Actually that AI list makes a lot of sense. I can picture belal and merab holding their titles longer than I can jones and islam. As for driccus, I think strickland would make driccus face like it was attacked by a hornets nest. And also khamzat and Bo nickal rear naked choking driccus in the first round
@haydenherman8656 no way! Bo has never been in dangerous territory for a mili second of any fight. His last performance vs Paul Craig was a stand up snoozer, but Bo knew it was a boring easy decision to keep it standing. Once Bo does find himself in dangerous territory, his wrestling will overcome anything anyone has for him in the middleweight division. You'll see
This is mixed martial arts and I was nothing to do with combat sports and if you want to play combat sports you’ll be in the army in a jungle fighting for your life with enemy determined to take it
@@Arkus123 AI will just call you an Islamaphobe and refues to elaborate further, then it will threaten you with prison for breaking hate speech laws xD
@@ChantelJordan-fm7kx no it wouldn't because activity impacts the P4P list and 42 year old Stipe is not a good win literally any heavyweight in the the top 6 would have destroyed that version of stipe.
i think jon jones wouldnt even be in top 3, he wasnt active in ufc, and now he fought agaisnt a 42 yo retired fighter, all other champions are more active and fighting better opponents than jj
@@amongsus39 Dana White is the one who matchmakes his fights, and I think it’s somewhat confirmed he will fight Ankalaev next, the two division champ don’t duck anyone, he fights on short notice almost every time.
@@meatrocket6979 What you are saying that ankalaev is ducking periera multiple times, ankaleav refused to fight periera one time during ufc 300 that time was ramadan going on so ankaleav said he wont able to make it for that fight only even makachev refused to fight leon at ufc 300 because of ramadan and you are saying that ankalaev is ducking multiple times first know then speak before saying anything
@@Nooooooooooooooo1x islam makhachev will defeat arman tsarukyan, charles oliveira and ilia topuria. Also He will be UFC welterweight champion and be king always. Mark my words 100%
Islam won the belt from a guy with as many losses as wins. He beat a guy that's smaller than him twice that got knocked out by a even smaller guy. Lol😂
@@ChantelJordan-fm7kxdismissing charles like that is insane your such a casual beating a 42 year old who hasnt fought in years dont mean shit and hes not p4p 1 you no idea how p4p works
@combatbeatdown Dismissing Charles. Didn't dismiss him. It's insane. Wow. That's 🤪 . Loopy even. Do you have real points or you just going to keep talking nonsense. Glover Texera won the belt in his 40s. Ir doesn't matter anyway. That's not the point of p4p. Jones is undefeated with most title fights by far. That's it. Done
@@Brett-v6t For sure. When I say this shit I feel like a hater, and it's not that Jon isn't phenomenal, but the UFC roster has some of the greatest talents in MMA history rn. Jon just isn't putting up enough performances that can keep up with Islam, Alex, and Ilia.
Makhachev is one of the most entertaining and exciting fighters in the UFC lol it wouldn't make sense to put him next to Merab and Dana likes Islam as champion.
On a serious note however Dana is a very real and stark example of what happens when kids with severe developmental issues grow up and blind luck their ways into positions of extreme wealth and power.
Okay, slow down, you can trash him now, call him gay for Jonny "meat" all you want, but calling him a re-tard, saying he's blind luck? I don't think MMA being banned in nearly every state is good luck.
That's actually a good ranking lol but I would put DDP above Aspinall because beating Izzy, Strickland and Whittaker is way more impressive than any of Aspinall's wins combined lol 😂😂😂 Aspinall is being carried by his fast and impressive finishes.
@@superflyguy4488 if the AI went by quality of opponents only than Tom wouldn't even be top 15 I'm an Aspinall fan but y'all are jokers if you think he's any higher than 5.
No? Jon Duck Jones shouldnt even be in the top 5 for fighting 2 times in 4 years and beating a 42 year old retired firefighter. Compared to him Poatan defended his belt 3 times in 1 year and topuria defeated two GOATs of FW back to back by KO
AI would absolutely not rank Jones on #2 or 1 because it HAS to consider recent performances and activity to make any sense, and it will see just like everyone else that Jones hasnt fought much lol
It’s very easy to scientifically figure this out you put them on a bench press you calculate how much they can benchpress and you deduct their body weight very simple formula everyone’s too scared to do
The AI rankings😂, Mojahed killing it, nice twist
Saw it coming, but didn’t expect Belal at number one 😂
no lizard on his shoulder 🥲
What I find funny is that I somewhat expected it 😂
They are the most active and dominant champions rn AND Dana hates them so badly.
100%😂
Zuck's his funniest character in a while. 😅
That passionate kiss never gets old😂😂
Dana 'Gay' white
Funny and accurate
Yeah also the passionate 🍑💋
Not gonna lie it’s old and it’s gay
@@808suretytit’s not funny as a devout Muslim I find it offensive u must be a casual
That AI list with belal on top is fucking hilarious
Actually that AI list makes a lot of sense. I can picture belal and merab holding their titles longer than I can jones and islam.
As for driccus, I think strickland would make driccus face like it was attacked by a hornets nest. And also khamzat and Bo nickal rear naked choking driccus in the first round
@@justinclary3926 bo nickal would get slept in the first
@@justinclary3926 bro bo isnt on that level right now. Did you even watch his last fight
@haydenherman8656 no way! Bo has never been in dangerous territory for a mili second of any fight.
His last performance vs Paul Craig was a stand up snoozer, but Bo knew it was a boring easy decision to keep it standing.
Once Bo does find himself in dangerous territory, his wrestling will overcome anything anyone has for him in the middleweight division. You'll see
@@justinclary3926islam?😂😂😂😂😂😂 u mean Islam moving up to WW😂😂😂😂
This episode felt so dynamic
Like I was watching a TV show lol
I can see Dana’s mental breakdown from here
Mojahed is always improving!
@@zaben8294seriously you can tell bro not playin bout his craft
Mark zuckerberg as a robot is accurate
There are robots who are actually more human than Zuck.
I don't know why but the way his fingers were tapping away at the keyboard made me laugh so hard for some reason!
He looks more human in Mojahed's video than in real life.
@@Superspic01390 HIM?! You mean IT!
@@shtroiznwhat about the terminator? U must be a casual
2:09 got me😂😂😂
Freaking fuck bro😂😂
Dricus's laugh at the end bro is hilarious
Anyone know the audio? I also heard a song playing background 🤣🤣
2:15 the dricus laugh 😂😂😂
That woodpecker kiss 😂😂😂
"You are nasty old man"😂😂😂
11 in total lol
Mojahed is P4P #1!!!
Ridiculous!😂
This is mixed martial arts and I was nothing to do with combat sports and if you want to play combat sports you’ll be in the army in a jungle fighting for your life with enemy determined to take it
@@davidOConnor-z3lcalm down bro,his comment was sarcastic.
100 %
@@davidOConnor-z3l
islam makhachev will defeat arman tsarukyan, charles oliveira and ilia topuria. He will be king always
Tomato Dana is the default Dana.
Dana red
If the UFC got an AI to do the rankings, I hope someone fiddles with its dataset so it always puts Belal above Jon
And than when you ask the AI why Belal is above Jones it will always argue with you no matter what😂
😂😂😂
@@Arkus123 AI will just call you an Islamaphobe and refues to elaborate further, then it will threaten you with prison for breaking hate speech laws xD
It will say Jon is ranked 1 to 4 based on the math
@@ChantelJordan-fm7kx no it wouldn't because activity impacts the P4P list and 42 year old Stipe is not a good win literally any heavyweight in the the top 6 would have destroyed that version of stipe.
I don’t know how much funnier these can get 😂 the standard is already ridiculously high 😭 amazing work!
Quack for quack #1
Pond for pond #1 duck
Duck for duck #1 quack
Duck duck jones
@@besto5486 so much creativity in yo comment brudda 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
I am speechless @Mojahed. This was a complete stress buster of the day for me. Loved it!
I thought the Ai input was going to be the same as before , Makhachev, Jon, then Pereira.
I just burst out laughing when I so the real Ai P4P listing.
i was thinking the same, but that twist was much better.
i think jon jones wouldnt even be in top 3, he wasnt active in ufc, and now he fought agaisnt a 42 yo retired fighter, all other champions are more active and fighting better opponents than jj
As soon as I saw these headlines I KNEW Mojahed is gonna go to work immedately. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG The A.I. P4P update with Dricus' laugh killed me!!!
Dana's ranking
1.Jon
2.bones
3.jones.
4.islam.
he probably hates Islam at this point
in dana ranking:
4: poatan
5: alex
6: pereira
7: islam
@@control-z2r nah
jihadi fan spoted
1. Jon
2. McGregor
3. McGregor
4. McGregor
5. Pimblett
We want that Makachev X Pereira friendship again 😅
Nah we don't need that potato Vodoo guy who ducks Ankalev and fights unranked opponents he is the new JJ 🦆🦆🤭
@@amongsus39 Dana White is the one who matchmakes his fights, and I think it’s somewhat confirmed he will fight Ankalaev next, the two division champ don’t duck anyone, he fights on short notice almost every time.
@@amongsus39ankalaev ha
D been ducking Alex they’ve offered the fight to him multiple times and kept refusing to fight pereira u must be a casual
@@amongsus39Potato voodo guy beats Ankalaev easy 😂😂😂😂 Ankalaev looks like Muslim Orc 😂😂😂😂
@@meatrocket6979 What you are saying that ankalaev is ducking periera multiple times, ankaleav refused to fight periera one time during ufc 300 that time was ramadan going on so ankaleav said he wont able to make it for that fight only even makachev refused to fight leon at ufc 300 because of ramadan and you are saying that ankalaev is ducking multiple times first know then speak before saying anything
2:05 Dana: mark give me my money back😂😂
ridiculous hes even #2 lol. Beat a washed 42 year old as his first fight in years and hes #2? Dawg what
someone explain something to me, how is JJ consider no1:goat when he used performance enhancing drugs(allegedly?)
@ not allegedly, confirmed, lmao
@@Nooooooooooooooo1x That's his fans for you.
Exactly. He should be no higher than 6 or 7 and I'd even put Max ahead of him even with his recent loss due to his body of work
@@Nooooooooooooooo1x
islam makhachev will defeat arman tsarukyan, charles oliveira and ilia topuria. Also He will be UFC welterweight champion and be king always. Mark my words 100%
Dana still doesn’t understand how P4P works. 🤦♂️
And you know from that basement ?
@@jericho-tubeYes.
0:20 What a shock 😂
The last part of video is gold 😂😂😂
Realistically, Jones shouldn’t even be top 5 P4P. He just beat a 42 y/o retired firefighter who hasn’t fought since being knocked out cold by Francis.
he should be top 1 to 4 realistically. He has 4 times the title wins of the other fighters.
Islam won the belt from a guy with as many losses as wins. He beat a guy that's smaller than him twice that got knocked out by a even smaller guy. Lol😂
@@ChantelJordan-fm7kxdismissing charles like that is insane your such a casual beating a 42 year old who hasnt fought in years dont mean shit and hes not p4p 1 you no idea how p4p works
@@ChantelJordan-fm7kxIslam didn't beat him twice lmfao. Islam lost the first fight against Volk real badly
@combatbeatdown Dismissing Charles. Didn't dismiss him. It's insane. Wow. That's 🤪 . Loopy even. Do you have real points or you just going to keep talking nonsense. Glover Texera won the belt in his 40s. Ir doesn't matter anyway. That's not the point of p4p. Jones is undefeated with most title fights by far. That's it. Done
Wild how you beat an old man who hasn't fought in almost 4 years, and somehow go up a rank above the most active UFC champ on the roster...
And he's above Topuria, who KO'd the previous most active champ and FW GOAT, before KO'ing the previous FW GOAT too.
@@AshRain-nu3vz Good point. Either way, Jones should be below Poatan.
@@Brett-v6t For sure. When I say this shit I feel like a hater, and it's not that Jon isn't phenomenal, but the UFC roster has some of the greatest talents in MMA history rn. Jon just isn't putting up enough performances that can keep up with Islam, Alex, and Ilia.
Should be just like that
1: Poatan
2: Topuria
3: Mackachev
4: Jones
5: Dricus
6: Belal
@@LeJonBrone Dricus is ahead of Jon on P4P.
Mark ZuckerBORG is a nice addition to the already crazy family 🤖
He actually trains MMA so it makes sense.
The Dricus Laugh got me🤣🤣🤣
1:13 that hilarious we saw Islam villan arc before gta😂😂
The end rankings killed me ❤ 😂😂😂
AI rankings followed by the 3 audio clips of the DDP laugh, the Belal chant and the Merab primal scream is just gold 🥇
Belal
Merab
Dricus
Probably his worst nightmare 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ankalaev should be P4P #1 and Dana is done
@@МихаилПнёв-с8т I can tell that you want to kiss Ankalaev's ass just like how Dana kisses Jon Jones' ass everyday.
Dana has no problem with Ddp, he is pretty entertaining
@@МихаилПнёв-с8тbro spammed the same thing twice and what has ankalaev done to deserve that p4p #1 ranking.
@@МихаилПнёв-с8тI can tell that you want to ride Ankalaev like how Dana rides Jon jones everyday
0:53 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:02 🤣🤣🤣 (Ai's ranking) 😭😭😭😭
Hahaha! The AI results for P4P...priceless.
That AI twist was hilarious, that goes beyond Dana's worst nightmares even LOL
How jon agreed to Islam being no.1 p4p😂😂
Dropping 5 classic videos in a week is legendary work lol
Even not Makhacev, AI precisely showed Belal! 😂😂😂😂😂
Makhachev is one of the most entertaining and exciting fighters in the UFC lol it wouldn't make sense to put him next to Merab and Dana likes Islam as champion.
@@Arkus123ok bro 🤦
@@aidenfielding1348 Islam is literally the perfect representative of MMA lol if you don’t enjoy his style than you don’t enjoy MMA
Belal 😅 man that was amazing
What do you expect from Zucker's AI?😂😂😂
1:15 Islam's swift change in reaction when he got back to his top spot.. 😂 lol, so cute.
On a serious note however Dana is a very real and stark example of what happens when kids with severe developmental issues grow up and blind luck their ways into positions of extreme wealth and power.
Okay, slow down, you can trash him now, call him gay for Jonny "meat" all you want, but calling him a re-tard, saying he's blind luck?
I don't think MMA being banned in nearly every state is good luck.
Dana is upset with Jon Jones 💀💀
U r really an artist w your videos. So much detail and specifics and subtleties..... And so hilarious. Always right on point. Thank you!
That "uuh, uuh, uuuh" Dana does when he gets sad or beat makes me laugh every single time 😂
Dana continues to post IG stories saying “we’re gonna get rid of these clowns “, but he’s taking forever to take action
The Matrix cables attaching made me choke on my coffee in laughter 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣
the ai p4p got me
Oh my man that was funny as hell. Wah man you’re really good. I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂 that one was by far one of the best.
Belallll Belalllll😂😂😂
2:06 kill me 😂
If they actually did AI it would be
1.Islam
2.Ilia
3.Alex
4.Tom
5.DDP
That's actually a good ranking lol but I would put DDP above Aspinall because beating Izzy, Strickland and Whittaker is way more impressive than any of Aspinall's wins combined lol 😂😂😂 Aspinall is being carried by his fast and impressive finishes.
@@Arkus123it’s a ranking of what you’ve done recently not your entire career
If the AI went by time taken to win it would be Tom.
@@mountainjews yeah and DDP beating Adesanya was recent and that's way better than beating Curtis Blaydes.
@@superflyguy4488 if the AI went by quality of opponents only than Tom wouldn't even be top 15 I'm an Aspinall fan but y'all are jokers if you think he's any higher than 5.
Zuckerberg with the robot sounds 😅
Tom Aspinall belongs in number 1 finishing all those scary guys in round 1 is unheard of
Quem ????? Menos top 1 jones ou poatan
Jones is robbing aspinall of more than just the belt
Aspinall's best win is Volkov 😅
@@Tonycillian5 right? i mean Aspinall hasn't beaten anyone relevant and yet jones is ducking him lol
Dana's right, the rankings are way off. No way Jones should be that high for beating an old man.
Belaaal👏👏👏
Belaaal👏👏👏😁😁😁😁
Belal no. 1 P4P fighter in the world by split decision.
2:09 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love your videos bro. Especially when Belal is the number 1 P4P fighter. Much love from South Africa. I'm chilling with a lion here😂😂
Pretty sure at this point the people doing these rankings are trying to mess with Dana 🤣
No? Jon Duck Jones shouldnt even be in the top 5 for fighting 2 times in 4 years and beating a 42 year old retired firefighter. Compared to him Poatan defended his belt 3 times in 1 year and topuria defeated two GOATs of FW back to back by KO
The robot zuck is a nice touch 😂
absolutely disgraceful jon jones is the goat
Mojahed the real P4P No.1 btw Belal, at the end, made my day 🤣🤣
The roboticness of Zuckerberg and the AI list is hilarious😂😂😂😂
Ai P4P rankings made me laugh even harder😂
Dana’s ranking
1. Jon
2. Bones
3. Jones
4. Conor
This channel deserve an Oscar.
i was expecting that ending but at the same time i wasn't, so good lol 😂😂
i was waiting for this video after ranking updates
Dana morphing from looking like Mr clean into looking like a tomato because he's mad over the p4p rankings 😂😂😂
The way Suga Borg turns his head was my favorite.
best of the best video from you till now !😂 islam part was lit 🔥❤️😂
Nooo. Alex just Said chamaaaa. Its so Funny😂😂
I laughed so hard I actually started choking.
AI ranking with DDP laugh had me rolling 😂😂😂😂
AI would absolutely not rank Jones on #2 or 1 because it HAS to consider recent performances and activity to make any sense, and it will see just like everyone else that Jones hasnt fought much lol
Wow, he beat a 43 year old. He must be the p4p #1 now.
Dana when discovering Jon Bones Jones is not Number 1 I will fix the situation myself?
Who else agrees that Mojahed would be better for Jon's legacy?
Just luuuve these clips. Absolutely BRILLIANT!
😂
I not laughed that hard in weeks when it said belal merab dricus🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 excellent plot twist ...thankyou mohammad 😁
THEM P4P RANKINGS 😂 GREAT WORK!
Broo u are best 😂😂😂😂😂 last moment hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DANA said Mark is Never My Friend after that AI P4P Rankings😂😂😂😂😂
Mark Zuckerberg as a robot 😂 Last AI P4P 😄😆😅😂🤣
Wow Bilal is P4P Number 1 that Part is Amezing 😂😂👏👏👏
Zuck cameo killed it. We need more zuck
😂😂😂Belal de primero en la lista 😂😂😂 buenísimo Belal, Belal 👊
AI P4P list ❎
Dana's Nightmare List ✅🤣🤣
Dana can’t get a break not even Ai or Mark Zuckerberg can’t help him fix the Ranking System 😂😂😂😂😂
You put 2 people in a room and Jon Jones walks out😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How can you become a No #1 P4P fighter after fighting a guy who's not even ranked in the top 10 in the division 😂
The Zuck park finished me😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Who's zero now, who's zerooooo?!!! Cracked me lmao.
It’s very easy to scientifically figure this out you put them on a bench press you calculate how much they can benchpress and you deduct their body weight very simple formula everyone’s too scared to do
I knew this episode was coming out today :)
Jones "Oh Man!"
Pereira "CHAMA!!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mojahed, you nailed this one. Great....awesome...really!
Dana kissing Jon was epic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Last moment was hilarious 😂😂😂