Fortune Feimster Learned to Sink and Swim at the Same Time | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @glitterbea
    @glitterbea 4 года назад +158

    "FORTUNE YA HADUNT SWAYUM" had me in tears

    • @jburr3468
      @jburr3468 3 года назад +2

      That line is my favorite feom her entire set!

    • @roxannemoser
      @roxannemoser 3 года назад +3

      I swear to God that's every sports Mom in NC. They talk like that!

    • @angelapursley2811
      @angelapursley2811 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MarayaGavin5839
      @MarayaGavin5839 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao the way she swung her head lmaooo

  • @DaveTexas
    @DaveTexas Год назад +19

    It takes a lot to get me to laugh out loud when I’m alone. I LOL’d a number of times here! Fortune is legitimately hilarious! Such impeccable timing and delivery, too.

  • @janellehight7969
    @janellehight7969 5 месяцев назад +5

    😂😂😂😂omg I love her when she said everyone jumped in the pool gracefully, but she just threw her body in. I literally laugh so hard I spit my juice out, had to wipe it off my counter. She is funny.😂😂😂😂🎉

  • @froggreen2067
    @froggreen2067 3 года назад +20

    You just got to love her 💜

  • @angelapursley2811
    @angelapursley2811 Год назад +5

    I am the mullet of swimming🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @awd1980
    @awd1980 3 года назад +8

    AH man, I was almost crying from laughing so hard!

  • @YouHadMeAtMoonPie
    @YouHadMeAtMoonPie 6 месяцев назад +5

    “Speedo…bush…”

  • @danamarie4502
    @danamarie4502 4 года назад +17

    Comedic. Genius.

  • @jpz7850
    @jpz7850 3 года назад +6

    She's too funny

  • @kileycarpenter4530
    @kileycarpenter4530 4 года назад +16

    Mine was also a disaster. Almost drowned mid-race and swam back. Fun times.

  • @totestazz24
    @totestazz24 4 года назад +3

    I FUCKING LOVE HER

  • @sarayusarayu832
    @sarayusarayu832 11 месяцев назад +7

    I love her using her childhood trauma as content 👏

  • @gnlilu6972
    @gnlilu6972 10 месяцев назад

    lmao 🤣 I can't 🤣🤣🤣 Fortune 🥠 is some next level 🤣

  • @totestazz24
    @totestazz24 4 года назад +18

    and I only joined the softball team for the team soda and pizza parties

  • @M..6050
    @M..6050 4 года назад +11

    Caterpillar body 😂

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 3 года назад +6

    It's almost 1 in the morning and I'm trying so hard to not laugh out loud. I'm not succeeding very well.

  • @matthewnelson5293
    @matthewnelson5293 4 года назад +7

    Hilarious special! It's also cool to hear all the comedian podcasts like Rogan and Burr talk her up.

  • @EvaK28
    @EvaK28 Месяц назад

    Rollling 😂

  • @drzecelectric4302
    @drzecelectric4302 Год назад +1

    That destroyed me lol

  • @hatzlmike1
    @hatzlmike1 4 года назад +4

    Holy fuuuuuuuuuuck!!....amazing

  • @SentientMuppet
    @SentientMuppet 4 года назад +8

    Currently eating Fun Dip 😶😁

  • @jijitters
    @jijitters 4 года назад +14

    I always wore shorts and a t-shirt when swimming too lol Maybe it's a lesbian thing.

    • @kanescrimes4848
      @kanescrimes4848 4 года назад +1

      Nah, It's a ugly and/or un-confident/insecure and/or fat people (like me) thing.
      It cost me A LOT of money to learn the causation there.

  • @abprairiegurl
    @abprairiegurl 11 месяцев назад +2

    Bush, at 12? We had different experiences.

  • @angelapursley2811
    @angelapursley2811 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I saw her in New Orleans last night!!!! She is awesome!!!!!

  • @Adam1raider
    @Adam1raider 4 года назад +16

    First and last time ever ran...
    Damn funny though

  • @sockjriggs1926
    @sockjriggs1926 4 года назад +26

    Where may I find a lesbian swim suit cuz I really need one.

    • @justgearheadstuff2718
      @justgearheadstuff2718 4 месяца назад +1

      Target of course. Get an oversized T shirt, cut off the sleeves. Then buy a pair of sweat pants. And if you're feeling extra lesbian, cut the sweatpants into shorts.

  • @kayb402
    @kayb402 4 года назад +2

    Bro I just looked at this women kid hybrids and started laughing. Funniest shit I’ve seen in a while!

  • @MrWATCHthisWAY
    @MrWATCHthisWAY 4 года назад +7

    This is the funniest act I have watch of her’s. She makes a great assistant straight person to another comic but alone I feel she struggles unless she is making jokes about herself.

    • @Zinfidel1
      @Zinfidel1 4 года назад +3

      it's hilarious when RUclips commenters attempt to give advice to PROFESSIONAL PAiD COMEDIANS that have a special on Netflix. Yes please, tell Fortune what she should do. While her career grows and you're sitting on your couch giving RUclips career advice to someone more likeable and successful than you.

    • @MrWATCHthisWAY
      @MrWATCHthisWAY 4 года назад +1

      John Doe - there no advice it’s actually her Fortune & Papa show. I use my real name and retired at 48 so I can sit where ever I want. Enjoy the rest of your life because I will!

    • @crisvanfan
      @crisvanfan Год назад

      ​@@MrWATCHthisWAY How many Netflix specials have you had

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 4 года назад +8

    She's winning me over.

  • @ad8554
    @ad8554 9 месяцев назад

    Saw her live. Hilarious

  • @beetee801
    @beetee801 4 года назад +6

    I loved this guy in the sandlot. "You play ball like a girl!"
    Lmao.

  • @jtarantula3390
    @jtarantula3390 9 месяцев назад

    I’m gonna start singing lesbian swimsuit to myself, all day everyday

  • @shineonnent.7951
    @shineonnent.7951 4 года назад +14

    Is this the kid from bad santa?

  • @juliaz9882
    @juliaz9882 6 месяцев назад

    Fortune is our friend from Arlen or Raytown, y’awllll.

  • @darcybhaiwala7057
    @darcybhaiwala7057 4 года назад +14

    This is funny but if the audience could stop squealing that'd be great

  • @m.hernandez1404
    @m.hernandez1404 Год назад

    Got a Chris Farley vibe going on.

  • @craigmerkey8518
    @craigmerkey8518 Месяц назад

    ❤‍🔥

  • @JasonGastrich
    @JasonGastrich 4 года назад +1

    Good story

  • @spensert4933
    @spensert4933 4 года назад +2

    Turn lemons into comedy

  • @Muckoy1
    @Muckoy1 Год назад

    Krystal from Squidbillies…

  • @Kokozuii
    @Kokozuii 4 года назад +1

    I thought this was the kid from Bad Santa at first

  • @strangers7022
    @strangers7022 4 года назад +1

    Will Ferrell mother

  • @jaimetorres9050
    @jaimetorres9050 5 месяцев назад

    Meh