When You Remember To Not Take Tarkov Too Seriously...

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @JesseKazam
    @JesseKazam  10 месяцев назад +14

    How have your raids been recently in Tarkov?

    • @joshmollica7039
      @joshmollica7039 10 месяцев назад +3

      They've been brutal today

    • @mrwolfytc8454
      @mrwolfytc8454 10 месяцев назад

      its like slamming my member in a car door

    • @5crufft3ch95
      @5crufft3ch95 10 месяцев назад +1

      I've been having a blast! A bit of a mixed batch, but I insured an M4 and died up some stairs passed the barbed wire on ground zero. I guess they didn't wanna risk going up cause I got my m4 back :D and my scav started with a Fal yesterday. So no complaints really

    • @Jake-bt3fc
      @Jake-bt3fc 10 месяцев назад

      /nobody wants to hear it

    • @motomonko1
      @motomonko1 10 месяцев назад +1

      Cries in Setup completion

  • @FacelessCorp
    @FacelessCorp 10 месяцев назад +14

    Jesse: "You can't kill us all!" That PMC: "Perhaps not, but of everyone who dies today you will certainly be among them."

  • @thatdudeca
    @thatdudeca 10 месяцев назад +72

    when i go in fully geared it's usually head eyes within 5 minutes. i go in with a pistol and end up wrecking four or five pmc's and coming out of raid with 5 kits lol

    • @FourFour-ee1tf
      @FourFour-ee1tf 10 месяцев назад +20

      you probably are subconsciously psyching yourself out when you have "good" gear on and playing badly. despite playing safer. Also full gear versus low gear is huge in terms of weight and inertia this massively affects how you move.

    • @Rynam
      @Rynam 10 месяцев назад +2

      If this isn’t the actual fuckin definition of Tarkov.

    • @randomentity6553
      @randomentity6553 10 месяцев назад +3

      I'm beginning to actually PLAY Tarkov, rather than slink around at night doing quests by forcing myself to NOT GIVE A FUCK about dying. and it ain't easy, but I'm getting there. The pistol thing actually helps because There's no friggin way I'm hoping to survive.

    • @Jake-bt3fc
      @Jake-bt3fc 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@FourFour-ee1tf At the end of the day it’s just a numbers game and if you only give yourself one chance you have to be a god but if you try 100 times it’s basically impossible to not succeed

    • @commentingisdangerous7530
      @commentingisdangerous7530 10 месяцев назад +1

      it's because the hackers can see what you have and leave you alone cause you arent worth the risk to them...

  • @209awesomeman
    @209awesomeman 10 месяцев назад

    Yo Jesse just wanted to say that I always appreciate your videos and upbeat attitude you always have. Keep up the great work my dude.

  • @matwarnke3910
    @matwarnke3910 10 месяцев назад +8

    that song voice was angelic

  • @mackieincsouthsea
    @mackieincsouthsea 10 месяцев назад +5

    I feel like memeing is 743.4% better for your mental health 😅 "the tarkov tip therapists DON'T want you to know about"

  • @zachbarren
    @zachbarren 10 месяцев назад +1

    Second video of yours in a row that I’ve gotten a tarkov RMT ad before

  • @dash7828
    @dash7828 10 месяцев назад

    i need a playlist of jesse kazams music

  • @5crufft3ch95
    @5crufft3ch95 10 месяцев назад +1

    You're friend has an amazing singing voice x'D I bet that PMC just wanted his autograph

  • @mrunitforge
    @mrunitforge 10 месяцев назад

    the "I can smell you" sent me back to Seannaners fucking morgan freeman video

  • @Mikufanboy3
    @Mikufanboy3 10 месяцев назад

    What music did you use for your outro?

  • @HodgePodge218
    @HodgePodge218 10 месяцев назад +3

    When I wear gear I get one tapped when I don't wear gear I would have been in a good fight but die. When I bring in shit ammo I can shoot a lot When I bring in the best ammo I get one tapped.

    • @epic8O1
      @epic8O1 10 месяцев назад

      The Tarkov way. Nothing, and no one can escape that reality.

  • @randomentity6553
    @randomentity6553 10 месяцев назад

    10,000 hours and Jesse still makes THIS 3:58 face - no wonder I need Diapers and Valium to play this game. 😛

  • @LeGraete
    @LeGraete 10 месяцев назад

    Does anybody know which song is in the outro?

    • @liajas
      @liajas 10 месяцев назад +2

      Freelancer- StreamBeats by Harris Heller

  • @drpepper5173
    @drpepper5173 10 месяцев назад

    It seems that every time I am about to get a stupid fucking golden watch a sniper scav has to one shot me in the chest even if I'm wearing t5 armor

  • @drdoofenboof6229
    @drdoofenboof6229 10 месяцев назад +1

    boutta buy this game later this week so excited to play fr

  • @greglowe2064
    @greglowe2064 10 месяцев назад

    I watch u to get pumped to play.... not so much tonight

  • @chrismonroe5477
    @chrismonroe5477 10 месяцев назад

    I cant seem to bring myself to play. Last wipe it was constant head eyes. No real fights out 200 raids I maybe had 5-10 fun fights. The rest Head-Eyes Head Jaw etc look up the PMC 10 K/D etc just every time. So either just filled with no-life neckbeards or cheaters beeming me across the map.

  • @5crufft3ch95
    @5crufft3ch95 10 месяцев назад +1

    Okay.. one more comment....
    "HEY MAN WANNA TRADE NADES??"
    "YEAH SURE BUD, i GOT A GOOD ONE FOR YA-.... ohhh that impact is not fair.."
    Gg xD what are the odds!!!

  • @terririley4231
    @terririley4231 10 месяцев назад

    "I can smell you, pop folds like lawn chair" 😂

  • @cristovski
    @cristovski 10 месяцев назад

    that was a fun video

  • @justinleon5544
    @justinleon5544 10 месяцев назад

    I need to work on not takin the game more seriously. Probably wouldn’t be stressed gaming as much

    • @dionh70
      @dionh70 10 месяцев назад

      We're in the same boat. My wife keeps asking WHY I play this goddamn game

  • @pulseGM
    @pulseGM 10 месяцев назад

    Fresh ahh comments

  • @Quaneje
    @Quaneje 10 месяцев назад

    Addled with cheaters very unfun

  • @Slain_ow
    @Slain_ow 10 месяцев назад

    52 second ago holyyyy early W