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  • @tylerdordon99
    @tylerdordon99 6 месяцев назад +2631

    A movie so unwoke it'll make most viewers fall asleep.

    • @MovieEggman
      @MovieEggman 6 месяцев назад +73

      I mean, Asleep is the opposite of Woke.

    • @tylerdordon99
      @tylerdordon99 6 месяцев назад +103

      @@MovieEggman I was hoping no one would notice that. But whatever.

    • @DaneelGiskard-f8d
      @DaneelGiskard-f8d 6 месяцев назад +16

      Underrated comment😂

    • @lilwerner1518
      @lilwerner1518 6 месяцев назад +10

      ebert would be proud

    • @JoJoJoker
      @JoJoJoker 6 месяцев назад +9

      Awake is the opposite of asleep. Slept is opposite of woke. As in “woke up” and “slept in”.

  • @tizioincognito1238
    @tizioincognito1238 6 месяцев назад +807

    Someone left a comment on the video saying it "looks like a movie trailer you’d see inside of an actual movie when they need a fake trailer to be shown" and that is just too accurate

    • @sajithks97
      @sajithks97 3 месяца назад +25

      Like in tropic thunder

    • @Fl0k5ser
      @Fl0k5ser 2 месяца назад +8

      So basically Tropic Thunder? Well Tropic Thunder has fake trailers better than this lol

    • @clintonharvey2384
      @clintonharvey2384 2 месяца назад

      You’re right 😂 not even a fake trailer for a “real” movie within a movie, but a fake trailer the characters are supposed to know is fake hahah

    • @clintonharvey2384
      @clintonharvey2384 2 месяца назад

      @@sajithks97no cause in tropic thunder the trailers were for real movies within the movie universe.
      He means a fake trailer for a fake movie within a real movie with the characters having the knowledge that it’s fake, he went so deep but he’s so right 😂😂😂

  • @SamL12345
    @SamL12345 6 месяцев назад +1219

    Critical Drinker has been making videos about how every movie is the same Hollywood BS for decades... but then makes a movie that's indistinguishable from every other Hollywood movie... he should be called The Hypocritical Drinker.

    • @wavwins
      @wavwins 6 месяцев назад +6

      he didn’t make the movie

    • @SamL12345
      @SamL12345 6 месяцев назад +181

      @@wavwins He wrote it, that's bad enough.

    • @wavwins
      @wavwins 6 месяцев назад +19

      @@SamL12345 I’m not saying it doesn’t look like shit lol. But putting the blame squarely on drinker seems unfair. less dreary, robotic presentation would absolutely elevate the material.

    • @SpawnRevenge92
      @SpawnRevenge92 6 месяцев назад +172

      ​@@wavwins Nah, it's a deeply unoriginal idea that deserves to be mocked for being so boring.

    • @wavwins
      @wavwins 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@SpawnRevenge92 “nah” what? I’m merely positing that a film’s presentation goes a long way in improving or corrupting its script

  • @trouty606
    @trouty606 6 месяцев назад +801

    I bet he'll make a real splash in the lucrative genre of "Generic action movie for dads to fall asleep half-watching on the couch to on a weekday night"

    • @ShadowProject01
      @ShadowProject01 5 месяцев назад +16

      Yo! I feel seen😂

    • @trouty606
      @trouty606 5 месяцев назад +25

      @@ShadowProject01 Don't worry, while not a literal dad I'm old enough to fall into the category and have done similar 😅

    • @SaberRexZealot
      @SaberRexZealot 5 месяцев назад +4

      Lol my Dad was the same

    • @trashboat5388
      @trashboat5388 3 месяца назад +5

      That’s literally my dad. My mom always has to make him go to bed cause he won’t stop dozing off.

    • @JustinBelmonte1978
      @JustinBelmonte1978 2 месяца назад

      My dad in a nutshell.

  • @Fraggle-h7o
    @Fraggle-h7o 6 месяцев назад +1214

    How did Adam miss the fact that like 70% of this trailer is just people saying other people's names?

    • @jonnyvelocity
      @jonnyvelocity 6 месяцев назад +56

      Right. Which one is Ryan Drake?

    • @RonS1018
      @RonS1018 6 месяцев назад +31

      @@jonnyvelocity The guy that’s on screen when the name “Ryan Drake” is said.

    • @Christian_Ada1
      @Christian_Ada1 6 месяцев назад +4

      😂

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@RonS1018 You mean when the name "Ryan Drake" is said once with absolutely no context in a thick, weird, bad pan-Slavic-esqeu accent?
      It's like they're pretending everyone knows who "Ryan Drake" is, when even Drinker doesn't know beyond "as close as I can get to aping Jack Ryan (with an additional name-steal from Nathan Drake) without being sued into the ground". And even Clancy knew that Jack Ryan wasn't Spider-man or anyone else with a real obvious brand, which was, y'know, part of the point Drinker's missing; Ryan's just some guy, not a super-hero, hence the heroic nature of his actions when he chooses intelligently to go above and beyond.

    • @RonS1018
      @RonS1018 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@michaelccozens I mean, voice over sounded pretty clear to me. Also, I never felt that the trailer expected me to be familiar with the character prior. But it does trust that you have a small bit of common sense and ability to understand that the guy who is primary featured in the trailer is probably the title character. The fact the trailer confused you says more about you than it does the trailer. I like how you criticize Ryan Drake for being a "rip off" while then also bringing up Nathan Drake, because... y'know... Nathan Drake was definitely not inspired by Indian Jones. It's almost like creative works take inspirations from other sources.
      I like how the last bit of this comment (about how Jack Ryan isn't a superhero) is you arguing with yourself. You're the one who made the Spider-man comparison, not Drinker or the trailer. Ryan Drake also seems like just a man who needs to overcome the odds. What the hell was your point?

  • @kirbyrox2
    @kirbyrox2 6 месяцев назад +990

    7:00 The bag says the word "ass" and then the man turns his head revealing the word "grass" signifying that his ass is grass. Outstanding visual storytelling Mr. Drinker. Bravo.

    • @pajamapantsjack5874
      @pajamapantsjack5874 6 месяцев назад +79

      I’ll be real that is funny if it’s intentional

    • @birdcar7808
      @birdcar7808 6 месяцев назад +51

      It’s a weird tonal issue to introduce your big bad with a background gag, no? Kind of immediately makes him seem like a joke

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 6 месяцев назад +58

      @@pajamapantsjack5874 And even funnier if unintentional.

    • @dyll_pyckle
      @dyll_pyckle 6 месяцев назад +9

      lmao I didn't even put that together. Stellar job using that critical thinking (read: drinking) cap!

    • @thegrunbeld6876
      @thegrunbeld6876 5 месяцев назад +2

      Vravo Bince. True Drinkerberg moment.

  • @noahmoore6513
    @noahmoore6513 3 месяца назад +345

    The dialogue in this trailer gives off big “He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died” energy

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 2 месяца назад +5

      Anti-woke Web

    • @ouchiegiverjr
      @ouchiegiverjr 20 дней назад

      Sounds like you live in a echo chamber and don’t like it cause YMS doesn’t

    • @username-yc3bd
      @username-yc3bd 17 дней назад +1

      @@ouchiegiverjr
      but the critical drinker’s fan base would never be like that, no no…
      it’s a generic action schlock b-movie and you immediately cry echo chamber lmao

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren 10 дней назад

      @@ouchiegiverjr how about you watch nostalgia critic's the wall.

    • @fabianbiere5653
      @fabianbiere5653 9 дней назад

      ​@@username-yc3bdyeah it's not like movies were for fun eh? And critical drinkers fans def value content more than lectures etc. I don't actively follow either but the wokies always project so much 😂

  • @JUSTxK1LL1NGxT1M3
    @JUSTxK1LL1NGxT1M3 6 месяцев назад +1095

    this feels like if the deluge of mid-2000s military shooters that chased after call of duty's success were made into a movie

    • @IronFreakV
      @IronFreakV 6 месяцев назад +56

      i feel like that's kinda the point with this maybe, it seems to be a genre he enjoys (nothing really wrong with that tbh)
      i hope it's at least entertaining, in a way i'm kinda hoping that it will suck because that can be so much fun

    • @The_Weasel_
      @The_Weasel_ 6 месяцев назад +40

      Down to the fact that the protagonist's name is Frost, which was the name of one of the playable characters in MW3

    • @seansarto
      @seansarto 6 месяцев назад

      You gotta give c.d. credit for putting his money where his mouth is….unfortunately, all his mouth does is kiss ass and talk sh@t….

    • @ninavale.
      @ninavale. 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@The_Weasel_ I think they also had like Sheppard mentioned in the beggining.

    • @HYBRIDZHQ
      @HYBRIDZHQ 6 месяцев назад +14

      The brown era of gaming

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne 6 месяцев назад +2423

    0% wokeness
    0% forced diversity
    0% ESG DEI CRT LGBT
    100% Tom Clancy rip-off you'd find for $5 in a bargain bin

    • @therobotchickenMLP
      @therobotchickenMLP 6 месяцев назад +40

      Is ESG being thrown around? I had to look that one up.

    • @itsmuzz3850
      @itsmuzz3850 6 месяцев назад +25

      Were you expecting a Spielberg level production from a RUclipsr?

    • @ianardell4660
      @ianardell4660 6 месяцев назад +238

      @@itsmuzz3850isn’t he always on about writing over everything? So if his movie has whack writing idk how that’s gonna look

    • @lightturner8913
      @lightturner8913 6 месяцев назад +5

      Sounds good

    • @tiberiushazo6326
      @tiberiushazo6326 6 месяцев назад +101

      This doesn't even look like a movie that's five dollars on its own. It looks like a movie that comes with four other low budget indie movies in one box for five dollars.

  • @afterhourscinema782
    @afterhourscinema782 6 месяцев назад +380

    The biggest crime in all of entertainment is to be boring. You can be a good movie, a bad movie, a "so bad it's good" movie, as long as you make SOME kind of impression. To be forgettable is the worst thing you can do.

    • @whosaidthat84
      @whosaidthat84 6 месяцев назад +29

      Spot on. The whole point of a movie is to rouse your emotions. They need to make you happy, sad, angry, anxious etc. But feeling nothing just leaves you feeling like you wasted your time.

    • @Seallypoops
      @Seallypoops 3 месяца назад +17

      What's even better, this is all based off his own book. He write a whole series that seems like its just jack Ryan ripoffs. But to then make it a movie and its boring AF, I can't imagine how the book must be

    • @trashboat5388
      @trashboat5388 3 месяца назад +9

      It’s pretty impressive to make me bored in the first few seconds of a trailer.😂

    • @trashboat5388
      @trashboat5388 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Seallypoopsoh this is based off those shitty books he made? Even better.

    • @redrox3312
      @redrox3312 Месяц назад

      exactly. if its boring then its not entertainment

  • @somedude2384
    @somedude2384 6 месяцев назад +938

    bro made a steven seagull movie.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 6 месяцев назад +121

      He doesn't seem to understand that there are things other than wokeness that make movies suck.

    • @flex0899
      @flex0899 6 месяцев назад +34

      Crazy thing is - Seagall movie would be more interesting than this

    • @pentexsucks43
      @pentexsucks43 6 месяцев назад +1

      Dudes rock

    • @ShaktiChaturvedi
      @ShaktiChaturvedi 6 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@flex0899 You mean his stunt double who walks

    • @unconditionalprong
      @unconditionalprong 6 месяцев назад +5

      Along with ADR from an actor that sounds nothing like Seagal. Go watch Attack Force for a good example.

  • @dramatickesneni
    @dramatickesneni 6 месяцев назад +425

    Finally, someone made generic 2000s streight to DVD action movie.

    • @ToriHiragana
      @ToriHiragana 6 месяцев назад +2

      Better then what Hollywood is making now by miles

    • @mikhaelgribkov4117
      @mikhaelgribkov4117 6 месяцев назад +75

      @@ToriHiragana well, that's cope as that's literally what Sony live action movies are.

    • @mileidyclass
      @mileidyclass 6 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@mikhaelgribkov4117At least those movies are so bad they're funny. This movie is so generic it's painful.

    • @mikhaelgribkov4117
      @mikhaelgribkov4117 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@mileidyclass agree.

    • @jorami4838
      @jorami4838 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@ToriHiragana it's the exact same as what Hollywood is doing lmao

  • @MatheusNiisama
    @MatheusNiisama 6 месяцев назад +1080

    This looks like a paintball enthusiast's idea of what a movie should be.

    • @iguana6513
      @iguana6513 6 месяцев назад +67

      I can't believe how accurate this is

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 6 месяцев назад +33

      ...Or a Call of Duty enthusiast.

    • @nbafanboy8146
      @nbafanboy8146 6 месяцев назад +15

      ​@drewgoin8849 Or an Airsoft enthusiast, lol.

    • @whosaidthat84
      @whosaidthat84 6 месяцев назад +2

      Dude 😂 this comment is everything!

    • @werescrewed8793
      @werescrewed8793 6 месяцев назад

      Is that really a bad thing though? Correct me if I’m wrong but I thought we all agreed that novelty is good in movies

  • @makito106
    @makito106 6 месяцев назад +1472

    A 4k trailer he's already DESTROYING modern Hollywood

    • @JorganGJorgan
      @JorganGJorgan 6 месяцев назад +130

      WITH FACTS AND LOGIC

    • @anaalicia5029
      @anaalicia5029 6 месяцев назад +82

      Fighting against _the message_

    • @ReinBelmont
      @ReinBelmont 6 месяцев назад +58

      The only thing he can destroy besides his liver

    • @TrenchMan93
      @TrenchMan93 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@anaalicia5029ITLL BE FINE IF THOSE FILTHY (BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) dont show up.
      Everyone: shocked: 😮
      Pim and Charlie: 😮

    • @anaalicia5029
      @anaalicia5029 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@TrenchMan93 shocked? ‘Anti-woke’ grifting is dime a dozen. (Maybe I don’t get your comment.)

  • @thelastchannelonyoutube
    @thelastchannelonyoutube 6 месяцев назад +234

    Someone in the chat mentioned that Critical Drinker writes military novels and suddenly everything make sense

    • @synth-wave_steve
      @synth-wave_steve 2 месяца назад +5

      Oh he’s been doing it for years, supposedly before he actually got on RUclips

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah he has a few books for sale on Amazon, not too bad actually

    • @TangWuSnake
      @TangWuSnake Месяц назад +3

      This looks like the kind of movie I really wanted to make when I was 13

  • @redwaytoo
    @redwaytoo 6 месяцев назад +1017

    Critical Drinker seems like a type of guy who REALLLY wants to explain Fight Club to you

    • @taylorscurlock9136
      @taylorscurlock9136 6 месяцев назад +69

      Hahaha, that's probably the best summation of Critical Drinker.

    • @Sethpelepchuk
      @Sethpelepchuk 6 месяцев назад +193

      He did a video on Fight Club and almost all of the satire went over his head 😂

    • @ChatterboxFM
      @ChatterboxFM 6 месяцев назад

      @@SethpelepchukI’m not gonna watch it because I value my time. I also feel like he watched it and thought Tyler was an “alpha male” instead of an imaginary slutty edgelord that a guy accidentally creates.
      This sentence is clunky but you get my point.

    • @austinwebster5813
      @austinwebster5813 6 месяцев назад +14

      He also looks like he really wants to explain the Godfather to you as well.

    • @goosegas2087
      @goosegas2087 6 месяцев назад +102

      ​@@SethpelepchukYeah he seems like the guy that the director would actively avoid because he looks up to the protagonist and thinks hes right.

  • @freakcree6218
    @freakcree6218 6 месяцев назад +618

    Looks like one of those movies in The Boys that one of the supes star in

    • @Missjunebugfreak
      @Missjunebugfreak 6 месяцев назад +90

      I was thinking the exact same thing. It's like a parody 😂

    • @SpawnRevenge92
      @SpawnRevenge92 6 месяцев назад +106

      But not one of the main guys, it'd be The Deep's movie.

    • @kneau
      @kneau 6 месяцев назад +9

      ⁠@@SpawnRevenge92 I get that but think this really suits someone introduced in a later season/issue.

    • @Rajaalke
      @Rajaalke 5 месяцев назад +5

      Omg exactly 😂

    • @EcliipseYT
      @EcliipseYT 2 месяца назад +1

      this is 100% accurate. Maybe thats why he hates the boys season 4. cuz they put it in (they didnt actually)

  • @BaldurOverlord
    @BaldurOverlord 6 месяцев назад +846

    A lot of homosexual undertones in this trailer, let's go!

    • @JorganGJorgan
      @JorganGJorgan 6 месяцев назад +152

      A man stands over an attractive shirtless male who is tied up, yeah he knows

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 6 месяцев назад +172

      OMG that’d be hilarious.. his fans are like “Finally a non woke action movie” and then they flood his inbox later with “I came to watch a NON WOKE MOVIE this was GAY AF Drinker I trusted you” 💀

    • @ADeadlierSnake
      @ADeadlierSnake 6 месяцев назад +81

      Can't believe Drinker went woke!

    • @MovieEggman
      @MovieEggman 6 месяцев назад

      Amazing how a Non-Woke movie actually has some homoerotic elements.

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 6 месяцев назад +37

      Bear Of A Man Productions

  • @heisenbaj
    @heisenbaj 6 месяцев назад +358

    Sicario at home

    • @wavwins
      @wavwins 6 месяцев назад +18

      TRUE

    • @thegrunbeld6876
      @thegrunbeld6876 5 месяцев назад +1

      damn burn

    • @3baxcb
      @3baxcb 2 месяца назад

      Minus the talented director or cast.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Месяц назад

      @@3baxcbthat’s what “at home” means

  • @lunavioleta001
    @lunavioleta001 6 месяцев назад +814

    So basically your typical Hollywood action movie, but with less personality. For an indie film, it feels so fake.

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 6 месяцев назад +67

      Reportedly there’s less women in it too.. any woman that speaks for more than 3 seconds is back handed by the protagonist - but I trust CD’s vision.

    • @Mario_Angel_Medina
      @Mario_Angel_Medina 6 месяцев назад +8

      I remember a review of _Run Hide Fight_ that said something like "its politics are deplorable but at least its authentic. Resently B-movie directors are playing too safe, as if they're the next James Gunn and are only one low-budget horror movie away from directing blockbusters for the MCU" ... I don't feel that kind of authenticity in this trailer

    • @jamk2668
      @jamk2668 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@Mario_Angel_Medina Run Hide Fight is a low quality film but it's a Micheal Man level thriller compared to this. I bet he thought that moving match cut with the overly floaty steadicam at 2:43 would look so "cool."

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@Mario_Angel_Medina "... I don't feel that kind of authenticity in this trailer"
      Authenticity is woke, apparently.☹

    • @lastmonarchistproduction_253
      @lastmonarchistproduction_253 6 месяцев назад

      @@firstlast9846 just don't

  • @TheRoyals98
    @TheRoyals98 6 месяцев назад +286

    When you asked if he bases his style off of Tom Clancy novels. He writes those kinds of novels, Ryan Drake is Drinkers' Jack Ryan.

    • @JohnnyBurnes
      @JohnnyBurnes 6 месяцев назад +49

      Ryan? Ryan? Hmm, suspicious. :P

    • @alexmaverick6647
      @alexmaverick6647 6 месяцев назад +21

      The world is definitely in need of more Jack Ryan rip offs.

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 6 месяцев назад +27

      We need a Drake Jack, then the circle will be complete.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 6 месяцев назад +3

      He could only think of one different name.

    • @xuxuang8574
      @xuxuang8574 6 месяцев назад +14

      OMG Ryan Drake is the most generic name possible.

  • @cringusmoss9937
    @cringusmoss9937 6 месяцев назад +239

    It looks like a late Era Steven Seagul movie without the relentless star power of Steven Seagul.

    • @bobjones2959
      @bobjones2959 6 месяцев назад +10

      Steven Seagull wants my fish

    • @Mario_Angel_Medina
      @Mario_Angel_Medina 6 месяцев назад +4

      I'll wait for the SpaceIce summary of _Rogue Elements: A Ryan Drake Story_

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 6 месяцев назад +12

      I didn't see one cigar or scantily-clad woman of Southeast descent.

    • @cringusmoss9937
      @cringusmoss9937 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@drewgoin8849 and the lead is standing, ever.
      I've misjudged ol' Drinky.

    • @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
      @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 6 месяцев назад +11

      Yeah, Steven Seagul might be an actor of questionable talent, but at least he's recognisable. This seems as one of those movies where you struggle to remember the characters because of how bland everyone is.

  • @theconnorcavern
    @theconnorcavern 6 месяцев назад +321

    This is the kind of shitty low-budget military/espionage action thriller that Saban Films buys in bulk and dumps onto VOD.

    • @3baxcb
      @3baxcb 2 месяца назад

      Or that TikTok like streaming service.

  • @coffeedude
    @coffeedude 6 месяцев назад +339

    It looks like a movie my dad would half enjoy when he has nothing else to watch and that I would peak at when there's action on the screen

    • @playb0ykev
      @playb0ykev 6 месяцев назад +66

      so everyone’s dad just has shit taste in media 😭 cuz same

    • @WigglyTurdMan
      @WigglyTurdMan 6 месяцев назад +27

      And then he would fall asleep half way into the movie

    • @playb0ykev
      @playb0ykev 6 месяцев назад

      @@WigglyTurdMan mine would clean his guns he never used so he’d feel like a badass. he’d be all over this shit

    • @Jaysona
      @Jaysona 6 месяцев назад +16

      This but mom

    • @Just_Paj
      @Just_Paj 6 месяцев назад +14

      My exact same thoughts lol

  • @UnfunnE
    @UnfunnE 6 месяцев назад +365

    I'm glad he stuck with the gimmick in casting all drunk people. Very inclusive! 👏

    • @shesh2265
      @shesh2265 6 месяцев назад +7

      Its definitely a diverse film. Lots of diverse themes and characters.

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 6 месяцев назад +33

      The first all-drunk movie.

    • @Deadrum
      @Deadrum 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@TerrenceNowickiIT BROKE NEW GROUND!!1!11!

    • @borisaustria4301
      @borisaustria4301 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​​​@@DeadrumTHE HATERS ARE SPEECHLESS!!

    • @thedarklrd6714
      @thedarklrd6714 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@TerrenceNowicki
      To be honest, I would love to see a movie where the actors are all actually drunk, just to see where that goes

  • @pingasbuster8451
    @pingasbuster8451 6 месяцев назад +224

    Bro became what he hated bad movie directors 💀

    • @ButtSolution
      @ButtSolution 6 месяцев назад +1

      To be fair, so did Red Letter Media, and it didn't seem to stop them much.

    • @pingasbuster8451
      @pingasbuster8451 6 месяцев назад +27

      @@ButtSolution Yeah it’s just ironic how much he hates modern mainstream movies when his films are just as bad if not worse

    • @ChipCheerio
      @ChipCheerio 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@ButtSolutionat least RLM is funny

    • @ButtSolution
      @ButtSolution 6 месяцев назад

      @@pingasbuster8451 His movie sucks because he likes airport operative novels unironically. Not because he has active contempt for the audience.

    • @pingasbuster8451
      @pingasbuster8451 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@ButtSolution I didn’t say he did. It’s just ironic is all

  • @pdjinne65
    @pdjinne65 6 месяцев назад +114

    Feels like a movie you'd make "because you want to make a movie", not because you have an idea worth filming.

    • @lkeke35
      @lkeke35 Месяц назад +2

      He's so media illiterate, the only thing he could make would be a pastiche of the types of films he likes, with all of the depth that inspires!

    • @pdjinne65
      @pdjinne65 Месяц назад

      @@lkeke35 yeah but it isn't woke, I'm sure the Daily wire will finance

    • @Manintrash
      @Manintrash Месяц назад +1

      Some dudes infiltrate a drug dealing mafia and try to not get caught
      Their nickname?: the octopuses

  • @sori_osori_
    @sori_osori_ 6 месяцев назад +173

    Honestly movie made by youtube movie reviewers were rarely good anyway. This one feels like no exception.

    • @metalsludge8205
      @metalsludge8205 6 месяцев назад +25

      Atop the Fourth Wall is a masterpiece, wdym

    • @Mario_Angel_Medina
      @Mario_Angel_Medina 6 месяцев назад +14

      Lets hope that changes when/if Chris Stuckmann releases his movie

    • @leonkuwata4510
      @leonkuwata4510 6 месяцев назад +12

      Arctic and Talk to Me are both excellent

    • @sori_osori_
      @sori_osori_ 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@leonkuwata4510 I loved talk to me! But I don't think the youtubers who made that movie were movie reviewers?

    • @leonkuwata4510
      @leonkuwata4510 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@sori_osori_ I just saw "RUclipsrs" in your message on its own, by mistake. My bad

  • @dantribe3935
    @dantribe3935 6 месяцев назад +702

    Splinter Incel

  • @mrbrandonmartin388
    @mrbrandonmartin388 6 месяцев назад +260

    I look forward to Drinker playing the victim and blaming his bad movie's failure on woke critics who hate white people.

    • @bananaempijama
      @bananaempijama 6 месяцев назад +56

      Don't forget the good old cancel culture 😂

    • @emectric1455
      @emectric1455 6 месяцев назад +40

      Didn't Shadiversity do the same thing about his book

    • @RonS1018
      @RonS1018 6 месяцев назад +4

      Pretty sure he’s putting in on RUclips for free, so I don’t know how it would be a “failure”.

    • @seventeenseventythirteen7465
      @seventeenseventythirteen7465 6 месяцев назад +32

      @@RonS1018 I assure you that it will somehow be a failure. Even if he makes money off it, it's a failure.

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 4 месяца назад +14

      That's not even a prediction. That's just what's going to happen. It's like saying "Tomorrow grass will be green".

  • @rotsockbrock8595
    @rotsockbrock8595 6 месяцев назад +109

    It has the feel of a Steven Seagal movie where Steven forgot to show up

    • @DeadCanuck
      @DeadCanuck 6 месяцев назад +18

      THIS is exactly it. Generic to the point of comedy

    • @hauntngu4002
      @hauntngu4002 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@wanganmirage8167 You can hear the heavy breathing before he shows up. It's like the calm before the storm.

    • @thedarklrd6714
      @thedarklrd6714 2 месяца назад

      Can't wait for space ice's review

  • @thomasromero9212
    @thomasromero9212 6 месяцев назад +100

    7:01 I can’t get over how the soldier’s head perfectly reveals the word “ass” then moves and it becomes “grass” like your ass is grass lmao

    • @BioGoji-zm5ph
      @BioGoji-zm5ph 6 месяцев назад +13

      We put our faith in Ass Grassman.

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki 6 месяцев назад +70

    "Based on a novel by Ben Shapiro."

    • @samir6047
      @samir6047 3 месяца назад

      Is the protagonist 5'2 and can't make his wife wet .

  • @middleschoolgravy
    @middleschoolgravy 6 месяцев назад +129

    Turns out “non-woke” just meant direct to video quality crap

    • @NegaRenGenX2gay2lift
      @NegaRenGenX2gay2lift 2 месяца назад +3

      Miramax would hired him 30 years ago

    • @3baxcb
      @3baxcb 2 месяца назад +2

      @NegaRenGenX2gay2lift And Miramax would have ended their working relationship with him 29 years ago.

  • @eamk887
    @eamk887 6 месяцев назад +1153

    Isn't it kind of ironic that Critical Drinker is known for criticizing modern movies, especially modern main stream movies, yet the movie he worked on looks extremely generic, and which doesn't seem to offer anything that would make it stand out from any other modern action movie out there?

    • @HobbiesGamesChillin
      @HobbiesGamesChillin 6 месяцев назад +209

      His books are the same thing
      Generic trash that have been made a million times before

    • @mimosajd
      @mimosajd 6 месяцев назад +158

      Who knew being talentless means you create talentless products?

    • @samuraibeluga3749
      @samuraibeluga3749 6 месяцев назад +237

      its almost as if hes not actually a movie critic, and doesnt actually understand what makes a movie good, and is just in the business of pushing a disguised political agenda....

    • @ArcAngle1117
      @ArcAngle1117 6 месяцев назад +148

      Well it's exactly the kind of movie he wants when he critiques other movies. Only white people, mostly white men, "Not political", not engaging. It's pretty much exactly the kind of movie you would expect him to make based off his criticism of other movies.

    • @plushiepenguin
      @plushiepenguin 6 месяцев назад +1

      That's kind of his entire thing though. If you had a drinking game everytime he repeats the same talking generic chud talking points you'd be as drunk as whoever writes his scripts.

  • @FTZPLTC
    @FTZPLTC 3 месяца назад +154

    I know the answer already, but why does every "anti-woke Hollywood" person feel compelled to make a completely unremarkable 80s-90s action movie? Like, it really *really* undermines all their arguments about how diversity concerns are replacing creativity.

    • @Melvinshermen
      @Melvinshermen 3 месяца назад +9

      Don’t mind a throwback. But is look so meh.

    • @FTZPLTC
      @FTZPLTC 3 месяца назад +26

      ​@@Melvinshermen - Yeah, it feels less like a stylistic choice and more like someone who just doesn't have the imagination not to recycle a bunch of lame tropes, tbh.

    • @rickwong9049
      @rickwong9049 2 месяца назад +35

      They're nostalgic for an era where minorities are not prevalent in the screentime thats why.

    • @JackdotC
      @JackdotC 2 месяца назад +5

      That's when their brain stopped developing

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 2 месяца назад +1

      Because this movie isn’t about being anti woke, it’s about putting his book on the silver screen, he’s wanted this long before he became popular for going against The Message

  • @GregPrice-ep2dk
    @GregPrice-ep2dk 2 месяца назад +20

    If this is based off of his book, then he's a massive hypocrite. For all the sh*tting he does on "strong female characters", his book's FMC is exactly that stereotype in spades.

  • @joshgrobansdrymouth
    @joshgrobansdrymouth 6 месяцев назад +346

    This is like every generic post-2015 Steven Segal/Bruce Willis/Scott Adkins movie. Adum going easy on this garbage lol

    • @Advent3546
      @Advent3546 6 месяцев назад +19

      At least Scott Adkins can still bring the heat

    • @longlivethesheet4561
      @longlivethesheet4561 6 месяцев назад +7

      At least Scott Adkins has been in a few hidden gems

    • @NessieNep
      @NessieNep 6 месяцев назад +11

      Don't diss Scott Adkins like that. Accident Man, Avengement and the One Shot films exist~!

    • @StainsStainsStains
      @StainsStainsStains 6 месяцев назад +5

      That’s because both of their audiences intersect. I like both these guys.

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 6 месяцев назад +13

      Leave Scott and Bruce out of this.
      Scott has enough defenders, but Bruce was doing it to help his family have a big enough nest egg

  • @forsenfan69
    @forsenfan69 6 месяцев назад +110

    i can't wait to make a queer gender theory analysis on the sexuality of this film's creator as implicitly inferred from its homoerotic undertones!

    • @chaddfrancis2179
      @chaddfrancis2179 6 месяцев назад

      That's fucking stupid.

    • @chaddfrancis2179
      @chaddfrancis2179 6 месяцев назад

      Why waste your time?

    • @soyjoyy
      @soyjoyy 6 месяцев назад +28

      @@chaddfrancis2179 That’s not a waste of time - it’s a perfect way to troll him lmao

    • @chaddfrancis2179
      @chaddfrancis2179 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@soyjoyy I meant,why waste time trolling the guy?

    • @BioGoji-zm5ph
      @BioGoji-zm5ph 6 месяцев назад +19

      @@chaddfrancis2179 For fun?

  • @emmywestwood
    @emmywestwood 6 месяцев назад +49

    Essentially a bunch of call of duty cutscenes from ten years ago

    • @fulcrum6760
      @fulcrum6760 5 месяцев назад +10

      Except COD has nuance and better writing than whatever this is.

  • @Advent3546
    @Advent3546 6 месяцев назад +114

    This looks exactly like the kind of "alpha male" movie a guy like Critical Drinker would make.

    • @electricfishfan
      @electricfishfan 6 месяцев назад +18

      Yeah this is just sad. How the average guy who looooves alcohol wants to see himself.

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 2 месяца назад +1

      @@electricfishfanyou’ve clearly never watched the drinker, his entire persona is crapping on himself

  • @StopmotionStudios13
    @StopmotionStudios13 6 месяцев назад +55

    Of course someone like the critical drinker would make a call of duty type movie with a main character called Ryan Drake bruh XD

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 6 месяцев назад +3

      I'm just gonna ignore it and go straight to the Zombies mode.

    • @fulcrum6760
      @fulcrum6760 3 месяца назад +1

      COD has more nuance than this.

  • @milestrombley1466
    @milestrombley1466 4 месяца назад +28

    Just because you can criticize movies, doesn't mean you can write a movie yourself.

    • @3baxcb
      @3baxcb 2 месяца назад +2

      @@milestrombley1466 So safe to say, he's no Roger Ebert who co-wrote the script to Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls.

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 2 месяца назад +1

      The book is much better at least

  • @Erichwanh
    @Erichwanh 6 месяцев назад +148

    Chris Stuckmann gave it an A+ for all the work the entire crew put into it.

    • @madcapmakov2
      @madcapmakov2 6 месяцев назад +52

      Making movies is hard.

    • @owenmahan2854
      @owenmahan2854 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@madcapmakov2”I don’t want to bash filmmakers.”

    • @kingkiller5325
      @kingkiller5325 6 месяцев назад +29

      And I'm pretty sure this is the one time the Drinker won't mind his review.
      Also Chris most likely wouldn't review it. He doesn't review bad movies.

    • @madcapmakov2
      @madcapmakov2 6 месяцев назад +41

      @@kingkiller5325 Correction: he doesn’t want to bash filmmakers.

    • @paperbackwriter1111
      @paperbackwriter1111 6 месяцев назад +15

      That‘s not what his point was, christ. The guy mostly said he doesn‘t see a point in adding to the pile of reviews for that movie and would rather talk about how shitty the studio system is right now. Not that the movie is good.

  • @dominorborg605
    @dominorborg605 6 месяцев назад +173

    I like that they included a man beating up a woman in a fight in the trailer in order to show that this movie isn’t woke and unrealistic because internet conservatives are really passionate about women being physically incapable of beating men in a fight in real life

    • @coreyander286
      @coreyander286 6 месяцев назад +20

      Tekken 8 has surrened to WOKE

    • @based-ys9um
      @based-ys9um 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@coreyander286they were going to give women half health on street fighter. Based

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 6 месяцев назад +11

      Especially since, if you wanna talk "real life fights", "1v1, no weapons, lots of rules" ain't how those tend to go-down.

    • @akeelyaqub2538
      @akeelyaqub2538 5 месяцев назад +47

      But they foam at the mouth at one guy beating up ten others at once because thats so much more realistic.

    • @based-ys9um
      @based-ys9um 5 месяцев назад

      @@akeelyaqub2538 well it's more realistic than a woman doing that to men though.

  • @theprojectionist8145
    @theprojectionist8145 6 месяцев назад +33

    The lead actor was in Captain Marvel. Critical Drinker gone WOKE!

  • @KeiFresh
    @KeiFresh 6 месяцев назад +130

    Drinker should’ve added “No Minorities, Women or Fat People” and maybe his audience would’ve watched it

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 2 месяца назад

      The movie has all three though?

    • @KeiFresh
      @KeiFresh 2 месяца назад +1

      @@burtreynolds8030 woooooosh

  • @jman2856
    @jman2856 6 месяцев назад +75

    Can’t wait for this flick to end up on Best of the Worst.

    • @lanceandrew1319
      @lanceandrew1319 6 месяцев назад +4

      YES!!!

    • @MrOtistetrax
      @MrOtistetrax 6 месяцев назад +9

      Looks to weak and forgettable for that. Thai would be the one they’re all praying they avoid on Wheel of the Worst.

  • @gumbiman3350
    @gumbiman3350 6 месяцев назад +65

    Super funny that his Goodreads account has all of his own books rated 5 stars out of five.

    • @gc7725
      @gc7725 6 месяцев назад +31

      God I hate that shit so much. Really unprofessional.

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 6 месяцев назад +19

      Sounds like we've got some good potential material for the next longform Chapo or Behind the Bastards reading series!

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@TerrenceNowicki It's no True Allegiance, but it'll do.

    • @DONKFORTRESS6956
      @DONKFORTRESS6956 23 дня назад

      "im the author i think i did a good job"

  • @redlightmax
    @redlightmax 6 месяцев назад +55

    19:13 It seems like he made the exact movie that he would want to see, basically."
    I think that's it - the problem is that The Critical Drinker wants to see bland action movies.

    • @MILOPETIT
      @MILOPETIT 6 месяцев назад +20

      I mean his main criticism of modern cinema is how it has a *MESSAGE* as if that's not fundamental to any story

    • @yungmuney5903
      @yungmuney5903 6 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@MILOPETIT His real issue is that it isn't HIS message.

    • @MILOPETIT
      @MILOPETIT 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@yungmuney5903 Oh yeah you just know he'd have nothing bad to say if The Message was about diversity being bad or something

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 2 месяца назад

      @@MILOPETITyeah no duh, DEI makes movies worse, anybody with common sense would support a message that promotes merit over color

    • @MILOPETIT
      @MILOPETIT 2 месяца назад

      @@burtreynolds8030 DEI just means non white. We all know what you're trying to do.

  • @johnsmith8988
    @johnsmith8988 6 месяцев назад +89

    Man walking with gun the movie.

    • @biercenator
      @biercenator Месяц назад

      I can't wait for Man Walking With Gun II.

    • @redrox3312
      @redrox3312 Месяц назад

      Man Walking With Gun III: The Revenge

  • @millenniummouse
    @millenniummouse 6 месяцев назад +54

    I think the issue that jordan has that he doesn't realize yet, he has established his channel and his brand on the premise of basically complaining about the current state of hollywood movies, progressivism, feminism, lgbt and whatever else associated with those ideals represented in media.
    because of this, he has garnered a massive audience that thinks similarly to him when he talks about these topics in his videos. the topics he addresses has essentially become his brand, his audience loves that he touches on this, in fact they love it so much that they recognize him just for that. and of course, his channel suffers greatly because of it.
    as we've seen in this trailer, it has become apparent that his audience doesn't care all that much when he talks about things he likes, like reacher, or other content he enjoys. they just want to watch him shit on movies that tackle progressive topics and represent communities that appear different from him and people like him. they very much want to watch those videos because in a sense, it validates them.
    and they especially don't care very much about this film he set out to make. and it doesn't help that the trailer feels like something we've seen countless times before, even back in the 00s. (even his audience have acknowledged this.) fan or hater, it doesn't matter. if people criticize the trailer just on what it provides, and how it comes across even before the film comes out, then jordan, honey... you already have a problem. not just with this film, but with the fact that you intend to branch out a bit more with your channel. branching out from what you essentially became known for.
    But one positive thing I will say, he does feel passionate about the film he has set out to make and I can respect that he does have the motivation, the means and a budget to even get his film made. so kudos to him.

    • @hardbrocklife
      @hardbrocklife 2 месяца назад +1

      The Terminal List was a cliché show and people loved it because of that. They wanted a 2000s style action flick. I'm not saying this trailer is great by any means, but you can tell people have a peofessive b0ner when they comment because their argument devolves to "for someone who likes to hammer intersectionality in movies this sire is tropey". Yes, it is, and no one claims differently. The assumption that people won't like this movie because its tropey is inaccurate, when many people want that.

  • @mizuko6132
    @mizuko6132 6 месяцев назад +77

    I’m not surprised by the comments. Critic to creative is a slippery slope. You spent years critiquing films building up an audience of loyal sh*t talking nit pickers. Only to make something generic and flat. People who attempt film making find out it’s very hard, expensive, and collaborative. But you could be right could just be his hater’s in the comments.

    • @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow
      @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow 5 месяцев назад +9

      With someone like the drinker, it’s more about culture war than it is movies or creativity

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 2 месяца назад

      @@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollowit’s not though, he wrote this book years ago, before the message was even taking over Hollywood, so how is making the book a movie part of the culture war, it’s not, you just don’t like the guy because you disagree with him

    • @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow
      @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow 2 месяца назад +1

      @@burtreynolds8030 I’m sorry you’re living in fantasy but Hollywood has always been progressive lmao

  • @Travreviews
    @Travreviews 6 месяцев назад +166

    Haven’t watched a Critical Drinker video in like a year, I kinda already know what he’s gonna say at this point

    • @MetastaticMaladies
      @MetastaticMaladies 6 месяцев назад +56

      Yup, you can easily predict what he’s going to say on just about anything, and others that share his views as they all basically think the exact same about everything.

    • @Shades14
      @Shades14 6 месяцев назад +69

      ​@MetastaticMaladies But remember, they're the free thinkers, while everyone else are the mindless drones of a hivemind. 🙄

    • @RenegadeVile
      @RenegadeVile 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, the only videos of his I still watch are the ones on Production Hell, but he makes very few of those.

    • @underscore_5450
      @underscore_5450 6 месяцев назад +18

      I clicked on one of his videos by accident a little while back and as soon as I heard his voice I was like "oh, he's about to spew a bunch of nonsense isn't he" and immediately clicked off.

    • @alexj-t2331
      @alexj-t2331 6 месяцев назад +20

      I enjoyed him at first and then he just would not stop bitching about EVERYTHING and wouldn’t give anything the benefit of the doubt or it would devolve into 80’s movies good and modern movies with the same themes bad

  • @ColeSATurner
    @ColeSATurner 6 месяцев назад +72

    I want to apologize to Steven Seagal for roasting his straight to DVD films. They look like masterpieces in comparison to this.

    • @StainsStainsStains
      @StainsStainsStains 6 месяцев назад +6

      You’ve got to be kidding. Have you not watched space ice roasting seagal movies? There’s no way any movie in the world can be worse than a seagal money laundering movie.

    • @Themoonishereagain
      @Themoonishereagain 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​​@@StainsStainsStains Space Ice is the GOAT.

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 6 месяцев назад +4

      I wonder if Space Ice will cover this movie.

    • @chaddfrancis2179
      @chaddfrancis2179 6 месяцев назад

      You F LIAR!!! CD movie might be bad,but not SS Bad.😒

    • @eds10blue79
      @eds10blue79 2 месяца назад

      No way the sniper is better than this

  • @VagabondRetro
    @VagabondRetro 6 месяцев назад +49

    Can't wait for EFAAP to either pretend this doesn't exist or skirt around it while pretending to defend it to dodge having to criticize someone that's so ingrained into their group.

    • @AydenMartinez-iv3jt
      @AydenMartinez-iv3jt 6 месяцев назад +21

      It’s not impossible for them to criticize someone close to their group, given what happened with Southpaw. The question is whether or not they will do it with integrity.

    • @VagabondRetro
      @VagabondRetro 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@AydenMartinez-iv3jt Considering how defensive they have been of Drinker and how he, unlike Southpaw, has not actively tried to make an enemy out of them, I don't think they will say anything on thr matter unless forced too because
      1. If they truly view him as their friend, I can understand not wanting to tell your friend what they made was stinky on a live stream. Not even unfair of them there.
      2. Drinker very rarely pushes back on them. There are only a couple exceptions, and even then it still feels like he is holding back what he thinks a lot. He seems to not want to risk hurting that connection Honestly, I don't even know if Drinker is actually that into conservative politics as much as he is into how much money it gets him. He also does seem to inject just enough nuance for him to point to as a back up defense (such as now he specifies that having a woman beat a man is not in of itself bad writing when he used to almost always imply that directly.)

    • @metalsludge8205
      @metalsludge8205 6 месяцев назад +6

      "what's your favorite part of Rogue Elements" will become their "what's your favorite part of ISOM"

    • @ToriHiragana
      @ToriHiragana 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@AydenMartinez-iv3jtdo you watch EFAP??? Mauler critizes his friends all the time lol. Hes constantly calls them out for defending a shit piece of media like the Synder Cut or Intersteller, fights all the time with chat, and heck, most of his close friends and guests are people he formingly roasted like Wolf, Jay Exci, Star Wars Theory, etc

    • @AydenMartinez-iv3jt
      @AydenMartinez-iv3jt 6 месяцев назад

      @ToriHiragana I think you responded to the wrong person. I never said Mauler nor EFAP avoid criticizing their friends. I even gave ann example with the Southpaw situation.

  • @luiginastro8831
    @luiginastro8831 6 месяцев назад +104

    The most unwoke movie ever!!!!1!!1

  • @hnaw1360
    @hnaw1360 Месяц назад +7

    What a surprise. The Critikal Drinker fans aren't going to his channel for him.

  • @albedo5455
    @albedo5455 6 месяцев назад +76

    Rogue Elements - An Unbridled Disaster.

    • @leonkuwata4510
      @leonkuwata4510 6 месяцев назад +9

      Mauler genuinely wouldn't dare.

    • @-Azure.EXE-
      @-Azure.EXE- 6 месяцев назад +6

      It's incredibly unlikely that Drinker could write a script on the level of the movies that get the unbridled treatment.

    • @parsa1372
      @parsa1372 6 месяцев назад

      Don't give Crinkler THAT much credit. Being so shit to deserve the longman special is not easy. I doubt he can pull it off

  • @cylondorado4582
    @cylondorado4582 6 месяцев назад +313

    I used to like Critical Drinker, I thought he was really funny. I didn't really like the anti-woke angle, but I thought most of the time he was good enough at explaining himself that I thought he was being fair. But eventually more and more examples where I thought he was just off the mark kept cropping up and I quit watching. He was part of what made me come to the woke sounding conclusion that being mediocre or bad is a white privilege. If it's mediocre and not woke, nobody bats an eye. But if it's inclusive and mediocre, it's brain washing propoganda.
    As opposed to someone like Adam, who is good at seperating the factors. Something like, "This movie being inclusive isn't bad, but X, Y, and Z are bad about it."

    • @Hgcyvhv
      @Hgcyvhv 6 месяцев назад +75

      He chased the algorithm and echo chamber likes over, you know...CRITICAL thinking

    • @bananaempijama
      @bananaempijama 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah. I liked when he actually was analyzing movies for what they were. But more and more he was just spewing "CRT, WOKE, LESBIAN, HOLLYWOOD PROPAGANDA".
      That was getting old really fast.
      Now he's just an unfunny drunktard cunt.

    • @kingkiller5325
      @kingkiller5325 6 месяцев назад +59

      Yeah I liked Drinker in the start. Mostly because he reviewed The Expanse. One of my favorite TV shows ever that wasn't getting a lot of traction at the time.
      But lately he's becoming too much. He rarely offers real criticism and just goes on and on about movies bieng woke.
      Like just recently saw his review of Roadhouse. Now everyone's shitting in Riad House. He can too.
      But in the review he constantly refers to the girl who owns the Bar as "Brave Diverse Woman". Like he's making a point.
      He doesn't offer any other criticism. Because in reality there is nothing to criticise about that character because she never overshadows Jake Gyllenhal like some other female characters do in other movies.
      And yet he makes a point to constantly refer to her as "Brave Diverse Woman" as if that's a criticism.

    • @Nuvizzle
      @Nuvizzle 6 месяцев назад +29

      I think a lot of these people initially find some success by being passably funny and genuine, but when they realize they can make easier money milking idiot reactionary opinions by just ranting about how woke everything is they stop even trying to be honest or insightful and lose all entertainment value for anyone who isn't just there to reassure themselves of the things they already believe.

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 6 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, I liked Batwoman too. The reviews of that show were pretty terrible imo

  • @TheLongBallofTheLaw
    @TheLongBallofTheLaw 6 месяцев назад +22

    The reason his trailer isn't getting clicks is because his audience doesn't care about anything but having their own opinions reaffirmed. They're there for the outrage bait. They don't actually care about the quality of films or viewing the type of content they purport to enjoy

    • @Maemm-m8j
      @Maemm-m8j 6 месяцев назад

      Bleach people don’t care about movies or entertainment they just want to oppress and control what people think

    • @Ssosmooth69
      @Ssosmooth69 5 месяцев назад

      It’s kind of sad, really. Drinker’s audience isn’t movie lovers or enthusiasts that care about his craft, but a cesspool of young insecure men who spend a little too much time on the internet. I don’t think CD is aware that nobody cares about what he puts out into the world, only what he tears down to please the alt-right echo chamber.

  • @herbertdaniel4422
    @herbertdaniel4422 6 месяцев назад +181

    You know what? Good for Critical Drinker. Unlike most of these "anti-woke" grifters he actually stepped into the arena instead of just complaining on the Internet all day for easy views. Movie will probably be shit, but i appreciate the effort to actually make something.

    • @PatrickWDunne
      @PatrickWDunne 6 месяцев назад +13

      You should see the trailer for Yaira. It's hilariously bad.

    • @TempestKnight16
      @TempestKnight16 6 месяцев назад +41

      I want Mauler to make a movie now, so someone can make an 11:00 Hour EFAP

    • @Kumaclaws
      @Kumaclaws 6 месяцев назад +64

      Props to him for making a generic movie instead of blowing through thousands of dollars for a “documentary” bitching about Anita Sarkeesian

    • @metalsludge8205
      @metalsludge8205 6 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@TempestKnight16 MauLer probably has the most potential to make something decent out of all of the griftersphere tbh, his tendency to hyperfixate on irrelevant details could be the fuel for interesting worldbuilding

    • @ToriHiragana
      @ToriHiragana 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@metalsludge8205he drops compelling birs of plots and character all the time on EFAP, i think he would be a great writer. Also check out his summery of his favorite character, Tywin Lannister on the favorite stories episode, its incredible insight. I hope he does make make media obe day

  • @HobbiesGamesChillin
    @HobbiesGamesChillin 6 месяцев назад +61

    So it’s generic Tom Clancy that you get at a dollar store cause you can’t afford an actual Tom Clancy

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 6 месяцев назад +8

      Many years ago my sister bought an action figure called "The Best Terrorist" which she found at a dollar store because she found all the misspellings on the box amusing.

    • @NotoriousLightning
      @NotoriousLightning 6 месяцев назад +1

      No need to shame the poor for not being able to afford the high budget crappy movies, old friend.

    • @HobbiesGamesChillin
      @HobbiesGamesChillin 6 месяцев назад +2

      at least they look good
      critical drinkers movie looks like a school project @@NotoriousLightning

    • @HobbiesGamesChillin
      @HobbiesGamesChillin 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@NotoriousLightning no I will shame them
      Being poor is no excuse for lowering your standards
      If you can’t buy Tom Clancy than get something of equal value but at a lower price, going generic just shows a lack of self respect

  • @LOLFunnyMemeMan
    @LOLFunnyMemeMan 6 месяцев назад +49

    Damn, I didn't know Micheal Scott is finally releasing his movie to the public!

    • @bathcat3759
      @bathcat3759 5 месяцев назад +3

      Threat Level Midnight!

  • @George_vv
    @George_vv 6 месяцев назад +97

    I hate that with the way the world works, if you have the massive amounts of confidence to just say stupid shit all the time eventually someone equally stupid will give you an opportunity to do more stupid stuff.

  • @Manawolfman
    @Manawolfman 6 месяцев назад +30

    Ah yes, the piss filter.

    • @docterfantazmo
      @docterfantazmo 6 месяцев назад +4

      Ain't seen that since the 2000s.

    • @based-ys9um
      @based-ys9um 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@docterfantazmoor breaking bad Mexico scenes

    • @trevornorfolk3103
      @trevornorfolk3103 2 месяца назад +1

      The New Vegas filter.

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne 6 месяцев назад +42

    The audio mixing is TERRIBLE. The characters all sound like they're mumbling

  • @BloodyMunchkin
    @BloodyMunchkin 6 месяцев назад +23

    This is shot exactly like Thunder Gun 4: Maximum Cool from It's Always Sunny.

  • @austinpigza
    @austinpigza 6 месяцев назад +41

    6:57 is literally a "your ass is grass" gag, this movie is going to be cinema

  • @abscolktheinfested
    @abscolktheinfested 6 месяцев назад +21

    If you are a movie critic it doesn't mean you are able to make movies

  • @homemacai
    @homemacai 2 месяца назад +7

    Oh damn it's based on his shitty book. Bloke really wants to be the next Tom Clancy.

  • @doratheexploder286
    @doratheexploder286 2 месяца назад +4

    and then Drake said "It`s Draking time!" and then drank a whole bottle of scotch.

  • @StevenSenile
    @StevenSenile 6 месяцев назад +55

    This movie is gonna be the eclipse arc for Critical drinker 😅

  • @samb8744
    @samb8744 6 месяцев назад +25

    It’s so funny that he just took Jack Ryan and Nathan Drake, and just squashed the two together lol. Real Ben Shapiro “Kendrick Malone” energy

    • @AH-vm8yo
      @AH-vm8yo 4 месяца назад +2

      Officer Potato o'famine.

  • @henryhammond7393
    @henryhammond7393 6 месяцев назад +32

    ‘This looks and sounds like a bullshit rush job!’ Woah… this movie is gonna be meta.

  • @magitek_riding_imperial_witch
    @magitek_riding_imperial_witch 6 месяцев назад +35

    I can't even tell who the main character of this movie is supposed to be. There's a bunch of generic "badass military dudes," and they all kind of somehow look the same, yet just different enough that I don't know if they're the same guy or a different guy.

  • @mrheisenberg83
    @mrheisenberg83 5 месяцев назад +13

    This movie looks like one of those late career Bruce Willis flicks he is barely even in.

  • @vitaliybakal7356
    @vitaliybakal7356 6 месяцев назад +53

    "Parker got an intel on Smith, were going to bravo point. Charlies at four, our cover is blown. Go go go rookies, anderson knows were here". Entire thing is a jibberish.
    Say what you want about RLM movies, but they always start their stuff with some sort of a hook and have clear premise. Plinket review got influentce on star wars because it starts with "Worst thing since my son" and not a bored ramble of some guy. They know how to effectively engage the audience. All those other star war critic guys feel entitled to audience smelling 5 hours of their mic farts.

  • @optimascrime5235
    @optimascrime5235 6 месяцев назад +19

    This is like one of those fake movies that would play at the beginning of Tropic Thunder, I know that's said about alot of bad movies but it really does

  • @getmario64
    @getmario64 6 месяцев назад +31

    10:32 This was based on Critical Drinker’s novels and he made a spinoff feature movie about this Downfall character. Looks like he made it for this dark and very yellowish action-packed movie that almost felt like Resident Evil and other hardcore action genres that he's interested in.
    I really hate how Drinker didn't want the subtitles in the expensive 4K trailer. He probably hated deaf people and not making less deaf or deaf to be disabled.

    • @rosamariabest6069
      @rosamariabest6069 6 месяцев назад +10

      He didn't want to include THE MESSAGE in his trailer.

  • @shreyanshdas7481
    @shreyanshdas7481 6 месяцев назад +14

    Mission impossible Lotus

  • @mutantfreak48
    @mutantfreak48 6 месяцев назад +28

    as a sound editor id maybe reconsider putting pumped up action trailer music over a bunch of half-whispered lines with audible crickets in the background that even cut out momentarily during the dramatic pauses

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, as ugly as the color palette is, and as generic as all the dialogue and characters seem to be, my main criticism of this is that it has "county out" levels of poor ADR that probably needed to be totally re-recorded.

    • @mutantfreak48
      @mutantfreak48 6 месяцев назад

      @@TerrenceNowicki oh yea the adr is pretty atrocious as well, at times it very obviously doesn't match the lip movement (to my eyes at least). im specifically criticizing just the trailer tho, we don't know for sure if it's going to be like that in the actual movie or not and by the time it's released there is a (very small) chance that it will be recorded to both sound better AND match the lip movement better.
      the issue with the trailer, whether they've used adr or the actual on-location recordings, is that the mix is shit - the music is too over the top and the voice lines are too quiet and that's really not helped by the fact that a lot of them are either half-whispered or recorded with subpar equipment or even maybe messed up somehow during the post-production process. re-recording could have helped but if they lines are still delivered in the same quiet way (which id like to believe is perfectly adequate for the actual scenes those lines are taken from) it wouldn't help much with all the bombastic music they're drenched in.
      a few of the lines do sound like they were recorded on location because there's audible crickets in the background which means that either there's been no noise reduction done to those lines (and presumably the rest of the voice recordings in the trailer or even possibly the actual movie) or there has been noise reduction and this is the best they got it to sound because the crickets were just that overwhelming. there is also at least one instance in the trailer where a pause between lines was extended in the trailer by just cutting the last sentence from a line and moving it a second or two down the editing timeline without accounting for the background audio so the crickets just abruptly stop before starting again for that final line. it sounds pretty shoddy (tho honestly ive seen trailers where recordings from an obviously noisy scene like this have been used just as haphazardly so it's kind of a wider issue with trailers nowadays).
      there's also just not a lot of distinct sound effects throughout the trailer that aren't voice lines, music and trailer-style impact hits and stuff (tho admittedly it's not as overbearing as some trailers ive seen (maybe if i watched the trailer by itself and didn't have adum pausing it every few seconds it'd annoy me more lol)). a lot of the action scenes almost completely lack audio, occasionally there are a few sounds here and there but they're so sporadic that they kinda stick out and draw attention to the scenes where you'd expect there to be sounds but there aren't any. the final montage of violence in the trailer has 2-3 sounds at the start before they just stop despite the fact that there's still plenty of cuts of characters hitting other characters or falling on the floor, things that should be emphasized more with audio. it comes off as unfinished

  • @MetastaticMaladies
    @MetastaticMaladies 6 месяцев назад +31

    It looks like the most generic 2000s action movie, indistinguishable from the hundreds of other action movies that play on day time cable television ad nauseam.

  • @griggletv6974
    @griggletv6974 6 месяцев назад +19

    Almost everyone sounds drunk or high while they say their line it looks like a film steven segal would "star" in

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 6 месяцев назад +4

      Not enough scenes set in strip clubs for Seagal.
      At least not in the trailer.

    • @griggletv6974
      @griggletv6974 6 месяцев назад +3

      @TerrenceNowicki your right for the strip club scenes. I think only in one where their are vampiers. Don't have a strip club shout out to mista gg

  • @EdwardMichael3
    @EdwardMichael3 3 месяца назад +8

    That production company logo is hilarious.
    An Aaton 16mm camera with a modern Camera monitor strapped to the top of it. What class.

    • @3baxcb
      @3baxcb 2 месяца назад

      I think it's a Arriflex camera and I should know because I handled them and the Aaton cameras in my broadcasting program.
      My feeling is that he shouldn't be handling such cameras by himself.

  • @kribke
    @kribke 6 месяцев назад +15

    someone in the comments said "he saw Sicario and wanted to emulate it" thats literally it

  • @nibamoo292
    @nibamoo292 6 месяцев назад +22

    3:20, This line is directly from Lethal Weapon, is not? I'm gonna confirm and come back, but I'm 98% sure they just ripped it off lol. I'm positive Mel Gibson says this exact line
    Edit - Critical Drinker ripped it off, word for word lmao

    • @dreamquesttv
      @dreamquesttv Месяц назад

      One of those movies has a lady who kicks ass. #gonewoke

  • @maroone4019
    @maroone4019 6 месяцев назад +23

    To start positive it's fairly good for a youtuber's first ever film.
    For negatives it's incredibly ironic to make a career off of how mediocre modern Hollywood is then proceed to make a sloppy cod film

    • @DL6379R
      @DL6379R 6 месяцев назад +5

      Saying that modem Hollywood is mediocre is pretty generous. It's filled with absolute trash.
      If the worst that Hollywood had was generic or mediocre, I'd say they were doing pretty good

    • @squidward8125
      @squidward8125 4 месяца назад

      ​@@DL6379R this is being overly critical

  • @JR-kx3jr
    @JR-kx3jr 6 месяцев назад +13

    There’s a long tradition of film critics trying their hand at filmmaking and failing utterly.

    • @cobrakaicyberdon
      @cobrakaicyberdon 6 месяцев назад

      Yes, I'm still wondering what shelby oaks is going to be like 🤔 I know chris stuckman wont even critique certain movies now. 😕

    • @JR-kx3jr
      @JR-kx3jr 6 месяцев назад

      @@cobrakaicyberdon Well, it's been rejected by multiple film festival apparently.

  • @killergrooves2438
    @killergrooves2438 5 месяцев назад +11

    When I think of first time filmmakers, I imagine them going, “Oh, this is my one big shot to make a name for myself.” I think Reservoir Dogs, Clerks, Evil Dead. I know that’s way easier said than done. If I had a chance to make a movie and I had a small budget to do it with, I wouldn’t make a generic action movie that looks like the straight-to-DVD fare that filled the aisles of the Hollywood Video I used to work next door to in the late 2000s.
    I would try to make some wild stuff that people would remember. If I couldn’t make something as good as Reservoir Dogs or Clerks, I would try really hard to make something insane yet still coherent enough to understand. I’m not a big anime/manga guy, but one thing I always admired was their ability to think of wild stuff.

  • @Jem640
    @Jem640 6 месяцев назад +13

    4:38 Estonia? PANDERING. So tired of this forced diversity, I thought this was AMERICA 🦅🇺🇸 🦅🇺🇸

  • @parakathepyro
    @parakathepyro 6 месяцев назад +19

    It looks like if AI made a movie

    • @3baxcb
      @3baxcb 2 месяца назад

      Artifical Intelligence creating an artificial movie.

  • @BK-ku1zt
    @BK-ku1zt 6 месяцев назад +81

    only like 20 seconds into the video but I gotta say "rogue elements" is the most generic action possibly spy thrillery thing film title I can think of
    Now after finishing the video, Ryan Drake = Jack Ryan + Nathan Drake?

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 6 месяцев назад +8

      Rogue Elements: A Star Wars Story

    • @thecanadianfuhrer8602
      @thecanadianfuhrer8602 6 месяцев назад

      i have to shove steroids up my ass ever since i started having rouge excrements

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@TerrenceNowicki Mission: Impossible - Rogue Elements.

  • @icarus212001
    @icarus212001 6 месяцев назад +8

    Critical Drinker having his Threat Level Midnight moment

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 6 месяцев назад +4

      I doubt it. TLM was a "so bad, it's good" film, both in-universe and irl. This will be forgotten.

  • @dirrdevil
    @dirrdevil 6 месяцев назад +14

    Imagine if this money was spent on someone with actual talent like Neil Breen.

  • @JohnnySplendid
    @JohnnySplendid 2 месяца назад +4

    Generic straight-to-video action movie but make it yellow

  • @soyjoyy
    @soyjoyy 5 месяцев назад +12

    That woman with black hair shows up on screen only to get thrown around or pinned down lmao (3 times in this trailer), this Drinker dude couldn't have made the message more clear.

    • @redrox3312
      @redrox3312 Месяц назад +1

      im surprised a woman was even in this trailer

  • @randomgeekcrap
    @randomgeekcrap 6 месяцев назад +17

    Am shocked there's a woman in it

    • @soyjoyy
      @soyjoyy 5 месяцев назад +5

      He is getting too progressive, someone stop him

  • @supergingerr
    @supergingerr 6 месяцев назад +7

    "Mom can we have Tom Clancy"
    "No we have Tom Clancy at home"
    Tom Clancy at home:

  • @jaysonedson
    @jaysonedson 6 месяцев назад +19

    So a Steven Seagal movie without Steven Seagal?

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 6 месяцев назад +1

      They replaced the seagull with a drake.