"can i go to the bathroom?" "idk can you?" "yes I can" and then you leave for the bathroom while making direct eye contact with the teacher to assert dominance
the reason why school nurses use ice is because they have no bandages, it only does as good as a bandage, only helps the sloghtest bit, but at least you get blood off
also: Ice is often recommended for injuries and ailments, as it is a form of cold compression that can help reduce swelling, pain, and inflammation. This reduction of inflammation and pain can help the body's natural healing processes to be more effective. Additionally, cold treatments like ice are generally safe and relatively inexpensive, making them an appealing, accessible option when caring for wounds.
As a 16 year old MAN, I will say pythagorean theorem is easy af, legit it’s just add two number and square root the answer. The thing I’m scared of is trigonometry holy crap that going haunt me.
In 8th grade, our science teacher made us sign a lab safety form at the beginning of the year, which made us think we would be dealing with some cool experiments with chemicals and shit. The most possible harm we could get from "experiments" were from laser pointers (one "experiment" was shooting a laser off of a mirror onto a paper to see the properties of light. Whoop-de-doo.) since they could go in your eyes. And no, this wasn't special ed science or anything, it was just a normal science class. Boring as fuck.
I’m never mad when I have homework. I’d have 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365-366 days a year, no recess, no field trips, no breaks, 16 pages of homework , meals allowed
Idk if I can relate on that last one, although I don’t complain when I’m going to school out loud my brain is envisioning killing everyone in the most brutal ways possible just to get another hour of sleep
Bob has three apples and gives Ovuvuevue 950 apples, while Kwazawaza gets 10 Bananas. Calculate the difference in wavelengths the apples and bananas colour have.
Bro the last one is fr me cause I hate to be with my parents cause sometimes if I tell them something they turn it into a life lesson that goes on for like 30 mins and then if I dont listen to it for 0.001 sec they start beating me up...
Its an online game most teachers play with their students. You have to answer questions correctly and quickly to get the most points and win the game against other students.
Make sure you write a suggestion so I know what kind of slander you want to see next! Thanks for watching!
Anime slander
@@zenpoxz I know to little about anime to create this type of video
@@itschaos007 oh it’s ok thx for listening tho
slander slander
SLAND CHEMISTRY 🤘
"can i go to the bathroom?"
"idk can you?"
"yes I can"
and then you leave for the bathroom while making direct eye contact with the teacher to assert dominance
Sounds like a plan
the whole class when the teacher makes the shittiest joke of all time:
Aren’t we supposed to reply as the whole class? Where are the replies?
Oh wait, there aren’t any. That’s the joke
@@ShafiqRUclips81 what kind of joke is that?
People who laughs from the teacher are stupid the most
@@אביבחדד-ט7ת only teachers pets laugh at the jokes
The 1+2 one is so true, like my teacher will get so mad when I don't explain the steps.
0:32
I feel ya
The guy in the math problem who told you he bought 1/193929873873738 of 977272872729729 apples
I though I had problems until I opened a math book.
I've seen a lot of school slander videos but this one might just be the most true out of all of them
Thanks for the compliment! It's my first ever slander video!
the reason why school nurses use ice is because they have no bandages, it only does as good as a bandage, only helps the sloghtest bit, but at least you get blood off
also: Ice is often recommended for injuries and ailments, as it is a form of cold compression that can help reduce swelling, pain, and inflammation. This reduction of inflammation and pain can help the body's natural healing processes to be more effective. Additionally, cold treatments like ice are generally safe and relatively inexpensive, making them an appealing, accessible option when caring for wounds.
You gotta watch out though. Ice on the bare skin, if left there for to long, can lead to skin damage and in the worst case, to necrosis.
@@itschaos007 yes
The math teacher ones are so true and funny
Bro that nurse part got me i remember some kid actually broke his leg while playing dodgeball and the nurse said use an ice pack 😂
Math teachers trying not to lose their temper every 0.01 second (impossible) :
English teachers trying not to keep the class in till midnight:
Seem like a request!
That is child prisonment
As a human, I have been there
The one of not showing the steps is so true😂
Teachers giving you an F because you didn’t use Italics:
You forgot the "when you open a pack of gum" classic.
my school sells 1 dollar pencils at bookfair
Pythagorean theorem made me laugh because i'm doing that in school
you forgot the kid that sleeps every minute
Will add in the next one.
As a 16 year old MAN, I will say pythagorean theorem is easy af, legit it’s just add two number and square root the answer. The thing I’m scared of is trigonometry holy crap that going haunt me.
Oooh boy you not gonna sleep at night my man.
To be real though, it wasnt that bad when I was still in school. If I made it, you will too.
I mean, I kinda know that pitagoreian stuff but what the heck is the trikonanomehtry
Xiaoling must find the X in order his family to survive
Underrated comment
Guys if the teacher every says "I don't know CAN you?" Just reply "yes" and leave
This is the way
the one with chem teacher with a gun while drinking h2o killed me
Almost an Math Teacher Slander only 🤣🤣
this video is an example how schools are "so magic" and "so fun" except for that a great video :)
In 8th grade, our science teacher made us sign a lab safety form at the beginning of the year, which made us think we would be dealing with some cool experiments with chemicals and shit. The most possible harm we could get from "experiments" were from laser pointers (one "experiment" was shooting a laser off of a mirror onto a paper to see the properties of light. Whoop-de-doo.) since they could go in your eyes. And no, this wasn't special ed science or anything, it was just a normal science class. Boring as fuck.
0:28
This is true and relatable
My teacher is forcing students to buy something for History
And its so goddamn expensive
I’d rather be wasting my money on Robux like the damn child I am
I used to like homework, now I don't even want to look at it.
1:25
Me:🗿 for 12 years straight(no skipping classes🗿)
Pov ur doing a math test: calculate 1+1
Question 2: explain in word form
**slanders school**
**Chad if no slander**
Well then we Better Call Saul...
That one fast dude during the race:
0:39 me to IT teacher: actually i use arch btw
The thumnail is very true☠️
I went to school without complaining, but let me tell you, I _definitely_ did not look like that (1:18).
Press x to doubt
very nice video
Thanks!
One time i got 42% even though all the questions were right but waaa i didnt show how to do 2 + 2
One time in my phys ed class, my teacher said that being an introvert = dead and “sedentary lifestyle”
Based teacher.
Teachers when you take off your blazer for 0.000000000005 seconds:
Let me guess. GB?
@@itschaos007 Wales, but same thing lol.
@@SaraAsked I dont want to sound disrespectful, but school uniforms seem stupid to me.
@@itschaos007 Yeah I wouldn’t say I hate them but I hate how strict they are 💀
Saddest moment ever 0:12
0:29 is so true we had this fundraiser and it cost $1,000 to ride to school in a Firetruck but that is literally a 3 minute ride lol
I’m never mad when I have homework.
I’d have 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365-366 days a year, no recess, no field trips, no breaks, 16 pages of homework , meals allowed
thats crazy 😮😮😮😮😮😮
1:06 good times XD
Idk if I can relate on that last one, although I don’t complain when I’m going to school out loud my brain is envisioning killing everyone in the most brutal ways possible just to get another hour of sleep
Bro Got his schooling from Toilet board Sign.
Why is that.
LMAOOO why was this so relatable 😭😭😭😭
DUDE ITS REALLY GOOD I REALLY LIKE IT LOL👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
0:13 this is true imo, and dont get me started with the auto generated names. The names they generate are all cringey af
Bob has three apples and gives Ovuvuevue 950 apples, while Kwazawaza gets 10 Bananas. Calculate the difference in wavelengths the apples and bananas colour have.
What the f
@@WatWhatWat typical maths equation
@@itschaos007 Yes
@@itschaos007
Nerd: um, its 120 btw-
Chaos... Why... Why would you give us this PTSD... It's all too true... Why
i taught stephen hawking how to walk
Congratulations you're IQ level is now -infinity
Mfs when a teacher asks to help to carry books:
0:34 Here teach ill show my work
2-1 = 1 +1 = 2 divided by 2 is 1 x 2 +1 is 3
"Well little Johny over there did the same so you must have copied him..."
@@itschaos007 "Teacher I am currently sitting 420 meters away from him and I finished my test 0.69 seconds before"
@@Stigma536 So thats who he copied from...
Those are the most complex and complicated math steps to a problem that takes you 3 seconds to solve.
WHY DO WHY DO THE PYAGRATHON THEROM WHEN ITS JUST A THEORY.
Bro’s onto something❌
Bro’s on something✅
Teacher when they see you wearing a Hoodie or Winter Hat and gloves
Too relatable
When your Spanish class is playing Gimkit but the teacher set up the most boring f#cking game ever
293th sub :)
Thank you very much friend!
0:00 then I’ll add y in the equation
Bro the last one is fr me cause I hate to be with my parents cause sometimes if I tell them something they turn it into a life lesson that goes on for like 30 mins and then if I dont listen to it for 0.001 sec they start beating me up...
I am the last one.
bro my ela teacher makes us use our real names, its annoying >:(
Rip fun
Join with your name and then join with a weird name right as the Kahoot starts :)
Hello! 👋Have a good day! ❤
You too my friend!
i wouldn't think you'd have only 130 subs till i looked at it
The video or the sub count?
@@itschaos007 sub count of course. Video is great
@@_MEGAN0VA_ thank you!
my teacher giving me a detention for not doing the working out for 9+11 💀
499 sub
Thank you brother for being part of the journey!
😂😂
I don't complain about school that much.
OK BUT WHO HERE HATES HISTORY?
I ALWAYS GET A GRADE LOWER THAN A B ☹️
bro history is the best frfr
History bad
History is easy
Skill issue ngl history ex
maybe because you're trash
H2O is literally water
Thats the point.
Really?
I thought it had something to do with Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl isoleucine.
@@Armanii2795 i think the joke went right over this guys head. No offense....
@@itschaos007 Yep.
Song name?
Tay K returns to Dreamland 4
@@bishara3062YOOOO TYSM BRO
@@PeterplayzFn you're welcome
Lol
what's a kahoot
Its an online game most teachers play with their students. You have to answer questions correctly and quickly to get the most points and win the game against other students.
Basically a competitive quiz show organized by your teacher with the help of software/app called Kahoot
Haha
534 sub
Thanks for being part of the journey.
@@itschaos007 my pleasure
Who tf says “can I go to the toilet”
💀💀💀
Idk man, after Elon turned us all into robots we don’t use bathrooms.
Who tf says "May I go to the toilet"
@@itschaos007 everyone in my school
@@driving.me.crazy_ crazy folk out there haha.
who says “go to the TOILET” it’s bathroom or restroom
Oh wait nvm
100th comment :D
White is chemistry teacher not maths
Doesnt matter. A meme is a meme. Doesnt have to make sense.
🤓
Bro title ohio but school version
Bro Talk About School Lunch 🤢🤮
unfunny af
Thanks for the feedback.
No this stuff actually good
@@Wyi-the-rogue Thank you brother.