@@ledzeppelinfan1001 well depends on rng and damage output on 2nd phase , I know this is old but the point is still relevent but if ebrietas is able to gear up and then spams arcane attacks 95% of players will be fucked because they cant get close without being batted and staggered and as they get up she stacks the arcane and before you heal blows your hp to bloodborne hell
You know, it's moments like this that make me realise that Paige is just a Rule 63 version of Pat. If they thought of selling the salt they make, they'd be millionares overnight.
Pat Waving his arms in the beginning, you know he was whispering, "She is going to make lots of progress easily." Before Activating Crazy Talk. "How much progress can you NOT make in the 'Wrong Time' Paige?"
Lord Hem Partner, could you tell me which character he was based off in berzerk? While it is that berzerk is mainly referenced, tarkus however seems to have much in common with knight tarkus in Jojo, similarity in the area they are found, both wielding hefty sword that are unwieldy to the normal individual, and Black Iron Tarkus dies is also similar to how Tarkus from the manga falls off a cliff and into a barrack. While it not explicit, its safe enough to say that if you were to believe that tarkus is referenced from jojo, you'd have a lot to back your statement from.
Lord Hem Also before any misconception happen. I actually really want to know which character he might have been in berserk, did not mean to sound sarcastic.
For anyone who wants a tip to get past these guys: 2 poison arrows. That's all it takes to kill one. They succumb to a single poisoning. The arrow doesn't even have to do damage.
Odin T Havok Yep I always use the ring of Fog with my poison arrows. Turns the game into Skyrim sneaking. Especially funny what that dies to poor Lautrec and his bros.
29:53 is the best death in the video. It's funny when the two guardians splat next to her but it just graduates to eldergod tier when the guardian runs over and manages to stab the corpse before it can fade out.
After what seems like hours over hours of dark souls I really wonder when she realizes that you can't just start drinking estus in the middle of the combat at 1 hp.
Much like Gwyn and the Kiln of the First Flame, Dominoes Pizza will have the most burnt ass crust and taste of sorrow of unfilled dreams. Their toppings will be like a forsaken son, and entire people fallen into nihilism. This is truly a Hollowborne Pizza
"There seems to be huge archers that bombard me with arrows. I should hold my sword extra tight while this shield, shield, shield, shield, on my back makes my stamina recover faster."
Man, I just feel bad for Canadians/Americans if their Domino's is that awful. The Domino's in Australia isn't great but at least I wouldn't describe it as being "sorrowful". Jesus Christ.
Because of this video, I was dreading getting to the archers when I played dark souls for the first time recently. Got through them on my fifth try lmao.
god almighty. "let's play the section where footing and agility is critical. what weapon should we use? how about the biggest unwieldiest sword in the game, that fucking throws you around several feet every time you swing and sends you flying if it hits a wall." the fuck where they thinking?
11:41 what the fuck killed her there? I can't see any lightning from the demons, nor an umbrella from the archers. Is there some kind of DOT effect to the lightning?
Fun fact, you cant hit them with arrows, but you can poison them via poison arrows. It takes a while, but its an easy solution. The moss lady in the aqueduct sells them, you have to aim for the foot. There wont be damage numbers, but after a few you'll see them get poisoned. ENB showed this off
This woman killed Ebrietas on the first try in like a minute.
Idiot savant
Ebrietas isnt that hard.
@@ledzeppelinfan1001 well depends on rng and damage output on 2nd phase , I know this is old but the point is still relevent but if ebrietas is able to gear up and then spams arcane attacks 95% of players will be fucked because they cant get close without being batted and staggered and as they get up she stacks the arcane and before you heal blows your hp to bloodborne hell
Bloodborne is dark souls for the "mentally diverse 🤣
Pat: "Get away from me. No romance today"
Paige: "Who said romance, maybe I was gonna bite your beard"
Pat: "That's romance"
Pat: "That's hip-hop"
"That's romance.
That's hip hop."
- Patrick Boivin
You know, it's moments like this that make me realise that Paige is just a Rule 63 version of Pat. If they thought of selling the salt they make, they'd be millionares overnight.
Except Paige doesn't get scurvy and nearly shitsplode.
She does however have blood and brain problems.
+Nohorse
Not yet, but soon.
So much like Eve was born from the ribs of Adam, Paige was born when Pat stapled his feet to his knees and used the bone legs to make a friend?
This comment was booked very strong
Pat gets put on blast for his 2DS-XL flipflop.
*this is a good video*
Pat Waving his arms in the beginning, you know he was whispering,
"She is going to make lots of progress easily." Before Activating Crazy Talk.
"How much progress can you NOT make in the 'Wrong Time' Paige?"
Damn pat's got a hot sister
The Jamie and Cersei Lannister of RUclips.
Lobos has a hot mom
It's uncanny
@@BoxcarPhill More like Tyrion and Cersei
Sorry, Pat got dibbs
Anor Londo Archers: "You see that Paige over there? Fuck'em."
Tarkus is the only one strong enough to break windows.
Matthew Coyle he is our lord of metal who sits upon his iron throne.
i don't know where i'm going with this.
Yal Rathol I like to think he is a reference to the JoJo character given his summoning location is very similar to the place he is fought in JoJo.
Matthew Coyle he's a reference to Beserk. Which a lot of dark souls is based off of.
Lord Hem Partner, could you tell me which character he was based off in berzerk? While it is that berzerk is mainly referenced, tarkus however seems to have much in common with knight tarkus in Jojo, similarity in the area they are found, both wielding hefty sword that are unwieldy to the normal individual, and Black Iron Tarkus dies is also similar to how Tarkus from the manga falls off a cliff and into a barrack.
While it not explicit, its safe enough to say that if you were to believe that tarkus is referenced from jojo, you'd have a lot to back your statement from.
Lord Hem Also before any misconception happen. I actually really want to know which character he might have been in berserk, did not mean to sound sarcastic.
_"I can BREAK these Windows !!"_
_"You can't break those Windows!"_
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That fucking crash bandicoot caught me off guard
Mystery Man what time does that happen?
14:59
*WHOA!*
It rocked me pretty har because it’s pretty close to sounding like the original. My body was NOT ready.
"The 2DS XL is the worst thing ever"
"The 2DS XL is pretty ok"
Way to be consistent Fucboivin!
Crazy Talk!
@@megahellreaper One of the lesser side effects of his stand.
It’s character growth.
"Yeah but he can only hurt you. You gain nothing." What Paige's mum said about Pat.
I loved the negative progress that was made on this
Yeah I'm like how did she go backwards?
4:40 Elmo bites his surrogate father for lying AGAIN
He can sense when Crazy Talk is about to activate.
DarkSydePaige does it again
Pat's stand only works if he believes it and is also confident on his assessment.
I love how pat wants to tell her that if she stops the GIANT build she can do it easy but he stops himself
It's just like Pat said: A lot of people like to see pretty chicks get abused.
Fucking is too powerful
I have no idea how Pat is somehow always wrong and still the most clever person in the room.
Crazy Talk truly keeps living up to its reputation.
Seth Abercromby its only a matter of time until Paige realizes her stand allowes her to succeed at anything if she is mad enough.
For anyone who wants a tip to get past these guys: 2 poison arrows. That's all it takes to kill one. They succumb to a single poisoning. The arrow doesn't even have to do damage.
Matthew Coyle that's awesome. I had no idea poison just destroys them
Ring of Fog will also let you fire arrows at them without them constantly firing at you
time to boot up dark souls 1 again
I'm running a Solaire cosplay myself right now
Odin T Havok Yep I always use the ring of Fog with my poison arrows. Turns the game into Skyrim sneaking. Especially funny what that dies to poor Lautrec and his bros.
29:53 is the best death in the video. It's funny when the two guardians splat next to her but it just graduates to eldergod tier when the guardian runs over and manages to stab the corpse before it can fade out.
Cant believe Pat said the "Are ya winnin son?" meme two years before it actually blew up, yet had NO FUCKING CLUE what a boneless pizza was
the dark souls community is the best. "why didn't you dodge?"
Sniping's a good job, mate!
16:40.
Fucking beautiful.
OMFG I died laughing. My roommate across the house came and checked because I was so loud
thanks
YEEEEES!
her soul broke
I love that Pat is so confident about the windows being unbreakable that he realizes Crazy Talk will activate on him.
Pat making that Nintendo funbucks shilling out for the new 2DS XL, in stores August 8th.
Elmo was a secret Nintendo agent, confirmed
The "wah" got me. 10/10
Holy fuck Pat has the shortest legs in the world.
16:40
Pat-kun uses the hidden ability of 『CRAZY TALK』: Instant Karma.
Peach "You gotta be fuckin' kidding me" Saliva
"I'm a tickler...
I'm a tickle all up in here."
"Listen, I got really- I spent a lot of time here and I hated it." - Pat
16:40 is one of the best moments in the history of the channel, this is not up for debate.
omg
Pat@ 2:33
When do they fucking stream? Oh my GOD I need to watch this shit live. Pat's the fuckin' greatest thing.
Pat's even wrong about himself.
Pat confirmed a hack-fraud for flip-flopping on his nintendo handheld hate
Godzilla InSpace
Shhhhh, he has check being discreetly mailed to him from Nintendo now.
21:40 offscreen ginger squeals
4:35, now to be fair that HoTS stream was good (shaved) Pat. This stream is clearly Cactus Pat.
Took 2 hours, folks. 0 progress
Richter The D the anor londo archers live up to the legend.
Woolie levels of bad gameplay.
-47% progress, actually.
It's rather impressive.
Crazy Talk is strong in this episode
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS. Thank you, sir.
Man I love the fact that crazy talk activates all the time
Elmo: The lord of streets
This the moment that killed my second play through, for the life of me couldn't do it. I have no idea how I did it the first time.
4:30 - 4:53
that's Pat. the worlds greatest hypocrite and Liar XDD
That Thumbnail IS SO PERFECT
CAUSE EVERYBODY HURTS
SOMETIMMMEESS
W O A H
After what seems like hours over hours of dark souls I really wonder when she realizes that you can't just start drinking estus in the middle of the combat at 1 hp.
Why would anyone dislike this.
It was Paige.
This is just beyond satisfying.
SHE MISSED THE BRIDGE
27:58 I have so many questions
Real talk tho, Paige is super right about fashion magazines.
Thank you so much I finally found a place that has there podcasts and streams.
(17:50) If someone reminds Pat about it he might do it, since he just proposed and all.
I often think that I am too old for schadenfreude, but then I see something like this and I just laugh like a madman.
I was here for this and it was glorious.
Mother of god it goes on for 38 minutes
At least we can count on her beating the archers first try next stream.
“I am in just the shittiest mood.”
Oh boy here we go.
Let me get that stream *BONELESS*
Much like Gwyn and the Kiln of the First Flame, Dominoes Pizza will have the most burnt ass crust and taste of sorrow of unfilled dreams. Their toppings will be like a forsaken son, and entire people fallen into nihilism. This is truly a Hollowborne Pizza
I loved that Crash meme.
Pat's laugh kills me everytime.
You pretty much invented the “subtle foreshadowing” meme
Yeah, that was pretty much my experience with the archers, too. I only got through them by pure dumb luck, and boy was I ever grateful.
Also, Elmo could sense his lies through time and bit him as he started shittalking the 2DS XL.
"There seems to be huge archers that bombard me with arrows. I should hold my sword extra tight while this shield, shield, shield, shield, on my back makes my stamina recover faster."
To be fair, you're fucked if you block anyway. The arrows knock you back super hard even if you do block them.
I remember watching this stream live and it was the best I have ever seen.
Man, I just feel bad for Canadians/Americans if their Domino's is that awful. The Domino's in Australia isn't great but at least I wouldn't describe it as being "sorrowful". Jesus Christ.
That intro alone is pure gold
8:13 Damn it Pat I wasn’t ready for that
#relationshipGoals
Pat's laughter adds decades to my life
33:56
but why tho? how? Why would you turn around and not attack the person wailing on you? Did she forget how to video game suddenly?
16:41 is the greatest moment in all of Souls playthroughs.
Love how Pat didn't tell her about The Darkmoon Tomb bonfire XD
Pat being helpful by not mentioning the parry ONCE.
Paige at the time seemed to be unaware of the parry function, and the fact that Silver and Black Knights are pretty easy to use said function on.
Because of this video, I was dreading getting to the archers when I played dark souls for the first time recently. Got through them on my fifth try lmao.
What was she killed by around 11:40 ? She wasn’t poisoned, maybe a ghost enemy?
janky hitbox is what killed her.
I wanna hug these two so badly...
And them ask them if I can be their unofficial adopted son with none of the responsibilities..
16:41 I have never seen anyone fuck themselves like that in all my years of screwing with people in Souls games. Poetry in motion.
I wish I had this kind of relationship again... fuck
god almighty. "let's play the section where footing and agility is critical. what weapon should we use? how about the biggest unwieldiest sword in the game, that fucking throws you around several feet every time you swing and sends you flying if it hits a wall." the fuck where they thinking?
12:11
W H A H A P P E N
And after this painful experience, her reward? Ornstein and Smough XD
funny thing is paige you still have to the BOSS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
with the amount of damage she deals and probably summoning the bro she might just one/two shot it
I'm mad at pat for telling her about the windows.
11:41 what the fuck killed her there? I can't see any lightning from the demons, nor an umbrella from the archers. Is there some kind of DOT effect to the lightning?
Elmo bites people with bad taste in handhelds.
Pat 'n Paige - THIS is the Tru Luv!
14:58 The unexpected edit.
I don't know how, but I did this first try with the black iron set.
11:40 No really what killed her? nothing hit her she was running
It was Crazy Talk
Fun fact, you cant hit them with arrows, but you can poison them via poison arrows. It takes a while, but its an easy solution. The moss lady in the aqueduct sells them, you have to aim for the foot. There wont be damage numbers, but after a few you'll see them get poisoned. ENB showed this off
I don't play DS
why did pat burst with that large ember?
Large ember?
this needs to be her channel intro