Guy Tries To Impress a Woman By Jumping Into A River With A Crocodile - Donkey of the Day

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @troycummings709
    @troycummings709 7 лет назад +204

    at least it wasn't Florida.

    • @superstarkervtv968
      @superstarkervtv968 5 лет назад

      Troy Cummings I’m dead 😂😂😂

    • @kamronisaiahjohnson2718
      @kamronisaiahjohnson2718 5 лет назад +5

      Australia is the Florida of the far east

    • @percipleflavius8171
      @percipleflavius8171 4 года назад

      I was so sure Floridaman had something to do with this....sniff. I'm a little let down. I bet Australia has its own version of Florida though.

  • @dr.reggmann7882
    @dr.reggmann7882 7 лет назад +138

    If your game is so weak you need to fight a crocodile you might wanna invest in a case of Jergens

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 6 лет назад +4

      Reggie Chandler LMAO!!-😂😂😂 Or, vaseline mixed with baby-oil, & this seems like an extreme case! Shiny happy people! And I do men shiny! Or, you just ain't got no game mate!

    • @pussystankface3058
      @pussystankface3058 6 лет назад

      It's in Australia dey don't use lotion for lube dere they all natural

  • @kingdaniel4195
    @kingdaniel4195 7 лет назад +339

    Based off the thumbnail I thought he was giving the crocodile Donkey of the Day

    • @magnusmagnusson146
      @magnusmagnusson146 7 лет назад +78

      kingdaniel4195 The croc deserves donkey of the day as well... It let an easy meal get away...

    • @batwayne1678
      @batwayne1678 7 лет назад +19

      kingdaniel4195 The croc didn't do its job so.

    • @xe_ex
      @xe_ex 7 лет назад +10

      😭😭😭😭

    • @AEMoreira81
      @AEMoreira81 7 лет назад +28

      IKR? How do you let an easy meal like that get away? 😂😂😂😂

  • @kendallforeman5692
    @kendallforeman5692 7 лет назад +134

    i want to see a picture of this girl.

  • @latanya504
    @latanya504 7 лет назад +329

    AND AFTER ALL THAT HE STILL DIDNT SMASH 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jasonramar1320
      @jasonramar1320 7 лет назад +9

      Latanya Davis he smashed the night before. He was really trippin lol

    • @dupecarter315
      @dupecarter315 7 лет назад

      Latanya Davis ikr that's some bullshit

    • @xe_ex
      @xe_ex 7 лет назад +8

      Latanya Davis God set that man fo failure from the jump

    • @houseofmatrix6174
      @houseofmatrix6174 7 лет назад +22

      He smash the crodile

    • @kingbuck427
      @kingbuck427 3 года назад +1

      This comment hurts even more because a woman made it...
      SMH

  • @ravenb8566
    @ravenb8566 7 лет назад +959

    Sounds about white

  • @hollow6178
    @hollow6178 7 лет назад +128

    "If you can make her laugh you can get dat ass"

  • @cbm3
    @cbm3 7 лет назад +58

    "Shes not really, just another girl" Damn man, you just ended any chances you had at some sympathy sex. Nice job.

  • @dabbydabby6484
    @dabbydabby6484 7 лет назад +58

    CROCODILE LEFT HIM WITH BROKEN BONES....SHE ABOUT TO LEAVE HIM WITH A BROKEN HEART.

  • @TruthBTold-
    @TruthBTold- 7 лет назад +62

    His ass gets bit he definitely WON'T BE crying
    "CROCODILE TEARS"😅

  • @4jainaba
    @4jainaba 7 лет назад +142

    Getting some cat 🐱🐱🐱 it's not that deep

    • @angeleyes3319
      @angeleyes3319 7 лет назад +5

      It's not. You can get that on pay now.

  • @marinevet4131
    @marinevet4131 7 лет назад +75

    However " I stay coogi" not Gucci down to the socks. Come on Charlemagne how you not know that.

    • @cooldizzle93
      @cooldizzle93 7 лет назад +15

      K Smooth is it "she 5'2 or she's fine too?

    • @marinevet4131
      @marinevet4131 7 лет назад +12

      lol I actually read the album credits cause that one had me stomped also. It's she's fine too but I want you.

    • @ghettoman1238
      @ghettoman1238 7 лет назад +17

      I used to think Biggie was saying Coochie down to the sock.

  • @cactusjack-sama2716
    @cactusjack-sama2716 6 лет назад +11

    The truest thing about us Australians goin rivers with crocs, but never in my Australian life have I heard of a bloke jump in a river with a croc just for a woman 😂🤙🇦🇺

  • @ricardoturner6416
    @ricardoturner6416 7 лет назад +38

    I'm 18 and I agree with charlamagne to the fullest but things are so materialistic today where it's so damn hard

  • @3rdbass618
    @3rdbass618 7 лет назад +43

    what ever happened to just being yourself?

  • @princessvirtuosity4684
    @princessvirtuosity4684 7 лет назад +33

    OK I fucking lost it when
    CTG said what if he bit off your Willy mate 💀 #StopIt 🐊

    • @kobepromo8126
      @kobepromo8126 7 лет назад

      Virtuosity 3 lol Steve Irwin voice

  • @jeand2800
    @jeand2800 7 лет назад +39

    At least it didn't happen in Florida, but then again we have alligators.

  • @Rielestkid
    @Rielestkid 7 лет назад +34

    Isn't that a picture of an Alligator not a crocodile...

    • @xe_ex
      @xe_ex 7 лет назад +9

      Croo ookie a lot of ppl don't know the difference

    • @TheBlindArcher.
      @TheBlindArcher. 7 лет назад +5

      I'm glad someone else caught that...
      look at the snout.

    • @AfricanGirl
      @AfricanGirl 5 лет назад

      what's the difference ¿¿¿ lol

    • @gregoryglover3132
      @gregoryglover3132 5 лет назад

      Croo ookie differently a Gator

  • @nickiminaj7022
    @nickiminaj7022 6 лет назад +10

    He wanted her to know that he has the hardest " croc" 😂😂😂

  • @danielseriki6519
    @danielseriki6519 7 лет назад +28

    In the words of courage the cowardly dog the things i do for love

    • @tremarcez
      @tremarcez 4 года назад +2

      That’s my show 😂😂😂

  • @ezzthemc
    @ezzthemc 3 года назад +5

    Of course he's Australian 🙄

  • @6ix563
    @6ix563 7 лет назад +40

    That one dislike is birdman lol

    • @moeyjoe
      @moeyjoe 5 лет назад +1

      "Tally Wacker" 😂😂😂

  • @bcole1637
    @bcole1637 7 лет назад +33

    i said it once and i'll say it over and over again..people are just a special kind of stupid these days

  • @jujuIV
    @jujuIV 6 лет назад +5

    Lmao and after all that he defiantly didn’t secure her talking about some “she’s really not that special she’s just another girl” 😂😂😂 boy you should’ve just kept confessing your love to her since you already risk your life🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @scienceisall2632
    @scienceisall2632 7 лет назад +3

    He sounds cool with it. That's not a knife mate, this is a knife. Australians are some badasses

  • @loyalfans-kxngunkasaxxx2223
    @loyalfans-kxngunkasaxxx2223 7 лет назад +11

    "Bit off your little Willy mate" LMAO

  • @2cents2
    @2cents2 7 лет назад +25

    My way of impressing a girl is going to McDonald's before ordering from dollar menu & pulling out a stack of ones so she thinks I have money 😉

  • @MeekeeKobellaDrNP
    @MeekeeKobellaDrNP 5 лет назад +3

    I guess she was impressed that he survived.

  • @animec-dramaskpop6362
    @animec-dramaskpop6362 7 лет назад +21

    HAHAHA It's not funny, but it's funny! HAHAHA!

  • @marckn.3520
    @marckn.3520 7 лет назад +4

    "So what's so special about her"
    "Nothing really, just another girl"
    Dissed her on TV. xD

  • @HenryDube72
    @HenryDube72 7 лет назад +2

    "Everything material and superficial..." spot on Leonard

  • @Mrforever34
    @Mrforever34 7 лет назад +7

    Don't even got the play a second of the video to figure he was white lmao

  • @dancepro67
    @dancepro67 7 лет назад +5

    She still said no when he asked her out

  • @regularfoo-99
    @regularfoo-99 7 лет назад +8

    Yee said boy Charlemagne talking that talk to me 😫😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Lokey_8664
    @Lokey_8664 7 лет назад +5

    I give the croc donkey of the day for not having lunch.

  • @JacaboBlanco
    @JacaboBlanco 7 лет назад +1

    The girl didn't even give him a sympathy bang! saw the article on UK daily mail

  • @shannonyoung290
    @shannonyoung290 6 лет назад +1

    This is the funniest one yet 😂

  • @kodedlux
    @kodedlux 7 лет назад +8

    its a teenager y'all

  • @spikeleroy9506
    @spikeleroy9506 7 лет назад +2

    Lmao i remember this shit 😂buddy was a fool

  • @BigPoppa23
    @BigPoppa23 6 лет назад +1

    Good choice for Donkey of the Day! ✌️

  • @officialrawbay
    @officialrawbay 6 лет назад +1

    5:00 😂😂😂Charlagmane been spending too much time with Shultz

  • @BTheTrue
    @BTheTrue 7 лет назад +6

    what's new...men have been performing feats to impress women since the beginning of time...

  • @jerrihendrixx
    @jerrihendrixx 7 лет назад +3

    Lmfao charlamagne always make me laugh

  • @danielleigh2281
    @danielleigh2281 7 лет назад +3

    that's not a croc in the picture , that's an alligator

  • @stevemacias6224
    @stevemacias6224 3 года назад +1

    croc of the day

  • @ctaylor2805
    @ctaylor2805 6 лет назад +1

    kid has balls of steel

  • @stephen2108
    @stephen2108 5 лет назад +1

    I thought it was a Florida man

  • @jenniferruiz2330
    @jenniferruiz2330 6 лет назад +1

    Lucky he survived. Crocs are like Gators on steroids

  • @CaptainCreature
    @CaptainCreature 5 лет назад +1

    Ironically, the vid is about a crocodile but the thumbnail in the vid is an alligator

  • @missalpha_essence3926
    @missalpha_essence3926 7 лет назад +2

    Look at Charlamagne preaching to em!!!

  • @giyuuJK
    @giyuuJK 6 лет назад +1

    He better be lucky that he wasn't in a river full of hippopotamus

  • @talkindurinthemovie
    @talkindurinthemovie 7 лет назад +7

    but why would that impress me

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 7 лет назад

      talkindurinthemovie ikr????😞

  • @ExotiKZBoy17
    @ExotiKZBoy17 5 лет назад

    If anyone gave this a thumbs down, you're a sadist

  • @Ghostfacekilla999
    @Ghostfacekilla999 6 лет назад

    craziest people from Florida, the Bronx and Australia

  • @t_taylor1517
    @t_taylor1517 7 лет назад +8

    don't even have to listen by just looking at the title

  • @blvkmirror8388
    @blvkmirror8388 7 лет назад +5

    He trying way too hard...If a smile, wink of the eye, conversation & compliments isn't good enough...Then its duece's have a nice day..Jumping in the river with a crocodile to impress women i never heard of that.

  • @MISTERTWISTER-jr8cb
    @MISTERTWISTER-jr8cb 6 лет назад +1

    CHARLEMAGNE DIDN'T LISTEN TO HIS GRANNYS ADVICE, THATS WHY HE LIVES BY MONEY, CAUSE HE HAS NO MANNERS.

  • @prettythang3038
    @prettythang3038 5 лет назад

    He tryna be steve irwin😂😂
    This Aussie man

  • @K_patts8370
    @K_patts8370 7 лет назад +1

    called thinning the herd, he got off lucky! dunmy!!

  • @mrputtogether
    @mrputtogether 5 лет назад +1

    GATOR DONT PLAY NO 💩

  • @MountandbladeSteppeNomad
    @MountandbladeSteppeNomad 3 года назад

    he fought the corc for the girl that actually kinda badass

  • @jayomarion5502
    @jayomarion5502 5 лет назад

    😂😂"if you can make her laugh,you can get that ass"😂😂#CTGstillkillsmeman

  • @Londonlink
    @Londonlink 6 лет назад +1

    News was rude as hell - Tell us what happened go on lmaoo

  • @sportperson9789
    @sportperson9789 7 лет назад +7

    sounds about white

  • @bharris0619
    @bharris0619 7 лет назад +1

    Charlemagne being nice is not a guarantee that you will get a woman. Please stop lying to the fellas. All that other stuff, is on point.

  • @robertjames5927
    @robertjames5927 7 лет назад +2

    o shit he is alive. LMFAO

  • @AshababyO
    @AshababyO 7 лет назад

    Why do all that when it sounds like you already had it the night before?!! Smh. Lol

  • @Gromish23
    @Gromish23 7 лет назад +2

    natural selection

  • @rascoppermilitantwarrior7289
    @rascoppermilitantwarrior7289 7 лет назад +1

    did he get the pum pum after that!!!!!

  • @mwambak1438
    @mwambak1438 7 лет назад +1

    Anyone from Perth Australia .. .. You know what to do ^^^^

  • @haleyclarke1332
    @haleyclarke1332 7 лет назад +2

    Charla on point!!

  • @moefax1900
    @moefax1900 7 лет назад +9

    at 18 all you gotta do to impress a broad your age is have a job, car and your own place, even with a roommate. i did and i was knockin diff broads down all the time.

    • @CallxMexLos
      @CallxMexLos 5 лет назад

      Moe Fax so sad but so true, it’s a shame how shallow some women can be

  • @twirlyturd4364
    @twirlyturd4364 6 лет назад

    you should get donkey of the day for having an alligator as a thumbnail

  • @rhysmaaannn3778
    @rhysmaaannn3778 7 лет назад

    Straya mate that's a standard day hahaha

  • @ellinmelin3231
    @ellinmelin3231 7 лет назад

    THIS ONCE HAPPEND TO ME IN A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL.

  • @alikayosan1692
    @alikayosan1692 6 лет назад

    These crocodiles need some milk

  • @mgmassey174
    @mgmassey174 5 лет назад

    Darwin award

  • @Lynntheintuitive
    @Lynntheintuitive 6 лет назад

    "Auscralia" lol

  • @jetic
    @jetic 6 лет назад

    If you can make here laugh, you can get that ass ~ Charlamayne tha God, 2018

  • @havealot2say
    @havealot2say 5 лет назад

    Why are there stairs in a crocodile infested river?

  • @The40Glock1
    @The40Glock1 7 лет назад +1

    I fucks with Charlemagne keeps that shit real

  • @bl00dhoney
    @bl00dhoney 7 лет назад

    why is Charlemagne blowing up Malcolm Gladwell's spot like that??

    • @angeleyes3319
      @angeleyes3319 7 лет назад

      Right he got the white boy nerd look down packed...incognito nigga. Don't put that man out like that.

  • @syleiswiley266
    @syleiswiley266 7 лет назад

    That's some of that stupid primal stuff that guys do to spread that seed lol

  • @markluseno386
    @markluseno386 6 лет назад +1

    Be a nice guy to get a woman,c'mon man,the women don't like that lol😂😂

  • @IXIKAYAKOxSAEKIIXI
    @IXIKAYAKOxSAEKIIXI 5 лет назад

    I know I’m two years too late but being nice is a lie

  • @fruitloops2547
    @fruitloops2547 7 лет назад +1

    Donkey of the day goes to the breakfast club for not knowing the difference between a crocodile and an alligator

  • @tyshembethea2214
    @tyshembethea2214 2 года назад

    Nigga punched a crocodile. This whole story is insane

  • @princesstype6926
    @princesstype6926 7 лет назад

    Still tryna sound tuff "I managed to get a good punch in on it's eye" "Just another girl" I hope that crocodile find him in his home town. Mr tough guy.

  • @1Atlkid
    @1Atlkid 7 лет назад

    My man...take this L from MD.

  • @jdholmes0011
    @jdholmes0011 4 года назад

    she just another girl... u probably just killed all chances wtf

  • @zovanhogue6447
    @zovanhogue6447 7 лет назад

    I'm fucking dying!!!

  • @johnyindigo8932
    @johnyindigo8932 6 лет назад

    I could get there cousins to this lol and then SKRRRT!!! back home and pretend like it had nothing to do with me lol.

  • @diypictures
    @diypictures 7 лет назад +1

    "Pussy kills"- Nas

  • @kinneykolah8126
    @kinneykolah8126 6 лет назад

    If you make her laugh then you get that ass, lol cthagod ain’t lyin, look at all these comedians gfs and wives

  • @elmascavidal1797
    @elmascavidal1797 6 лет назад

    This dude lived..... 😮

  • @ludens1526
    @ludens1526 7 лет назад +1

    I'm 19 why in god's name would I ever do something so stupid?

  • @mrg372
    @mrg372 9 месяцев назад

    It actually pissed me off how long it took Charlemagne to get to the freaking point 😒 “how Evers” and all that nonsense he was speaking at first GOD

  • @michellecohen9492
    @michellecohen9492 7 лет назад +4

    EEDIOT DIS.

  • @rashelstark4587
    @rashelstark4587 7 лет назад

    you just need money 😂

  • @pocahantasmillian
    @pocahantasmillian 7 лет назад

    Hilarious lmao