Trans Neptunian Objects (original song)

Four-track Friday Filk, week 4
There must be at least a thousand songs written by nerds like me about Pluto's non-status as a planet. Well, for this week's Four Track Friday, let's make it at least a thousand and one.
Lyrics:
For almost a century Pluto was
A planet, one of the nine
It had a sort of unusual orbit
But still they all got on just fine
But one day because of its size, they said
That's no planet, is it?
Then they decided to send New Horizons
To pay the dwarf a visit
Pluto was understandably miffed
To have been taken down a peg
And as the spacecraft did its flypast
This is what Pluto said,
I never wanted to be in your gang,
Even though you think you are so cool,
But we're the Trans Neptunian Objects and
There's more of us than of you
There's Eris and Sedna, Lempo, Varuna,
Gonggong and Niku and Drac,
Ixion, Orcus and Rhadamanthus
And thousands of others like that
I don't need to be part of your club
Me and my moons are okay
Charon, Styx, Hydra, Kerberos, Nix
We're happy out here with our mates
You can call me whatever you like
It's hardly sticks and stones
But we're the Trans Neptunian Objects and
The Kuiper Belt is our home
There's Eris and Sedna, Lempo, Varuna,
Gonggong and Niku and Drac,
Ixion, Orcus and Rhadamanthus
And thousands of others like that
There's Arrokoth, Biden and Farout and Albion,
Quaoar, and Ceto and Zhulong
Chaos, Haumea, and several with names that are
Hard to pronounce 'cos they're too long
We don't want to join your party
We don't care about your rules
We're the Trans Neptunian Objects and
There's more of us than of you
There's Eris and Sedna, Lempo, Varuna,
Gonggong and Niku and Drac,
Ixion, Orcus and Rhadamanthus
And thousands of others like that
There's Arrokoth, Biden and Farout and Albion,
Quaoar, and Ceto and Zhulong
Chaos, Haumea, and several with names that are
Hard to pronounce 'cos they're too long
We're the Trans Neptunian Objects and
There's more of us than of you
Process:
Record track 1 and 2: Vocal and tenor ukulele (Low G)
Record track 3: Baritone ukulele
Record track 4: Harmonica
Bounce (keeping track 1)
Record track 2: Kick, snare and toms
Record track 3: Shaker
Record track 4: Bass
Bounce
Record track 1: Synth
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