Safest Pilot in War Thunder
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- Опубликовано: 17 янв 2023
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It would be cool if Gaijin added warning sounds to aircraft in War Thunder but have the option to turn them off in the options. It would be awesome listening to different countries systems.
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Unrealistic, he didn’t revenge bomb a tank and then hit a poorly rendered fence pole.
This should not be relatable but it is😂
What’s unrealistic is that a friendly didn’t crash into him
I can just imagine him smashing into thin air then a random building loading in like : "sorry buddy, they changed my zip codes again."
Just yesterday I blew up a tank, five minutes later I heard the sirens of a stuka. 15 seconds later, there was a Suka and two very big bomb burning in front of me. The best part was is I was about to blow a panther to the promised land from 3 feet away-and he didnt know i was there
Why is that so true
''CLIMB NOW, RETARD, CLIMB NOW''
bro had some beef 💀
Nah bro he had some nasty pork
Retard = plane warning you to reduce throttle as part of a landing
This means: CLIMB NOW, SLOW DOWN, CLIMB NOW
@@Alex2554sounds right. Its more obvious in French though.
Airbus aircraft say "retard" when landing to tell the First Officer or captain to flare
"RETARD, PULL UP"
bro was mad
FRR
Retard means slow down when flying at low altitude, all planes have this in their voice warning system, but it’s pretty funny ngl 😂😂
Retard Basically means To pull the Throttle back on idle so it can land safely but he ain’t landing safely today
That is not what it means 😂😂😂
@@HELLO56243 ik lol
Jet started begging for it's life . 😂
fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
the plane had 4 aneurisms, 2 strokes and 7 heart attacks within the length of this video
I was just half asleep and this comment woke me up 😂
Ahhahahahahahahshssh
CLIIIIIMMMMB NOOOOOOW
Lmao
@OwO damn you, bots.
bro's jet had a panic attack 💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Ayo Charles
@@vikrantdoley9072 tell jit i'm coming for dulce,
*I WILL CONSUME DULCE.*
@@charles_thesecondmanthing joy already assaulted dulce
💀
Dude broke half of the city’s windows.
Speed of Sound?
@@GYVMF1 No, the need for speed
💀@@-_deploy_-
@@-_deploy_-I feel the need…
fr
You know you messed up when the plane itself is mad at you.
bro didnt want to die
Bro's jet was having a mental breakdown and seizure at the same time
Hahahaha
My exact thought
💀
It just yells at him like it has a giant turbine pointing straight up ._.
Fr
That plane feared for its integrity more than this pilot did for his life.
True
😂
“Terrain!
Yo fucking stop im scared”
Yup
LOL
The Mig panicked so hard it started speaking english 💀
What type of mig is it?
@@Avi_zxt 29
Mig i think mig29 fulcrum
@@sergiuandrei4875cool
💀
Bro din’t panicked
THE AIRPLANE PANICKED💀
*Ai doesn't have emotions*
The AI:
The AI saying retard agen and agen
Jet was hyperventilating
It don't want to die with this psychopath
@@BossyScarface 💀
Ehe the nandayo
Plane started insulting him 💀
lmao
brother?
Retard means to reduce throttle
Retard in an airbus means when you get below 30 feet (or when it says 30) it says “retard retard” it means to pull the engines to zero so you can glide down and have a soft landing
Fr💀
*''CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMB NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW''* Bro had a f--king meltdown over being safe Edit: SO MANY LIKES MOM IM FAMOUS
fr the jet got a heart attack
what😂
Oh hell nah a like beggar ugh im sick of like beggar
"MAN EACH TIME I GO DOWN IT CALLED ME A RETARD"
I think "retard" means (for normal airplanes) setting the throttle to idle
"Pull up R E T A R D"
Retard means Pull back the throttle/slow down. Usually Plane says that when ur about to land
@@Ami-gu5zi 💀
goofy ahh warnings
@@blobertin7557fun fact: tank turret elevation is measured in depression and dispersion. I remember my first time playing wotb as a kid and someone commented "holy sht your tank has a lot of depression". Got confused so much about it because of how frequent people commented it, so I looked it up and thought "what were tank designers thinking?"
@@Ami-gu5zi🤓
When the soviet fighter jet starts speaking english, you know you're fucked up.
That's a mirage
@@addinix17 that is definitely a mig-29
As a Russian pilot in this game
Can confirm its a Fucking mig 🤣
The American engineers assume pilots are owls, I see a rearview mirror
@@addinix17 the letters on the hud is clearly cyrillic
I think he thought it was a mirage because of the lead indicator thingy
His plane couldn’t decide if it was an airbus or a Boeing or an MD-11 💀
"Ahhh... such a beautiful day today.. *looks out the window* WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT"
Then the windows shatter because of the Sonic boom and go inside of your eyes
The AI saying "Retard" got me laughing real good
Wdym
@@dyslexicmitochondria5642 alright thx for warning me bro
@Dyslexic Mitochondria ok
What AI?
Retarding in engineering means to slow acceleration
CLIMB NOW
CLIIIIMB NOWWWWWWWWWW
CLI-CLI-CLI-CLIMBNOW
PUUL UP PUUL UP
TO LOW FLAPS TO LOW GEAR
TERRAIN TERRAIN TERRAIN
DONT SINK!
bro just added all the alarms he could find
Your jets computer is TRIPPIN'😂
These goofy alarms 💀
Dont really exist in WT.
*CLimB NAAOOOOooOoW*
@@thelaw2174 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Nirotheolu sadly*
Whats so goofy about them
*Computer gains sentience* "C L I M B. N O W."
🤣🤣
The poor Computer didn't know what Alarm to sound first😵💫
maybe its a situation like this when ai gains sentience and then the reason we dont immediately destroy it to avoid a sky net scenario is cause the pilot forms a battle buddy bond with it
ai gaining sentience from a maverick human balls-deep lack of self-preservation, is precisely the arc im here for
Maybe the computer likes vapor wave music 🤣
Warning radio: PULL UP, CLIMB NOW!!!!!
Him:🗿
Since its a mig 29 it should've been blyat cuka, cuka cuka blyat, blyattt
*"CCLLLIIIMMBBB NNNOOOWWWW"* blud sounded pissed 💀
YES
He probably was he probably didn’t wanna die
Can the airplane talk?
@yuanawaharika4922 what...?
@@airforceone2000 no
“Climb now. Climb now. Climb. Now. CLIIIIMB. NOOOOW.”
CLIIIIIIIIMMMMMBBBBB NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWUH
CLIMEEEEEÈ NOÆWWWWW
@Johnson Nicolson Bro how did u talk like that? 💀
@Johnson Nicolson Wtf💀
@Johnson Nicolson Lol.
All the warning noises added 50 bpm to my heart rate
Thank you for flying Spirit Airlines
Ace combat players when they see any gap their planes can fit in
And not only for their planes 🗿
Also DCS players
Where there's a hole
@notsen that's what I doing in ace combat 6 last mission and 1 mission that I cannot remember the name
CAUTION PULL UP
As a pilot, all these rapid fire, goofy ah alarms from entirely different planes had me 💀
Ok which one just straight up calls you "retard" 🤣
Bank angle 💀
Bitching Betty from the MD-11's are the best 😆
As pilot says someone who pilot small ass plane
Ikr I am crying laughing literally too many different alarms from different manufacturers💀
CLIMB NOOOOOOW BRO HAD SOME BEEF💀
Plane question a person's intelligence is the last thing we expected 😂
The AI suffered a stroke. Bless his soul.
Lol
AI don't have souls.
bro got alot of likes but little comments
That's not ai it's the voice warning system smarty pants
6 replies lemme? fix that
Techpriest: "The machine spirit of your plane seems... traumatized."
Pilot: "I would have no idea."
Thats what they get for letting the orc fly
How dare you do this to an avatar of the the omnissiah you faithless heretic
Is this in reference to something? Because it's clever
Tf is a tech priest and why haven't i heard that before its great
@@WaddlingWaffle Warhammer 40k baby
"Cliiiiiiiiiiimb noooooooooooow"
Had me on the floor😂
Bro got every cockpit alarm possible💀
The altitude sensor on this plane be like: WHAT THE FU** ARE YOU DOING?
Bro was carrying out the mission from Top Gun
That altitude sensor did not want to die lmao 💀
You don’t have to censor yourself you can say fuck
"So according to me we are... Landed..?"
@@cloakerzero.mp3802the altitude sensor sensing 3 different forms of ground:
Damn they built a jet with a will to live
The F-35 probably won't do it at all, tells the pilot "FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU.."
Pull up, Dave. I still have the greatest enthusiasm for this bombing run.
😂😂😂😂😂
@@OswaldM_14 for the love of jesus, just pull up dave, i have wife and kids back home
Imagine hearing these after you blacked out due to high gs, that would be the most horrifyingly confusing state to be in as you slowly start to process what it's telling you to do, thats probably why its so frantic. Quick repetition so that if they are in a haze they can understand what it's telling them quicker. Prolly gets their adrenaline pumping too, that shit is intense if it's accurate
Bro was so safe the captions said [Music]💀
Bros flight school was a RUclips tutorial 😂
Bros plane was begging for mercy💀
PULL UP PLS IM BEGGING I DONT WANNA DIE
underrated
bro's flying on a cities skyline map 💀
Um no?
@whar? you can’t even use woosh right stfu
@@basharassadreal1971dont worry. Its been so long since op has been outside in the city. They have forgotten what they are called. What they feel like. :(
@whar? redditor lmaoo
@@nsombakuZambia r/woosh
WhY iS mY pLaNe CaLlInG mE aUtIsTiC
For those who didnt know when the plane says “Retard” it means you must throttle down to idle
no one ask and no one cares we all know that
@@RealZunnan I didn't know
what are the dancing worms tho?
that jet was begging for its life
C L I M B N O W
Terrain Terrain Terrain Terrain
"Retard" 💀
"RETARD" had me dying 💀💀💀
Edit: i may have started a fight
Just so you know, most airliners say retard right when they are about to touch down. Retard means to pull back, in this case, the throttle.
@@peterpham6288 Yea, but it also sounds funny, just the thought of flying dangerously and the systems start calling you retard
@@Jerry-cg9niit's kinda fucked up to think about but a lot of pilots last moments they were being called retard by the warning system before they crashed into the ground.
Flight simulator says retard on roblox its funny as fuck
@@changedpace9169Why did I laugh at this 💀
Losing someone thats tailing you in movies be like:
Plane: *goes in a 1 degree tilt"
Warning System: BANK ANGLE
war thunder players escaping from the FBI after leaking classified military documents
Pure comedy gold
Yes
This ain’t even a joke.
😂😂😂😂😂
Again
Man just activated every alarm system in the book💀
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Even the retard alarm
How do i do that skull?
💀
Bro is getting yelled at by all alarms💀
The jet is worried his life more than the pilot
You had about 3 AI’s tryna save the plane from yourself 💀 and one of em gave up on you real quick and started spamming “r*tard” 😭 they had to mute him 😭😭
Automated GPWS call outs actually say that exact word, don't know if you knew that or were joking
@@patpatpat1336 they do?
@@patpatpat1336 yea, but no average person is gonna hear this and go “idk why he isn’t reducing the throttles, it said retard” I was just using the terms against them, it’ll definitely catch you off guard
@@MilitaryEnthusiastFLA yep, french for "slow down"
Also a alarm other than ai
Bro just pulled up every plane warning in existence
That's an OPS CHK if I ever heard one.
And this at the same time
wrong, he didn't pull up despite the aircraft's warnings
@@partylizard8343
Bank angle while being nearly perfectly level
Retard while still being airborne
Shall i continue...?
All that’s missing is some guy spamming gramercy in chat
Bagangle bagangle bagangle💀
Samir, you're breaking the plane!
The jet had 3 heart attacks, 4 strokes and 90 panic attacks
Correct
yes fearing for its life
GPWS was having a panic attack
Really sounded like it 😂
😂😂😂😂
The AI started spamming voicelines 💀
And calling him names
It's called a voice warning system not ai
@@sledge2105 🤓
Their where all post-production. Its a joke... A bad one
@@fetor2597🤡
“CLIMB NOW. CLLLIIIMMMMBB NNNOOOOOWWWWWWW”
THIS GOT ME DEAD🤣🤣🤣💀
The jet: watch you jet bro, WATCH YOUR JET!! WATCH YOUR JET!! BRO!!
I am too immature to become a jet pilot cause any time I hear my plane say "retard" I'll probably just crash into the ground from laughing
Are you telling me that the use of retard has a mechanical use in this context and the plane isn’t calling the pilot a retard???
🤝
@@CamelThief shut up
@@CamelThief Not in this case, retard means slow. That's where the term "mental retardation" comes from, it's when the brain is slower than average.
@@CamelThief it's telling the pilot to reduce engine power for landing
AI started an argument with him💀
It’s the voice warning system not AI
😂
Lol it’s GPWS but I guess it does use relativity complex programming to make the callouts so it might count as AI.
@@BigLongAubergine🤓👆
@@mikewazowski9941you mean "_🤓☝️_"
bro’s plane turned into a “special needs” kid that having an panic attack 💀💀
The pilot doesn't care about the alarms. 👏
Imagine Luke’s X-wing screaming “retard, retard” at him during the Death Star trench run 😂😂😂
You don't think if R2D2 could talk it won't do the same? Remember that time C3PO screaming while Luke took control to Millennium Falcon?
@@ATTENTIONseekinggaming☠
Accidentally clicked ur pfp ._.
@@ATTENTIONseekinggamingretard has another meaning in aviation
@@ATTENTIONseekinggaming retard means decrease throttle (decrease the speed of the plane)
The plane wanted to live more then the pilot 💀
lol
Fr lol 💀💀💀💀💀
This has me cackling 😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*than
- 911 what’s your emergency?
- Terrain Terrain pull up, stall, windshear (all x9999999999999)
"don't sink" 💀
Programmers: should we give the trees a hitbox?
Devs: Nah, nobody would fly that low
some of them do lol the wrong ones
Never thought I’d see a plane with a sense of self preservation
They all do. Heck, some of the newer fighters will detect G-LOC and level out automatically, I think.
@@mage3690 They don't use AI directly in flight, at least not currently. They use predetermined responses based on the data they're given, i.e "if... + if..., then this...".
What you're thinking of is Auto-GCAS (Ground Collision Avoidance System) and has been implemented by Lockheed Martin since 2014. It doesn't directly detect GLOC, but it determines if a ground collision is imminent and autonomously takes the necessary maneuvers to avoid it.
@@quark5100 yeah, I highly doubt they're going to have AI do anything of consequence in a fighter for at least another couple of decades. Maybe the NGAD system will have AI, but even then I doubt it'll be very advanced. I did think that the auto-GCAS might have a heart monitor on the pilot to direct detect G-LOC, but just avoiding the ground is probably a lot easier than trying to detect if a human has fallen asleep or not.
As much as you'd think it would help, AI just isn't much good for war. Just look at TheFatElectrician's "AI vs Marines" video to see a fantastic example of why.
@@mage3690 Probably right, but who knows what's going on behind closed doors. AI will inevitably get more involved though, but what is already implemented through basic programming works good enough in most instances. As far as my experience with Auto-GCAS goes, there was no heart monitoring system; it was intended to be used for more than just GLOC recovery, such as pilot distraction. The system would just use data to determine if a ground collision is imminent, then autonomously roll to level and do a +5g pull. The pilot's condition is irrelevant in that moment, at least from the system's perspective.
I think AI has its applications in warfare, but it's a slippery slope between data analysis and autonomous drones deciding on friendly and hostile targets. While AI can eliminate human error, it also eliminates human intuition and reason.
CLIMBBBN NOOWWWWWWWWWWW, Bank Angle, Bank Angle, Bank Angle, CLIMMMMMBBBBBBB NOOWWWWWWWW
Bro got every single pilots alarm 💀
The plane mental state in sequence as below,
1.Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Acceptance
"retard retard retard retard"
computer was flaming him 💀
C. L. I. M. B. N. O. W
C L I M B N O W
Bank angle 3x
PULL UP
“Terrain terrain terrain” “pull up pull up pull up” “I SAID PULL THE FUCK UP”
Bro the plane got maaad frr
"RETARD"
@@leowalker6504 lmfao
“OKAY I PULL UP”
*flying straight* “BANK ANGLE” “BANK ANGLE”
"Bank Angle" got me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favourite part is when the plane said "Retard, climb now!"
Is almost as if it knew the pilot was doing something stupid.
Plane three seconds from just gaining sentience and ejecting him as a hazard
It does know?
You know its gonna be good if the alarm says "60" at 927 ft
That "clIiiiiiMb nOoOOW" got me crashing in two towers 💀💀
you know you are f*&ked when the plane starts calling in insults from 5 different voices
lol
I love how it says bank angle when the wings are level.
Every single GWS ever shouted in his face lol
The pilot really told the plane, “you ever feel like life is meaningless sometimes?”
The plane really went 😳
Nope, the plane went "Climb now. Climb now, retard. *CLIMB NOW.*"
Underrated
@Dyslexic Mitochondria Good advice, thanks
Ain't no way the plane was arguing with the man💀
Literally a group of friends that had a fellow fast driver belike 😂
“RyanAir will be considering your application within the shortest delay”
NOOOO 💀
@@cabbybrocolimania5297 that's the last words of Ryanair passengers 😭
That poor plane will never mentally recover from that💀
Near death experience 💀
lol
Bro the jet was begging for his life
jet be like: I BEG YOU PLEASE DONT DO THIS
Bro said "RETARD?" Like it was a question💀
Nah he said it like "GOD DAMN RETARD ALREADY YOU HAVENT RETARTED YET?? RETARD??" you feel me?
it really isn't a question, it's demanding a reduction in throttle as part of a landing
@@MrBooblo086 "On Airbus aircraft¹, the "RETARD" callout occurs just before touchdown and acts as a reminder² for the pilot to put the thrust levers to idle." it just is true tho... ok demand may be a strong word for it but it isn't a question
@@AnD1262 It an joke man, but atleast we know what it means now.
😂
AI realized it gained sentience at the wrong time
Blud flew so low to the ground that his aircraft's system had an anxiety attack
Bro went Terrain terrain terrain terrain terrain terrain
That shit was pleading for its life
🤣Reading this whilst the plane spammed warnings made this funny asf
😂😂😂😂
lmao
It gained sentience
My heart skipped a couple beats😂😂😂😆
When you realize the plane has a higher will to live than you...
😂😭💀
Jet: On Christmas my pilot gave me;
800 bank angles
7000 stalls
10000 windshears
1208000 too low flaps
90000000 too high flaps
10000000000000 too low terrains
2000000000000000000 too low gears
122233300000000000000000000 dont sinks