No ones dead like Gaston Blows his head like Gaston No ones blood splatters the ground red like Gaston! No you'll not find a corpse more incriminating By fire he died that Gaston!
As a guy who knew somebody who worked at Disney you have to have a smile 24/7 it's just ingrained in your mind to the point where you just smile out of nowhere like a serial killer and I feel bad for him because he randomly smiles and sometimes it happens at the worst times
@@mockingladmockery3860 yup and it's a requirement for you to smile most of the time which probably sucks ass doing same things goes for being friendly literally to anyone who enters the park
The fucked up thing is I know the guy Cory is talking about regarding the dude who hung out with Stitch suiter. VideoGuy18 this dude who made dubs of Disney cartoons and movies. OutOfWorkComedians. God that was 2008-2009 shit lmao.
4:00 I love how Cory describes Disney land as a horrible place to work, calls it Mouschwitz and just keeps talking like the funniest shit ever didn't just come out of his mouth. Coming up with Mickey Mouschwitz on the fly is a peak cory tism moment
No one dies like gaston. No one croaks like gaston. No ones head explodes with a bomb like gaston. In a world where it's bleak and shitty, his body twitching and bleeding.
on the subject, im from masssachussetts, and we usually go to new hampshire to get the fireworks, high quality stuff too. lock n load it hink its called, but of course my favorite are the variety type, chinese firecrackers you throw on the floor and make a bang sound. best part is, theyre the safest type of firework, i crushed them in my hands and barely felt anything.
Nooooooo oooooone dies like Gaston! No one cries like Gaston! No one screams as his head is blown off like Gaston! For the man didn't mean to light the mortar! And now he's forever gone! You can ask Niall, Chris, and/or Cory! And they'll tell you that it was actually pretty funny- Nooooooo oooooones dead like Gaston! Blows his head like Gaston! No ones blood splatters the ground red like Gaston! As a specimen, yes I'm AUTIIIIISTIIIIC!!! R.I.P that guy Gaston! Oh me, oh my, that man has died! Gaston has died and other actors portraying him are drips!
The tanks were my favorite Bc I’d get a bunch of them and point them at each other (including the ones that had already gone off) and THAT would push them and set them on fire
I live in New Hampshire, and fireworks are...unfortunately... legal. So everyone and their mother lights them off in the weeks leading up to and after Independents Day.
I love shooting mortars we get a few hundred dollars worth and put on shows for the people who live around us, the fountain ones are kinda cool to watch but you have to get the bigger ones, black cats are lame
one time i was visiting my godfather and he had illegal mortar fireworks he was setting off, and he put the wrong size mortar into too small of a tube and hammered it down into it and then lit it, and it exploded on the ground and giant green orbs of fire shot out in every direction and almost hit everyone in the face.
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No one dies like Gaston, no one cries like Gaston, no one screams as his head is blown off like Gaston!
As a specimen, yes I'm AUTIIIIIIISTIIIIIIIC
Assburgers and chromosomes to spaaare
I’ve got chromosomes IN MY CHROOOOMOSOMESSSSS
I use weeb shit in all of my DECorating!
When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen crayons.
No ones dead like Gaston
Blows his head like Gaston
No ones blood splatters the ground red like Gaston!
No you'll not find a corpse more incriminating
By fire he died that Gaston!
william mccormack FUCKING BRILLIANT
This is everything I have ever wanted
As a guy who knew somebody who worked at Disney you have to have a smile 24/7 it's just ingrained in your mind to the point where you just smile out of nowhere like a serial killer and I feel bad for him because he randomly smiles and sometimes it happens at the worst times
Working at Disney will fuck you up man
@@brodyc4114 it does even when he's off the clock he will sometimes act like he works there without even realizing it
Thats batshit insane
@@mockingladmockery3860 yup and it's a requirement for you to smile most of the time which probably sucks ass doing same things goes for being friendly literally to anyone who enters the park
@@commando7238 This must break someones soul more than diving into depression, this is the opposite of depression.
no one croaks like gaston!
no one chokes like gaston!
no one dies in a puff of blue smoke like gaston!
Noooo ooooone cries like Gaston, no one dies like Gaston, no one has his organs put on ice like Gaston!
Jeff's laugh is the best. It is only occasionally outdone by Cory's 'tropical bird laugh'
Gaston was a dog trainer, guy loved puppies. He was a pretty cool guy.
The guy that played him?
@Absolutely Dreadful I can't remember when the fuck I typed that. But this clip is still funny
Bit of a hothead tho
eh blows his own head off and doesn't afraid of anythin
Gaston's death was an epic fail
CUTE, EPIC, FAIL!
no ones dead like Gaston
become red like Gaston
no one blows off his own fucking head like Gaston
No one dies like Gaston
No one tries like Gaston
No one puts up with life's shitty lies like Gaston
Tubular Cartoons best one
This one's a bit too real
The fucked up thing is I know the guy Cory is talking about regarding the dude who hung out with Stitch suiter. VideoGuy18 this dude who made dubs of Disney cartoons and movies. OutOfWorkComedians. God that was 2008-2009 shit lmao.
Deep lore
NOOOO ONNEEE
CRIES LIKE GASTON
NO ONE
FRYS LKE GASTON
NO ONE BLOWS THEIR OWN HEAD OF AND DIES LIKE GASTONN
No one blows off the top of their head like Gaston
I always knew they weren't really but I loved getting character autographs for whatever reason.
4:00 I love how Cory describes Disney land as a horrible place to work, calls it Mouschwitz and just keeps talking like the funniest shit ever didn't just come out of his mouth. Coming up with Mickey Mouschwitz on the fly is a peak cory tism moment
We went to my uncles for the 4th this year and his neighborhood sounded like a fucking active war zone
haha
4:50 No one...
Legend
"They should regulate fireworks" they are illegal in LA yet nobody obeys the law on the fourth.
No one dies like gaston. No one croaks like gaston. No ones head explodes with a bomb like gaston. In a world where it's bleak and shitty, his body twitching and bleeding.
on the subject, im from masssachussetts, and we usually go to new hampshire to get the fireworks, high quality stuff too. lock n load it hink its called, but of course my favorite are the variety type, chinese firecrackers you throw on the floor and make a bang sound. best part is, theyre the safest type of firework, i crushed them in my hands and barely felt anything.
Nooooooo oooooone dies like Gaston!
No one cries like Gaston!
No one screams as his head is blown off like Gaston!
For the man didn't mean to light the mortar!
And now he's forever gone!
You can ask Niall, Chris, and/or Cory!
And they'll tell you that it was actually pretty funny-
Nooooooo oooooones dead like Gaston!
Blows his head like Gaston!
No ones blood splatters the ground red like Gaston!
As a specimen, yes I'm AUTIIIIISTIIIIC!!!
R.I.P that guy Gaston!
Oh me, oh my, that man has died!
Gaston has died and other actors portraying him are drips!
No one croaks like Gaston
Jeff just hates everything
I love Assassin snap
Holy shit, I remember the Stitch Guy from the StretchDouche Skypecall days. He had a RUclips Channel too!
I'm especially good at detonating!
there is a statue of gaston holding tnt
I know you're joking but that is still really sad. I hope his family can find peace
I wanna see the exploding Gaston can someone show me?
Nah
Nah
Nah
Nah
Nah
The worst firework is that dog poo one
looks like somebody got that hothead outta there
Was the Gaston thing got caught on camera?
I got a cat named Winston, he’s dying right now
no one does like Winston
now that’s epic
Surg same
Everyone is dying
The tanks were my favorite Bc I’d get a bunch of them and point them at each other (including the ones that had already gone off) and THAT would push them and set them on fire
Anyone in one of the costumes at Disneyland is miserable
My friend used to do it and she said it was fucking awful and the worst conditions
Funny because the Fourth of July is tomorrow.
Yeah
4:10 Mousewich is crazy
I'm wondering on what the name of the video is of the fireworks going off all at once
ruclips.net/video/ndVhgq1yHdA/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/ks9Ybe9hWWo/видео.html
Took me 2 seconds to find it, did you even look?
noooooooo oooooooone dies like Gaston
lights a fuse like Gaston
no one blow his head of and eats shit like Gaston
Any video of the Gaston fireworks accident?
I live in New Hampshire, and fireworks are...unfortunately... legal. So everyone and their mother lights them off in the weeks leading up to and after Independents Day.
@@TheFrenchmanCooks because the adults can act like giant babies?
Corey predicts Epstein and Weinstein
I love shooting mortars we get a few hundred dollars worth and put on shows for the people who live around us, the fountain ones are kinda cool to watch but you have to get the bigger ones, black cats are lame
one time i was visiting my godfather and he had illegal mortar fireworks he was setting off, and he put the wrong size mortar into too small of a tube and hammered it down into it and then lit it, and it exploded on the ground and giant green orbs of fire shot out in every direction and almost hit everyone in the face.
Now that's epib...
omg wait i have a puppy named winston im scared
omg a sergal im calling the police