Btw, on the "kid who stole his mom's credit card" one, you forgot to add that he had control, and when you say it's bad for low levels, he says "I'm not low, I'm level 300" and says "grinding mastery is EZ I have 2x mastery"
Bro the "evil bounty hunter" one , i remember a kid kept trying to kill me , and i left the server , AND HE STILL FOLLOWED ME , i left again , he joined and we did this for like 15 min till i left and went to watch one piece.
Did you ever notice that light flight gets slower to the point of sand flight speed its because of your hp if youre low it will be slow as sand if youre full it will be ofc light speed
Blox Fruits: **starts World War 3** Uncle Kizaru: "The stock is descent today, what could possibly go wrong on this fine day. Let's go say hi to this nice people."
Player idea: the bounty hunter that tries to kill you when you are heading to the raids. That terrible bounty hunter that dies. That guy who tries to kill you in a safe zone That new world max player thst is in new world to troll and spam Ls The barrier troller. That’s it
When the unlucky and lucky people came in it really opened my eyes bdcause i keep getting things like chop bomb spike and i wantes dough or light 1 day i got dough and light in the same day than gave light to my friend since he was nice to me
I’m the Jojo fan and the unlucky one, I have beat swan over 150 times over the past week and never got swan glasses a single time and have beat black beard a lot too but no dark coat :(
Yes he first lucky guy was on my friend list he has me on discord he woke up screaming at 3 am calling idk why but now I know it was literally him screaming cause he met u lol
Imagine getting called runner even though you're flying ;)
Imagine being called trash when your good
@@Baddino45 same energy as the coment
True
@@reki5865 no because that comment is kinda sarcastic the other is serious
Bruh I saw you in another video comment section lol
Btw, on the "kid who stole his mom's credit card" one, you forgot to add that he had control, and when you say it's bad for low levels, he says "I'm not low, I'm level 300" and says "grinding mastery is EZ I have 2x mastery"
@bruh moment proof?
@Lunarifyyy i don’t see the joke in the comment
A wise man once said
...
- Uncle Kizaru
You when he said . In that quote I felt it
@@loudboyslive9112 the best part was .
I feel like theres a deeper meaning in . Right
I find it annoying when people do that
@@Human_traain ...
Literally I always see the number 2 lol.
Same
Same
I am number 2 lol
Its because they have nothing better to do then just follow you all over the map just to get 1kill
=/
4:12 this reminded me a one piece scene.
?
@@Kjsolos yes
6:20 “gimme rabax” lol
0:33 the fact that he chased you in water when he wasnt a fishman made me laugh
4:13 xD im soo laugh in this meme haha
When you are max lvl and still farming levels.
XD
@Sean Richjeard B Rapera ØwØ ok
@@mil4023 k
@@sombrits k
@Sean Richjeard B Rapera ØwØ it wasnt supposed to be funny plus no one gives a shit if u dont care ur not special here
3:26 rip rip indra for having a son like him
Double rip xD
Pro-tender:*lying and showing off*
Uncle Kizaru:"im about to end this man's whole career"
the evil bounty hunter one shouldve been called "the thirsty bounty hunters"
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
The one i hate the most is the bounty hunter! I love ur vids Uncle Kizaru keep up the good work!
yep bounty hunters chase and bully me in public servers lol
@@UncleKizaru thats why i grind in private server free fruits and ez levels!
Uncle Kizaru but aren’t u a hunter u have like 3 million honor :3
Me: hates bounty hunter 4 life
4 month later : am a bounty hunter
@@khvrtify9178 Maybe he just kills bosses
Your broke: PANIK
You find the legendary sword dealer: CALM
Your broke: PANIKKKKK
bruh i feel so touched when he said jojo fans first bc no yt ever says jojo fans first atleast
Xd
Yeah
Nop
@@pentakaiser9186 ok
Watch daigrock his a jojo fan lol
Uncle: waste money on ships
Me: looks at his light
Also me: :/
But u need ship to spawn sb
Ha
@@nyx5334 wtf is wrong with your profile picture
@@kkanjjii1554 yea their weird
@@alexplays6102 ITS A BROOM
4:13 a mutahar laugh meme, i didn't know uncle was a man of culture
Why do you copy daigrock and going in this channel....
ッORCA he didn’t
@@ianinnit390 sucka i support daigrock #WATERGANG
Uncle of culter
Bro this time stamp sent me to a barbie commercial
If uncle replies this comment i will cry my self to sleep (it's 3:48 am rn where I am)
lol get some sleep man
@@UncleKizaru Wow u made him cry.....
@@kaizosky8307 tears of joy I think
@@UncleKizaru XD good point
ah man I’m late 😭😭
9:24 lol he had ice awaken. I saw dat.. xD
I also love your vids there a good entertaiment while quarentain
Toxic bounty hunter: haha boy
Me:*nearly kills him*
Toxic bounty hunter:gotta go fast!!!
6:34 It was at this moment that he knew, *he f****d up*
guess who back back again, Keep up the good content!
When that guy say his dad own this game
I’m laughing so hard man
Everytime someone bounty hunts me without giving up. I'll just go to mansion and taunt them and make them mad.
My dad owns the game-
Rip_indra sitting watching this asking if they have a child:
⊙_⊙
Rip_xindrason: guess i'll die
Uncle kizaru: did i ever told you that time i got criticizied by one of my crew?
Well your criticising the moon
I hate the awakened fruit nerds that come to first sea and kill noobs like myself when trying to buy fruit
Bro the "evil bounty hunter" one , i remember a kid kept trying to kill me , and i left the server , AND HE STILL FOLLOWED ME , i left again , he joined and we did this for like 15 min till i left and went to watch one piece.
LMAO HOLD UP, what's your username?
there is a player who wont give up to kill me buh uno reverse card to him i have dough and ora ora at the sea until his death (i have fisherman v2)
@@treyj0074 fishermen are gay
@@littlewizard9058 but uncle kizaru is a fishmen
@@littlewizard9058 gay is Not really an curse word
BEST BLOX FRUIT RUclipsR IN THE WORLD HERE GUYS. UNCLE KIZARU, PLEASE MAKE MORE VIDS LIKE THIS
The best way to use light flight to escape bounty hunter is to fly straight up!
Pro-tender: "I'm so op"
_Doesn't even have full body haki_
maybe he switched to stage 1
Yea, stage 1 haki dont make all of your skin just go all black
And colored haki
"That guy that only has only found bomb"
thats me sad memories
6:30 I have Light V2 so I just fly around the back of the safezone
3:49 his haki ain't even complete lol
haki editor moment
@@CommonGrimeConsumer true XD
6:05 is the funniest clip I've seen in my life
Kid: You disgusts me...
*GETS EVEN CLOSER*
Joke on u the pro-tender is just a time traveler
Aye bois, Tell me my acting was good for the mums credit card
.
:I tell me if u need an actress ;)
it was PERFECT 👌
@@Yukizu but well aint a youtube
Snow Emperor I feel bad for ur Mum :( she worked hours for that money.
It wasn’t perfect... u said how much roux to go new world... but u alr have fishmen v3
What editing software do you use
“Phoenix”
“Trash fruit”
Phoenix mains like me:
i’m gonna pretend like i didn’t see that
Phoenix is best for swordman ngl
@@deckduck2154 is that a joke?
7:21 cant ignore the fact that they in the same crew
Me: I’m going to my room guys don’t come in
My entire family: 6:14
Control users: Throws your boat.
Barrier users: I hope you know how to swim.
The Fanboy got me looking dumb because of how much I was laughing...
i found shisui without, waiting for sword dealers and i also got buddha fruit without fruit tracker. am i lucky or not?
1 percent of vid: content
99 percent of vid: R E B E X
6:14 damn he just wanted his tea
The kid who stole mom credit card
Kid: how many rubox cost to go in new world
Uncle: need lvl 700 not rubox
Marco: Look at his fin v3 hahahaha
i need to ask HOW LONG DO YOU TAKE TO EDIT YOUR VIDEOS CAUSE there are tons of edits
When you attack a light user:
The light user: *holds f*
GAS GAS GAS . IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS TONIGHTTTT.
@@hongtriphan7507 dont step in me
i love every video u making i hope u upload more :D
Hello uncle kizaru goodmorning(in my place)
good morning
Are you indo
Funny thing is that happened to me a couple hours ago the annoying control fruit users
8TH I LOVE YOUR VIDS
thx :D
When I’m getting bounty hunted I use my mink v3 and epic dodging skills to wait for combat to run out then leave
Same
The "I stole my mums credit card" is chunky. Full offence
Did you ever notice that light flight gets slower to the point of sand flight speed its because of your hp if youre low it will be slow as sand if youre full it will be ofc light speed
Serpent's wrath get's faster the lower the hp
Running out of content
uncle kizaru more like auntie kizary
Finally a vid from our favorite admiral
Edit: am unlucky but sometimes my luck come stroker than a tsunami B)
The evil bounty hunter had me dead lol. Subscribed
My God its been foreva since Uncle made these kinds of vids only og's remember the part 1
Legend says the evil bounty hunter is still bounty hunting without dieing and wont give up
3:03 he didnt even know he was in stream LOL
Dafuk brando ackerman
Yes lol
You made me smile after a very long time. :)
Nice vid :3
u forgot one
"PRETEND NOOB"
noobs but so strong
Pro-tender: “I’m in new world”
Also Protender: uses Saber
Sabre is pretty good
Funfact :light flight speed gets slower the lower your health and energy.
Wait rlly?!
So thats why my light flight get slow...i thought i glitched ;)
Congrat uncle kizaru u finally got the Dark Coat 😁
Blox Fruits: **starts World War 3**
Uncle Kizaru: "The stock is descent today, what could possibly go wrong on this fine day. Let's go say hi to this nice people."
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Lol u tried to hide in a building as I expect u to know observation haki go brrrrrrr
This video deserves not sleeping.I think im an insomniac now.
So cool
2:08 How did he the bounty hunter used a rumble move when the bounty hunter got paw?
yea
I'm number 10 and also the unlucky one
im always watching and wating this content :D
Nice vid Idol
Uncle kizaru can i ask you a question?
you just did
@@UncleKizaru no i literaly mean can i ask a question
hmmmm LOL
@@UncleKizaru i have 1200 robux should i buy yoru or 2x mastery and x2 chance drop its hard to dicide :V
@@bellcranel3603 hmm i dont really think yoru worth but do keep in mind that this is coming from a guy who only uses saddi in raids XD
Hey I want to know your background music wen your farming maybe like one piece song :)
Hey uncle. I joined yout group so can you tell me how to rank up? Please reply to this.
Player idea: the bounty hunter that tries to kill you when you are heading to the raids.
That terrible bounty hunter that dies.
That guy who tries to kill you in a safe zone
That new world max player thst is in new world to troll and spam Ls
The barrier troller.
That’s it
When the unlucky and lucky people came in it really opened my eyes bdcause i keep getting things like chop bomb spike and i wantes dough or light 1 day i got dough and light in the same day than gave light to my friend since he was nice to me
OMG Magic who is in the video my brother why not me
5:11 taht was me when I stared 😂
6:31
Uncle:What could possibly go wrong today?
Also him:*gets attacked
Also him:Guess no :/
Edit:pls heart my comment uncle
1:00 people always do that to me when im grinding even after they realize they are 400 levels ahead of me and my bounty is 300k
6:33 YE what possibly go wrong... a sec later germans fists from nowhere
I feel sorry for uncle lizard dang 😂😂😂
Oluwajoba Sobule lizard?
I messed up the thing auto correct of😱
Oof
5:29 when fanboy comes and fire comes
Don’t forget about the people who dress up as characters from the anime
I dress up as Luffy lol
0:23 COOL I LOVE Jojo
10:37 hey i know magic!😆
The bad thing about that dudes luck is that he missed rumble in the stock 4 times
@@mango_joos8663 me too lol
6:07 the dangerous word for uncle kizaru
I like how his crew name is the light of the sea and he’s using light awakened.
He doesn't dum dum
Fun fact:uncle kizaru used to play dragon ball a final stand and help the gray dude with his showcases btw
I’m the Jojo fan and the unlucky one, I have beat swan over 150 times over the past week and never got swan glasses a single time and have beat black beard a lot too but no dark coat :(
The swan is sad but the black beard is normal 1.5 chance drop or twice is u have 2x drop chance
Uncle Kizaru: this why I play on private server
Me: this is the reason why I played on blox fruits
Yes he first lucky guy was on my friend list he has me on discord he woke up screaming at 3 am calling idk why but now I know it was literally him screaming cause he met u lol