PATANISHO: Mume wangu atafute mke kutoka Coast watusiane! (Episode 16, October 2019)

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[@sarahnyakio2685]

If Mary amefikisha mwisho kweli ilikuwa hard.
Mary all the best in raising your kids

[@stellahmiles2369]

Patanisho naipata from Tanzania

[@susansimiyu4132]

Nawapata from nakx

[@floramurio8452]

Cheko la huyo jamaa mwingne linaniuwa mbavu zangu🤣🤣from Tanzania

[@eliudlumwaji7897]

Ni Ghost Mulei,ndio kocha wa harambee star's sasa hivi.

[@ellysimiyu682]

Am proud of redio jambo patanisho.gidi and ghost...goodwrk done...am frm bungoma

[@lydiaaruba6670]

Unatukana polisi...haki Radio jambo sihami😂😂😂😂😂

[@philipochieng5116]

My goodness. I love kicheko ya ghost😂..listening 8/03/2020, nakati ya Kenyatta university. I love patanisho.

[@alexwahu1842]

I just discovered Patanisho and i am hooked for real 😂😂. This duo is just hilarious and bravo @Gidi and @Maji.

[@loisegitau4897]

Kusahau simu ni MUNGU alifungua bibi yako macho. GOD has ways of showing us things. Ulikuwa na bibi Mzuri but ulimdharau.

[@ulimacoxwagichohi]

Mkost na mtu WA Bara Nikama mto ya kuni na gas.

[@sweetthirty7671]

@@ulimacoxwagichohi mimi miwa bara nimeolewa coast miaka 22..

[@mercyfaith3021]

Aky God ans prayers mysteriously,before it's too late

[@robertsure146]

Siku za mwizi ni izo shetani aki ni shetani kweli ata mie matusi aaaaapana

[@sheemaryam]

Mm wa bara pia nimeolewa Coast

[@trizahwairimu6376]

Muranga ladies don't walk away from their marriage unless u exceed the limit

[@margaretgithinjiwangariggd2673]

Mimekwama kwa matusi. from monday. to sunday jioni. then mon pia ananza. heeee. niokotwe chini na ghost. watch from Bahrain. nkekwama humam

[@janewangeci6262]

14 yrs mko kwa ndoa na bado unahanya na matuzi pia wewe huezi change afadhali mary ulee watoi wako .watching from italy

[@ritanofear4634]

That's too bad

[@charleswabwire3534]

"Mbali wapi kwani Nairobi ni Mbali." Hii statement inachekesha.

[@RoroRoserororo]

Nkuambia 😂😂

[@kennethodhiambookumu9798]

Vezuri

[@ameerjoziah3264]

Not sure if you guys cares but if you're bored like me during the covid times you can stream pretty much all of the new series on instaflixxer. Been binge watching with my girlfriend during the lockdown xD

[@milanachilles5642]

@Ameer Joziah Yea, I've been using Instaflixxer for since december myself =)

[@ellvinkerush4920]

😂😂

[@florence6292]

Nani mwingine ameona kalamu ya Gidi imetafunwa 😜😜

[@georgeokoyo422]

mm....haha

[@danielmrombo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂true

[@danielmrombo]

Inakaribia kuisha😂😂😂😂

[@mercyamagove1223]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@keillahamagove4390]

😂😂😂😂

[@limetkinga7446]

Wah hawa watu WA coast mostly uwa ivyo kuanya nizao Mary usirudi kwake siku hizi wanawake wanajilelea watoi na kuishi good life

[@maggiealf4474]

Watu wa coast wako na matusi sana, mwanaume wewe shukuru Mungu mwanamke askari na unamtusi utapewa risasi

[@kurashigesir8709]

Wengine tuko cool

[@africafootballexpert]

Watching from Germany Leipzig

[@moreenmbatha1147]

number 2 nipewe like

[@annemurugikiburu7206]

Good move proud to be kiuk

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Hatupendi matusi heshima bana kanyanga kubwa kubwa ukiendenga

[@theunforgettable6782]

😁😂😁Shetani anaekelewangwa vitu mingi sana 😁😂😁

[@josephsanga474]

Like za watanzania kwanzaa nimekuwa. Wa 4 leo

[@salmasuleyman951]

Waooh Tupo pamoja

[@peterjafet9441]

Nipo na mm

[@khadijamaryam2274]

Tupo tupo

[@yohanamaugila743]

Na mimi nipo naenjoy sana

[@RoroRoserororo]

Nliishi na mwanaume wa matusi kwa 20yrs mme wamatusi hawezi batilika wacha nioshe hamam ya mwarabu

[@maryamashmrei9999]

Osha dadangu

[@carolinewanza2648]

Hehehehe

[@RoroRoserororo]

@@maryamashmrei9999 nang"ang"ana kabisa

[@dotosalim5090]

Sana dada wanaume awafai

[@RoroRoserororo]

@@dotosalim5090 nakuambia stress kibao

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Kwani Radio jambo mlifunga station, almost a year now hampatikani kitui East, Tunaboeka

[@mokogotiladis1130]

Love you Mary ashike adhabu na mke mwingine nothing else

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😂😂😂😂😂😂police n pale station 😂😂😂still enjoying this 2020

[@periswarish7022]

Kitumbua kimeingia mjanga ulikiingiza mchanga mwenyewea kaka

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Mbona mara mingi watu huwekelea shetani dah! Rekebika ww mwanaume

[@victorwabwile4551]

Mcost mbna unasahau simu?? Mwenyewe ulijiuza

[@janekathambi769]

Mimi nikona Askari sema maatusi Hadi najionea huruma thank God nilikuacha juxi na nishazoea

[@sheilahkhaenda771]

Napenda sana patanisho ,inanifundisha mengi sana mwendelee hivo.

[@lastborn2044]

Fisi Ni fisi tu hta amsamehe ataendelea tu

[@maryamashmrei9999]

Nikweli umesema👍👍👍

[@janiimutugi3942]

Very true once a cheat always a cheat

[@susankibunyi6228]

Fisi

[@lucynderitoppl7782]

Ghost i love yr kicheko haki

[@aishaelias3867]

Watching from Germany 🇩🇪 huyo mcoast akinipata atakoma matusi hapa ni kwao

[@africafootballexpert]

Uko Germany side gani Niko Leipzig

[@aishaelias3867]

Munich city

[@africafootballexpert]

Oky give me your no naweza kam kutebea munch hi weekend

[@maggymaggy2926]

Gidi Gidi Gidi😂😂😂😂😂😂leo n end month kunywa kw bill yangu

[@21culturekenya82]

Wanaume wako hivyo tu.atulie hakuna bwana mkamilifu kwa mipango za kando

[@kaikara4166]

Aki Ghost’s laugh is contagious 😷. June, 2020.

[@gladysgesare9549]

Mambo kweli mnaweza kuweza

[@shorntellwangui6843]

Ghost cheka polepole

[@nerwynawy5672]

Na naenda nkazimas cmuu kabisaa ntawàa miss maferekooooo wanguuu😂😂😂😂😆😆😆👍

[@josephmwangi9432]

Am here for ghosts laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄😂

[@susankibunyi6228]

Wakikuyu hawarudingi nyu
Ma tafuta mwingine,Tena matusi apana

[@susankimani9237]

Huyo beshte next anacheka pia nacheka peke yangu

[@elizabethamunze8013]

Exactly Mary,I thought n yangu pekee,ati 2 weeks CS ,hee wanawake kuuliza kichapo scar kupasuka,kuondoka kidogo,nikachomoka ndio hivyo,ameangaaalia nirudi,saa hizi nikukula kwa macho.

[@olwenykelvince]

ghost's laughter is something else...

[@danielmrombo]

Alipata degree ya kucheka

[@Sanyah-le1od]

Who in their right mind escorts a fresh C/S woman to travel upcountry?
Run lady run!

[@ruthwaweru2167]

Exactly my mind!

[@githice]

maybe she wanted to be with her mum for care...

[@shamimadam3365]

Wanaume wa Coast is a no go zone

[@ramamwero7398]

Tell us more

[@andrewmrima5824]

Mary kwa upande mwengine ulikuwa na bahati kupata mwanamume mwenye nguvu kamili za kiume shida ni kwamba anapenda hapa kule

[@princessangel4489]

So this is what you do Cornelius,uyu jamaa namjua was my husband too hata nko na mtoto wake.Gosh

[@strapoladee6931]

wah alikutenda aje?

[@gracemburu6355]

Men should know the body of woman end the feeling of the the man immediately you abuse her or cheat on her. Even if she forgive you, she will be forcing her body unto you. Thats why they finish with you, they leave for good.

[@missmungai8140]

True

[@hellenmalgnatius1840]

Exactly

[@crystalamachilang8405]

Very true

[@eunicejacob1820]

Hahahaha mtaniumiza mbavu juu hayo matusi hata mm siwezi heri unipige kulikoll matusi walai 🤔🤔🤔🤔hayu nimazoea hata akirudi atamuona tuu mjiga juu atakua akimtusi ataomba msamaha asemehewe mmmmmm mungu tusaidia.

[@godsfavour5665]

Face book itavunja ndoa hadi watu watii😂😂😂jamaniii.aki iwish tungekuwa n sheria mtu awe anaachia mpenzi simu ata siku moja

[@judymoraaasuma258]

Waaaa watu hutoka mbali mimi nimetoka kisii n ww jee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@zuenanelima5375]

😂😂😂 atafute mu coast mwenye amezoea matusi..

[@mccoyali8398]

Ndo mila yetu

[@kaihugacangacangimlachake1862]

Wanaume wengi wanakasoro jameni...matusi aki

[@josphinewangari6530]

Good job

[@antonyndirangu8613]

Sijui mtaambiwa nanani wakikuyu ni wapenda amani ,,kwanza unahanya dem wa murang'a utajua hujui

[@charitychege9152]

Hahaha Antony wabie juu hawajui bt ni vile tukipenda tumependa, lakini ukiigiza madhalau utapenda tu

[@catherinehellen8341]

Huyo mwanaume ni malaya sana.na hauwezi badilika like my husband

[@millisseintbarraza6829]

🤣🤣🤣

[@martinbarasa4288]

Ukishapangia bibi vitu na umuxindikize aende kwao aki hatawai rudi....heri ajipangie na atoke pekee...na hapo atarud..bt ukimpeleka...saau bro

[@stellaloves9879]

Lilian njoo ucheke utoe stress za warabu

[@lilliannelima7009]

Nimefika nilikuwa bado nasikia prezo

[@SaraH-li2jh]

@@lilliannelima7009 anasema nini

[@maryamashmrei9999]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maryamashmrei9999]

Kumbe nimewapata😂😂😂😂😂

[@stellaloves9879]

@@maryamashmrei9999 ww chelewa chelewa tu

[@charitychege9152]

Pole bro tafuta m coast mwezako ,arafu unaekelea setani ,utajua hujui na uko na bahati hujawai ekwa ndani

[@michaelkinyua2301]

This guy is a G

[@kakasantost1689]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣conelias anaaibishaaa wacoast

[@lydiaaruba6670]

Tafuta mke mwingine oa na huo unyenyekevu wako...kwani Nairobi ni mbali?.lol😂😂😂😂

[@alimashaban6318]

😂😂😂😂Akikupiga tena tuite hata kama ni saanane😂😂😂

[@kakasantost1689]

Ww ndio barafuu yang u ya moyoo🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alidawood4065]

Aki wacoast na matuc co uongo nakumbuka nikiwa rymo waaa mungu nigundishe kunyamaza....

[@isabellamwemba6409]

Kumamako

[@benedicttito2405]

Mkost huyo bure kabisa

[@jeffjumbe5852]

I like it gidii na ghost.

[@salomemukani1627]

aki gidi na gost hongereni sana kwa hiiki kipindi huwa kina nipa Raha kina changamusha wengi nikiwa mumoja.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁.

[@tinasanta4080]

Hebu tuhurumie Gidi sio sisi wa coast wote tuna matusi

[@danielmrombo]

😁

[@sherineatieno4196]

Fisi ni fisi😂😂

[@gfgfgf2890]

Waa hiyo patanisho inachekesha

[@ritanofear4634]

I cant get cloz to a coastarian man 🤣🤣🤣, most of them r players but not extra careful wen cheating, kumshika ni rahisi sana. Mary ,just forgive him as long as hakupigi mlee watoto tu. Watching from Iraq

[@jacqueMush]

Ur right, majority of them r cheaters. N it's true u will catch him n begs like a small kid, once u forgive he forgets n go on as if nothing happened. Mary plz forgive him for the sake of the children. They need both parents, pliiz

[@womansphere4349]

Also users especially if you have money usijaribu

[@nelsonlukwiri6683]

Naona Septic Tank Loarding for this Cornelias Man from Coast😂😂😂😂

[@thebrightedfam8566]

Aki mary am from Muranga 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is us now

[@getrudeke]

A 41 yrs old man proudly saying he forgot the phone.. So yeye akilala analala akiwa ameeka kwa mfuko ama? He's cheating and let him continue kutafuta watu kwa Facebook. Hao wanawake wote seriously! And you have the guts to apologize...

[@nerwynawy5672]

Wa cost mnajisemea mamboo msojuas jamanii😂🙏🤐😢

[@kurashigesir8709]

😔😔😔

[@prisca25ngugi74]

Ukioa mkikuyu siku yenye atakupata na mwanamke mwigine hiyo story yenyu itakua ime isha hivo.....mkikuyu ata watoi 20 atalea....matusi dio hatuku fuzwa na wamama zetu

[@kelasemmanuel6888]

Ulienda ukikuyuni kufanya nini

[@janewanjiru7633]

Walai ata 50 kids tunabeba tunaenda kulea

[@theunforgettable6782]

Hahaha Wallai so funny 😁😂😁

[@euniceli4474]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣hapo sawa

[@mariamfritsi9761]

Watching from Switzerland.

[@fridahkimilu7626]

Kwanza kusahau sahau sio kitu mzuri.

[@doreenbae866]

GIDI NA GHOST NANI ATAWAPATISHA NA NYINYI😊😊😊

[@becky8531]

Mmmm hii patanisho nitamu na si siri

[@sallygreg2185]

Ghost iyo kicheko saa zingine cha udhi....

[@jeccym8715]

Uko 41 yrs na bado unahanya, kaa mtu mwenye hajui chenye anataka

[@loisegitau4897]

Hata 69yrs wanahanya.

[@samsokes4085]

Mwenye hajui kuoa msapere ni nini hii ndio mfano tu, alikuwa tu anatafuta excuse juu ashajipanga labda ameekeza kwao vya kutosha. Ndoa ya 14 yrs haifai kuishi juu ya matusi tu

[@RoroRoserororo]

Sai ndo anafikiria bure kabisa

[@loisegitau4897]

Wasapere ni wazuri ni wanaume huvunja ndoa. Kila kabila hawataki ujinga. Hata miaka 29 wanachana.

[@RoroRoserororo]

@@loisegitau4897 yangu ni 20yrs liacha matusi nampanko zakando ilibidi

[@lydiaaruba6670]

Beter single hustler

[@sweetthirty7671]

Ata miaka 20 nitasonga tu kama ijili....utafanya aje mtu akikwambia wewe ni mjinga tu kama kuma ya mamako?would you still stay?on top of that is a cheat,...not me.

[@emmahnjigai7346]

Aki ww Ngindi kweli ni mwalimu wamuenda pole pole mpaka asema ukweli wote 🤣🤣

[@tinaonyango6933]

Ati data yako afadhali. Imeeniuma sanaaaaa

[@johnwamalwa832]

Mko sawa kabisa, but msitake sides, kua neutral, na mtabobea kabisaa.

[@bettyoluoch9774]

Ghost saidia cuzo wacha kucheka 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@veronicanoelowuor4122]

I have laughed seriously.

[@mohammedhadijellyboy8753]

Compatibility matters

[@susanmuthoka7705]

Matusi kwa watu wa coast ni kama chakula kwao hasikudanganye mtu.

[@salomemukani1627]

wacha ni wa join 😁😁😁😁😁 l like This shwo. gidi 🙄🙄Time table ya matusi. makubwa haya .ajui mabo na police nimuke wake. sasa ashindie matusi.2 ama niaje?

[@simionogweno352]

Nikubaya gidi,nyasaye emongeyo weh walamnegi

[@trizawilly631]

Hehehe ata mimi I leave the guy from changamwe aki this people na matusi mmm never ever again

[@kathrynkanyi7641]

When a woman is done she is done

[@ZakayoMushi-wh9gy]

Kipindi raha sana

[@yahabibiyahayatiyahayuni7339]

Mary wacha roho mbaya bwanako amekulilia sana msamehe bwanako atajirekebisha