The number of times I've heard Zen say "WTF is this conversation" since Mata joined is great. Everytime Mata and Mel get together it results in some great conversations.
I just don't get it anymore. Henya is only half Japanese. Her hair is naturally blonde and yet her English is so poor as to need oral sex explained to her in fruit metaphors.
I'd tell you that you need a girlfriend but it's obvious you're too far gone. go outside dude. there's better and more respectable things in life than being a pervert
@@destroyallfurries You mean respectable things like being overly parasocial? Maybe I'll just chuckle at the irony of you trying to defend the honor of a VTuber who takes honor in never going outside by telling me to go outside.
@@MysticJhn how am I being parasocial when you're the one talking about how a girl's "innocence being crushed" excites you? I'm not defending henya's honor, I'm pointing out that you're down bad and a disgrace to your parents
So, I love how Henya seems to have a TIME OF DAY preference for when "ecchi" things can be discussed and that's NOT during the morning or at noon. Like it's the TIME she's concerned about, like a 50s cartoon wolf clocking in to attack a herd of sheep with the sheepdog clocking in right behind him.
You think Haiguy won't catch this, or one of the managers. If they see it in the comments of one of the VODs and this was Henya's I bet you they will discuss it.
Ehhhhhhhhhh EDIT (because I hit send instead of return. I am an idiot): She's the *purest* member of VShojo... I don't think she's all that pure of her own admission, but still... she's definitely the purest one of all of them.
Considering the founding member of Vshojo is a camgirl being the purest of the group ain't exactly a high bar to pass. Though it does highlight even for a half breed Japanese Henya's English is lacking.
Nah, it's not innocense, but language barrier. She knows what sex is. She and Mouse has explained this before many times. She even was laughing about how lewd Highgai was eating the pink banana.
She’s not innocent. It’s an act. She has a female “roommate” i.e. a girlfriend (she accidentally gave away evidence that they are intimate with each other in a previous stream - most of her viewers are/were too young and virginal to pick up on it). She’s not naive about that stuff. When she legitimately doesn’t understand an English phrase it’s purely a language barrier issue. She’s very competent with English but there’s a lot of colloquial stuff that she doesn’t understand still.
Stop making shit up that you want to be true. I've watched her constantly and she's never even suggested something like that. She's said roomie has a boyfriend and that's it.
Idk about the girlfriend part but she said roomie-chan had a boyfriend and if you watch her older streams she’s not “innocent”, like she says JP bros know. She’s also a bit of a troll sometimes with her friends about making them explain stuff.
@@Scorpio3002 I say this as someone who loves watching her... I'm not sure she's smart enough for it to be an act. She has true-blue goldfish memory sometimes and has completely forgotten elementary-level math.
You know, they could have looked up any Japanese term or euphemism for the act, but they decided to extensively explain it instead. I don't know what to make of that.
Everyones talking bout her running, but no one is taking the implications from her saying "its still morning in here" meaning, it would have been fine any other time, just no lewd in the morning
"Violence dayo, not the lewd!" She's more American than we give her credit for.
Nah man, that's more the FCC than America as a whole.
You're American. You're number 1! 🔫🇺🇸
Well if I remember right she is half American so that sounds about right.
She worked at taco bell. That is pretty much the most american thing ever.
her american genes are more dominant i guess
Henya: "I'm an adult, I can handle it."
Narrator: "She in fact could not handle it."
"she lied as naturally as she kettled"
Henya: “What the fuck dayo?!”
Turns out she wasn't an Adult after all
Was gonna say this, lol. 😂😂
she really has to stop hanging with these pigs she calls co workers
I love how Mel explains it literally and outright says pp and doesn’t get through to Henya. While Matara explains with fruit and she gets it lol
Henya can’t picture pp. She has no frame of reference.
@@pon3d120 Her only reference perhaps are just mosaics and black lines.
Love the goofy japanese way of censoring.
im pretty sure its mostly a language thing
Melody was like "I got this, I'm a lewd pro!" Melody then struggles to explain it ~
I don't think she heard Mel say "penis", atleast I sure hope she didn't
Mel: *Does adult work. Gives straight up explanation.*
Henya: So...beheading?
Matara: Mom mode - So...banana, right?
Henya: WTF Dayo?!
Zen: WTF is this conversation?
The way Henya ran after the explanation was golden.
more like zoomed lol
Best part of the whole video lol!
They grow up so fast. 😢
immediate evacuation
@@Alhaioth lol
Melody: says it directly but genius doesn't understand
Mom: uses banana and genius understands
Mel used words that genius didn't understand, namely giving and oral. You could hear Kson trying to correct Henya going no no no no.
Zen going "wtf is this conversation" was the icing on the cake... 😂
Matara going Mom mode and giving Henya The Talk. Amusing.
I'm sure in another life she had much practice with a devilish rose garden.
@@Demonboy007 maybe idk she seems to have experience with cheeky purple girls........
@@MexicAnimemore like a gremlin cat and bird 😂
Thats why everyone calls her mom. She knows. 😊
Mama Roach
The number of times I've heard Zen say "WTF is this conversation" since Mata joined is great. Everytime Mata and Mel get together it results in some great conversations.
Chat: "We need an adult"
Henya: "I am an adult"
Chat: "No. No you are not"
_"Wait, am I getting executed? Is it like an execution?"_ - Well, they both end with you getting shot in the face, so, in a manner of speaking...
Bruh
I was like "she's not... _entirely_ wrong."
Insert Jojo little death reference here.
It does kill millions every day.
The fact she has to be taught with fruits goes beyond me 😂
Always have to enjoy seeing Henya's English innocence be crushed. :D
I just don't get it anymore. Henya is only half Japanese. Her hair is naturally blonde and yet her English is so poor as to need oral sex explained to her in fruit metaphors.
I'd tell you that you need a girlfriend but it's obvious you're too far gone. go outside dude. there's better and more respectable things in life than being a pervert
@@destroyallfurries You mean respectable things like being overly parasocial? Maybe I'll just chuckle at the irony of you trying to defend the honor of a VTuber who takes honor in never going outside by telling me to go outside.
@@MysticJhn how am I being parasocial when you're the one talking about how a girl's "innocence being crushed" excites you? I'm not defending henya's honor, I'm pointing out that you're down bad and a disgrace to your parents
It's always great to see second language speakers learn a idom because their reaction is usually ok and wtf or why
So, I love how Henya seems to have a TIME OF DAY preference for when "ecchi" things can be discussed and that's NOT during the morning or at noon.
Like it's the TIME she's concerned about, like a 50s cartoon wolf clocking in to attack a herd of sheep with the sheepdog clocking in right behind him.
It might be a joke about TV standards? You can only put lewd stuff on late at night after the kids are asleep.
Henya : I am an adult!
Also Henya : AHH I need an adult!
I saw this in Matara's perspective, and never saw that *she was a wine bottle the entire time.*
The core VRChat experience, unstated lunacy 🤣
I was watching Mel's POV and she showed us the gecko, but, MAN, that thing is cursed as hell hahaha.
Apparently a roach model is in the works but yea the wine bottle worked well too
In Vino Veritas.
I’m convinced that when Henya says “I can handle yabai” that hand holding is what she considers the extent of what is yabai
Henya once more establishing no lewd before noon. 😂
"What the fuck dayo" is forever gonna be my fav quote
Calmest vshojo conversation.
"Well, well, well, if that isn't the consequences of my own actions!"
“I’m an adult, I can handle it” got on the bus real quick 😂
Can we talk about how for once, we dont mean Zen when we talk about the gecko on screen?
I love how what bothers Henya isn't the lewdness, it's the time of day.
"I'm an adult! I can handle yabai"
*runs away screaming and crying*
“Violence Dayo, not the lewd”
This needs to be on a shirt. ASAP
absolutely
A hat or a velcro patch you can put on your rigs/gear. Gotta have your options.
You think Haiguy won't catch this, or one of the managers. If they see it in the comments of one of the VODs and this was Henya's I bet you they will discuss it.
@@EndoftheBeginning17 well it’s been 8 months and nothing so far.
Henya: 😁 *_"I can handle yabai!"_*
Also Henya: (1:48)
I'm genuinely baffled that she's the *_ONLY_* pure soul in VShojo lol.
Ehhhhhhhhhh
EDIT (because I hit send instead of return. I am an idiot):
She's the *purest* member of VShojo... I don't think she's all that pure of her own admission, but still... she's definitely the purest one of all of them.
Considering the founding member of Vshojo is a camgirl being the purest of the group ain't exactly a high bar to pass.
Though it does highlight even for a half breed Japanese Henya's English is lacking.
she's not pure she just doesn't know many english terms and shit lmao she's omega based in japanese
Honestly Haruka is probably more pure or well maybe more accurately, is more obvlious to like lewd stuff
She’s not pure. No one in Vshojo is, not even Haruka.
The “WTF even is this conversation???” at the end by Zen is the best line anyone could have given when describing this situation LMAO
Sounds like she came in late to the conversation.
Im just glad to see Kson and Henya have fun alot more. We all need this kind of positivity. 😆
Mel: "I got this."
She did not got this at all.
"Violence dayo, not the lewd."
Henya knows de way.
she asked for it and received 😏
1:57 it's amazing how she can scream the same perfectly it alsost sounds like a sound bite.
Henya's innocence (however dwindling it is in this company) is so damn adorable.
Henya is an honorary 'Merican, she is more accepting of violence than sexual things.
That's actually a perfect summary of the US 😂
Matara does have a point 😂
All 999 of Henya’s IQ is pure and innocent 😂
Once again poor innocent henya must be protected
0:20
Everyone goes "WHAT?" hilarious lmao
Henya is so cute
Violence dayo! Is my new favorite Henya quote
She is so adorably, innocent, I swear
Henya is so innocent and it's wholesome
Nah, it's not innocense, but language barrier. She knows what sex is. She and Mouse has explained this before many times. She even was laughing about how lewd Highgai was eating the pink banana.
she isn't pure lol, she just doesn't understand english slang
She’s not innocent. It’s an act. She has a female “roommate” i.e. a girlfriend (she accidentally gave away evidence that they are intimate with each other in a previous stream - most of her viewers are/were too young and virginal to pick up on it). She’s not naive about that stuff. When she legitimately doesn’t understand an English phrase it’s purely a language barrier issue. She’s very competent with English but there’s a lot of colloquial stuff that she doesn’t understand still.
Stop making shit up that you want to be true. I've watched her constantly and she's never even suggested something like that. She's said roomie has a boyfriend and that's it.
Idk about the girlfriend part but she said roomie-chan had a boyfriend and if you watch her older streams she’s not “innocent”, like she says JP bros know.
She’s also a bit of a troll sometimes with her friends about making them explain stuff.
2:19 Her American side is showing 😂😂😂
Suddenly on the wrong end of “Kill da hoe.” 😂
*EXTREME VIOLENCE*
Henya: "Tell me! I can take it!"
Also Henya: "What the faq, Dayo! Why did you tell me??"
Everyone else: **facepalm**
"Wait like an execution"
I mean if they use teeth you will wish it was.
She bolted the very moment it clicked in her mind
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
I love Zen saying "What the fuck is his conversation" as it fades out.
"Violence dayo. Not the lewd"
- Henya [2023 colourized]
"I am an adult I can handle yabai tell me"
Explains
"Surprised pikachu face" WTF dayo
The ending is gold
“Wtf is this conversation “
Then jumps straight to happy music 🎶🤣🤣
It's hard to believe that, with all the lewd stuff that comes out of Japan, henyas been this sheltered.
dont let her fool you. she's just a closet perv. 😂
This is the country that still censors its pornography. If you aren't in the right channels, it's easy to miss.
@@gmkgoat i forgot that happens. Lol
It's an act. There's a months-old clip of her googling "oral sex" after reading it in chat. She even said the same "what is ora-ru" line.
@@Scorpio3002 I say this as someone who loves watching her... I'm not sure she's smart enough for it to be an act.
She has true-blue goldfish memory sometimes and has completely forgotten elementary-level math.
That was hilarious it’s like a middle schoolers learning about sex for the first time and actually understanding it
i love that she immediately ran soon as they told her
"SCHWIIING!" xD Im dead lol and Zen at the end, wtf is this conversation? hahahha
"What the Fuck, Daioh!" 😂😂
Only a vapor trail remained the instant she realized.
Man, I love Henya.
"Is it like getting executed?" She asks
So no head? *Smashes flip phone* *snaps skateboard*
"I need an adult... Wait, I am the adult." -Henya
Henya: i can handle it.
Narrator: she could not handle it.
That's our "Genius". X,D
I love how Mata conveniently has a banana when this comes up to explain.
Make War, not Love! (c) Henya 2023
I like how henya reacted and it shows how she still has her Innocents I think that's a good thing
1:57 the way she just zooms off lmao
"It's still morning in here!" 😂
I can't believe Gecko Melody is that caked up tho... I love these different POVs.
"Oraru?"
Wasn't expecting to hear it said like that
Henya learning new things everyday. They grow up so fast. 😢
I love the internet.
just because you DONT know doesnt always mean you NEED to know
That scream of henya after getting a minions style rundown, that would be a sound alert, just that scream, nothing else
I love that the 3D models they use to express themselves goes from normal (themselves), a penguin, a gecko and a huge bottle of wine.
Froot just straight up said that with the utmost confidence 0:17
Henya running off like someone said a zinger in da hood and then random giant club penguin comes running by 😂
Her time so far in vshojo has been a trip
Haha, it's always like a happy family taking turns to explain wtf seggs to the little one, I love this company xD and all of its memebers ❤
Wholesome kettle chased by horni goblins
How is she so innocent y'all, I can't
She is too pure
You know, they could have looked up any Japanese term or euphemism for the act, but they decided to extensively explain it instead.
I don't know what to make of that.
Poor henya
"I can handle it"
Dumbledore said calmly
holy shit that was fast :D
Henya has the innocence of ESL and the sensibilities of the americans.
Henya is not an adult and could not handle it
Everyones talking bout her running, but no one is taking the implications from her saying "its still morning in here" meaning, it would have been fine any other time, just no lewd in the morning
I mean teeth is like a sharp edge like a guillotine....
*I SAID TOO MUCH*
Now all henya needs to do is call someone a one eyed monster and her journey will be complete. 🤣
No corruption she said.
Henya's next step on the yellow brick road towards full yabainess :P
Froot started it all and then disappeared 😂
When mel steps in to explain be prepared for yabai
Welp, we opened the flood gates.
VIOLENCE DAYO!!!
Henya was perfectly fine with putting mouth on the "banana" but is flipping out when using tongue too xD
Henya really be like "make war not love"
Otter Mel is cursed dayo