He Wants His “God-Given Right” to Be Homophobic in D&D - RPG Horror Stories

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  • @George_M_
    @George_M_ 6 месяцев назад +635

    The vocal shift into reading the unhinged transphobic rant was gold. Higher and higher pitch.
    The moral bar is a little higher than "I've never physically attacked someone".

    • @TheMightyBattleSquid
      @TheMightyBattleSquid 6 месяцев назад +83

      Dude wants an award for not doing something that would land him in jail lol

    • @tarotsushima3332
      @tarotsushima3332 6 месяцев назад +68

      "I wouldn't personally hate crime someone but I'd be damned if I actually stop them from being hate crimed or support legislation to stop them from being shunned and hate crimed, why don't queer people like me?" Is the peak mindset for a lot of these folks. Also like generally speaking why hang out with someone who won't respect you anyway?

    • @JPG.01
      @JPG.01 5 месяцев назад +3

      What was transphobic about that post?

    • @supotter377
      @supotter377 5 месяцев назад +27

      @@JPG.01Just listen to it and it should be pretty obvious

    • @DarcBloom
      @DarcBloom 5 месяцев назад +25

      It's always a pretty huge red flag when people excuse their own behavior by claiming that they haven't done anything physical...
      Like that somehow excuses the rest of it.
      Being treated like shit is not something that anyone wants to put up with for the rest of their life, or is required to.
      Especially not in a setting where they're just trying to relax.
      And there's never a good excuse for treating other people like human punching bags, whether it's literally or metaphorically.
      Nobody in their right mind is going to enjoy or tolerate that for any length of time.

  • @flaminyawn
    @flaminyawn 6 месяцев назад +393

    If I strap TNT to that part of my anatomy, I will be VERY surprised if it blows up in my face. I'm not that flexible.

    • @alarkhar
      @alarkhar 6 месяцев назад +23

      Have you tried yoga?

    • @grumpygoosegg3514
      @grumpygoosegg3514 6 месяцев назад +18

      I think you just win the comments lol

    • @Billyblue98
      @Billyblue98 5 месяцев назад +9

      I mean, it might blow up in your *everything* all things considered, actually

    • @LoFi_Punk
      @LoFi_Punk 5 месяцев назад +1

      He misspoke; it wasn't TNT, it was a breech charge and they're very directional.

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 3 месяца назад

      explosions follow the path of least resistance. I was gonna use this fact to make a gay joke but I'm too lazy to think of a way that it wouldn't sound horrifically offensive.
      The overall crux of the joke would be that, in following the path of least resistance, the explosion would actually enter your ass instead of traveling upwards as is the scientific standard for non-directional explosions

  • @benjaminehren7965
    @benjaminehren7965 6 месяцев назад +581

    Oh my gods below, your new model/image is excellent in so many ways, but the huggability of the new rat is exceptional.

  • @roguetalowen
    @roguetalowen 6 месяцев назад +160

    'Just because you're short, doesn't make you a child'
    I felt that. From down here. No, down here. 😮

    • @davidtherwhanger6795
      @davidtherwhanger6795 6 месяцев назад +22

      It ain't about the size of the dog in the fight. It's about the size of the fight in the dog.

    • @WynneL
      @WynneL 5 месяцев назад +2

      Saaaaaame. 🩳

  • @medicaoctavia8002
    @medicaoctavia8002 6 месяцев назад +284

    I watched the third story go down in real time. The guy seriously thought he was the good guy. And every time a commenter said “you’re the bigot here, pal”, he demanded to know why or that they define bigotry.

    • @davidtherwhanger6795
      @davidtherwhanger6795 6 месяцев назад +58

      Most people do think they are the Hero of the story. Regardless of how bad they may be. That's just human nature. And as they say, reasoning some one out of a position they did not reason themselves into is practically impossible.

    • @rootfish2671
      @rootfish2671 6 месяцев назад

      @@davidtherwhanger6795I would just hit him with the dictionary definition of bigotry and if he still argued I would just refuse to play with him and tell him I have better things to do with my time than to get into circular bad faith arguments with a bigoted delusion moron.

    • @Leiliel1
      @Leiliel1 6 месяцев назад +33

      In other words, JAQing off and growing increasingly upset and blubbering that he didn't have the hugbox he wanted before rage-quitting Reddit to sob into his basement darkness and moan about how he lost his business to people who he hates.
      Unsurprising.

    • @andyghkfilm2287
      @andyghkfilm2287 6 месяцев назад +37

      “Justify to me that I’m wrong” is a fun exercise in futility

    • @medicaoctavia8002
      @medicaoctavia8002 6 месяцев назад +45

      @@Leiliel1 he wasn’t even the business owner. That was all stuff that went down a year ago. The game store guy sold his store and moved to TN where he hoped to find more likeminded people (read: transphobes with guns). This guy pops up a year later to demand the group let him back in, after he voiced similarly transphobic views (to a group extremely accepting of the whole LGBTQ+ spectrum) and scold them for cutting ties with the shop owner for making them feel unsafe. But, then, he didn’t get his asspats and accolades for “speaking truth” to people. Funny, a lot of us go to the gaming table to avoid that crap.

  • @laraprisma6381
    @laraprisma6381 6 месяцев назад +107

    A friend of mine calls me hun all the time, but she doesn't flirt with me! It's just her sweet way of referring to her friends! People have to stop seeing every little sweet thing as a sign that someone likes them!🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @StormFreeze
      @StormFreeze 6 месяцев назад +20

      Laughs in southern. Where hun, honey, sweetie, etc is just how you refer to people in general

    • @laraprisma6381
      @laraprisma6381 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@StormFreeze My friend in question is Asian (I don't remember specifically where she lives, but she always calls me hun.

    • @yesthatmousyiris4887
      @yesthatmousyiris4887 5 месяцев назад +2

      I know right!

  • @TheNerevahkiin
    @TheNerevahkiin 5 месяцев назад +41

    Why is “I don’t advocate for violence, but-“ such a common shield from criticism? Why is violence seemingly the only moral concern that some people are capable of having? Do they really just think that anything outside of hurting people is above judgement?
    “Guys, I’m NOT advocating for anyone to be killed, I’m just saying that homeless people should be put to work by force to benefit whatever corporation buys them”.

  • @AlasKenn1
    @AlasKenn1 6 месяцев назад +38

    You don't get to advocate for my non-existence when I refuse to go quietly into the closet or the grave and pretend it will never come to blows. It's only ever "I don't advocate for violence... Yet."

  • @Zoey_the_Rat
    @Zoey_the_Rat 6 месяцев назад +38

    We didn't have a session zero, so now we have two tabaxis, one fake tabaxi (changeling) and a cat allergic halfling

  • @bagelbababa
    @bagelbababa 6 месяцев назад +36

    The store being called "Dark Tower Games" is so funny to me because theres a store I visit every now and then called "Tower Games" which in my experience fosters a very diverse and welcoming community. In other words the exact opposite of this store

    • @fiascothe63rd
      @fiascothe63rd 5 месяцев назад +9

      Thankfully, the folks at Aegis, which is effectively the same business in the same building, but with better owners, are a lovely bunch. Great space to be in, IMO.

    • @eldritch-rage
      @eldritch-rage 5 месяцев назад +8

      Tower Game's evil shadow clone

  • @myheartismadeofstars
    @myheartismadeofstars 6 месяцев назад +253

    I went to my local game store because i was looking into hanging out there on dnd nights.
    They have a LARGE lgbt flag in the store and the divide between the front and back of the store includes a MASSIVE "Every Child Matters" flag. While i was there vibe checking the place i casually mentioned my ex-stepfather, how he introduced me to dnd...before he became MASSIVELY homophobic, transphobic and racist. The store owner asked for his name, because he wanted to know if he had ever been in so he could ban him from the store.

    • @erikdahl6861
      @erikdahl6861 3 месяца назад +16

      W store tbh

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars 3 месяца назад +10

      @@erikdahl6861 oh yeah, definitely

    • @orgixvi3
      @orgixvi3 2 месяца назад +13

      When you pass the vibe check with flying colors.

    • @TheRaven_200
      @TheRaven_200 18 дней назад +1

      Based store. Awesome store.

  • @Omnywrench
    @Omnywrench 6 месяцев назад +125

    "If we want a truly tolerant and inclusive society, we have to respect others' personal beliefs and identities, and not discriminate nor push our own beliefs on others"
    "But discriminating and pushing my beliefs on others IS one of my main beliefs!"

    • @Kill4Glory
      @Kill4Glory 3 месяца назад +4

      Nice description of trans activists.

    • @ceres_lang
      @ceres_lang 2 месяца назад +13

      @@Kill4Glory Being transphobic is not an identity, it's hate speech

    • @Kill4Glory
      @Kill4Glory 2 месяца назад

      @@ceres_lang hate speech doesn't mean anything anymore. If I say a woman is an adult female human being, you troglodytes call it hate speech.

    • @Kill4Glory
      @Kill4Glory 2 месяца назад

      @@ceres_lang hate speech doesn't mean anything anymore. If I say a woman is an adult female human being, you troglodytes call it hate speech.

    • @Kill4Glory
      @Kill4Glory 2 месяца назад +2

      @ceres_lang hate speech doesn't mean anything anymore. If I say a woman is an adult female human being, you'd call it hate speech.

  • @fredericksaxton9782
    @fredericksaxton9782 6 месяцев назад +242

    My go-to argument for people like that is "replace everything you just said with race". Like, imagine calling others racists for kicking you out after you agreed with someone who was threateningly, unhingedly racist. I mean...what do they expect????? If you're racist, people don't want to play with you. Same for being anti-LGBTQ+.

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 6 месяцев назад

      Sadly, in today's world, that's not quite so effective. It's becoming popular to be openly racist again.

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 6 месяцев назад +83

      I like to replace the argument with being left or right handed. "You write with your left hand? I don't care what you do in your own home, but I don't want you pushing your left-handed agenda on my children."

    • @tennagon3822
      @tennagon3822 6 месяцев назад +42

      @@Here_is_Waldo That's beautiful. Mind if I borrow that?

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 6 месяцев назад

      If there was a race actively saying they wanted to convert your children to their race, or trying to convince kids they were the “wrong race” based on ridiculous stereotypes….

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 6 месяцев назад +26

      @@tennagon3822 Of course. I'm sure other people have made similar comparisons.

  • @LordSvzklx
    @LordSvzklx 6 месяцев назад +74

    Ah the old “If you exclude me for my -phobia of choice, then you’re the real bigots!” ploy. For people who think the Uno reverse card is the pinnacle of strategy

  • @phoeberia2734
    @phoeberia2734 6 месяцев назад +107

    Imma guess no one mentioned him being Christian but he sure as hell made it his whole identity to self victimize xD
    Its always "I don't condone harm" but will legit encourage other folks lmfao

    • @aquaticcatfey
      @aquaticcatfey 6 месяцев назад +24

      Going by the comments section of the post: yes, he did. He got ratio'd so hard that he deleted his account. Probably for the best; I hope he crawls back under his rock and never comes out again.

    • @MrFurro-uu7je
      @MrFurro-uu7je 3 месяца назад +4

      Theres no bigger hate than christian love

    • @orgixvi3
      @orgixvi3 2 месяца назад +6

      That guy's type of Christianity wants to be the victim so bad so they can deflect any and all criticism as bigotry. They want to be hateful without explaining themselves because their humanity would reject their views should it ever get scrutinized to any degree.

    • @captaincough2326
      @captaincough2326 2 месяца назад +3

      He basically said, "I agree with violence being done to you, but I can't be bothered to do it myself. You should thank me for that."

  • @ZoeBellCake
    @ZoeBellCake 6 месяцев назад +52

    Oh my God, who knew that Crispy Rat was a biblically accurate angel underneath all of that?

  • @Jean-Luc_Renard
    @Jean-Luc_Renard 6 месяцев назад +102

    Yeshua HaMashiach: "Love God and love your neighbor."
    Second OP: "But what if my neighbor is tra-"
    YHM: "Did I fucking stutter?"

  • @nonchip
    @nonchip 6 месяцев назад +23

    "i see people as people, not groups. THEY are all extremists" checks out, 11/10 would brain again :'D

  • @darwinjones2059
    @darwinjones2059 6 месяцев назад +96

    Babe wake up! New nightmares beyond my comprehension just dropped!

  • @kirbyonyoutube4160
    @kirbyonyoutube4160 6 месяцев назад +188

    Crispy: *Gets a new sprites*
    Me: Upgrades people upgrades!

    • @lukasbjornendermann9944
      @lukasbjornendermann9944 6 месяцев назад +4

      More a downgrade personally, liked the old ones more

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@lukasbjornendermann9944This version feels more detailed and varied, though I'll have to get used to centered view compared to being on the right side of the screen.

    • @Tytoalba777
      @Tytoalba777 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@ArcCaravan It's definitely more detailed, but honestly I think that's more a hinderance than a benefit. The old one was simple, clean, cute, and iconic.

    • @annatarsoly941
      @annatarsoly941 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Tytoalba777 I personally also like the newer one more, but to each their own I guess

  • @Kiwipai
    @Kiwipai 5 месяцев назад +5

    It's crazy how someone can set the bar at " I won't physically lunge at people" and get confused when it's not good enough.

  • @KathrynBurke713
    @KathrynBurke713 6 месяцев назад +29

    The guy justifying using the term for being a bigot to describe the group he got kicked out from, literally just called himself out. The irony! XD
    Also love the new look for your rat version of yourself. It's so cute and fluffy! (Well, maybe not the eldritch horror aspect, but hey, some might think it's adorable, lol) Also, if you ever get to the point of doing a plushie of that character, I would totally get one!

  • @alphons1456o
    @alphons1456o 6 месяцев назад +45

    Been a while since we had a story that made Crispy slowly go from normal to creep voice.

  • @keithulhu
    @keithulhu 6 месяцев назад +262

    You know what else is against that guy's religion?
    - Eating shellfish
    - Getting tattoos
    - Wearing mixed fabric clothing
    - Eating a cheeseburger
    - Eating pork
    - Trimming your beard
    - Cultivating more than one kind of plant in a patch of soil

    • @rootfish2671
      @rootfish2671 6 месяцев назад +68

      Doubtful he’s aware of any of those things, those types don’t study the Bible on their own, just use it an excuse for their hate.

    • @Kaspar_Ementaller
      @Kaspar_Ementaller 6 месяцев назад +28

      Many old testament laws where more about living and have many verses about doing day to day stuff, like clothing one was about not destroying cloths while washing them, because of diferent materials. Most important fact is that after his death Jesus lifted most of this laws, and made love the most important thing above all else. Still some of old laws have some use like fasting and prohibiting self harm while grieving which was stated in bible before tatoos. They are also understandable because in ancient times geting infected was a lot more likely and dangerous.

    • @untitled-gv3qp
      @untitled-gv3qp 6 месяцев назад +50

      ​@@rootfish2671 The fact that none of his Christian views came up in a game about high fantasy worldbuilding, murder, and characters who worship made up gods until the topic of sexuality and gender identity is a pretty big indicator that he was never too "christan" until it was convenient.

    • @keithulhu
      @keithulhu 6 месяцев назад

      @@Kaspar_Ementaller Jesus didn't abolish anything. Matthew 5: 17-19, "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven."
      So what is dangerous and infectious about being gay?

    • @MyAramil
      @MyAramil 5 месяцев назад +5

      Actually, for the beard part. you are and are not supposed to trim the beard.

  • @arashi86
    @arashi86 6 месяцев назад +48

    "I don't believe in the discrimination of anyone" while actively discriminating against people. You can't make this shit up.

  • @alarkhar
    @alarkhar 6 месяцев назад +149

    Christian here. Best friend is bi, her wife is lesbian. Good friend is gay. Got trans acquaintances.
    Therefore I think it's in my rights to tell Christianplayer "Pull the other one, it has bells on it."

    • @Shades14
      @Shades14 6 месяцев назад +17

      Actually doing the Lord's work!

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 6 месяцев назад

      I know a trans woman that's a preacher at her church! This nonsense about "Christians must hate Big Gay" is like Wile E. Coyote trying to block a falling boulder with a tiny umbrella, it's so hilariously not going to hide your obvious unfounded bigotry.

    • @etcetera1995
      @etcetera1995 6 месяцев назад +43

      I remember a particular bit of dialogue about God and gender stuff that lives in my brain: in summary, the person who wrote it proposed that trans people exist the same reason we can make bread or wine, so that people can share in the joy of creation and change.

    • @EllaMBV
      @EllaMBV 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@etcetera1995 That's beautiful:)

    • @SageTigerStar
      @SageTigerStar 5 месяцев назад

      At this point the number of Christians who are totally fine with LGBT stuff (as long as we don't try to force it down their throats) outweighs the amount of people who are so openly against it, and in my experience, it seems like the LGBT hatred comes from family/friends seeing it as wrong, not the actual religious teachings. I haven't been to a single church in the last 23 years that hasn't been okay with me being a Gay man. They never try to force any anti-LGBT views on me, they never try to "change" me, and they never threaten me. Just like nobody likes when religious folks try to force their views on others or in the games they play, people equally don't like having LGBT elements forced onto them or the games they play. I'd say that's fair. I say this as a Gay Man who understands that both sides have their issues and bad actors.

  • @jondawson7911
    @jondawson7911 6 месяцев назад +548

    That bigotted game store owner getting bought out by an actually inclusive organisation is peak hilarious irony 😂

    • @lukasbjornendermann9944
      @lukasbjornendermann9944 6 месяцев назад +4

      Inclusive? In your dreams, an actual inclusive Person could tolerate that

    • @blackjay4596
      @blackjay4596 6 месяцев назад +96

      I bet right now the previous owner is ranting about how the lgbt agenda took his store away 😂

    • @M_M_ODonnell
      @M_M_ODonnell 6 месяцев назад +131

      @@lukasbjornendermann9944 Ah, yes, "inclusive means including people who demand exclusion." Talk to a reactionary and it's like the paradox of tolerance hasn't been a topic of discussion for literally decades.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 6 месяцев назад +83

      ​@@lukasbjornendermann9944By that logic there's nothing wrong with not tolerating the intolerant who demand toleration of their intolerance.

    • @Stefisgarden
      @Stefisgarden 6 месяцев назад

      @@lukasbjornendermann9944 Paradox of tolerance. Look it up. Educate yourself.

  • @kwcphotography8749
    @kwcphotography8749 6 месяцев назад +23

    Well, at least he didn't summon the might of :"Florida Man". He makes even the worst willd magic table look tame by comparison.

  • @miaththered
    @miaththered 6 месяцев назад +48

    If I had a nickel for every TTRPG horror story I heard that included a bigot using religion as an excuse to be bigoted I would be incredibly wealthy and that makes me deeply sad. (edited for spelling)

    • @cinemachronic
      @cinemachronic 5 дней назад

      Unfortunately dnd appeals to all types, even bigots who just like to roleplay fascists

  • @jacksparrowismydaddy
    @jacksparrowismydaddy 6 месяцев назад +74

    Florida has crocs too. indigenous species but they are rarer so they are way more protected than alligators.

    • @Neganium
      @Neganium 6 месяцев назад +3

      oh yeah, American crocodile iirc. it's an endangered species, I think. apparently a lot more of the southeast used to be some form of wetlands than still exists today, so species that rely on them are far fewer in number, like the croc, and also a lot of species of carnivorous plants that seem to gravitate towards the southeast. there's even a native species of river cane that's both minimally documented due to scarcity, and the sole-habitat of a species of pitcher plant that only grows in like, two places in the entire world.
      I know this got away from me a bit but I've never not thought this information was cool ever since I first learned of it. the part of the country where I live used to be a radically different place than it is today, and you can still see the remnants of it if you look hard enough.

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 6 месяцев назад +1

      I was going to post the same thing. Though honestly, alligators are worse as far as my experience goes, haven’t heard of any crocs the size of a station wagon disrupting a military base’s capability to use runways or having to change vehicle parking to accommodate where it likes to spend time.

    • @jacksparrowismydaddy
      @jacksparrowismydaddy 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@nvfury13 they both get pretty big and scary. I'm inclined to avoid them both.

  • @demonheart13
    @demonheart13 6 месяцев назад +763

    "Im a Christian, so im not gonna use your pronouns. Ill tell you the truth and bring you back to reality"
    Dude this is a ROLE playing table top game. If you can respect Darkstar Shiteslayer in game more then you respect me IRL then you have major issues.

    • @ArbitraryOutcome
      @ArbitraryOutcome 6 месяцев назад +88

      I find it really funny that this anime villain ass speak ironically reminds me a lot of edgelord neo-atheist types that used to be more outspoken years ago.

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 6 месяцев назад +44

      @@ArbitraryOutcomeCoins and sides and all that I suppose.

    • @M_M_ODonnell
      @M_M_ODonnell 6 месяцев назад +56

      Also a very narrow (and willfully ignorant and/or cultural-imperialist) concept of "reality."

    • @davidtherwhanger6795
      @davidtherwhanger6795 6 месяцев назад +70

      A lot of Christians forget that Christ was all about love and compassion.

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 6 месяцев назад +87

      ​@@davidtherwhanger6795Nah, I believe they all know that. They just assume this compassion is reserved for "people like them".

  • @Hawkalon
    @Hawkalon 6 месяцев назад +23

    the guy complaining because the group dropped him for being transphobic is laughable. a DnD group is not an organization or a club, its just a group of people playing a game. they could kick you out simply because they dont want to play with you anymore! and thats preferrable because if he would have stayed, guaranteed the other players would be giving him the cold shoulder lol

  • @lukahcasshe6197
    @lukahcasshe6197 5 месяцев назад +9

    Definitely one of the most "No hate like Christian love" stories out there.

  • @Tzryylon5
    @Tzryylon5 6 месяцев назад +36

    There you go, now your avatar looks like SCP-049's fursona proper!
    Seriously though, it's a good change! The art form is very clean and aesthetic.

    • @wolfynerd14
      @wolfynerd14 6 месяцев назад +4

      It honestly gives me more inspo to draw or write lore for the little guy. He could make for some interesting oneshots.

  • @claudiamcfie1265
    @claudiamcfie1265 6 месяцев назад +521

    As a Christian, I sincerely apologize for the bigotry of other "Christians". It pains me as someone who is both Christian and an ally. You are loved, lovable, and acceptable as you are with your entire identity. Please know that bigots aren't representing the God I worship.

    • @davidtherwhanger6795
      @davidtherwhanger6795 6 месяцев назад +62

      Amen.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 6 месяцев назад

      Fortunately Christians have a place for bigots.

    • @Theokal3
      @Theokal3 6 месяцев назад +88

      Same for me. It disgust me that people in our Faith have that kind of reasoning. Christianism is supposed to be about loving thy neighboor, why do so little people get that?!

    • @boomfanfic-a-latta8996
      @boomfanfic-a-latta8996 6 месяцев назад +70

      LITERALLY I HATE BIGOTED CHRISTIANS LIKE THAT IT MAKES ME SICK THEY ARE NOT TRUE CHRISTIANS *WE ARE LITERALLY TOLD TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER*

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 6 месяцев назад +34

      Good thing there's already a place for them, if you know what I mean.

  • @sethazillax2553
    @sethazillax2553 6 месяцев назад +15

    I’m an extremely devout Christian. That poster needs some prayers AF. JESUS HIMSELF stated that the only two most important rules is love God and love your neighbor. Multiple times it states not to judge people. I fully believe if Jesus was alive today, he’d hang out at gay bars and have fun with people of all walks of life.
    Plus I am lgbtq myself, (not stating which because I have not come out yet due to horrid views of those around me) and my fiance is out as nonbinary.
    We are ALL created in Gods image. And God the father is not shown in any humanoid form, meaning that doesn’t mean physical image. We are created in his image by having sentience and complex emotions and thoughts.
    I really don’t see how anything trans goes against the Bible. It’s changing pronouns and sometimes getting surgery. If trans is wrong, then changing anything about how you look and present, changing aesthetic, styling your hair, getting piercings, tattoos, etc is also wrong. Which makes no sense.
    God is called He even though he definitely has no physical gender since he has no physical form. So who cares if we change our pronouns and body???
    TLDR: Christians have forgotten how to “love thy neighbor, don’t judge, and respect all of God’s children.”

  • @kcollier2192
    @kcollier2192 6 месяцев назад +14

    As for the last story- my best friends are from Kentucky and just celebrated their 34th wedding anniversary. I can assure you that I have been called 'hun' on just about a daily basis from her but she would NEVER think of leaving her husband (who is a great guy in his own right). Some times folks are just that desperate, unfortunately.

  • @dashroyer7249
    @dashroyer7249 6 месяцев назад +29

    As a practicing Christian that persons post was pretty childish and embarrassing. Definitely NOT a person who shows the love of Christ

  • @aosleosbus6737
    @aosleosbus6737 6 месяцев назад +8

    The idea of if you discriminate against discriminatory people then that’s just more discrimination and you’re no better than them makes me go ballistic. It’s the stupidest take ever.

  • @OnceUponAd20
    @OnceUponAd20 6 месяцев назад +8

    Story 2:
    I'm one of the GMs at the Radiant Realm. I'm straight, cis... all of the things that guy is (though I left the Christianity behind a few years back). Can confirm, dude's a complete box of tools.
    This guy's post has brought us up by over 20 people so far.
    He posted again today on a new account.
    I can't even.

  • @Loutron3030
    @Loutron3030 5 месяцев назад +3

    Oh god, the dude who wants credit for not doing hate crimes... What? I feel like you can chalk that up as a threat, like "nice place you got here, be a shame if something bad happened to it."

  • @ursulajoni15
    @ursulajoni15 6 месяцев назад +24

    the new model's tiny paws😍

  • @misterbitey2107
    @misterbitey2107 5 месяцев назад +10

    The existence of my trans friends, my own personal existence, is neither a political nor moral question. We exist, period.
    If our existence is, to you, a question to be debated, I wanted nothing to do with you. There might be something to get you to understand why calling a person's right to exist as they are into question is a serious problem, but I have neither the time nor the ability to find that something which is why I simply cut ties.
    Again, saying it nice and loud here:
    I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SOMEBODY BEING A CHRISTIAN OR WHATEVER.
    I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY EXISTENCE OR THE EXISTENCE OF MY FRIENDS BEING A QUESTION REQUIRING DISCUSSION TO FIND AN ANSWER TO.

    • @dusksentry5836
      @dusksentry5836 4 месяца назад +3

      fucking based. You dont have to justify your existence to anyone. And its absolutely bullshit that in this "oh so advanced civilised age", some people still need to fight for that "right".
      It shouldnt even be a right, rights imply its something society graciously gives you, it's just a thing that should be a given for all humans.

  • @Izanagi009
    @Izanagi009 6 месяцев назад +21

    New Rat look with a Riven face complete with D2 sound effect, nice

  • @FourBoxComix
    @FourBoxComix 5 месяцев назад +3

    10:50 you could say that the store transitioned :P I'm lucky in that my local community is very supportive of the LBGTQ+ community and makes me feel safe and at home with them.

  • @michaelmiller2418
    @michaelmiller2418 6 месяцев назад +10

    Pretty sure I had something similar happen with a local FLGS where the owner posted some hardcore alt-right stuff online and then was surprised when he lost nearly all his customers. The owner of the store I go to is fairly centrist but also doesn't talk about controversial stuff in the store, keeps it all family friendly and inviting, so I got to hear about this all second-hand from him. The other store owner even tried to sell his store to the guy I know, who just told him to take a flying leap (he didn't want to be caught dead holding the bag after the guy had tarnished THAT name).
    No idea what exactly was said, though I'm pretty sure the dude was literally allowing some grognards who happened to be not-seas to play openly in his store, then tried to defend them when they said or did something... weird shtuff all told.

  • @gimok2k5
    @gimok2k5 6 месяцев назад +6

    I was just thinking like a week ago: Crispy has been doing some revisions of the show in most areas, except his avatar. Wonder if he'll update that as well.
    And now he did. Neat.
    Especially as there were some minor inconsistencies that slightly bugged me with the old one, even if they were only nitpicks.

  • @ozpin8329
    @ozpin8329 6 месяцев назад +6

    No good has ever come from the question "I wonder what Chris-chan thinks of this..."

  • @rebeccacarr5154
    @rebeccacarr5154 6 месяцев назад +2

    I've really enjoyed seeing Crispy's personality blossom as the channel grows. I also love the Crispy rat's new look! I want to hug them and tell them what a good boi/eldritch being they are.

  • @justanidiotmk2749
    @justanidiotmk2749 6 месяцев назад +12

    Florida has both alligators and crocodiles, mainly due to the fact it has all kinds of every water because its just the sedimentary pond float of america.

  • @beetleb.1418
    @beetleb.1418 6 месяцев назад +7

    "What are you talking about???"
    You had me ROFL during the second story. Also, I, too, have the Curse of the Baby-Face. Haven't gotten carded regularly since my mid-thirties but a decade on, and age guesses for me still land on 28 to 30. But it's fine (said the bowler-hatted dog in the burning establishment). It's fiiiiine. When us baby-faced peeps are 85 ... we'll LOOK 65. Well-played, to us?
    That last story ... I took a shower an hour ago. I think I'll take another. Right now. With an industrial scrubber and the hot water set to "liquefy."
    I hope the actual FBI was listening in, for real. I've never before said that in my life but ... I hope they were. Yuck.

  • @SilverFoxR
    @SilverFoxR 6 месяцев назад +7

    ["Christian" Reditor] I don't believe in being a bigot!
    [Everyone] You mean like the game store owner you agreed with and defended?
    ["Christian" Reditor] Yeah! I-I mean... um... don't oppress me!
    And then there's the last story... hoo boy... anyone else thinking "the DM's poorly-disguised fetish" too? Being attracted to 'Kate', because of her young-sounding voice, making inappropriate "jokes" about OP's wife being a child compared to his Paladin and then the "art" and then the reaction to the "FBI! Open up!" response? Yyyyeah... that math is mathing into a legit "FBI! Open up!" moment in the not-too-distant future. >.

    • @Navek15
      @Navek15 6 месяцев назад +2

      This is what being addicted to loli content and messed up hentai does to a guy.

    • @rootfish2671
      @rootfish2671 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah big pedo red flags, if someone said that around I would freak the heck out and refuse to associate let alone game with them

  • @honestexistence
    @honestexistence 6 месяцев назад +3

    Omg new crispy is so cute and fluffy! Human crispy remains really cool, and fun to listen to, and funny. Watched your other vid and I'm hoping things are steadily balancing out.

  • @ravenesperanza
    @ravenesperanza 6 месяцев назад +9

    The little ear and tail poses! New rat is adorable.

  • @chelonianmobile
    @chelonianmobile 6 месяцев назад +7

    "Don't make it weird" YOU MADE IT WEIRD ALREADY

  • @TheEldritchKnight1317
    @TheEldritchKnight1317 5 месяцев назад +5

    Tolerance means to accept everything EXECPT Intolerance.

  • @Jodariel.
    @Jodariel. 5 месяцев назад +3

    That is simply put..THE BEST COMEBACK A STORE OWNER COULD DO.
    Buy their shitty place, make it what they hate and be even more popular. Lmao

  • @luce669
    @luce669 6 месяцев назад +4

    I love the new style for the mascot. Very adorable. I will say I really liked the cute big eyed pose that was used for the old sprite and miss it dearly

  • @syranaellaenarys5965
    @syranaellaenarys5965 6 месяцев назад +2

    Crispy, I absolutely love your take on the voice of a mean narrow-minded person

  • @TigerW0lf
    @TigerW0lf 6 месяцев назад +19

    THAT'S WHAT IS BEHIND YOUR MASK!? WHAT ARE YOU!?

    • @blackjay4596
      @blackjay4596 6 месяцев назад +5

      I mean, he does have multiple clones of himself running around soooooooooooo

    • @alderblanco2362
      @alderblanco2362 6 месяцев назад +4

      Just a cute lil rat, what you talking about?? 🥰

    • @Densoro
      @Densoro 6 месяцев назад +1

      "What are you _really?_ Why do I hear whispers in my head when I look at you? *WHY ARE YOUR EYES LIKE THAT?"*
      Surprisingly fitting Warframe quote xD

    • @thesewinggeekmiri9029
      @thesewinggeekmiri9029 5 месяцев назад

      a biblically accurate rat.

    • @HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle
      @HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle 5 месяцев назад

      WHAT IS BEHIND YOUR FACE?! HUH?! WHAT IS THERE?! TAKE IT OFF

  • @gvb4596
    @gvb4596 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Yours. Not mine."❤ I see what you did there Guardian.

  • @Jermbot15
    @Jermbot15 6 месяцев назад +18

    The bad advertisement for Christianity is well within his right to believe what he wants. And the people around him are within their right to not associate with him. Everyone's got there rights that they're all entitled too.
    Just stop whining when someone else uses their rights.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 6 месяцев назад +5

      Preach. You wanna say intolerance should be tolerated, you gotta accept not being tolerated yourself.

    • @twistedmind0560
      @twistedmind0560 6 месяцев назад +4

      Classic "rules ofr thee but not for me", they're type to cry about "freedom of speech" when people push back agaisnt their bigoted comments, when really everyone is both in thr right to voice their opinion amd speak agaisnt the opinions of others

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 6 месяцев назад +8

      Sorry, human rights trump religious rights. Being a bigot isn't protected by the law.

  • @itzbeelzebuddy
    @itzbeelzebuddy 6 месяцев назад +2

    yoo i wrote the co-dm story! i was hella taken aback. im glad it was included. thank ya crispy~!

  • @ToastKnight_
    @ToastKnight_ 6 месяцев назад +27

    Ah yes...biblically accurate Crispy

  • @crypticcryptid4702
    @crypticcryptid4702 6 месяцев назад +14

    Bro says "I'm not going to attack trans people, I don't believe in violence" like it's not less than the bare minimum

  • @mechaulfr9600
    @mechaulfr9600 5 месяцев назад +4

    "Ive never physically attacked someone I just want to deny your right to exist and support legislation and positions meant to encourage children to *insert awful self harm*. I just want the same respect as anyone else, only I also want to belittle people, call them liars, assert my religion as superior objective truth, and be allowed to be prejudiced against people I dont like while sticking up for people who are clearly a step away from a terror attack on innocent people. "- The idjit this video was titled after.

  • @fiascothe63rd
    @fiascothe63rd 5 месяцев назад +2

    I remember when Dark Tower closed. Only found out why a couple years later, and it hit me pretty hard as a trans woman who’d spent a lot of time in that space as a kid. Luckily, the folks at Aegis are a lovely bunch, and it’s practically the same business in the same building, just with better management.

  • @timbomb374
    @timbomb374 5 месяцев назад +2

    You can say whatever you like about people, but they aren't going to want to hang out and play games with you lol

  • @SamLabbato
    @SamLabbato 6 месяцев назад +1

    the best use of co-dm'ing I've seen/done is typically guest characters that play one or more npcs (works best if you have a voice actor / impressionist friend) or use them to bounce off of in cutscenes/npc-on-npc rp and combat when you have a bunch of moving parts. Typically you pass to or the co-dm just takes over when you need time to prep or aren't there. I've even seen some people who pass certain scenes entirely to the co-dm (I assume the co-dm just wrote those scenes/quests and/or are really attached to the character in said scene, so the dm let's em take it).

  • @snekbetch5674
    @snekbetch5674 6 месяцев назад +9

    AWW The new sprite is so cute!

  • @MLaak86
    @MLaak86 6 месяцев назад +5

    God I hate that hypocritical effort at reversal by bigots of "if you don't let me discriminate then you're the one discriminating!"

  • @shadiafifi54
    @shadiafifi54 6 месяцев назад +2

    Love how the wannabe Co-DM got shut down hard in the fourth one.

  • @amandasmith593
    @amandasmith593 2 месяца назад +1

    A good example of co-DMing is Tales from the Stinky Dragon. There's three co-DMs on that podcast and they all have very clearly defined roles. Gus interacts with the players, handling rolls and RP. Micah writes the over-arching narrative and occasionally helps with mechanics explanations and determining whether to bend the rules for a player for cool/funny reasons. Ben assists Micah with story writing and helps both other DMs provide hints to move the players in the right direction to solve puzzles/progress the story without giving the whole thing away.
    How well their setup would work outside of a real-play podcast, I can't say, but it certainly works well for the show.

  • @enitsu-142
    @enitsu-142 6 месяцев назад +9

    New rat looks so smug.
    I love it ❤

  • @oceanspace7671
    @oceanspace7671 6 месяцев назад +2

    The southern slang bit I feel SO HARD. Im not from the south BUT my mom and her parents were and so I grew up hearing and using that slang. The amount of times people though I was flirting by using "hun" as a term like "dude" got to the point that I trained myself to stop using slang like that. I even got rid of my second hand southern accent because of the weird comments. Then there were the people who got offended by it. I didn't think it was that big of a deal but it always caused a problem

  • @soren3569
    @soren3569 6 месяцев назад +2

    Okay, so, regarding the papoose: a married couple I knew played a duo in the old Living Greyhawk convention play campaign for D&D 3.x. The wife played a Half-Orc Fighter/Rogue, and her husband played a Gnome Bard whose Perform skill was basically "The Dozens"--artistic insults meant to distract and infuriate your opponent. And yes, the Gnome rode around in a backpack with holes cut in it for his arms and legs. It was hilarious, especially on those occasions when the half-orc calmly informed the Gnome that if he didn't shut his mouth and stop antagonizing some random NPC, she was going to tie up the backpack and drop him in the river.

  • @PenniDeadful
    @PenniDeadful 6 месяцев назад +3

    My home town comic store had similar issues. Before when I first started going there in high school, it was great and nuetral and not bigoted at all. And then the original guy who made it sold it years after I moved away. The people who took it over where super conservative and I couldnt go there anymore because they were assholes. Then they ran it into the ground and as far as I know now, there isnt one anymore. Which is sad and frustrating.

  • @iank472
    @iank472 6 месяцев назад +2

    Dear Gods Crispy you must keep on the mask! That much beauty cannot be left unveiled to the world!

  • @AkiTheRandomArtist
    @AkiTheRandomArtist 2 месяца назад

    I can't tell you how happy I get when I hear danger in the background! I feel bad for the people in the posts but they tend to be the best horror stories

  • @fimbles4211
    @fimbles4211 6 месяцев назад +37

    The queer Christian in me is bouncing off the walls

    • @miral6694
      @miral6694 6 месяцев назад +2

      Mhm.

    • @lotustea6806
      @lotustea6806 6 месяцев назад

      I scare all the bigots as a bisexual genderfluid christian

  • @Omegan01
    @Omegan01 6 месяцев назад +4

    New rat got that Fear & Hunger look

  • @ecos889
    @ecos889 5 месяцев назад +1

    You own that lipstick tangentially. Just SLAY! Also Florida man being a wild magic mage checks out. Everbody fears the Florida man!

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 6 месяцев назад +38

    Sorry but if someone is that extreme with their Christianity, why are they even playing D&D? Don't those people usually think it's satanic?

    • @vinnyoz4709
      @vinnyoz4709 6 месяцев назад +10

      Literally! Dude has such big fundie energy and yet he’s playing dnd? 😅

    • @RiveroftheWither
      @RiveroftheWither 6 месяцев назад +14

      Classic cherry picker, "I believe in the parts that support my bias and hate but the parts that don't suit my biases or desires are 'up for interpretation' or are from the wrong part of the Bible."

    • @KnightsRealm98
      @KnightsRealm98 6 месяцев назад +10

      It's the fundie paradox. They decry whatever goes against their personal idea of Christianity (which is often false), but pick things that also go against those views (again, incorrect. There's nothing in the Bible about TTRPGs, and anything concerning homosexuality is heavily debated by many Biblical scholars).

    • @davidsandrock7826
      @davidsandrock7826 6 месяцев назад +6

      Fundamentalism has gone off the rails. The movement started with a series of books called The Fundamentals, which outlined the ten? fundamentals of what it meant to be a Christian. Guess what things _weren’t_ on that list. Hint, most of the shit that so-called fundamentalists spout off about nowadays.

  • @psypuff5275
    @psypuff5275 4 месяца назад +1

    Fun fact: The Everglades is the only place in the world where crocodiles and alligators coexist. So Florida does indeed have both

  • @ravenartistofficial
    @ravenartistofficial 5 месяцев назад +1

    That “I summon forth… the MIGHT OF FLORIDAAAAAA!!!!” Took me out 💀

  • @Silburific
    @Silburific 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hearing you slowly turn into SAO Abbridged's Kirito during the bigot story had me cackling.

  • @roguemoth1843
    @roguemoth1843 6 месяцев назад +1

    LOVE the new crispy model!!! It looks so good and I love how stylized it is now! 🖤

  • @lucardocruz2058
    @lucardocruz2058 5 месяцев назад +1

    Im Really glad that all my friends are open minded , and even my straight friends are really kind and understanding... Im not transsexual , but i am homossexual and I really dont know how I would react if people attacked me for being gay (like , attack for real... some of my friends makes gay jokes and stuff , but they are only harmless jokes and i dont take it to heart). im just glad it havent happened yet.

  • @nysaea
    @nysaea 6 месяцев назад +1

    eyyyy new Crispy is here!!! Loved the old Crispy and love the new one too!

  • @hikkikoneet
    @hikkikoneet Месяц назад

    i co-dm with my boyfriend, and we mostly improvise our stories while still keeping relevant plot-points, our rpgs are mostly sandbox. i'm his "assistant master" since i let him play most of the characters since he's the one who comes up with the stories, but many of his stories involve my own hcaracters (he loves inserting my ocs into his campaigns) so i happily interpret them as npcs!

  • @hayleyparkinson7187
    @hayleyparkinson7187 6 месяцев назад +3

    Hey, people who have a good session 0... what do you DO? Every time I've tried one it's been super awkward and quickly devolved into an encyclopedia reading of random world building info that my adhd brain can NOT deal with. I wanna play in the world, explore it, not attend a lecture of Forgotten Realms history 101... all of the silly nonsense words just flow out of my brain as a DM does a not-so dramatic reading of the book (I'm the boring DM at my games too).
    What are you supposed to do that's taking a whole game session? Make characters? But then everyone's talking and you can't focus... besides, everyone probably already had their character concepts in place when you said which campaign you were running. The last time I didn't bring a characters to a session 0 (when the dm said he didn't want us to) I showed up with just a concept and felt super rushed picking feats and magic items..
    Everyone just talks about how helpful session 0 is and I legit can't figure out what people are actually *doing*

    • @Skimmer951
      @Skimmer951 6 месяцев назад +1

      one thing for example is to focus les son the game and more about the game. The premis eof the campaign should already have been given when pitching to the players. At session 0 you can talk about expectations, what do you like in a game and perhaos what you would like to see, like intruige, war stories, dungeon crawling, exploraiton, puzzles, investigations and more. Also what you dont like and potential fears and boundaries of stuff.
      If character concepts are starting ot be done session 0 is a good place to start weaving them together, do some party members share a backstory, did they trave together briefly before the campaign started. How do they know eachother etc etc. Leave the worldbuilding aspects more to actually in game than out of it.

  • @BigManDyrith
    @BigManDyrith 2 месяца назад

    Did not expect to see Thorn, and then Last Word's flavor text being quoted. A fellow D&D and Destiny enjoyer

  • @ArtturiNummelin
    @ArtturiNummelin 14 дней назад +1

    Everyone has the right to their opinions. Just like others have the right to not associate with you based on your opinions.

    • @bloodwraith4793
      @bloodwraith4793 3 дня назад

      Facts! It is absolutely his God given right to be homophobic. Just like it’s our God given right to make fun of him!

  • @unviolated
    @unviolated 6 месяцев назад +14

    "i won't use your pronouns!! i'll do what the bible says!!!!"
    the bible: "i am he"

  • @sagathestoryteller7920
    @sagathestoryteller7920 6 месяцев назад +1

    One of my games has Co DMs and it in part works because they're good friends who have a lot of respect for each other and all of us players (as well as we have a lot of respect for them) they also share DM duties like one of them focuses more on the roleplay scenes and one focuses more on combat (just an example). There's a lot of ways to make it work, but it comes down to mutual respect.

    • @manegirl93416
      @manegirl93416 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah, I'm currently co-DMing Tomb of Annihilation with a good friend of mine, and I'm trying to use it as a way to learn how to DM and occasionally help out, like running a monster or NPC for her (and taking over duties of a PC when they can't make it). The players can also come to me whenever they have questions about the game mechanics, as they're all pretty new to this.

  • @trainswithdragons
    @trainswithdragons 6 месяцев назад +1

    Was this the first time you had two Crispies on screen at once?! I can’t remember seeing that yet, you usually have the opposite facing Crispies conversing in a solo scene. If it is the first then awesome. I thought it was really well choreographed!

  • @sgxeska4466
    @sgxeska4466 26 дней назад

    The thorn sound effect had me almost choke on my water. I am crying laughing XD
    Also nice Thorn that looks amazing!

  • @SaphDegatzlXl
    @SaphDegatzlXl 5 месяцев назад

    LOVE the new look!
    Love the classic, but this one looks softer and your eyes are so pretty!

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 5 месяцев назад

    I looked at the screen when he mentioned the new game store, and basically got a mental flashbang when I saw it’s not too far from where I am.

  • @deathbykonami5487
    @deathbykonami5487 Месяц назад

    "Bro thinks he's Littlefinger when he's actually Joffrey". Excellent burn.