[Verse:] What makes you think I'm crazy about you? What makes you think I can't do without you? I've looked you over carefully And if I never see you again, it's soon enough for me I hate the way you comb your hair I hate the flashy clothes you wear I hate the patent shine on your shoe I hate the closet that you keep your clothes in I hate the handkerchief you blow your nose in I hate the smell of your cigar The way you lean against a bar I hate the jokes you tell that are blue I hate that fancy tie, honest I do Outside of that, I love you I hate the ground you walk upon I hate the phone you talk upon I hate 'most ev'rything that you do I hate the table and the cloth you eat on I hate the sofa that you rest your seat on I hate the rouge upon your lips The polish on your finger tips I hate your eyes of heavenly blue I hate the way you sigh, honest I do Outside of that, I love you I hate the song you sing to me I hate the flow'rs you bring to me I hate your phony "How do you do' I hate that funny little mouth you drink with That peanut on your shoulders that you think with I hate the dimple in your chin The bath you dunk your body in I hate the way you bill and you coo I hate your battle cry, honest I do Outside of that, I love you Dimple Peanut Ha I hate the notes you write to me The verses you recite to me Your conversation flowing like glue I hate your office with the door you swing through I hate that funny little nose you sing through I hate the cigarette you smoke The way you kill a funny joke I hate the finger nails that you chew I hate the way you lie, honest I do Outside of that, I'm delightful Outside of that, you're diluted Outside of that, I love you
[Verse:]
What makes you think I'm crazy about you?
What makes you think I can't do without you?
I've looked you over carefully
And if I never see you again, it's soon enough for me
I hate the way you comb your hair
I hate the flashy clothes you wear
I hate the patent shine on your shoe
I hate the closet that you keep your clothes in
I hate the handkerchief you blow your nose in
I hate the smell of your cigar
The way you lean against a bar
I hate the jokes you tell that are blue
I hate that fancy tie, honest I do
Outside of that, I love you
I hate the ground you walk upon
I hate the phone you talk upon
I hate 'most ev'rything that you do
I hate the table and the cloth you eat on
I hate the sofa that you rest your seat on
I hate the rouge upon your lips
The polish on your finger tips
I hate your eyes of heavenly blue
I hate the way you sigh, honest I do
Outside of that, I love you
I hate the song you sing to me
I hate the flow'rs you bring to me
I hate your phony "How do you do'
I hate that funny little mouth you drink with
That peanut on your shoulders that you think with
I hate the dimple in your chin
The bath you dunk your body in
I hate the way you bill and you coo
I hate your battle cry, honest I do
Outside of that, I love you
Dimple
Peanut
Ha
I hate the notes you write to me
The verses you recite to me
Your conversation flowing like glue
I hate your office with the door you swing through
I hate that funny little nose you sing through
I hate the cigarette you smoke
The way you kill a funny joke
I hate the finger nails that you chew
I hate the way you lie, honest I do
Outside of that, I'm delightful
Outside of that, you're diluted
Outside of that, I love you
omg thanks I couldn't find the lyrics anywhere
Love this song
This showed up in my recommended haha
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