Half Sword is Bloody Good Time

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @alexanderfinegan1506
    @alexanderfinegan1506 Год назад +101

    Dev here (one of several):
    Thanks for playing our game! Glad to hear you enjoyed it! More content is in the works!
    Sadly, it won't involve Sigurd or Bionicles but maybe modders will come in clutch.

    • @Spectre-907
      @Spectre-907 Год назад +12

      N-no bionicles?

    • @accde9308
      @accde9308 Год назад

      i enjoy this demo a lot.

    • @mersenniusprime
      @mersenniusprime Год назад +2

      I have no idea what the finished game is going to look like, but it's off to a great start. The only real complaint I have is the number of times I've lost runs to physics, be it a chest that decides to send me to the shadow realm, a dropped weapon cutting my leg off, or something else equally inexplicable. It's funny as all hell, but is a real downer when you're on a roll, only to get killed because you accidentally turn a corpse into a flying carpet and get yeeted into a candelabra.

    • @InvaliDidea123
      @InvaliDidea123 11 месяцев назад

      🤟

  • @wyattr7982
    @wyattr7982 Год назад +61

    “clefts him in twain like no one’s business” is what makes oboe a cut above the rest

    • @drew92gill
      @drew92gill Год назад +3

      In twixt would have also been sufficient

  • @IAmCaligvla
    @IAmCaligvla Год назад +20

    13:37 Guy missing an arm and chest cavity torn open: it's just a flesh wound!

    • @Astrodexterous
      @Astrodexterous Год назад +7

      He really went “If I’m going I’m taking you with me!”. That revenge adrenaline hits hard.
      You can actually see him standing up at 13:30 just as Oboe turns away

    • @djinnxx7050
      @djinnxx7050 Год назад

      That's the power of communism. You may essentially be dead, but the system will gladly puppet your corpse on your behalf.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 10 месяцев назад

      'Tis but a scratch.

  • @djinnxx7050
    @djinnxx7050 Год назад +2

    This is essentially a simulation of a Saturday night in Glasgow.

  • @randomperson2797
    @randomperson2797 Год назад +92

    Let’s be honest, this is probably what most of us would look like in a sword fight

    • @charliesage7004
      @charliesage7004 Год назад +3

      Skill issue. Learn HMA, got gut, scrub.

    • @theflyingchickenHEMA
      @theflyingchickenHEMA Год назад +2

      I do a lot of historical martial arts it’s true this is what a lot of beginners look like

    • @fromthefire4176
      @fromthefire4176 Год назад +3

      I went larping once, they hit fairly hard and the veterans were parrying and pulling off legit techniques. Meanwhile I looked like this

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy Год назад +1

      I would definitely look like one of those bloody corpses in a sword fight.

    • @soupboi1693
      @soupboi1693 Год назад

      man you still watch oboe?

  • @josephcharles2917
    @josephcharles2917 Год назад +14

    "This weapon sucks, this weapons no good"- Oboe after raking a candleabra into a persons face

  • @nazgulsenpai
    @nazgulsenpai Год назад +21

    I played this demo for like 15 minutes and was so tense from clenching my entire body trying to swing the damn sword for some reason lol. Its absolutely hilarious though.

  • @zakncooper
    @zakncooper Год назад +27

    " who would have guessed the axe would be soo good?" The vikings, the Egyptians, the native Americans, the Greeks, the chinese, maybe.😂

    • @nagh887
      @nagh887 Год назад +4

      Literally every culture throughout history

    • @zakncooper
      @zakncooper Год назад +1

      @@nagh887 right!?😆

    • @djinnxx7050
      @djinnxx7050 Год назад +4

      It also doubles up as a practical tool for cutting wood. Perfect armament for a light mobile unit in enemy territory.

    • @nagh887
      @nagh887 Год назад +2

      @@djinnxx7050 axes for war and for utility are different, war axes often times had blades almost as thin as swords, so less heavy and better for slashing, kinda like a sword but with a shorter blade with different balance. But ofc there would always be some random peasant bringing a wood cutting axe to battle sometimes. But the use of axes is sometimes overstated in warfare, prettymuch everyone used spears or some other kinds of long pole arm

    • @djinnxx7050
      @djinnxx7050 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@nagh887 Yeah, I'm aware of the difference in the design of axes. But even a war axe can cut wood, not as efficiently as a purpose built axe but still good enough. You'd assume so if it cuts through flesh and bone, and even some shields with horrific ease. I wouldn't like to face one.
      And yeah, spears are god tier for the most part, a distant enemy can't touch you, it's one of the most cost effective weapons for an army, but they lose some effectiveness if your opponent is clad in chainmail and/or some variation of lamellar and you don't have the power of a horse behind it. What an axe lacks in piercing ability it makes up for in blunt force, it'll easily break an armoured limb if you can swing it right, and it's probably cheaper for a soldier buying his own gear and easier to carry with more uses, hence it being a popular choice for a raiding party. Alas, if your opponent has a spear, you have to figure out how to get past it and close enough to take a forceful swing, and if you're not wearing chainmail yourself you're in trouble.
      On the battlefield with two large opposing armies and their various tactics, polearms become god tier. At least until some fancy dressed fella turns up with a sword taller than him, and then you're going to be kept busy for awhile avoiding that whirlwind of death. It's all a game of rock paper scissors but with real bad consequences for the loser.

  • @bonssc
    @bonssc Год назад +11

    This is what its like walking home after a night out

  • @MrTabb757
    @MrTabb757 Год назад +2

    Yo @4:00 im crying the NPC did him dirty, kneeled down and continued stabbing him to make sure he was out of there.

  • @Sinner987
    @Sinner987 8 месяцев назад +1

    This would be a masterpiece if it had multiplayer and you could get tournaments going with your buddies, and you could watch from the bleachers when youre not fighting, and gamble on the winner

  • @esbenm6544
    @esbenm6544 Год назад +3

    This seems more like an axe murderer simulator that just happens to take place in medieval times

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie Год назад +4

    Loved it when he tripped over and shat his pants while bleeding from his arse. Games are Art.

  • @Moto_Medics
    @Moto_Medics Год назад +2

    you actually knowing what the weapons and clothing are and their advantages makes me happy

  • @Miralis-ml7ig
    @Miralis-ml7ig Год назад +10

    You should give Hellish quart a try, its also physics based but more refined

  • @spoonkies
    @spoonkies Год назад +4

    Do you have the janky ass physics?
    We got it sir!
    Good, that’s one less loose end

  • @Elongated_Muskrat
    @Elongated_Muskrat Год назад +4

    This is true to the ExVee-Century experience.

  • @grekygrek
    @grekygrek Год назад +1

    13:40 how....his ribs were showing his arm was gone and somehow he got up and he stuck his sickle in ya neck and tore it lmao

    • @djinnxx7050
      @djinnxx7050 Год назад

      Let's just say that it isn't entirely unrealistic. It's reasonably plausible and even documented that a man can still be somewhat active, even to the point of being a threat, even when half of him is missing or he should otherwise be dead. Adrenaline is like a second chance, only not quite, a false hope i guess. The human body is both horrifically fragile and shockingly tough, a man can be permanently taken out by a single punch, no visible damage beyond what an autopsy will reveal (spinal chord damage for example), but another can survive having his legs blown off and his skull fractured. It's all about the vitals, that's why burst fire exists, if you don't hit any vitals you at least lower blood pressure to the point that those vitals start to take damage over time, the heart having to pump much harder and the brain essentially switching off various systems until sleep mode is the only option. Think of it like an rpg and it's less frightening I guess
      I've sadly seen a guy have his heart cut out and somehow, he was able to stare in horror at it, well, I assume an expression of horror but considering his face had been very recently flayed, it was kinda hard to tell. That guy went out in a horrific way but somehow took it like a champ. Wouldn't recommend.

  • @xenogorwraithblade2538
    @xenogorwraithblade2538 Год назад +3

    Oh, man, those screams are nice and gurgly. I'ma have to swoop this up.

  • @Androidrevv
    @Androidrevv 11 месяцев назад +1

    Oboe playing borderlands AND talking about the red hat society? I can't believe it 😍

  • @Ethonra
    @Ethonra Год назад +11

    I've seen this game before, Oboe. Knowing the game, I give you props for the clever title. Only thing more visceral than the gore is the screaming. Lol

  • @sadtoast6122
    @sadtoast6122 Год назад +13

    I can't stop laughing I love this it's Exactly his kinda game .

  • @average_ms-dos_enjoyer
    @average_ms-dos_enjoyer Год назад +1

    Reminds me of "Die By The Sword"

  • @Moomow7561
    @Moomow7561 Год назад +1

    The ending is great thanks for another great video

  • @mpc1mil
    @mpc1mil Год назад

    19:59 that part of Fantasia scared me when I was a kid

  • @jamesryan099
    @jamesryan099 Год назад +2

    you should have just used one weapon with both hands by clicking the right mouse button it had more weight behind hits rather than that flailing. the axe and scythe can easily kill and the scythe cuts people in half alot. only takes me one swing with most of the weapons to kill unarmored people but once they get full plate you might want to switch to a mace if you aim like this and flail about since you won't hit weakspots like this.

  • @AIexanderthefake
    @AIexanderthefake Год назад +1

    O my God he slit my throat

  • @johnjuiceshipper4963
    @johnjuiceshipper4963 Год назад

    I had to wait for 8 and a half minutes for a Siegurd reference? Damn Oboe’s caught lackin’

  • @vinceleaguedwithlove
    @vinceleaguedwithlove 10 месяцев назад

    This game is like how a cursed ps1 creepypasta game would actually be

  • @epsilon6516
    @epsilon6516 Год назад +15

    The Conduit is bloody good time

  • @jonaspittman6059
    @jonaspittman6059 Год назад +1

    "Don't candle me, Please..."

  • @Cautious_Gamer
    @Cautious_Gamer Год назад

    Oh man. The Berserk mods that are bound to happen with this game. Hopefully the full version gets 2-player split-screen local vs.

  • @grekygrek
    @grekygrek Год назад

    Omg the freakin sigurd rp while violently mauling the face in the wonkiest freakin way OMG LMAO IM DED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Balevolt
    @Balevolt Год назад

    Half Sword looks like he has to take a dump

  • @jackse9118
    @jackse9118 Год назад

    dude ive been waiting for full real
    ease and have atleast 100 hours mindlessly playing

  • @jeremybamber5729
    @jeremybamber5729 Год назад

    Crowbar pierces when the end hits, crowbar wins here

  • @josephcharles2917
    @josephcharles2917 Год назад

    The human tornado feked that guy up

  • @jeremybamber5729
    @jeremybamber5729 Год назад +2

    Please read the controls properly when this actually releases and you stream it :P
    Right hand is primary you lefty. Put large weapons in your right hand and click rmb to hold it with both hands. Much more effective than feeble lefty flailing

  • @AIexanderthefake
    @AIexanderthefake Год назад

    Or maybe like, the 2 analogs can control the hands, and movement with tilt control

  • @gloomboy1639
    @gloomboy1639 Год назад

    18:15 Just like a Gnome I didn't see it coming.

  • @davidcoleman6369
    @davidcoleman6369 Год назад

    This is like a 3d version of bloody bastards, if anyone’s played that mobile game

  • @loganhoward6909
    @loganhoward6909 11 месяцев назад

    More of this please

  • @CheeseWeasle
    @CheeseWeasle Год назад

    Crowbar never fails.

  • @ethanbaker137
    @ethanbaker137 Год назад

    Have to live vicariously through this video because I keep getting a fatal error when I try to load the demo

  • @JoeJohnSoundsandVisuals
    @JoeJohnSoundsandVisuals Год назад

    The music is sick af

  • @AIexanderthefake
    @AIexanderthefake Год назад

    EZ kill?!?! Your timed out!

  • @CordellPotts
    @CordellPotts Год назад

    Shoulda called it
    Puppet Fight.

  • @KnivesFrank
    @KnivesFrank Год назад

    "imagine skyrim with good combat" is how this whole thing started... still not a skyrim with good combat (:
    Thank you for playing!

  • @nonexistant2k3
    @nonexistant2k3 Год назад +1

    Didn’t even try fps mode.

  • @superscatboy
    @superscatboy Год назад

    If this gets multiplayer I'm so in

  • @AIexanderthefake
    @AIexanderthefake Год назад

    Could the characters be simplified, like with equilateral Triangles?

  • @rotkod39
    @rotkod39 Год назад

    Have you seen the speedrun for this demo?

  • @hihihihihi7889
    @hihihihihi7889 Год назад +1

    How did you manage to play this fpr almost 50 minutes

  • @WillyShankspeare
    @WillyShankspeare 11 месяцев назад

    Yoooo Oboeshoes plays Total War. You need to team up with DinoStan then. You two have the same vibe.

  • @totenkopf8814
    @totenkopf8814 3 дня назад +1

    You should play gladio mori its a really good game like this

  • @benjohnston3369
    @benjohnston3369 Год назад +1

    I have too many hours in this demo

  • @ChadAF_YT
    @ChadAF_YT Год назад

    I really need shoes
    *opens box with shoes*
    Huh, dual wield?

  • @teddyboukagain9985
    @teddyboukagain9985 Год назад

    If you had a crowbar you would win.

  • @andrewdestefano4143
    @andrewdestefano4143 Год назад

    The ridiculous screaming

  • @dr.trebuchet3836
    @dr.trebuchet3836 Год назад

    Elf whose a Guelph.

  • @j2c695
    @j2c695 Год назад +45

    Stop playing good games

    • @gamertrub
      @gamertrub Год назад

      🤬

    • @radiofreeacab
      @radiofreeacab Год назад +8

      He played an absolute piece of garbage yesterday and all y'all did was complain, just be quiet okay 😢

  • @corbinschannel7566
    @corbinschannel7566 Год назад +1

    This is a really odd Skyrim mod

  • @jotun.616
    @jotun.616 11 месяцев назад

    Sooo steven segal fighting game?

  • @mawortz
    @mawortz 11 месяцев назад

    for the americans XV = 15th century

  • @AIexanderthefake
    @AIexanderthefake Год назад

    Make them the nephilim or like Israelites

  • @InvaliDidea123
    @InvaliDidea123 11 месяцев назад

    1,620 my top score so far 😅 yuo rly need to know what youre doing after 'the reaper'.

  • @coldcyan6933
    @coldcyan6933 Год назад

    this is like exanima kinda.

  • @AIexanderthefake
    @AIexanderthefake Год назад

    Haha you should put 777 in it

  • @maxparkinson
    @maxparkinson Год назад

    When are you playing Lethal Company?

  • @zintosion
    @zintosion 11 месяцев назад

    #FlailNeverFail

  • @jst1606
    @jst1606 Год назад

    Wtf no more slide shows???

  • @zaydenhorn8607
    @zaydenhorn8607 Год назад

    😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @j2c695
    @j2c695 Год назад +2

    Please only play $10 single dev cash grab games

    • @salveteinfernum
      @salveteinfernum Год назад +1

      Please only play $90 dollar AAA cash grab games

  • @juleusbertagnole9159
    @juleusbertagnole9159 Год назад +1

    This

  • @Dunkopf
    @Dunkopf Год назад

    Third probably

  • @SonySteals
    @SonySteals Год назад

    UK streets sim. No cap. I hope they still are happy after leaving EU lmao. We are for sure lol

    • @djinnxx7050
      @djinnxx7050 Год назад +1

      We're reasonably fine with it, for the most part, especially considering the fellas in this game are of the wrong melanin content for a serious stimulation of such extra curricular activities. How is the EU doing in that regard, you still letting those folk in en masse? I understand Sweden is rather delightful these days, certainly a marked improvement over the last 20 years, the addition of racial tension and racially motivated violence has really enhanced the vibrancy of Sweden and the quality of living. The same could be said of most EU countries, much better places today.

  • @CW19941
    @CW19941 Год назад

    Some say this game is mid-evil😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryangray2779
    @ryangray2779 Год назад +1

    First!

  • @Roxus1
    @Roxus1 Год назад +3

    Swing normally maybe. seizuring your screen was not enjoyable to watch