It's pretty bad when a guy is married and can't have a happy Valentine's Day. I mean, he's got two women that want to ride Der Fuhrerschnitzel, and he can't get a moment's piece with all the Antics going on. Interestingly, Fegelein is nowhere to be found in this video. He must be out getting some loving today. Lucky bastard!
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I don't blame Hitler for reacting how he does to Magda sexually harassing him. I can relate to that myself. Also, I think it was most probably Fegelein who sent those Valentine's Day cards lol.
I like how the kids are perfectly fine with helping their mom try to hit on a guy who isn’t her husband- and how said husband is all too happy to join. Also, the ending part made my lungs deflate
Ironically, of the major figures in Hitler's administration, the most maritally faithful of them all was - believe it or not - Hermann Goering... ...Goebbels definitely wasn't!
*Magda's powel level -Strength and Toughness: weak -Speed: fast -Stamina: good -Moves: +Crying sound: deals low damage to all enemies and 30% chance to stun them. +Shouting of doom: deals low damage to all enemies and allies, except herself. +Fast walking: increases speed by 60%. +Medicine: heals health by 50%. -Passive skills: +Successful love: if Hitler's on her side, increase strength and speed by 50%. +Broken love: if Hitler's on opponent's side, increase strength by 80% but decrease toughness by 40%. -Modes: +Sexy naked body: increase strength and speed by 80% and 70% chance to stun all male enemies (this mode lasts 2 minutes). -Finishing moves: +Poisonous medicine: makes an enemy be infected (whoever get infected will lose 15% health each minute forever). +Heart Breaker: deals heavy damage to an enemy. If an enemy's health is below 50%, kill him/her instantly.
I was going to do the same for you and your fish, but I mixed up the orders. Please make sure the fish doesn't get the bottle of Schnaps, and does get the fish food. Danke.
I loved how Dr Skeletor was singing a song for Dolfy to help Skeletors wife to do some love and also I loved that a card was sent to STALIN!!!
Poor Skeletor just can’t catch a break it seems when his wife is obsessed with Dolfy.
thank you :)
Shtaaalin!
@@tubian323 huh???
@@asianmom7286 I was referring to how Hitler says "Stalin", his German accent has a "Sh" sound at the beginning.
Gunsche and Himmler's scenes were priceless, the music made it even more hilarious.
Was it Barry White?
hahahahahah ikr
I literally died when watching those
I was hoping he saw Fegelein and it played the whole song 🤣
@@andrewpestotnik5495 haha that would subvert our expectations!
Poor Dolfy, it never ends well for him.
If things went well for him, we would be posting in German.
It never ends well for Skeletor either!
True point
Poor old man
Jaja 😂
Just when I think these parodies can't get any funnier, stuff like this happens! This one had me laughing so hard!!!
I’m struggling to read the subtitles for laughing..so funny
@@colinsmith3217 Hello Colin Smith
I know right
me too !!
It's pretty bad when a guy is married and can't have a happy Valentine's Day. I mean, he's got two women that want to ride Der Fuhrerschnitzel, and he can't get a moment's piece with all the Antics going on. Interestingly, Fegelein is nowhere to be found in this video. He must be out getting some loving today. Lucky bastard!
Das Fuhrerwurst!
@@nhmooytis7058 Good one, NHMO!
@@markh.6687 danke!
@F95 User I'm sorry; I must have dozed off or been thinking of Magda in riding boots and carrying a whip for some reason.
@@markh.6687 TY
Holy shit this is the funniest thing ever!
Dear me, even the Fuhrer can't have a decent St Valentine's Day. And he's right, Goebbels does look like a Skeletor.
He can't even have a normal day in the bunker,let alone holidays😂
When Hitler says the world knows I am small, just see Traudl's reaction at 7:50. She is literally looking down !! LMAO
7:50
she looking at.... we talk about it later 🤨
@@asianmom7286 bro it's two years we need to talk about it
I mean Hitler has one ball
I hope everyone had a better Valentine’s Day than the Failüre did.
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I object
NEIN
Das war ein Befehl! Der Angriff Steiner ein Befehl!
Suduce?
I don't have a Valentine but I celebrate KMS Bismarck's birthday (launch date).
I have never thought someone would portray these greatest warlords as comedians extraordinary work and hilarious 😆👏
The Barry White music was EPIC.
Imagine Hitler got to watch these parodies in his bunker in 1945.
@@bigtex4058 Agree 😂😂😂
Uh hello?.... Mr. Mel Brooks!!!
“Greatest warlords?” Nah - they are fools that bit off a lot more than they could chew and choked to death…
The Stalin's reaction scene to hitler' valentine card was the best
"The old fart hates me. He's going to hate my answer. Anyone for vodka?"
JUST one more thing.. That Barry White insert was “epic!”👏😆
Don't forget the Jaws theme at the end.
Time
Dolfy: They are trying to make me look gay
also dolfy: *touches Giant's neepols*
I’M NOT GAY!
@@dolfy-1945But Günsche is lookin’ hella attractive today…
SHUT UP!
I didn't know Burgdorf and Krebs were a couple 2:30
It's great to see these videos are still a thing all these years later!
I waited so long for this, almost thought you weren't releasing a video, my happiness is immeasurable and my day is saved
I don't blame Hitler for reacting how he does to Magda sexually harassing him. I can relate to that myself. Also, I think it was most probably Fegelein who sent those Valentine's Day cards lol.
Nah
Wait wdym you can relate to that yourself? Did something happen to you?
Yep. He had antics.
Sorry to hear that.
Magda low-key kinda hot NGL
2:48 never knew "uncle Joe" was a stand-up comedian. he's killing -it-
"Where's my little Joe?"
@@SamuelBlack84 ...???
@@asianmom7286 The Producers
XD
When Uncle Joe tells a joke, you either laugh, or you pack your bags and head to Gulag.
Another day, another epic trolling directed to that poor old man.
*drunken laughter*
I like how the kids are perfectly fine with helping their mom try to hit on a guy who isn’t her husband- and how said husband is all too happy to join. Also, the ending part made my lungs deflate
And in front of said guy’s wife.
@@keycypress13238 oh yeah....oof
This is one of your funniest parodies ever. I just couldn't stop myself laughing 🤣 😂.
1:29 Why does Eva would smile while listening something like that??? XDDDDDDDD
Hitler never learns and keeps repeating his horrid history with Magda, lol.
I love how Skeletor supports his cheating wife
Ironically, of the major figures in Hitler's administration, the most maritally faithful of them all was - believe it or not - Hermann Goering...
...Goebbels definitely wasn't!
@@tcpratt1660 no he cheated on her with morphine…he was a morphine addict right?
That’s top loyalty.
@@tcpratt1660 nope
I must inform about something. Magda will always stalk you in Valentine's day
Your videos are the works of a sick mind. God I LOVE Sick Minds! 😁
This is one of the funniest ones I've seen yet lol 😅 it has me laughing so hard lol 😂
Feiigin is having a good time while Hilter is having to put up with Stalin of all people sending him a card. He is truly cursed 😝
you mean accursed.
What no valentine from Churchill in the bath tub.
i enjoyed the fact that Dr Skeletor was watching his wife from behind when she wants to confess her love with Hitler
they just get funnier! life had no meaning until i found HRP… AND krebs!! thank you. happy v-day. ❤️
Fish
I’m single this Valentine’s Day, this made me laugh and cheered me up! Thanks!
I thought I was the only single person left in the world?
Another Great One!! Happy Valentine's Day to HRP and all it's dedicated and loving fans!
When we needed him the most, he returned
In all seriousness, those people was forced to laugh to Stalins jokes.
In parody universe this one deserved a good laugh 😃
I wait for HRP Valentines Day every year. I am now waiting for April Fools Edition.
I also waiting for Hitler's Birthday and HRP's Special Days
3:25 if u dont clap, u go to gulag
👏😖
*claps 100x*
Claps x9999999999999999999999
Shaking Hitlers hand and making Eye contact with him must of been the hardest thing they ever done in thier entire lives 😅
*Magda's powel level
-Strength and Toughness: weak
-Speed: fast
-Stamina: good
-Moves:
+Crying sound: deals low damage to all enemies and 30% chance to stun them.
+Shouting of doom: deals low damage to all enemies and allies, except herself.
+Fast walking: increases speed by 60%.
+Medicine: heals health by 50%.
-Passive skills:
+Successful love: if Hitler's on her side, increase strength and speed by 50%.
+Broken love: if Hitler's on opponent's side, increase strength by 80% but decrease toughness by 40%.
-Modes:
+Sexy naked body: increase strength and speed by 80% and 70% chance to stun all male enemies (this mode lasts 2 minutes).
-Finishing moves:
+Poisonous medicine: makes an enemy be infected (whoever get infected will lose 15% health each minute forever).
+Heart Breaker: deals heavy damage to an enemy. If an enemy's health is below 50%, kill him/her instantly.
I needed a good laugh, and you provided it. :D
I'd still like to know if Stalin's joke was funny.
I haven't laughed this hard in ages, you guys are phenomenal. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too
At least Fegelein isn’t annoying Hitler today
Every Hitler Rants Parodies always gets me laughing to the point that I can't breathe
At least Mr. Spinning Hand didn't receive one.
*benito mussolini
Or even Hirohito, or Tojo
Dang, you're getting amazing at these.
One of my favorite ones! The subtitles have me dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Especially the Stalin part.
@@AllRequired nightmare 😂
Isn’t VD ‘Dolf’s’ favourite time of the year. So much admiration and love he gets from everyone lol
This is hilarious. Better than the soaps on television. Keep up. The good work.
Whenever he goes 'Wer sind Sie!" it sounds like 'The Sensei!'
Well done. This made me laugh out loud. Your efforts are appreciated.
Stalin part got me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ive been subbscribed for awhile now, but never realizes how GOOD these parodies are. Theyre better then the actual film. Lol
"MEIN FAILURE!! BITTE!!! ERRR HHHEEEERUH! ERREEERUH!" - Mrs Skeletor
5:01 LMAO
This was the best valentines day ever!
This was the best of all I've seen, Out freakin standing work. Got to get back to laughing and sharing
2:53 I can confirm.
STALIN!
@@dolfy-1945 Well hello there..
Omg when it cut to Stalin I was dying!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Hitler got trolled and turned himself gay! I'm dead! 🤣🤣🤣
Love the Krebsdorf acknowledgement. They have so much potential to cause drama in the bunker.
One of your best works this one
I bet Fegelein did this Valentine's Day antic
“It’s hard to cook Orangutans”
2:40
5:00 😂😂😂😂😂
just when you think this meme is over- well - it sucks you back in again! well done !!!
The way Hitler grabbed Gunsche made me cry while laughing
5:01
Totally brilliant. Never thought I’d hear Barry White mixed with good old ‘ Dolfy 😂😂😂😂
Oof, i heard a scream after the jaws theme 😂hard bite
I laughed so hard, I'm losing my voice🤣
This has Fegelein written all over it
He is responsible for the worst
it's so funny when Hitler gets mad LMAO
2:58 Who here laughed like the late and legendary Risitas when this happened?
Did you mean the late GREAT Risitas
@@nutoutpizzadthehutthe late and legendary Risitas
@ yessir
This is the best parody yet , I can't stop laughing
So the poor dear Fuhrer is suffering from shrinkage.
Brooo I totally lost it here 1:53
Poor Old Man
These are becoming so awesome.
2:23
Jeeez krebs i wonder who sent the card to burgdolf
Me and my fish are trying to find out
@@yourlocalmrhegarty7495 fish,fish,fish,fish,fish,c**t,fish
@@bobithebest3782 .....
I got everyone something for valentines day even my fish
Hope the enjoyed there gifts :)
I did thank you Krebs.
@@yes.....2672 yay you like the gift i got you *hugs*
Thanks krebs
I was going to do the same for you and your fish, but I mixed up the orders. Please make sure the fish doesn't get the bottle of Schnaps, and does get the fish food. Danke.
@@yourlocalmrhegarty7495 Dankeee :D
Pure genius! Well done!
....and all along I thought that was a pistol in his pocket!
6:45 I spit out my drink !!!!
lolll
I love these videos this is the funniest one yet! I have been watching over and over 😂
Absolutely priceless 😂😂😂
poor old mannn
0:38 the valentines one are always the most weirdest
Your video a day, keeps the depression away ^^
At least Hitler did not have to put up with any dinosaur porn on his Valentine’s Day.
Good to see some fresh ideas in the old parody - Good job
Finally different scenes
All those lovely ladies in the bunker with Sir Alex Ferguson.
I only say, Fegelein hasn't shown up in the entire video... suspicious
How did the half dead monster have energy to make that many kids?
Because that gave him and Magda a perfect 3rd Reich social credit score
5:01 killed me wtffff
*The Rock’s eyebrow Raises
5:00 I’m dying 😂
One of the best videos
I almost fell off the couch at that laughing Stalin video
That lewd song they were singing omg i'm in tears
Thanks for sending a valentine card to me hitler ;)
That wasn’t from me! It was a troll!