He could. People at my church who have more money be dropping hundred dollars bills. Those offerings usually get a an oh so special name call and thank you to the ones who gave it. It gets ridiculous.
I'm a proud black man, my father was a minister, may he rest in peace, and YES LORD, black churches are too long and have ushers standing at the door to catch you when the collection plate is going around. Much love from Jacksonville Fla.
Man I hate the testimonies. It's almost at the end and I can already see six people edger to testify and it's always the same people every Sunday saying the same thing and I'm hungry as hell.
Bern baby Bern it's not just the testimonies it's the testimony BEFORE the testimony ( the "giving honor to God, the pastor, the First Lady ) then the tiething & offering then the renouncements ( the announcements that preceded the announcements that proceed the praise break b4 the pastor comes on )
I thought I was the only one who thought that 😭😭😭😭😭! Some people just GOT to take advantage of having a captive and when I say captive I mean CAPTIVE audience
Growing up in the church...i can honestly say i actually went to a church where we started at 11:30am and did not dismiss until almost 5:37pm. True story, i was 8 years old and I'll never get that 6 hrs and 7mins back. Mind you that was morning service and then wanted to have an evening service at 8pm....my mother was like "nope". She's a pastor now and don't hold for at least an hour and a half.
Dying. I low key feel the same way every time we pass the collection plate goes around lol. I try to be generous but sometimes they try to break bank on me lol
Church be like 2 hours long. Stomach be on "E" one time I had a bacon sandwich in my purse. Let's not talk about the never ending "Church fund" lol😭😭😂😂😏
Yeas, even God took Sunday off...want to praise the good Lord, dance for the hard working people,dance during commercials,halftime...and hallaueugh for later ESPN highlights 😂😉😎
Gary owen man this dude hilarious.hes automatically invited to the barbecue and all the parties no questions asked.i enjoyed every second of this video.im convinced hes 100 percent black theres nobody that can disagree with that
lol.im black and an elderly Italian lady I know asked me to go with her to her catholic church.Most black ppl know how boring a catholic church can be n how creepy far as the eerie singing from movies we have watched. So I asked her how long was service going to be see said 10 to 15 minutes tops.So I thought no way.Sure enough we were getting back in the car 15 minutes after going in the church.No member opened their bible they kept quiet so they could get out of there.lol
My friends mum went out with a black guy from Greenham common airbase. He took her to church one sunday, and the pastor said we have a new person in the congregation can anybody see them. She was the only white person there and they got her to stand up it was so funny, but she said that her experience was wonderful as everyone accepted her and took her in as one of there own much respect. Much love
@Texas Outlaw Yea he def did, but maybe he didn't get to experience the good stuff. Hands being laid. Breaking dancing in the aisle. Speaking in "tongues"!!!
Love this Gary we need more of this from you you can pick a lot of race barriers cuz you really love from the heart love it do more we need more of these kids God bless for me Green family
Omg this is so like my childhood church I remember when my grandma would sing in the choir Her friends the deaconesses would lay me down and let me lay my head on their lap I would pretend sleep and hear them gossiping about the church lady that slept with everyone and how such in such shouldn't wear this
blues brothers gone to a black church rev. James Brown and congregation raised the roof and Jake saw the light ephinany "el we got to get the band back togother to save penguins orphanage we cannot fail we are on a mission from god😎
I was born in 1972 I probably started going to church in 1972 it is now 2017 and this is hilarious I am sharing it and I we got a lot of followers I am sharing this everywhere I can share Gary Owen big I've been following him since 5 and one of his first Comics gets was hosted by Day Day Ice Cube top-flight security
So funny, this is my home church, I remember when we did the broadcasting of this video. Greater Community Missionary Baptist Church in Pacoima CA Pastor, Dr. D.D. Chatman
@Asia Tahara yes, this was a program that the youth department put on as a fundraiser for their annual 5 day trip. That they still do to this day. These were the good days. A lot of the people in this video has moved on or transitioned in the heavens. Nevertheless, good memories.
Gary marching in with the "urshers" tho...LMAO!!! The gangsta lean!
Angela Bannister. Lol
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First time I saw that, I fell out!
I was thruuuuu..lol..the gangsta lean
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"i don't wanna come back im never gonna leave" Gary is too much lol
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I'm dun too funny
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I felt that! 🤣🤣🤣
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"Why don't I just make it rain on the church??" DIED!!
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So this is how we doing it?
Yes
He could. People at my church who have more money be dropping hundred dollars bills. Those offerings usually get a an oh so special name call and thank you to the ones who gave it. It gets ridiculous.
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"Do you think we'll be done by 11, I didn't eat breakfast yet, I'm starving."
"a.m. or p.m.?" 😂😂😂👏👏👏
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@naim sharif There are black folks that think black church is too long.
I'm a proud black man, my father was a minister, may he rest in peace, and YES LORD, black churches are too long and have ushers standing at the door to catch you when the collection plate is going around. Much love from Jacksonville Fla.
Nate Bo hallelujah
I hope 1030 sister Johnson
The beginning alone 😂 Lol when he got in line with the Ushers I got so tickled 😂😂😂
I play drums for a baptist church. This happens EVERY Sunday. EVERY SUNDAY
Rudare916 lol
Lol...I know...
It amazes me that they have music in church,, isn't there a verse against that,, and that dancing shit
@@futurenow522 Psalm 149:3 3 Let them praise his name with dancing and make music to him with timbrel and harp.
@@RichardJoeLeonn Amen
"Don't cash this til Tuesday". #Dead
The guy nodded.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO
this is funny to me because I'm black but went to white and black churches all my life. it was good to see the contrast. no pun intended
“When I got here 14 hrs ago” 🤣🤣💀 the shade
I know I fell on floor laughing!!!
If you are black and grew up attending a black church, this is familiar to you. Oh boy! do I remember. lolol
And don't forget all of the greeting that takes place after the service...oh my goodness
Ann ... ... ... Soooooo, since when was that ?😀 haahha just kidding I'm not trolling.. Not my style.
Ann I invited a white guy to church on Christmas Eve and all the ministries performed. He says to me, "Aw wow! This is like the Apollo!" 🤔😁😀
So I assume you ass ain't been in years lmaooooo Now get ur ass back in Church & my ass needs to do the same too, cause I remember too lmaooooo
Seemed like 14 hours-long when I was 5 years old
"When i got here 14 hours ago" 😂😁😂😁😂😁🤣🤣😂😁
Pastor's aid?.. Is he sick?..😂😅
What is tithing
All this is facts. At one point I arrived at church at 9am and did not leave until 10pm. I cried.
Man I hate the testimonies. It's almost at the end and I can already see six people edger to testify and it's always the same people every Sunday saying the same thing and I'm hungry as hell.
Bern baby Bern it's not just the testimonies it's the testimony BEFORE the testimony ( the "giving honor to God, the pastor, the First Lady ) then the tiething & offering then the renouncements ( the announcements that preceded the announcements that proceed the praise break b4 the pastor comes on )
Jesus help me, are you trying to say "eager" but you typed "edger"?
First of all I want to give praise to my Lord and savior Jesus Christ..(insert testimony).. amen
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I thought I was the only one who thought that 😭😭😭😭😭! Some people just GOT to take advantage of having a captive and when I say captive I mean CAPTIVE audience
This was too funny 😂😂 especially when he marched in with the ushers😂😂
As grandma would say "that boy ain't right", lol
Lol
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Stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is why my church has vending machines because it can get long
Lauren Harkin
You must have never been to a black church. lol Vending machines is a great idea for a black church. ijs....
Victoria Ikr😂
It should have a McDonald's and an ambulance stand by?
Mauro Villarreal 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀
Great idea!
It's interesting to see this in video form. I know Gary has talked about black church in his comedy. Nice visual!
I agree with everything he said
The LORD GOD ALMIGHTY understands. Call on his name. He is loving and forgiving.
Been watching my dude since the 90s. Its time. He is off the chain.
What is a Buliding fund? I didn't come here for this. .LOL
@Chelle Chelle ✌
Growing up in the church...i can honestly say i actually went to a church where we started at 11:30am and did not dismiss until almost 5:37pm. True story, i was 8 years old and I'll never get that 6 hrs and 7mins back. Mind you that was morning service and then wanted to have an evening service at 8pm....my mother was like "nope". She's a pastor now and don't hold for at least an hour and a half.
I remember when we moved to the South they got about 3 services on Sunday. Time you leave it's Monday morning. 😅😅😂😂
Dying. I low key feel the same way every time we pass the collection plate goes around lol. I try to be generous but sometimes they try to break bank on me lol
If I know they are going to pass the plate around 3 times and I want to give 6 dollars, I break it up in 2s.
This is amazing grace, I sing this at my church. Wait, that's not how it goes. Is she talking about food? 🤣🤣🤣 this is too funny
Gary bro you a fool!!!!!! I'm dying over here!!!!!
This Boy needs his own show...For Real...
He did and "The Gary Owen Show" it was on BET in 2016 not sure about season 2.
Ms BeautyBoss yeah but that was about his life and family.... I think he need like a Chappell show- more comedy type
Church be like 2 hours long. Stomach be on "E" one time I had a bacon sandwich in my purse. Let's not talk about the never ending "Church fund" lol😭😭😂😂😏
Donna Bey 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀
Lol
"I'm gonna follow you, is there an underscore on that or?...... lmao
Mike #dead
"Make it rain on the church" ROTFLMBO
He spent more hours at one service than I have at my church in 3 weeks 😂😂😂😂
"The 3rd time I'm giving money" 😂😂😂 Is that all??
Make it rain on the church
People got things to do. Black folks stay in church all day but catch more hell then anybody!!! 45 mins is good. God got it people.
Thats what I wasthinking.
Stems from the church being the only place of solitude for black folks Once Upon a Time.
"I don't want to come back cause I'm never gonna leave!" lmao!!
Dancing and praising belongs to God. It becomes a talent show when no anointing of God is in it
Destiny Choosen what?
First Baptist church of hell i died laughing
Gary's telling the truth!! Real talk, the worst time is during football season.... 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌
Yeas, even God took Sunday off...want to praise the good Lord, dance for the hard working people,dance during commercials,halftime...and hallaueugh for later ESPN highlights 😂😉😎
Well, if football means more than worshipping Christ to you, I can see your concern. Football saves, I guess.
Class of February
Omg...I'm dead...commenting from my casket!
"i dont want to come back im never going to leave" silly lol
"i don't wanna come back i'm never gonna leave"😂😭
Gary owen man this dude hilarious.hes automatically invited to the barbecue and all the parties no questions asked.i enjoyed every second of this video.im convinced hes 100 percent black theres nobody that can disagree with that
Yes, I remember going to a Church like this in Upstate New York with My Mother and Sister and it was absolutely fantastic.
Gary is too much!! That march in with the Usher -board/choir did it for me. Not the Pastor Aide fund
[Is he sick]??? L🤒L
LMAO THIS DAMN GARY IS A FOOL!!!!
He has to do a skit of a White church. Service will be over quickly. 😂
White funerals last 20 minutes, black funerals last 3 hrs.
9AM- 12PM on the dot!
hahaha yes, my white church is 10:00 AM - 11:15 AM on the dot!
lol.im black and an elderly Italian lady I know asked me to go with her to her catholic church.Most black ppl know how boring a catholic church can be n how creepy far as the eerie singing from movies we have watched. So I asked her how long was service going to be see said 10 to 15 minutes tops.So I thought no way.Sure enough we were getting back in the car 15 minutes after going in the church.No member opened their bible they kept quiet so they could get out of there.lol
@@bethellegese7465 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Always come back to this video to see my dad and hear his voice 🥹💚 RIP C. Henry 💚
Lol I don't want to come back I'm never gonna leave. Had me dying
I don't wanna come back I'm never gonna leave 😂😂💀
Gary almost got me killed with hard laughter
“When I got here 14 hours ago.”😂🤦🏽♀️
This is a classic! Always love this one!
My friends mum went out with a black guy from Greenham common airbase. He took her to church one sunday, and the pastor said we have a new person in the congregation can anybody see them. She was the only white person there and they got her to stand up it was so funny, but she said that her experience was wonderful as everyone accepted her and took her in as one of there own much respect. Much love
"There's a high rate of DI VOR CIES". LMBO
Divorcees, people who have been divorced
what had me rolling was when the woman said "the best position for a woman is on her knees." and Gary is just wondering how to interprate that
That's how we're doing it Buddy 😂😂😂
When I got here 14 hrs ago...😂😂
I am dying! I literally felt the exact same way every Saturday Sunday and Wednesday as a child but glad I was there. 😂😂😂😂
Minus a few exaggerations this is sooooo accurate!!
@Texas Outlaw Yea he def did, but maybe he didn't get to experience the good stuff. Hands being laid. Breaking dancing in the aisle. Speaking in "tongues"!!!
"I don't wanna come back!! We're neva gonna leave!!"😂😂😂😂
Gary is an all around guy. I love him . He love everyone. One can't tell him he's not welcome anywhere .
Your praise should be Holy not your drawers lol
Hallelujah 🙌🙌
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Gary is hilarious seen him a few times live. I like that fact he be himself.
Going to church back in the day was like work hours.
Too funny. "I'm never gonna leave" LOL
That's the funniest video I've seen in a while! Go head Gary!
Not El DeBarge. LOL
Alicia Davis- IKR? 😂
Alicia Davis Honey when he said that about Eldridge I died😂😂😎🤗
I outright cackled!
This guys a nut yo!!!! Lol
If Sister Jenkins start 'testifying', ur Not. Leaving. Anytime. Soon! 💚😂
Love this Gary we need more of this from you you can pick a lot of race barriers cuz you really love from the heart love it do more we need more of these kids God bless for me Green family
Omg this is so like my childhood church
I remember when my grandma would sing in the choir
Her friends the deaconesses would lay me down
and let me lay my head on their lap
I would pretend sleep and hear them gossiping
about the church lady that slept with everyone
and how such in such shouldn't wear this
Wtf I'm crying laughing 😂😂😂😂
Me to
Medical marijuana
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Now I just ran across this video and Gary is funny as hell I love him and it's December 2019
2022 we still in. Church service
😂😂😂Gary got issues...this was too funny & real
I can never get tired of this video...Lol!!!
😂😭that women just gave him the 🍑
When the lady walked down the pew with her butt to everyones face tryna get to that seat😳
I laughed SO hard on that part 😂
Damn
*Gary is soooooo sick. "This is a freaking talent show." **#dead*
"Save my bank account" 😂😂😂
Let's just make it rain on the church LMFAO!
"The most powerful position is on your knees" "Amen sister"
Nobody understood that?
She's praying 🙏
Head
I needed this TODAY/ April 8, 2020 HAHA!!!!!!! Thank You God for sending me HERE.
This is soooooooooo accurate, showed my grandmother (deep holy roller) and she laughed too!! I used to praise dance too!!!!!! lol lol lol
"Announcements🤯" I have ADD, can't sit through "Church" commercials 😂😂😇🤪🤪🤪
i cant sit for those whole hours and those baskets grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
This is so funnnyyyyy... I cant begin to count the number of times I have watched this clip!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"is there a underscore on that, or...?"
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He's definitely an ally!
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"I never gonna come back... cuz I never leave" LMAO!!
When people get baptised church takes FOREVER I stayed for 3 services for my siblings.
"..I'm never gonna leave...."🤣🤣🤣🤣
"That's not how it goes" lol
how he get all these people to do this?!
blues brothers gone to a black church rev. James Brown and congregation raised the roof and Jake saw the light ephinany "el we got to get the band back togother to save penguins orphanage we cannot fail we are on a mission from god😎
None of yo damn business.....lmao
Casting call maybe
None Ya Damn Business. It’s called show business. 😂
None Ya Damn Business. They are called extras
I was born in 1972 I probably started going to church in 1972 it is now 2017 and this is hilarious I am sharing it and I we got a lot of followers I am sharing this everywhere I can share Gary Owen big I've been following him since 5 and one of his first Comics gets was hosted by Day Day Ice Cube top-flight security
When I was down south, I was invited to a black church. That was some serious fun
I’m dead😂I don’t wanna to come back cause I ain’t never gone leave
Lmao!! I'm dying with this guy!😂😂
“Why dont you try being a thug for the lord?”😂😂😂
"When I got here 14 hours ago..." 😂
OMG!!!! This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1st Baptist Church of Hell
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It's 2019 and he's still there. "I'm tired of this church!"
It's 2020 and I walked by the church yesterday and heard him scream, I'm hungry, sweet baby Jesus.
2022 we stilI in Church
No ma'am, no sir..I'm black and I would have been walked out that church 😂😂😂😂😂😂
So funny, this is my home church, I remember when we did the broadcasting of this video.
Greater Community Missionary Baptist Church in Pacoima CA
Pastor, Dr. D.D. Chatman
@Asia Tahara yes, this was a program that the youth department put on as a fundraiser for their annual 5 day trip. That they still do to this day. These were the good days. A lot of the people in this video has moved on or transitioned in the heavens. Nevertheless, good memories.
So service started at 9am and at 10pm, they were STILL there!
"You're never coming back here..."
"I don't wanna come back I'm never gonna leave!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣