The Tale Of The Gassy Lassie Prank Call

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
  • This gigantic woman keeps breaking her chairs and then has the audacity to abuse poor gentle Macron and Chumley when they try to help. She also has a serious gas problem which she's in denial about too. Luckily her daughter (a librarian with a PHD) is on hand to help too...
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Комментарии • 65

  • @daver1161
    @daver1161 6 лет назад +38

    Jesus, hearing the daughter humble-brag about her degree is fucking priceless. I wonder if she knows how little that piece of paper actually means.

  • @JW0143
    @JW0143 3 года назад +23

    She's not a fool. She's a college librarian. LMAO

  • @travis8136
    @travis8136 2 года назад +24

    Love how she rounds down to 299 lb 😂

  • @mikemakar2326
    @mikemakar2326 Год назад +5

    Grease detection is always handy.

  • @sewershine6073
    @sewershine6073 6 лет назад +28

    I alternate flexing each butt cheek to the beat of the hold music.. every time!!

    • @erik61801
      @erik61801 5 лет назад +3

      I bet you can drop in a sheet of aluminum foil and press out clownsec coins

    • @pepito69
      @pepito69 3 года назад +2

      We're gonna need video proof of that

  • @secrethamilton1195
    @secrethamilton1195 4 года назад +6

    I like how she reacted to 360 lbs. 299 ain't far off, honey.

  • @SeanLain
    @SeanLain Год назад +2

    Lmfaooo, the supervisors surprise, "WHAT??" after hearing what shes done to the chair, and shes still like "HELLO??" This is the funniest shit ever

  • @Misterbgone1
    @Misterbgone1 5 лет назад +7

    Has a PhD but is a librarian lol

  • @metrostatetacticalicecream6945
    @metrostatetacticalicecream6945 6 лет назад +7

    The daughter who has a Master's and Doctorate degrees is a fucking librarian? Real genius there, spends $350,000 in student loans to get an $8.00 an hour job. I'm sure she reminds everyone how "educated" she is every chance she gets.

  • @josephhough904
    @josephhough904 5 месяцев назад

    I have to listen to this one every few weeks. Amazing call.

  • @phuckphat983
    @phuckphat983 Год назад +2

    Y'all worked this one good. Bravo.

  • @zerokewl951
    @zerokewl951 6 лет назад +4

    When you give your employee IDs..say it like this “M as in Mancy” they’ll think you said Nancy and it fucks with them

  • @giustinoscalise3177
    @giustinoscalise3177 5 лет назад +4

    Thank you guys so much. I die laughing at these calls.

  • @remiremillard8419
    @remiremillard8419 6 лет назад +7

    "I dont know what kilograms are"
    wat.

  • @onlinetoughguy7530
    @onlinetoughguy7530 2 года назад +3

    Great stuff guys

  • @MrMartinpro
    @MrMartinpro 6 лет назад +5

    lol... Rick and Morty

  • @tyblevins6890
    @tyblevins6890 5 лет назад +12

    I hope that doctorate will keep her warm when she goes homeless from not being able to pay off her student loans with her college librarian salary.

    • @jsully2413
      @jsully2413 5 лет назад +7

      Yep, I love how obnoxious she is about having a degree - as if being a college librarian is some incredibly prestigious and impossible to achieve profession that everyone should be immediately jealous of. A call center employee probably makes more than her with no need for student loan debt.

    • @daver1161
      @daver1161 4 года назад +2

      I once knew a college librarian. She was a squirter.

    • @mattexe27
      @mattexe27 Год назад

      It’s ok, pissant pisspants Biden will wipe her debt while ‘Dr’ Jill wipes his arse.

  • @josephhough904
    @josephhough904 Год назад +3

    Top ten!

  • @thefrase7884
    @thefrase7884 2 года назад +3

    A verification should have been done here!!!

  • @Bigtooly
    @Bigtooly 3 года назад +2

    my neck hurts from laughing

    • @mattexe27
      @mattexe27 Год назад

      Her neck doesn’t hurt, big fat fatties don’t have necks.

  • @cringeworthybears5500
    @cringeworthybears5500 3 месяца назад

    I've never seen a stronger case of obnoxious degree bragging. True geniuses know degrees don't matter.

  • @Reieva
    @Reieva 6 лет назад +6

    Hot Dog Mike to the office for a frank discussion

  • @sharksmizzie
    @sharksmizzie 5 лет назад +1

    Another great call!! Love that picture!!!

  • @stephenrichnafsky897
    @stephenrichnafsky897 6 лет назад +4

    wow where do you find these people can we say WALMART SHOPPER!

  • @chickedee1085
    @chickedee1085 Год назад +1

    Cheers me up.

  • @stillthekid333
    @stillthekid333 6 лет назад +6

    Can't tell if acting drunk... Or actually drunk

  • @michaelrivard4879
    @michaelrivard4879 5 месяцев назад +2

    299lbs 🦫🦫 dam

  • @nils169
    @nils169 6 лет назад +4

    Haha. I was listening this while driving. I had to laugh so much. Keep up your work. I listen every episode from you.

  • @eternaldarkness6
    @eternaldarkness6 6 лет назад +4

    As a fat person. You check your specks before ya spend that much on a friggin chair. 2 dummies. Just sit on a damn couch, hell I got an entire living room set plus a accessories for 1 chair.

  • @jacquelinevela3688
    @jacquelinevela3688 6 лет назад +3

    6:30 Rick and Morty ayyy

  • @daveylambert
    @daveylambert 4 года назад +1

    Love y’all Channel the Centrylink one is awesome I have Centrylink at me house I laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe😂

  • @happyhorizons9247
    @happyhorizons9247 8 месяцев назад +1

    Every time i "stretch the fabric" i have to consult my own personal jesu... i mean "my own personal sensitive fatty"!!!
    ...also, somebody's burping!! ...either that or i'm a little out of it, or there's some glitch in the system:/

  • @SyphexGaming
    @SyphexGaming 6 лет назад +2

    Thanks Mac baby!

  • @thefrase7884
    @thefrase7884 2 года назад +2

    This was most unusual

  • @slugpowder4421
    @slugpowder4421 6 лет назад +3

    Why are you telling me to shut up?

  • @Digital_David
    @Digital_David Год назад +2

    Please tell me the image on this post was exaggerated via photo shoppe???
    I'm a fat kid myself, but damn, I never understand how people get so out of shape that they get a butt THAT big. You really have to have zero movement throughout the day and consume a nauseating amount of food to get a butt that big. Touched up or not, I've definitely seen people that size at the supermarket, etc.
    Again, I'm overweight myself, but I can't comprehend getting to that size.

  • @vrscout
    @vrscout 6 лет назад +2

    This trailer, omg

  • @joanfan6324
    @joanfan6324 5 лет назад +2

    This one makes me feel kind of sad

  • @jamesDJRPM
    @jamesDJRPM Год назад +3

    Is Steven and Michael the same person..?

  • @darkhalcyonx2805
    @darkhalcyonx2805 5 лет назад +1

    so wait this whole time I've been sending emails I could have been sending people internet letters? What the fuck

  • @brazenbunnies
    @brazenbunnies 5 лет назад +1

    LazyBoy used to have better customer service

  • @rigel1974
    @rigel1974 6 лет назад +6

    Not first, but I am 420th comment.

  • @yveslolou739
    @yveslolou739 6 лет назад +3

    Damn it just miss being first

  • @Allentox
    @Allentox Год назад +2

    More ethnicities please, caucasians are boring. Are you afraid of other ethnicities. These people are usually right and polite as long as possible. It's easy, but boring.

  • @lazzo000
    @lazzo000 6 лет назад +9

    THICC. Also I'm first

  • @darkhalcyonx2805
    @darkhalcyonx2805 5 лет назад

    Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it's together.
    [pause]
    And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
    [pause]
    Get your shit together

  • @happyhorizons9247
    @happyhorizons9247 8 месяцев назад +1

    Every time i "stretch the fabric" i have to consult my own personal jesu... i mean "my own personal sensitive fatty"!!!
    ...also, somebody's burping!! ...either that or i'm a little out of it, or there's some glitch in the system:/