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
  • Cow meets a Hercules beetle for the first time

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  • @theeel8981
    @theeel8981 5 лет назад +12553

    Hey, I’d be little freaked out too if that thing showed up out of nowhere

    • @kensmilepachi3313
      @kensmilepachi3313 5 лет назад +519

      "Little"???
      I'd lose my shit

    • @Caernunnos
      @Caernunnos 5 лет назад +317

      Especially since cows see things bigger than they actually are thanks to the weird structure o their eyes. So the guy appears to be a giant and so does the Beatle to her

    • @night-shadevirgo2104
      @night-shadevirgo2104 4 года назад +32

      I steal himb ♥️

    • @ihaveadiseasebrou
      @ihaveadiseasebrou 4 года назад +38

      Same I'm completely terrified of bugs

    • @keeratisatian
      @keeratisatian 4 года назад +11

      ID ADOPT THAT

  • @janeilnold5863
    @janeilnold5863 3 года назад +8484

    "May I offer you a large beetle in these trying times?"
    "NO NO NO NO!"

    • @白キロ
      @白キロ 3 года назад +64

      *YES YES YES YES!*

    • @enthtookhant7547
      @enthtookhant7547 3 года назад +48

      wAS tHaT a jOJo reFErenCe??

    • @soup7149
      @soup7149 3 года назад +10

      Me too cow, me too.

    • @TheUnslainDragon
      @TheUnslainDragon 3 года назад +6

      @Janeil Nold Dude you’re like a recurring character in my time on RUclips, I see you everywhere lmao

    • @jovanniespinosa8748
      @jovanniespinosa8748 3 года назад +2

      @@enthtookhant7547 god

  • @rishabhrupani1594
    @rishabhrupani1594 3 года назад +5815

    Beetle: **wants to make friends with cow**
    Cow: **shows hostility**
    Beetle: **sad beetle noises**

  • @Cyberianostrogg
    @Cyberianostrogg 4 года назад +2519

    "Look cow, a beetle"
    Cow: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • @RobertF-
    @RobertF- 5 лет назад +7557

    Sometimes cows get bit and harassed by swarms of giant horse flies, so I don't think they're crazy about big bugs.

    • @heartofvanillaice7443
      @heartofvanillaice7443 5 лет назад +542

      Just_AutumnYT Don’t worry, In 20 years that cow is going to report that harassment, then those flies will lose their jobs, careers, everything.

    • @unclekanethetiberiummain1994
      @unclekanethetiberiummain1994 5 лет назад +281

      @@heartofvanillaice7443 You're saying as if those illegal lazy horsefiles had a job in the first place.

    • @Eleventhearlofmars
      @Eleventhearlofmars 5 лет назад +83

      Uncle Kane the tiberium main they do have a job of sorts, like a gold digger wife they suck the lifeblood out of their host. 😂

    • @krepler
      @krepler 4 года назад +65

      @@unclekanethetiberiummain1994 is that a new reality show? The Horse Files? 😄😉

    • @ZANGOJOE
      @ZANGOJOE 4 года назад +101

      "Desperate Horse Flies"

  • @justadudeh3re
    @justadudeh3re 3 года назад +819

    Beetle: "Face me, mortal."
    Cow: *panic*

    • @ayahsha7580
      @ayahsha7580 3 года назад +5

      🤣

    • @Trish707
      @Trish707 3 года назад +3

      glitch..

    • @fernandogarza9196
      @fernandogarza9196 3 года назад +3

      Uhh, think cow She's scares!

    • @jakubkaaska1720
      @jakubkaaska1720 Год назад

      Golden rule (of gaming f.e.):
      The smaller boss is, the bigger is Your problem.

    • @cheeseman670
      @cheeseman670 Год назад +1

      Beetle: “Face your annihilation”.

  • @Hell_o847
    @Hell_o847 4 года назад +1933

    Beetle:hey wanna be friends?
    Cow: *PTSD Intensifies*

    • @Mono_Autophobic
      @Mono_Autophobic 4 года назад +6

      What is ptsd

    • @Mono_Autophobic
      @Mono_Autophobic 4 года назад +3

      @NECRONOM oh

    • @borgir9817
      @borgir9817 3 года назад +3

      Ptsd is not a joke

    • @FingRTwins
      @FingRTwins 3 года назад +9

      @@borgir9817 why must u be here. Enjoy the meme and move on

    • @santoscraft
      @santoscraft 3 года назад +3

      @@borgir9817 welcome to the internet

  • @FarCritical
    @FarCritical 5 лет назад +6022

    Beetle: That's right know your place peasants

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas 3 года назад +462

    The beetle: "You thinking of charging? Me too buddy. Try it."

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 3 года назад +5387

    "His horns are more impressive than mine. This cannot be possible."

    • @motherofdemonmonkeys7467
      @motherofdemonmonkeys7467 3 года назад +50

      Should I be worried

    • @_osaragi
      @_osaragi 3 года назад +20

      @@motherofdemonmonkeys7467 i think so

    • @bigsmoke1787
      @bigsmoke1787 3 года назад +15

      @@motherofdemonmonkeys7467 I will use you to light up my cigar anyways

    • @slaperofallfish
      @slaperofallfish 3 года назад +7

      But me.... hahaha I'm beyond your understanding

    • @anon515
      @anon515 3 года назад

      @Lorenzo Capasso why do u both have isopod pfps lol

  • @shinereid
    @shinereid 5 лет назад +1596

    Beetle: "Hi"
    Cow: *scared *
    Beetle: ;-;

    • @rajansrivastava5293
      @rajansrivastava5293 4 года назад +5

      The cow didn't got scared

    • @crow.1306
      @crow.1306 4 года назад +11

      I swear That Beetle Was So SCARY

    • @JIREN972
      @JIREN972 4 года назад +2

      @@crow.1306 cow...ig u r doing fine rn...coz that beetle scared u way too much

  • @Leanmeantigerqueen2000
    @Leanmeantigerqueen2000 3 года назад +466

    Guy: “Look what I found!”
    Cow: “Oh hell no, get that thing outta here!”

  • @geckotree7705
    @geckotree7705 5 лет назад +15448

    The cow has nice hair.

  • @mega5899
    @mega5899 4 года назад +2738

    The Cow: He's just standing there.. *Menacingly.*

    • @del_paco.64
      @del_paco.64 3 года назад +22

      GET OUTTA THERE MOOBOB!

    • @Gamingclutch1993
      @Gamingclutch1993 3 года назад +5

      Wait a minute cow...... I... am the maniac 😢

    • @fluff6811
      @fluff6811 3 года назад +7

      Purple Kanji materializes around beetle 🪲
      Beetle: OH? Your approaching me?

    • @animepfpisforlosers5393
      @animepfpisforlosers5393 3 года назад +5

      @@fluff6811 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCES 😱😱😱😱🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ORAORAORAORAORAORA 😂😂😂 OH YOU'RE APPROACHING ME 👽👽👽👽🐄🐄🐄💀💀💀 THEN COME CLOSER AS YOU CAN 🤯🤯🙊🙊🙊🙊😹😹😹😹👹👹👹

    • @winabells4206
      @winabells4206 3 года назад +2

      @@fluff6811 ゴゴゴ[MENACING] ゴゴゴ

  • @troyvalencia
    @troyvalencia 3 года назад +167

    Cow: i have horns
    Beetle: i do have too
    Cow: "no...no... that's not true...thats impossible"

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 4 года назад +665

    Beetle: hello
    Cow: *Are you challenging me?*

    • @crow.1306
      @crow.1306 4 года назад +1

      SeriousNorbo He was

    • @BlazydayZ
      @BlazydayZ 4 года назад +1

      Ho, are you approaching me?

    • @BlazydayZ
      @BlazydayZ 4 года назад

      @bruh understandable, have a nice day.

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id 4 года назад +2408

    Cow: “What is yhou?”
    Beetle: *“I is yhou but can lift heavier loads relative to body size”*

  • @spaghetti5914
    @spaghetti5914 3 года назад +815

    I love how there are humans, cows, elephants and all those powerful social omni/herbivores with the ability destroy most if not predators unless they are unlucky, only to be scared of some tiny random thing running across their optical view

    • @thekeeperofpromise
      @thekeeperofpromise 3 года назад +42

      Actually, you could hold a mouse up to an elephants face and it would not freak out. It would be curious.

    • @carmengogeidnas9670
      @carmengogeidnas9670 3 года назад +144

      You could say the same thing about humans. As a species we've cured smallpox, traveled to the moon, built the pyramids..and scream like little girls when a tiny spider crawls up our pants

    • @icemanchambers1207
      @icemanchambers1207 3 года назад +3

      @@carmengogeidnas9670 We never went to the Moon.

    • @carmengogeidnas9670
      @carmengogeidnas9670 3 года назад +22

      @@icemanchambers1207 lol yes the earth is flat too and my kids are autistic from all the vaccines 😂

    • @icemanchambers1207
      @icemanchambers1207 3 года назад

      @@carmengogeidnas9670 I wouldn't say anything but even your President Obama were giving promises on going to the Moon and NASA Officials are talking about how the technology is destroyed. What happened? 😂 are you that stupid Carmen?

  • @RapidPhantom293
    @RapidPhantom293 4 года назад +600

    Cow: *Sees beetle*
    Cow: *Has war flashbacks*

  • @MaritsView
    @MaritsView 3 года назад +81

    *"Cow: Oh you got horns too?"*
    *"Cow: let's see it."*
    *"Beetle: Wth."*
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @homiegorilla9040
    @homiegorilla9040 4 года назад +661

    Beetle: hi can we be friends
    Cow: KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE

    • @goblinslayer6432
      @goblinslayer6432 4 года назад +6

      Where's my glock??

    • @donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495
      @donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 4 года назад +1

      @@goblinslayer6432 the antifunny is back

    • @hanakinsidewalker
      @hanakinsidewalker 4 года назад +3

      @@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 Look the idiot with no sense of humor and loves to put other people down is back

    • @donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495
      @donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 4 года назад

      @@hanakinsidewalker look, the guy who has to whiteknight like a god, because he only worships his opinion.

    • @hanakinsidewalker
      @hanakinsidewalker 4 года назад

      @@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 *ahem she*
      Wow what’s this a female firefighter that’s a lieutenant

  • @Hawqer
    @Hawqer 4 года назад +715

    I like that the beetle is just sitting there feeling like a king while the cow freaks out about his size.

    • @capcom23
      @capcom23 4 года назад +32

      yes.. just like human being scared of a bug. lol

    • @terminat1
      @terminat1 4 года назад +1

      You can't possibly know what the beetle was feeling.

    • @leemurrison4222
      @leemurrison4222 4 года назад +8

      @@terminat1 i would at least say contempt.

    • @lillysparrow
      @lillysparrow 4 года назад +6

      @@terminat1 Go find you some humor

    • @salamantics
      @salamantics Год назад +1

      @@terminat1I like that you were more concerned with the fact it’s the “wrong emotion” rather than the fact that beetles can’t feel emotion.

  • @rangordall8771
    @rangordall8771 3 года назад +51

    Love the beetle chilling and the cow lightly flipping out

  • @fluskeroni
    @fluskeroni 5 лет назад +5703

    You may think it's cute...
    *...Until it starts flying*

    • @scarabdust
      @scarabdust 5 лет назад +261

      It's still cute either way, friend. I'd be sad if it started flying away, tho.

    • @morgotts
      @morgotts 5 лет назад +716

      i mean flying cows are cute too what are you talking about

    • @scoutredcrew1145
      @scoutredcrew1145 4 года назад +232

      Beetle: *flies*
      Me: fuck this shit I'm out

    • @bishopofmaonshan4629
      @bishopofmaonshan4629 4 года назад +100

      @Ionut Ionut oh I assure you , this little monster can fly
      (I really like beetles)

    • @MobileDecay
      @MobileDecay 4 года назад +38

      @Ionut Ionut The cow can fly too. 😊

  • @elitesnowyyt90
    @elitesnowyyt90 3 года назад +2418

    Beetle: hi can we be friends
    Cow: GET THAT UGLY THING AWAY FROM ME

  • @mystics1ay3r17
    @mystics1ay3r17 3 года назад +54

    That’s a Hercules beetle. My years of animal crossing has prepared me for this.

  • @SavedSheepStudios
    @SavedSheepStudios 4 года назад +3795

    "That would be 12,000 bells."
    "Thank you so much."
    "....much."

    • @benfisher6372
      @benfisher6372 4 года назад +27

      rak garcia I was hoping to see this somewhere

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 4 года назад +34

      This is Flick's favorite RUclips channel.

    • @Potatic
      @Potatic 4 года назад +16

      why would you sell something of that value to the nooks

    • @Mabra51
      @Mabra51 4 года назад +7

      These beetles are worth way more than 12 bells.

    • @smoothsnailing2161
      @smoothsnailing2161 4 года назад +4

      Flick would be disappointed

  • @dxdi72
    @dxdi72 4 года назад +736

    Beetle:
    Cow: Peace was never an Option....

    • @dxdi72
      @dxdi72 4 года назад +8

      @Youre Gonna Need a Bigger Boat bruh stfu

    • @dxdi72
      @dxdi72 4 года назад +1

      @Ilyass Abbad ah nvm I thought u mean me

    • @dxdi72
      @dxdi72 4 года назад +2

      @Ilyass Abbad ik, first of I thought u taking to me so I've insulted you but then realized you mean bigger boat bruh

    • @bumbumjum9836
      @bumbumjum9836 4 года назад +5

      Youre Gonna Need a Bigger Boat
      people who reply with three comments in a argument are most likely 10 year olds

    • @bumbumjum9836
      @bumbumjum9836 4 года назад +6

      Youre Gonna Need a Bigger Boat
      grammar literally does not matter on youtube lmaooo as long as you can get the message across its completely fine

  • @mosterchife6045
    @mosterchife6045 3 года назад +33

    I have a sort of hypothesis of why the cow reacted the way it did. Usually when cows are encountering insects, they’re usually flies which land on them, which they will shake off. I think the reaction the cow had is basically the cow version of the shivers we get when we see insects we particularly dislike and find creepy.

  • @michaelbradshaw6567
    @michaelbradshaw6567 3 года назад +1787

    Person: "Might I offer you a beetle in these tryin' times?"
    Cow: *moon't*

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 3 года назад +68

      Fuck i choked on my kool-aid reading this

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 3 года назад +50

      @@RandomPerson-rp6zk Noone asked.

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace 3 года назад +28

      is everyone in serbia as miserable as you are?
      @@RandomPerson-rp6zk

    • @lamp2064
      @lamp2064 3 года назад +15

      lmao and you hide your two videos when I show up. how about that♡
      @@RandomPerson-rp6zk

    • @ghosts2542
      @ghosts2542 3 года назад +6

      gopnik dog💀
      @@RandomPerson-rp6zk

  • @kazooiebreegull2946
    @kazooiebreegull2946 5 лет назад +1302

    Miltank vs Mega Heracross

    • @apiocosmico833
      @apiocosmico833 4 года назад +18

      Heracross is obviously superior

    • @ThePokemonKage
      @ThePokemonKage 4 года назад +27

      @@apiocosmico833 I think you mean *Serperior* XDDDDD

    • @Pokefan000000
      @Pokefan000000 4 года назад +2

      APIO COSMICO pinsir is better

    • @juanpresidente9804
      @juanpresidente9804 4 года назад +15

      *MILTANK USED ROLLOUT*

    • @masterleo98
      @masterleo98 4 года назад +3

      As i saw that thumbnail i instantly thought the same

  • @teeisbest
    @teeisbest 3 года назад +31

    Hooman: Here moo moo! Look at this!
    Cow: * insert PSTD flashbacks *

  • @AX10N
    @AX10N 5 лет назад +1943

    he no like the beetle

  • @filippians413
    @filippians413 4 года назад +446

    Next video: Beetle meets largest cow in the world.

  • @MithunPenheiro
    @MithunPenheiro 3 года назад +27

    "His horn to body ratio is better than mine"

  • @Joshua-fp5mh
    @Joshua-fp5mh 4 года назад +780

    Beetle: Hai!
    Cow: -Has nervous break down then stares-

  • @JoeTheGunslinger
    @JoeTheGunslinger 4 года назад +2969

    this guy is an absolute chad, even the cow is afraid of him
    edit: he is even more chad, he defeated the cow wihout even moving

  • @thomasdevlin5825
    @thomasdevlin5825 3 года назад +25

    I love how it doesn't even do anything and the cow still freaks out, it's like things are just instinctively afraid of bugs

    • @Nockgun
      @Nockgun 3 года назад +4

      it’s jealous of its stylish horns

  • @gamebox2956
    @gamebox2956 5 лет назад +572

    That cow needs some milk.

  • @clumsy1421
    @clumsy1421 4 года назад +393

    Beetle: hey..how you doin-
    Cow: *p a n i k*

    • @ScourgeIsBestVillain
      @ScourgeIsBestVillain 3 года назад

      Beetle: *Gone*
      Cow: *k a l m*
      An Army of Beetles: *Exist*
      Cow: *P A N I K*

  • @nikoskonstantinidis4069
    @nikoskonstantinidis4069 Год назад +4

    The beetle is just chilling while the cow has a meltdown over this bug XD

  • @menherakun670
    @menherakun670 3 года назад +353

    Plot twist: the beetle is actually sending beetle radiation to the cow making them lose sanity for a few seconds

    • @jubjub15
      @jubjub15 3 года назад +1

      It’s a PsiBeetle

    • @mrchadthundercock7973
      @mrchadthundercock7973 3 года назад +4

      @@jubjub15 more like Psybeetle

    • @jubjub15
      @jubjub15 3 года назад +3

      @@mrchadthundercock7973 depends on the game hahaha either way mind bullets were being fired

    • @Quittedd.
      @Quittedd. 3 года назад

      @@mrchadthundercock7973 Ps5beetle

    • @gerald5561
      @gerald5561 3 года назад

      These are basically what Karens see when there is 5G

  • @allisonventures7268
    @allisonventures7268 5 лет назад +557

    Cow:
    I
    Do
    Not
    Like
    This
    Bug!

    • @bornyesterday2994
      @bornyesterday2994 5 лет назад +2

      Ruby Rose-Ken wow that was so funny how did u come up with such a great comment wow

    • @gamingonly2524
      @gamingonly2524 5 лет назад +1

      Is that beetle real

    • @kennethwardingley9209
      @kennethwardingley9209 4 года назад +1

      @@gamingonly2524 yes

    • @allisonventures7268
      @allisonventures7268 4 года назад +4

      @@bornyesterday2994 haters gon hate lol it was just a random comment I made a long time ago. Never expected to get likes. But there's no need for you to throw shade its just a comment. Relax

    • @CromjCromo
      @CromjCromo 4 года назад

      Idnltb

  • @nileadam7336
    @nileadam7336 2 года назад +2

    Beetle: Hi ^w^
    Cow: **Thinks the beetle is scary**

  • @bodarkmonkeybeater6968
    @bodarkmonkeybeater6968 5 лет назад +830

    Sir, how did you manage to carry that helicopter in your hand?

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 5 лет назад +44

      Hovering helicopters can give the illusion of very little weight

    • @jswid2251
      @jswid2251 5 лет назад +8

      SmokeOperators its dead

    • @-joo3033
      @-joo3033 4 года назад +1

      @@jswid2251 i dont think its dead...its holding onto her hand

    • @xXxGordO241xXx
      @xXxGordO241xXx 4 года назад +1

      @@jswid2251 lol no its not

    • @jswid2251
      @jswid2251 4 года назад +2

      Epsteins spirit I don't even remember making that comment 😂

  • @Luvelyte
    @Luvelyte 5 лет назад +206

    The cow got itchy just looking at it.

  • @samg8452
    @samg8452 2 года назад +2

    Whitney's Miltank: You can't defeat me.
    Your Cyndaquil: I know, but he can.
    Heracross:

  • @vienchiez3954
    @vienchiez3954 4 года назад +703

    Content doesn't matter. If it's less than a minute I click.

  • @stolenB0b4
    @stolenB0b4 5 лет назад +391

    🎶Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! So help me. So help me! 🎶
    And cut.

    • @MrCheeseDeer
      @MrCheeseDeer 5 лет назад +12

      Made me laugh waaay more than I should've, good one.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 4 года назад +3

      Monsters Inc. reference ;)

  • @kokonuts6651
    @kokonuts6651 4 года назад +709

    The one cow: *freaking out*
    All the others: girl clam down Jesus...

  • @jamamason6258
    @jamamason6258 4 года назад +1976

    Beetle: *Humble*
    Cow: *Huffs angrily*
    Translation: *WHAT THE HECK IS THAT AND WHY IS IT SO LARGE?*

  • @princessbanana4625
    @princessbanana4625 3 года назад +2

    Cow took the beetles gaze as an invitation to battle

  • @nmtl5721
    @nmtl5721 5 лет назад +2684

    beetle: my horns are better than yours
    cow: u wot m8
    Edit: Ty for the likes 😃

  • @i-kneel-for-no-man3814
    @i-kneel-for-no-man3814 3 года назад +93

    Cow: “Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle shall be legendary!”

    • @springtrap7172
      @springtrap7172 3 года назад +2

      Did you just quote
      Tai lung from lung fu panda?
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cameronb7161
      @cameronb7161 3 года назад +7

      Finally a worthy opponent! Our BEETLE shall be legendary!

    • @springtrap7172
      @springtrap7172 3 года назад +2

      @@cameronb7161 GOOD ONE!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 3 года назад

      FIGHT!!!!!!!

  • @SparkTFS
    @SparkTFS 3 года назад +5

    Cow: meets the largest beetle in the world
    Also cow: _headbangs_

  • @SomewhatSpookyExtraterrestrial
    @SomewhatSpookyExtraterrestrial 4 года назад +148

    Beetle: exists
    Cow: *Instant panic attack*

  • @WoahItsKobu
    @WoahItsKobu 3 года назад +61

    Beetle: hi
    Cow: and I took that personally

  • @GODZILLA2915
    @GODZILLA2915 3 года назад +10

    Cow: Every day. Every single day! It’s nothing but flies, flies, and flies! I swear how can it get any any worse?!

  • @grimfin3214
    @grimfin3214 5 лет назад +100

    I don't know why your videos make me so happy, all I know is that a quick glimpse at some silly looking bug can make my day a little more bearable

  • @prabhuprasad3679
    @prabhuprasad3679 4 года назад +69

    Beetle: The beards of Australians are actually their hair.
    Cow:

    • @Potatic
      @Potatic 4 года назад +1

      we can make a format out of this

  • @anelsaortiz
    @anelsaortiz 3 года назад +9

    Beetle:hi friend!
    Cow:*prays for it to go away*

  • @kakakakakakakaka2658
    @kakakakakakakaka2658 5 лет назад +82

    cow: hmm i think this guy is bringing me sometuing to eat
    when he saw it
    cow: ohh helll nooo
    😂

  • @arxia-7226
    @arxia-7226 4 года назад +95

    Him: *look at dat beetle*
    The cow: *get that sh-t away from me human*

  • @Yyujbsingh1979
    @Yyujbsingh1979 3 года назад +7

    Beetle: Will you be my friend?
    Cow: Go back to Egypt

    • @brianbossa1534
      @brianbossa1534 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha you sir are funny

    • @Yyujbsingh1979
      @Yyujbsingh1979 3 года назад +1

      @@brianbossa1534 👐🏻

    • @ronaldmcdonald3096
      @ronaldmcdonald3096 3 года назад

      Pretty sure they are found in Central and South America

    • @Ok-cv9db
      @Ok-cv9db 3 года назад

      @@ronaldmcdonald3096 nice job ruining the joke clown

    • @ronaldmcdonald3096
      @ronaldmcdonald3096 3 года назад

      @@Ok-cv9db I get the joke dumbass, it just wasn't funny at all and didn't make sense

  • @id104335409
    @id104335409 4 года назад +41

    From Google translate:
    "Holly cow, put that thing down, human! What is wrong with you?"

  • @IamARobot7
    @IamARobot7 4 года назад +29

    Beetle: Why hello there my name is Jerry and-
    Cow: AAWWW HEELLLL NOOOOO!!!

  • @MrYellowseth
    @MrYellowseth 3 года назад +14

    Beetle: hi, how r ya! :D
    Cow: *GET THAT MF AWAY FROM ME-*

  • @TGtornadoe
    @TGtornadoe 4 года назад +46

    Beetle: Cow, I have returned.
    Cow: Guaaa!!! Master I thought you were dead!

    • @ragingsaviorkami9862
      @ragingsaviorkami9862 4 года назад +1

      Beetle: If I was dead, then why do you still have horns?

    • @AlPootis
      @AlPootis 4 года назад +1

      "I was simply taking a break. That last fight was really though."

  • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
    @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada 4 года назад +52

    How to start a flame war:
    Step one: Cow
    Step Two: ???
    Step Three: Profit.

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 4 года назад +1

      Step two is beetle

  • @reggyjohnson9083
    @reggyjohnson9083 Год назад +1

    Cow- A chunky person
    🪲- A healthy salad

  • @Thabootycrushbandit
    @Thabootycrushbandit 3 года назад +9101

    I love how those baby cows just back there like: *"Mom you ok?"*

  • @ultimate_animal_showdown
    @ultimate_animal_showdown 5 лет назад +44

    Cow: U CRAZY MAN TO HAVE A BIG OLD SPOODER ON UR HAND LIKE THAT EW GET IT AWAY FROM ME REEEEEE!!!
    Beetle: Lmao what.

  • @stormbreakerstriker9801
    @stormbreakerstriker9801 3 года назад +37

    Beetle: hewo
    Cow: HGRR HGRRR HARR GRRR BUH GRHH UH
    translation: THE HECK ARE YOU LONG NOSE

  • @kuzeyakgoren7518
    @kuzeyakgoren7518 3 года назад +1

    Beetle just gave him so much fright he initiated mad cow mode

  • @broderickrobertson1171
    @broderickrobertson1171 4 года назад +15

    Cow: "Put that thing right back where it came from or so help me!"

  • @kakaxz19
    @kakaxz19 4 года назад +15

    Beetle: Hey!
    Cow: Nope, not having this, be gone...

  • @mad_squidward
    @mad_squidward 3 года назад +2

    That beetle just chillin.

  • @benbenthescienceben5187
    @benbenthescienceben5187 5 лет назад +41

    hey, be careful. that sells for 12,000 bells..

  • @yas-qd6nf
    @yas-qd6nf 4 года назад +17

    beetle: jus sittin there
    cow: time to ✨f r e a k✨

  • @BigDaddyDexter
    @BigDaddyDexter 3 года назад +1

    Cutest cow I have ever seen

  • @clevererheart9512
    @clevererheart9512 4 года назад +11

    Cow: **Eats beetle**
    Person: You weren’t supposed to do that

  • @vozhdenko932
    @vozhdenko932 4 года назад +47

    When I was growing up in Ukraina, we had beetles similar to these, however their pincers were horizontal, not vertical. And they were smart, too. They would typically bite your finger off if you stick it at their pincers, but if you place one on your hand, they won't bite you. They know that if they bite you, you would drop them, and if the beetle would land on its back, it could not roll over by itself. (Sorry if I had grammar mistakes, English was not my first language)

    • @Infidel1990
      @Infidel1990 Год назад +1

      Ukraina? More like Ruina now, ahaha.

    • @trenaxy9938
      @trenaxy9938 Год назад +1

      @@Infidel1990 russia advances 1km in a day

    • @ElazarY
      @ElazarY Год назад +2

      @@Infidel1990so funny bro 😐

    • @madtechnocrat9234
      @madtechnocrat9234 Год назад

      ​@@Infidel1990still better living standards than russia then

    • @windy2551
      @windy2551 Год назад

      "bite your finger off"
      like only leave giant bite on finger or just cut the whole finger?

  • @elmo111872
    @elmo111872 3 года назад +1

    Beetle: can we be fwends :3
    Cow: I HUFF AND PUFFS

  • @Pinned2Five
    @Pinned2Five 4 года назад +10

    That cow may well have had a more lovecraftian experience than any human ever could.

  • @Malt3s3rKot
    @Malt3s3rKot 4 года назад +42

    I think she just reacted to the fly that landed on her eye.

  • @brendonstephens1335
    @brendonstephens1335 3 года назад +2

    Miltank fears the close combat from heracross

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 3 года назад

      Makes sense to me. But you don't get a Heracross before fighting Whitney though.

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco 4 года назад +6

    Bettle: *Vibin
    Cow: 'You smell funny"

  • @zekeedwards9708
    @zekeedwards9708 4 года назад +14

    "This is the largest beetle"
    Ringo Starr: "hold my Thomas the tank engine,DVD"

  • @braincube013
    @braincube013 3 года назад +3

    The beetle is so cute omg.

    • @mxgregoly8969
      @mxgregoly8969 3 года назад

      I'd like to see what you would say when it starts flying lol

    • @braincube013
      @braincube013 3 года назад +2

      @@mxgregoly8969 Nah I’d still be fine and try to catch it and such, I grew up around critters and I would even play with spiders that came from a hole in our wall when I was young in the bath. Those things don’t frighten me lol,

    • @braincube013
      @braincube013 3 года назад +2

      @@mxgregoly8969 I would think it’s more cool than anything.

    • @mxgregoly8969
      @mxgregoly8969 3 года назад +2

      Oh that's actually pretty cool. Kinda like how my dad grew up catching grasshoppers as a kid and he scraped his knee jumping on a wall trying to catch one.

  • @KnightFilms32
    @KnightFilms32 4 года назад +11

    I like how the beetle is so relaxed

  • @realdavidii
    @realdavidii 4 года назад +15

    Beetle: exists*
    *Cow: YEET*

  • @mike97_2
    @mike97_2 Год назад +2

    I love how cows just being ultrasize pups😂

  • @The_CIA
    @The_CIA 5 лет назад +7

    Beetle: hey, don't have a cow man...

  • @Oodles.
    @Oodles. 5 лет назад +31

    Am i the only one who thought the cow was gonna eat the beetle

    • @b33tle_g00se
      @b33tle_g00se 4 года назад +3

      Yeah

    • @bungleflarb8264
      @bungleflarb8264 4 года назад +1

      Microwaffle, I'm here to prove you wrong.

    • @alexc2194
      @alexc2194 4 года назад +1

      only the second, proceeded by Jelley

    • @Lucidas_MK
      @Lucidas_MK 4 года назад

      It's more like the beetle is gonna eat the cow

  • @dog-oi8sm
    @dog-oi8sm 3 года назад +1

    Person: *shows beetle*
    Cow: and I took that personally

  • @TheLostLustre1234
    @TheLostLustre1234 4 года назад +7

    Beetle: hi
    Cow: *enternal screaming*
    Cows in the back: 👁👄👁

  • @chriscross6396
    @chriscross6396 5 лет назад +7

    I thought the cow was just gonna eat the beetle

  • @CattleChoir
    @CattleChoir 3 года назад +1

    Lmao when a cow sees a beetle he sneezes

  • @laughingman4236
    @laughingman4236 4 года назад +10

    Goliath beetle:
    “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @Corvus_Clemmons
      @Corvus_Clemmons Год назад

      Goliath beetles are heavier, but they are not as long as Hercules beetles, so it depends on what you consider the biggest.

  • @Baconmutt
    @Baconmutt 4 года назад +10

    Cow: "AAAAAH WHAT IS THAT GET IT AWAY!"
    Beetle: "Wtf dude I'm just sitting here."