@@person803 isn't it safer to stay inside a building than to run out into the street with seats and about half a mil of cops just running at you and taking kill shots like members of a cult
@@Kratos-eg7ez Dunno. Shorts don't just suck. They're a bottomless pit of brain rot capable of entrenching someone. A drip feed of garbage that's just interesting enough to keep people scrolling through for seconds that turn to minutes and minutes that turn to hours and moreover are harmful to attention spans and patience in general.
Still more than half a minute and he stuck his head out. Gonna be real awkward when he shows up in the lobby with everyone laying on how much of a noob he is, and him realizing they're right. Basically the end of his play for that week too, because he just betrayed the only other experienced player willing to play with him on their squad, further pushing the meta narrative of *"don't play with noobs."*
No guys you got it wrong. Imagine you are the Driver, and someone pays you 5000 Rub to extract, but you could fit 3 more Guys there and make 15000 rub more. So you decide to wait a Minute because maybe someone else might show up and you can double-quadruple your Income for the same Trip. But because a Heavily Armed, pissed of Guy just payed you, you don't wanna overdo it. So you say "let's just wait another minute"
*Meanwhile in Payday's universe* *Heister* : Go, Go, Go, Go, Go!!!! *Recruit* : You got that gas money? *Heister* : The alarm went off, I got nothing! *Recruit* : Then I'm taking your ass to jail. *Heister* : ..... Damn you!!!
@@SomethingBoutEclipse no use, he'll be long gone before they get to reach him Soon he'll be part of the escape drivers selection in the GTA 5 story heists
There is nothing more stressful in Tarkov then waiting at the car extract knowing practically the whole server knows you are trying to leave from it. Also car extracts have almost 0 cover near the car 🤣
That's why you don't just run at it you sneak up on the extraction point and check all the sniping points, flash bangs and smokes are your best friend and unlike the dumbass in the video you use the vehicle to help block enemies sight of you. Sometimes you just have to crouch behind a car and pray
i got killed by a rat literally just before watching this video while trying to do a quest never have been more mad at this game, i find it so stupid how they make the extraction time longer on the ones that you have to pay for.
@@Fat_xeno the point of the game is to find good loot and Camp that's why there's camping spots and why the weapons and game mechanics are centered around it, if you don't like the concept of the game that's about looting camping and sniping don't play the game that's literally based around it
The thing is recruit isn’t doing anything wrong he just following the rules. The guy who paid should’ve gotten more information about how extraction works XD. Amazing work as always!
@@Supervigy I never played either but from video and comments just looks like you pay a driver cash to get out of the game you in with all your loot but there a timer and other players will be alerted in someway that you trying escape viva car I guess?
"There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"
My headcannon is whoever is in the car is counting the money you hand them and either sucks at doing it quickly or rechecks to make sure he counted right before taking off
Мне вообще интересно, сам автор русский или нет? Хотя какая разница, всë ровно его анимации классные, но то что пару сотен рублей показалось, это что-то да😉
He just takes the money and leaves without even taking his best friend to extraction. That’s why you never mess with these guys because they love money.😂😂😮😮😊😊
*Meanwhile in the siege universe* Announcer:We have the hostage bring them to the extraction point. Operative:We got the hostage waiting for extraction. *Recruit pulls up* Operative:Alright let's go. Recruit:Got that has money? Operative:No cmon we need to get the hostage to safety! Recruit:No gas money no extraction simple as that Operative:Wait wha- *Recruit drives off* Operative:Son of a-
Man, I once had a raid where I limped through half the map while bleeding only to realize I had to wait a minute. Died from blood loss after 30 seconds lol.
Fence back at base: Okay take his money and then wait a whole minute to start the car and if he gets attacked don’t help and just play tunes on the radio
This could easily be fixed by explaining to the player that the driver is verifying their identities for extraction. Even better game design would be to add a second vehicle extract, and make them both faction-exclusive. Then the verifying identities part would actually make sense. On top of that, this would add another element to the battlefield where each faction could try to eliminate enemy faction players attempting to extract, and you could have counter-campers who attempt to help their faction members extract safely.
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The cars gotta warm up, cant take off with a cold engine.
Lol
🤣🤣
you- you got a point
So it's always winter in there? Noted
@@anrivarshanidze8646 Seeing that Tarkov is called "a city in russian northwest".... Yeah, kinda XD
Meanwhile, in payday you instantly leave despite the 400 police shooting at your van
“No money given,You have to escape first”
@@aryoxk06expert driver
Tbf its more dangerous not to leave immediately
@@person803 isn't it safer to stay inside a building than to run out into the street with seats and about half a mil of cops just running at you and taking kill shots like members of a cult
correct
A short that's actually enjoyable. Artstyle has an early 2000s Newgrounds-era charm.
Oh man. And here i almost forgot about new grounds.
I won't forget about NewGrounds being hacked and nearly every single user on that website was compromised. Ahh good times 😂😂
If almost all shorts suck why even watch them?
@@Kratos-eg7ez Dunno.
Shorts don't just suck.
They're a bottomless pit of brain rot capable of entrenching someone. A drip feed of garbage that's just interesting enough to keep people scrolling through for seconds that turn to minutes and minutes that turn to hours and moreover are harmful to attention spans and patience in general.
Really, it looks quite a lot
Me: Lets get out of here!
Recruit:*Vibin* Extraction in 35 seconds!
Still more than half a minute and he stuck his head out. Gonna be real awkward when he shows up in the lobby with everyone laying on how much of a noob he is, and him realizing they're right. Basically the end of his play for that week too, because he just betrayed the only other experienced player willing to play with him on their squad, further pushing the meta narrative of *"don't play with noobs."*
He got scammed
Can't blame him, that music is fire
Ngyes
@bluSplatKid Love our pfp man
Ring by STRLGHT slaps
@@Shawn_the_Protogen ty
@@Shawn_the_Protogengoat, I’ve been looking for the name, thank you so much!
*Recuit* : You got that gas money?
*Hand him the money*
*Recuit* : *Roll up car window*
"You're not getting this back... B*tch"
xd
King bach
(Gun click) me"how about now"?
i have a shotgun, haha lemme prove it
@@pxgamer0464 infinite bullet proof glass. How else you think they pull this off. Lol
This has got the same logic as setting your ship on fire in subnautica just to hear the song “abandon ship”
it is a banger song tho
Who are you bro
Fax tho fax
Fax tho honestly
Hey 'abandon ship' slaps tho
I imagine its more like: "we need evac!"
"On the way, be there in one minute"
Exactly
except you literally give money to the car in order to use the extract
No guys you got it wrong.
Imagine you are the Driver, and someone pays you 5000 Rub to extract, but you could fit 3 more Guys there and make 15000 rub more. So you decide to wait a Minute because maybe someone else might show up and you can double-quadruple your Income for the same Trip.
But because a Heavily Armed, pissed of Guy just payed you, you don't wanna overdo it. So you say "let's just wait another minute"
@@TheWill383 the correct take
based@@TheWill383
“It’s going to be a bitch of a grind. I’ve got some iron darts… over a million iron darts”
How casually he said that got me lmaoo
Where in the hell you saw it?
What are you talking about
@arthureppinger5110 @southpawarsenal This was most definitely a reply to the wrong video and the fact that this got any traction is astonishing to me
Мне нравится как он вначале сотки даёт, 1 в 1 как настоящие)
Кст да
причем русские
Так автор из россии@@Ink_S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Российские рубли!
@@ПашаМамаев-д9лContract wars первая игра которую они выпустили в ВК была
My man Hoot really needed the extraction going-
I thought that sounded like Hoot!
It definitely sounds like Hoot
*Meanwhile in Payday's universe*
*Heister* : Go, Go, Go, Go, Go!!!!
*Recruit* : You got that gas money?
*Heister* : The alarm went off, I got nothing!
*Recruit* : Then I'm taking your ass to jail.
*Heister* : ..... Damn you!!!
Oh he ain’t living another day if they mess with the Payday Gang
Twitch gets paid minimum so yea if you ain't got that gas money, yo ass locked up
@@SomethingBoutEclipse no use, he'll be long gone before they get to reach him
Soon he'll be part of the escape drivers selection in the GTA 5 story heists
@@SomethingBoutEclipse *Cloacker waits to drop-kick.*
King Bach!
U made my day with that one month ago, thx for that
I am doing my part o7
Thanks for the tip!
Love it when you and Hoot make a animation together.
*Pulls our a thermonuclear Missile*
I just paid you let me in let’s get out of here.
Recruit: riiiiight after this song.
G do you know what song this is?
I love that he clicks the volume up
and doesn't blink www
Music: STRLGHT - Ring
Thanks.
Ty!
Waoooo ... Good persion
Thank you!!
Looking for this comment
Мало кто заметил но этот чел дал русские рубли
На видосе игра EFT, где действие проходит в России
А что еще 😂 этот видос про Тарков
Yeah the driver has to wipe his ass with it thats why he has to wait
@@Kerku666 вообще-то оскорблять чужую валюту плохо 🤓🤓🤓
@@Челябинск.Советский I don't understand your language 🖕🤠🖕
Bro need to party first before leaving with his passanger😂😂😂
There is nothing more stressful in Tarkov then waiting at the car extract knowing practically the whole server knows you are trying to leave from it.
Also car extracts have almost 0 cover near the car 🤣
no cover?
can't he just hand the money then go find cover then go back to extract instantly?
@@aimenserious5778 you can but run the risk of getting into a gunfight that prevents you from running to the car
Streets of tarkov car extraction is covered pretty well
Well, the one on streets has plenty of cover, too bad the car is never there
Ever thought about making aome tarkov content aswell?
It’s actually so wholesome watching Hoot’s voice acting improve
You know what sucks? Players just camp on the extraction point and wait for beefy players.
That's why you don't just run at it you sneak up on the extraction point and check all the sniping points, flash bangs and smokes are your best friend and unlike the dumbass in the video you use the vehicle to help block enemies sight of you. Sometimes you just have to crouch behind a car and pray
Also means you get free loot from them when you kill them. Honestly you have to be a really bad player to die two campers
i got killed by a rat literally just before watching this video while trying to do a quest never have been more mad at this game, i find it so stupid how they make the extraction time longer on the ones that you have to pay for.
@@aSipOfHemlocktea"you have to be a bad player to die to people who cowardly hide away instead of playing the game"
@@Fat_xeno the point of the game is to find good loot and Camp that's why there's camping spots and why the weapons and game mechanics are centered around it, if you don't like the concept of the game that's about looting camping and sniping don't play the game that's literally based around it
Anyone wondering, it’s RING by STRLGHT
The way he's vibing in the car
The thing is recruit isn’t doing anything wrong he just following the rules. The guy who paid should’ve gotten more information about how extraction works XD. Amazing work as always!
Just making the game more difficulty than what it's aready are 😀👍
Ive never played. What is the rules
@@Supervigy I never played either but from video and comments just looks like you pay a driver cash to get out of the game you in with all your loot but there a timer and other players will be alerted in someway that you trying escape viva car I guess?
I think Hoot is the perfect voice for your characters
He’s just waiting for the car to warm up.
I always imagined the driver pissing in the forest nearby and had to run back to pick you up
Imagine you're running from a lot of enemies and then you gotta wait like 1 minute till you can actually enter the car.
Is hoot who gave it the voice?
Yes
No.
@@capybara9521No u.
Yes it is.
Ieiehrujd
I want the full version of this song.
Ring - STRLGHT
@@mertmolu7032thanks
They gotta make 1 minute feel like 10 minutes 😂
There is only one not dumb explanation:
Car is old shit and needs a minute to start
Me freakin camping In a corner for 5mins and some random ass full squad appears out of nowhere, ah this game makes me want to cry
You could think of it as "loading your loot goblin loot into the trunk."
"The engine has stopped! Fix the engine and at the same time defend the car!"
Car HP: 0.5
That song is hard tho 🔥
What is it
@@LuxTheChonk STRLGHT - Ring
STRLGHT - Ring
ty
@@unknown33428
When you turned on the heater on a cold day and waiting for the car to warm up 😂
That's just how extraction logic works in most games; Gotta load up, warm up engines, travel distances, and listen to KILLER extraction music!!
you and hoot are like a perfect combo made in heaven
"Анимацию рта можно не делать, если персонаж в маске"
-Великий
Он ему рубли дал...😂
Не уэс и флинн случаем?
@@Mistabay игрооргии
@@lapidus5207 а, ну и так можно, видимо это прикол у всех русских аниматоров
А что это за игра?
"There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"
Ray after I have 57 different mist monsters after me but theres 1 more minute until extraction:
The Warzone death sound effect really killed the ending ngl.
Rest of the short is amazing
That’s why I flip the car every time
Your content is so RUclips, can't wait to see more
Ngl that extraction song is fire 🔥
I love the warzone down sound at the end. Makes it better
the best tarkov logic video you’ve done
Meanwhile In dmz you have the whole ass server naling your chopper
Lol
no, in dmz, noone gives a shit about you lmao
I could not agree more
I dont even play siege but these shorts are funny asf
My headcannon is whoever is in the car is counting the money you hand them and either sucks at doing it quickly or rechecks to make sure he counted right before taking off
100 рубликов засветились
О ну наконец я нашел русский комент на эту тему
Я тоже
Мне вообще интересно, сам автор русский или нет? Хотя какая разница, всë ровно его анимации классные, но то что пару сотен рублей показалось, это что-то да😉
Там 5000 рублей было
@@real_meme_amogusНу заплатил он 5000 да, но конкретно на пачке верхней сотка была
The bass boost lmao
Типичный побег из Таркова
He just takes the money and leaves without even taking his best friend to extraction. That’s why you never mess with these guys because they love money.😂😂😮😮😊😊
О да это же Дмитрий из видео loot greed
Should've paid the extra $250
The animation so bouncy im actually nervous
I've seen Bouncier
*Meanwhile in the siege universe*
Announcer:We have the hostage bring them to the extraction point.
Operative:We got the hostage waiting for extraction.
*Recruit pulls up*
Operative:Alright let's go.
Recruit:Got that has money?
Operative:No cmon we need to get the hostage to safety!
Recruit:No gas money no extraction simple as that
Operative:Wait wha-
*Recruit drives off*
Operative:Son of a-
Imagine if the car extract had an audio cue of him bumpin just to tell ppl its being used for extract
Man, I once had a raid where I limped through half the map while bleeding only to realize I had to wait a minute. Died from blood loss after 30 seconds lol.
"It only takes a minute"
Same logic is available in Arena Breakout 😂
Lol bro 😂
Do you play arena breakout
I also play 😊 my I'd 3843111854
And so he continued dancing 👻
Moral: Don’t pay money before getting in car .
1 minute feels like 1 hour, friend
What’s the name of the song
Gotta try this on my friends
Strglght- ring
The madder the guy got the harder the other guy rocked out 😂
the man gave him 5,000 rubles
I love the detail that the pmc has a dvl in his hand
This video made my day :)))
The defenetion of not to pay before 😂
Definition*
Who is the voice actor? The voice is cool asf
Guy named hoot. He has a RUclips channel
Bro is just vibing.
Whats the song the driver plays, been looking for it for the past 40 seconds and can't find it anywhere.
NVM some chad posted it in the comments what a legend.
what is it im looking too @@MediHusky
@@MrZinga1991
@bigjammo4405
Music: STRLGHT - Ring
@bigjammo4405
Music: STRLGHT - Ring
Bros gott count the money just to make sure you paid him up right, and also the song is a banger
this beat slaps!
Whats it called?
@@KRAT0S_son_of_zeus Ring by STRLGHT
@@Floodpelt thx
*"One minute, let me finish this song."*
It's more like: "we need to leave"
"Hold up, gotta count this to make sure it's correct, and genuine"
60 seconds are like 20 minutes in the tarkov world too😂
Once got killed by an exit camper on this one, dude didn't even take my stuff, just didn't feel like letting anyone else have fun
Would be awesome if the extract timer played a rave theme track 😂
Bro needs a master key called "shotgun"
"Sorry pal, gotta finish this buisness call before I can let you in, phones gonna distract me."
That sounds like Hoot kinda.
a whole minute is wild for a paid extraction, who thought that one through?
Joke's on Recruit, he's next to get headshot sticking his head out like that
Bruh that’s me at walmart cranking up several speakers to max and putting on the jams
I swear when they thought up this style of games they were sat there like "well that's 99 ways to get trolled, any one got one more thing"...
Fence back at base: Okay take his money and then wait a whole minute to start the car and if he gets attacked don’t help and just play tunes on the radio
Тот самый водитель маршрутки в России пока маршрутка не заполнится
Ну, как говорится ныне, "жиза плюс база" 😂
Wouldn’t blame him it’s a absolute banger
Love how he starts Bumping harder
I like to think the driver is counting the roubles one by one
Ха, 100 рублей в начале.😂
This could easily be fixed by explaining to the player that the driver is verifying their identities for extraction.
Even better game design would be to add a second vehicle extract, and make them both faction-exclusive. Then the verifying identities part would actually make sense.
On top of that, this would add another element to the battlefield where each faction could try to eliminate enemy faction players attempting to extract, and you could have counter-campers who attempt to help their faction members extract safely.