Horrible Histories Saxon Invasion Invasion Invasion

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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  • @yeezyyankie324
    @yeezyyankie324 2 года назад +20

    Trade offer:
    You get: my daughter
    I receive: Kent

  • @EditorOfSL
    @EditorOfSL 13 лет назад +82

    Best bits:
    "Oh, there's no food. (Realises) There's no food! Run!"
    And
    "See you next week. Hopefully."

  • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
    @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin 11 лет назад +86

    "What are you offering?"
    "We'll go with nothing."
    "Hm, that's a toughie."

    • @sad-cure.
      @sad-cure. 2 года назад

      How about if I offer you my errrr daughter rowina

  • @joeredmond7227
    @joeredmond7227 4 года назад +58

    “We’re really good at fighting.”

    • @eviebradney2068
      @eviebradney2068 4 года назад +12

      "You're not as good as me."

    • @ericpraline
      @ericpraline 2 года назад +8

      „Well I am, anyway.“

    • @ArtisticSquid203
      @ArtisticSquid203 Год назад +2

      Horsa:
      "What do you mean? I'm the best at fighting!"
      *Shoves Hengist*

  • @strangeperson700
    @strangeperson700 10 лет назад +25

    "Really Good at Fiidding"..... xD

  • @DarthArgh
    @DarthArgh 11 лет назад +17

    Which part of "Really good at fighting" wasn't clear?

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 3 года назад +14

    When I saw this for the first time as a kid I thought they wanted the hole of Kent rather than the whole of Kent.

  • @DerMunger
    @DerMunger 12 лет назад +8

    Actually, the Saxons were awful fighters. Or at least they are not well known for being great fighters (because historians don't know a whole lot about them in the first place). When they "invaded" England, they didn't really fight a whole lot. Somebody once compaired it to this situation: One day all over sudden, people start camping in your back yard. And over the years they begin living in your house and start drinking your milk and eating your biscuits. (from Bill Bryson's "At Home")

  • @DarkLadyJade
    @DarkLadyJade 11 лет назад +23

    The way that guy says, "Really good at fighting." I find to be so hilarious. XD

  • @ImperialGuard9001
    @ImperialGuard9001 12 лет назад +14

    "We will give you nothing."

  • @samwiseshireling
    @samwiseshireling 13 лет назад +13

    I love Ben as a blonde!

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +4

    All they could do after the Battle of Mount Badon was settle for for a mere half of Lloegria, and further Cymryu. By which time many Britons had just adapted to the new lifestyle, by adopting it.
    Later advantage to whatever they had planned for future expansion could only be determined by the next generation of warriors from their own Anglicised Kingdoms. Which would've been most likely genuine Saxons, and the lesser yet effective bonus extent of Anglo-Britons.

  • @wolftal1178
    @wolftal1178 4 года назад +3

    And so the English/Saxons took the first land that didn’t belong to them.😒😡

  • @Biczeschlappe
    @Biczeschlappe 11 лет назад +9

    He's really good at fighting.

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +8

    Wait... so Vortigern and his guards outnumbered Hengest 5-1... and they simply run away from him when he draws his sword?

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin Год назад +10

      He's really good at fighting.

    • @loucar10
      @loucar10 Год назад +4

      ​@roguishpaladin well I am anyway

  • @zoezebra1
    @zoezebra1 13 лет назад +15

    I love Mat's hoodie coat and hair

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +5

    Leah, is different from Lee. It derives from the Gaelic word "laoidh", which literally means "a poem." Shaw derives again from Gaelic origin in the form of "Sithec", meaning Wolf. Patel, yes does have Indian half to it somewhere distantly. But is actually from just slightly Pre-Dark Age Scotland.

  • @BomberDomme
    @BomberDomme 11 лет назад +2

    saxons till the river "eider" in schleswig holstein. anglians north from the river eider. modern state of saxony is only a title, has nothing to do with the historic saxons.

  • @RAchVaughan1
    @RAchVaughan1 12 лет назад +10

    Studying the Anglo-Saxon invasion for my major assessment at the moment. This video is just perfect! =) haha

  • @BomberDomme
    @BomberDomme 11 лет назад +2

    and anglians and saxons are 2 different tribes. angeln is the northern part of todays schleswig holstein south of the river eider was the territory of the saxons.

  • @doctordave12
    @doctordave12 12 лет назад +1

    Ireland was British at one point but no, it isn't anymore, it's an independant nation and a dman proud one at that!!!!

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +3

    Cox comes from County Mayo in Connacht. Taylor, is actually more Scottish than anything else vaguely half-related to it. Miller, has several alleged origins, but Scottish is the most commonly assumed to be accurate as it typically fits in with their own native dialogue.
    Foster is yet another example of interbred tribal culture, but is at-least of Celtic origin.

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +4

    Nope, I've looked at many sources that claim both that & the other. The other has a greater proportion of reasoning behind it.

  • @chalkoo7
    @chalkoo7 12 лет назад +8

    they mention thanet and im like OMG i live there!!!

    • @antonschembri8080
      @antonschembri8080 4 года назад

      The fact it's no longer an island has taken all the fun out of it

  • @drdogface3
    @drdogface3 11 лет назад +3

    its because he's really good ad fighding

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +2

    I mean't the first sovereign ruler over the entire nation that was over the entire Dark Age period divided between Celts, Angles, Saxons, Picts, Mercians, Jutes, and later on Vikings.

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +1

    Now that comment should not have been made, as it shows sarcasm being in an incredibly stupid context.

  • @Concetta20
    @Concetta20 13 лет назад +4

    There's no food!

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +2

    Thanks, you have your heritage, let Lloegria have hers.

  • @Revexey
    @Revexey 13 лет назад +2

    i don't know why , but the woman was a piece of diplomacy...!!

  • @RyanRyzzo
    @RyanRyzzo 12 лет назад +2

    Around modern Niedersachsen (Lower Saxony) and Schleswig-Holstein don't confuse it with Sachsen (Saxony).

  • @kjkitkat1128
    @kjkitkat1128 12 лет назад +2

    Matt is soooo hot like omg

  • @CyberController-
    @CyberController- 4 года назад +4

    This is the greatest show of all time.

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +1

    What people are you referring to?

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +2

    It was all clear, doesn't mean he and his guards should just run away with out trying to defend themselves.

  • @SimsMusicals
    @SimsMusicals 12 лет назад +2

    Oh wait never mind. I think they did it in this sketch to show the difference between the Britons and the Saxons?

  • @hmcccpp
    @hmcccpp 9 лет назад +2

    the big saxon guy looks like a rudolf schenker from scorpions, well it makes sence...

  • @powerist209
    @powerist209 9 лет назад +2

    To be fair, most of the "Anglo Saxons" are more common with the native Britons who probably absorbed into their culture.
    Along with some Vikings.

  • @EditorOfSL
    @EditorOfSL 13 лет назад +1

    @MerlinLover996 Yeah, but what's with the duffle coat? He's not Jonathan Creek x

  • @MasonBryant
    @MasonBryant 12 лет назад +2

    jumping jutes just doesnt sound right now does it?

  • @revinhatol
    @revinhatol 12 лет назад +2

    SO Cool!

  • @Hufflepuffish
    @Hufflepuffish 13 лет назад +3

    oh man this show is so clever

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +1

    You're probably looking at the wrong one, try again.

  • @MrJeremytpage
    @MrJeremytpage Год назад +2

    Every time I see these I think of the tv show Spy. It was so good.

  • @gradgurl2007
    @gradgurl2007 13 лет назад +5

    I freaking love this show.

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +1

    Edwards, in comparison with traditional Cymraeg dialect is more that than "Old English." If ever it were in form of Germanic, it would be Anglicised, nothing else.

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +2

    I have done many-a-times wee laddy, and nay to what you're saying. You're clearly someone who takes pride in idea that you're of a certain origin of tribal warriors that came to a land, and simply took command of the masses by force.

  • @JetCaesar
    @JetCaesar 12 лет назад +2

    guys turn on cc, then click on "transcribe audio" and lokk at 0:27!

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +1

    If ever French, it wouldn't be what we know as "French" but Gaulish.

  • @BomberDomme
    @BomberDomme 11 лет назад +1

    but maybe you mean lower-saxony (niedersachsen) northwest of germany south west of hamburg ? that is something completly different than the state of saxony. there are 3 different states in germany with saxony in their title:
    lower-saxony (niedersachen), saxony-anhalt (sachsen-anhalt) and saxony.

  • @tyrannasaurasalan
    @tyrannasaurasalan 12 лет назад +2

    @insanelylogical Sounds suspiciously Welsh.

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +1

    Edwards originates from Cymryu, and Ford is an Anglicised version of Foran, which is Irish. Smith is Scottish, & is actually of Pictish origin.

  • @neoconwarhawk1001
    @neoconwarhawk1001 4 года назад +1

    Is that a german dutch or danish accent

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +1

    Given your name, I'd say that you're either full on German or at-least of Germanic origin. I've nothing against them, I'm just not going to put up with being called something of which evidence clearly indicates I'm the polar opposite.

  • @MasonBryant
    @MasonBryant 12 лет назад +1

    yeah it was hengist and horsa were jutes.

  • @AnahSkywalker
    @AnahSkywalker 12 лет назад +5

    So this is how GRRM came up with the Red Wedding :O

    • @cassieosbourne7666
      @cassieosbourne7666 4 года назад

      Not quite. That was in Edinborough in the 1400s I believe (possibly a little bit earlier). Everyone sat down to the banquet, had some food and then a black boar's head was brought out which was the symbol for death and people got stabbed

    • @reecekevan4291
      @reecekevan4291 4 года назад

      Cassie Osbourne (2nd?) Jacobite Uprising - Campbell’s killed the MacDonald’s at a banquet

  • @Revexey
    @Revexey 13 лет назад +2

    the aura between the two kind of clothes ... makes it hard to be combined

  • @DecencyPOLICE
    @DecencyPOLICE 12 лет назад +1

    Mainland Britain wtf?

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +1

    Most fans of history.

  • @nickkraw1
    @nickkraw1 12 лет назад +2

    The part of it that is independent is quite new, this is a history show

  • @pennyhewart9105
    @pennyhewart9105 2 года назад +1

    Your videos are so good and funny

  • @aceous99
    @aceous99 12 лет назад +2

    AND YOUR REALLY GOOD AT FIGHTING! LUL!

  • @TheDemonJester
    @TheDemonJester 13 лет назад +1

    @emmaissocoollike69 I kinda figured that from your first comment :P

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +2

    You're the third person to say that. Celts never turn away from a fight, and they didn't give in to the Saxons that easily. It started off with giving them Cantion (Would-Be-Kent) and other places, but the only reason they successfully managed was because they betrayed their cause halfway. Thus they took their employers by surprise, and managed subdue them in order to make way for fellow Saxons to come forward. They did what the Normans would later on copy, and become ruling class to us.

  • @nickkraw1
    @nickkraw1 12 лет назад +1

    Part of it is

  • @rwelsher1911
    @rwelsher1911 9 лет назад +1

    Is this about the Saxons or like the OG Frisians

    • @rwelsher1911
      @rwelsher1911 9 лет назад

      ***** Nah the original Frisians were more badass. Even though theres not much information on them.

  • @MrIGSam
    @MrIGSam 12 лет назад +1

    Saxony, Germany

  • @RyanRyzzo
    @RyanRyzzo 11 лет назад +1

    as I said "don't confuse it with Sachsen (Saxony)".

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад

    Get a book of references why don't you mate, it's not a reference to Nazism. It's just the name given to Saxon Propagandists.
    The "English" are Anglo-Saxon. But the vast majority of the people of England are descended of Brythonic Loegrian Celts.
    Most surnames aren't "Anglo-Saxon", but rather Anglicised versions of Welsh, Scottish and Irish surnames.

  • @tyrannasaurasalan
    @tyrannasaurasalan 12 лет назад +1

    Lower Scandinavia.

  • @conradbaker
    @conradbaker Месяц назад

    after now being acquainted with arthurian legend (and translation of the welsh medieval texts), this skit has become even more memorable for me lol

  • @dieterdashmidt7953
    @dieterdashmidt7953 12 лет назад +1

    I thought Kent was a colony of the Jutes.

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +1

    Different name variations have interbred in various cultures to avoid such things as suspicion of paranoia, prejudice, and many an accumulation of things that arise with immigration. The method in which most of this happens is they adopt a similar name to what they see in the masses population around themselves that have some loose connection by mere chance.
    My name is of Irish origin, and literally means in Gaelic "Descendant of The Red One."

  • @Cazaroo123
    @Cazaroo123 11 лет назад +1

    Cool

  • @dieterdashmidt7953
    @dieterdashmidt7953 12 лет назад +1

    Then how come it's called smashing saxons?

  • @oldmanskellybones
    @oldmanskellybones 9 лет назад +1

    im reaaally good at fiding

  • @kakan113
    @kakan113 10 лет назад +2

    Love that queen's english.

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад

    Clearly we're on about different things, I'm on about the Gaelic language that comes from the Goidelic branch of the Celtic languages, Scottish Gaelic, like Modern Irish and Manx, developed out of Middle Irish, and thus descends ultimately from Old Irish.

  • @SimsMusicals
    @SimsMusicals 12 лет назад +1

    The Saxons have always had the same accents, don't you mean the Vikings?

    • @donaldmason7081
      @donaldmason7081 4 года назад +1

      Saxons were not Vikings, diff part of europe

    • @SimsMusicals
      @SimsMusicals 4 года назад +1

      @@donaldmason7081 lol dude I left that reply seven years ago

  • @Guggi
    @Guggi 12 лет назад +1

    Where were the Saxons from exactly ? Because Larry and Simon's accent in this is very Scandinavian ...

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад +1

    The English do have their own heritage, it resides in the German district of Angeln. What was created in Angeln (heritage wise) stays in Angeln. The same goes for Brythonic Celts in Lloegria, Cymryu, & Kernow, as well as Pictish & Gaelic in Alba and Eire.
    We who are unfortunate enough (no insult intended) to be labeled allegedly as "the English" will more than take offense to that. Because you're basically trying to say the same thing to us, that you claimed I said.

  • @DecencyPOLICE
    @DecencyPOLICE 12 лет назад

    Ireland is an Island Nation,It is not British,

  • @martinranalli8572
    @martinranalli8572 Месяц назад

    Were the Anglo-Saxons German?

  • @zoezebra1
    @zoezebra1 13 лет назад +1

    @MerlinLover996 Agree

  • @stevecummins324
    @stevecummins324 25 дней назад

    Hengest -> stallion
    Horsa -> horse

  • @ThingsWeSaidToday
    @ThingsWeSaidToday 12 лет назад +3

    I can't get over how cute Mat is.

  • @heatherbowman9450
    @heatherbowman9450 Месяц назад

    Oh there's no food 💀 3:05

  • @snoep25
    @snoep25 12 лет назад

    we give you nothing,,,,fer'it!......hahhhaa

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад

    Glad you and I agree on this at-least.

  • @heatherbowman9450
    @heatherbowman9450 2 месяца назад

    My throat hurts😢 2:14

  • @LadyOfBroadway333
    @LadyOfBroadway333 9 лет назад +2

    I love Mat in a suit. Now to get him in a fedora!

  • @Revexey
    @Revexey 13 лет назад

    @MultiBelle22
    hahaha

  • @rekieirene
    @rekieirene 4 года назад

    Are those larp swords? 😂😂😂

    • @rowanaboat4523
      @rowanaboat4523 4 года назад +2

      Well they’re not real ones that’s for sure.

  • @Bayntonette49
    @Bayntonette49 12 лет назад +1

    From 1:57 to 2:00, Mat is rhyming!

  • @Tiberiotertio
    @Tiberiotertio 10 лет назад +1

    Hmm what people from a poor east German province can achive......

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 10 лет назад +7

      Correction-the Saxons were originally from Northern and Northwest Germany, not Eastern Germany. Many Saxons left Schleswig-Holstein, Hannover, etc. during the push eastward/Teutonic Knight era, thus creating the Upper Saxony of modern times. There was still a Lower Saxony though, the original homeland of the Saxons.

    • @Tiberiotertio
      @Tiberiotertio 10 лет назад

      Aaron Bannink Are you mixing the Saxons with the Friesens up?

    • @aaronbannink
      @aaronbannink 10 лет назад

      No Friesens are from Friesland. The Saxons are from eastern Netherlands.

    • @aaronbannink
      @aaronbannink 10 лет назад

      Tiberiotertio Sorry SOME Saxons are from the eastern Netherlands.

    • @Tiberiotertio
      @Tiberiotertio 10 лет назад

      Aaron Bannink Yeah right, and from every other European country too.....and the Friesans are from the states. Sorry I go by books with water proof facts and not wishful thinking. Next everyone has Saxon ancestors....

  • @MattanzaMafiaFedora
    @MattanzaMafiaFedora 11 лет назад

    Try again.

  • @emilyworrall123
    @emilyworrall123 12 лет назад

    eskimo kiss for mat .....:) yea i know im bad

  • @fashionisa11
    @fashionisa11 12 лет назад

    Mat is so hott

  • @EleanorWhite-g8c
    @EleanorWhite-g8c Год назад

    I like Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷💖

  • @GBOY69GAY
    @GBOY69GAY 11 лет назад +1

    Saxons were only a small ruling elite minority in Britannia just like the Vikings and later the Normans (Danish Vikings from Normandy). Huge majority of the British people are mostly descendants of the acient Celtic tribes in Britannia (Modern genetic research doesn´t lie). Perhaps some historical old British aristocracy families are partly decendants of the Germanic Vikings/Normans/Saxons etc, but real common people Britannia is Celtic what comes the real roots and real genetic heritage.