This Guy HATED Everything About Me
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- This guy hated my guts on Alcatraz.
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The intros are not stupid. I love them. There amusing and beautiful hey help stand out too I look forward to the funny jokes
No, they're definitely stupid. And that's **why** we love them.
Ah yes, the lunch tray gambit!
yellow with the master bot out strat.
good morning!
@47:25 - The moment I realized purple had no chance.
@48:23 - The moment I realized you went with the fun plan instead of just card blocking purple! - I really thought you were just going to farm the bot.
33:51
"we're merely a few hours away from winning. Oh yesss! I cannot wait"
hahaha
would've been so funny if you and purple swapped all territories and yellow comes back and is confused 😂
13:33 white has 2 crazy good rolls in a row. Super positive rolls.
That was 1 1/2 mins of pure comedy intro gold.
Vampire Chickisms
I'm pretty sure this guy is a Grandmaster -"You put everything on your capital, we target this guy, he might be a grandmaster" = 1
I love this = 0
Wait, this isnt chess - "Hes not so 'Badal' at ch... risk... I almost said chess man" = 1
It's for me = 0
Thumbs down 👎 Break alliance/ "We are angry 😠 and devil face 😈 "/ "We hit him with one of those, then we hit him with one of those 😈, then we hit him with one of those '69' so he really knows what's coming his way" / "Lets get angry 😠 Watch this!"/ "So we laugh 😂, cause thats how they know we're toxic" = 5
Johnny yoink-ya-cap = 0
Hydrations = 2
The BOAT = 0
Go Psycho/ "If I ever go to prison man, I'm going psycho"/ "Super psycho mode"= 7
The Sneaky snake shake and bake = 0
Get Toasted = 0
Blunders = 0
Love the positivity of the intro!
@49:43, it feels like puple could have hit the yellow stack, leave a few to card block yellow and still get about 600 troops back to the capital, which is enough to survive and then they get infinite cards from the bot and you're eventually card blocked.
Also, when you were continually trading with purple when yellow was on 1 card, I think you could have take a turn to trade with yellow so that purple would be forced to open your capital to get a card. That way, purple would not have been able to try to card block you as they did (and yellow remains on 2 cards so they cannot trade).
Haha you tried to be the most psycho but Red and Black took that title away quickly 😂
vampirechicken: _prison psycho_
It was a noob corner game all along. Genius!
Top tier Alcatraz game
Excellent win
I'm surprised white was a beginner, I did not expect them to give up their cap to stay alive a little longer. It didn't work out for them but they didn't really have any better options.
I'd be surprised if white was anything but a beginner. Everything they did just got them noticably closer to losing. They acted without much understanding of what's going to come next. Starting from capping between two players and fighting both. And ending with leaving the capital with little troops they hadn't wasted to continue being smooshed against two players, just without a capital.
The options they had were a direct result of their actions.
42:10 though it is likely botout strat, when I get stuck in a game where i can't do anything for over an hour, sometimes i just have to go to the toilet, or grab some food or whatever
just something that takes more than 2 of my turns... which i'll do if it likely doesn't matter for the game anyway
that's a crazy intro haha
Why didnt u just control the cards both players where getting by trading with yellow a couple times in between
I would've probably done that.
Buuuuut: I also lost several times because players then like to decide that they have to suicide into me..
Then you have 2x the chance of annoying a player enough to su- into you and cost you the game against the other.
I'm here for silly intros. Hypothetical prison psycho scenario? Into my veins.
honestly breaking yellow wasnt a great move
You were secretly the gatekeeper all along. No one goes in or out... or through you. Except bots.. because they won't drop the soap.
ALCA-TUESDAYYYYYYYYY
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Why didn't you alternate who you traded cards (when yellow allowed it) with therefore outproducing both opponents?
I think that yellow and purple would have teamed up against him
The noobery of these noobs from Nooberia in this game! 😂
prison coaching from the chick... I only say, don't drop the soap!
gm GM
Slightly concerned after that intro that playing Alcatraz may be warping your outlook. But your endgame technique is doing fine.
video starts at 1:17 for those of you who are wondering.
TGIT
Oh my absolute God. That has got to be the dumbest thing I've seen you do yet, and that is saying something. The fool actually reported someone in prison 🤦♂️. This is really gonna go nuts.
Don't drop the soap bro!
Wanted to like this video… but the number of likes was 69… and in prison, my guess is that it’s bad luck!!
early