In the original scp file, when the cultist break into his room he is quoted as saying "I'm not even ready to settle down with a cult yet! I'm only, like, two hundred years old! I'm barely legal!"
Hey when you’re in the caves in Minecraft all other auditory senses cease. Because all it takes is one instance of you not hearing the “TSSSSSSSSSS” until it’s too late and hours of work are down the drain.
"Sorry Cthullu, these cultist were rather crafty this month. Please accept our apologies for the disturbance and go back to playing Minecraft. By the way that's a nice farm you got going"
@Santiago E. Juárez Martinez cthulhu be like: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cultists: Start sacrificing Tau-9 member 2662: "Get the fuck outta my room! I'm playing Minecraft!" 4335: From inside the game "Who are they?" 2662: "It's cool, happens all the time."
@@manupm9161 You think it's possible that this SCP was trying to cause a XK Class end of the world scenario yet at the last second the foundation sent Sonic to deal with him and Sonic sent the SCP to Minecraft?
@@paisleesheppard5629 yoooo thats smart :0 he could just order them to just go home and just ✨stahp✨ but then again they've literally lost all their sanity at this point, so you think that would probably work-??
*cultists going on a killing spree to free their god* Teen lovecraft horror monster: hi, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here,,,,, well it all started____
Don’t worry guys, catkoolaid is the same troll who in a scp 049 vídeo likes to call pfp’s “stolen” as if they are claiming it as their own. Apparently here in the internet we can’t use whatever drawing we want as a pfp that is in public domain. Just ignore him
Cthulhu just wants to be alone Scp: so we can help with that but you have to be stuck in a room for the rest of your life with video games books and get feed everyday Cthulhu kisses the man right there: thank you
He actually explains in his file that he has plans for taking the world and forming cults, but for the moment just wants to sit down and play videogames, even express that he is still young for sex. This is one of my fav SCPs due to how hilariously dark its, a eldritch abomination that just wants to chill but unconsciously creates cults for himself on a monthly basis.
😂I freaking love this SCP just because of how hilarious it is, you’re a cultist breaking into the SCP Foundation only to discover the god you worship is a tentacled teen just trying to play Minecraft and enjoy life, and not wanting your chanting, ritualistic sacrifices, or other horrific stuff
@@randomgreek5682 The fact that it seems like he is also Catholic makes it even more hilarious. Despite being “Cthulhu”, he shout out “Oh God!” and “Jesus Christ!” whenever those cultist did something disgusting in his room, or near him in general. Example Cultist: **squeezing blood out of their wounds and rubbing it onto SCP-2662 while singing.** Cthulhu: "Jesus Christ! Stop! Please! I just took a shower!"
@@randomgreek5682 To be fair, he’s not wrong XD For someone who is suppose to be practically immortal and forever aging, 200 years old isn’t that long.
My favorite part of the article itself is that "Cthulhu" is apparently very young by his species' standards and describes having cults as "being tied down", basically comparing it to being married.
I actually think he’s to young as well Don’t ask… most of my characters are a dead child or over 1000 years old or if your one of my older(meaning when I created them) being 15 but now 20’s because it’s been a few years and I felt like aging them up
boy what id give to live a life that had me constantly secured by the SCP foundation, free food, free games, and being assured that i could go back into my gaming session by a guy with a fucking p90
2662 is one of my favorite SCP's because it is the embodiment of how creative and subversive the writers of these stories can be when it comes to horror tropes and story writing.
@@Engifarting456 Thanks dude, cool story. It's almost like the whole fucking point of the SCP is that it's the story of someone who has power over people akin to a god but they don't want it. And the hilarity comes in the form of imagining this alien being with functionally millions of devoted followers being like "Nah dude I just wanna read". 2662 is "literally cthulu" in the same way that Brian, from Monty Python's Life of Brian, is "literally Jesus". Next time you comment something, reread it and try to make yourself seem less braindead.
@@GOJOpacklmaoo yes lovecraft literally wrote cthulu to be held in an SCP site and not actually be a dark god just a humanoid who inspires cult like behavior in others. I'm so glad you pointed that out to me.
“Kassogtha! Can you take care of the kids please? I’m versing Shoggoth in a 1v1” “Goddamnit Nyarlathotep! Stop using those cheap-ass hax, do it one more time, and I’m calling up azathoth” “Your billions of tentacles may help you nyogtha, but I’ve been streaming OSU for 8 hours”
@Hollow Donkey *Copyright Team Intensifies* It's probably because Cthulhu's in the public domain since Lovecraft's Copyright expired because he's been dead for over a hundred years or something.
Only a small percentage of my cultists are actually subscribed so if you could click that subscribe button, it would help out a ton and you can unsubscribe any time
i always thought it was one of those monsters that the People made and just start appearing on the Internet out of nowhere, until i found out it was an scp.
Imagine giving up everything you know and love. Risking your life, training for months, watching your new family die just to finally achieve your goal and be told “Get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft”
@@moviefan2236 Cthulhu: how many time do I have to tell you guy’s I don’t want to be a god I just want to play Minecraft I’m only like 200 years old I’m to young to be a god.
I love how the foundation is so god damn overpowered, as when they are put against the literal god of madness they don’t even take him seriously. But then again, it does show how terrifying the entities the foundation are scared of really are
Well in a way. My theory is that SCP-2662 (Cthulhu) A god that was so sick and annoyed by his followers he turned himself into the foundation so he can finally be a normal person (ignoring the fact he’s a god) and try’s to chill and relax. WELLLL until his followers break into his containment cell every couple of months or weeks. Poor 2662...
Secure, Contain, Protect. Sometimes protect applies to the citizens of the world, and sometimes also applies to the SCP who unfortunately have abilities that can't be controlled, like 2662 or 166 that cause other people to put them in distress
How SCP-2662 came to live in the SCP Foundation… Cthulhu: “I’m turning myself in.” Scientists: “I see…and why?” Cthulhu: “There’s been a bunch of fanatics following me for a long time now and I could never shake them off. I heard you guys are great at hiding people.” Scientist: “More than just people, and more than just for hiding, but yes, that’s the gist of it.” Cthulhu: “Then it’ll be perfect! Seriously, it got worse ever since that H.P. what’s-his-name wrote about me. People had been doing horrible stuff in my name for a century now because of it!” Scientist: “Well, I think we can find you a perfect place to stay at our facility.” Cthulhu: “Great! And while we’re at it, you guys got a computer for Minecraft by any chance…?”
SCP Soldier: Freeze Cthulu: GAAH DON'T SHOOT!! SCP Soldier: Oh uhhh...Are you the reason why all these people keep showing up? Cthulu: OH god it never stops... SCP Soldier: Uhhh one sec * Gets on his radio for a few mintues* Cthulu: Umm SCP Soldier: So these people just come in house and do.... *Gestrutes to the room this?* Cthulu: Yeah... SCP Soldier: How about coming with us? We can keep you safe from these people Cthulu: Hmm Okay...got a computer for minecraft? SCP Soldier: Hehe kid we can do that and more
Cultists: "Great and mighty one! We have planned for your escape! We devoted our lives to your--" 2662: "Seriously, I am main-tanking Onyxia! Can you GET OUT!!"
Something I've noticed with this SCP(it's among my favorites) is in the last file of a breach, he claims that he's "barely legal,(at a mere 200 years old" "could leave anytime he wanted," and "even if he couldn't leave, he could just break out." he also implies plans to form his own cult and break out when he's "old enough."
That’s pretty interesting but I agree with Philippa. It was an attempt to make them go away, plus I doubt he’s going to do that. The foundation give him almost(?) everything he wants, video games/food supplies/etc… But it’d still be pretty funny if he did move out tho
From reading his file, i think he just wanted to be left alone, so he created all that nonsense for his followers to leave him alone. As it was said, he literally turned himself in to the SCP Foundation to not get constantly surrounded by his cultist. I love this SCP Because we think he's a scary monster, but in the end, he's just your typical docile chad gamer bro
@meme er bruh even a god is an scp. Please read the word SCP a God is an anomaly because of it's phenomenal capabilites. No matter what you'll say Cthulu is an SCP whether you like it or not
2662 - You gotta feel sorry for it, after all he's got the idyllic life, gaming, reading, living rent free and having your own entourage to look after you. No wonder it just wants to be left in peace, away from all the crazies! This story made me smile and an ironic twist...loved it, thanks!
so your telling me, He gets all of the luxuries that he could ever want, and protection, just because he has the power to unconsciously attract people... im very confused.
It's mostly because he is an SCP. The Foundation will search for anomalous beings or objects and take them into their custody regardless of willingness. him giving himself up willingly was having to do more so with the fact that he was unconsciously inciting violence and such, which he didnt like doing. Similar to the little girl SCP who accidentally kills people even though she doesn't mean to do it. Theyre anomalies, and containing them is sometimes for the benefit of themselves as well as others.
Basically, despite what you may see about them being ruthless, the foundation actually care about the SCP well-being as long as that wouldn't cause the death of several people. Most SCP that behave themselves are generally given what they ask as long as it doesn't violate the foundations policies
@@mabogibo525 you are leaving out a big crucial detail....THESE PEOPLE ARE FREAKING NUTS! they sacrifice animals and people in the name of said person. It is not charisma at play.
999 could actually be a good fit to keep with 2662, they'd not only help 2662 calm down after the disturbing shit the cultists do, but would probably do a good job in "subduing" said cultists too.
@@pup505 ok, there are 5000+ KNOW SCP but There ACTUAL population is INFINITE as it has been shown that there are INFINITE ABOUT OF UNIVERSE and THERE ARE MORE THAN 129119 IN A UNIVERSE SO
Don't worry guys, he's now living Peacefully as Streamer with Anime girl Avatar that love to Play Minecraft and Drawing, with a very Peaceful and Relaxed Cult of course But still under Foundation watch in diguise of -Idol- Entertainment Company
Cultist: "O, dark lord, please accept our sac-"
Cthulhu: "SILENCE, CULT!"
"I do not wish to be god anymore..."
"...I just want to be happy..."
why do i relate to this?
@Dr. Bright I am a meme.... And I feel this based off the people that realize I'm the meme.. I'm the "what the freak" meme
@Dr. Bright and you only get freaked out bowing if you claim my title
@Dr. Bright bottles thrown to your head....
Idk. You decide
You know you've got a problem when even Cthulhu takes a look at you and says "Seriously, stop, that is *disgusting*"
lmao
Imagine giving up your hopes and dreams while killing people just to appease a god that is not a god but a tentacle teenager.
LOL
YES
I thought is is "Jesus Christ".
"Can you listen what I am telling you, I'm not the Messiah!"
*"He's the Messiah"*
Omg ,The life of Brian
*_YES YOU ARE_*
RDR 2
Ur life is fake bro we just are born to die
"Only the true messiah would speak in such a humbling manner. He Is The Messiah!"
Cults: *sacrifices someone*
Cthuhlu: do you know how hard it is to get blood out of carpets?
More like: Shit, you're getting blood on my PC tower!
And don't forget property damage
In the original scp file, when the cultist break into his room he is quoted as saying "I'm not even ready to settle down with a cult yet! I'm only, like, two hundred years old! I'm barely legal!"
200 year old **Shota**
@@gringheist9424 ara ara
*a r a a r a*
these videos censor and distort alot, kid friendly :/
@@sabishivivalakitten8541 imagine, talking about cults, murderers, genocide and slavery. But still trying to be kid friendly lmao
"Unlike Gods, people can be broken"
*The Church of the broken God had never seen such BS before*
Yes
It actually said unlike the almighty tentacle god,people can be broken
ON GOD-
@@Gold-oz3fo I swear I saw you somewhere before
@@polydullmemes3497 Same for you
"OH DARK LOR-"
" Get out of my room I'm playing Minecraft."
Ori wa O chinchin ka daisuke nandayo
@@Anon-xz7sg haha funny frank reference
Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo.*
@@Anon-xz7sg get back before i call francis of the filth
Wait a minute he is green, a God, plays Minecraft and has a bunch of over obsessed stans. Sounds like Dream to me.
Can we just appreciate that cthulu was SO into his game he was oblivious to a C4 charge blasting in a wall of his room?
I want what he was playing!
If you look on the screen you see blocks so it's Minecraft. Also I don't remember since it's been a while but I think there was a Steve
Hey when you’re in the caves in Minecraft all other auditory senses cease. Because all it takes is one instance of you not hearing the “TSSSSSSSSSS” until it’s too late and hours of work are down the drain.
Farming for a 94% sham
Minecraft, but Stardew Valley has the same effect
This is how u reverse isekai him
Imagine you're just trying to vibe in life, but your ability summons weirdo fans every other month.
Celebrities:
@@lecommentar9851 yep Cthulhu would likely be one of the more interesting celebrities if he actually did anything online
That's called being a gaming youtuber
Passive ability : Only Fans
Soooooo Kpop stars?
"Sorry Cthullu, these cultist were rather crafty this month. Please accept our apologies for the disturbance and go back to playing Minecraft. By the way that's a nice farm you got going"
"Oh no problem, and thanks, this farm took me about 2 hours"
God damit i laughed
They want to take down the scp foundation ha they for real have the real god and other scps that would help them so. Might want to rethink that
he just plays in a privet server with the O5 council
They probably have the updates like a month or two before
Cultists: Oh Dark God! We bathe in the glory of your unhindered reign!
Cthulhu: Guards! New DLC came out for Smash, can I have the credit card?
@Santiago E. Juárez Martinez cthulhu be like: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@NuzhatZarah Guards:Wwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy
@@zhaiketoledo3658 DIO!
@@ju2tunknown Jotaro
Cthulhu: okay imma get CoD
Cultists: Start sacrificing Tau-9 member
2662: "Get the fuck outta my room! I'm playing Minecraft!"
4335: From inside the game "Who are they?"
2662: "It's cool, happens all the time."
He could send the cultists home with the order to recruit the Endermen. 😂
I forgot there's a SCP who lives in minecraft
@@manupm9161 You think it's possible that this SCP was trying to cause a XK Class end of the world scenario yet at the last second the foundation sent Sonic to deal with him and Sonic sent the SCP to Minecraft?
@@paisleesheppard5629 yoooo thats smart :0 he could just order them to just go home and just ✨stahp✨ but then again they've literally lost all their sanity at this point, so you think that would probably work-??
I can confirm that this has happened
Everyone: Cthulhu is a dangerous and mysterious entity that represents our fear of the unknown
SCP: Yeah Cthulhu is a gamer now
Imagine Cthulhu just saying you gg. Just imagine.. you will never found that he said you gg
His pc is op too tho
@@relastle The Foundation probably has the RTX 4090
@@tz28exile The SCP foundation is also called NVIDIA
He's cool👍
"my life as a teenage lovecraftian horror"
Lmao
The greatest anime in existence
i'd watch that show
Nyaruko crawling with love.
The truest interpretation of the lovecraftian gods.
*cultists going on a killing spree to free their god*
Teen lovecraft horror monster: hi, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here,,,,, well it all started____
When your friend is clutching a 1v5 and you hear machine gun fire over the mic.
Dawm bro you okay
2662: yeah it happens every few months
Damn tachanka
🙂🙂
@Just some Forest Ranger with Internet Access soon the lord can carry his machine gun
@@espytheespeon2768 soon Comrad soon
“How could they lose when they have a god on their side”
I mean... the foundation has God too.
Literally
Several, actually
Cthulu:for the last time i dont want be involve in any of this.i just want to play my games and have my dnd nights with the guys.
They have Thor, and an imbecile one.
They got literal god, anime girl witch, and a doctor who makes zombies
“Dear dark lord..”
“GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT”
Yes I am indeed doing that whilst answering this
I think u stole that joke
@@PCreeperStudios me?
@@doggypilled Me?
Don’t worry guys, catkoolaid is the same troll who in a scp 049 vídeo likes to call pfp’s “stolen” as if they are claiming it as their own. Apparently here in the internet we can’t use whatever drawing we want as a pfp that is in public domain. Just ignore him
imagine being trashed talked by a tentacle god while your dead body is being default danced on
Now That Minecraft has emotes...
@@pas-giaw6055 No
@@pas-giaw6055 Its only on bedrock ed I think
@@HFBN2004 who said scp-2662 plays java
@@pas-giaw6055 who said he can't play both?
Cthulhu just wants to be alone
Scp: so we can help with that but you have to be stuck in a room for the rest of your life with video games books and get feed everyday
Cthulhu kisses the man right there: thank you
The man: I am not gay but....
@@taxevasion8946 scp research: wow that was easy normal scp’s would kill hundred of are men before entering a cell
Month not day
Then the man he kissed became a cultist.
@@nickxenix Man continues to guard Cthulhu from other worshippers and receives a kiss every time
This is the first SCP I've seen that The Foundation was trying to keep something out instead of in
There are actually several SCPs like that, but Cthulhu is one of the more known one, due to how hilarious he had to go through.
They have to keep him in or else he will turn the entire world into cultists unintentionally
@@modifiedakm2651 he can only control 5% of the worlds population. At least for now.
Cultists: “Free our God Cthulhu! He’s being kept in a warehouse, in the “Safe” section!”
Me: “... waaaiiit...”
Thw thumbnail looks like the god of death
Him here gamer boy
Cthulhu: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
@@hirosubarucanajensen6195 moinecraft
Lol if he’s safe then they should have figured out he isn’t that evil and isn’t the god of destruction XD
Cultists(Indeed, most people) never shine when presented with logical contradictions.
It’s funny how he doesn’t really want a cult he just wants to enjoy his time
like any teenager
This might actually top South Park for the most ridiculous version of Cthulu.
He actually explains in his file that he has plans for taking the world and forming cults, but for the moment just wants to sit down and play videogames, even express that he is still young for sex. This is one of my fav SCPs due to how hilariously dark its, a eldritch abomination that just wants to chill but unconsciously creates cults for himself on a monthly basis.
Get out of my room, I'm playing minecraft!
@@LordofSadFac Oh god... The blood orgy...
😂I freaking love this SCP just because of how hilarious it is, you’re a cultist breaking into the SCP Foundation only to discover the god you worship is a tentacled teen just trying to play Minecraft and enjoy life, and not wanting your chanting, ritualistic sacrifices, or other horrific stuff
Lol even in his report he’s like guy come on I’m only 200 years old I’m way to young to be a god.
@@randomgreek5682
The fact that it seems like he is also Catholic makes it even more hilarious.
Despite being “Cthulhu”, he shout out “Oh God!” and “Jesus Christ!” whenever those cultist did something disgusting in his room, or near him in general.
Example
Cultist: **squeezing blood out of their wounds and rubbing it onto SCP-2662 while singing.**
Cthulhu: "Jesus Christ! Stop! Please! I just took a shower!"
@@randomgreek5682
To be fair, he’s not wrong XD
For someone who is suppose to be practically immortal and forever aging, 200 years old isn’t that long.
@@randomgreek5682 if you are immortal 200 years isn't a long time
The cultists aren't the SCP, dumbass.
My favorite part of the article itself is that "Cthulhu" is apparently very young by his species' standards and describes having cults as "being tied down", basically comparing it to being married.
I actually think he’s to young as well
Don’t ask… most of my characters are a dead child or over 1000 years old or if your one of my older(meaning when I created them) being 15 but now 20’s because it’s been a few years and I felt like aging them up
He's not ready to settle down with a cult. He's only like, 200 years old. He's barely legal.
"What is up guys, Ctulhu69 here back with another Minecraft lets play video"
*explosion in the background*
@@ssummers978 Excuse me guys....Ok guys i'm back, sorry about that those were just...fans of mine...
@Mr Doggo His mic: *Not muted*
His actually fans: what the hell is going on back there
@@pizzadog7575 yeah sorry someone called a bomb threat at my house and now the
fbi is raiding my house
Don't mind me just in the backround so i don't lose this if/when it gets updated
I kinda wish I was SCP 2662, Free armed guards every second, being able to play video games all day, and reading cool books.
he has like 50 years of puberty though
@@darky5554 "a small price to pay for salvation"
it's all fun and games till another cult breaks into your room while you're focusing on the one QTE you just couldn't hit
@@Geheimnis-c2e *Cult blows door open*
Scp 2662: “son of a gun I was about to beat the last boss >:(“
Same just relax and do nothing while covid and other things happening
Everyone gangsta till ur fans start speaking enchanting table
Damn
Straight up facts
Gah damn
only true gamers understand
funny and original joke to use in 2020
boy what id give to live a life that had me constantly secured by the SCP foundation, free food, free games, and being assured that i could go back into my gaming session by a guy with a fucking p90
Hell yes. I would be talking to every SCP they'd let me talk to. 😅
@Joseph Bleifus just go hide in the shower until your literal personal body guards come to kill them.
Cultists: "Our dark lord, we have came here to set you free"
SCP-2662: "Get out of my room I'm playing minecraft!!!"
we all know he was dream
@@thawerz then the cultists were the dream stans
Hey shitass, wanna see me speedrun?
Hahaha
Yeah leave him alone. he just wants to tryout his epic gun mods and play survival games.
Bruh imagine how decked out a PC from the SCP foundation would be.
Edit: Wow this kinda blew up
we would be able to play RDR 2 with 1k+ FPS xD
The Prophecy!
THE ONE COMPUTER
THE ONLY ONE,
WITH THE POWER!
THE POWER TO PLAY GTA 5 ON MAX GRAPHICS WITH NO LAG!
Prolly has the strongest wifi ever had
@Arnav Despande And legend says, it is such a gaming pc, that the brightness of its LED keyboard blinds those not worthy
Literal Alienware
2662 is one of my favorite SCP's because it is the embodiment of how creative and subversive the writers of these stories can be when it comes to horror tropes and story writing.
2662 is literally cthulu from lovecraft
@@Engifarting456 Thanks dude, cool story. It's almost like the whole fucking point of the SCP is that it's the story of someone who has power over people akin to a god but they don't want it.
And the hilarity comes in the form of imagining this alien being with functionally millions of devoted followers being like "Nah dude I just wanna read".
2662 is "literally cthulu" in the same way that Brian, from Monty Python's Life of Brian, is "literally Jesus".
Next time you comment something, reread it and try to make yourself seem less braindead.
My thoughts exactly. It’s one of the best cases of expectations being subverted in the foundation
2662 is literally cthulu from lovecraft
@@GOJOpacklmaoo yes lovecraft literally wrote cthulu to be held in an SCP site and not actually be a dark god just a humanoid who inspires cult like behavior in others. I'm so glad you pointed that out to me.
Cultists: I wonder what our God is up to
Cthulhu: *Damn it Dream you beat me again*
“Kassogtha! Can you take care of the kids please? I’m versing Shoggoth in a 1v1”
“Goddamnit Nyarlathotep! Stop using those cheap-ass hax, do it one more time, and I’m calling up azathoth”
“Your billions of tentacles may help you nyogtha, but I’ve been streaming OSU for 8 hours”
FUCK I FAILED THE FINAL STREAM
Vaxei is just cthullu in disguise
Hei Yog and Shub,don't use OmniScience Hax and Unlimited life hax
Ok
My favourite rhythm game, Ohio State University
"These were normal people, technicians, teachers, plumbers"
Bro what you talkin about plumbers might as well be wizards
lol. I guess so. there's a terminator hero.
lol
Thank you
Lmao
@@eliteblade1815 with a mullet
Imagine playing Minecraft with some random dude and then he says “oh a whole bunch of stupid cult dudes broke into my site brb”
"Understandable"
"there they got terminated,where we were at?"
If I remember correctly, it happened once while he was voicechatting with someone in Call of Duty.
@@Ake-TL omg friggin hilarious
@@Ake-TL lmao
@@Ake-TL Hey I remember you how you doing long time no hear
"Oh mighty dark lord, we have come to..."
SCP-2662: "hold on guy, I got another batch of fucking cultists here again. AFK."
"GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT"
@Chris Griffin yo angelo
This is a golden comment
Said the deity to it's worshippers.
You read my mind
You must be a new SCP
Bruh LOL
Lovecraft’s Cthulu: a god in his own right of multiple worlds.
SCP’s Cthulhu: has a $50 dollar monthly allowance
His mom probably grounded him just before the summoning. Give him a _break._
@Hollow Donkey *Copyright Team Intensifies*
It's probably because Cthulhu's in the public domain since Lovecraft's Copyright expired because he's been dead for over a hundred years or something.
Cultist: "We are here to set you free"
Cthulhu: "Yes, but did you remember to subscribe and like?"
Cthulhu : also do you have any game pc set and a room for me
lol
@@alienshxt cultists: no....
Cthulhu: then no
Only a small percentage of my cultists are actually subscribed so if you could click that subscribe button, it would help out a ton and you can unsubscribe any time
Me at the beginning of the video: "How the hell did they manage to contain CTHULHU?!"
Me after the video ended: Oh.
i always thought it was one of those monsters that the People made and just start appearing on the Internet out of nowhere, until i found out it was an scp.
@@anthox897 I mean there is a non scp version of cthulhu who is pretty much yet another murderous god and nothing like the scp version.
That's not Cthulhu, that's just Cody.
@@anthox897Cthulhu is a Lovecraftian eldritch God.
Imagine giving up everything you know and love. Risking your life, training for months, watching your new family die just to finally achieve your goal and be told
“Get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft”
Don't have to I do that on a monthly basis
@@duke-vx8xy LORD CTHULHU! WE WILL FREE YOU! *Starts sacrificing animals and chanting in a strange language*
@@duke-vx8xy oh hi lord thanks for carrying me all those times.
@@moviefan2236 Cthulhu: how many time do I have to tell you guy’s I don’t want to be a god I just want to play Minecraft I’m only like 200 years old I’m to young to be a god.
@@josephstalin7353 Wait you're a worshiper , Comrade Stalin?
Netflix and chill “Kalm”
Hulu with Cthulhu “Panik”
Hulu and woohoo with cthulu
Wolo and hulu with big boi chutullu
Good this video is facking funny
He’s only like 200 years old he’s barely legal to become a god
Yes, if you are supernatural and is 2000+ yrs you are considered as a god
God does not need a year what the duck are you saying what are your cluther are you Massih
god is just something that is worshipped. He already has cult followers without even trying lol
@@aebious8886 but he is too young to be one
@@The0neWhoCares I guess but its not really about age but more about power and having a following
I really wanna imagine Cthulhu as your stereotypical Redditor, just that he inspires cults and is Cthulhu.
"Not gonna lie they had us in the first half."
It wasn’t originally an scp it’s a myth
And honestly idk how he’d be an scp, he’s too overpowered to be held in containment
Cuthulu isn’t a scp
Yeah
@@insxdiousxx1487 Tecnically, he's more doing quarentine than being contained
Cthulhu: “I RULE YOU ALL, BOW DOWN TO ME YOU WEAKLINGS!”
Also Cthulhu: “GET THE TENTACLE OUT OF MY ROOM, I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!”
Imagine this channel doing every SCP
That would be great
Yes
There is about 7000 and many more on the way
Would be a thing if beauty
That would be amazing
"My lord-"
*[PH theme plays in the background while the "Supreme God" tries to close it]*
I am wheezing
I imagine that he would be a pvp god on Minecraft
Technoblade be like
👁🐽👁
I’m teaming up with him, seems pretty chill.
@@3dguy299 shut the fuck up about technoblade!
@@3dguy299 makes sense
@@alkaupadhyay7650 well, I can’t Dream of any other Technoblade jokes
cultists: lord, we have a sacrifice for you!
chthulu: dIsGuStAnG
Goddamn you I laughed
Cultists: my lord
Cthulhu: yeh ima void real quick
Cultists: my lord is a bed wars god all hail the bed wars god
We found technoblade, finally
@@rachellearthur4444 Technoblade = Cthulhu confirmed!?!1!? (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (POLICE CAME) 3AM challange!?!1!?
He's got 999999999999999999999999999999999999 wins over his 200 year lifespan
Edit 4 minutes later: HOW DID THIS ALREADY GET A LIKE
@@user-tz5bv3yi7n 😂😂
y'know, I looked at this comment while about half way through the video. Looking back on it, this comment makes a lot more sense now
Turns out the _real_ Call of Cthulu is just to get enough people together to do a raid in FFXIV.
true
I love how the foundation is so god damn overpowered, as when they are put against the literal god of madness they don’t even take him seriously. But then again, it does show how terrifying the entities the foundation are scared of really are
This specific iteration of cthulu is only a few hundred years old. who knows how old the cthulu of lovecraft fame is.
well they have a reality warping mtf unit
I think it's Cthulu's son or something.
I mean, I think it says in the document that he ISN'T all powerful, and that he just has the power to make cults unwillingly
5992 foundation is even after us as authors and readers
Wow
SCP-2662 is pretty sweet.
He did turn himself in to the SCP foundation just for protection.
And free video games
Well in a way. My theory is that SCP-2662 (Cthulhu) A god that was so sick and annoyed by his followers he turned himself into the foundation so he can finally be a normal person (ignoring the fact he’s a god) and try’s to chill and relax. WELLLL until his followers break into his containment cell every couple of months or weeks. Poor 2662...
Secure, Contain, Protect. Sometimes protect applies to the citizens of the world, and sometimes also applies to the SCP who unfortunately have abilities that can't be controlled, like 2662 or 166 that cause other people to put them in distress
@Mr Doggo hold up. * intense studying on dream* I can conclude that he’s an Alien and that’s the story solved by wt heck is dream.
Expectation: Tentacled God
Reality: G A M E R
Expectation and reality are both right I have spit personalities ok its difficult
Jackpot
Litteral Definition of:
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
"They had us int he first half, not gonna lie."
True lol I though they where about to release a keter end of the world scp
@@randomgreek5682 same lol
Scoreboard!!!!!
I almost burst out laughing at the end when it was revealed what Chulthu is doing. 😌
Next set of cultists bursting into room: "I worship you my divine..."
SCP-2662 mid fap: "ummmm... this is a bad time"
Quick brothers it is obvious our divine one wants us to perform a ritual group sex
@@legendaryfrolox6285
The virgins: WUUUUU, YEAH BABY, THAT'S WHAT I BEEN WAITING FOR
The two comments above me have given me the urge to excecute order 66 on myself mutiple times.
@@lsmer8994 more like order 69, am i right?
@@theopinionrespecter4762 jdkkdidbd hvis slbæak checks. Skxakvæwblvdjev evijcejenr
Poor Chthulu, he's more human than any of us.
Yeh boi.. I just wanna Netflix and chill with shub
send friend request to Chthulu!
No he’s literally not
Not true but still he is 1-10% human.
Well we technically are just living in his dream, if he were to awake the world would end
How SCP-2662 came to live in the SCP Foundation…
Cthulhu: “I’m turning myself in.”
Scientists: “I see…and why?”
Cthulhu: “There’s been a bunch of fanatics following me for a long time now and I could never shake them off. I heard you guys are great at hiding people.”
Scientist: “More than just people, and more than just for hiding, but yes, that’s the gist of it.”
Cthulhu: “Then it’ll be perfect! Seriously, it got worse ever since that H.P. what’s-his-name wrote about me. People had been doing horrible stuff in my name for a century now because of it!”
Scientist: “Well, I think we can find you a perfect place to stay at our facility.”
Cthulhu: “Great! And while we’re at it, you guys got a computer for Minecraft by any chance…?”
Ok but what if H.P. lovecraft was like his father or something
SCP Soldier: Freeze
Cthulu: GAAH DON'T SHOOT!!
SCP Soldier: Oh uhhh...Are you the reason why all these people keep showing up?
Cthulu: OH god it never stops...
SCP Soldier: Uhhh one sec * Gets on his radio for a few mintues*
Cthulu: Umm
SCP Soldier: So these people just come in house and do.... *Gestrutes to the room this?*
Cthulu: Yeah...
SCP Soldier: How about coming with us? We can keep you safe from these people
Cthulu: Hmm Okay...got a computer for minecraft?
SCP Soldier: Hehe kid we can do that and more
@@theenderdestruction2362 that would be cool
@@amaanshahid6514 yes it would be
@@codysonic1 SCP solider: we have a server where we keep a powerful god actually
Cthulhu at that moment -
*"Hi guys, welcome to another minecraft video-*
"90 percent of my viewers arent subscribed so pls subsribe and like share "
"We will be livestreaming tomorrow"
"In this video, I coded Minecraft so that | *insert challenge here* |"
Chutulhu is probably one of the most friendliest creatures their is...
999
999
343
69
131
“Imagine praying to a Giant Cuddlefish”
Small Cuddlefish gang posted this
yea man he is a gamer a green gamer
DREAM REVELED HIS FACE OMG HE IS SCP 2662
@@thawerz no way
Hmmm
Yes Lord Cuddlefish is the REAL God,not Jesus,not Odin but cuddlefish
Cultists: We came to rescue, mighty lord!
Cthulu: GET THE FUCK OUT MY ROOM, IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!
Most SCP stories are scary, some are very sad, but this one was straight up funny
“Thompson went down under a hale of machinegun fire.”
I see what you did there.
I'd bet his first name was Roland...RUclips video -- /watch?v=wRWCK9zGynA
@@MidnightDStroyer ?
The Chicago typewriter
@@georgesmithpatton6382 Yes, that’s exactly what I mean.
@@MidnightDStroyer was it supposed to be a link
This video is the embodiment of
"They got us in the first half Ngl"
Cultists: "Great and mighty one! We have planned for your escape! We devoted our lives to your--"
2662: "Seriously, I am main-tanking Onyxia! Can you GET OUT!!"
Something I've noticed with this SCP(it's among my favorites) is in the last file of a breach, he claims that he's "barely legal,(at a mere 200 years old" "could leave anytime he wanted," and "even if he couldn't leave, he could just break out." he also implies plans to form his own cult and break out when he's "old enough."
it's more of an attempt to make the cultists go away than a plan
That’s pretty interesting but I agree with Philippa. It was an attempt to make them go away, plus I doubt he’s going to do that. The foundation give him almost(?) everything he wants, video games/food supplies/etc… But it’d still be pretty funny if he did move out tho
From reading his file, i think he just wanted to be left alone, so he created all that nonsense for his followers to leave him alone. As it was said, he literally turned himself in to the SCP Foundation to not get constantly surrounded by his cultist. I love this SCP Because we think he's a scary monster, but in the end, he's just your typical docile chad gamer bro
I’ve seen 200 years old as to young… worshiping a teenage isn’t in someone’s book
"How can they lose when they have god on their side" easy cause they dont
he was a god in minecraft
He fake god is the creator not the scp
He has minecraft hacks
@@Jimmythanoob we have an SCP that's basically a god. Well actually, we have two of them
No god is the creator of the scp all of them even the devil
A unique and interesting modern twist on H.P Lovecraft’s novel.
Yeah
Poor Cthulhu. Most of humanity needs protection from most SCPs, but Cthulhu is among SCPs that need protection from humanity.
You gotta do SCP-3001. Dr. Scranton's story is one of the saddest.
I was about to say the same, this SCP is also part of a theory on how 106 came to be
sad :(
Yeah
Isn't 3001 the infinite IKEA? Or is that 3000?
@@sir_fuckwit SCP-3000 is the ikea
SCP-3001 is the Red Reality
Cultist: * about to sacrifice a guard to Cthulu *
Cthulu: well, maybe I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore
He was never the bad guy. He turned himself in so that he, our Dark Lord, may vibe in peace.
@@alexanderastora8164 " our dark lord ", our? I smell communism
@@clorty9531 *Soviet anthem blasts loudly in the distance*
I am bad, and that’s good. I will never be good and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me.
He was never the bad guy in the first place.
He was a victim of his curse.
SCP-2662: Cthulhu alias 'Tentacled God'
Me: *Blushes in hentai*
Ermm
Rule34: my god
(202) 324-3000 fbi hotline
*sucker for love intensifies*
"Ya'll mothafuckas need Jesus"
cultists: *sacrificing humans to him*
cthulu: "what the f-"
@Joseph Bleifus What the heck?!?!
Damn this SCP is chill as hell he would make a good friend
If he didn't make you insane of course.
@@justsomeone2303 maybe he can make it so you don't go insane he is an all powerful god after all
@@amphisconstrictor9650 I mean, he really can't. He tried to do it to his own people and they didn't listen.
@@justsomeone2303tried to make immune by telling them what?
@@amphisconstrictor9650 He told them to stop, they didn't listen most of the time
"My liege, do you have a moment to spare for your most loyal devotees?"
"Go away, mom! You can't pause during online gaming!"
Cultists:*breach in 2662's containment cell*
2662:"GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT "
Cthulu: Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah
Cult: HE IS THE MESSIAH!
imagine getting ready to rule the world and your so called "god" says no, in a pouty way
"my dissapointment is measure able and my day is ruined"
and starts playing minecraft
Cultists: we've come to free you our lord.
Cthullu: get the F out I'm playing Minecraft.
Never clicked so fast. Mainly because it just popped up out of no where
I am speed
yep, same
Cultists: * Break in *
Chtulhu: "Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing minecraft"
Cthulhu was an SCP before the SCP foundation existed
Most of the scps were created before the foundation
@@IIStasisII ye
@meme er bruh even a god is an scp. Please read the word SCP a God is an anomaly because of it's phenomenal capabilites. No matter what you'll say Cthulu is an SCP whether you like it or not
@meme er You realize Cthulhu is also a fictional character right?
@meme er Plus there are plenty of other SCP Gods most notably SCP-343 god himself and SCP-001 the gate guardian.
This feels like an overglorified version of "Get the f out my room I'm playing Minecraft"
2662s anomalous traits: crazy and murderous.
2662 itself: gamer that just wants to be left alone.
2662 - You gotta feel sorry for it, after all he's got the idyllic life, gaming, reading, living rent free and having your own entourage to look after you.
No wonder it just wants to be left in peace, away from all the crazies!
This story made me smile and an ironic twist...loved it, thanks!
My guy is the embodiment of “get Rick rolled”
Imagine he open his computer to play rickroll to "the cult"
The cult: "We have won, but at what cost?"
@The Premier "Oh,and hand me the vodka on the way out"
*Goes back to Discord* So what we playin bois?
so your telling me, He gets all of the luxuries that he could ever want, and protection, just because he has the power to unconsciously attract people...
im very confused.
It's mostly because he is an SCP. The Foundation will search for anomalous beings or objects and take them into their custody regardless of willingness. him giving himself up willingly was having to do more so with the fact that he was unconsciously inciting violence and such, which he didnt like doing. Similar to the little girl SCP who accidentally kills people even though she doesn't mean to do it. Theyre anomalies, and containing them is sometimes for the benefit of themselves as well as others.
I mean, even without anomalous properties, you can get all the luxuries you want if you can attract and charm people.
Basically, despite what you may see about them being ruthless, the foundation actually care about the SCP well-being as long as that wouldn't cause the death of several people.
Most SCP that behave themselves are generally given what they ask as long as it doesn't violate the foundations policies
Imagine if another attack happened and he went out of his cell and said guys get the F*ck out or ima kick you out
The guards:finally some rest thx man
@@mabogibo525 you are leaving out a big crucial detail....THESE PEOPLE ARE FREAKING NUTS! they sacrifice animals and people in the name of said person. It is not charisma at play.
Its not every day you see an SCP that actually likes being contained and refuses to escape even when the opportunity is offered to it.
343, 999, dr bright, dr clef, eye pods...
@@sparecreeper1580 That's 6 among 5 thousand.
@@sparecreeper1580 well still, "not every day"
Cultist: "Oh our Dark Lord Cthulu! Hear our prayers and-"
Cthulhu: "Guy's, shut up, I just want to live a Quiet Life."
Yoshicthulhu Kira
@@EasternStory bruh I'm dead you can't escape jojo reference
@@nikaelkeanretiza1074 forgot i made this comment lmao
You know what would be interesting, SCP-2662 meeting SCP-999 after a particularly slaaneshi styled cult breaks into his room.
I mean, he's probably a bit stressed with cults breaking in his room every few months, and 999 is always fun to be around anyways
@@Nehu_22 oh just imagine scp- 2662 meeting with the gate guardian
@@ZudinGodofWar i dont think anything will happen to the gate guardian as he is a powerful archangel
999 could actually be a good fit to keep with 2662, they'd not only help 2662 calm down after the disturbing shit the cultists do, but would probably do a good job in "subduing" said cultists too.
Cthulhu: wanna play minecraft? Blob: blob noises cthulhu: I take that as yes
damn I didn't know squidward could grow so much! his music must be terrible if the scp foundation needed to lock him up
Leave him alone
no cause hes a glow squid
But he does seen cool
he is just dream making a vid
@@luckystick4625 He actually is a pretty chill guy. As long as you aren't a cultist you're in his good books
Cult: "Dark god, we seek to do your bidding."
Cthulhu: "Get TF outta my room, I'm playing Minecraft!"
2020 : SCP is very cool I think I will use i-
EVERYONE: [Softly] Don't
There are MILLIONS of SCPs you FOOL
@@serowisetheultimatelifefro6201 Yeah, I know
@@mexicaneagle9080 then why are you using SCP instead of SCPs cus SCP = the FOUNDATION not the MONSTER so USE SCPs
@@serowisetheultimatelifefro6201 ANGRY SCP FAAAAN
@@pup505 ok, there are 5000+ KNOW SCP but There ACTUAL population is INFINITE as it has been shown that there are INFINITE ABOUT OF UNIVERSE and THERE ARE MORE THAN 129119 IN A UNIVERSE SO
"Hey can I copy your homework?"
"Sure, just change a few things so it doesn't look like you copied."
The Call of Cthulhu
SCP 2662
Ok now that's pretty funny
As long as you aren't affected by his abilities, he would be a cool guy to have as a friend.
Don't worry guys, he's now living Peacefully as Streamer with Anime girl Avatar that love to Play Minecraft and Drawing, with a very Peaceful and Relaxed Cult of course
But still under Foundation watch in diguise of -Idol- Entertainment Company
I... Oh no. That makes FAR too much sense.
Inaff!
The anime girl is likely real since its the scp foundation universe
Alongside with a 9927 year old shark, a phoenix, death herself, and the scariest of them all, a detective
@@disrpt you mean SCP 1128, SCP 273, SCP 2935, and Dr Bright long lost Sister? Yeah, you're correct