Dream builds his "Evil" base while Technoblade makes fun of him being homeless - Dream SMP

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  • Dream builds his "Evil" base while Technoblade makes fun of him being homeless - Dream SMP
    Dream and Techno gets in an argument about dream not having a home so dream goes into the wilderness and starts building his evil base and technoblade makes fun of him for it.
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    #Technoblade #TommyInnit #DreamSMP
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  • @aplatypus7651
    @aplatypus7651 3 года назад +4564

    "Homewastaken"
    -Technoblade, the art of roasting

    • @sad...4854
      @sad...4854 3 года назад +240

      And homenotfound

    • @thecat4404
      @thecat4404 3 года назад +19

      *_LMAO_*

    • @joshuapere997
      @joshuapere997 3 года назад +13

      It probably was a dono or a comment

    • @mrmeowingtonw
      @mrmeowingtonw 3 года назад +3

      @@sad...4854 would like but on 69

    • @kiwuuspurr1927
      @kiwuuspurr1927 3 года назад +6

      more like, *home not found* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @SPACEHARICE
    @SPACEHARICE 3 года назад +4376

    Dream shows up to Tommy
    Intimidating
    Dream shows up to techno
    Gets bullied

    • @aidanarmaggeddon
      @aidanarmaggeddon 3 года назад +324

      No one can escape Technoblade's Art of Cyberbullying

    • @tokumo2190
      @tokumo2190 3 года назад +185

      he literally made bullying a career

    • @Blackgaming-fj9ph
      @Blackgaming-fj9ph 3 года назад +62

      It's because he is a mutated teletuby

    • @moonwolf9250
      @moonwolf9250 3 года назад +8

      I do not like this techno person

    • @hazel_1237
      @hazel_1237 3 года назад +25

      oh...maybe dream bullys tommy because he wants to get rid of the anger about the bullying from techno, that is a very sad reason even if it is a script and roleplayed and stuff

  • @anmer9272
    @anmer9272 3 года назад +2113

    I love how when Techno offered "You can sleep here under like a tree or something." Dream was quiet as if he was actually considering it.

    • @bababubatz8351
      @bababubatz8351 3 года назад +47

      He probably was lmaoo

    • @guidinglight9082
      @guidinglight9082 2 года назад +19

      Sleeping under trees is kinda comfortable because of all the fresh air!

    • @marvin532
      @marvin532 2 года назад +7

      @@guidinglight9082 rain

    • @whoasked376
      @whoasked376 2 года назад +3

      @Harnain Dhaliwal did you know lol backwards is lol

    • @m.kcharles2977
      @m.kcharles2977 2 года назад

      @@whoasked376 did you know did backwards is did

  • @Barple_Bapkins
    @Barple_Bapkins 3 года назад +850

    Dream then: "I have the biggest and most technologically advanced base on the server"
    Dream now: *stays in the biggest build on the server and the most technologically advanced build ever*
    Epic foreshadowing is epic

    • @PinkiKumari-vy1ef
      @PinkiKumari-vy1ef 3 года назад +76

      You mean prison

    • @Fluttershys_bong
      @Fluttershys_bong 3 года назад +37

      @@PinkiKumari-vy1ef THIS SINGULAR REPLY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

    • @bruuuuuhhhhhhh
      @bruuuuuhhhhhhh 2 года назад +15

      That’s what techno says in their prison streams, he says almost exactly what you said

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 7 месяцев назад +1

      He got bullied into it. When he was lookin at homes i bet he was like "hmm, but theres this really big one with redstone.. fuck i can hear him laughing at me for not having a house that one time.. FUCK IT ITS MY HOUSE"

  • @annaleise657
    @annaleise657 3 года назад +10457

    dream's small pause after techno offers him shelter got me. he was seriously contemplating it. rip dream

    • @quesproductions7170
      @quesproductions7170 3 года назад +935

      The rational part of me was hoping dream paused because he was calculating that if he did stay with Tech he could keep an eye on Tommy.
      The meme side was calling him poor

    • @alliu6562
      @alliu6562 3 года назад +210

      @@quesproductions7170 both is good

    • @phoenixtheborked5465
      @phoenixtheborked5465 3 года назад +61

      @@alliu6562 Agreed!

    • @Mei-uy9ve
      @Mei-uy9ve 3 года назад +79

      He was considering it o-o

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 3 года назад +17

      @@quesproductions7170 both are good

  • @szitasialexszitasialex6459
    @szitasialexszitasialex6459 3 года назад +2463

    Dream: builds a house
    Techno in the background: POOR

    • @S0fizzy
      @S0fizzy 3 года назад +26

      *POOR*

    • @Unknownuser-vq9ul
      @Unknownuser-vq9ul 3 года назад +40

      *quietly turns on creative mode*
      Haha Diamond block brrr.

    • @spillthetae7465
      @spillthetae7465 3 года назад +16

      @@Unknownuser-vq9ul he’s flexing 😹

    • @skypfo734
      @skypfo734 3 года назад +8

      @@Unknownuser-vq9ul he actually had those diamond blocks he just was seeing how terrible they would look

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it
    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 года назад +1550

    Dream normally: a big manipulator and a scary evil blob
    Dream after techno bully’s him: *a sad big blob*

  • @ana-lx2wn
    @ana-lx2wn 3 года назад +702

    The silence after Techno put down that bed made me think that he was seriously considering the option

    • @omao4938
      @omao4938 3 года назад +59

      Dream was imagining what it would be to sleep in an actual bed.

    • @deuteriumtritium9700
      @deuteriumtritium9700 3 года назад +11

      Ifkr😂😂

  • @talianiwa
    @talianiwa 3 года назад +11053

    “you wouldn’t know my house they go to another school” LMFAOOo

    • @Kale6196
      @Kale6196 3 года назад +18

      uh

    • @SpiritexYT
      @SpiritexYT 3 года назад +400

      You can't read this comment it goes to another school

    • @jl_sim0587
      @jl_sim0587 3 года назад +46

      @@SpiritexYT lmao you got me

    • @alexwarriorsagegaming1337
      @alexwarriorsagegaming1337 3 года назад +11

      Lol

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 3 года назад +5

      @@alexwarriorsagegaming1337 never gonna kombat you up
      ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

  • @killertails1244
    @killertails1244 3 года назад +5455

    “His real estate value went from 5 dollars to 3 dollars” - Techno
    Techno is a huge troll lmao

    • @skelet8337
      @skelet8337 3 года назад +93

      Then he said from 3 to 1 after the creeper blow up in his base

    • @manwithnodrip9142
      @manwithnodrip9142 3 года назад +7

      @@skelet8337are you joking or nah cuz I heard 5 to 3

    • @manwithnodrip9142
      @manwithnodrip9142 3 года назад +14

      6:53

    • @You-vm6yr
      @You-vm6yr 3 года назад +26

      @@manwithnodrip9142 he said 3 to 1 dollar after that, but it's not included here

    • @noob9768
      @noob9768 3 года назад +1

      Why is it when i read this he said that at the same time

  • @Mei-qn4hv
    @Mei-qn4hv 3 года назад +644

    I can't decide whether this is canon or not like did the script just say:
    "After Dream visits bully him about him being homeless"

    • @roscoe4943
      @roscoe4943 3 года назад +90

      I hope the script said “bully a homeless man into making a house and then make fun of it”

    • @RobotAnimals
      @RobotAnimals 2 года назад +69

      I like to imagine this was unscripted and Techno just decided “the lore can wait this is more important”

    • @jenniferchaulam
      @jenniferchaulam 2 года назад +7

      /like there's some foreshadowing on the prison,so miiiiiiight be scripted?

    • @Lina-iv8il
      @Lina-iv8il Год назад +3

      Let's be honest here Technoblade (rip the king 👑) would have done this script or no script

  • @NCEA141
    @NCEA141 3 года назад +353

    "This guy is some how more broke than tommyinnit." - technoblade

  • @EvRational
    @EvRational 3 года назад +3582

    He’s to good at bullying I need to study this .

    • @DiegoGonzalez-mc7mq
      @DiegoGonzalez-mc7mq 3 года назад +152

      "The Art of Bullying by Saberui"
      I can already see the success of that book

    • @Masked_Vigilant3
      @Masked_Vigilant3 3 года назад +15

      (In Minecraft)*** of course

    • @sizoi9520
      @sizoi9520 3 года назад

      1 k like

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 3 года назад +7

      Could you send me a copy of the books?

    • @CyberRacer
      @CyberRacer 3 года назад +8

      Techno did psychology so he knew how to get into dream lol

  • @sovathavongkhun9996
    @sovathavongkhun9996 3 года назад +3374

    “HouseWasTaken” and “HouseNotFound” really get me.

    • @ronansahagun1875
      @ronansahagun1875 3 года назад +13

      I know right

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 3 года назад +71

      XD
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      (Ooh, give you up)
      (Ooh, give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @irmen3217
      @irmen3217 3 года назад +6

      ikr

    • @BillTheDisaster
      @BillTheDisaster 3 года назад +33

      @@rempuia69 even I get Rick rolled from the comments LMAO

    • @Ninhydride
      @Ninhydride 3 года назад +23

      @@rempuia69 I hate you for this

  • @LOLAtomic_X
    @LOLAtomic_X 3 года назад +372

    Plot twist: Techno and dream are still In a call

    • @bubuwin745
      @bubuwin745 3 года назад +4

      Really?

    • @tojifushiguro8875
      @tojifushiguro8875 3 года назад +12

      @@bubuwin745 says “plot twist” so i don’t think so

    • @emilinne
      @emilinne 3 года назад +7

      Another plot twist: Dream wasnt on deafen

    • @Buh-byee
      @Buh-byee 3 года назад +4

      Plot twist: techno was on mute

  • @clickeggorubad7410
    @clickeggorubad7410 3 года назад +570

    When a block game smp is more entertaining than movies with millions in budget

    • @vigorouslygaming5917
      @vigorouslygaming5917 2 года назад +11

      Called improvisation... only geniuses achieve mastery of said subject.

  • @justsomeguywithtattoos6267
    @justsomeguywithtattoos6267 3 года назад +4393

    Idk what is funnier: the fact that techno bullied dream into building his first house, or that he bullied him into destroying it afterwards

  • @notnova3821
    @notnova3821 3 года назад +4491

    When dream is more broke than tommyinnit.

    • @amehwican
      @amehwican 3 года назад +16

      grammar eeEEE

    • @usecodekiwi6472
      @usecodekiwi6472 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @T1MukGi
      @T1MukGi 3 года назад +8

      I read it as soon as he said it lol

    • @oldblo0d
      @oldblo0d 3 года назад +16

      @@amehwican when dream is brokerer them tommyinnit

    • @demonwolf5250
      @demonwolf5250 3 года назад +3

      He is 😂

  • @isabellekma1159
    @isabellekma1159 3 года назад +137

    "He has access to creator mode and THIS is his house" pls techno the shade 😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @comfyburd138
    @comfyburd138 3 года назад +89

    "You wouldn't know my house, it goes to another school!" Gets me every time.

  • @derpymule7977
    @derpymule7977 3 года назад +6724

    I love how perfect this bit is for Techno. When Dream shows up literally anywhere else, people are terrified and just generally in awe at him. But when he shows up for Techno, he just bullies him out of his house and completely undermines him the entire time. Techno just could not care less about who Dream is and it’s beautiful.

  • @yoonshoo
    @yoonshoo 3 года назад +8519

    The fact that Techno bullied Dream into making a house is hilarious 😂😂

    • @BisMC
      @BisMC 3 года назад +276

      He bullied him so hard

    • @BisMC
      @BisMC 3 года назад +141

      DESTROY THE HOMELESS (in Minecraft)
      Edit: the 4th reply is a bit**

    • @unbleed1337
      @unbleed1337 3 года назад +20

      Lol

    • @JimmehBoah
      @JimmehBoah 3 года назад +28

      @@BisMC And real life

    • @walutin7675
      @walutin7675 3 года назад +24

      @@JimmehBoah wth man?

  • @user-ml4ql3yi6q
    @user-ml4ql3yi6q 3 года назад +183

    I just wanna say when Dream started to jump around in front of the house after fixing up the creeper hole, he looked so Proud and happy of his house! 🥺🥺

  • @axxtol835
    @axxtol835 3 года назад +61

    “It’s huge it has red stone”
    *Dream in a prison*

  • @ant5894
    @ant5894 3 года назад +3798

    Dream is funny playing along with techno’s stream and writing a diary about what techno was talking about

    • @rhoydplaz2853
      @rhoydplaz2853 3 года назад +32

      Hahahaha

    • @LukeeBoi
      @LukeeBoi 3 года назад +198

      Imagine he just knew that techno was watching and he just kept playing along
      Edit: Hello past me, idk why i made this comment, i think i didnt know it was scripted lmao

    • @ant5894
      @ant5894 3 года назад +93

      @@LukeeBoi that’s what I am saying lol

    • @rhoydplaz2853
      @rhoydplaz2853 3 года назад +66

      @@LukeeBoi ITS EXACTLY WHATS HIS SAYING

    • @ewanko3450
      @ewanko3450 3 года назад +21

      @@LukeeBoi well it was improv....

  • @Nyo_07
    @Nyo_07 3 года назад +3852

    Best lines are when techno called him a slow runner

    • @favudd
      @favudd 3 года назад +133

      Nope the best was "HouseWasTaken ? I'd rather say House Not Found, am I right ? 😂 "

    • @tird8534
      @tird8534 3 года назад +6

      Same

    • @urmom-tw6cd
      @urmom-tw6cd 3 года назад +3

      Who?

    • @mrmholmberg8475
      @mrmholmberg8475 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @olioliv3s
    @olioliv3s 2 года назад +51

    I love how this man had netherite the “hardest thing to get” and still doesn’t have wood...

  • @elinnun
    @elinnun 3 года назад +82

    i can hear the smile in his tone when he said “prove- prove you have a house bring me to it”

    • @elinnun
      @elinnun 2 года назад

      @JustChillin yes, but maybe just some people? when we listen to people speaking we may unconsciously pick up on all sorts of cues from their tone, which help us to interpret the speaker. just something i googled

  • @sen7285
    @sen7285 3 года назад +2964

    Alt title: Snow Pig Cyberbullies Green Teletubby Into Making a House

    • @boogeyman8086
      @boogeyman8086 3 года назад +64

      Not the green teletubby

    • @Morning_Dewdrop
      @Morning_Dewdrop 3 года назад +14

      Lmfao

    • @svqvwy
      @svqvwy 3 года назад +17

      pls this comment had me dying

    • @somebodyhelp4442
      @somebodyhelp4442 3 года назад +5

      are you wrong tho

    • @nafisbb6778
      @nafisbb6778 3 года назад +17

      Local potato farmer bullied green boi for being homeless

  • @hemlo6179
    @hemlo6179 3 года назад +1818

    Dream: Literally the owner of the server and killed his enemies.
    Techno: "HOMELESS DREAM!"

  • @rycahangeliecadungog3369
    @rycahangeliecadungog3369 3 года назад +48

    Dream : I have a house that is giant and it's a red stone house
    Me : so that's basically the prison you are in lol

  • @bl._iss
    @bl._iss 3 года назад +113

    “That would be impolite man”
    **continues to bully dream for not having a proper house**

  • @Mortomi
    @Mortomi 3 года назад +3565

    “Dear diary, today I built a house. Tomorrow, I will build a basement!”

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 3 года назад +38

      @Lustaria What did the Diamond block do, lmao?

    • @clearedaccdead1
      @clearedaccdead1 3 года назад +9

      :D

    • @distracted-tea
      @distracted-tea 3 года назад +83

      @@dfquartzidn6151 He trapped 100 kids in his basement

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 3 года назад +32

      @@distracted-tea IN A VAN TOO, LMAOOO

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 3 года назад +26

      legit sounds like something you would find in some kids house in mc

  • @Kale6196
    @Kale6196 3 года назад +2088

    This is so sad that Techno actually feels bad for him.

    • @rhoydplaz2853
      @rhoydplaz2853 3 года назад +15

      😢

    • @akmalas4628
      @akmalas4628 3 года назад +67

      You know it bad if a pig feelsbad to you

    • @cringe7391
      @cringe7391 3 года назад +27

      @ASMR Martin Gaming it's not scripted it's improved

    • @akmalas4628
      @akmalas4628 3 года назад +33

      @ASMR Martin Gaming it roleplay bruh...
      The script is when huge plot and need lot people to do the script
      Also they dont even do the script properly... they skipped multiple techno speech lot times
      Dream smp script are scuffed af but they cant restart
      Easier explanation:
      It just like drawing on tablet but u cannot undo mistake just go with it

    • @cringe7391
      @cringe7391 3 года назад +28

      @ASMR Martin Gaming techno said in the stream its improv (dream was watching the stream and went along with it)

  • @pixelle2848
    @pixelle2848 3 года назад +62

    I love how Techno just peer pressured Dream into making a house🤣

  • @jasmineholmes7091
    @jasmineholmes7091 3 года назад +32

    "I'm just gonna go to my giant house now..."
    "Alright"
    "... Without you"
    "Have fun~"
    _Slowly step back, and run away_
    *And then Techno following him secretly*
    Idk why this my favorite part smh xD

  • @yurimthepanda
    @yurimthepanda 3 года назад +5691

    “You wouldn’t know my house,it goes to another school”
    This man is a legend *TEA KETTLE NOISES*

    • @gabibrock8808
      @gabibrock8808 3 года назад +43

      QUOTE BOOK

    • @atulyahaha
      @atulyahaha 3 года назад +10

      k

    • @dommy1495
      @dommy1495 3 года назад +27

      I laughed so hard when I heard that and realized it was 12 am and got me ass whooped mate

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 3 года назад +16

      E
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      (Ooh, give you up)
      (Ooh, give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @thecubingduck
      @thecubingduck 3 года назад

      @@rempuia69 why

  • @thegreatestfailure3866
    @thegreatestfailure3866 3 года назад +895

    “Poorer than Tommy.”
    That has to be the ABSOLUTE WORST insult to be hit with in the SMP.

    • @ElMancoDelSiglo
      @ElMancoDelSiglo 3 года назад +5

      @SWAZEXFANBOY Hesohot technoblade

    • @alannmarc6954
      @alannmarc6954 3 года назад +6

      @SWAZEXFANBOY Hesohot true..technoblade been doing very good 2..dream doesn't upload so he don't get a lot of bread..

    • @gonnagohate3230
      @gonnagohate3230 3 года назад +10

      @SWAZEXFANBOY Hesohot Techno gets $20-100 donos every second to minutes, i think techno makes money as much as Tommy

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 3 года назад

      @@alannmarc6954 But when he does the money definitely makes up for the lack of uploads.

    • @AE_15x
      @AE_15x 3 года назад

      @@alannmarc6954 He gets like sometimes 40 million views LOL

  • @riorooney1930
    @riorooney1930 3 года назад +22

    "Oh noo oh no His real estate value gone from $5 to $3 noo oh nooo" i freaking lost it there.

  • @berojgarno1241
    @berojgarno1241 3 года назад +67

    1 day later : he invites grian to build him a castle

    • @SuDaixi
      @SuDaixi 2 года назад +1

      Actually... I would love for Grian to join dream smp as the resident creative mode builder. So much content just exploring his builds and all the awesome shit he can do for everyone. Although I guess he would have to agree to some limits on stuff he can and can't do.

    • @berojgarno1241
      @berojgarno1241 2 года назад

      @@SuDaixi i can just imaginge techno teaching grian pvp

  • @taotao2315
    @taotao2315 3 года назад +4110

    Techno is the only living creature that could bully dream, and get away with it.

    • @Vision-lz4ru
      @Vision-lz4ru 3 года назад +279

      That makes sense, like imagine if Tommy did this, he’d get slaughtered by Dream repeatedly lol

    • @putrakacak5994
      @putrakacak5994 3 года назад +103

      @@Vision-lz4ru hahaha the only one guy that can do this while laughing at dream sure is no joke

    • @mcvizz869
      @mcvizz869 3 года назад +34

      Because he is an adult

    • @millyhearts
      @millyhearts 3 года назад +117

      They’re both some of the most powerful people on the server, they have legal rights to bully each other xD

    • @firestarterv
      @firestarterv 3 года назад +17

      @@mcvizz869 Dream is an adult too, he did face reveal in twitch

  • @S0fizzy
    @S0fizzy 3 года назад +912

    "Dreams evil bedroom, Dreams evil bathroom" killed me 😂

    • @xib6894
      @xib6894 3 года назад +10

      Timestamp?

    • @lillyflower9851
      @lillyflower9851 3 года назад +4

      @@xib6894 5:38

    • @Aweii
      @Aweii 3 года назад +1

      night mare dream? XD

  • @NeonLD
    @NeonLD 3 года назад +9

    0:48 everyone is talking about technoblade dissing dream but I see a creeper having a conversation with a spider.

  • @jessecka21
    @jessecka21 3 года назад +39

    Dream: The nature is my home

  • @nightmare7542
    @nightmare7542 3 года назад +1292

    He has access to creative mode and yet still homeless

    • @kong6581
      @kong6581 3 года назад +3

      Really!!! He has access to creative huh

    • @Inv4lidGaming
      @Inv4lidGaming 3 года назад +26

      Only DreamXD has access on Creative

    • @farland4739
      @farland4739 3 года назад +13

      His sister also have access

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 3 года назад +25

      canonically only DreamXD and Drista has access to Creative Mode

    • @AmbrossDTuyay
      @AmbrossDTuyay 3 года назад

      @@MrcreeperDXD777 Alpha male and Dream XD only has access to creative mode

  • @bigdom9123
    @bigdom9123 3 года назад +2060

    Dream: “I have a house”
    Sources- “dude trust me”
    Edit: why are you people doing this to me

  • @katkatherz
    @katkatherz 3 года назад +9

    6:26 LMAO LOOK AT THE DONATION

  • @Cyno_aiko
    @Cyno_aiko Год назад +15

    Dream fearless,
    Dream careless,
    But most importantly
    “Dream are you homeless?”

  • @malcolmmcmillan9089
    @malcolmmcmillan9089 3 года назад +1318

    Watch the dirt house be a cover for a massive underground castle.

    • @sen7285
      @sen7285 3 года назад +97

      sadly it's no longer possible since he just blew it all up afterwards rip

    • @teknoreaper9232
      @teknoreaper9232 3 года назад +32

      he blew it up after this

    • @lolgetrektnoob6970
      @lolgetrektnoob6970 3 года назад +45

      @@sen7285 What if it's an even bigger cover up!

    • @sen7285
      @sen7285 3 года назад +12

      @@lolgetrektnoob6970 perhaps

    • @dofi2504
      @dofi2504 3 года назад +25

      @@lolgetrektnoob6970 plot twist of plot twist

  • @C0coX3
    @C0coX3 3 года назад +1145

    Techno really did just bully a homeless man into getting a house

    • @El-sc4wu
      @El-sc4wu 3 года назад +61

      Poverty is solved!

    • @fortune0451
      @fortune0451 3 года назад +57

      Quick bully me into getting a girlfriend

    • @El-sc4wu
      @El-sc4wu 3 года назад +34

      @@fortune0451 Dude, he doesn't have a girlfriend! She's goes to anothef schooool! You suck!!!

    • @El-sc4wu
      @El-sc4wu 3 года назад +15

      @@fortune0451 [did it work?]

    • @fortune0451
      @fortune0451 3 года назад +27

      @@El-sc4wu not yet but it's 2 am here so it would be kinda awkward if I did

  • @qaurito8081
    @qaurito8081 3 года назад +47

    DREAMS BOOK AJSDHGFD
    "Dear diary, today i worked on my house. tomorrow I want to build a basement! it's going to be the biggest base ever"
    NO FUCKING WAY DID TECHNO BULLY DREAM INTO MAKING A HOUSE SHADGH

  • @krystalbidois1284
    @krystalbidois1284 3 года назад +8

    1:32: casually foreshadowing his imprisonment (or just incredible irony)

  • @aniiruma1780
    @aniiruma1780 3 года назад +633

    Dream: *breaths*
    Techno: sorry I didn’t hear that I don’t speak POOR

  • @creamymarshmxllow2830
    @creamymarshmxllow2830 3 года назад +1251

    Cant believe the intimidating green man who’s the owner of the server doesn’t even have a house lmao

  • @lucyc.3591
    @lucyc.3591 3 года назад +10

    9:04
    Tehno : more like *homenotfound* , am I right?
    The fandom : stop right there, your joke doesn't legally have the right to be that hilarious

  • @ChanceMa
    @ChanceMa 3 года назад +5

    Dream: saved techno from execution
    Techno later on: bullies Dream

  • @didyouexpectaname7979
    @didyouexpectaname7979 3 года назад +672

    The fact that he was using diamonds for his house reminds me of every kid who once built a house out of diamonds as well , i mean at least it isn’t just a cube

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 3 года назад +8

      Bro, I used to share an iPad with my siblings, back when Minecraft Bedrock was just called Pocket edition and only had the option for an ‘Old’ world type. In one of my most favorite creative mode worlds, I tried to build a hospital out of Diamonds but for some reason, I was too scared to fully excavate and build the basement, lmao.

    • @FirstNameLastName-il8ev
      @FirstNameLastName-il8ev 3 года назад +1

      I did it out of diamonds and gold haha

    • @didyouexpectaname7979
      @didyouexpectaname7979 3 года назад

      @@dfquartzidn6151 Yeah pocket edition the good old name-
      Yeah i was also scared to do underground things for some reason

  • @giannabarbee
    @giannabarbee 3 года назад +679

    POV: God Himself comes to you on judgement day and you bully him for being homeless so hard that he lets you live

    • @user-qb9sk5sh1l
      @user-qb9sk5sh1l 3 года назад +2

      What

    • @haiminh7630
      @haiminh7630 3 года назад +9

      Technoblade IS a god himself

    • @bangu5381
      @bangu5381 3 года назад +17

      @@haiminh7630 I'd like to think he's a God slayer

    • @distracted-tea
      @distracted-tea 3 года назад +9

      @@bangu5381 He is both

    • @alrightatgames
      @alrightatgames 3 года назад +11

      @@distracted-tea he is...
      THE BLOOD GOD

  • @cheshtakakkar2941
    @cheshtakakkar2941 3 года назад +9

    9:20
    Dream: No trespassers allowed (technoblade too)
    Techno: *walks in without even noticing*

  • @Genesis-cq7uy
    @Genesis-cq7uy 3 года назад +65

    “You wouldn’t know my house it goes to another school”
    “You wouldn’t know my boyfriend he goes to another school”
    Same energy

    • @paschalpizzayt2112
      @paschalpizzayt2112 3 года назад +1

      Elementary school girls lol

    • @maxime9158
      @maxime9158 3 года назад +5

      It's almost like... that was the joke gdvshdudhx

  • @trendingmeme1146
    @trendingmeme1146 3 года назад +594

    when he said "you wouldn't know them they go to another school" it brought back memories of elementary school girls who said they had a boyfriend

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 3 года назад +22

      The fact i had a boyfriend in another school in elementary school, cause i moved schools.
      I was kid, so it wasn't a true boyfriend, but still; at least they were real person. Lmao

    • @thatsveryverysweetofyou9023
      @thatsveryverysweetofyou9023 3 года назад +2

      @@dull_demon4717 somebody guilt-trip over here.

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 3 года назад +4

      @@thatsveryverysweetofyou9023 how was it a guilt trip? What? You make no sense

    • @areldyperez8446
      @areldyperez8446 Год назад

      "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, OK?! HE'S THE MOST HANDSOME, HOT AND SWEET BOYFRIEND IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY!"

  • @ItsMemez_
    @ItsMemez_ 3 года назад +510

    Its kinda cute how he wrote a diary about his house aww

  • @axolotlguy25
    @axolotlguy25 Год назад +7

    Techno helped a homeless guy get a house what a legend

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor Год назад +5

    During this, I just assumed Dream was nomadic. Camping wherever he need be. What’s scarier: You stumble upon Dream waiting for you in his house, or you stumble upon Dream waiting for you at a campfire. I’d say the latter

  • @everythingguy8422
    @everythingguy8422 3 года назад +462

    Techno : Leave my house, Dream.
    Dream : *Leaves Techno's house*
    Techno : I WILL FOLLOW YOU TO YOUR HOUSE DREAMMMM.

  • @slyzo9044
    @slyzo9044 3 года назад +797

    I love how he's just saying to Techno, "I'm going to go to my, uh, house!" Then walks away and builds a dirt house

  • @madisonstone2364
    @madisonstone2364 3 года назад +16

    "dream's evil lair" I'm CACKLING

  • @noonecares3514
    @noonecares3514 3 года назад +8

    Dream screaming "I have a house" repeatedly is really funny hahaha

  • @skyelo47
    @skyelo47 3 года назад +318

    LMAO IT WAS THE "Dear diary" THAT DID IT FOR ME

  • @uei7846
    @uei7846 3 года назад +190

    Dream: *i'm just gonna go to my giant house now*
    Techno: _OBSERVE_

  • @starcore7507
    @starcore7507 3 года назад +5

    GUYS, he was talking about the prison, "giant redstone house"

  • @SalvagedPaintbrush
    @SalvagedPaintbrush 2 года назад +4

    What he owns:
    Full netherite armor
    An entire SMP
    A country
    Many of the most famous MYCTs
    What he doesnt have:
    A house
    George’s love

  • @RecluseAbomination
    @RecluseAbomination 3 года назад +194

    "The amazing redstone house that's just never been witnessed before. I believe you."
    *Foreshadowing*

  • @DoubleN517
    @DoubleN517 3 года назад +236

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That man walked off and started building a dirt house lolll

  • @bPstudios20
    @bPstudios20 2 года назад +7

    dream: *building his first house*
    techno: *watching dream*
    Quakity: *continuosly leaves and rejoins game*
    Me *dying of laughter*

  • @Xeral_YT
    @Xeral_YT 3 года назад +7

    Creeper: "Expodes"
    *Quackity joined the game*
    (6:44)

  • @pavango3812
    @pavango3812 3 года назад +238

    Damn the speedrunning mods took everything from him

  • @sansanabanana
    @sansanabanana 3 года назад +148

    11:16 Looks like he returned from his off-camera mining session

    • @reirnz
      @reirnz 3 года назад +2

      WoW hOw lOnG dId hE mInE fOr !?!?

  • @timmy9138
    @timmy9138 3 года назад +10

    The fact he has a diary is lowkey adorable.

  • @jezreeljoestar4336
    @jezreeljoestar4336 3 года назад +17

    Two of the most big brain players of minecraft arguing if the green man has a house.

  • @D3VA2A
    @D3VA2A 3 года назад +687

    Dreams actual house is made of netherite blocks

    • @BisMC
      @BisMC 3 года назад +21

      True

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 3 года назад +9

      @CORINNE CHARTRAND it's true........

    • @Sycron
      @Sycron 3 года назад +51

      @@ZaddyStarvin -_- bruv, your watching roleplay, on a Minecraft server and your going in the comments just being annoying, your... different.

    • @cobra9740
      @cobra9740 3 года назад +5

      Is this true or what

    • @anti808
      @anti808 3 года назад +16

      He builds with netherite blocks and use Enchanted Golden Apples as a regular food source

  • @dommy1495
    @dommy1495 3 года назад +235

    The way Dream fake laughs but is actually pissed is kind of scary(I know this is roleplay but still lmao)

  • @scrat6062
    @scrat6062 2 года назад +6

    3:58 he did tommy dirty

  • @slimeslime1958
    @slimeslime1958 3 года назад +6

    Technically dreams new house IS the biggest on the server, but he can only be in one room

    • @mr.cyberpunk2880
      @mr.cyberpunk2880 3 года назад

      Ah yes the house that he cannot escapes from

  • @inserisciunnome
    @inserisciunnome 3 года назад +97

    Plottwist: Dream ACTUALLY has a giant redstone house. The dirt hut he was Making was supposed to be a decoy, so techno would convince himself that he doesn't have a house, and the giant house Is in reality a bunker similiar to Techno's, but with less withers and more netherite.
    Either that, or techno Will soon have a racoon, a thin man with crippling social anxiety AND a Tea Cattle as roommates.

    • @aryanhanamshet6823
      @aryanhanamshet6823 3 года назад +10

      It's alright dream, you don't have to use your alts. We believe you 😌

    • @rimmaku
      @rimmaku 3 года назад +2

      This did age will

  • @nicol4s5
    @nicol4s5 3 года назад +152

    0:40
    The voice crack
    He has a house !

    • @surprisedrat1
      @surprisedrat1 3 года назад +10

      It makes it 100% better

    • @irem33
      @irem33 3 года назад +13

      He sounded so offended LOL

  • @_Corrupted
    @_Corrupted 3 года назад +17

    plot twist: the Pandora's vault is his house

  • @aejayanildes7968
    @aejayanildes7968 Год назад +3

    *sigh* I Miss Technoblade and Dream being wholesome and Funny. R.I.P Technoblade

  • @HyperHimes
    @HyperHimes 3 года назад +237

    *You wouldn't know my house, it goes to another school.*

  • @nickle-
    @nickle- 3 года назад +117

    Techno: Do I show up at YOUR house?
    Dream: **nervous laughter**
    Later
    Techno: **places down bed** you can sleep here like under a tree or something
    Dream: **strongly considering this**

    • @hazelnut9968
      @hazelnut9968 3 года назад +2

      Loved that part XD

    • @nickle-
      @nickle- 3 года назад +1

      @@hazelnut9968
      Same ^^

  • @romikurniawan5515
    @romikurniawan5515 3 года назад +5

    7:13 *Quackity Left The Game*

  • @Glitchy_Memer
    @Glitchy_Memer 5 месяцев назад +7

    Rest in peace Technoblade
    We will always not forget the best dreams dirt house

  • @zeraeda5163
    @zeraeda5163 3 года назад +413

    Dreams self esteem isn't looking too good
    It never is when The Blood God is making fun of u

  • @joaolopes4718
    @joaolopes4718 3 года назад +158

    It is so depresisng seeing Dream building a dirt/coblestone house.

    • @penguinpingu3807
      @penguinpingu3807 3 года назад +5

      Same, image you got netherite amour and tools able to access to creative mode. And you build a house made of dirt. Cobblestone is not much everyone like cobblestone.

    • @mdiecttt
      @mdiecttt 3 года назад +2

      He have a house behind tommy's , I thought everyone knew

  • @littlelantern1229
    @littlelantern1229 3 года назад +11

    "My house is the biggest house in the server"- yep we saw that on the finale.

  • @losalberto8416
    @losalberto8416 3 года назад +5

    Dream: My house is huge it has Redstone and everything...
    Other Peeps: I guess that's the prison

  • @Fox_No.7
    @Fox_No.7 3 года назад +134

    Techno and Dream the chaotic god duo

    • @A0Newbie0A
      @A0Newbie0A 3 года назад

      Techno is more of a lawful neutral tho

    • @2ScoopsPlz
      @2ScoopsPlz 3 года назад +11

      @@A0Newbie0A *Lawful?* m8, I don't think there's a more a chaotic person on the server

    • @Kaiclysm
      @Kaiclysm 3 года назад

      @@2ScoopsPlz search up a video about the dream SMP alignment chart. Techno is definitely a lawful neutral

    • @Kaiclysm
      @Kaiclysm 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/r4Qt7qcQebY/видео.html this video is what I mean-

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 3 года назад

      @@Kaiclysm
      The alignment chart really differs depending on who you ask especially where strong convictions about NOT following laws are concerned, but even the good/evil axis can vary depending on what you may consider justified or not or even wheather you consider a certain thing to be evil (*coughhomophobescough*).
      I think that it's generally something that can only truly be used in a subjective way and with some description of one's personal interpretation of that axis as there can often be strong arguments both for and against a certain character having a certain alignment.
      For example I personally would put a strong dislike of authority and such more on the chaotic side since it's generally implied to not necessarily mean pure chaos as much as the rejection of authority and of questioning and challenging rather than upholding traditions or social standards for their own sake.
      Pure chaos would imply no rhyme or reason which I don't think is something a big enough or playable enough faction of characters would exhibit and a complete lack of personal convictions is likewise a rare thing to see, after all, characters generally have goals and everyone has some sort of idea about how the world works or should work.
      Chaotic characters often creating chaos for it's own sake has more to do with a lot of murder-hobos deciding that such an alignment gives them complete freedom from consequences than that being the only or main valid interpretation of it, otherwise that would once again only cover a tiny portion of players/characters which are generally agreed upon to be unpleasant and I would put the tendency towards impulsivity shown in some cases under a similar banner.
      RP-wise I think that putting personal convictions that are inherently in conflict with those of the other side of the chart (lawful, in my interpretation at least generally agreeing with the necessity of law, order and authority and likely agreeing with the current application in broad strokes) makes for a better contrast than putting anyone with any kind of conviction on one side and putting only inherently flaky characters on the other.
      The contrast between conflicting ideologies is simply far richer in potential and in my opinion better reflects the conflict between both inherent in the game than putting those without any particular ideology on the other end, simply because not really having one also means that you don't inherently disagree with those that do have them the same way.
      This doesn't mean that that's the only way to interpret things, or necessarily the right way which will probably also depend on the exact media/campaign and so on, but I personally find that interpretation to be more serviceable.

  • @miyac.3922
    @miyac.3922 3 года назад +90

    “This man is somehow more broke than tommyinnit”- techoblade 2020

  • @friskdremeurluck7907
    @friskdremeurluck7907 Год назад +5

    Techno is the only player who can pull this off . Man I’m going to miss him.😥😥😥

  • @Dyzzboi
    @Dyzzboi Год назад +2

    I love how techno just silently roast him from afar