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  • @felchthesmegcomedy278
    @felchthesmegcomedy278  Год назад +44

    Since everyone has been requesting more of Junkyard Willie & Jim Bob, I have just uploaded part 2 ruclips.net/video/NEB4nSNs6ww/видео.html

    • @paulgambino7365
      @paulgambino7365 Год назад +2

      Who's fault is that?you dreaming

    • @paulgambino7365
      @paulgambino7365 Год назад

      Hoollihoop Red neck chicken neck jive turkey calm yo ass down you sounding like my old lady.

    • @jedimaster6442
      @jedimaster6442 Год назад

      How do people call yall or how do you get these calls ?

    • @robdminor
      @robdminor Год назад

      ​@@paulgambino7365 😊😊

  • @jayfaix
    @jayfaix 2 года назад +191

    As someone who's worked in customer service many years... this is therapeutic. Thank you. Lol

  • @RisingEdge111
    @RisingEdge111 2 года назад +192

    Jim Bob and Willie are a tag team from hell 😁😁

    • @MyNameIsUnavailable
      @MyNameIsUnavailable Год назад +8

      THE REAL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF ANGER

    • @daziza76
      @daziza76 Год назад +7

      Really are! They are an absolute nightmare!

    • @manthe629
      @manthe629 Год назад +6

      And it's actually the same guy!

    • @daziza76
      @daziza76 Год назад +6

      @@manthe629 I didn't know that 😆😆😆😆

    • @REXXSEVEN
      @REXXSEVEN Год назад +1

      14:09 Her voice Just gets more and more annoying.
      What is she slow or drunk?🤣🤣🤣
      (Comment shadow fucked, on this joke platform)

  • @freakys1017
    @freakys1017 3 года назад +417

    Willie is the best, nobody pisses off the callers faster than him.

    • @danboy3737
      @danboy3737 3 года назад +9

      #Truth 😂

    • @Probowler37
      @Probowler37 2 года назад +18

      They get mad even when he's nice like that one girl!

    • @allendebono3460
      @allendebono3460 2 года назад +18

      It's a three pronged attack...unfortunately, first one he's African American, second, with that deep voice, he's hard to follow, and third, he gives it right back to the caller

    • @Bomma45
      @Bomma45 2 года назад +4

      The last call too damn funny 😂😂😂😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @wylier
      @wylier 2 года назад +10

      yeah, so dont be talkin' trash about him! :-P

  • @mattgonsalves3559
    @mattgonsalves3559 2 года назад +80

    Willie's voice gets me every time he says don't be calling talking all that trash in his raspy voice. I'll make you take it like a man you jive turkey 🦃

    • @dustyflair
      @dustyflair Год назад

      is it Artie? Corolla?

    • @choicetaco44
      @choicetaco44 Год назад

      It’s hilarious AF

    • @davenapkins
      @davenapkins 3 месяца назад

      @@dustyflairit’s all the same dude.

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird 3 года назад +70

    "Keep talkin' I got you on tape!"
    "Play it back, do I sound good?"
    Holy fuck lmao

  • @kennethkrieb3018
    @kennethkrieb3018 2 года назад +93

    ‘I ain’t no hoola-hoop eyed, chicken neck looking jive turkey’- Junkyard Willie @7:18. So fucking funny. Classic.

    • @keithbubb730
      @keithbubb730 Год назад +5

      The amazing world of gumball, nicole's brain: OR ARE YOU!?!?

    • @GoodBearRob666
      @GoodBearRob666 Год назад +1

      I'm going to use exaaaactly this line on someone whether it's Facebook or a call. I'll tell them to save the drama for their momma!!!🐔📞🦜📲😂🤣🙌🏽🎊

  • @stripmin41
    @stripmin41 2 года назад +57

    My future wife walked in while we were dating 17 years ago and said "What the heck is that?" I said I love this she told me years later "I still can't believe you watch stuff like that" I still love this shit!

    • @africacarey
      @africacarey 2 года назад +5

      I know how you feel because I know if people hear me listening to this they will say something to me

    • @mistermangomimzy
      @mistermangomimzy 4 месяца назад

      😅

  • @anthonyhutcherson2346
    @anthonyhutcherson2346 Год назад +8

    14:58 “I have you on tape!” “Well, play it back! Do I sound good?!” 😅😂😅

  • @youngblood5863
    @youngblood5863 2 года назад +61

    The woman ask willie what day did she take out her loan, willie told her to look on her damn calendar, LMAO

  • @chasec9197
    @chasec9197 2 года назад +18

    "I have you on tape!" Jim Bob: "Play it back, do I sound GOOD?" roflmao

  • @CoCo-Philly
    @CoCo-Philly 2 года назад +76

    It's like people never heard of a Jive Turkey.

  • @jessetellez3924
    @jessetellez3924 3 года назад +85

    I love how damn funny Willie is. Lol

    • @jtoumai
      @jtoumai Год назад +1

      He's a jive turkey

  • @evang7954
    @evang7954 2 года назад +23

    "you soundin like my old lady."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @michaelcrockette8694
    @michaelcrockette8694 Год назад +7

    don’t b a flat liner, man. don’t b a flat light!😂😂😂😂.

    • @JohnnyFontane528
      @JohnnyFontane528 2 месяца назад +1

      😂 She probably thought it was a racial slur

  • @danhardy6463
    @danhardy6463 2 года назад +53

    I listen to this whenever I need a good laugh

    • @TheSmokey817
      @TheSmokey817 Год назад +2

      Same bro lmao. I grew up in the 90s my (dad) would play this shit uncensored on kkcr radio

    • @TheSmokey817
      @TheSmokey817 Год назад +1

      I love Jim Bob and Willie

    • @truth-justice-judge-death
      @truth-justice-judge-death Год назад

      I laugh just by seeing ya'll age like dogs 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ze_Moose
      @Ze_Moose 3 месяца назад

      Always made me laugh 😂

  • @rocknrolla2426
    @rocknrolla2426 3 года назад +90

    Jim Bob cracks me up when he starts breathing hard.

    • @b.r2715
      @b.r2715 2 года назад +14

      Haha. Yeah he goes ubba ubba ubba ubba 😂

    • @trentonexit7anewjerseyturn449
      @trentonexit7anewjerseyturn449 2 года назад +3

      Crank Yankers are very funny 😂😂😂

    • @MrJimmygunit2
      @MrJimmygunit2 2 года назад +2

      @@trentonexit7anewjerseyturn449 7A (or 7) huh? got off that exit a bunch of times…Fort Dix .this shit funny AF

    • @trentonexit7anewjerseyturn449
      @trentonexit7anewjerseyturn449 2 года назад +3

      @@MrJimmygunit2 I’m traveling to New York right now. Getting off the turnpike

    • @GD20254
      @GD20254 2 года назад +8

      Yes but some people think that he's being disrespectful and laughing at them , but he's not, he's actually having an anxiety attack. Customer Service jobs can be very stressful

  • @nicktrue7915
    @nicktrue7915 2 года назад +83

    As a customer service guy who has to listen to idiot customers complain to me, because they are too stupid to have the common sense to pay their bills, then yell at me for it, this is like porn for me.

  • @bbennyj
    @bbennyj 2 года назад +31

    Oh my gosh, My ribs were hurting me listening to that dude laugh that Willie the janitor was talking to. I was hoping that one would be on here. Hahaha

  • @Lewis_T
    @Lewis_T 3 года назад +120

    Willie and Jim Bob make me laugh everytime. I can listen to them for hours!! Thank you!

    • @kitrik23
      @kitrik23 2 года назад +4

      haha yeah when i first heard this it took pranks to a new level...first willie pisses them off then they want the supervisor and jim bob takes idiotism to a new level ... PURE GOLD!!!

    • @africacarey
      @africacarey 2 года назад +3

      Same here they don't have enough content out

    • @Justice4some
      @Justice4some Год назад +4

      That guys black voice is second to none 🤷🏿‍♂️🤣

  • @kennethkrieb3018
    @kennethkrieb3018 Год назад +4

    The ULTIMATE tell off of all time- ‘why don’t you go out and milk some goats’. Jim Bob is a LEGEND.

  • @terryreece5345
    @terryreece5345 2 года назад +54

    I have never laughed so hard in my life

    • @Ze_Moose
      @Ze_Moose 2 года назад +6

      Had me crying of laughter

    • @choicetaco44
      @choicetaco44 Год назад

      Tears of Joy🤣😂😅🤣🤣😂😅😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭!

  • @beeirving783
    @beeirving783 2 года назад +43

    37:48 this guy is the best. The fact that he was crying listening to willie the custodian was epic. It had me dying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevinroberts3456
    @kevinroberts3456 Год назад +18

    This used to be hilarious entertainment.......Then 2022 came and this is reality in customer service industry!😳

  • @johncano495
    @johncano495 2 года назад +28

    Should've sent that package sooner, lmao

  • @kennethkrieb3018
    @kennethkrieb3018 Год назад +2

    “Talk to me, JunkYard Willy, I’m the Admissions Director”. ABSOLUTE CLASSIC

  • @theartofmugen
    @theartofmugen 2 года назад +167

    That women trying to find her sisters package had me laughing so hard the first time I saw that on crank yankers. They were to much 🤣

    • @roccacontour
      @roccacontour 2 года назад +19

      Might be floating down the river… lol🤦‍♂️

    • @joelkendrick965
      @joelkendrick965 2 года назад +21

      I like how the husband comes on like a knight. “Let me tell you something--“. But then says “my dad will fire your ass”

    • @jonnyshanon2103
      @jonnyshanon2103 2 года назад +10

      What's hilarious is how calm she is at first. Then as it progresses her anger just builds and builds.

    • @MEGVTRON
      @MEGVTRON 2 года назад +6

      Calm yo ass down you soundin like ma ol lady

    • @1uhot426
      @1uhot426 2 года назад +9

      She sound like she straight from jersey lol

  • @CM-lw9th
    @CM-lw9th 2 года назад +15

    "You dang varmint you', lmao 😅😆😅

  • @GimmeDatBootyLikeJudgeJudy
    @GimmeDatBootyLikeJudgeJudy Год назад +7

    Don't rumble mama? Lmao, he didn't say that😂😂😂

  • @cihiris2206
    @cihiris2206 2 года назад +30

    That package one was the best. The amount of intelligence displayed was absolutely mind boggling. I love these all. So funny and thanks for a great compilation!

    • @houserental5424
      @houserental5424 Год назад +3

      He’s a man of noble intelligence

    • @REXXSEVEN
      @REXXSEVEN Год назад +2

      15:12 ...17:12....23:11 lmao

  • @TaraNewhole
    @TaraNewhole 2 года назад +36

    I hadn’t heard a couple of these before! Thanks for sharing!!! 🤣

  • @loganraygaffney
    @loganraygaffney 3 года назад +23

    That woman should’ve, in fact, sent it just a little sooner.

  • @fatherlarsathon
    @fatherlarsathon 2 года назад +16

    "Bring me a 40." lol.

  • @blackpoloo715
    @blackpoloo715 2 года назад +13

    The last one really had me crying 😂🤣😂🤣🚫🧢🙆🏾‍♂️

  • @toni5621
    @toni5621 2 года назад +13

    These call will always be classic, i could listen to them everyday i be losing it at work laughing

  • @kelelissakel728
    @kelelissakel728 2 года назад +33

    I was laughing so hard that at 1:45 am I woke up my wife she made me sleep on the couch

  • @mattosu7
    @mattosu7 3 года назад +27

    Talk to me, I'm Junkyard Willie the admissions di-rector. 🤣

    • @chasec9197
      @chasec9197 Год назад +2

      That one is the best!

    • @mitchconnor3655
      @mitchconnor3655 Год назад

      ​@@chasec9197bring like a 40 can you bring me a 40

  • @Johnnyjingles87
    @Johnnyjingles87 2 года назад +10

    The crank yankers version with the dude in the background as the puppet is too funny

  • @matthewcarlson5505
    @matthewcarlson5505 2 года назад +20

    That girl trying to apply to college did have a sexy voice.

    • @PastraniO1ER
      @PastraniO1ER 2 года назад

      Yeah, very soothing voice, I'd love to fall asleep on her shoulder while she's talking to me hahaha

    • @slainemccool2875
      @slainemccool2875 Год назад

      Sounded like a man doing a female voice

    • @chasec9197
      @chasec9197 Год назад +1

      @@slainemccool2875 da fuq are you smoking?

  • @elliotjames5172
    @elliotjames5172 3 года назад +33

    Good gawd, they weren't kidding. That first call had me crying. Jim Bob is soooooo great.

  • @smjjohnson
    @smjjohnson 2 года назад +44

    These are great to listen to if you're having a shitty day at work!💩👍

  • @jerkmansgrillproductions8923
    @jerkmansgrillproductions8923 2 года назад +50

    Willie
    cracks me up!This is the funniest thing ever!

    • @eddieeclark314
      @eddieeclark314 2 года назад +5

      you city slicker you

    • @littlemonkey1222
      @littlemonkey1222 2 года назад +3

      👏😂 As I remember crankers with puppets episodes back in the 90s from used to Air on TV many years ago

  • @SuperN1ntendoChalmers
    @SuperN1ntendoChalmers 2 года назад +57

    I love how every idiot customer always threatens to "have their job." It's like they all read the same book of banal threats.

  • @graygunter698
    @graygunter698 2 года назад +8

    Admissions director Willey wear something sexy bring me a malt liquor lol

  • @dakotaboysnomadicadventures
    @dakotaboysnomadicadventures 2 года назад +17

    Save the drama for your mama, what's the problem.. that's pure gold.

    • @SB-cm9jh
      @SB-cm9jh Год назад +2

      Omfg...I didn't expect her reaction. 🤣🤣🤣 I was coughing at work.

  • @rustyshackelford3371
    @rustyshackelford3371 2 года назад +19

    "Maybe I'll find your package and flush the dang thing down the toilet, you gonna yak and complain." Too funny.

  • @huntingtonbeachanthony4957
    @huntingtonbeachanthony4957 2 года назад +26

    The last guy he called was cracking me up with his laughing!!!🤣

  • @ourfathersknowbest3121
    @ourfathersknowbest3121 2 года назад +21

    Glad I came across this channel, I too listen to them over and over again daily, its my daily dose of happiness thanks guys.

  • @Jetman41
    @Jetman41 Год назад +10

    Willie is the poster boy for “When keeping it real goes wrong” So sad that they’re trying to cancel Willie talking all that trash to him 😢

  • @chipchap2625
    @chipchap2625 Год назад +5

    11:50 this woman is a firecracker! I love her! Love her Goodfellas attitude and sassy mouth.

  • @Jetman41
    @Jetman41 Год назад +10

    Willie was such a nice admission director to offer to give that girl a free education for a bottle of malt liquor and some lovin 😘

  • @devinbrown5852
    @devinbrown5852 Год назад +3

    Bruh said “This My Last Week In Customer Service “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christophercruz1513
    @christophercruz1513 2 года назад +10

    I love how quickly they get mad

    • @torstenscholz6243
      @torstenscholz6243 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, I also love how they complain about being insulted and treated rudely, yet get even more insulting and rude themselves at the slightest provocation.

  • @mellowlake079
    @mellowlake079 3 года назад +12

    Made 3rd shift go by fast.....classic

  • @onlyme3628
    @onlyme3628 2 года назад +9

    This makes me cry/laugh. Rare for me.

  • @Benny.13
    @Benny.13 Год назад +1

    I can just picture him bull dozing his way to grab the phone outta the supervisors hand! Lol!

  • @PlaneReality
    @PlaneReality Год назад +4

    We need this back in our lives... To bring a little bit of sanity back to this crazy-ass world! ML and Blessings! 💪❤️🙏💯

  • @TaylorTV5
    @TaylorTV5 11 месяцев назад +1

    “You should have gone to school” 😂😂😂

  • @2minello
    @2minello 2 года назад +65

    Jim bob knows exactly how to set off people

    • @rrbigbird2
      @rrbigbird2 Год назад

      That’s because they’re a bunch of city slicker lunkheads

  • @Lcassinelli2
    @Lcassinelli2 2 года назад +6

    Willie and Jim Bob are Great. Thanks for share.

  • @jessebeam4186
    @jessebeam4186 3 года назад +46

    This is my new favorite channel. The timestamps... A+

    • @felchthesmegcomedy278
      @felchthesmegcomedy278  3 года назад +11

      Thanks for the feedback...because of the response Ive gotten to these compilations I will be spending more time trying to grow this channel. Ive even begun the process of creating some original content in the same vein as the prank calls.

    • @SeanTrn
      @SeanTrn 3 года назад +5

      @@felchthesmegcomedy278 the time stamps are so very convenient. Just wanted to say thanks 😊

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      @whelehanm 3 года назад

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      @whelehanm 3 года назад

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    • @latashaduckett1923
      @latashaduckett1923 2 года назад

      @@whelehanm translation please

  • @joshuagraham3854
    @joshuagraham3854 Год назад +2

    They really made that last guy's whole week, he couldn't stop laughing. 😂

  • @Bomma45
    @Bomma45 2 года назад +5

    The last Called was too damn Funny Willie 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DylanWatson1
    @DylanWatson1 3 года назад +24

    The last call willie was definitely giving with that dude. 😂

  • @StarBellySneetch
    @StarBellySneetch Год назад +1

    The straight laced manager that says “well you deserve better than that” !!! Lol!!!

  • @governorasshole6288
    @governorasshole6288 2 года назад +5

    “You jive turkey!” 😂

  • @Flynnstir
    @Flynnstir 3 года назад +42

    Man this is just great..I listen to these uploads several times over.....dude thanks!

    • @felchthesmegcomedy278
      @felchthesmegcomedy278  3 года назад +11

      Im about to take my vacation from work soon and Im just gonna work on uploads all week.

    • @hcaballero1992
      @hcaballero1992 3 года назад +3

      @@felchthesmegcomedy278 🙏🏾

  • @jamessims6199
    @jamessims6199 2 года назад +8

    Jim Bob and Willie are funny

  • @lukej.thomas8957
    @lukej.thomas8957 Год назад +2

    I think I'm gonna be sick through laughing.
    Customer service. I flushed ur package down the toilet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bradman77
    @Bradman77 2 года назад +10

    13:27 He says "Don't Rumble Mama" lmao

  • @amandae8437
    @amandae8437 Год назад +3

    " you buttercup you some kind of hoochie momma " lmao.

  • @dimviesel
    @dimviesel Год назад +2

    “It’s Saturday, I get to Party”😆👍🏾

  • @Romulan007
    @Romulan007 Год назад +2

    LOL omg every since I heard these guys on Howard Stern over 22 years ago I love Willie and Jim Bob...the original Karen Slayers bahahahaha!

  • @LameWaysArtistry
    @LameWaysArtistry Год назад +1

    "It's a very good establishment" 👍🏾 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @williammatthews693
    @williammatthews693 2 года назад +5

    LOL! I've been fighting with management at Amazon for years now to make a special rule where we can drink on Saturday but they won't budge.

    • @PastraniO1ER
      @PastraniO1ER 2 года назад +1

      Better not, otherwise you gon start lightning people's packages on fire 😆

  • @NoSlow78
    @NoSlow78 3 года назад +45

    Best Quotes:
    "You shoulda sent the damn thing a little sooner"
    "Pay yo' damn bill!"
    "It's Saturday, we get to party."
    "Why don't you go milk a goat."
    "I ain't some hoola-hooped eyed chicken-necked lookin' jive turkey."

  • @lukej.thomas8957
    @lukej.thomas8957 Год назад +2

    Holy Jesus. Willie is a legend. Oh my stomach is killing with laughing.

  • @duplicarus
    @duplicarus 2 года назад +5

    I’ll transfer you to the mailroom”
    Gold

  • @myrealghostbusters
    @myrealghostbusters 5 месяцев назад +1

    6:04 as heard and seen from Crank Yankers - Looking for her package. Hilarious because Willie just keeps getting this lady angrier and angrier each minute.

  • @msanderfive
    @msanderfive Год назад +1

    The funniest thing about this reel is the last guy, when Willie says, I don't think its funny!" And the guy says, "I think its hillarious!"

  • @DavidKen878
    @DavidKen878 2 года назад +2

    Thank you for added chapters for each of the calls!!!

  • @LocalCoot
    @LocalCoot 2 года назад +7

    If a movie was made based on 'Junkyard Willie', the
    only actor I can imagine playing him is Leslie Jones.

    • @felchthesmegcomedy278
      @felchthesmegcomedy278  2 года назад +4

      A movie was made about him but unfortunately it did not star lezlie

  • @icecreamcake1457
    @icecreamcake1457 2 года назад +14

    7:19 Willie: I ain’t some hoola hoop eyed, chicken neck lookin’, jive turkey”. 😂

  • @genenovak2717
    @genenovak2717 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is simply the best, good clean comedy, you guys need to post more of this material, I cannot stop laughing!

  • @christmas6666
    @christmas6666 2 года назад +9

    oh, it must be the guy in the warehouse setting packages on fire... ask him about it.

  • @TheRealThanos55
    @TheRealThanos55 Год назад +1

    How did i never find this channel before? hahahahahha love it!

  • @CoCo-Philly
    @CoCo-Philly 3 года назад +9

    As soon as she said what do you mean you people I thought about Osiris and Alpa Chino on Tropic Thunder.

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony 2 года назад +17

    The funniest thing I've ever heard. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

  • @Knappster727
    @Knappster727 6 месяцев назад

    I have been listening to these guys since I was 14 haha... My high school friends and I used to smoke and belly laugh all day listening to this stuff...

  • @Juanpablo-lv1wg
    @Juanpablo-lv1wg 2 года назад +5

    14:50 when the lady starts mimicking jim bob 💀💀😂😂😂

  • @devontaejordan4644
    @devontaejordan4644 2 года назад +5

    This is was great the dude at the end was Golden he was laughing so hard to the point a deadly insult would’ve came off so funny 😂

  • @lBStrokin
    @lBStrokin Год назад +2

    “Aah ha ah ha ah ha….what kind of shit is that?!”
    That’s comedy gold right there.

  • @janetbaum8918
    @janetbaum8918 2 года назад +5

    Can’t believe these people are actually all one guy

    • @bryans5339
      @bryans5339 2 года назад +3

      When I first watched crank yankers years ago, I thought they were all separate people. This guy is talented.

    • @earthsucks9555
      @earthsucks9555 Год назад

      Who is it?

    • @REXXSEVEN
      @REXXSEVEN Год назад

      Really? Wow.

  • @yoah95
    @yoah95 Год назад +4

    2:13 "Well, maybe you should pay your bills."
    Me: 😱😱😂😂

  • @lutherodanielsjr7876
    @lutherodanielsjr7876 2 года назад +13

    Man I’m over here dying laughing 🤣

  • @chucksolo6617
    @chucksolo6617 11 месяцев назад

    Ty for posting!

  • @poopstainhotdog1
    @poopstainhotdog1 2 года назад +17

    The admissions director Willie had me fucking crying!!

  • @Rakki_Haitatsu
    @Rakki_Haitatsu Месяц назад

    "He's just drunk he ain't always like that, Come on, it'd Saturday" 😂

  • @timaddison307
    @timaddison307 2 года назад +11

    this video really does expose the racism that African Americans have. like you know just flat out acceptable publicly boasting racism just as racist as can be and it's completely acceptable and it's absurd

    • @DavidKen878
      @DavidKen878 2 года назад +1

      I was thinking the same. Racism is strong as hell with some people.

  • @BillCollins0707
    @BillCollins0707 Год назад +2

    Have these on CD's somewhere. Loved and discovered these on Howard Stern YEARS AGO! Funny!