Stellar Blade's ASS-ets BUTT-hurt critics.

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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    From Tomb Raider's Lara Croft, to Mass Effect's Miranda Lawson hateful people have been BUTT-hurt by these lovely women and their unique features.
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Комментарии • 596

  • @PuRe_AdDicT
    @PuRe_AdDicT 5 месяцев назад +168

    Men of culture, we meet again..

  • @prettyflyforafilipin
    @prettyflyforafilipin 5 месяцев назад +17

    Don’t forget the butt that predates them all: Cammy, from Street Fighter!

    • @mrbluebell2735
      @mrbluebell2735 5 месяцев назад +1

      That's peak Kylie Minogue right there.

  • @briana7515
    @briana7515 5 месяцев назад +6

    Although Mass Effect franchise ended a foul disgraceful Deux Ex Machina insulting miserable failure.
    *I DO remember Miranda quite fondly.*
    *In combat, she says, "Cover my ass!" and I LOVED IT*

    • @FlorisDVijfde
      @FlorisDVijfde 3 месяца назад

      Didn't notice! But pretty sure she said "overload" with an Australian accent, not "blow your load"...:-)

  • @edrosa3485
    @edrosa3485 5 месяцев назад +280

    "I want to talk about butts... female butts." - Chato
    me - "As a Puerto Rican straight male; I approve this topic...."

    • @jamesdosher2057
      @jamesdosher2057 5 месяцев назад +17

      "As a [blank] [blank] straight male; I approve of this topic (too) ..."

    • @hamanu666
      @hamanu666 5 месяцев назад +16

      As a male with a pulse and breathing, I approve this topic!

    • @brickgarden
      @brickgarden 5 месяцев назад +17

      As a straight white female, I also approve this topic.

    • @brentharrington9235
      @brentharrington9235 5 месяцев назад +3

      "I like sex, and money." - Frito

    • @s3.14dervision
      @s3.14dervision 5 месяцев назад +9

      As an American woman with a bubble, I also approve...😅

  • @ryanhoward8694
    @ryanhoward8694 5 месяцев назад +34

    DEI Compliant Companies: Well, if you don't like our game, don't buy it!
    Gamers: Okay, we won't.
    DEI Activists: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--
    Non-DEI Compliant Companies: *make good games with stuff gamers like*
    Gamers: *buy their games*
    DEI Activists: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

  • @davidjuby7392
    @davidjuby7392 5 месяцев назад +147

    I find it funny that when a beloved character is race and or gender swapped we are told " what does it matter? It is just a game/movie, it is just fantasy, it does not have to be real." So what is their issue with Stellar Blade? It is just a game, what does it matter?

    • @casualcausalityy
      @casualcausalityy 5 месяцев назад +1

      I'm just waiting for the r*ce-swapped "reimagining". I'll probably be waiting a while...

    • @ohwnosrepeht
      @ohwnosrepeht 5 месяцев назад +10

      It's not hypocrisy, it's power politics, they will say whatever gives them control to win

    • @davidjuby7392
      @davidjuby7392 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@ohwnosrepeht exactly, they do not care at all about games/movies all they care about is that you care about something and they ruin it

    • @madelinetracy3847
      @madelinetracy3847 5 месяцев назад

      @@davidjuby7392I will politely add to this amazing exchange, amen! Don’t rain on my (butt) parade or anything else that brings me joy! ❤

    • @pehclark7256
      @pehclark7256 5 месяцев назад

      Nah, it’s Marxist control. Trudeau used this type of control before latest eg is Greg the parliament speaker.
      Communist call it narrative control. For their stupid socialist struggle sessions.

  • @Wichitan
    @Wichitan 5 месяцев назад +31

    Hey Paul! Just noticed you were in the video, too...!

  • @Yrthwrym
    @Yrthwrym 5 месяцев назад +131

    I bought Stellar Blade to send a message. I'm sneered at for being "stale, male, and pale" by DEI puritans, and then vilified for choosing to avoid their content. Make a game that dares to appeal to me, I'll support you. If your game insults stale/male/pale, I'm not spending a penny. The Sweet Baby Inc. blow-up demonstrates that these lunatics think they deserve my money for attacking me, and they don't.

    • @Dain_Bramage702
      @Dain_Bramage702 5 месяцев назад +5

      Same, and I'm a PC gamer. Dont even own a PS lol.

    • @thor3279
      @thor3279 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Dain_Bramage702 awesome, was going to say the same thing!

    • @gametime2473
      @gametime2473 5 месяцев назад +1

      Didn't Sony remove the sexy outfits from Stellar Blade recently? They said they always intended to do that. They got your money though

    • @Dain_Bramage702
      @Dain_Bramage702 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@gametime2473 Yes, but that was after I had already bought the physical copy to support the Developer. I can still choose to return it if sony's censorship becomes a real issue to me personally.

    • @originaldarkwater
      @originaldarkwater 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@gametime2473 They didn't REMOVE them as such. They are still there, but they've been censored to be slightly less sexy (and the gore slightly less gory), most likely at Sony's behest. Worth pushing back on, for false advertising and just the general principle of censorship, but it doesn't invalidate most of the good about the game. I'm hoping outfits and gore will be restored in all their glory for the PC release, since I don't own a PS5, anyway.

  • @bhushanharripersad5716
    @bhushanharripersad5716 5 месяцев назад +167

    Remember Anita Sarkesian was a consultant for Mass Effect Andromeda, it was a bragging point.

    • @kipo1456
      @kipo1456 5 месяцев назад +6

      Anita who?

    • @chris9206
      @chris9206 5 месяцев назад

      That's a red-herring even though she's a shitty person. Most of the people complained because of ME3 and the Bethesda animations even though those animations got fixedva month or 2 after launch. Some were always going to bitch just because of ME3 and that was pretty petty overall. It is what it is as Andromeda was a new character in a new galaxy with a fresh Rookie team shoehorned into doing a next gen game with a next gen game engine that was in house with EA not Bioware.

    • @davfree9732
      @davfree9732 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@kipo1456Some has been who tried to be a modern Mary Whitehouse…. But without the Christian values.

    • @kuality1416
      @kuality1416 5 месяцев назад +2

      lol there was a rumor that the main character looked different from the motion capture model because someone wanted the main character to look like Anita.

    • @fattiger6957
      @fattiger6957 5 месяцев назад

      @@davfree9732 Whatever time period it is and whatever agenda is backing it up, moral authoritarians always use the same tactics. Current far left authoritarians are no different from far right authoritarians from the 70s and 80s. Just replace satanic panic with DEI and feminism.

  • @JohnLumagui
    @JohnLumagui 5 месяцев назад +32

    "I'm Paul Chato, Professor of Badonkadonk. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk!"

  • @theaverlin
    @theaverlin 5 месяцев назад +14

    I play games for a little escapism to take me away from the daily grind, where peace and happiness can be as fleeting as a wokester exhibiting a conscience. When a game's creators decide that pushing a socio-political point of view is more important to them than my enjoyment of their game, when they forget that they're supposed to be selling a product, rather than preaching to a captive audience, like some kind of rabid, frothing missionary, they don't get my dollars. I have other things I could be spending them on. That captive audience they were counting on won't include this person.

  • @franktorres7963
    @franktorres7963 5 месяцев назад +15

    Thank you for discussing this topic. Stellar Blade has become more than just a game, it’s a light of hope that has united us in a fight against this crazy cult ruining the vision of game developers and their gamers.

  • @LimitedCheetah
    @LimitedCheetah 5 месяцев назад +32

    They complain about a quality product and it goes from big to massive.
    They complain about us complaining about terrible products, then they don't buy it either and it flops, then they blame us.

  • @ATAndreiThomas
    @ATAndreiThomas 5 месяцев назад +27

    I really despise woke journalists and woke activists with a passion, always ruining everything we love, The only thing that pisses me off about Sony is how hypocritical they can be with their censorship bullshit, they censored out the hard r in stellar blade because of that woke journo bullshiter but yet they leave the last of us part 2 sex scene uncensored. Disgusting
    I've managed to fixed the problem last night, I just uninstall my physical copy of Stellar Blade and reinstall it again without turning on the Internet on my PS5 and now I finally got the HARD R Uncensored version it worked like a charm.

  • @md_vandenberg
    @md_vandenberg 5 месяцев назад +56

    There's a reaction video of several young women watching the open cutscene of Stellar Blade. They were all in love with Eve's design. One woman immediately announced she wants to cosplay as Eve.
    Everyone likes beautiful women. _Everyone._

    • @hippo319
      @hippo319 4 месяца назад +3

      Almost everyone...

    • @RKDriver
      @RKDriver 4 месяца назад +4

      Not the fuglies who are always threatened by anyone who looks like Eve.

    • @goodhunter1878
      @goodhunter1878 4 месяца назад

      link pretty please?

  • @thatwasprettyneat
    @thatwasprettyneat 5 месяцев назад +24

    Asked why the team settled on Jae-eun as the game’s model, Kim elaborated: “Of course it depends on how you define beautiful bodies, but for us we wanted to come up with the most attractive looking body for the user, so this is why we made the decision to work with her.”

    • @Jadty
      @Jadty 4 месяца назад +2

      Absolutely BASED.

  • @josephfisher426
    @josephfisher426 5 месяцев назад +12

    And weirdly, this is in the same universe where people are paying actual money for butt implants.

  • @bhushanharripersad5716
    @bhushanharripersad5716 5 месяцев назад +169

    If you keep on making content like this you will receive a wellness check from the Canadian military I'm just saying, be careful.

    • @casualcausalityy
      @casualcausalityy 5 месяцев назад

      They'll probably bring along feminine hygiene products just to be safe, we must accommodate all "men" after all...

    • @casualcausalityy
      @casualcausalityy 5 месяцев назад

      They'll probably bring along feminine hyg*ene products just to be safe, we must accommodate all "men" after all...

    • @casualcausalityy
      @casualcausalityy 5 месяцев назад

      They'll probably bring along fem*nine hyg*ene products just to be safe, we must accommodate all "men" after all...

    • @casualcausalityy
      @casualcausalityy 5 месяцев назад

      They'll probably bring along fem*nine hyg*ene products just to be safe, we MUST accommodate all "men" after all...

    • @casualcausalityy
      @casualcausalityy 5 месяцев назад

      They'll probably bring along fem*nine hyg*ene products just to be safe, we MUST accommodate all "m*n" after all...
      Sorry for the asterisks', YT is absurd

  • @douglashaussler4238
    @douglashaussler4238 5 месяцев назад +19

    It's ironic that the same people railing over a video game will vehemently defend 0F girls for their right to express themselves if they choose.

    • @Jadty
      @Jadty 4 месяца назад

      It’s because sexy video game girls don’t pay taxes.

  • @svenhaheim
    @svenhaheim 5 месяцев назад +31

    Tali, Tali had the best of the butts :)

    • @oldmangimp2468
      @oldmangimp2468 5 месяцев назад +10

      If you listen to Joker, it was her hips more than her butt. I tend to agree, as Tali was the Mass Effect Shakira...
      ... hips don't lie.

    • @chris9206
      @chris9206 5 месяцев назад

      She did have a fine ass even though I went with Liara. Samara had the best in the trilogy.

    • @jacoporegini8841
      @jacoporegini8841 5 месяцев назад +3

      Kila asselai

    • @themantleofgod4722
      @themantleofgod4722 4 месяца назад

      Miranda Lawson would like to have a word.

    • @killmonger5097
      @killmonger5097 4 месяца назад

      Not when she goes to the bathroom in her suit

  • @jarchack
    @jarchack 5 месяцев назад +33

    Long before video games came along, there were sci-fi/fantasy book covers by artists like Boris Vallejo that would never get used today but they kept me going back to the bookstore for more Conan and John Carter books.

    • @chrisash7948
      @chrisash7948 5 месяцев назад

      The hypocrisy of "Male gaze" loses all meaning when you look at the cover of any romance novel written in the last forty years.

    • @fattiger6957
      @fattiger6957 5 месяцев назад +5

      Pulp era books had the best covers.

    • @imnotatroll6301
      @imnotatroll6301 5 месяцев назад +3

      Yes, butt even then the moral bussy bodies used to send letters to the publishers bitching about the shameless portaying of women in the covers, butt, back in the day, they have no power and their lettes were included in the letter section and mocked up.... I'm not that old, but in the 80's and 90's it was like that, Huu! I miss Luis Royo covers for Heavy Metal.

    • @jarchack
      @jarchack 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@imnotatroll6301 I was reading that stuff back in the 70s and hardly anybody was thinking about the objectified women on the cover of fantasy novels. My mom was a well-educated, "liberated" woman and a sci-fi fan and had read her share of fantasy books with racy covers and never batted an eye.

    • @imnotatroll6301
      @imnotatroll6301 5 месяцев назад

      @@jarchack I´m not that old, but I can testify that it was done in the late 80's and 90's, but moral bussy bodies have complained about inmorarlity in comics since always, yes it wasn't a mainstream thing, there wasn't social media back then, only some scattered loonies, but I bet, that if twiter would have existed back then they would become as numerous loud as they are now, boonkerity is a contagious illines

  • @nalublackwater9729
    @nalublackwater9729 5 месяцев назад +22

    To be fair, I love playing Final Fantasy because it's full of pretty men, among other things. Let people be happy, please!!

    • @ohnosmoarlulcatz
      @ohnosmoarlulcatz 5 месяцев назад +2

      People often forget how much FF15 appealed to women as well.

    • @nalublackwater9729
      @nalublackwater9729 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@ohnosmoarlulcatz Oh yeah, and what about the Kingsglaive movie? EVERYONE was a hottie.
      And let's not forget FF7. Sephiroth, Cloud, Zack, Vincent... since 1997 😂

    • @steprockmedia
      @steprockmedia 5 месяцев назад +1

      Seriously. If you don't like it, don't buy it!
      I, for one, have no intention of buying Stellar Blade (or any other recent game) but I believe in your freedom to purchase or not.

    • @nalublackwater9729
      @nalublackwater9729 5 месяцев назад

      @@steprockmedia Well said!

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 5 месяцев назад

      I simply can’t play FF because there’s too many pretty things in it. Some nice music, though.
      (My 24 y-o son is a FF player. I tried the game but it wasn’t for me. I’ll stick to running tanks in WoW.)

  • @SilviaGarlits292
    @SilviaGarlits292 5 месяцев назад +24

    I just want to hug everyone involved in the creation of this masterpiece!🤗

  • @greg_mid_tn3150
    @greg_mid_tn3150 5 месяцев назад +23

    Started the video and my eyes immediately went left. Didn't even know you were there!

  • @tyrannozilla
    @tyrannozilla 5 месяцев назад +111

    Screw the crybaby SJWs. Eve looks fine. Just because a female protagonist looks sexy, that doesn't mean they're weak and stupid. If you want to have variety when it comes to video game characters, fine, but don't make it that every game has to be what you think. Let everyone enjoy what they like. That doesn't make them evil, women-hating men.

    • @angryhermit4291
      @angryhermit4291 5 месяцев назад +4

      What is it that they always tell us, if you don't like it don't buy it? This completely applies to them.

    • @dbsommers1
      @dbsommers1 5 месяцев назад

      SJWs run the show. They infiltrated while people stood by and did nothing. Now we pay the price.

    • @angryhermit4291
      @angryhermit4291 5 месяцев назад

      @@simonbrehm358 that's bc the vast majority of fans who like it are guys.

    • @angryhermit4291
      @angryhermit4291 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@simonbrehm358 I was referring to having a sexy female on the screen in video games being for guys. Not particularly the blue oyster thing.

    • @madelinetracy3847
      @madelinetracy3847 5 месяцев назад

      Thank you! 👏 👏 👏 frankly, I no longer give a crap what floats your personal boat, but some folks enjoy a good butt. Perhaps Eve is actually *gasp* a genuinely strong, female character and not just some dumb bimbo who shoots stuff and acts like a guy. Guess what a “feminist’s” weakness is? A strong woman with a fine ass!

  • @mister_veee7143
    @mister_veee7143 5 месяцев назад +13

    Chloe Frazier from Uncharted has a pretty memorable rear end

    • @PDAnimation
      @PDAnimation 4 месяца назад

      "Admit it. You're going to miss this ass."

  • @steprockmedia
    @steprockmedia 5 месяцев назад +29

    Overwatch's Tracer. VERY controversial butt.

    • @antoncaligari1818
      @antoncaligari1818 5 месяцев назад

      Until they made her a lesbian, then it's ok. :)

    • @Jadty
      @Jadty 4 месяца назад

      Things that no longer exist:

    • @Shirley_Serious
      @Shirley_Serious 4 месяца назад

      I remember a pose of hers being stupidly controversial, and being stupidly "fixed", but I don't remember her rump itself being controversial.

  • @haroldwood1394
    @haroldwood1394 5 месяцев назад +10

    'The butt that social justice puritans want to die on.' Why should they have all the fun? Can I pretend to be a social justice puritan about to die as well?

  • @stevenschultz9637
    @stevenschultz9637 5 месяцев назад +81

    There's an alarming amount of overlap between the people that don't want attractive women in games, and the people trying to show porn in gradeschools.

    • @madelinetracy3847
      @madelinetracy3847 5 месяцев назад +3

      That is extremely disturbing and extremely true! Is it hysteria or just being insane AND stupid at the same time? I want research on this special level of weirdness so we can prevent it later on!

    • @bookman7409
      @bookman7409 5 месяцев назад

      Show porn in gradeschools? News to me. No matter, public schools are borked anyway, but I believe you're mixing up far-Left factions. The better overlap's with the Dworkinistas, who want to keep anyone from seeing porn, but the number of anti-sex activists on the Left does keep growing.
      Remember that the political factions are not monocultures on either side, so you literally have the anti-sex factions of the far Left *and* Right working on such censorship. Censoring schoolbooks and libraries is a different matter, and I have yet to hear about any widespread efforts toward putting pornographic pictures in there. Taking books out includes sanitizing Roald Dahl's books, and marginalizing Dr Seuss, as well. With the "porn" also goes the books DEIers hate, so you can't support one without supporting the other.
      Censorship is an authoritarian tool, not a tool of freedom. Beware what you ask for...

    • @poutineausyropderable7108
      @poutineausyropderable7108 4 месяца назад +2

      What do you mean showing porn?
      Are you talking about sex ed, or the weird Queer Story time shit?

    • @ulibarriL
      @ulibarriL 4 месяца назад

      @@poutineausyropderable7108 Put things into context. No, kids in school are not given laptops and told to log into pornhub, but there is an active effort to sexualize children in public schools. The public school system is littered with perverts and predators, and parents are just sending their kids off to the wolves. Queer story time is just one of many active efforts. Even surface level research will grant you access to information about female teachers getting into trouble for having sex with their underage students. What's wrong with you?

    • @SoloRenegade
      @SoloRenegade 4 месяца назад +1

      right!?

  • @kelvaris1
    @kelvaris1 5 месяцев назад +57

    This used to be so common, that when I was asked why I would play girl characters, my reply was, "Because I don't want to stare at a guy's butt all game long." They spend time on DEI because they get money from Nazi's to do it.

    • @steprockmedia
      @steprockmedia 5 месяцев назад +5

      It's so freaking obvious and so VERY baked in to our psyche, yet they want us to feel bad and apologize???
      Should I also apologize for breathing?

    • @imnotatroll6301
      @imnotatroll6301 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@steprockmedia Only if you do it very loudly....but, is current year, so yes, please apologize and for whaterver you were thinking too, I´m sure it was some kind of dirty, hateful, misogynistic, sexist thought and that is a crime or something this current crazy days.

    • @gideondejongh838
      @gideondejongh838 5 месяцев назад +4

      I still play female characters in every MMO and RPG.

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 5 месяцев назад +3

      As a female gamer (game-atrix?) I don’t mind driving a male character 3rd-person through storyline, quests and events, providing the “rear view” is fine. Am I bothered if male gamers like a nice “rear view”, too? Of course not.
      So far, I believe, no one has reeeeee’d over my female gaze - funny that.

    • @sentryogmixmaster
      @sentryogmixmaster 5 месяцев назад +1

      the real reason you dress up as a girl when you play games is because you can finally express who you really are.

  • @shanesutton336
    @shanesutton336 5 месяцев назад +76

    Miranda from Mass Effect might win for best ass.

    • @chris9206
      @chris9206 5 месяцев назад +2

      Not even close compared to Tali and Samara

    • @leonardodavinci7425
      @leonardodavinci7425 5 месяцев назад

      Femshep has a lovely arse as well

    • @sabatheus
      @sabatheus 5 месяцев назад +2

      Legendary, for sure.

    • @Fleshbag453
      @Fleshbag453 5 месяцев назад +2

      I personally prefer Tali but I just like Tali most all around

    • @josepablolunasanchez1283
      @josepablolunasanchez1283 5 месяцев назад +1

      I have that action figure.

  • @metall7331
    @metall7331 5 месяцев назад +4

    I gotta say, I was surprised at how well-versed you are in video games
    Tomb Raider sure, but I did not expect the Mass Effect reference. Good times.

  • @dantespicysausage9615
    @dantespicysausage9615 5 месяцев назад +12

    Everyone please sign Grummz's petition, thank you for your time

  • @BucktheWonderDog
    @BucktheWonderDog 5 месяцев назад +11

    Nothing beats Samus, front or back. 😀

  • @nintendad1166
    @nintendad1166 5 месяцев назад +5

    Midway through my second play-through of Cyberpunk, I noticed Panam and Judy have important character dialogue.

  • @oldmangimp2468
    @oldmangimp2468 5 месяцев назад +7

    This isn't about butts, but just hear me out.
    .
    Take hard fightin', harder drinkin' Cass (Rose of Sharon Cassidy - Fallout: New Vegas), and perform the inventory exploit to get her out of her cowboy hat. Then, give her Vera's Dress from the Dead Money DLC. You end up with a good looking woman wearing a long, elegant evening dress that has a slit all the way up to the hip.
    .
    ... and she can still do good work with her shotgun. What's not to love?

  • @patrickshannon4854
    @patrickshannon4854 5 месяцев назад +2

    Apparently, people whose only joys are, demeaning people they feel superior to (everybody), or adopting a new victim identity to mount on their self-adulating HERO wall like a hunting trophy, can't wrap their heads around the concept of just being silly, because it makes you feel happy & joyous. The prepubescent lefties I went to school with met the world with a frown & a perspective that was:
    On-the-Outside-Looking-In. It is THEIR pain that WE have to endure. Hey! Happy pills for everybody!

  • @psychelocks9298
    @psychelocks9298 5 месяцев назад +2

    I'm a woman and a gamer, I love seeing both attractive men AND women in video games (perhaps women more so than men, even, since generally speaking girls are prettier than boys). Instead of banning things in fiction, we should make sure to teach people the difference between fiction and reality and not to mix the two up, since people seem to be having trouble with that.

  • @KAZVorpal
    @KAZVorpal 5 месяцев назад +5

    Chun Li, SF2.

  • @reineldobellon6121
    @reineldobellon6121 5 месяцев назад +3

    Miranda was robbed in the Mass Effect 2 remake. I can tell you that next will be the remake of Lollipop Chainsaw
    Also, funny how many times you managed to say 'but'

  • @markheaney
    @markheaney 5 месяцев назад +13

    This reminds me of the uproar over Disney's animated Tarzan character (1999), who wore too small a loin cloth. Disney responded that it was an animation, so nothing obscene could accidentally be seen. At the time it made me smile.

    • @josephfisher426
      @josephfisher426 5 месяцев назад +1

      I don't recall that, that's extremely stupid...

    • @613harbinger316
      @613harbinger316 5 месяцев назад +1

      Of course, wasn't that the era in which animators would insert certain jokes/images into the films or covers? There might be a little legitimacy in that worry.

    • @casualcausalityy
      @casualcausalityy 5 месяцев назад +1

      I'm just waiting for the race-swapped "reimagining". I'll probably be waiting a while...

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@613harbinger316 yeah, the animators slipped some stuff in multiple Disney movies in the '80s and '90s.

  • @AL-ws5yi
    @AL-ws5yi 5 месяцев назад +8

    Now I have Sir Mix Alot’s rap stuck in my head. Thanks.

  • @carminedesanto6746
    @carminedesanto6746 5 месяцев назад +5

    Dat Assssssss😵‍💫

  • @MrKrzys01
    @MrKrzys01 5 месяцев назад +2

    I'm sorry, Paul, you were saying something?

  • @apollolux
    @apollolux 5 месяцев назад +3

    0:38 - Not official Samus art, but appreciated nonetheless. ;)

  • @thatpatrickguy3446
    @thatpatrickguy3446 5 месяцев назад +3

    Great video Chato, as usual!
    This entire topic of the puritanical DEI BS just astounds me. We've gone from "No Slut Shaming" to "Cover yourself up"? It is absurd and represents the insanity of the screeching fascists and their clapping seals. I don't play these games (damage to my hands means I no longer have the quick twitch reactions nor the thumbstick control required for them" but I enjoy watching vids of the gameplay and cutscenes and playing vicariously through others, though it annoys me when they ignore my shouted instructions to go look at that over there or to watch out for movement in the periphery of their character's vision. 😛
    In the end people don't really have any desire to see themselves in games, with the possible exception of the early Wii Sport games where we could pretend that, in spite of our sedentary lives, we actually could rush across a tennis court to give an excellent backhand return along the net to stymie our opponent. We want to see heroic types doing heroic things with their heroic physiques. No one believes that an animated version of a half crippled couch potato like me could scale a cliff. I have enough trouble scaling stairs WITH handrails. Just let people see the things they want to see. Even if it is a shapely butt.

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 5 месяцев назад

      IMO, this is the result of the boy-positivity crowd.
      They are *still* against shaming... and oppose having to cover up... UNLESS it's an attractive model.
      It's only the pretty ones that they want in burkhas and hijabs.

  • @TheNuclearGeek
    @TheNuclearGeek 5 месяцев назад +5

    Chato, as an ex-exec yourself, can you explain how these executives have become so disconnected from their customers?
    I know you have covered numerous aspects of it all, but it all just has gotten so ridiculous it seems inconceivable to me that they never think "perhaps we should look at things differently" so to speak.
    As some one old enough to have remembered the KKK marching down the streets, this delusion our countries have somehow gotten WORSE on racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. and needs radical change honestly makes me angry. So, watching our escapist media being destroyed and watching the companies that make them destroy themselves is getting harder and harder to watch. Is it perhaps they aren't as disconnected as I think but they are forced to try to strike some impossible balance between the Blackrocks that fund them, the activists that work for them and the customers and inevitably failing? Is it that the mentality of those in LA, Montreal, etc. is just that delusional? Is it all social media's fault (with an added booster from Covid 😉) for the amplification of echo chambers that have created impenetrable barriers that no longer allow reality to ever enter?
    I know it's probably at least partially all those and more, but I guess what I'm really saying is none of us know what an executives life is really like. I know you like to cover the thought process for what greenlighting something would have been, but I just don't understand how they could be actively making decisions that we can all see will lead to failure, but they can't somehow. How could they get to that state? Besides letting them run themselves into the ground, is there any way out of it?
    Thanks if you read this. I just needed to get that out and hope someone that really knows can put themselves in the current boss's shoes and make this make some kind of sense.
    P.S. Man I really miss the Hackintosh days when things just weren't so screwed up and we could enjoy things like that AND have escapist media to get a break from it all. Now we can't buy video cards and "Velma" got a season 2.

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 5 месяцев назад

      Some of what you are seeing is the result of the MSM picking a side back in the 70's... instead of trying to remain neutral.
      As a result, a lot of their former readers (viewers, etc) LEFT... never to return.
      So, today, they both create and reinforce a single set of narratives, largely in order to please/APPEASE their remaining hard-left customers.
      The "echo chamber" actually predates social media, and even the internet... and it is also what created the opposing "echo chamber" on the right.

    • @RaifSeverence
      @RaifSeverence 5 месяцев назад +1

      How they became so disconnected is a simple yet complicated answer.
      Corporatization. Most devs started off doing it for the love of the craft.
      Then they got bigger and bigger.
      Then caught the eye of large multinational corporations and were bought.
      Then in comes corporate work culture and out goes creating games for the sheer love of it.
      Hence why indie and smaller dev studios are looking better and better

  • @Noxfumes66
    @Noxfumes66 5 месяцев назад +1

    Finally…. Some sanity……. Who doesn’t love butts!?…. What’s wrong about celebrating it?

  • @gcrosheffielduk
    @gcrosheffielduk 5 месяцев назад +5

    Puritans is exactly the right description for these people. Great video 👍👍👍

    • @dpastor6631
      @dpastor6631 5 месяцев назад +1

      Quite the opposite of Puritans, these woke people had God and hate beauty. The Puritans didn't hate beauty or God.

  • @hyperguyver2
    @hyperguyver2 5 месяцев назад +1

    This video was ass. I'm kidding I couldn't stop laughing at how the SJWs are the butt of the joke

  • @killer3000ad
    @killer3000ad 4 месяца назад +2

    Fun fact about Mass Effect and Miranda's butt shots. A modder made a mod that removed the butt shots when ME2 first came out. When the anniversary edition removed it, the same modder released an update that restored them.

  • @KAZVorpal
    @KAZVorpal 5 месяцев назад +1

    The other day, I kept trying to write a positive comment about the food glands of the dumb thing you were mocking.
    It kept getting deleted, though it definitely did not even stretch the EULA rules.
    I imagine you will probably get twice as many comments in response to this video as we will actually be allowed to see, thanks to YuckTub.

  • @grokeffer6226
    @grokeffer6226 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm old, so I think Vampirella had the nicest butt. 🦇❤ I don't think she has a video game, though. 🤷‍♂

  • @MasterChron
    @MasterChron 5 месяцев назад +1

    I would argue it WAS the reason Andromeda tanked. Why, how else might one incentivize a male workforce to create their best work than to start with a great butt? Miranda's ass carried the franchise, fight me.

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision 5 месяцев назад +1

    Who cares what the SJW's cry about? I have a huge gurl-crush on Eve!! Am I the only one?❤🌹

  • @sushioishii8950
    @sushioishii8950 5 месяцев назад +1

    You reminded me they censored Miranda's dang....the nightmare has returned.

  • @seanbaugh3239
    @seanbaugh3239 5 месяцев назад +1

    *Chato, C'mon Bro...* 🤨
    All this talk about butts has got me pooped. 😏.... 😳
    *"NUFF SAID"™*

  • @carlosalfredolopezr.1709
    @carlosalfredolopezr.1709 5 месяцев назад +3

    But.. but .. but... or was it Butt... butt.... butt? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @antoncaligari1818
    @antoncaligari1818 5 месяцев назад +2

    To quote a wise man -
    'Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?' :)

  • @DarkMegaPlague
    @DarkMegaPlague 5 месяцев назад +3

    Didnt Blizzard totally degrade or obliterate Widowmakers in Overwatch BUTT because it was considered to big for some incredible sensitive idio,,,,,individuals.

  • @alexinfinite7142
    @alexinfinite7142 5 месяцев назад +2

    Well someone had to get to the BOTTOM of this...
    I will leave now

  • @markmunroe-hz8rf
    @markmunroe-hz8rf 5 месяцев назад +2

    Stellar Blade is a sharp knife to cuts deep in the hearts and insanity of the woke.
    Nice job guys.

  • @apollion888
    @apollion888 5 месяцев назад +3

    Several hours in and your "thumbs up" ratio is about a third of viewers
    Damn, that is high praise
    I concur

  • @GiggaVega
    @GiggaVega 5 месяцев назад +3

    As a Montrealer, I call this
    "The Montrealization Of Video Games Industry"

  • @arioch2112
    @arioch2112 5 месяцев назад +2

    I have to say that I'm very surprised we've not had a bunch of gay gaslighting with the number of hunky, scantily clad buff warriors like Conan or Kratos to say males are closet homosexuals with how well games sold. Great clip, Paul, consider the topic skewered, sir!

  • @Off-Brand_Devin
    @Off-Brand_Devin 5 месяцев назад +1

    As an ugly person, I'd like to say I don't need to see myself represented in media.

  • @Thandar324
    @Thandar324 5 месяцев назад +2

    Ahhh, one day we will he able to have escapism in gaming again without the SJ puritans. That time is not now.

  • @AkulaSpawn
    @AkulaSpawn 5 месяцев назад +1

    Yoga pants in the modern work place is just awesome!

    • @JoergWeida
      @JoergWeida 5 месяцев назад

      Especially of all those body positive women like Lizzo!

  • @reedbeazley3914
    @reedbeazley3914 5 месяцев назад +1

    Great essay. I loved the original mass effect trilogy, andromeda was awful in terms of the "scenery", but you could tell some dude somewhere had put some thought into the combat. In addition to removing certain shots of the wagon that Miranda is draggin Bioware also removed the wrinkles on Liara's Jacket due to her heaving assets. Kowtowing for little details like that in addition to Casey Hudson leaving to "explore new ventures" give me serious pause about mass effect 4.

  • @walkir2662
    @walkir2662 5 месяцев назад +2

    The title makes me wonder... is it called "assets" because it's an ass and a set?

  • @seekertosecrets
    @seekertosecrets 5 месяцев назад +1

    2:12 So glad I kept the original games.

  • @CharlieGetsIt
    @CharlieGetsIt 4 месяца назад +1

    This was so perfect love it!!!❤❤❤

  • @kitsunetrask
    @kitsunetrask 5 месяцев назад +3

    What ever game the Wokeratti hates, I make sure to buy the most expensive version of that game.
    "Conan. What is best in life?"
    "To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women."

  • @BustertheMadCat
    @BustertheMadCat 5 месяцев назад +1

    There you go! Flip the argument! Gotta push replacing Goslin in barbie with Danny Trejo

  • @charlesratcliff2016
    @charlesratcliff2016 5 месяцев назад +1

    "I like big butts an cannot lie"-Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back. However, there are two notable mentions, Princess Leia in Battlefront from Dice Games, filled those pants nicely and Hera from Ashoka, nice butt. But Stellar Blade character are based off real models with Big Butts.

  • @andrewlowden322
    @andrewlowden322 5 месяцев назад +2

    03:32 legitimately made me spit out my water, laughing hard!

  • @raymondsmith6870
    @raymondsmith6870 5 месяцев назад +1

    If the lead character had an Instagram page then the same people would say she is being stunning and brave for her Cheeks taking down the Patriarchy.

    • @classreductionist
      @classreductionist 5 месяцев назад

      Capitalist Elites support anything that makes male lives worse IE dating apps, putting ugly women in movies/games, and normalizing prostitution & onlyfans, demonizing masculinity, etc. There have literally been articles written about how lighting weights is fascist. They oppose anything that would empower men or give them joy.

  • @Terry.W
    @Terry.W 5 месяцев назад +1

    I hear you like get a little behind with your work..

  • @dark5cythe545
    @dark5cythe545 5 месяцев назад +1

    Miranda from mass effect 😅

  • @terryfields2584
    @terryfields2584 4 месяца назад +1

    Never seen an attractive SJW.

  • @0b1ivion
    @0b1ivion 5 месяцев назад +1

    damn shame can only like once

  • @บัวสีโรเจอร์-ศ9ฝ
    @บัวสีโรเจอร์-ศ9ฝ 5 месяцев назад +1

    You had to mention Bayonetta, now my brain - whatever is left of it - wants me to look at the Space Harrier part of the game. That tune is great!

  • @wavegun
    @wavegun 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bravo, Chato! Excellent choice! No butts about it!

  • @michaelbeemer8019
    @michaelbeemer8019 4 месяца назад

    ... ... ... I CAN'T BELIEVE you left out Tali! (TaliBestWaifu...)

  • @Alessandrosaiyan
    @Alessandrosaiyan 5 месяцев назад +1

    This was brilliant!

  • @briankeepers6728
    @briankeepers6728 5 месяцев назад +1

    lol. I appreciate your speaking out on this

  • @sitoudien9816
    @sitoudien9816 5 месяцев назад

    I'm too sexy for my shirt
    Too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy it hurts
    And I'm too sexy for Milan
    Too sexy for Milan
    New York, and Japan
    And I'm too sexy for your party
    Too sexy for your party
    No way I'm disco dancing

  • @ChrisCarlos64
    @ChrisCarlos64 5 месяцев назад +1

    If Eve was a "Queer" icon, who played out the diva and had rainbow colored hair or something, they would not care. The last controversy to Bayonetta was the official artwork "confirming" Bayonetta was a straight woman. Nevermind Bayonetta 3 (Spoiler warning, but seriously you should know already...) made her daughter playable and integral to the story of the game. No, it was the fact that there was an official artwork later released after the game launched, that showed Bayonetta in a heterosexual relationship with her husband and daughter.
    This is because those detractors only cared that she COULD be a "queer icon" not that she never was. They mistook the sisterly relation between Jeanne and Cereza that developed over the years to be "confirmation." They over read the under tones of their talks and glances and any scene that had the two together, and so when it became obvious she wasn't, because she never displayed actual interest in Jeanne that way, and she had a daughter and husband in official artwork, it broke them.

    • @CallMeChato
      @CallMeChato  5 месяцев назад +2

      Oh no a family.

    • @ChrisCarlos64
      @ChrisCarlos64 5 месяцев назад

      @@CallMeChato It really feels like they do hate "family." The Japanese McDonald's ad a while back with an anime family was completely different from the American ad being played around the same time with McDonald's telling us about black injustices or something, I don't even remember. These detractors really hate the nuclear family probably because "white supremacy" or something. Who even knows at this point.

  • @short72hp1
    @short72hp1 5 месяцев назад +1

    so you a buttspert💯👍

  • @integrax5559
    @integrax5559 5 месяцев назад +2

    Aye, has to suck enduring a half dozen months of crunch after years and years of reworks, restarts, and DEI lectures only to have the game flop BEFORE launch. Knowing it was going to happen right from the get-go, knowing how to fix it, butt having no way power to stop it. These past few years must have been the best of times for the game industries laborers.

  • @FlorisDVijfde
    @FlorisDVijfde 3 месяца назад

    The butt battles in Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball should be an Olympic sport:
    ruclips.net/video/5nivEIOriNI/видео.html
    It's women's sumo and much more attractive.

  • @section9809
    @section9809 4 месяца назад

    This is the First World's M4RX!5t cultural revolution. To quote a Sepultura song, "REFUSE, RESIST!".

  • @reverendshaw
    @reverendshaw 5 месяцев назад

    CHATO, HOW MANY BUTTS ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH?

  • @colinstock325
    @colinstock325 5 месяцев назад

    Critics get annoyed when women have hourglass figures. They prefer beanstalk and space hopper figures.

  • @sharipowers1576
    @sharipowers1576 5 месяцев назад +2

    LOL, three people are butt-hurt. So far, so good!

  • @suulix4065
    @suulix4065 5 месяцев назад +1

    BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS!

  • @mrbluebell2735
    @mrbluebell2735 5 месяцев назад

    Mass Effect Miranda Lawson: Yvonne Strahovski with black hair.
    The protagonist of Star Wars Outlaws is feminized Charlie Sheen from Hot Shots.

  • @sjmsearches795
    @sjmsearches795 5 месяцев назад

    Had the RUclips algorithm gods allowed it Sir-Mix-A-Lot should be played in the background of this video!

  • @Ry3Productions
    @Ry3Productions 5 месяцев назад +1

    Excellently put, Mr Chato! Stellar Blade is a breath of fresh air and is showing publishers what the majority want in a game - free of current day politics and just to have fun.

  • @dbsommers1
    @dbsommers1 5 месяцев назад

    The thumbnail is what we what. What they want is Druckmans avatar getter pegged by Abbyzilla.
    Shows the disconnect that is going on.