In 2047, Mysterious Event Brings Earth Back To 3000 BC Without Technology

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @cj4607
    @cj4607 5 месяцев назад +473

    Did Rose freak out when she saw her mom in that one episode of Friends?

    • @The.Cow96
      @The.Cow96 5 месяцев назад +21

      Don't think she got that far lol

    • @GacMan47
      @GacMan47 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@The.Cow96She saw the last episode at the end of the movie.

  • @mightT1
    @mightT1 5 месяцев назад +223

    so basically... nothing of worth really happens. a movie where the interesting you would want to watch happens off screen.

    • @vanskis7618
      @vanskis7618 3 месяца назад +10

      yep, i was really pissed when the movie finished and i still didnt know a damn thing and havent seen anything interesting

  • @lbghaze
    @lbghaze 5 месяцев назад +31

    I watched this movie during a 4 hour drive and I was sooooo mad 😡 . Till I got to my parents house in the country side, turned off my phone and enjoyed the landscape in peace. 😌

  • @joelnotsure2871
    @joelnotsure2871 5 месяцев назад +186

    As much money as studios are said to throw at advertising for their crappy movies, how is it that there are so many crappy movies I never heard about?

    • @ThistleBristleBerry
      @ThistleBristleBerry 5 месяцев назад +13

      This was actually quite a big movie that is available on Netflix! - atleast in the UK lol, it has quite a few famous actors aswell

    • @doublea9482
      @doublea9482 5 месяцев назад +8

      This movie would’ve been good if it had a good ending. Ending was trash. I hope they make a follow up. But I don’t think they are.

    • @CordovaMage
      @CordovaMage 5 месяцев назад +11

      It was one of the Obama money laundering film projects. Most political figures use "artistic" fields like media or literature or paintings.. you know things that are open to interpretation and can be mudded up enough that it raises no alarms when political figures suddenly become billionaires.. you know they just lucked out on stocks or people just really love their books, movies or art, or those large companies just really really want to hear them speak at a conference because they give good advice. LOL. . The Obamas took it a notch higher by founding a film production studio. They have ambitions to make their schemes outclass even the fabled Clinton foundation when it comes to money laundering and behind closed doors influence peddling organizations. Rumors are this one is based on a real life scenario the US government has wargamed.

    • @param5396
      @param5396 5 месяцев назад

      @@CordovaMage💯

    • @ruekurei88
      @ruekurei88 4 месяца назад

      @@CordovaMage It sometimes saddens me that human beings are this dumb, but then i realise, we have stupidity on this level, but still as a species accomplish great things, so we aren't that bad off. We're still super fucked, but it's not all bad.

  • @morgs5118
    @morgs5118 5 месяцев назад +155

    Every weird movie has to open in New York

    • @AlbandAquino
      @AlbandAquino 5 месяцев назад +9

      Picture yourself saying that,
      in Adam's voice...
      Spoilers ahead, watch out and take care.
      😁

    • @salifumanobangura1448
      @salifumanobangura1448 4 месяца назад

      😅

    • @salifumanobangura1448
      @salifumanobangura1448 4 месяца назад +1

      @@AlbandAquinoyou get me smiling 😂😂😂

    • @filipeareias3265
      @filipeareias3265 3 месяца назад

      @@AlbandAquino can't be with the American neocons and their proxy wars

  • @kornkid886
    @kornkid886 4 месяца назад +48

    😤 I hated that ending so much! Like really Rose, you just go walk off, hear your mother calling you, and decide to watch a TV show. Perfect reason for not having kids.

    • @SunshineTibbs
      @SunshineTibbs 2 месяца назад

      Rose was probably autistic.

    • @starhill8456
      @starhill8456 Месяц назад +1

      Well, I don't think the mom ever told the child to not wander around, so it's kind of like the parents fall, and if you don't take care of your child, right.

  • @leetraviusmckay314
    @leetraviusmckay314 5 месяцев назад +235

    "kids who play COD all day are typically into it for learning new languages but I'll let it slide" 😂

  • @LuccaRPG
    @LuccaRPG 5 месяцев назад +33

    To be honest, when the whole Crowdstrike outage happened my first thought was, "So when are we going to get random noises, animals, and propaganda leaflets?"

  • @alexl9724
    @alexl9724 5 месяцев назад +44

    FRIENDS was featured in this movie, also RIP Matthew Perry.

  • @peterpileggi3664
    @peterpileggi3664 5 месяцев назад +39

    "without GPS everyone is fcked" 🤣

  • @roughwoof
    @roughwoof 4 месяца назад +20

    11:24 *THE WOMAN RELEASED THEIR ULTIMATE WEAPON: SCREAMING*

  • @FenriruEchocalypseFan
    @FenriruEchocalypseFan 5 месяцев назад +10

    This movie took “Reject Modernity, Embrace Nature” to another level

  • @justApplay
    @justApplay 5 месяцев назад +22

    So... That's it? That's the end? lol

    • @carollen5601
      @carollen5601 5 месяцев назад +1

      Man...think of the bunker!

  • @libbymcglynn5
    @libbymcglynn5 Месяц назад +3

    11:21 Those deer didn’t look like they wanted to attack, they looked like they where trying to communicate with the humans and say “ What’s going on? What are you lot up to now?” The deer knew something wasn’t right and they knew who to blame, it had human written all over it!😂

  • @fantastic4769
    @fantastic4769 5 месяцев назад +181

    they didn’t go to 3000 bc

    • @Uttp-sr7nd
      @Uttp-sr7nd 5 месяцев назад +14

      Fuck

    • @Boroxaep
      @Boroxaep 5 месяцев назад +3

      fr

    • @Mordenaar
      @Mordenaar 5 месяцев назад +9

      They lie so it doesn't get taken down

    • @fantastic4769
      @fantastic4769 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@Mordenaar why would it get taken down if they didn’t lie?

    • @Mordenaar
      @Mordenaar 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@fantastic4769 copyright it's not their movie that's why they make this absurd captions

  • @xamurai00
    @xamurai00 5 месяцев назад +90

    Wouldnt really say 3000BC... More like a time when we didnt rely on Electricity. Like the early 20th Century

    • @s3v3n3
      @s3v3n3 5 месяцев назад +10

      We definitely relied on electricity in the 70's, unless you're talking about the 1770's. I think you mean we didn't rely on the internet, but we've had electricity since the late 1800's.

    • @e.l.9589
      @e.l.9589 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@s3v3n3He may live in a third world country. 😂

    • @lucone2937
      @lucone2937 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@s3v3n3 Yeah, usually Benjamin Franklin is credited for discovering electricity in the 1700s with his kite experiment during a thunderstorm. Then in the 1870s Thomas Edison built a direct current electric generator. Around 3000 BCE only the most advanced civilizations were just invented how to make iron tools and weapons.

    • @ruekurei88
      @ruekurei88 4 месяца назад +1

      @@s3v3n3 We had electricity, but most ordinary people didn't have electricity in their homes until the early 20th century. Even then, it's use was limited and fairly dangerous. It took a while to iron things out and get the rollout to most homes.

    • @thefurrybastard1964
      @thefurrybastard1964 4 месяца назад

      We had electricity and relied on it since the early 20th century. What we didn't have until the 90s onwards was the internet.

  • @misscaptainL
    @misscaptainL 3 месяца назад +9

    GPS outages cannot send ships and planes into chaos just like that lmao bruh what is this 😭 how did the producers think planes flew and ships sailed before the 90s

  • @YRJ97
    @YRJ97 4 месяца назад +9

    7:00 good thing that he closed the door or else plane would have entered the home

  • @KlutchRecaps
    @KlutchRecaps 5 месяцев назад +6

    Mystery Recapped always coming in with the clutch vids when needed! Great video for sure!

  • @heintz256
    @heintz256 5 месяцев назад +32

    The cliffhanger ending ruined the movie for me.

    • @CordovaMage
      @CordovaMage 5 месяцев назад +21

      That is because its a prequal documentary. Youll be the main character when it resumes in 2025

    • @carollen5601
      @carollen5601 5 месяцев назад +4

      I thought that was the comical part. Little Rose was even more antisocial than her mom; she has
      her own bunker 😂 😂

    • @GETOFFMYDAMNBUS
      @GETOFFMYDAMNBUS 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@CordovaMagelol more like real soon.

  • @benzzino8818
    @benzzino8818 5 месяцев назад +9

    this made him realized the booze is not for them

  • @thebagnechannel3183
    @thebagnechannel3183 5 месяцев назад +13

    This movie needs a part two.

  • @Mendawasey
    @Mendawasey Месяц назад +1

    I love the white lion ship! My great great great grandpa used to work on it in the 1600s

  • @justinpeterson7246
    @justinpeterson7246 3 месяца назад +2

    When it started and I thought I saw Kevin Bacon laying in bed, only to be disappointed when the mc wasn't him... To think the real Kevin Bacon actually showed up lol

  • @carollen5601
    @carollen5601 5 месяцев назад +11

    Little Rose was a smart cookie, turns out she's even more antisocial than her mom. ☺
    She has her own bunker 😂 😂

  • @Chris-yd2oy
    @Chris-yd2oy 4 месяца назад +1

    Had so much expectation of this.

  • @MangSeries
    @MangSeries 4 месяца назад +2

    even after 30 years, m still wondering why every 'earth' and 'world' in hollywood movies is the US

  • @Vickyscornerr
    @Vickyscornerr 3 месяца назад +2

    Why didn’t d stupid Rose call her mum to enjoy with her, I pray not to have a Rose😂

  • @Dragonfire511
    @Dragonfire511 3 месяца назад +2

    Yeah, let's make another movie without ending.

  • @cortlynnelliott1797
    @cortlynnelliott1797 10 дней назад

    Wonderful movie truly keeps you captivated 😮❤🎉

  • @Ingens_Scherz
    @Ingens_Scherz 2 месяца назад +2

    I had high hopes for this movie upon its release. They were comprehensively dashed when I watched it. It was like a sort of weak pilot episode for something that's been done before several times (Jericho; Revolution etc.). Pity.

  • @baronvg
    @baronvg 4 месяца назад +1

    Damn, I was gonna make a joke about Rose wanting to finish Friends but the movie did it for me! 😮

  • @fixindan3592
    @fixindan3592 5 месяцев назад +7

    That was the end??? That can’t be the end.

    • @carollen5601
      @carollen5601 5 месяцев назад

      @fixindan3592/// I wonder if those will be our last words if nuclear war nukes us all?

  • @RJFP67
    @RJFP67 4 месяца назад +5

    I’d be worried if my preteen daughter was obsessed with Friends . That show was lame on multiple levels 😂.

  • @InvertedFreeSolo
    @InvertedFreeSolo 5 месяцев назад +1

    That was nuts

  • @Nusrat_2021
    @Nusrat_2021 3 месяца назад

    Liked watching... ❤

  • @VirgoCali89
    @VirgoCali89 5 месяцев назад +2

    So where did everyone go?

  • @BOOBIPO
    @BOOBIPO 4 месяца назад

    I love your video I'm your biggest fan please reply to me

  • @sjb4280
    @sjb4280 5 месяцев назад +10

    This was one of the worse movies Ive ever scene where literally nothing happens the whole time. They chose big name actors and then put no substance into it. It was like a movie that was only half way thought out and they said "make it enough " and kept it pushing😑

    • @carollen5601
      @carollen5601 5 месяцев назад +1

      @sjb4280/// ok listen up, the moral of this movie is about a woman wanting to escape
      society because she doesn't like people...she gets more than what she wished for.
      However, little Rose her daughter is the most antisocial, she has a whole bunker to herself.
      Do you see how an ill fated calamity works out? But you wanted more suspense, terror,
      famine and fighting one another right? It's strange how humanity's social structure is about war,
      turning against one another...then coming together in harmony... like that can happen, it won't.
      Cheers!

  • @Lildevilbaby
    @Lildevilbaby 5 месяцев назад

    WWWWW love the vids!

  • @NefashusLP
    @NefashusLP 3 месяца назад +1

    That ending with Rose, wtf?

  • @MilanPavlovic540
    @MilanPavlovic540 4 месяца назад +1

    02:01 very true!

  • @musical_lolu4811
    @musical_lolu4811 5 месяцев назад +3

    "...as dysfunctional as the US" lol, the burn 🔥 😂

  • @madishinnar5497
    @madishinnar5497 5 месяцев назад +16

    fun fact: this movie was directed and written by Obamma, yes the former presedient

    • @neilmcdonnell2964
      @neilmcdonnell2964 5 месяцев назад +4

      The Obama's have also produced a Black Comedy called Bodkin that is set in Ireland. It's really good and for once all the irish roles are played by Irish actors, so no stupid accents.

    • @ruekurei88
      @ruekurei88 4 месяца назад +9

      No it wasn't. How is this stuff getting passed around so much? A 5 second Google search clears it up immediately. Unless it's a joke, then carry on.

    • @BadMann3rs
      @BadMann3rs 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ruekurei88 literally a 10 second Google search shows that they are the producers and likely played a heavy role in the directional influence lmao

  • @jointgib
    @jointgib 5 месяцев назад

    good one

  • @sbalogh53
    @sbalogh53 5 месяцев назад +3

    13:34 Ummmm. they are not books. LOL

    • @hellshitfuckbruh
      @hellshitfuckbruh 5 месяцев назад +1

      Россия Россия в этом слове огонь и сила

  • @alekm.3512
    @alekm.3512 4 месяца назад

    10:52 is when the real recap starts

  • @Mr.troller59
    @Mr.troller59 5 месяцев назад

    My boy is back 🎉

  • @earujay1146
    @earujay1146 5 месяцев назад +3

    11:18 shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan

  • @Kaffeelrahman
    @Kaffeelrahman 5 месяцев назад +6

    Shirou Emiya is that GOOAAAAATTTT

  • @tardust22
    @tardust22 5 месяцев назад +3

    Your titles or captions are mislead.

    • @carollen5601
      @carollen5601 5 месяцев назад

      a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do in worse economic times...mmm?

  • @eyemunchained8968
    @eyemunchained8968 5 месяцев назад +3

    I don't mind going back to 3000BC, as long as I get to keep all the modern day luxuries

  • @pyrox4549
    @pyrox4549 5 месяцев назад

    what the fk with the ending its soooo absurd.. and wow just wow that a girl she is a true lover of movies and internet..

  • @THE-X-Force
    @THE-X-Force 4 месяца назад

    Was it the bug bite that made his teeth fall out?

  • @sethingwerson
    @sethingwerson 5 месяцев назад +5

    Day 8 of commenting until Mystery Recap replies
    Hey Adam, been watching you for years and was disappointed when you removed the intro, I'm thankful for that guy who commented on every video and got it back. I love to see all the work you put in and how many subscribers and views you get.
    Keep up the Great work,
    Seth

  • @jeremyoboe
    @jeremyoboe 5 месяцев назад +4

    That ending was just awful!!! Talk about a let down...

  • @briandelbosque4062
    @briandelbosque4062 5 месяцев назад

    What is the name of this movie

  • @jeremykegley1669
    @jeremykegley1669 5 месяцев назад +4

    What I don't get is, if it were a cyber attack why was all the Animal's acting weird?

    • @medievalpeanut4269
      @medievalpeanut4269 4 месяца назад +2

      The script was probably rewritten to death and at one point this was aliens or supernatural and they instead went terrorism. Also why the cabin and bug bite were in this.

    • @marshallchikari
      @marshallchikari 3 месяца назад

      The movie is just stupid

  • @TestofTorment
    @TestofTorment 5 месяцев назад +6

    GPS has failed me so many times. I'd rather go ole school and just use maps.
    Heard someone blame their GPS for almost missing their exit as they went 6 lanes YOLO right. True masters of driving never miss their exits. NEVER.

  • @tomy5868
    @tomy5868 3 месяца назад

    what about 3000 BC?

  • @BELanz-ge9dq
    @BELanz-ge9dq 3 месяца назад

    I've watched this movie, and it's not worth it,,, no explanation on how or what and then,,it ends.

  • @carlanderson2243
    @carlanderson2243 5 месяцев назад

    And without GPS these days everyone is F**ked 😂

    • @lucone2937
      @lucone2937 5 месяцев назад

      We should save some printed road maps for the future.

  • @dolphins_bulls
    @dolphins_bulls 5 месяцев назад +2

    Day 22 of asking for a recap of the 1983 film Scarface

  • @ahmadhdtorworleejr3318
    @ahmadhdtorworleejr3318 5 месяцев назад

    8:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Xenostriker_jg4300
    @Xenostriker_jg4300 2 месяца назад

    A child who likes watching the show Friends. Yeah, that's not sus at all.

  • @nsandiver
    @nsandiver 5 месяцев назад +2

    One of the worst movies I've seen. made me wish I could get back that time I wasted. Love you recaps though!

  • @GeorgeTankerYT
    @GeorgeTankerYT Месяц назад

    My parents saw this movie last weekend. They didn't like it.

  • @90AlmostFamous
    @90AlmostFamous 5 месяцев назад +1

    so the movie ran out of budget

  • @tanneraltizer610
    @tanneraltizer610 5 месяцев назад

    I can't watch any other recap videos because the voice isn't right

    • @jointgib
      @jointgib 5 месяцев назад

      same here

    • @BrianGreene-rn9uz
      @BrianGreene-rn9uz 5 месяцев назад

      They are all AI voice. A few of them use the exact same voice too. AI voice sucks because now you have people that hardly speak English using an English speaker but the text they feed into the AI generator is all grammatically wrong. So like listening to broken English from a native English speaker, its all wrong.

  • @rycera
    @rycera 5 месяцев назад

    Rose threw the game

  • @Thumbikobiko
    @Thumbikobiko 2 месяца назад

    ........ That's it?, That's the ending? Aaaaaah

  • @nickpond9337
    @nickpond9337 5 месяцев назад +1

    Seven Min ish Plane Crashing Yer Let's Hide Behind a Wooden Door ! ? Hopefully there will ALLWAY'S be Small Pocket's of people TRY to Fight Back ;

  • @fabricdragon
    @fabricdragon 5 месяцев назад

    thank you for saving me from watching this movie. with this cast i might have thought it was good...

    • @BrianGreene-rn9uz
      @BrianGreene-rn9uz 5 месяцев назад

      Apparent it was good besides the ending, the ending is why such bad reviews as it just ended.

  • @patrickmurray3846
    @patrickmurray3846 4 месяца назад

    can't blame gps on a ship crashing onto a beach. ya got to blame the dumbass's who are piloting the ship, as they would of saw land from miles away.

  • @DonavonNaidoo
    @DonavonNaidoo 5 месяцев назад

    Frkn Teslas 😂😂😂

  • @laurenvogel5203
    @laurenvogel5203 4 месяца назад

    Is that the Stephen strange

  • @zhappy
    @zhappy 3 месяца назад

    They need Dr. Stone

  • @DavidAllen-hj2zj
    @DavidAllen-hj2zj 5 месяцев назад

    Day 56 of asking mystery recapped to recap the 1983 movie scarface

  • @ArielGonzalez1
    @ArielGonzalez1 5 месяцев назад

    Day 57 of asking for adam to appear in the intro

  • @Furgettyu
    @Furgettyu 5 месяцев назад +1

    It's just some random crazy events happening then they made a weak try to give all of this some meaning. The whole movie is a good example of a poorly written story.

  • @whatcountry_is_this
    @whatcountry_is_this 4 месяца назад

    so where's the 3000BC? a click bait content😂

  • @KarsondriaEdmonds
    @KarsondriaEdmonds 5 месяцев назад +1

    Watched on Netflix already

  • @rickbase833
    @rickbase833 5 месяцев назад

    If you like this movie, you'll like the sequel......Civil War.

  • @africaisking7817
    @africaisking7817 4 месяца назад

    Ultimate weapon "Screaming" 🤡

  • @IQ_Save
    @IQ_Save 5 месяцев назад +1

    Needs an award, a big one, for the WORST ending of all time

  • @teyanuputorti7927
    @teyanuputorti7927 5 месяцев назад

    amazing how it ending with not much happening

    • @carollen5601
      @carollen5601 5 месяцев назад

      are you kidding little Rose has a whole bunker to herself 😂 😂

  • @joppaz1988
    @joppaz1988 4 месяца назад +1

    What a dumb ending

  • @fatimapavon7787
    @fatimapavon7787 5 месяцев назад

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @IzzyTheEditor
    @IzzyTheEditor 5 месяцев назад +2

    Why am I not surprised that the Obamas were directly responsible for this movie.

  • @christianrealista5096
    @christianrealista5096 4 месяца назад

    the ending tho. Like WTF!!???

  • @apex_noob8394
    @apex_noob8394 5 месяцев назад +1

    Kevin Bacon and Ethan Hawk are the same people

    • @justhearmeout
      @justhearmeout 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂 completely interchangeable!

  • @tay_paradox
    @tay_paradox 4 месяца назад

    Mr. E Recapped

  • @topsecret2404
    @topsecret2404 4 месяца назад +1

    Christians: THE REVELATION

  • @aguythatworkstoomuch4624
    @aguythatworkstoomuch4624 5 месяцев назад +2

    I HATE movies like this that don’t provide a clear explaination of what happened and that do not have an ending. Another crap movie. They could say that they want the audience to come their own conclusion. But people don’t want to do that! This movie could’ve been a blockbuster if they weren’t so lazy and cheap to not have an ending or an explanation of what was happening.dumb

  • @BrbDanny
    @BrbDanny 5 месяцев назад +1

    HEEEE SAID THE THINGGGG

  • @miriamllamas224
    @miriamllamas224 4 месяца назад

    Thanks for saving me from watching this crap of a movie

  • @theldraspneumonoultramicro405
    @theldraspneumonoultramicro405 5 месяцев назад

    dear gods this is next level stupid nonsense.

  • @johnbiggans3514
    @johnbiggans3514 3 месяца назад

    Clay was a loser I didn’t like him at all

  • @birchman18
    @birchman18 5 месяцев назад

    wassup

  • @irjake
    @irjake 5 месяцев назад

    lol, what?