"Amazon Ultra" Creepypasta

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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 614

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta  7 лет назад +641

    Great. I'm still ill AND now addicted to the new Animal Crossing mobile game.

  • @gjoelsephvichyswaz4714
    @gjoelsephvichyswaz4714 7 лет назад +333

    "New Amazon Service Just Comes To Your House and Kills You." - The Onion

    • @tharnstonewall2005
      @tharnstonewall2005 7 лет назад +5

      SnivyDroid Lmao, it didn't tho

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 7 лет назад +4

      amazon knew you really want to die, deep down inside your soul you are already dead.

    • @RatBoyDunce
      @RatBoyDunce 6 лет назад +5

      lol the onion is amazing

    • @cordeliacarstairs2796
      @cordeliacarstairs2796 6 лет назад

      I would gladly take this service

    • @ashurean
      @ashurean 5 лет назад +1

      Cyanide and Happiness predicted this.

  • @johndoe46446
    @johndoe46446 7 лет назад +184

    Amazon ultra prime, the fastest way to hell.

    • @JohnDoe-dp7yi
      @JohnDoe-dp7yi 7 лет назад

      Down the rabbit hole.

    • @drag4432
      @drag4432 7 лет назад +1

      Don't be silly, Seele. We all know that this isn't true.

    • @rhinnyfish
      @rhinnyfish 6 лет назад

      @@drag4432 .

    • @theartofjn
      @theartofjn 4 года назад

      Eternal enrollment!

  • @sanoebueno66
    @sanoebueno66 7 лет назад +67

    Wait so the drones were trying to convince him she was cheating and make him kill her right? And when she laughed, it wasn’t at him, but she thought that her murdering him sounded ridiculous?

    • @FluorescentGreen5
      @FluorescentGreen5 6 лет назад +7

      Wouldn't she be worried that he thought that instead of laughing?

    • @larcen6206
      @larcen6206 3 года назад +5

      Na, I think he was convinced or slowly convinced himself that his wife was cheating on him. The drones were just fulfilling his wish to make her pay.

    • @themanglenator1225
      @themanglenator1225 2 года назад

      trevor

    • @TaylerBootz
      @TaylerBootz Год назад

      It's a short, poorly written story. Like many of these. Don't overthink it.

    • @mijoepa
      @mijoepa 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah, that's probably what the writer intended

  • @quoted3871
    @quoted3871 7 лет назад +311

    Yo Amazon Ultra is about to destroy mankind this Friday.

    • @johnworsley4015
      @johnworsley4015 7 лет назад

      GUYS WE MUST STOP AMAZON ULTRA E V I L FROM DESTROYING WORLED calls apon the power of the AMAZON HYPER HERO hmm hmm hmm wait a sec 2 hours later mmm mm kk done Calls apon amazon hypers best heros and owner WE WILL STOP U AMAZON ULTRA!!! EVRYODY JOIN US TO STOP AMAZON ULTRA EVIL

    • @michaelelwell5788
      @michaelelwell5788 7 лет назад +1

      Quote :D yah screw you from ups

    • @wayge
      @wayge 7 лет назад

      wait until you see it on cyber monday

    • @nathanheathcote5683
      @nathanheathcote5683 7 лет назад

      Quote :D 8

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 7 лет назад

      I live in Washington and I find it kind of weird how 2 of the richest men in the world are both from a relatively small state.

  • @smughatkid9981
    @smughatkid9981 7 лет назад +37

    *How am I supposed to keep a straight face?*
    *_The Thumbnail is beautiful_*

  • @user-lk4yd1ed2u
    @user-lk4yd1ed2u 7 лет назад +97

    Yes finally one with out a super specific title

    • @KhrisIvanov
      @KhrisIvanov 7 лет назад

      Haha exactly

    • @ItzThaKhmerGuy987
      @ItzThaKhmerGuy987 7 лет назад +17

      "I should have never took a dick enlargement pill called max best growth"

    • @ChristieFreya
      @ChristieFreya 7 лет назад +1

      *max best growth*

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat 6 лет назад +1

      Creeps doesn't come up with the names.

    • @singingsun04
      @singingsun04 4 года назад +1

      He doesn’t make or name them you mario kart wii box art image

  • @EAPvideoz
    @EAPvideoz 7 лет назад +63

    “Honey, why is there a boat load of hentai DVDs at the doorstep?”

  • @levig.2646
    @levig.2646 7 лет назад +38

    Yeah definitely isn't sketchy at all that they made you give them you passwords and told you to leave doors or Windows open

  • @TheDonnyCraft
    @TheDonnyCraft 7 лет назад +101

    Amazon ultra instinct

  • @money7738
    @money7738 7 лет назад +66

    Wow. That’s the fastest i’ve ever closed an app and opened another.

    • @JohnSmith-pp6pk
      @JohnSmith-pp6pk 7 лет назад +1

      M o n e y and then opened the app you closed again to leave that comment

  • @cristiano5606
    @cristiano5606 7 лет назад +184

    Please bring the scenerys back, i think most people prefer them Over a still image, its a part of the charm of your videos.

  • @616TheBeast616
    @616TheBeast616 6 лет назад +12

    "Alexa, dispose of the body"

  • @isthatharrasment
    @isthatharrasment 7 лет назад +20

    I'm glad Amazon Prime was there for him

  • @stefani8765
    @stefani8765 7 лет назад +36

    Ultra creepy :-:

  • @gogeterdone
    @gogeterdone 6 лет назад +14

    This one was kind of funny in a sick way, I love the ones that are closer to twilight zone than horror 😆

  • @user-qd7xm3gj6m
    @user-qd7xm3gj6m 7 лет назад +60

    Video came out 9 mins ago and people commented 11 mins ago, smh.

    • @brandio6493
      @brandio6493 7 лет назад +4

      A1_ Cracked video made 42 mins ago you comment 40 mins ago smh

    • @stavroskoul119
      @stavroskoul119 6 лет назад

      RUclips is on drugs as usual xD

  • @100CherryJuice
    @100CherryJuice 7 лет назад +11

    MY BOY ITS OKAY. WHETHER YOU DO SHORT VIDS OR TAKE A SHORT BREAK ILL BE SUPPORTING YA

  • @lemonadecookies1608
    @lemonadecookies1608 6 лет назад +10

    THE END HAD ME SHOOK

  • @cakeliez7756
    @cakeliez7756 7 лет назад +77

    What's next? *My father ate at Taco Bell and had explosive diarrhea on the cat and then it died from the smell*

  • @viysnjor4811
    @viysnjor4811 7 лет назад +22

    Wait, so was the twist that he wanted his wife gone so the drones gave him motivation to get rid of her?

    • @SonicTheHedgehogCommentaries
      @SonicTheHedgehogCommentaries 5 лет назад +5

      No, I think the whole story is a man has been asked to try out something new from Amazon. his wife didn't like it, but he did it anyway, then the wife started planning her revenge but then it backfires, leading her to her ultimate demise

    • @Th3Ey3
      @Th3Ey3 3 года назад +11

      @@SonicTheHedgehogCommentaries You seem to have missed the last line - he DIDN'T sign her up for an account, so those deliveries were NOT for her, he basically just killed her for no reason..

    • @kaiseramadeus233
      @kaiseramadeus233 2 года назад

      @@Th3Ey3 but why was she laughing?

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 Год назад

      @@kaiseramadeus233 because

    • @lekhaclam87
      @lekhaclam87 Год назад

      ​@@Th3Ey3 She could have signed up herself secretly, to be fair.

  • @DrCreepen
    @DrCreepen 7 лет назад +26

    Did this one a few months ago; interesting little story.

  • @oliverbarton7368
    @oliverbarton7368 6 лет назад +1

    Am I the only one thinking this video had a brilliant yet subtle and rather satisfying twist at the end of it?

  • @IntelCoreI77700K
    @IntelCoreI77700K 7 лет назад +53

    I like this guy

    • @MrDachshund99
      @MrDachshund99 7 лет назад +2

      I want you for Christmas.

    • @IntelCoreI77700K
      @IntelCoreI77700K 7 лет назад

      MrDachshund99 Ryzen is a beter option ;p

    • @MrDachshund99
      @MrDachshund99 7 лет назад +1

      Anythings better than my current i3-4400

    • @dervishdoilus
      @dervishdoilus 7 лет назад

      You are in my computer.

    • @mth0d
      @mth0d 7 лет назад

      you're outdated as fuck now, how does it feel?

  • @m3ndoza213
    @m3ndoza213 7 лет назад +7

    Omg i get the ending ultra was trying to help Emma because they knew the narrator wanted to kill her

  • @supersaiyansalamence
    @supersaiyansalamence 7 лет назад +3

    This thing know what you need the moment you need it? They should’ve called it “Amazon Ultra Instinct”

  • @dustingreen7417
    @dustingreen7417 7 лет назад +2

    I read this pasta over 3+ months ago.. glad to hear it finally on RUclips ..

  • @mrHUDD3
    @mrHUDD3 7 лет назад +4

    Thankyou for being such a big part off my life.

  • @TridentGaming
    @TridentGaming 7 лет назад +3

    Love those bubbles floating across the screen!

  • @Ofwhateverrrrrr
    @Ofwhateverrrrrr 7 лет назад +135

    I am the only one who wants creeps to get to 2M?

  • @manuela1986
    @manuela1986 7 лет назад +9

    I would sometimes need this at work, no restrictions about the items and instant delivery :|

  • @LnEREcruit_
    @LnEREcruit_ 7 лет назад +2

    Brings a whole new meaning to that darn smile on the box haha

  • @logicaltrash3306
    @logicaltrash3306 7 лет назад +2

    Australians just got Amazon the other day. and this is a video that came out in just the right time. Good vid

  • @henry7001
    @henry7001 7 лет назад +8

    That's Cool And All But Have You Heard Of Gordon Ramsay's New Beef Wellington?

  • @LinnaeusOSM
    @LinnaeusOSM 7 лет назад +8

    These never really scared me. Your voice went great went them. I had been in paranoia for years, thinking someone was out to kill me, somewhere. these videos makes me think of um

    • @thedragonborn4233
      @thedragonborn4233 7 лет назад

      Cringe Lord I know your trying to remember, take your time.

    • @LinnaeusOSM
      @LinnaeusOSM 7 лет назад

      The Dragonborn nah it ain't a ever present danger, whenever I'm with my guard down I suspect people are gonna take advantage of it and kill me, even my family

    • @thedragonborn4233
      @thedragonborn4233 7 лет назад

      Cringe Lord no, it's because instead of putting "em" you put "um"

    • @LinnaeusOSM
      @LinnaeusOSM 7 лет назад

      The Dragonborn lol what

    • @danielson3413
      @danielson3413 7 лет назад

      Watching these are a terrible idea if you have paranoia

  • @lionmaster13
    @lionmaster13 7 лет назад +5

    I got an amazon ad at the start of this vid

  • @christianmccauley7340
    @christianmccauley7340 7 лет назад +10

    Early bird gets the creepypasta

  • @alexandarperic1075
    @alexandarperic1075 7 лет назад +32

    Whats next? Ali Express?...

  • @jackiealamilla6219
    @jackiealamilla6219 6 лет назад +1

    I love how he comes up with these story’s :)

  • @CanIgetsubscriberswithou-sp2mj
    @CanIgetsubscriberswithou-sp2mj 7 лет назад +1

    I love your creepypasta videos, you are one of my favorite narrators out there

  • @FodeeFo
    @FodeeFo 7 лет назад +1

    Dude, I just started my new job at Amazon last week & now, there's a creepypasta about it? Thanks a lot, Creeps.

    • @MrWho142
      @MrWho142 7 лет назад

      FodeeFo as amazon? You’re all of amazon? :0

    • @FodeeFo
      @FodeeFo 7 лет назад

      ModernPrometheus lol I meant "at"

  • @raspberrymewie991
    @raspberrymewie991 7 лет назад +4

    Something about the smirk (in the logo) always seemed off..

  • @ninancole
    @ninancole 7 лет назад

    literally just got done reading this on reddit, now getting the notification that you narrated it!

  • @coreydonaldson3303
    @coreydonaldson3303 7 лет назад +1

    Awesome and very suspenseful creepypasta CreepsMcPasta !

  • @l0vtripper234
    @l0vtripper234 6 лет назад +3

    aaaaAAAAAAAA!
    I found my new favorite creepy pasta story!✨

  • @gamingwithtem8616
    @gamingwithtem8616 7 лет назад +4

    You have the creepiest voice I have ever heard saying scary stories

  • @kennethnichols3773
    @kennethnichols3773 7 лет назад

    I hope you get better soon bro. Your story's are entertaining as hell.

  • @atombombbaby9870
    @atombombbaby9870 7 лет назад

    Please get well soon! Your videos soothe me to sleep at night.

  • @CaptainRoux11
    @CaptainRoux11 7 лет назад +2

    Great video, and get well soon!

  • @ne0npant228
    @ne0npant228 7 лет назад +2

    I like the little sparkles you put

  • @yuungi9391
    @yuungi9391 7 лет назад +2

    Get well soon creeps! ;; great job on this one as well

  • @G.Haze.1787
    @G.Haze.1787 7 лет назад

    LMMFAO, that last line though :p
    That was hilarious :D

  • @juiiceaddict3685
    @juiiceaddict3685 7 лет назад

    Hey Creeps Love The Vids Keep it up and can you make like a 30min creepypasta soon?

  • @skylasampson5141
    @skylasampson5141 7 лет назад +1

    a really twisted story creeps! it was gr8! hope u feel better soon,have some turkey soup.take care.

  • @Amysbiblereads
    @Amysbiblereads 7 лет назад +4

    Woohoo nice and early! I love your videos creeps!

  • @bendahninga3025
    @bendahninga3025 7 лет назад +15

    I've got something for ya...
    Don't click it...
    I had no Wi-Fi for almost a month

  • @jokerunknown4098
    @jokerunknown4098 7 лет назад +1

    Hi creepsmcpasta you are the best creepypasta teller

  • @whatupboo5512
    @whatupboo5512 7 лет назад +2

    do you guys ever think that creepypasta narrators are just trying to scare us out of our skeletons so they can collect them and create an army?

  • @dabox1393
    @dabox1393 7 лет назад +6

    it’s me

  • @MirageUchiha
    @MirageUchiha 7 лет назад +13

    Hmm....

  • @firewizardrunepro
    @firewizardrunepro 7 лет назад

    You know it’s going to be good when the scary music is right at the start of the video

  • @RandomName-it3os
    @RandomName-it3os 7 лет назад +2

    i got a amazon ad before this lmao

  • @susmungos
    @susmungos 7 лет назад +3

    Half these titles seem like they could be on Tana Mongeau's channel with (STORYTIME) at the end.

  • @user-xs1is9yd5o
    @user-xs1is9yd5o 7 лет назад +1

    I hope you get well! :D

  • @echoskybrava1309
    @echoskybrava1309 7 лет назад +1

    great story!

  • @MrNoobRaper
    @MrNoobRaper 7 лет назад +1

    "The kind that melts flesh" *dramatic eyeroll*

  • @sheldon1735
    @sheldon1735 7 лет назад

    Turned out better than I expected

  • @WintersDevoid
    @WintersDevoid 7 лет назад

    THIS WAS AMAZING!!!

  • @Infamouscoma885
    @Infamouscoma885 7 лет назад +1

    This is why you email the company and ask if it’s them!

  • @sakireverse5622
    @sakireverse5622 7 лет назад +3

    I feel uneasy now 😣

  • @kylanelson477
    @kylanelson477 7 лет назад

    I watched the whole ad for you

  • @aurio5750
    @aurio5750 7 лет назад +1

    Woot i love these random ass creepypasta lately lmao

  • @spookyubers1202
    @spookyubers1202 4 года назад +1

    So the drones are trying to give him weapons and are warning him about her..
    This creppypasta is actually really clever.

  • @painz4218
    @painz4218 7 лет назад +2

    Nice before 1k

  • @Luna_MorningStar
    @Luna_MorningStar 7 лет назад +1

    The little song at the start always scares me

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ 7 лет назад

    Poured drain cleaner on the body??? Wtf? What is that gonna accomplish except make more of a mess lmaooo

  • @creepypastarob9702
    @creepypastarob9702 7 лет назад +2

    Classic story!

  • @SymbolXoXo
    @SymbolXoXo 7 лет назад

    This creepypasta is good you should keep it up

  • @fuckingdegenerate5733
    @fuckingdegenerate5733 7 лет назад

    Wow really great creepy pasta
    loved it

  • @charlieisntdead
    @charlieisntdead 6 лет назад +1

    Hope you get better

  • @MeargleSchmeargle
    @MeargleSchmeargle 6 лет назад

    >Emma gets delivery
    >Butcher knife, Bone saw
    Uh oh. I see where this is going...

  • @almightyd-rock6892
    @almightyd-rock6892 7 лет назад +1

    I hope you get better soon 😊😊

  • @hollierae1269
    @hollierae1269 7 лет назад

    after listening to this i'll be needing my own flying package with a blanket to hide under

  • @chaoticpotato6463
    @chaoticpotato6463 7 лет назад

    What I would have done: **Sees weapons addressed to my wife** **Dials 911** Excusememywifewantstokillme-

  • @earndoggy
    @earndoggy 3 года назад

    Only just found this.... this is freaking hilarious! Excellent take on how stupid it is to click accept on everything!

  • @trainboy7
    @trainboy7 5 лет назад +2

    Coming up next: eBay Deluxe

  • @zalz
    @zalz 7 лет назад

    I cant imagine all of the creepy pastas in the Amazon warehouses

  • @jaidenlittle770
    @jaidenlittle770 7 лет назад +14

    Here before daddy jeff gets top comment

  • @filth4298
    @filth4298 7 лет назад

    Happy thanksgiving btw

  • @BilboBaggins10
    @BilboBaggins10 7 лет назад

    I’ll tell you what’s creepy I’ve seen this exact video from you about a month or so ago 😱

  • @aukiejohnson4308
    @aukiejohnson4308 7 лет назад

    Great story

  • @545x39Rat
    @545x39Rat 6 лет назад +2

    Amazon sells guns now...... sign me up

  • @bg.dragon1419
    @bg.dragon1419 7 лет назад +1

    this is why I don't do anything that is not 10000% sure . and after the first delivery I will call the police .

  • @meme1824yl
    @meme1824yl 7 лет назад

    what a twist at the end i did not see that coming

  • @jeweledstone
    @jeweledstone 7 лет назад

    It can’t be any better than Amazon Prime X!

  • @thatclassypenguin
    @thatclassypenguin 7 лет назад +1

    What a twist.

  • @TheDkmariolink
    @TheDkmariolink 7 лет назад +1

    Nice twist.

  • @quiznog8418
    @quiznog8418 6 лет назад

    "Take this, it's dangerous to go alone!"

  • @Pakkuzou
    @Pakkuzou 7 лет назад

    A service that spends your money according to what it believes you will want. "well obviously i signed up"

  • @Disciple_of_Cthulhu
    @Disciple_of_Cthulhu 7 лет назад +1

    Hopefully you're feeling better.