Matt McCusker | Hot Cousins | Stand-Up On The Spot

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
  • Matt McCusker covers everything from Jamaican lady elder abuse to whether he'd F- his mom or his dad on Stand-Up On The Spot where comedians go up with no prepared material and riff off of audience suggestions. #MattMcCusker #standupcomedy #elderabuse #neuralink #kidsonleashes #hotcousins #dreadlocks #capcity #austin #shanegillis #mattandshanesecretpodcast #shaman #SOTS
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  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob954 10 месяцев назад +3120

    Audio needs fixing...it needs to be tuned to 432Hz.

    • @BennHaze
      @BennHaze 10 месяцев назад +20

      Keep seeing this type of comment. What does this mean?

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 10 месяцев назад +23

      @@BennHaze For reference:
      ruclips.net/video/rAQ2AWnSFe4/видео.html

    • @Jacob-zv7xw
      @Jacob-zv7xw 10 месяцев назад +51

      @@BennHazethe shaman is a renown flutist

    • @Sophisticlesenergy
      @Sophisticlesenergy 10 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@BennHazeits because shane hates when these comments get like this

    • @alexanderevans9262
      @alexanderevans9262 10 месяцев назад +13

      For real I could tell instantly. I said, Matt’s voice is much more healing than this.

  • @TheSlayerofGoogans
    @TheSlayerofGoogans 10 месяцев назад +954

    I’ve been saying this for years but Matt’s on the Cusk of greatness

    • @Nalopotato
      @Nalopotato 10 месяцев назад +17

      that might be the single greatest backhanded compliment

    • @RAPPERreal
      @RAPPERreal 10 месяцев назад +1

      lmaoo

    • @skatekr3wmonty
      @skatekr3wmonty 10 месяцев назад +2

      right on the cusk

    • @JimmyJamesJimbo
      @JimmyJamesJimbo 10 месяцев назад

      Right on that maher fahin cuuuusssskkkkkkk

    • @Baconbits16
      @Baconbits16 10 месяцев назад

      Cusking or is that something different?

  • @raging100
    @raging100 10 месяцев назад +332

    on the spot is the hardest thing to do in comedy lol...props for shaman for giving it a go with 50% of the room looking like they got dragged there against their will

    • @claytonchaos578
      @claytonchaos578 10 месяцев назад +10

      That’s most comedy shows these days lol

  • @chinxwraps7777
    @chinxwraps7777 10 месяцев назад +665

    This is literally Matt’s craft bringing up random shit and making it funny for the dawgs lmao

  • @iwishiwasryan192
    @iwishiwasryan192 10 месяцев назад +790

    The shaman killed this set

    • @CB-ht9ow
      @CB-ht9ow 10 месяцев назад +3

      Good Bits and Punch lines

    • @Jonathanmm7
      @Jonathanmm7 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@CB-ht9ow saw him in raleigh last year and was overcome with immense joy and glee. oh how our laughter filled the room. a glorious day to remember indeed.

    • @Rogerkonijntje
      @Rogerkonijntje 10 месяцев назад

      earth wind and fire, heeding his call :p

  • @brennenconlee437
    @brennenconlee437 10 месяцев назад +246

    As a long time MSSP listener, I’m truly blessed to have more shaman stand up clips to consume, and I’m imagining more on the way now that the dawgs are in Austin. Now if we can get some high quality clips of pope or oconnies that would be incredible

    • @oldghostbilly
      @oldghostbilly 10 месяцев назад +8

      I acutely hate everyone that starts their comment off with "As a..."

    • @brennenconlee437
      @brennenconlee437 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@oldghostbilly as a person that also hates that, I agree

    • @BennHaze
      @BennHaze 10 месяцев назад +4

      As a regular RUclipsr I hate it too, it’s so common.

    • @patrickembury2188
      @patrickembury2188 10 месяцев назад +5

      As a gay man I disagree

    • @trapchurches555
      @trapchurches555 10 месяцев назад +5

      Billy and spud >>

  • @Owen-G
    @Owen-G 10 месяцев назад +146

    It’s crazy cuz that elder abuse prompt definitely reminded Matt of the MULTIPLE times him and Shane had this convo on the pod.

  • @unklawfulbanana1357
    @unklawfulbanana1357 10 месяцев назад +189

    Matt has insane crowdwork. Most underrated comedian in my opinion

  • @ktmdevon
    @ktmdevon 10 месяцев назад +445

    First date shouting out hot cousins is a tough look 😂😂😂

    • @barrydickins3476
      @barrydickins3476 10 месяцев назад +90

      Fr 😂 Matt’s a bro for trying to turn it around for the lad

    • @nahyeah7249
      @nahyeah7249 10 месяцев назад +20

      Why would he yell that out on a first date, holy moly

    • @zbell7003
      @zbell7003 10 месяцев назад +43

      “i thought it was aggressive of him” 😂

    • @mistasplash2725
      @mistasplash2725 10 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah man should've said voluptuous just to express their form

    • @ThePerculator9000
      @ThePerculator9000 10 месяцев назад +11

      He played his cards right a true dawg if you will

  • @m3xicanpolice627
    @m3xicanpolice627 10 месяцев назад +85

    Matt’s such a g for putting that dude on who was on the first date hahaha

    • @civildissension
      @civildissension 10 месяцев назад +14

      Could not be said enough. He really should get more credit outside of our circlejerk.

  • @whatdadogdoin8457
    @whatdadogdoin8457 10 месяцев назад +28

    I haven’t watched enough actual standup of Matt but I’ve watched the pod for like 4 years and he’s so comfortable bringing up random shit like this. This is by far his absolute peak and funniness, just on the fly can riff anything. I think he overthinks sometimes like on kill Tony and shit and needs to let loose

    • @CreamedCorn2002
      @CreamedCorn2002 7 месяцев назад

      U watched the pod for 4 years and never bothered to look up any of matts stand up?

    • @whatdadogdoin8457
      @whatdadogdoin8457 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@CreamedCorn2002 nope😂 I have never watched stand up until like a year ago. 1 dollar Patreon tho cuz I’m a dawg

  • @austinovyel6021
    @austinovyel6021 10 месяцев назад +92

    1:17 the dogs were barking lmao

  • @Fisker94
    @Fisker94 10 месяцев назад +128

    Damn! Neuro link for dawgbrains would be crazy

    • @michaelrfalkowski2446
      @michaelrfalkowski2446 10 месяцев назад +1

      Neurolink for the dawgs!

    • @freewindman9675
      @freewindman9675 10 месяцев назад +1

      RUclips comments melt my brain

    • @joshuathornton9129
      @joshuathornton9129 10 месяцев назад +2

      We’d all be too powerful like the big red machine, we’d all have to be cancelled immediately

    • @suurisuu9702
      @suurisuu9702 6 месяцев назад

      That feels like episode from Ricky and morty😂😂😂😂

  • @mellpear4773
    @mellpear4773 10 месяцев назад +14

    This is probably best one I’ve ever seen - amazing from the shaman

  • @maxwellpollockable
    @maxwellpollockable 10 месяцев назад +24

    the aggressive kids on leashes got me

  • @yyguuyg
    @yyguuyg 10 месяцев назад +85

    Matt is fucking great, this seems so challenging to do and he absolutely crushed it

    • @QuantumRizzX
      @QuantumRizzX 10 месяцев назад +1

      Most comedy like this is done in troupe or group of comedians so they have someone to riff off. Normand and attell are the best at it, they do their sets all while crows working too but then have a q&a at the end for 15 minutes

    • @QuantumRizzX
      @QuantumRizzX 10 месяцев назад

      Mccusker is a killer too

  • @life.as.a.duck.336
    @life.as.a.duck.336 10 месяцев назад +50

    damn dad you've been keeping it tight 🤣🤣🤣

    • @trevor3255
      @trevor3255 10 месяцев назад +2

      the deja vu joke got me :D

    • @enzolong9085
      @enzolong9085 3 месяца назад

      ​@@trevor3255 same 😂

  • @rezzbuilds8343
    @rezzbuilds8343 10 месяцев назад +42

    The shaman is growing stronger

  • @mattgoodell7015
    @mattgoodell7015 10 месяцев назад +102

    Neurolink for the Dawgs!

  • @nicknovakk
    @nicknovakk 10 месяцев назад +31

    God I love this set! Watched it so many times.

    • @curlyb
      @curlyb 10 месяцев назад

      🤣

  • @ControlNumber
    @ControlNumber 10 месяцев назад +21

    Shaman keepin' it real as always.

  • @rachelbachtell6053
    @rachelbachtell6053 10 месяцев назад +50

    I'm not very fond of these kinds of sets but if matt keeps doing them I'll watch em all he killed it! I wanted it to be longer

  • @CMP719
    @CMP719 10 месяцев назад +18

    Damn i thought it was gonna be a new one!
    But its still great to re-rewatch!

  • @loribug12
    @loribug12 10 месяцев назад +7

    Matt’s looking sharp in his dark jeans! I’m so used to seeing him on the pod in jogging pants. 😂

  • @barrydickins3476
    @barrydickins3476 10 месяцев назад +6

    Very well done Microdoes Mathew. You did not miss

  • @jaramiahmarquez8966
    @jaramiahmarquez8966 10 месяцев назад +5

    Matt crushing it 😂

  • @RicoAlessandro
    @RicoAlessandro 2 месяца назад

    "You get your hug" "don't make a big deal about it"😂😂

  • @QuantumRizzX
    @QuantumRizzX 10 месяцев назад +5

    I hate myself for missing mccusker butterly and rainey in Chicago a few years ago ahd mccusker last week here but I get to see the fully loaded tour ahd can’t wait

    • @rudyfernandez9198
      @rudyfernandez9198 10 месяцев назад

      Dude I was beating myself over it. What up dude!? Shout out from Des Plaines! 🤙

  • @MichaelDouglas-24
    @MichaelDouglas-24 10 месяцев назад +8

    He nailed this

  • @PokeCactus
    @PokeCactus 10 месяцев назад +4

    This one is fireeee ❤❤❤🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @Togetherwefall
    @Togetherwefall 10 месяцев назад +13

    This was so hilarious I would love to see Shane react to this lol I know he would think it’s Shrek 1

  • @Schwtz
    @Schwtz 7 месяцев назад +1

    ..."God damn dude keeping it tight" .... LMAO

  • @evancox6772
    @evancox6772 10 месяцев назад +4

    Matt Is so Awesome!!

  • @777biscuits
    @777biscuits 10 месяцев назад +11

    Matt’s sperm joke was so friggin technical. Rodney Mullen-esque technicality

  • @asalu0000
    @asalu0000 10 месяцев назад +1

    Saw him live last month, legit great!

  • @patrickmyers7569
    @patrickmyers7569 10 месяцев назад +1

    You're a real one, Mr McCusker

  • @raphaelgordh8251
    @raphaelgordh8251 10 месяцев назад +6

    Shaman is totally ascending to Red Tier 2 Power God no doubt about it. You can feel the aura

  • @FarsonArson
    @FarsonArson 10 месяцев назад +9

    Matt is a wingman for all. Random dude in a first date? "Just so you know ma'am, this guy is PACKING"

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot 10 месяцев назад +1

      He would take a black eye for a friend 100%

  • @suurisuu9702
    @suurisuu9702 6 месяцев назад +2

    That woman sayin neurolink for a dog feels like episode from Ricky and morty 😂😂😂

    • @yesman9792
      @yesman9792 2 месяца назад

      "where are my balls Summer?"

  • @jamesgordon123
    @jamesgordon123 10 месяцев назад +5

    Could watch Matt for hrs

  • @HealthyNick
    @HealthyNick 10 месяцев назад +2

    Lol Dude, Matt got me Dead, right off the bat. Love it

  • @rickmort27
    @rickmort27 10 месяцев назад +2

    coulda listened to 1 hour of that, oh wait i do everyday lol

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 7 месяцев назад

    No one makes me laugh harder than Mccuskie 😂

  • @frankwoods9680
    @frankwoods9680 3 месяца назад

    This guy is the absolute best

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 10 месяцев назад +2

    The Shaman perfecting his craft getting better and better...
    SODTAOE!

  • @JohnnyG911
    @JohnnyG911 8 месяцев назад +2

    Matt killed this shit 🔥🔥🔥

  • @MrJmazing1
    @MrJmazing1 Месяц назад

    He's naturally funny 🤣🤣

  • @Okillydokilly69
    @Okillydokilly69 10 месяцев назад +22

    SODTAOE . The shaman graces us . Blessed are ye

  • @tyleroverholser
    @tyleroverholser 10 месяцев назад

    Gotta love some Matt content

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 5 месяцев назад

    The dawgs are truly blessed ❤

  • @DeathWard187
    @DeathWard187 10 месяцев назад +4

    what a legend he's so funny

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch 6 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly a pretty damn creative audience. Dude, where are these shows I'd love to be in this audience

  • @goldfruitco6841
    @goldfruitco6841 7 месяцев назад

    this is why it's MATT's podcast

  • @trentlomelino
    @trentlomelino 10 месяцев назад +5

    Matt did his thing for the bros

  • @Iknowmusicyoudont
    @Iknowmusicyoudont 10 месяцев назад +1

    Unreal set

  • @sagetmaster4
    @sagetmaster4 10 месяцев назад +1

    Matt could do this for five hours straight and it would all be hilarious

  • @devanman7920
    @devanman7920 10 месяцев назад +12

    If he can get even 20% as funny on stage as he is on the podcast he's gonna do really well.

    • @station-7
      @station-7 9 месяцев назад +2

      The podcast is better than either of their individual stand ups.

    • @MoisterizedEar
      @MoisterizedEar 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@station-7Shane explained it well, the podcast is unhinged and he can say whatever because he knows it’s for the dawgs. But during his standup there’s no telling who is in the crowd so he is more careful with what he says. Which is the most understandable reason for being a little more censored on stage I’ve ever heard. Just and honest way to do it.

  • @natetaylor9773
    @natetaylor9773 10 месяцев назад +3

    My hero 😭

  • @goodgodmode
    @goodgodmode 10 месяцев назад +5

    The Shaman is in his bag here

  • @adammitchell1290
    @adammitchell1290 10 месяцев назад +1

    More Matt standup!!!!

  • @jackbaird6724
    @jackbaird6724 8 месяцев назад

    Honestly an insane set, killer

  • @crryder44
    @crryder44 4 месяца назад

    All of that was hilarious

  • @championsofodin9868
    @championsofodin9868 10 месяцев назад +1

    Matt’s so funny 😂

  • @MrGMT1992
    @MrGMT1992 10 месяцев назад

    Matt is the real deal.

  • @neilbowman573
    @neilbowman573 10 месяцев назад +9

    I've got a daughter that has to be leashed. She has what we used to call water on the brain. When she falls she only has the ability to brace her fall with her face. Which is pretty cool for a little girl w a brain problem. And her next beat quality is that if she's told No she will swing on you and then grab something to throw at you. ...And I'm supposed to free range this kid? She's a leash kid....she cannot be allowed to choose her own destination.

    • @gabrielklushkan2438
      @gabrielklushkan2438 10 месяцев назад

      That’s fair. I guess when they’re joking about kids on leashes it’s for the kids that could be able to go off and do their thing but their crazy parents don’t let them do anything

    • @neilbowman573
      @neilbowman573 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@gabrielklushkan2438 Trust me, I think it's funny. I'm just saying I've got a kid that you don't want roaming on her own. Fearless and clumsy aren't a good combo.

    • @maximus8610
      @maximus8610 9 месяцев назад +5

      Respectfully you worded this in a hilarious way

    • @45johngalt
      @45johngalt 4 месяца назад

      i was a normal kid but until i was about 4 or 5 i was a madman. I almost climbed and fell into the guerilla pit at the SF zoo, got out of my car seat while on the freeway and started making it towards the window.
      So, I'm glad they put me on a leash. I had already managed to gash my head on the edge of a glass topped coffee table and severed off the tip of my left ring finger and had to have it reattached because i was messing with a heavy, sliding glass door.

  • @vinnyt42allday
    @vinnyt42allday 10 месяцев назад

    Matt might be the next best

  • @tracetalley4834
    @tracetalley4834 10 месяцев назад +5

    Hoodie was a real stab in the back to their Lucy sponsorship 👀

    • @rrauly1166
      @rrauly1166 10 месяцев назад +3

      zen not zyn lol

    • @TarantuLandoCalcuLingus
      @TarantuLandoCalcuLingus 4 месяца назад

      ​@@rrauly1166 translates to 'not his fun' lol

    • @rrauly1166
      @rrauly1166 4 месяца назад

      @@TarantuLandoCalcuLingus means peaceful and calm

  • @prince13896
    @prince13896 10 месяцев назад +11

    These are usually a rough one, but never underestimate the Shaman.

  • @agmike98
    @agmike98 10 месяцев назад +7

    Is it weirdly light in there or a really good camera

  • @QuantumDivergence
    @QuantumDivergence 6 часов назад

    McCusker RULES

  • @julicoole
    @julicoole 10 месяцев назад +6

    What a beast

  • @CZW
    @CZW 10 месяцев назад

    Need more... great set!

  • @NightWalker035
    @NightWalker035 8 месяцев назад +2

    screaming "hot cousins" on the first date is honestly so baller it puts Jordan to shame.

  • @thatoneguywithahugethang
    @thatoneguywithahugethang 10 месяцев назад +1

    Hell yeah dawg

  • @cocorkiller2322
    @cocorkiller2322 10 месяцев назад

    Anything of the shaman is always top notch

  • @ismaeldomingo2249
    @ismaeldomingo2249 10 месяцев назад

    Great for you shaman, stay fly

  • @bachtell
    @bachtell 10 месяцев назад +3

    Need that hoodie tbh.

  • @snowmanap
    @snowmanap 10 месяцев назад +3

    The Shaman kills!

  • @burimsaliji23
    @burimsaliji23 10 месяцев назад +1

    Matt is good 😎 very nice

  • @ethanraynerart
    @ethanraynerart 10 месяцев назад +1

    great set

  • @jjsh9849
    @jjsh9849 5 месяцев назад

    Tha muthafkn Shaman aka speed of light!!

  • @davidrod4629
    @davidrod4629 7 месяцев назад +1

    Holy sh*t Matt kills on stage💀

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 8 месяцев назад +1

    Would've loved a tribal flute performance as well but this will do.

  • @BobbyWelcomePackets
    @BobbyWelcomePackets 10 месяцев назад +1

    My only complaint is that this video isnt longer

  • @ultimatedriversofmachinery
    @ultimatedriversofmachinery 10 месяцев назад +2

    Bro it’s hard to not make a big deal out of a hot cousin it’s weird man we need to talk more about it

    • @Se7enth351
      @Se7enth351 4 месяца назад

      Do we really though

  • @albertcano504
    @albertcano504 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love the new Chris Farley and David spade

  • @Nunya7211
    @Nunya7211 4 месяца назад

    This is exactly what seeing the first great speakers in ancient Greece was like. Matt McCusker.

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 8 месяцев назад +1

    "We was sperms" 🤣

  • @bocajred11
    @bocajred11 10 месяцев назад +2

    It’s crazy how similar him and Shane are.

  • @BigFarts0
    @BigFarts0 10 месяцев назад +3

    Dawgz Unite

  • @Poosnatcher
    @Poosnatcher 10 месяцев назад +3

    Hell yeah matt

  • @M0stlym3answ3ll
    @M0stlym3answ3ll 3 месяца назад

    I didn’t come here to watch the video. Just showed up to say “YES”.

  • @OyeVato
    @OyeVato 10 месяцев назад +2

    Bro Matt is so fucking funny

  • @timlosito
    @timlosito 2 месяца назад

    Shoutout Daniel Johnston - they have Jeremiah the Frog on the backdrop

  • @evertkennedy1836
    @evertkennedy1836 7 месяцев назад

    How tight is God, and Dad. The Sammie's in the game again!!!!

  • @stevet6401
    @stevet6401 10 месяцев назад +5

    Our God is glorious

  • @alvarovargasbang-wutang8461
    @alvarovargasbang-wutang8461 2 месяца назад

    Matt MacArthur killed it on that freestyle

  • @aidanclaproth1896
    @aidanclaproth1896 8 месяцев назад

    432 Hz of gold. Hell yeah matty poo

  • @joegreene7746
    @joegreene7746 10 месяцев назад

    This guy is so funny

  • @axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139
    @axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139 10 месяцев назад

    Shane is so good at keeping Matt in the groove.