He didn't just fly across the map. He traveled 4 PU on the x axis, 3 PU on the y axis, and 5 PU on the z axis away at the speed of 3c to land on the desired place.
I like how this reframes the game to something like hitman where it doesn't matter how or when CJ completes the task, so long as Big Smoke and Rider are dead and Tenpenny falls off that bridge in a firetruck the game marks it as complete instead of being just some completely random wacky thing And also CJ's movement techs are extremely believable Amazing work, extremely well earned sub
Normal speedrunners: taking everything needed and beating the game in a reasonable time Meanwhile cj: Æ̶̢̱̰͓̺̤̰͈̭͂Æ̶̨͚̥̯̱̼̙̯͔̙̞͖̠̞̬͛́̾Æ̴̛̛̹̣͎̩͎̺̩̤̀͂̌̊̒͑́̀Æ̴̧̧̻͈̮̝̬̼͎̻̪̘̊͛̈́͊̏͆̒̓̀́̒Æ̶̼̽Æ̷̯̥̿́͗Æ̶̨̟̬̟̼̟͉̀̊̃͆̓̽̋̓̂͐͊̂̃̈͝Æ̵̛̗̘̳̈̿̈̉̽̔͆Æ̶̧͕̬̓̀͆̿̽̌̈́̽̀̍͑͝͠Ǣ̷̱͑͂̃̐͂̄̓̍̀͘̚Æ̷̧̛̯̠̟̣̀̄͑̐̐̿͒͒̉̑̕͠͝Æ̴̙̰̬͎̻̲̰̞̉̎̈̒̒̊͑̓̾̀͘Æ̷̡̭̻̦͍̖̩͍̏͆̋̅̓͐͐̃̎Æ̷͕̩̪̭̬̈́̓͆͋̈́̋̌̓͛͆͘̚Æ̶̧̧̜̞͚͕͈̫̹̪̌̒̿͜ͅÆ̴̢̧̬͎̩̗̞̹̠͇͔̈́͌̔̚̚͠Æ̵̮̪͚̣̹̜̬̙̻̆͛̄͝Æ̴̧̜͍̬̞̮̃̋̆
This is what we call a perfection. This is what we call high quality content. This is what we call a masterpiece. This is what we call an actual speedrun.
From glitching cellphone calls to ragdolling through the map and triggering missions without even a marker. The speedrun community has truly come a long way
![GTA San Andreas - Any% speedrun in [14:57] Former World Record](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BJikBWi1n_c/mqdefault.jpg)
![GTA San Andreas - Any% speedrun in [14:57] Former World Record](/img/tr.png)
*Send this video into space so the aliens can see how we have advanced*
GUINNESS MULTIVERSE RECORD
Sooo... Now whats the idea? Alien dont have any things again! If alien to the world probably humans will secure the aliens
Probably a bad idea
Bruh don't that, they might use it as a declaration of war
Ok homie fo' shur
0:05
He finished the game even quicker than Big Smoke ordered his food.
No
No big smoke ALWAYS order food
Edit: I think this is the most likes ive got on a comment
NeN
Here before 7 billion likes
Carl! it's me, Big Smoke.....Chill, Chill
If you ever feel pointless, remember that random pencils like me exist
-Random Pencil ✏️
Me! It's me, CJ, chill, chill
@@zyclo Random Pencils like you make the world a better place.
@@night-seeker666 thanks so much bro I’m gonna sub to u :)
@@zyclo Same.
0:28 the best kick I have ever seen!
I love Sweet's casual reaction to his brother who had been away for five years falling from the sky and killing their best friend
Man what is your problem?
Huh
JUST KEEP HANging on bro
@@mike_1987 hanging on*
why not? that's how mafia works
*CJ runs faster than FlyingKitty's computer software.* It looks like he can finally follow the damn train.
Yup
Yeah, yeah, shut up, SparrowIZ is better than FlyingKitty!
@@sparrowizcommander8356 that's your mom
God damn it now I want a whole video dedicated to...
The train.
@@sparrowizcommander8356 bla bla your opinion is trash -redditor
No way this is real, the odds of CJ smiling when he shoots Big Smoke is 0.0000001%. I'm pretty sure cheating was involved here
Its real because he never
Gonna Give You Up
Ok
@@water_is_wet wow that's a smart rickroll
SparrowIZ is better than FlyingKitty
FlyingKitty sucks
@@sparrowizsoldier1900 no one asked for your opinion
0:08 That smile got me dying
And the way CJ bend his arm…
and the blj
Things that make some people smile make us cry
-Big Smoke
@@BimdekiZencisame things make us laugh make us cry**
got Big Smoke dying too
Seeing CJ fly across the map is so freaking satisfying
ruclips.net/video/CQRx52x-qMs/видео.html
As well as me seeing 420 likes. Perfection
He didn't just fly across the map. He traveled 4 PU on the x axis, 3 PU on the y axis, and 5 PU on the z axis away at the speed of 3c to land on the desired place.
Hey guys
A small youtuber here
Pls just watch my videos once....U will definitely like it...Thank you
For giving ur time to read this.
Bruh
Seems like CJ went insane after saying "Ah shit, here we go again" too many times
"Here we go again"
So he's done this before, huh.
This was attempt no. 389, after countless weeks of prior training and mastering the mechanics.
At 3:32 in this video
ruclips.net/video/cw3FSSBxluU/видео.html
Super mario from terminal montage lmao
@@kasane1337 Don't forget memorization of any and all glitches for travel and projectilation
ruclips.net/video/_vhI5m28tdM/видео.html
0:08 CJ's Smile is like : Hi👋 bye👋
0:15 CJ : Literally kills Ryder
Sweet : Man what is your problem -_-
Just keep hang around!
@@arktube6558 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kendl : there is no universe in that we can live in peace - _-
Big Smoke: *U picked the wrong house fo-*
CJ: *EH EEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEH*
Lmao
Speedrun always like that
BWLJ xd
SANS
SM64
0:09 *You pick the wr- AAHH*
wr - AHH use
0:11 eh-eh- eeeeeeeeeee
🤣🤣🤣
You pick the rooooouse
Sweet: Man, what is your problem?
“You picked the roOŒÆŒAW”
“Man what the fu朔
Hah?
CJ Altered reality and the whole universe with this speedrun.
Hey F.B.I
Altered*
Edit: they fixed it boys, crisis averted
Ulttered?
As per usual
YEPA
GTA San Andreas side missions: "Why are we still here, just to suffer"
Fuck you
@Tavo NOMAD Rojas lol
@@AhmedCT YOU'RE DONE IN THIS TOWN, FUCKO
@@uncleurda8101 🙂
@@uncleurda8101 yeaj get the riffraff outta here uncld
Dream has been really quiet since this dropped.
Lmao
Lmfao
dream succ
Especially since even this seems more legit than his speedruns lol
Quite litterally
0:13 grand theft auto trilogy will be like
You're kind of 3 years late
Bro predicted the past
CJ: I hate gravity!
*Proceeds to fly*
SparrowIZ is better than FlyingKitty
FlyingKitty sucks
@@sparrowizsoldier1745 Shut the fuck up
@@sparrowizsoldier1745 I like trains (STOP SPAMMING!)
@@iliketrainskid5610 Yeah, yeah, shut up, SparrowIZ is better than FlyingKitty!
@@sparrowizcommander8356 f off dude
"You picked the wr-" he isnt wrong tho
😂
LOL thats funny
LOL
LOL i din’t get it...
@ hitler sucks
There’s just something oddly satisfying about CJ saying “EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH”
bro its like super mario 64
Yep
@@halaelzwawy6997 more like A stack of super mario
yeah..noo..
Pink Guy - CLUB BANGER 3000
0:02 “Ayo what the fuugh…” I love that it’s perfect lmao
No wonder Toreno got his eyes on CJ, he was special indeed
Lol very special
Indeed
666th like
Always has been.
@BoyKun Gaming *N O T A N Y M O R E ! ! !*
I love how he just laughs after killing Big Smoke
Cat: meow
Dog: bow-vow
Cow: moo-moo
CJ: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Ehe te nandayo?!
Paimon time
Ehehheheheu
Аахахаа
É
This video is peak video game comedy bruh, no dialogue, just fucking chaos
0:08 that smile is priceless
😀
Cursed
One of the most cursed pics in the world
😁
hola soy CJ
When CJ found out he was in a time loop , he knew exactly what to do
Hahaha
Is this a madoka magica reference
@@rajanon7113 no, this is when CJ found out he was in a time loop, and knew exactly what to do.
legendary comment
Ahh yes Groundhog Day
I think now everyone can speedrun in the definitive edition since everything's flying
Speed Fly
man, the definitive is a very good game. i hope it's not bad and were removed from rockstar launcher
Chad comment enargy
GTA San Andreas: Terminal montage edition 😆
I must be the only person with no problems in my copy
I like how this reframes the game to something like hitman where it doesn't matter how or when CJ completes the task, so long as Big Smoke and Rider are dead and Tenpenny falls off that bridge in a firetruck the game marks it as complete instead of being just some completely random wacky thing
And also CJ's movement techs are extremely believable
Amazing work, extremely well earned sub
I didn’t know Mario taught CJ about speed running.
that's what CJ was doing in the East Coast
He means this because he made a blj (backwards long jump)
Carl Johnson, super hero.
it's was Dream playing gta san andreas🤣
mario judah
Record host: remember, u are not allowed to use any kind of cheats or...
CJ: proceeds to fly.
Its a BLJ i aint cheating
After all the practice flying kitty's gone through he finally beat the world record😭
YES
He also found the secret ending , the BUSTA %any ending
Yes
he beat the game
So incredible and inspirational
Normal speedrunners: taking everything needed and beating the game in a reasonable time
Meanwhile cj: Æ̶̢̱̰͓̺̤̰͈̭͂Æ̶̨͚̥̯̱̼̙̯͔̙̞͖̠̞̬͛́̾Æ̴̛̛̹̣͎̩͎̺̩̤̀͂̌̊̒͑́̀Æ̴̧̧̻͈̮̝̬̼͎̻̪̘̊͛̈́͊̏͆̒̓̀́̒Æ̶̼̽Æ̷̯̥̿́͗Æ̶̨̟̬̟̼̟͉̀̊̃͆̓̽̋̓̂͐͊̂̃̈͝Æ̵̛̗̘̳̈̿̈̉̽̔͆Æ̶̧͕̬̓̀͆̿̽̌̈́̽̀̍͑͝͠Ǣ̷̱͑͂̃̐͂̄̓̍̀͘̚Æ̷̧̛̯̠̟̣̀̄͑̐̐̿͒͒̉̑̕͠͝Æ̴̙̰̬͎̻̲̰̞̉̎̈̒̒̊͑̓̾̀͘Æ̷̡̭̻̦͍̖̩͍̏͆̋̅̓͐͐̃̎Æ̷͕̩̪̭̬̈́̓͆͋̈́̋̌̓͛͆͘̚Æ̶̧̧̜̞͚͕͈̫̹̪̌̒̿͜ͅÆ̴̢̧̬͎̩̗̞̹̠͇͔̈́͌̔̚̚͠Æ̵̮̪͚̣̹̜̬̙̻̆͛̄͝Æ̴̧̜͍̬̞̮̃̋̆
CJ has learned how to backwards long jump he's becoming too powerful
SparrowIZ is a God
FlyingKitty is a servant
facts.
@@sparrowizsoldier8857 ding dong your opinion is wrong
OORAGNAK cheat activated.
@@sparrowizsoldier8857 your opinion suck and you are just his servant
Desinc taught him
0:05 after four weeks of no memes, it was time to go home.
YESSSS HOME SWEET HOME
*YOU PICKED THE WRONG AWAUGH!!!*
Shit. Look at this fool. You ain't me.
ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ¹ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉʳ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ?
No I ain't you smoke I'm better. I am the meme master
Mario: yahoo
Cj: *EYUH EYUH*
🗿
plz
Tempeny not tenpenny
@@cucked6104 gaypenny
See you around...officer.
Big Smoke: "U pick the wrong house fool"
CJ: "Well not anymore" ☠️💀
Flyingkitty:posts 2 videos in one week
Everyone: *Impossible*
"After 4 weeks without memes, its time to go home"
- Flyingkitty
never thought i’d see my boy CJ do multiple backwards long jumps
He gives a good BLJ
@@accountwontlastlong1 hmmmm 🤔
Not to mention he manipulates the air so he can continue to BLJ
He is pretty ya know good
0:15 i lost it 😂🤣
Ryders been a bad doggy
me too LMAO
E
Man what's your problem
@@daflopper69 JUST KEEP HOLDING ON BRO
0:26
"Officer John" That smile was personal😂😂💀💀
CJ: Ah shit here we go again
Barely a minute later
Also CJ: see you around, officer.
Not even a minute bro.. It took just in seconds!!
Not even a minute 😂
ya
ruclips.net/video/Fkm8TLK9ZhU/видео.html
0:28 best super kick
Me as well
Shaolin kick
A kick that can kill god
3069 Shawn michaels
ruclips.net/video/bhliVEbszKc/видео.html
That's why CJ is the most op character in the history of GTA
CJ Got 15 seconds tho
Yeah
What is the meaning of "OP"
@@hanaahmed3782 it means over powered
Music ?
Good job homie.. gotta put the work in
Mario: YAHOO-YAYAYAYAYA
CJ: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEH!!!!!
(C)SeltonXD:BLJ from sm64 in GTA:SA😂😂😂😂😂😂
EHE TE NANDAYO!!
Tenpenny: do it ;)
Why he calling me???
DaBaby: Yeah Yeah🔥
Carl: *kills ryder*
Sean: Man, what's your problem.
Carl *JUST KEEP HANGING ON BRO,*
Hahah! I watched the video too!
So?
La verdad que si jajaja
Sean?
0:19 *oof*
ruclips.net/video/_vhI5m28tdM/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/i0eDmLWpKu4/видео.html
www.twitch.tv/patiwin
O.(of)^2
Num4
Sweet's "Hey whats your problem" just got me, he just showed a cruel reality💀
me who has never finished the game: *wow, so that's how it ended*
You guys need to play it though to the end!
You have to man 2nd best game Ive played the best game I've played gotta be rdr2
@@oldarthurmorgan6319 rdr2 online sucks though
@@Muinciavhe they could’ve atleast allowed us to buy a cabin and deck it out or something
@Sonny the Duck bro i stuck in mission God damn Train
0:02 I love this part 😂😂
😂😂 trap siht evol I 20:0
defok
Its better than your content
Ayye radal😀
@@turnersexplicit7912 atleast he has good editing
Yes yes yes
Hi radal 👍
"See you around like a doughnut carl!"
One minute later...
"See you around,officer"
Cj: Bunnyhops across Los Santos and kills each of the antagonists within few seconds
Sweet: *mAN wHAt İS youR PrObLEm!?!?!?!?!?*
He didnt really bunnyhop across the whole state but ok
You probably could've just said los santos
@@manuelcandia1940 Yeah I fixed it
@@hmt4381 nice.
more likes coming your way!
Bunnyhopping is a super mario 64 reference , glitch called BLJ ( Backwards Long Jump )
Fun fact: This wasn't edited or by mods, it was his *gaming chair*
So original and funny xDDD
this joke isnt funny anymore
Not funny dead meme
@@TheMrMikro XDdDDDsDDDDDDDdD
@@ulosho keria
Flyingkitty be like: hippity hoppity gta san andreas is my property
they say pullaski is gay
@@aadithya3353 oh fo sho
SparrowIZ way better than FlyingKitty.
@@sparrowizcommander8356 that's your mom
@@sparrowizcommander8356 REPORT THIS GUY PLES
Y'all may ask if Sweet Johnson will die. No, because those drive-by Ballas died in the start. Nice details, Flyingkitty
That makes a lot of sense!
He is not a pro player, he simply has a good gaming chair
I shall ruin the 123 likes
@@banhkha8730 😁
@@banhkha8730 and i shall make them 365
No a good gaming table
Gaming chairs fuck up your spine
I can't believe we're still making memes about a 17-year old game
It's because it will never die
This won't die
You hear me?
This game won't die
It is because it is one of the best games ever made
@@DudeOfTheWeek Yep
@@DudeOfTheWeek fax
0:09 CJ‘s face is so funny LOL
Handsome
ruclips.net/video/rIiivcnh-JA/видео.html
Dont watch that link its has many dislikes
Yes 😃
@@parisgorospe7709 yeah
"You picked the rouse" -big smoke 2021
I like this ending better since Officer Hernandez didn't have to die. Good guy, always felt bad when he was shot by Pulaski
Ohhhh, the BITCH. what the hell he want?
He's just their bitch
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÈ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŘĖ
@@dont9790 always hasn't been
In my 12 years of RUclips, this is the best piece of content I've ever witnessed
@Patrick McNamara damn you must be great at parties
@Patrick McNamara his account exists since 2010, so he probably isnt lying. Just saying.
@Patrick McNamara Damn son, you must be single
@Patrick McNamara he joined 10 years ago you joined 3 years ago so shut up
@Patrick McNamara Seems like you're projecting there, pal. 🤣 😂 What a loser.
0:28 the sound goes good with the beat
Yes
ruclips.net/video/axqvz1Us468/видео.html
GTA but CJ already know everything 😂
People who did American Dad Speedruns: Just like the simulations
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÈ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŘĖ
@@dont9790 okay, i wont
Ain't that meme 2 years old?
Random person: I had a dream about kissing my crush
My dreams:
I think you might’ve made a pun because this video is basically a speed-run with dreams speed run music lol
@@paxtonsmg346 Oh, that’s where that music is from.
ruclips.net/video/PKX78lCYtS4/видео.html
LMAO
ruclips.net/video/rgKD33vgsMs/видео.html
0:28 Anime characters fighting while flying would be like:
Lmfao so true though.
yh
tought of the same thing lmao
As a weeb
I agree with you
It reminds me of Midorya vs overhaul.
Bro really "Eh'ed" to make mario's *"YAHOO"* jealous
This is what we call a perfection.
This is what we call high quality content.
This is what we call a masterpiece.
This is what we call an actual speedrun.
Yeah, yeah, shut up, SparrowIZ is better than FlyingKitty!
SparrowIZ is a God
FlyingKitty is a servant
facts.
@@sparrowizcommander8356 Reported for spam, get a life..
@@irvancrocs1753 SparrowIZ is the best in the planet while FlyingKitty is a bad editor
@@sparrowizcommander8356 shut up you sparrow servant
0:08
i will never forget that scary smile
You pick the wro-
Plz stop Israel (modern nazis) inhumane acts against Palestine, thier weapons are funded by your government spread the message.
0:11 we need a longer version of this
Its speedrun bro have to make it short
Erryyyyahah
@@vaibhavamandra2609 bruh he meant the BLJ on CJ he wanted to make it like 10 hours
Mario 64 jump glitch xd
@@thatonebaldheadedclassd1074 ook broo😁
0:15 *achievement unlocked: air assassination*
0:35 The look on tenpenny's face is priceless
Tenpenny is literally me after a long day of drawing 2 manga panels.
ruclips.net/video/CQRx52x-qMs/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/vUCyMSyiQxk/видео.html !!!!!!
From glitching cellphone calls to ragdolling through the map and triggering missions without even a marker. The speedrun community has truly come a long way
@LABORATÓRIO DO FUNK gta kkkk liked
CJ special move: EHEHEHEHEHHHEEEHH
@LABORATÓRIO DO FUNK Stop promoting your own channel
🤣
@LABORATÓRIO DO FUNK you know, aggroing your channel on comments make your account go oof
UGH
It’s a BLJ
officer tenpenny actually got wasted by CJ version of Hancock.
looks like Hernandez gets to survive in this universe lol
@Maruki Shimano 2
@@BACONHAIRLEGENDGAMER 4
Sepi.. nitip sendal cok
@@hiumegalodon2809 mantap
He was in the fire truck aswell
Post-credits: Catalina explodes cuz Claude f*cked too fast.
Preventing gta 3 from happening
I-
It could be like that😂
GTA 3 would never exist then
LMAO yeah, his last name is "Speed" for a reason 😂
“menn whats your problemm”
top 10
Bro he even had the classic dream Minecraft manhunt music playing the background XD
"Carl Jhonson"
"Ya picked the wrong house fo-"
eae adermilson
OmG this is one of the best short videos I've ever watched iml 😂
the most legendary words 0:15
*MaHN WHaT Is yO pRObLeM???*
100th like :D
JUST KEEP HANGING ON BRO
hahhha yes
449th like
@@UwUTeevee OOf-
CJ: Comes flying in from the sky, landing on Ryder, killing him.
Sweet: “Man what is yo problem?”
I'M ՏᑌᗷᗷIᑎᘜ TO EVERYOᑎᗴ ᗯᕼO ᒪIKᗴ'Տ TᕼIՏ ᑕOᗰᗰᗴᑎT ᗩᑎᗪ ՏᑌᗷՏ
CJ: "Just keep hanging out fool"
ruclips.net/video/rIiivcnh-JA/видео.html
"Dude he's not hacker, he's just playing really well" EHH
THIS
ruclips.net/video/mgQyQOp_M_w/видео.html
Its his gaming chair
ya hes right!!!
its just his gaming chair
he just got a gaming chair
He's not cheating. He has a good gaming chair.
0:08 that would make a nice profile picture
I know, right?
@@jangelelcangry wow! you are using cj's profile photo, how cool, lol
@@jvzzn Well, I thank Flyingkitty for such of piece of art.
@@jangelelcangry gta san Andreas, is one of the best games in my opinion, a game that marked my childhood a lot, and I still carry it with me today.
@@creepysmilingcarl9742 here we go, I'm also going to put the image, I loved it
He didn't even follow the damn train, This has to be a cheated run.
Yes 😂😂
This is something that occurs during the big smoke WR They do it so fast your eyes can’t see it
lol. are u detective sir
I think it's just edit
@Dark Exactlly !
Whip.......lash !
It's like CJ is stuck in a perpetual time loop so he's trying to find the fastest way to get it over with each time
Subaru
@@potatoshorts8877 no
ruclips.net/video/axqvz1Us468/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/_vhI5m28tdM/видео.html
@@Chaoblahippo yes
It’s hard to imagine the author’s mental state when he created this video
CJ after finishing the whole story, He came back to finished what's need to be done
Is CJ god? You capitalized the “h” in “he”. Or did god come back to finish the story of San andreas
@@oliverobler5491
CJ is very much God.
@@oliverobler5491 CJ is a god 😫🙏
@@oliverobler5491 CJ is a god 'cuz he's IMMORTAL
Bruh
Can we have a moment to appreciate how iconic this game is
Definitely Standing The Test Of Time
@@jmane4581 And I thought Minecraft handled the test of time the best
@@jbeamer11tv Gta San andreas is on another level bro....No other GTA game after this even came close to SA.
True.
@@azidahaka8543 so true 👍
0:09 That image will be in my nightmares...
HAHAHAHHAHA
My new profile pic
@@Adres-ng6xj lol
@@Adres-ng6xj hahahahaha
Edgy
Dream + Mario from Super Mario 64 = Speedrunner Carl Johnson
0:15 at 0.25 speed is hilarious
Plz stop Israel (modern nazis) inhumane acts against Palestine, thier weapons are funded by your government spread the message.
Lmao
@@arabianprince7508 stfu
@@arabianprince7508 Israel did nothing wrong
@@arabianprince7508 really? you gonna bring politics into a meme video?
"Welcome Home, Carl. Glad To Be Back?"
*"See You Around, Officer"*
"What-"
😂
@@spam4113
What ever
Plz stop Israel (modern nazis) inhumane acts against Palestine, thier weapons are funded by your government spread the message.
@@priyalingam9557
ㅤ
0:08 i dead laughing at his face
Ninja style
:D
Never seen him smile😂
i too dead
lol
Cj having a mental breakdown control be like:
“A-AAAAAAA-BOM!BOM!BOM!BOM!BOM!PHAW!” 0:28