This is the plan bro, all of them buy auto snipers and keep banging mid so no one passes to B. The guy with a Negev rushes B safely since no one can pass. Some people do it the opposite, all of them buy Negevs and Spray B to block the CTs and the 5th guy buys an auto sniper or any other weapon that he likes and rushes B safely.
Monopoly money can still be a form of legitimate currency, just bring five wheelbarrows of Monopoly money, sell it to some recycled paper plant, and buy a pack of gum with it.
The funny thing is, the M249 already could be used for suppressing fire even before the Negev update. The start up is wonky but after that the grouping is pretty tight.
billy; why not man? there might be a chance in a round that you get a kill with it and i always play with friends; in other words i don't take this game serious :D
the implication is that your enemy is so bad he cant shoot you in the head before you slowly painfully spray him down with the XM on range it might work in silver, sometimes
Thank god CS2 added a refund button in the buy menu. Of course not like this will happen ever again since you’re limited to having 5 mid-tier guns equipped anyhow so chances are you already removed the M249 and replaced it with something else
Do they even allow you to pick the M249 or Negev for your loadout now, or was I just too stupid to realize they're meant to go into the "rifle" category now that shotguns share their place with SMGs and "heavy" weapons are no longer a thing?
@@D0Samp M249 and Negev are classified as Mid-Tier guns so they go in one of the 5 mid-tier slots in the middle of the loadout screen. You have to click and drag them to the slots. They can replace any of the guns in the five slots with the LMGs, or just choose not to use the LMGs at all
i queued up for thrill in nova and these two dudes in my team started dominating after force buying sawed offs every round and just owning everyone, was nice meme
the very only reason i ever used that thing was because in tf2 im heavy main and thought "this weapon might as well prove to be of some use since it fires many bullets like the mini guns" and a few matches later:"no one ever mention to me that useless piece of garbage ever again."
This weapon was absolute pile of shit back in CS 1.6 too. It costs like two FAMAS'es and performs even worse than the FAMAS itself. I still have terrible memories of playing Condition Zero where one of the maps required killing 3 enemies with M249 without dying and then winning the match. On Hard difficulty.
Your videos are hilarious AF. Subscribed! :D The M249 is good for stopping rushes through narrow corridors though IMO. I manage to land triple kills at times and make the enemy team rage. XD
That coke scene at the end made me crack up laughing. Whenever I’m having a shit day I’ll just watch one of your videos and I will be having a good day from that point on.
You can spray with the M4A1S really easily. Unless you pull down to much. I sometimes like to use the A4 because my aim is shit and the higher inaccuracy actually helps...
1:01 The M249 Is not a Prank By Valve to toy with the New players, The M249 Was supposed to be a LMG (It's not a Squad automatic Weapon Or SAW for short)That Could be more Mobile than the M60 and have more stopping power than the M16A1, Although Having a Low Muzzle velocity than the M16 Series of rifles (M249-3,000 ft/s M16-3,150 ft/s) And if you want a LMG that has Power, Use the M249 SPW or M249P
Try shotguns. Flashing and rushing in low economy rounds can be traumatizing for the t side. Especially if you're going to rush in narrow spaces. The flash goes off, t side has 3 deaths and they didn't even shot once. They don't try to come from the same place for at least 2 rounds.
Not only more ammo, but also more range, better accuracy and it's faster. The only good thing that the sawed off has it's the high damage output, which means that you better be at the face on the enemy when using this weapon.
You mean those times where you one-shot someone and in the next round and same spot don't and get obliverated? Didn't think of that, you've got a point.
the scary part is that it actually has some sort of accuracy. you'd be surprised at how effective it is when you're camping somewhere hidden and somehow you headshot every enemy with it
The Chad css m249 -Close range beast -Loud and scary -Big for the price of a bag of chips -Comes with the bonus of being your team's heavy -Shreds any foe in front of the mighty nozzle -Full Auto shotgun -Guarantees safety when passing through a smoke, shoot the entire cloud without running out of ammo
Hi (I am awfully sorry for the state of my English, for English is not my mother tongue. If you could find it in your hearts to forgive my blasphemy, I would be immensely grateful.)
I am sorry to address that you have two problems in your comment, one with vocabulary and another one relating to knowledge on grammar. Problem Number 1 is that "()" are parantheses, and ' "" ' are quotation marks. Problem number two is that you would put the full stop after the quotation marks, because if I had put the full stop in the quotation marks that would mean I would be directly quoting what he said and that it had a full stop in it, which the point of my comment was that he didn't have a full stop.
Leave a like if you guys enjoyed
iNoToRiOuS it my birthday
Hey, next weapon could be the "I SURRENDER!" rifle (FAMAS)?
will u be my friend senpai
Negev cost $2000
iNoToRiOuS So, where's that Bastion main video you talked about?
"You call yourself Global?" *Whole team buys auto-snipers*
Because by their logic all guns except snipers s█ck
@@timur5241 how did ya do that?!?
@@extreme4673 about cube? Copied from browser and saved in keyboard notes. On android. Not PC
@@timur5241 TYSM Man your the best. Wait... its just a emoji?
@@extreme4673 there's no emoji o_O
"James we were supposed to buy Negevs"
Whole team buys auto snipers lmfao.
Well Im Dead lol
Could Noto not find a Negev model?
I can’t pick A fucking name yup XD
This is the plan bro, all of them buy auto snipers and keep banging mid so no one passes to B. The guy with a Negev rushes B safely since no one can pass. Some people do it the opposite, all of them buy Negevs and Spray B to block the CTs and the 5th guy buys an auto sniper or any other weapon that he likes and rushes B safely.
"All **YOU** had to do was to buy the Negev." Not the whole team, only him.
That intro was sick bro :D
How haven't you been noticed yet
McSkillet mcfillet
McSkillet you are awesome
McSkillet your videos are sick!
go up you need to be noticed
3:15 That might be the sickest looking knife / glove combo I've ever seen. Jealous af.
Its just cosmetic
@@dutchvanderlinde9013 1st, the comment is 3 years ago. 2nd, the fuck you mean "just cosmetic"
Skin changed
@@unknwn3846 I mean it is though...
@@dutchvanderlinde9013 yeah yeah , just a cosmetic huh ?
"It was an accident-"
"**You*** are an accident!"
Come on, you missed such a great opportunity
Dang
Harsh lol
@Stanko Stojicevic Mislim, dobra je fora.
'Just like a liberal arts degree, you can't really apply it towards anything' - iNoToRiOuS
I goddamn love this guy.
and even if you do, everyone will laugh at you
As soon as I read this he said it
its also a constant reminder that you fucked up
I read this as he said it xD
what kind of degree does an economist have
The alright 16-0 boys part had me dying
Russ Jacob also, you can't do it. if you go 16-0 it means you buy a 5k gun on pistol
I once got an ace for mistakenly buying the M249 :^)
ok
ok
ok
ok
@@prxidee ok
Wallmart negev is my favorite gun
3:07
69 likes, nice.
I call this one the “Gun That Bots Waste Their Money On”
fr
0:50 Acually that's a great idea! :D
That intro was incredible
How to use the F(ucking reload time)AMAS
Mom- "Why don't you play with the neighbor's kid?"
The neighbor's kid- 2:07
LMAOOOO
LMAO
Your animations have been getting better and better, great work!!!
the nova is called "No scope AWP"
Annoye' with crosshair,cheaper and big risk af
Pepsi>Coke because of mountain dew fite me
Why would I argue with someone who can't properly spell (fite*)
@@boogyman3545 he probably did that on purpose
@@SpoonR24 i guess so
U wot m8
Why would I? I prefer Pepsi.
Do the AK47 ACOG SIGHT aka the sg553
Reaper the other COD gun
The deek penetrating AUG
The SG 553 has a 2x scope and no 3,5x acog scope!1!1!1!!
How to use Aug made in Pakistan's
SkellyPlayz MC it's actually made in Switzerland
"We don't have coke is Pepsi ok?"
"I don't know, is fucking Monopoly money ok?"
it is still money
Monopoly money can still be a form of legitimate currency, just bring five wheelbarrows of Monopoly money, sell it to some recycled paper plant, and buy a pack of gum with it.
Let me check my basement for some spare wheelbarrows full of Monopoly money
pepsi is better then coke.Coke is desgusting
AnonyamousGamer get the fuck outta here you commie.
2:48 look at his hands 👌
Meh copy
Elite sup
Shit
Love the intro animation man
Frog the Pepe I HAVE YOUR WIFE
The funny thing is, the M249 already could be used for suppressing fire even before the Negev update. The start up is wonky but after that the grouping is pretty tight.
I literally misclick buy this once every game...
Not joking. I think I’ve done it 3 times in a row already.
I don't think anyone was gonna call you out for it
Why is it a mis *click* though? Aren't you using the keyboard to quickly type the numbers?
"fuck I bought Zeus"
Happens on the first round all the fucking time .
i buy a zeus on every round
why
billy; why not man? there might be a chance in a round that you get a kill with it and i always play with friends; in other words i don't take this game serious :D
its heHUSE
How to use the "Primal Survivor" (Knife)
If they were going for 16-0, wouldn’t it have been a pistol round? Y’know, cuz after round 15 the sides swap?
How to use the "long range shotgun?" -XM1014
Papa thats the nova
Papa Yeah, spread is wider for XM1014 Nova is better for a little bit more range, for CQB you'd be better off with XM1014
Alcatraz MYC talking about the auto
Alcatraz MYC XM is better long range cause follow up shots are easier than nova.
the implication is that your enemy is so bad he cant shoot you in the head before you slowly painfully spray him down with the XM on range
it might work in silver, sometimes
Smitty, fitz, and notorious are the best cs go youtubers
KroN You forgot John and Swagger
KroN dont forget anomaly
what about trilluxe
3kliksphillip
Thank god CS2 added a refund button in the buy menu. Of course not like this will happen ever again since you’re limited to having 5 mid-tier guns equipped anyhow so chances are you already removed the M249 and replaced it with something else
Do they even allow you to pick the M249 or Negev for your loadout now, or was I just too stupid to realize they're meant to go into the "rifle" category now that shotguns share their place with SMGs and "heavy" weapons are no longer a thing?
@@D0Samp M249 and Negev are classified as Mid-Tier guns so they go in one of the 5 mid-tier slots in the middle of the loadout screen. You have to click and drag them to the slots. They can replace any of the guns in the five slots with the LMGs, or just choose not to use the LMGs at all
probably with a gun
How to use the "amputated lumberjack" Sawed-off shotgun.
i queued up for thrill in nova and these two dudes in my team started dominating after force buying sawed offs every round and just owning everyone, was nice meme
i think the toenail clipper is a better name for it
Đức Trí how to use the "1 shot in 2 nanometers"
Đức Trí the confetti gun
these videos are pure gold
0:14 it was a accident LOL XD Best Part
Waiter: "Is Pepsi Ok?"
Me: "IS MONOPOLY MONEY OK????"
BiggieYT dont copy
Pepsi is better
Pepsi is better
BiggieYT lol kids copying comment to get attention
dude dont copy
How to use the childproof Ak-47 (M4A4)
Also maybe how to use the slightly more expensive MP9 (MP7)
CT Galil?
What about how to use the "this map is T sided" for either of he M4s
He already did that (98 in 4)
the very only reason i ever used that thing was because in tf2 im heavy main and thought "this weapon might as well prove to be of some use since it fires many bullets like the mini guns" and a few matches later:"no one ever mention to me that useless piece of garbage ever again."
This weapon was absolute pile of shit back in CS 1.6 too. It costs like two FAMAS'es and performs even worse than the FAMAS itself. I still have terrible memories of playing Condition Zero where one of the maps required killing 3 enemies with M249 without dying and then winning the match. On Hard difficulty.
Do the "Why aren't you using the M4A4" (M4A1-S) and the "Why aren't you using the M4A1-S" (M4A4)
KoloS because he wants him to make a video on the M4s
It should be "Why ARE you using the M4A4-M4A1-S?"
Is that your keyboard with the buy binds?
The hell? You can find that shit on google.
2:07 dayyum that part was best.BTW nice vid.
Now instead of accidentally saving $500 with buying a shit gun now you're accidentally losing $3200 with buying a shit gun
I liked the video!!
oh sht i missclicked...
y u do dis ;(
Lewis Houlston haha funi
I didn't wanted to read more
oh sht i missclicked...
Cheeki Breeki
I'm half expecting him to say "It was an accident? You're an accident."
I actually like the m249, only on last rounds though :)
VroomVroom how
guess you like misclicking
All knifed up m4 damage, 100 bullets, worse than ak spray
All knifed up i know how to control it though so
I made a whole team rage after they realized they just got wiped out by an M249.
The Potato aka the grenade
The basketball aka the grenade
the grenade aka the grenade
The cant kill with but gets killed with so often aka the grenade
Your videos are hilarious AF. Subscribed! :D
The M249 is good for stopping rushes through narrow corridors though IMO. I manage to land triple kills at times and make the enemy team rage. XD
*M249 in Rust is op*
DXtroyer Yee boiiii
Solo raided a ZERG with my M2 last night since server wiped today and I didn't care if I lost it. Ended up getting another base instead lmao.
DXtroyer and unturned
how to use the chinese ak/m4 (galill or famas)
PlasmaShibe the Famas is from France btw
and the galil is Israeli
tbh I kinda like the galil
it's easy to use and pop headshots with it
Should be called''Bootleg Ak-47''
The White Knight the fakea (pronounced fake-ay)
3:04 I'm dying to see
Disney world and statue of liberty,
Choose between coka cola and Pepsi!
HOW TO USE THE 99 IN 1 (NOVA)
That's what he's doing next .-.
If that's what you call it then you're not using properly.
look at the end of the video???
You mean the, "Sniper Rifle?"
Aidan Templeton *Bootleg* sniper rifle
after nova can you do auto shotty?
Slav King (hayır değilsin yalancı)
“NEXT TIME YOU’RE FIRED, BYE”😂
I actually got a kill feed with this :0
How to Use. You took the knife to an fire fight.
Filip Elmar what is that?
Doge Wanna Drink Bleach pretty sure it's a galil
lol 25 per magazine
galil have 35 rounds :/
ohh.
0:50 thats one of the best ideas ive seen
0:35 I still ask this question to myself till this and I never got an answer 😂
The awnser is yes
"I missclick cause i buy skin for this weapon, now my money is decrassing"
That coke scene at the end made me crack up laughing. Whenever I’m having a shit day I’ll just watch one of your videos and I will be having a good day from that point on.
How to use the M4-A1 S, AKA "I don't know how to spray"
It needs to happen, been too long.
bestiebest he is too noob for the a4 so won't do it
We met again, Ben.
Bandit Spencer Yeppwrs.
More like how to use the M4A4 cause my accuracy is shit so I just pull down
You can spray with the M4A1S really easily. Unless you pull down to much. I sometimes like to use the A4 because my aim is shit and the higher inaccuracy actually helps...
your animations improved so much!
the m249 reminds me of your youtube channel, in the way people only watch your videos if they misclick.
Catpainter Gaming lol he is the only youtuber i've clicked the bell to get notifications
I treat his channel more like a p90. I click it everytime
how to use the OCDeuz-x27
"when you have 200 and want's zero money"
or how to use the we can afford everything.
more like
"I am smurfing"
2:34
2:33
When iNoToRiOuS said "You're fired" it sounded like Gordon Ramsey
0:28
Top 10 Anime inspiring moments
1:30 (cheeky face)
1:01 The M249 Is not a Prank By Valve to toy with the New players, The M249 Was supposed to be a LMG (It's not a Squad automatic Weapon Or SAW for short)That Could be more Mobile than the M60 and have more stopping power than the M16A1, Although Having a Low Muzzle velocity than the M16 Series of rifles (M249-3,000 ft/s M16-3,150 ft/s) And if you want a LMG that has Power, Use the M249 SPW or M249P
Bruh
How is your gun further away from your pov?
StigH higher fov on replays (68 is max during gameplay)
Oh
the fov is so shitty in csgo fucking infinite warfare has better viewmodel
fov_cs_debug
Yeah but it doesnt change the distance the gun is from your "eyes" you can only change how much your player sees
iNoToRiOuS the type of guy to sell his car for gas money
you again??
Alright , go get a life now
WHY DO I FIND YOUR PROFILE EVERYWHERE????
king kai approves
0:50 this man/women is a damn genius!
I think it’s obvious this girl is a man
Do the 300$ AutoSniper (P250)
unkn0wn
I call it the pocket deagle but hell yeah make that video!
why autosniper? plx xplain
InstaSound both have a reliable 2 shot kill that triggers anyone who dies by it
You mean the, "OP-250?"
unkn0wn this means that every weapon that can headshot->bodyshot kill is an autosniper.
Dude Negev got nerfed in 2019 but its still op and better at spraying than M249
I gotta say the animation is just amazing at the first minute of the video
nice animation
i NEVER buy the negev.
i ONLY buy the m249 cause their reaction after getting killed by it is way better(oh and i think it look cooler than the negev)
Try shotguns. Flashing and rushing in low economy rounds can be traumatizing for the t side. Especially if you're going to rush in narrow spaces.
The flash goes off, t side has 3 deaths and they didn't even shot once. They don't try to come from the same place for at least 2 rounds.
Ib- nahh m249 is bae
Ib- M249 IS MY LIFE
This video is the funniest ever!!!!! 1221 likes now for you. Keep it up!!!
how to use the: "the nova have more ammo than me :(
(sawed off)
Not only more ammo, but also more range, better accuracy and it's faster. The only good thing that the sawed off has it's the high damage output, which means that you better be at the face on the enemy when using this weapon.
AlbertoBC7 at least the sawed off is not a bipolar bitch
You mean those times where you one-shot someone and in the next round and same spot don't and get obliverated?
Didn't think of that, you've got a point.
AlbertoBC7
By the way, there's no Global Elite footage of the weapon?
the scary part is that it actually has some sort of accuracy.
you'd be surprised at how effective it is when you're camping somewhere hidden and somehow you headshot every enemy with it
0:49 I actually did that and got the idea from this video
2:48 hmmmm... that hand looks similar
I hope dis will get them juicy wuicy liked
The Chad css m249
-Close range beast
-Loud and scary
-Big for the price of a bag of chips
-Comes with the bonus of being your team's heavy
-Shreds any foe in front of the mighty nozzle
-Full Auto shotgun
-Guarantees safety when passing through a smoke, shoot the entire cloud without running out of ammo
2:48 only memers understand
ok
Why does he have subtitles for Hungarian, Turkish, Russian, Vietnamese, Korean, and English is auto generated
Literally the perfect title even Earned you a sub
Forgets that on round 16 it's pistol round so a 16-0 would be a double raid boss.
you should do "HOW TO USE THE NOT THE MP5 STILL"
I think this is a better name:"HOW TO USE THE MP5 2.0"
only time i can crcall to have ever bought it was a misclick, it has earned its name
Honestly true, when i was 6 y.o i played csz and i bought the m249 everytime
Do the S(niper)G 553
Stefan Capatina He has Done that already
Desoby That was Aug
aug is the same shit as sg
OG 553*
sounf at 0:43 omg i feel like i have heard that before but where (;_;) ??
SCAR-20,SCAR 20,SCAR 20,SCAR 20
*misclicked*
Did you mean gs
LOL you can't buy out on pistol round for 16-0
I lmao every time I watch videos like these of yours
Here is a Parody on how to use the M249 *Revolver* in CSGO.
Check his description, you'll see what I mean.
Are you tired to get the expensive game
Do you have so many money
the gaben is your favorite
Then fear not the steam summer sale is for you
Do you have shit grammar?
Don't worry the 'school' is here for you!
Use it and you won't end up like this guy
Jr Germany Lufrwaffe so true so true
3:05 the best drink ever!, just kidding both are good =p
I like flamingos,
do you like flamingos?
no fuck flamingos
unknown :c
unknown shitboi
Fun Fact: Flamingos are fucking stupid
Fun fact: Kids are drunk because of fortnite
Hi (I am awfully sorry for the state of my English, for English is not my mother tongue. If you could find it in your hearts to forgive my blasphemy, I would be immensely grateful.)
You forgot the full stop at the end of "Hi".
I am sorry to address that you have two problems in your comment, one with vocabulary and another one relating to knowledge on grammar.
Problem Number 1 is that "()" are parantheses, and ' "" ' are quotation marks.
Problem number two is that you would put the full stop after the quotation marks, because if I had put the full stop in the quotation marks that would mean I would be directly quoting what he said and that it had a full stop in it, which the point of my comment was that he didn't have a full stop.
Hello* you need to be more polite
Gabe Newell American grammar =/= correct grammar
Thats what americans like to think.
In CSS it's actually a pretty good weapon. When I started to use it people suspected me for a cheater because I kept pulling off headshot with it.
2:07 *hits all his teammates on "accident"*
Lol
How to use the most accurate gun "UPS-S
Spacehorse actually the most accurate gun is the Aug when scoped
The USP actually isn't that accurate
aass Smithassaa its actually the sg553
Glock is the most accurate gun in CS GO, if we except snipers.