I feel like people publically insisting that they understand science, and then completely contradicting that science is the _actual_ average level of scientific discourse in 2020.
@@slubbergully9231 Yeah but anything that exists is physical plainly-speaking. All you have to do to know that helium is physical is to inhale from a helium balloon; if it wasn't physical, it wouldn't cause your lungs to expand.
@@slubbergully9231 I mean ya once you get into post grad science half of it is “our numbers don’t add up so we’re gonna call it dark matter” and you’ll just know so many words no one can argue
The common thread between all of these Dan-versations is that Dan just has his own definitions for everything and just talks as if everyone has his dictionary.
“He has a good point about things being physical” “I guarantee he doesn’t” enells confidence in shutting down his friends and knowing he won’t insult them truly is always extraordinary
Dan not knowing the difference in mass and volume, and none of the NLSS knowing the difference between a solid, liquid, or gas is the best. This is the content I signed up for you’ve earned my sub
After watching this, youtube recommended “Limmy’s Show - What’s Heavier” and I cant stop laughing at how accurate it is. Boy do I love Dan and his Dan-isms. The fact that his voice mails are exactly as you’d imagine. :’)
Guys I'm not this deep into the whole group I almost only watch Northernlion, so PLEASE TELL ME THIS WAS A WHOLE ASS BIT, PLEASE TELL ME DAN IS JOKING, PLEASE
I think first he just doesnt think trough what he is actually saying (surprise, its Dan), and then he realizes that he said something stupid but keeps it going for the bit. Hes not actually a stupid person, hes a teacher :D
@@GasparGa Dan was a sports coach first. He's the gym teacher who also teaches science because schools in America are underfunded hellholes. Hell, I think I even remember Dan saying he would read the chapter he was gonna be teaching the night before and that was his prep.
Even if Dan meant 'Helium is intangible', he would still be wrong. 'Helium voice' works because sound (air vibrating) travels slower through our atmosphere (oxygen, carbon dioxide and other gases mixed in) than when you fill your mouth with Helium.
Never said the containers and their contents are the same temperature or are under the same pressure, therefore they could weigh the same. Dan was right all along! If you ignore all the stuff he was wrong about.
Dan is an actual master of playing dumb. Just like on Big Brother, the man socially engineers people into thinking certain ways about him but in reality he's playing 5D chess with all of us
Yes, it must be. It maybe started out as a misunderstanding (Dan saying gallon rather than pound) followed by digging the trench and sitting in it. To comedic effect.
Feels like this could be easily resolved if you tell Dan about how heavy things feel in the hands, speak in his language, Y'know? Just legitimately take two things anywhere in his household like an actual heavy tool(Hammer, etc.) then a bundle of clothes compressed up into the same size. Weigh them, he cannot deny the numbers.
I think I see where Dan is coming from. Helium and any gas for that matter is a very ephemeral material easily dispersed by the air all around us that we can't "grab" with our hands. I think it's just a case of not using the correct word.
Holy fuck i finally understand what dan is trying to say: helium does not have a constant density, filling a milk jug with helium could mean one helium atom and a vacuum. So this analogy can only work with objects of defined volume. I dont know what he means by helium isnt matter but i understand why he wont put it in a milk jug
"I understand the science behind it but..." - Man who didn't understand the science behind it
Maybe in his head science is something purely theoretical, detached from reality. That's how he speaks about it.
@@musicaccount3340 ngl study mathematics and science at the post-grad level and u can unironically defend Dan's position
I feel like people publically insisting that they understand science, and then completely contradicting that science is the _actual_ average level of scientific discourse in 2020.
@@slubbergully9231 Yeah but anything that exists is physical plainly-speaking. All you have to do to know that helium is physical is to inhale from a helium balloon; if it wasn't physical, it wouldn't cause your lungs to expand.
@@slubbergully9231 I mean ya once you get into post grad science half of it is “our numbers don’t add up so we’re gonna call it dark matter” and you’ll just know so many words no one can argue
My man dan took the 'pound of feathers vs pound of bricks' saying in the completely wrong way and just ran with it
i was thinking the same thing lol, I think he got his verbiage mixed up and then decided halfway through to make it a bit
Dan is most likely to start a cult
I'd join
accurate
@@Diaz_Nino We all would brother
@@Diaz_Nino You'd bend the knee?
Sign me up, I'm ready to yeet
This was all funny, but the most hilarious part of this was Justin saying absolutely nothing during the whole Fortnite argument.
The common thread between all of these Dan-versations is that Dan just has his own definitions for everything and just talks as if everyone has his dictionary.
He has that definicity
Had a good laugh, but I’ve since learned the TRUTH about helium. And if you can’t hand me some, it ain’t physical.
O no the helium cult is gaining members 😱
I'm not physical cause Dan has never and will never hold me in his hand.
"Helium isn't physical."
Dan do be following in the tradition of the great philosopher Kant and recognizing that we cannot cognize 'things in themselves' doe 😳
@@SpitzTruth He really do be defending Idealism and scientific anti-realism doe.
I love picturing Dan driving somewhere and just fuming thinking about this and then having to call someone and leave a voicemail about it
I'm not even supposed to be physical
I hope I don't fly off
🎶The helium is their money🎶
@@BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa🎶 So are the pogs 🎶
This just makes me want a video of Austin losing his mind to people with bad science takes
So basically just every 2020 Golf Club docket?
Holy shit yes
what if you went to the black hole at night, when its sleeping
Best part is Dan has a science degree and was a science teacher
Dan doesn't just have a degree, he has a master's degree. Let that sink in.
@@desidia847 Which is why he's following in the tradition of Kant's transcendental idealism.
This took it from funny to worrying. How does he think this.
@@Bikonito I hope it’s a bit, but I’m scared it partially isn’t.
Um. Oh no.
Dan is a cult on his own
I feel like there's already a word for what dan means by "non-physical": gas
We need an addition to the NLSS civil war album, the phonecall is such a good interlude for a rap album
The way he goes
"Hey it's Dan.....
.
.
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Gheesling."
Gets me every time
This reminds me of Dan recently saying temperature doesn't change how you taste food and I'm so tilted AGAIN
Although didnt NL start that? Saying warming up food was overrated or something 😅
@@SkribbleNL No, this happened on Dan's stream and NL was strongly disagreeing with Dan in chat.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
I want to see him eat some melted ice cream and tell me that.
Hand me some
“He has a good point about things being physical”
“I guarantee he doesn’t” enells confidence in shutting down his friends and knowing he won’t insult them truly is always extraordinary
NL’s absolute disbelief when Dan said “Helium isn’t physical” was gold
Dan not knowing the difference in mass and volume, and none of the NLSS knowing the difference between a solid, liquid, or gas is the best. This is the content I signed up for you’ve earned my sub
"Which one's heavier: a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?
That's right: it's a kilogram of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers."
After watching this, youtube recommended “Limmy’s Show - What’s Heavier” and I cant stop laughing at how accurate it is. Boy do I love Dan and his Dan-isms. The fact that his voice mails are exactly as you’d imagine. :’)
As a scientist, I can confirm that helium can exist as a liquid and a solid as well. Side note: Dan's voicemail absolutely kills me dude.
Fellow physicist here and these bits fucking kill me every time
Wait until somebody tells Dan that you can just make helium really cold and it turns into a liquid
Liquid helium is a superfluid Tho, and interacts so weirdly with other things that Dan would probably take that to be proof
Nobody has ever watched Dans for his scientific knowledge.
Aww damn, I thought this was going to be a compilation of when Dan had his chipmunk filter on for multiple episodes!
I can't believe how long Dan had a good mic, but didn't switch the input from his webcam hahaha
Guys I'm not this deep into the whole group I almost only watch Northernlion, so PLEASE TELL ME THIS WAS A WHOLE ASS BIT, PLEASE TELL ME DAN IS JOKING, PLEASE
It's like, 75% chance a bit, but Dan is a wildcard
Hopefully he was joking.
If he's genuine, I still like the guy but...
You know :D
I think first he just doesnt think trough what he is actually saying (surprise, its Dan), and then he realizes that he said something stupid but keeps it going for the bit. Hes not actually a stupid person, hes a teacher :D
@@GasparGa I think it's a bit, but there are still some pretty stupid teacher
@@GasparGa Dan was a sports coach first. He's the gym teacher who also teaches science because schools in America are underfunded hellholes. Hell, I think I even remember Dan saying he would read the chapter he was gonna be teaching the night before and that was his prep.
7:09 Sand is only 1.6x the density of water.
Helium is a gas, like farts. Dan should fart in his hands and smell them to see if his hands touched the gas.
Even if Dan meant 'Helium is intangible', he would still be wrong. 'Helium voice' works because sound (air vibrating) travels slower through our atmosphere (oxygen, carbon dioxide and other gases mixed in) than when you fill your mouth with Helium.
Nah. 'Helium' is an abstract description of a physical state of affairs. It's an empirical concept, logically distinct from the things-in-themselves.
@@slubbergully9231 Simmer down, Kant.
Never said the containers and their contents are the same temperature or are under the same pressure, therefore they could weigh the same. Dan was right all along! If you ignore all the stuff he was wrong about.
I miss nick on the Nlss
man just seeing this thumbnail already tilts me out of my mind
Dan is an actual master of playing dumb. Just like on Big Brother, the man socially engineers people into thinking certain ways about him but in reality he's playing 5D chess with all of us
We definitely need a Dan voicemail compilation
This is the kind of logic that leads people to believe bacteria don't exist because they can't see them.
I honestly think Dan could socially engineer most non-NL people into beliving that helium is not physical tho.
It's his innocent sincerity working perfectly with his persistence that gets makes a person wanna believe.
Under the right definition, sure, why not. If physical is "distinguishable from air by hand touch under normal atmospheric conditions".
@@musicaccount3340 helium isn't a gas if we define a gas as distinguishable from air by touch under normal atmospheric conditions.
Dan could probably socially engineer anyone. If only there was some reality tv show that could put that to the test...
The helium is touching the balloon! That's how it inflates! If it didn't touch the balloon it would escape immediately.
This is such a legendary video girl BRSCH
i miss nick on the nlss
a modern classic, extermely blursed
It's Dan... Gheesling!
Holy shot that voicemail is GOLD
It's Dan. Gheesling.
I appreciate the Limmy shoutout
10:36 thank you Malf
Wait so is liquid helium physical??
It’s GOTTA be a bit. Right? Right...?
Yes, it must be. It maybe started out as a misunderstanding (Dan saying gallon rather than pound) followed by digging the trench and sitting in it. To comedic effect.
these kind of discussions are peak NLSS
I would join Dan's helium cult.
"I worry about you guys sometimes..."
You can hold helium in your lungs...
The interesting thing about dans hypothesis is how easy it would be to test out
Can we get a super cut of Dans voice mails to Nick and others?
Can we start a go fund me to make dan take thermodynamics?
Feels like this could be easily resolved if you tell Dan about how heavy things feel in the hands, speak in his language, Y'know?
Just legitimately take two things anywhere in his household like an actual heavy tool(Hammer, etc.) then a bundle of clothes compressed up into the same size. Weigh them, he cannot deny the numbers.
Yeah, but you cant "touch" helium
MrLego3160 helium isn’t physical you can’t compress it to the size of a hanmer
oengland A hammer shaped bottle of Helium then.
WebbedMann uhm, but then you’re passing him a bottle. The iron. Not helium
Hydraulics works because water is incompressible.
But like hold up. This video is in cyberspace so i don't think you could touch it, it's not physical
Man, seeing that early Fortnite really took me back.
As a chem major this hurts me
Omg. Im dying. Lmao.
i miss nek in the nlss so much!
I have lost many brain cells and we're only at 3:50
really hope that whole thing was a bit
JUST FREEZE THE HELIUM
One of the discussions that make me truly worry about dan and most of the world tbh
I’m sometimes surprised about how dumb people can actually be
Algorithm
There’s a point here somewhere but I don’t think physical is the right word lol
I miss Nick :/
I think I see where Dan is coming from. Helium and any gas for that matter is a very ephemeral material easily dispersed by the air all around us that we can't "grab" with our hands.
I think it's just a case of not using the correct word.
But steel's heavier than feathers.
Holy fuck i finally understand what dan is trying to say: helium does not have a constant density, filling a milk jug with helium could mean one helium atom and a vacuum. So this analogy can only work with objects of defined volume.
I dont know what he means by helium isnt matter but i understand why he wont put it in a milk jug
this is absolutely under no circumstances what he meant
Here we have another delusional person contorting themselves through hoops to find a way to get Dan to seem correct.
I do hope people realise he's in character for this bit
He
This legit made me mad
My god this discussion is stupid. Gases are physical. -and even if that doesn't float your boat, you can make liquid helium.
Prove it. PROVE IT.
@@slubbergully9231 Like I know you're kidding, but how hasn't he thought of wind? It's physical molecules hitting your skin, and you can feel it.
Dan went to a catholic school, he obviously didnt learn science