How To Self Publish Your Books Online

This is a presentation I used to do at conventions. I'm a bit rusty, so please excuse any mistakes! (Or swear words!).
This is the basics of what you need to know to self-publish your ebooks on Amazon or other booksellers. Why to do it, how to do it, and things you must be aware of. I am a very successful independent author, I've been doing this since 2011. I had little to no help back when I started, which is why I'm putting this here.
Last of all, this is MY OPINION. This is what WORKED for me. Your Mileage May Vary. I take no responsibility for how you may or may not use any of this.