A Dodgy F--king Antelope is DESTROYING My Town
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- Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024
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I choked on my drink when he said "dadalope"
I can't even remember the last time I laughed so hard or recognised so many terminology points as i have in this story 😅
Strange but brilliant
I don't even know what in the hell most of these words mean lmao
OMG lmmfao x Infinity
This feels like the result of British Humor meeting Creepypasta and it works way too well!
Someone should make this into a movie.
Its absurdist comedy horror gold.
10/10Will never trust an Antelope again.
ROLMAO!! 😮😮😮
Oh my goodness I kept going back and forth between fright and histerical laughter. This was so great it could give Shaun of the dead a run for it's money. I certainly hope there is more because this is bloody epic!
It's an instant classic
I agree!
This is also the only pasta to mention my favourite night ender..,.
The headbutt 😂
Only a master storyteller can make something as non-threatening as an antelope into the most horror filled creation under the sun! I will never see these gentle creatures the same again after this!!
Always dropping that heat. Jordan you are like a curator for us horror enthusiasts leading us down a journey of well tailored audiophile experiences!
Thank you! VEERY happy to be able to share this one with you all. I'll have another one from this writer soon as well.
@JordanGrupe We appreciate the hard work you put in finding these. This author has a knack for really making you feel how a trio of hooligans might behave in a mindf*ck such as this. It oozes "Englishness".
This was so wonderfully ridiculous. 😅
Improbable Barbary lion... I'm sold.
That really was an exceptional line. 🙂
It’s like Shaun of the dead, hot fuzz and the gentlemen all rolled into one awesome ball of goodness! Lol I really enjoyed this story: it kind of reminded me of older Guy Ritchie films like snatch or lock, stock and two smoking barrels. There is a real sinister plot going on but it’s wrapped in this beautiful absurdity!
I'm firm that Snatch might just be one of the best movies ever made.
We have a "New" Tesco.....
It all makes sense now.
Great story. An antelope onsie? LOL! Good one
I know, right? I cracked up while reading this one several times XD
This was certainly one of the more entertaining stories. I love the horror mixed with dry humor and sarcasm. Right up my alley!
Always bringing us that heat J as always Thank You 4 all the hard work
Thanks again for another awesome story Jordan. 👍🏻 you always bring us nothing but the best with your buttery smooth voice.
YOU DEFINITELY ROCK MAN!!!
Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for the kind words, Keith!
Me, who initially misread the title ("doggy" instead of "dodgy"): 😨😱
Yea had to read that a few times. In all fairness, it's 3am, and I'm changing videos in the dark.
Omg the way you said twat in that video 😂
As a British dude im loving the way your using the slang and insults lol
Oh this one was great!😂
Great show, Jordan!
Well dang son!
I feel almost special 😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant thanks you xx
Woohoo fresh pasta!
Drug dealing French man, mauled 2 death by a barbery lion, let's go get our girl!! Everyone in our village surrounded Rosie's flat, weiners......... So FING FUNNY . RIGHTEOUSLY KICK ASS NARRATION
Mr. Jordan Grupe. And a HUGE THANK YOU TO THE ARTHUR of this story.
Fantastic story great world building.
Glad you enjoyed it! Decorative Gentleman is one of my favorite funny horror authors
What a hoot! What a fucking hoot. And you call this a work of fiction? Not a docu-drama? I'm stunned.
I was laughing all the way through this story. It is absolutely hilarious! Thanks so much for your excelent narration of this gem.
Glad you enjoyed it! Huge thanks to decorative gentleman for letting me read it!
A onesie, a secret shopper oh geez 😂😂. Good story, but it seems like I’m always eating when there are gross parts you know entrails etc. 😃 doesn’t bother me thank goodness and really enjoyed the story. Good job you are a really great narrator. Look forward to more stories from you. 💕
Dodgy fkn antelope indeed!
TOTALLY worth the wait (until after work!) I soooo needed to laugh and you BROUGHT IT tonight! 😂😂
You are awesome💕🍺💕
This was my intro to your channel, and I never looked back lol. You've definitely improved since then, too!
That was thoroughly entertaining! Enjoyed this writer a lot, and I’m very interested in hearing more from them! And your voice acting on this on was great too, I was laughing and giggling through the entire thing, thank you!
Thank you so much!
Ooh this was a good one! Now not to ruin the channel for anyone but I just noticed if you listen to this and imagine it's Jamie Hyneman from MythBusters doing the narration you will never unhear it after that.
Yea Na
Your Ironic American delivery of a story in modern britain is perfect beyond belief. Man is there anything you can’t do? 😍
Dude, the way you narrate a good horror story can always make me laugh! You rock!
“My dadelope” 😂
This story is great! It’s similar to Jordan’s writing, imo
👍👍marvelously imaginative, i enjoyed this story. Thanks Jordan. 😇💖
this was my second time listening to this story. it just gets better. the story is absolutely hilarious, but the way you bring it to life is absolutely PRICELESS!!! 🤣
thank you so much! any chance you could talk the author into expanding on this story or maybe just revisit the characters with a completely different idea? the people in this town, the way you bring them to life, are just to interesting and eclectic not to have more mishaps and misadventures! it's like low hanging fruit, ripe for the plucking!!! whatever the case, thanks again. I'm sure I will listen to this one a 3rd and 4th time, likely more!
Well ... That was very trippy. Thanks for sharing this with us.
I love characters that go through insane shit and they're not freaking out, but, they aren't acting like your standard hero either. Confused annoyance seems reasonable.
36:53, "what the fuck is going on?", the 'stoner' energy of that monster talking about the protagonist being an antelope broke me, I have fucking tears in my eyes from laughing.
Today's video was amazingly hilarious and very well written. It was a great escape from reality. I love your style of writing and your narration. Keep up the good work. Madlove4u
Glad you enjoyed it!
This is such an incredibly amazing story!! Every single second I was glued. It reminded of the critters in the book Razorwire Pubic Hair. What. A. Trip!😎✌❤
This story is so confusing but I love your content. Background noise at work and then sleeping through most after bedtime. And then listen again after being well rested. Thanks Jor Dan......🤔
🦌😂 Horrifying and funny as hell.
*you definitely did 😂😂😂
Beans on toast is a crime against nature.
Antelopes are just fancy goats.
This was one insane train ride.
I'm sorry, I'm only three and a half minutes in, but the humor has me laughing so hard that I'm waking my cats who aren't even in the room with me. This is gonna be good.
That was fantastic! Thank you
That was a strange but amusing story. Thanks
Pure gold!
This was so great! You need to get in touch wit Netflix dude!! 😊
That was such a great story! Thanks ❤
Thanks for listening!
Woo-hoo story time!!!
That was nuts 🤣 and great!
I don't know what I just listened to but I enjoyed the hell out of it 😂😂😂
*In the most American accent possible* "My town is a lesion on the hide of Great Britian."
He has a Canadian accent actually. I imagine it must be quite difficult to use different accents in so many different voices
😂❤🌻 truly did lol. Ty so much .
I’ve been trying to get sacked for years. It’s not happening 😂😂
Woot!
The claw is my master... i have been chosen... Ooooóoo!
Maybe I'm just dumb but I'm having to listen to this all over again to get it.
This was awesome. Loved it humor
Too funny, more like this please.
Outstanding story. Loveable characters. Well read with smooth delivery. In fact, this will win any award out there for Extraordinary in Excellence. Real talk 🦜😍🌹❤
This is fun. It's got that gonzo British black humor.
Okay, and hol up...I had to Google Lion bar, because I'm a stupid American, but bro...that sounds awesome, ngl. Over here Nestlé chocolate tastes like chocolate scented wax, but this sounds along the line of a 100 Grand bar, one of my favorites, because the actually substantially firmer caramel, instead of the runny sugar sauce other candy bars use, giving Snickers the side eye, and covered with crisps and chocolate...good stuff! But wafers filled with caramel and cereal bits (I'm guessing rice puffs) then covered in chocolate? That's going on my, "buy it when it's not 32-35°C every dang day" Amazon list. 😂
10/10 Story did not disappoint.
I went to America the other week and tried American chocolate for the 1st time
It was absolutely horrible lol
You got to see if you can get hold of English chocolate it's so much better
Like buy a mars bar from the UK
And compare it to the American milky way
There basically the same thing but the milky way is just horrific 😂
I loved this!
Khat
what did I just listen to.... I want more
As a brit i loved the humor and you captured estate life perfectly. Im shocked that the mum with the screaming kid wasn't in a track suit hair up in a tight pony tail and fag (cigarette) hanging out the corner of her mouth. The fact that the Antelope was from the east end of london was perfect. Would have been funnier if they had come from Kensington (posh)
Fucking comedic excellence! I think I might have a new favorite author no offense Jordan.. 😂
I knew it............. I died
Awesome dudes. F*cking awesome 😎✌️
My new favorite 😂
nice 😁❤
I have a want to watch Shawn of the Dead lol I love this story and want more ❤
Most sober british person:
Soooo they talk like Australians In east london
That’s exactly what I was thinking lol
What did I just listen to
Ma new favourite nt time bed pal fae Scotland ...
Țháť french åcçenť is so śęxý
❤️👋
900th like!!!!