Can't Touch This - NLSS Dan Helium Discussion Highlights (Suggested by Rukario)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @Angry_bandicoot
    @Angry_bandicoot 4 года назад +406

    "I understand the science behind it but..." - Man who didn't understand the science behind it

    • @musicaccount3340
      @musicaccount3340 4 года назад +10

      Maybe in his head science is something purely theoretical, detached from reality. That's how he speaks about it.

    • @slubbergully9231
      @slubbergully9231 4 года назад +3

      @@musicaccount3340 ngl study mathematics and science at the post-grad level and u can unironically defend Dan's position

    • @chanm01
      @chanm01 4 года назад +16

      I feel like people publically insisting that they understand science, and then completely contradicting that science is the _actual_ average level of scientific discourse in 2020.

    • @Mystibump
      @Mystibump 4 года назад +11

      @@slubbergully9231 Yeah but anything that exists is physical plainly-speaking. All you have to do to know that helium is physical is to inhale from a helium balloon; if it wasn't physical, it wouldn't cause your lungs to expand.

    • @totalphantasm
      @totalphantasm 3 года назад +2

      @@slubbergully9231 I mean ya once you get into post grad science half of it is “our numbers don’t add up so we’re gonna call it dark matter” and you’ll just know so many words no one can argue

  • @Shnarfbird
    @Shnarfbird 4 года назад +279

    My man dan took the 'pound of feathers vs pound of bricks' saying in the completely wrong way and just ran with it

    • @serlaz174
      @serlaz174 4 года назад +20

      i was thinking the same thing lol, I think he got his verbiage mixed up and then decided halfway through to make it a bit

  • @villecor8765
    @villecor8765 4 года назад +364

    Dan is most likely to start a cult

  • @ClockworkEngineer
    @ClockworkEngineer 4 года назад +136

    This was all funny, but the most hilarious part of this was Justin saying absolutely nothing during the whole Fortnite argument.

  • @cydranzer6027
    @cydranzer6027 4 года назад +74

    The common thread between all of these Dan-versations is that Dan just has his own definitions for everything and just talks as if everyone has his dictionary.

    • @robinvik1
      @robinvik1 4 года назад +16

      He has that definicity

  • @jezraelcummins4367
    @jezraelcummins4367 4 года назад +87

    Had a good laugh, but I’ve since learned the TRUTH about helium. And if you can’t hand me some, it ain’t physical.

    • @SkribbleNL
      @SkribbleNL 4 года назад +8

      O no the helium cult is gaining members 😱

  • @musicaccount3340
    @musicaccount3340 4 года назад +50

    I'm not physical cause Dan has never and will never hold me in his hand.

  • @dr_defective4046
    @dr_defective4046 4 года назад +113

    "Helium isn't physical."

    • @SpitzTruth
      @SpitzTruth 4 года назад +13

      Dan do be following in the tradition of the great philosopher Kant and recognizing that we cannot cognize 'things in themselves' doe 😳

    • @slubbergully9231
      @slubbergully9231 4 года назад +8

      @@SpitzTruth He really do be defending Idealism and scientific anti-realism doe.

  • @fudgyboo
    @fudgyboo 4 года назад +20

    I love picturing Dan driving somewhere and just fuming thinking about this and then having to call someone and leave a voicemail about it

  • @Rukario485
    @Rukario485 4 года назад +63

    I'm not even supposed to be physical

  • @callumdixon5177
    @callumdixon5177 4 года назад +137

    This just makes me want a video of Austin losing his mind to people with bad science takes

    • @Mariokartfann
      @Mariokartfann 4 года назад +16

      So basically just every 2020 Golf Club docket?

    • @ChuckShnozwell
      @ChuckShnozwell 4 года назад +3

      Holy shit yes

    • @Krackdown9
      @Krackdown9 4 года назад +17

      what if you went to the black hole at night, when its sleeping

  • @Alylion
    @Alylion 4 года назад +68

    Best part is Dan has a science degree and was a science teacher

    • @desidia847
      @desidia847 4 года назад +44

      Dan doesn't just have a degree, he has a master's degree. Let that sink in.

    • @slubbergully9231
      @slubbergully9231 4 года назад +20

      @@desidia847 Which is why he's following in the tradition of Kant's transcendental idealism.

    • @Bikonito
      @Bikonito 4 года назад +4

      This took it from funny to worrying. How does he think this.

    • @Prodigi50
      @Prodigi50 4 года назад +6

      @@Bikonito I hope it’s a bit, but I’m scared it partially isn’t.

    • @thatcynicalbastard6636
      @thatcynicalbastard6636 3 года назад +3

      Um. Oh no.

  • @williamwillaims1194
    @williamwillaims1194 4 года назад +57

    Dan is a cult on his own

  • @lunkel8108
    @lunkel8108 4 года назад +36

    I feel like there's already a word for what dan means by "non-physical": gas

  • @doc2502
    @doc2502 3 года назад +11

    We need an addition to the NLSS civil war album, the phonecall is such a good interlude for a rap album

    • @jamesdulak3108
      @jamesdulak3108 Год назад +2

      The way he goes
      "Hey it's Dan.....
      .
      .
      .
      Gheesling."
      Gets me every time

  • @PlasmaSpark
    @PlasmaSpark 4 года назад +41

    This reminds me of Dan recently saying temperature doesn't change how you taste food and I'm so tilted AGAIN

    • @SkribbleNL
      @SkribbleNL 4 года назад +1

      Although didnt NL start that? Saying warming up food was overrated or something 😅

    • @queenofsprinkles
      @queenofsprinkles 4 года назад +3

      @@SkribbleNL No, this happened on Dan's stream and NL was strongly disagreeing with Dan in chat.

    • @Providence83
      @Providence83 4 года назад +2

      HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 4 года назад +1

      I want to see him eat some melted ice cream and tell me that.

  • @omyyer
    @omyyer 4 года назад +51

    Hand me some

  • @sarakatelyn8923
    @sarakatelyn8923 3 года назад +6

    “He has a good point about things being physical”
    “I guarantee he doesn’t” enells confidence in shutting down his friends and knowing he won’t insult them truly is always extraordinary

  • @treyebillups8602
    @treyebillups8602 3 года назад +12

    NL’s absolute disbelief when Dan said “Helium isn’t physical” was gold

  • @MegaGrair
    @MegaGrair 4 года назад +8

    Dan not knowing the difference in mass and volume, and none of the NLSS knowing the difference between a solid, liquid, or gas is the best. This is the content I signed up for you’ve earned my sub

  • @Overcrox
    @Overcrox 4 года назад +5

    "Which one's heavier: a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?
    That's right: it's a kilogram of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers."

  • @StarstruckFerSure
    @StarstruckFerSure 4 года назад +4

    After watching this, youtube recommended “Limmy’s Show - What’s Heavier” and I cant stop laughing at how accurate it is. Boy do I love Dan and his Dan-isms. The fact that his voice mails are exactly as you’d imagine. :’)

  • @meursaulty6672
    @meursaulty6672 4 года назад +15

    As a scientist, I can confirm that helium can exist as a liquid and a solid as well. Side note: Dan's voicemail absolutely kills me dude.

    • @AsianGamerKenji
      @AsianGamerKenji 4 года назад +2

      Fellow physicist here and these bits fucking kill me every time

  • @zcrawford81
    @zcrawford81 4 года назад +20

    Wait until somebody tells Dan that you can just make helium really cold and it turns into a liquid

    • @callumdixon5177
      @callumdixon5177 4 года назад +15

      Liquid helium is a superfluid Tho, and interacts so weirdly with other things that Dan would probably take that to be proof

  • @TheBogstaverne
    @TheBogstaverne 4 года назад +25

    Nobody has ever watched Dans for his scientific knowledge.

  • @Stryder-ic3ws
    @Stryder-ic3ws 4 года назад +3

    Aww damn, I thought this was going to be a compilation of when Dan had his chipmunk filter on for multiple episodes!

  • @emeyers7
    @emeyers7 4 года назад +3

    I can't believe how long Dan had a good mic, but didn't switch the input from his webcam hahaha

  • @VanGruuv
    @VanGruuv 4 года назад +78

    Guys I'm not this deep into the whole group I almost only watch Northernlion, so PLEASE TELL ME THIS WAS A WHOLE ASS BIT, PLEASE TELL ME DAN IS JOKING, PLEASE

    • @speakergreene8269
      @speakergreene8269 4 года назад +112

      It's like, 75% chance a bit, but Dan is a wildcard

    • @neverpure20
      @neverpure20 4 года назад +15

      Hopefully he was joking.
      If he's genuine, I still like the guy but...
      You know :D

    • @GasparGa
      @GasparGa 4 года назад +57

      I think first he just doesnt think trough what he is actually saying (surprise, its Dan), and then he realizes that he said something stupid but keeps it going for the bit. Hes not actually a stupid person, hes a teacher :D

    • @nicolasvidal92
      @nicolasvidal92 4 года назад +16

      @@GasparGa I think it's a bit, but there are still some pretty stupid teacher

    • @paarthunax2890
      @paarthunax2890 4 года назад +29

      @@GasparGa Dan was a sports coach first. He's the gym teacher who also teaches science because schools in America are underfunded hellholes. Hell, I think I even remember Dan saying he would read the chapter he was gonna be teaching the night before and that was his prep.

  • @Charsept
    @Charsept 4 года назад +10

    7:09 Sand is only 1.6x the density of water.

  • @Carnables
    @Carnables 4 года назад +5

    Helium is a gas, like farts. Dan should fart in his hands and smell them to see if his hands touched the gas.

  • @Level80Sorcerer
    @Level80Sorcerer 4 года назад +5

    Even if Dan meant 'Helium is intangible', he would still be wrong. 'Helium voice' works because sound (air vibrating) travels slower through our atmosphere (oxygen, carbon dioxide and other gases mixed in) than when you fill your mouth with Helium.

    • @slubbergully9231
      @slubbergully9231 4 года назад +5

      Nah. 'Helium' is an abstract description of a physical state of affairs. It's an empirical concept, logically distinct from the things-in-themselves.

    • @louieberg2942
      @louieberg2942 4 года назад +1

      @@slubbergully9231 Simmer down, Kant.

  • @ikop5829
    @ikop5829 4 года назад +6

    Never said the containers and their contents are the same temperature or are under the same pressure, therefore they could weigh the same. Dan was right all along! If you ignore all the stuff he was wrong about.

  • @Madman52403
    @Madman52403 4 года назад +35

    I miss nick on the Nlss

  • @publickip
    @publickip 4 года назад +19

    man just seeing this thumbnail already tilts me out of my mind

  • @jimmyjohnson2465
    @jimmyjohnson2465 4 года назад +12

    Dan is an actual master of playing dumb. Just like on Big Brother, the man socially engineers people into thinking certain ways about him but in reality he's playing 5D chess with all of us

  • @jpietersen519
    @jpietersen519 4 года назад +2

    We definitely need a Dan voicemail compilation

  • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
    @kobold_sushi_executive_chef Год назад +3

    This is the kind of logic that leads people to believe bacteria don't exist because they can't see them.

  • @artoahremaa862
    @artoahremaa862 4 года назад +93

    I honestly think Dan could socially engineer most non-NL people into beliving that helium is not physical tho.

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM 4 года назад +15

      It's his innocent sincerity working perfectly with his persistence that gets makes a person wanna believe.

    • @musicaccount3340
      @musicaccount3340 4 года назад +4

      Under the right definition, sure, why not. If physical is "distinguishable from air by hand touch under normal atmospheric conditions".

    • @Delvokian
      @Delvokian 4 года назад +3

      @@musicaccount3340 helium isn't a gas if we define a gas as distinguishable from air by touch under normal atmospheric conditions.

    • @GeoQuag
      @GeoQuag 4 года назад +9

      Dan could probably socially engineer anyone. If only there was some reality tv show that could put that to the test...

  • @michaelmennuti4414
    @michaelmennuti4414 4 года назад +2

    The helium is touching the balloon! That's how it inflates! If it didn't touch the balloon it would escape immediately.

  • @Poodle666
    @Poodle666 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is such a legendary video girl BRSCH

  • @UteLube
    @UteLube 4 года назад +7

    i miss nick on the nlss

  • @O9bz3
    @O9bz3 4 года назад +8

    a modern classic, extermely blursed

  • @mountnstream
    @mountnstream 4 года назад +3

    It's Dan... Gheesling!

  • @revi5555
    @revi5555 4 года назад +1

    Holy shot that voicemail is GOLD

  • @ninjacell2999
    @ninjacell2999 4 года назад +1

    I appreciate the Limmy shoutout

  • @j3omega
    @j3omega 4 года назад +4

    10:36 thank you Malf

  • @CalumJames
    @CalumJames 4 года назад +8

    Wait so is liquid helium physical??

  • @pixlark4287
    @pixlark4287 4 года назад +9

    It’s GOTTA be a bit. Right? Right...?

    • @louieberg2942
      @louieberg2942 4 года назад +1

      Yes, it must be. It maybe started out as a misunderstanding (Dan saying gallon rather than pound) followed by digging the trench and sitting in it. To comedic effect.

  • @ThatOneIrishFurry
    @ThatOneIrishFurry 4 года назад +1

    these kind of discussions are peak NLSS

  • @robinvik1
    @robinvik1 4 года назад +1

    I would join Dan's helium cult.

  • @MrJokeni
    @MrJokeni 4 года назад +1

    "I worry about you guys sometimes..."

  • @RecliningWhale
    @RecliningWhale 4 года назад +1

    You can hold helium in your lungs...

  • @dylmm
    @dylmm 3 года назад +1

    The interesting thing about dans hypothesis is how easy it would be to test out

  • @SoManyZubats
    @SoManyZubats 4 года назад +1

    Can we get a super cut of Dans voice mails to Nick and others?

  • @JobroskiSwaqqman
    @JobroskiSwaqqman 4 года назад +3

    Can we start a go fund me to make dan take thermodynamics?

  • @mrmanwithchocolate
    @mrmanwithchocolate 4 года назад +3

    Feels like this could be easily resolved if you tell Dan about how heavy things feel in the hands, speak in his language, Y'know?
    Just legitimately take two things anywhere in his household like an actual heavy tool(Hammer, etc.) then a bundle of clothes compressed up into the same size. Weigh them, he cannot deny the numbers.

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 4 года назад +11

      Yeah, but you cant "touch" helium

    • @revi5555
      @revi5555 4 года назад

      MrLego3160 helium isn’t physical you can’t compress it to the size of a hanmer

    • @mrmanwithchocolate
      @mrmanwithchocolate 4 года назад +1

      oengland A hammer shaped bottle of Helium then.

    • @revi5555
      @revi5555 4 года назад

      WebbedMann uhm, but then you’re passing him a bottle. The iron. Not helium

  • @JobroskiSwaqqman
    @JobroskiSwaqqman 4 года назад +1

    Hydraulics works because water is incompressible.

  • @HorrorHoarder
    @HorrorHoarder 4 года назад +2

    But like hold up. This video is in cyberspace so i don't think you could touch it, it's not physical

  • @jcmclint
    @jcmclint 4 года назад +1

    Man, seeing that early Fortnite really took me back.

  • @2QAceBrosef
    @2QAceBrosef 3 года назад +1

    As a chem major this hurts me

  • @nicholasbeshel813
    @nicholasbeshel813 4 года назад +3

    Omg. Im dying. Lmao.

  • @odalchiszaratutu6793
    @odalchiszaratutu6793 4 года назад +1

    i miss nek in the nlss so much!

  • @SlavicusVile
    @SlavicusVile 3 года назад +1

    I have lost many brain cells and we're only at 3:50

  • @procrastinatorluke7866
    @procrastinatorluke7866 4 года назад +2

    really hope that whole thing was a bit

  • @akaiappears
    @akaiappears 4 года назад +1

    JUST FREEZE THE HELIUM

  • @DrSpychology
    @DrSpychology 4 года назад

    One of the discussions that make me truly worry about dan and most of the world tbh

  • @katencheung4804
    @katencheung4804 3 года назад +1

    I’m sometimes surprised about how dumb people can actually be

  • @RegularCody
    @RegularCody 4 года назад +3

    Algorithm

  • @Cameron6226_
    @Cameron6226_ 4 года назад +7

    There’s a point here somewhere but I don’t think physical is the right word lol

  • @timothycoffman3436
    @timothycoffman3436 4 года назад +1

    I miss Nick :/

  • @zombyjano
    @zombyjano 3 года назад +1

    I think I see where Dan is coming from. Helium and any gas for that matter is a very ephemeral material easily dispersed by the air all around us that we can't "grab" with our hands.
    I think it's just a case of not using the correct word.

  • @suursuits7637
    @suursuits7637 3 года назад

    But steel's heavier than feathers.

  • @shouzhengtang2692
    @shouzhengtang2692 3 года назад +1

    Holy fuck i finally understand what dan is trying to say: helium does not have a constant density, filling a milk jug with helium could mean one helium atom and a vacuum. So this analogy can only work with objects of defined volume.
    I dont know what he means by helium isnt matter but i understand why he wont put it in a milk jug

    • @Bikonito
      @Bikonito 2 года назад +4

      this is absolutely under no circumstances what he meant

    • @silverthrall5728
      @silverthrall5728 2 года назад +1

      Here we have another delusional person contorting themselves through hoops to find a way to get Dan to seem correct.

  • @Bounsingonbongos1
    @Bounsingonbongos1 4 года назад +1

    I do hope people realise he's in character for this bit

  • @shay2129
    @shay2129 4 года назад +4

    He

  • @DrGadorcha
    @DrGadorcha 4 года назад +2

    This legit made me mad

  • @Burninizer
    @Burninizer 4 года назад +1

    My god this discussion is stupid. Gases are physical. -and even if that doesn't float your boat, you can make liquid helium.

    • @slubbergully9231
      @slubbergully9231 4 года назад +2

      Prove it. PROVE IT.

    • @Burninizer
      @Burninizer 4 года назад +1

      @@slubbergully9231 Like I know you're kidding, but how hasn't he thought of wind? It's physical molecules hitting your skin, and you can feel it.

  • @BigGucciCholo
    @BigGucciCholo 4 года назад +1

    Dan went to a catholic school, he obviously didnt learn science