When You Remember To Not Take Tarkov Too Seriously...

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 52

  • @JesseKazam
    @JesseKazam  9 месяцев назад +14

    How have your raids been recently in Tarkov?

    • @joshmollica7039
      @joshmollica7039 9 месяцев назад +3

      They've been brutal today

    • @mrwolfytc8454
      @mrwolfytc8454 9 месяцев назад

      its like slamming my member in a car door

    • @5crufft3ch95
      @5crufft3ch95 9 месяцев назад +1

      I've been having a blast! A bit of a mixed batch, but I insured an M4 and died up some stairs passed the barbed wire on ground zero. I guess they didn't wanna risk going up cause I got my m4 back :D and my scav started with a Fal yesterday. So no complaints really

    • @Jake-bt3fc
      @Jake-bt3fc 9 месяцев назад

      /nobody wants to hear it

    • @motomonko1
      @motomonko1 9 месяцев назад +1

      Cries in Setup completion

  • @thatdudeca
    @thatdudeca 9 месяцев назад +72

    when i go in fully geared it's usually head eyes within 5 minutes. i go in with a pistol and end up wrecking four or five pmc's and coming out of raid with 5 kits lol

    • @FourFour-ee1tf
      @FourFour-ee1tf 9 месяцев назад +20

      you probably are subconsciously psyching yourself out when you have "good" gear on and playing badly. despite playing safer. Also full gear versus low gear is huge in terms of weight and inertia this massively affects how you move.

    • @Rynam
      @Rynam 9 месяцев назад +2

      If this isn’t the actual fuckin definition of Tarkov.

    • @randomentity6553
      @randomentity6553 9 месяцев назад +3

      I'm beginning to actually PLAY Tarkov, rather than slink around at night doing quests by forcing myself to NOT GIVE A FUCK about dying. and it ain't easy, but I'm getting there. The pistol thing actually helps because There's no friggin way I'm hoping to survive.

    • @Jake-bt3fc
      @Jake-bt3fc 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@FourFour-ee1tf At the end of the day it’s just a numbers game and if you only give yourself one chance you have to be a god but if you try 100 times it’s basically impossible to not succeed

    • @commentingisdangerous7530
      @commentingisdangerous7530 9 месяцев назад +1

      it's because the hackers can see what you have and leave you alone cause you arent worth the risk to them...

  • @FacelessCorp
    @FacelessCorp 9 месяцев назад +14

    Jesse: "You can't kill us all!" That PMC: "Perhaps not, but of everyone who dies today you will certainly be among them."

  • @matwarnke3910
    @matwarnke3910 9 месяцев назад +8

    that song voice was angelic

  • @zachbarren
    @zachbarren 9 месяцев назад +1

    Second video of yours in a row that I’ve gotten a tarkov RMT ad before

  • @209awesomeman
    @209awesomeman 9 месяцев назад

    Yo Jesse just wanted to say that I always appreciate your videos and upbeat attitude you always have. Keep up the great work my dude.

  • @mackieincsouthsea
    @mackieincsouthsea 9 месяцев назад +5

    I feel like memeing is 743.4% better for your mental health 😅 "the tarkov tip therapists DON'T want you to know about"

  • @dash7828
    @dash7828 9 месяцев назад

    i need a playlist of jesse kazams music

  • @5crufft3ch95
    @5crufft3ch95 9 месяцев назад +1

    You're friend has an amazing singing voice x'D I bet that PMC just wanted his autograph

  • @mrunitforge
    @mrunitforge 9 месяцев назад

    the "I can smell you" sent me back to Seannaners fucking morgan freeman video

  • @HodgePodge218
    @HodgePodge218 9 месяцев назад +3

    When I wear gear I get one tapped when I don't wear gear I would have been in a good fight but die. When I bring in shit ammo I can shoot a lot When I bring in the best ammo I get one tapped.

    • @epic8O1
      @epic8O1 9 месяцев назад

      The Tarkov way. Nothing, and no one can escape that reality.

  • @Mikufanboy3
    @Mikufanboy3 9 месяцев назад

    What music did you use for your outro?

  • @drdoofenboof6229
    @drdoofenboof6229 9 месяцев назад +1

    boutta buy this game later this week so excited to play fr

  • @greglowe2064
    @greglowe2064 9 месяцев назад

    I watch u to get pumped to play.... not so much tonight

  • @randomentity6553
    @randomentity6553 9 месяцев назад

    10,000 hours and Jesse still makes THIS 3:58 face - no wonder I need Diapers and Valium to play this game. 😛

  • @terririley4231
    @terririley4231 9 месяцев назад

    "I can smell you, pop folds like lawn chair" 😂

  • @cristovski
    @cristovski 9 месяцев назад

    that was a fun video

  • @drpepper5173
    @drpepper5173 9 месяцев назад

    It seems that every time I am about to get a stupid fucking golden watch a sniper scav has to one shot me in the chest even if I'm wearing t5 armor

  • @5crufft3ch95
    @5crufft3ch95 9 месяцев назад +1

    Okay.. one more comment....
    "HEY MAN WANNA TRADE NADES??"
    "YEAH SURE BUD, i GOT A GOOD ONE FOR YA-.... ohhh that impact is not fair.."
    Gg xD what are the odds!!!

  • @chrismonroe5477
    @chrismonroe5477 9 месяцев назад

    I cant seem to bring myself to play. Last wipe it was constant head eyes. No real fights out 200 raids I maybe had 5-10 fun fights. The rest Head-Eyes Head Jaw etc look up the PMC 10 K/D etc just every time. So either just filled with no-life neckbeards or cheaters beeming me across the map.

  • @LeGraete
    @LeGraete 9 месяцев назад

    Does anybody know which song is in the outro?

    • @liajas
      @liajas 9 месяцев назад +2

      Freelancer- StreamBeats by Harris Heller

  • @justinleon5544
    @justinleon5544 9 месяцев назад

    I need to work on not takin the game more seriously. Probably wouldn’t be stressed gaming as much

    • @dionh70
      @dionh70 9 месяцев назад

      We're in the same boat. My wife keeps asking WHY I play this goddamn game

  • @pulseGM
    @pulseGM 9 месяцев назад

    Fresh ahh comments

  • @Quaneje
    @Quaneje 9 месяцев назад

    Addled with cheaters very unfun

  • @Slain_ow
    @Slain_ow 9 месяцев назад

    52 second ago holyyyy early W