Trying To Bake My Birthday Cake WITHOUT A RECIPE

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @shigushigu741
    @shigushigu741 5 лет назад +15830

    "Slather some buttercream on your favorite object unless it's a cat."
    I'll put some on my dog then

  • @margareta.6945
    @margareta.6945 5 лет назад +7864

    My current 2020 mood: phil telling his birthday cake “you’re gay”

  • @jensen9162
    @jensen9162 5 лет назад +1545

    me: *has no baking experience whatsoever*
    also me: Phil stop. no. that's not it

  • @froggylover666
    @froggylover666 5 лет назад +1760

    this is the equivalent of doing the wrong equation and getting the right answer on a math test

    • @aliciauh-lee-see-uh1753
      @aliciauh-lee-see-uh1753 4 года назад +21

      That’s too real

    • @echo8513
      @echo8513 4 года назад +4

      I did that very thing but doing the math while i was playing monopoly

  • @Angie-Way
    @Angie-Way 5 лет назад +1619

    Phil: *hears a noise* there's a rat in my kitchen
    Me: Dan

    • @cosmic_vinyl
      @cosmic_vinyl 5 лет назад +9

      I don’t want to like this comment because it has 666

  • @bella_jsp1782
    @bella_jsp1782 5 лет назад +4360

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Phil to the cake: time to come out, you’re gay!

    • @nixonomical
      @nixonomical 5 лет назад +118

      me to myself in the mirror

    • @red-bs3lv
      @red-bs3lv 5 лет назад +18

      @@nixonomical it never happens for me lol

    • @Ellesintrovertdiaries
      @Ellesintrovertdiaries 5 лет назад +5

      Bella_JSP LOL

    • @buffmusicman
      @buffmusicman 5 лет назад +18

      he must be JK Rowling because he cam declare people gay lmaoo

    • @alisonmcalistair
      @alisonmcalistair 4 года назад +13

      He did say she, so it's a lesbian cake. A flat lesbian mess.... like me

  • @alyssa6156
    @alyssa6156 5 лет назад +4188

    phil: how many eggs do i use?
    * flashbacks to eugene putting like 12 eggs into his cake*
    me: *worries in gay*

    • @jessicafelice6767
      @jessicafelice6767 5 лет назад +246

      I was literally screaming when Eugene kept adding eggs

    • @Charlie..22
      @Charlie..22 5 лет назад +6

      Alyssa lmaoo

    • @ghost-bc1fn
      @ghost-bc1fn 5 лет назад +249

      The gay men don't know what to do with eggs cause their sperm will never meet one

    • @jenniferbrosnan559
      @jenniferbrosnan559 5 лет назад +28

      ghost girl ✌️😳😳✌️

    • @Anonymous64157
      @Anonymous64157 5 лет назад +19

      Worries in gay oh my god yes

  • @barron6821
    @barron6821 4 года назад +4522

    phil: “i’ve made the worlds flattest cake”
    my ass: 👀

  • @annaross4762
    @annaross4762 5 лет назад +2407

    No one:
    Phil: “Right. Picture it. You go in your kitchen. Your mom’s got a knife.”

    • @plestrange511
      @plestrange511 5 лет назад +79

      "What have you got?!"
      "A KNIFE!!"
      "NOOO" 😂😂

    • @billieandjemimabaxendale7546
      @billieandjemimabaxendale7546 5 лет назад +60

      Her husband Wilbur stormed in, "you been screwing the milkman", he was crazy, he kept screaming "you been screwing the milk man?" and then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times.
      HE HAD IT COMINGG

    • @plestrange511
      @plestrange511 5 лет назад +23

      @@billieandjemimabaxendale7546 I DIDN'T DO IT! But if I'd done it- how could you tell me that I was wrong! 😂

    • @kenzierasmussen442
      @kenzierasmussen442 5 лет назад +3

      I listened to this part as soon as I read it! XD perfect timing!

    • @spaceoddity6911
      @spaceoddity6911 4 года назад +7

      @@billieandjemimabaxendale7546 HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAMMEEEEEE

  • @rinward172
    @rinward172 5 лет назад +1769

    just imagine being a newly baked cake and a giant man tells you you’re gay

    • @oceanofstars_
      @oceanofstars_ 5 лет назад +92

      I'd accept it

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n 5 лет назад +61

      Me leaving the human oven that is my mom's uterus.

    • @lostperson5482
      @lostperson5482 5 лет назад +27

      I would not mind if Phil called me gay.

    • @sarahcerar8049
      @sarahcerar8049 5 лет назад +13

      As the cake I'd be like: I probably am

    • @big-man-c77
      @big-man-c77 5 лет назад +29

      JK R*wling wants to know your location

  • @megmarie2153
    @megmarie2153 5 лет назад +1951

    No-one:
    Literally no-one:
    Phil to cake: time to come out. You're gay!

  • @MarcoPolo-xh9mo
    @MarcoPolo-xh9mo 5 лет назад +4560

    me, a culinary student who has made cakes often, sobbing: phil- please do not ad- ah, there goes the eggs...
    also me: hes trying his best, cannot judge him, he is pure. yes, bake your cake

    • @sugarpop8025
      @sugarpop8025 5 лет назад +99

      okay im really sorry but read the first part without context i-

    • @purplekk10
      @purplekk10 4 года назад +161

      I'm not even a culinary student, I've just baked enough to know he was doing it wrong and it hurt me

    • @cosmoarts7655
      @cosmoarts7655 4 года назад +53

      m not a culinary student but ive baked enough to cry during this

    • @avacatherine5646
      @avacatherine5646 4 года назад +19

      Same. I was literally like staring slack jawed in awe at points.

    • @shinisnotonfire
      @shinisnotonfire 4 года назад +37

      i know literally nothing about baking and probably would've just followed whatever he did without questioning anything if i was actually willing to come out of my room to bake a cake

  • @elifg.714
    @elifg.714 5 лет назад +858

    * finger snap *
    "Time to come out, ya gay!"
    Words can't express how precious this grown ass man is, just look at him.

    • @AnnaS-es2yr
      @AnnaS-es2yr 3 года назад +1

      idk why but it was so satisfying being the 800th like

  • @MirianRodrigues483
    @MirianRodrigues483 5 лет назад +1188

    No one:
    Phil: I'M GONNA DRAW NORMAN, MY FISH, MY BABY, MY SON.

    • @angelika_joanna
      @angelika_joanna 5 лет назад +13

      Mirian Rodrigues He loves this fish so much, it's adorable 😍

    • @MirianRodrigues483
      @MirianRodrigues483 5 лет назад +12

      @@angelika_joanna as he should, norman is such a a beautiful fish

    • @rafatyy1
      @rafatyy1 5 лет назад +1

      Norman is the best

  • @abbiemay25
    @abbiemay25 5 лет назад +819

    Phil: time to come out
    Me:
    Phil: you’re gay.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *cries in proud of phil*

  • @liah8624
    @liah8624 5 лет назад +1729

    "a little bit" more of sugar huh...
    [war flashbacks]
    _"two shots of vodka" * whacks half the bottle in it *_

    • @Bag1
      @Bag1 4 года назад +5

      I was searching for this comment

    • @isabelpacheco23
      @isabelpacheco23 4 года назад +9

      e g g s

  • @strandedcosmos917
    @strandedcosmos917 5 лет назад +1709

    Nobody:
    Phil: I don’t want to call myself circle Jesus but-

  • @person1232
    @person1232 5 лет назад +519

    Phil: “I’ve made the flattest cake ever”.
    Pancakes: Am I a joke to you?

  • @mothman9050
    @mothman9050 5 лет назад +1478

    “One stick of butter.....”
    phil: what the hell is a STICK

    • @ellan1664
      @ellan1664 5 лет назад +59

      Lol only Americans have those small little stick butters I’m canadian and I’ve only ever seen the normal sized butter thing that Phil had

    • @micah-4749
      @micah-4749 5 лет назад +23

      Ella N ....we have the same size butter in america, we just call the whole thing a stick

    • @halfbloodprincess298
      @halfbloodprincess298 5 лет назад +7

      @@micah-4749 i agree with what you said. An average stick of butter is 4 ounces, and im pretty sure it's the same in the UK

    • @themorela32
      @themorela32 5 лет назад +1

      I think its 250 grams but im not sure

    • @gwenhathaway2006
      @gwenhathaway2006 5 лет назад +7

      One stick of butter is 113 grams and a block is 400/500

  • @aldenilsson8438
    @aldenilsson8438 4 года назад +221

    "I don't want to call myself Circle Jesus, but-"
    and other totally normal ways to initiate a sentence

  • @sophiaberry973
    @sophiaberry973 5 лет назад +1173

    "Time to come out"
    "yOu'Re GaY"
    *insert gay confetti*

    • @sarahcerar8049
      @sarahcerar8049 5 лет назад +8

      Sounds like what my brain is telling me...

    • @leylarichards4360
      @leylarichards4360 5 лет назад

      I had to like this because it was on 399 likes.

    • @brandyscrow
      @brandyscrow 5 лет назад

      omg i didnt get it until now

    • @annabarten7134
      @annabarten7134 5 лет назад +3

      Phil is actually J.K. Rowling confirmed

    • @strawberry942
      @strawberry942 5 лет назад

      I also had to like this because it was on 999

  • @chelseadixon4370
    @chelseadixon4370 5 лет назад +1305

    Phil :I've made the worlds flattest cake
    Pancakes: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @jinxjaystudios4506
    @jinxjaystudios4506 5 лет назад +1866

    Everyone: *pays attention to Phil's quips and baking*
    Me: I want that jumper

    • @patchiess
      @patchiess 5 лет назад +3

      Sameeeee :))

    • @nicholet52
      @nicholet52 5 лет назад +31

      I looked it up, they sold it in Nordstrom, and it's called colorblock panel hoodie, but it's sold out 😞

    • @andybear5517
      @andybear5517 5 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @cynanee
      @cynanee 5 лет назад

      Sameeee

    • @father6760
      @father6760 5 лет назад +1

      ME TOO

  • @toric5242
    @toric5242 5 лет назад +2113

    Phil: "There's some sort of rat in the kitchen."
    Dan: "You called?"
    Phannies: "It truly is the year of the Rat." 🐀

  • @finch1422
    @finch1422 5 лет назад +1755

    Nobody:
    Not a single person:
    Not Dan:
    Not even Dil:
    Phil: Yagert

  • @strandedcosmos917
    @strandedcosmos917 5 лет назад +663

    Phil: I’m gonna massage the icing
    Phil not even 10 seconds later: s l a p

    • @LeDarkness1
      @LeDarkness1 5 лет назад +2

      That part of the video gave me a good laugh as well as your comment XD

  • @Avridity
    @Avridity 5 лет назад +2562

    Honestly when he said 300°C i almost started crying.
    (In case anyone needs the conversation 300°C=572°F)

    • @purrgundy
      @purrgundy 5 лет назад +63

      Ikr I thought it would be more overcooked than it turned out to be (still overcooked though)

    • @thriftedcoconut
      @thriftedcoconut 5 лет назад +54

      I immediately went to Siri and asked him to convert and I almost freaked out

    • @raspberrytaegi
      @raspberrytaegi 5 лет назад +45

      FIVE HUNDRED AND SVENTY TWO ?!??!?!?!

    • @jphone6606
      @jphone6606 5 лет назад +82

      OR FOUR MILLION DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND-

    • @tylerdyler8751
      @tylerdyler8751 5 лет назад +71

      180 DEGREES PHIL
      THATS ALL YOU NEED

  • @pepperperson2002
    @pepperperson2002 4 года назад +2560

    Phil: 300°C
    Me: *Chokes on water cause that is 572°F*

    • @ashleyhagen1473
      @ashleyhagen1473 4 года назад +73

      Pepper Girl WHAT

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 4 года назад +52

      oh m y god thank you but i’m in pain

    • @imadoor2205
      @imadoor2205 4 года назад +19

      Holy crap

    • @sleepyhead1707
      @sleepyhead1707 4 года назад +215

      Me: *also chokes on water because that is 300°C*

    • @sleepyhead1707
      @sleepyhead1707 4 года назад +236

      @LimzVlogz me: **chokes in celsius**
      You: **chokes in fahrenheit**
      My physics teacher: **chokes in kelvin**

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +668

    when you start a sentence with “i don’t want to call myself circle jesus, but-“ you know you’re in for a wild ride

    • @roscurro
      @roscurro 4 года назад

      that made me laugh more than it should've

  • @hurricanejay1777
    @hurricanejay1777 5 лет назад +1481

    Phil: puts in one egg
    Me: "yes that's good"
    Phil: adds another egg
    Me: "hmmm it should be fine"
    Phil: puts in a *third* egg
    Me: "nononononononononononono"
    Happy Birthday Phil!

    • @isabellevasquez7433
      @isabellevasquez7433 5 лет назад +20

      hurricanejay17 it’s nothing compared to Eugene adding like 8

    • @hurricanejay1777
      @hurricanejay1777 5 лет назад +9

      @@isabellevasquez7433 Was it only 8? I counted 13 haha

    • @carleeh7961
      @carleeh7961 5 лет назад +5

      Isabelle Vasquez omg yeah he added like 15 😂😂

    • @caroline8125
      @caroline8125 5 лет назад +6

      @@isabellevasquez7433 or all the copious amounts of alcohol he used

  • @rebelrot9398
    @rebelrot9398 5 лет назад +1407

    "there's a rat in my kitchen" his name is remy and he wants to help

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco 4 года назад +26

      seeing how Phil put the butter in the oven,,, he definitely needs the help

    • @withluvmiya
      @withluvmiya 4 года назад +7

      The fander in me jumped out, and yes Remy is ready to bake that cake ;)

    • @luciliascarcass
      @luciliascarcass 4 года назад +6

      Haha if it was fanders Remy he would just judge everything Phil was doing

    • @ronaldweasley4292
      @ronaldweasley4292 4 года назад +14

      No the rat is sUPPoSED to be DAN

    • @justwithan7177
      @justwithan7177 4 года назад +2

      rebel rot i want to like this comment but the likes are on 666 and I don’t know why but the very blunt edge left in me doesn’t want to destroy that

  • @danielapachova648
    @danielapachova648 5 лет назад +413

    My current mood: having a mental breakdown at 2am, while slathering my piano with butter cream.

  • @MarnaHansen
    @MarnaHansen 5 лет назад +1085

    Phil: "I could get a guiness world record for the flattest cake in the world!"
    Pancakes: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @skylarwood6567
      @skylarwood6567 5 лет назад +23

      Marna Hansen crepes: am /i/ a joke to you

    • @hannahr6424
      @hannahr6424 5 лет назад

      Pancakes aren’t cakes lol

    • @horanghaeng
      @horanghaeng 5 лет назад +8

      @@hannahr6424 then why are they called panCAKES?????????? CONSPIRACY

    • @graveyardbaby570
      @graveyardbaby570 5 лет назад +3

      Pancakes said “I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career”

    • @MarnaHansen
      @MarnaHansen 5 лет назад

      @@hannahr6424 well, a pancake is a flat cake so

  • @eryn2731
    @eryn2731 5 лет назад +523

    butter: supposed to be at room temperature
    phil: OVEN

  • @gracegrimmer5417
    @gracegrimmer5417 5 лет назад +1496

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even Dan himself:
    Phil: yawguurt

    • @gracegrimmer5417
      @gracegrimmer5417 5 лет назад +29

      I didn't mean to start an argument, I just think it's cute how he says things. Also tbh America isn't that great soooo...

    • @cluelesscandy6772
      @cluelesscandy6772 5 лет назад +8

      crimewave you’re

    • @palmtree1958
      @palmtree1958 5 лет назад +7

      @crimewave there are literally two different spellings to the word yoghurt though lmao it's like aluminium and aluminum and doughnut and donut. get over it.

    • @livi3095
      @livi3095 5 лет назад +3

      I'm Australian and I say it like 'Yo-get'

    • @4n3m01a
      @4n3m01a 5 лет назад

      that is how brits say it lol

  • @zuzkas99
    @zuzkas99 4 года назад +317

    Phil: Norman is gonna be in a corner...
    Cake: *is a circle*

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 5 лет назад +507

    "It needs to be moist. Not wet, but a good...sloppy... consistency."
    Oh god Phil we arent even 3 minutes in! 😭

    • @x_o_emma
      @x_o_emma 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao, I was thinking the same thing 🤧💜💜

    • @dakota3913
      @dakota3913 5 лет назад +1

      Lampcap as I read this he said it

  • @s-aga
    @s-aga 5 лет назад +696

    i’m rlly glad he’s doing this by himself bc we get to see his whole personality and a half
    but i also feel so strange that dans not there

    • @redhood8141
      @redhood8141 5 лет назад +29

      Yeah, I love Phil and he gets to shine alone but... I MISS DAN!!!

    • @DrearyLaneTheatre
      @DrearyLaneTheatre 5 лет назад +2

      I havent been caught up in a bit, is Dan just not in the video or has he like...disappeared?

    • @msilvia4807
      @msilvia4807 5 лет назад +1

      S👏 A 👏 M 👏E 👏

    • @s-aga
      @s-aga 5 лет назад +12

      dan’s kinda just off doing his own thing & phil wanted to do this by himself.

    • @robbiegricks2648
      @robbiegricks2648 5 лет назад

      Agreed!

  • @ForestSpirit8
    @ForestSpirit8 5 лет назад +446

    16:07 Phil:There is some kind of rat in my kitchen
    me: genuinely can't tell if Phil thought there was a real rat or if Dan just came into the kitchen

  • @dipndots1560
    @dipndots1560 4 года назад +957

    Everyone who knows how to bake: “Phil stop that you are hurting my brain”
    Me: *haven never baked before* cakes have butter in them?

    • @kindapoetic
      @kindapoetic 4 года назад +60

      Of course you've never baked
      why would the dear leader ever need to bake? You dine on nothing less than the blood of your enemies!

    • @hahaha7886
      @hahaha7886 4 года назад +1

      Lmfao same tho

    • @topsoil86
      @topsoil86 4 года назад +16

      @@kindapoetic the only thing the Dear Leader bakes is pufferfish😌

    • @dalinezd2837
      @dalinezd2837 4 года назад +2

      I can really relate.. I thought he must add anothr egg lol

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 Год назад +1

      Another cmk fan omg

  • @charlizepate
    @charlizepate 5 лет назад +735

    Flat cake record...nobody tell him about pancakes, guys.

  • @gracehogan1734
    @gracehogan1734 5 лет назад +614

    Nobody:
    Phil: I guess more is better then not enough.

  • @aquietlyconcernedmarshmall2040
    @aquietlyconcernedmarshmall2040 5 лет назад +270

    oh, to be a freshly baked cake and having a tall british man tell me i’m gay

  • @lindsey.13
    @lindsey.13 5 лет назад +739

    the “one egg” has me cackling harder than i should. PHILIP

    • @lindsey.13
      @lindsey.13 4 года назад +3

      claire o'driscoll i’m sorry to disappoint 😔

    • @mangmangmangobri
      @mangmangmangobri 4 года назад +17

      it had you cracking up

  • @PHROGDAD
    @PHROGDAD 5 лет назад +1074

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Phil: "your mom's got a knife."

    • @xXmlrdfdgyXx
      @xXmlrdfdgyXx 5 лет назад +3

      That reminds me of
      YOUR MOMS COMING

  • @taylahfearon5441
    @taylahfearon5441 5 лет назад +1123

    Phil: makes a baking video without Dan
    Me: Alexa, play "This Grill is Not a Home" from spongebob

    • @koralinakiz262
      @koralinakiz262 5 лет назад +9

      That makes me so sad :(

    • @Lala-qm6qt
      @Lala-qm6qt 5 лет назад +2

      ㅠㅠ

    • @AnaVazquez-vp2jw
      @AnaVazquez-vp2jw 5 лет назад

      Dan doesn't live with him anymore? Can someone explain? I'm so lost :-(

    • @koralinakiz262
      @koralinakiz262 5 лет назад +10

      @@AnaVazquez-vp2jw what? No, he's living with him don't worry!!!

    • @AnaVazquez-vp2jw
      @AnaVazquez-vp2jw 5 лет назад +10

      @@koralinakiz262 oh God thanks! I spent a lot of time out of the fandom and I was lost on that aspect, thank youu

  • @rivilaurant
    @rivilaurant 5 лет назад +377

    "this is my first time baking without dan"
    Im sorry phil but im kinda scared letting you do the baking all by yourself pls try your best to destroy as less things as possible xD

  • @lilaclore
    @lilaclore 4 года назад +160

    I’m still dying at “Time to come out!
    ...
    You’re gay!”

  • @s-aga
    @s-aga 5 лет назад +2746

    phil: says the word whisk
    me: [expecting dan’s cringe]
    me: [remembers dan’s not there]
    me:
    me:
    me: [cries]

    • @maciejayne28
      @maciejayne28 5 лет назад +127

      It feels so wrong baking without Dan 😭😭

    • @Darky12351
      @Darky12351 5 лет назад +32

      Wait what did I miss why isnt dan there

    • @gracemcglone1817
      @gracemcglone1817 5 лет назад +62

      pitiful paintings he died 😔

    • @wpsxwps1
      @wpsxwps1 5 лет назад +13

      @@Darky12351 where do I even start...

    • @dinonuggetsuwu2596
      @dinonuggetsuwu2596 5 лет назад +11

      Wait what happened to Dan?

  • @Alex-hd7ik
    @Alex-hd7ik 5 лет назад +3259

    Phil: "this is my first time baking without Dan"
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: [cries]

  • @georgiastratton3278
    @georgiastratton3278 5 лет назад +491

    No one:
    Phil: I don't wanna call myself circle jesus but look at that

  • @jaceyboswell9435
    @jaceyboswell9435 4 года назад +185

    “This is my fist time baking without Dan”
    No. Don’t say that.

    • @karlaortiz9845
      @karlaortiz9845 4 года назад +13

      Did you see the way he looked off screen when he said that like he was talking to dan

  • @SophiHan02
    @SophiHan02 5 лет назад +3330

    It feels so weird to see phil in the kitchen without Dan

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 лет назад +28

      It feels so weird to see my name without one hundred million subscribers because I am very talented Gaga Gaga gaga am the next generation of RUclips gagagaga i am the future of life Gaga Gaga gaga

    • @bubblegumplastic
      @bubblegumplastic 5 лет назад +126

      Right 🥺
      love ya Dan, hope you're getting re-energised in your absence

    • @kaik9405
      @kaik9405 5 лет назад +121

      he put dan in the cake

    • @poppyplayz2042
      @poppyplayz2042 5 лет назад +3

      @@AxxLAfriku bruh

    • @diharaj5358
      @diharaj5358 5 лет назад +5

      It does :'(

  • @marsbars2958
    @marsbars2958 5 лет назад +1264

    “What the hell is a stick?!”
    Me, realizing He’s British and they don’t have sticks of butter

    • @jphone6606
      @jphone6606 5 лет назад +48

      W-
      What do they have???

    • @DuckaTheDuck
      @DuckaTheDuck 5 лет назад +71

      I think everyone else uses grams of butter. In NZ, they come in 500g blocks with 50g measurements on the side so you can cut it and add it easily :)

    • @ellieharrison7209
      @ellieharrison7209 5 лет назад +20

      @@jphone6606 We have 250/500g blocks :)

    • @meixlx752
      @meixlx752 5 лет назад +32

      Yeah we don’t have sticks of butter we have blocks that we have to weigh/measure into grams. rather than just being able to buy a stick of butter already weighed out

    • @Hana-xf2wh
      @Hana-xf2wh 5 лет назад

      No we don’t eat a whole stick of butter maybe peanut butter but not straight butter

  • @peritwinkleiris
    @peritwinkleiris 5 лет назад +574

    Phil: this butter is really hard
    My brain in Dan's voice: that's what she said

    • @xXmlrdfdgyXx
      @xXmlrdfdgyXx 5 лет назад +6

      He needed to put it in his pocket smh

    • @_peachgardens_
      @_peachgardens_ 5 лет назад +14

      He danbaited us 😔

    • @scribblehideout7504
      @scribblehideout7504 5 лет назад +12

      Peri Twinkle Iris I like how we're all imagening Dan into the videos.

    • @sanitysquota937
      @sanitysquota937 5 лет назад +3

      My brain in Dan's voice: GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE STOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Zoe-gd1lq
    @Zoe-gd1lq 5 лет назад +394

    The way his camera is fixed for two people at the table when he’s the only one in the video has me 🥺

  • @tiajade2068
    @tiajade2068 5 лет назад +812

    “Brown sugar smells so good, I just wanna rub it all over my body.”
    That’s what body scrubs are Phil.

  • @millieisnotanidiot3102
    @millieisnotanidiot3102 5 лет назад +1611

    phil: puts butter in oven
    *phil, phil, please, stop, just, no, please, i don't know how to make a cake, but this is most definitely not it, my brain hurts, i don't know if i should be hating or loving this content-*

    • @googoogaga7986
      @googoogaga7986 5 лет назад +28

      Yeah I bake a lot, I’m decently good at it and that’s NOT how you do it, you put it in the microwave lmao

    • @mimdecisive
      @mimdecisive 5 лет назад +27

      most people leave butter out for a few hours to soften it or use the microwave (and to melt it, which I think is what the recipe actually said.)
      but Phillip Lester just pops that bad boy right in the oven.

    • @ryderlead
      @ryderlead 5 лет назад +10

      he’s using initiative, be proud of him

    • @tatumgross9391
      @tatumgross9391 5 лет назад +2

      @@googoogaga7986 I mean, it worked.

    • @googoogaga7986
      @googoogaga7986 5 лет назад +3

      Tatum Gross hm, true, I don’t blame him, probably a quicker way to do it lmao

  • @pixwyatt5138
    @pixwyatt5138 5 лет назад +430

    Phil: "I think there's a rat in my kitchen"
    Me: "I'm looking right at it"

    • @Unknowndino03
      @Unknowndino03 5 лет назад +8

      R E M Y

    • @peachypaige4819
      @peachypaige4819 5 лет назад +1

      @@Unknowndino03 YES!!

    • @pixwyatt5138
      @pixwyatt5138 5 лет назад +3

      @@Unknowndino03 you just hear "Linguine!!!!" In the background 😂😂😂

  • @graffitithesky
    @graffitithesky 4 года назад +124

    "it's time to come out. you're gay!" I can't these little jokes are sending me I love that I live in a world where Dan and Phil are out and happy and proud it makes me feel so happy and comforted

  • @eddieee2
    @eddieee2 5 лет назад +343

    phil: i beat the record for the worlds flattest cake
    *oh boy is he gonna be disappointed when he finds out about pancakes*

    • @DragonLouie
      @DragonLouie 5 лет назад +1

      He should already know about them he loves pancakes

    • @kittykahdy
      @kittykahdy 5 лет назад +3

      @@DragonLouie when he remembers pancakes exist then

    • @cyisnotokay469
      @cyisnotokay469 5 лет назад

      Eddieee wait until he hears about crepes

  • @ezra8129
    @ezra8129 5 лет назад +415

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a goddamn soul:
    Phil: I'm gonna stick my thing in it

    • @alicep3717
      @alicep3717 5 лет назад +8

      Em me in dans Voice: that’s what he said

  • @KizzyR.69
    @KizzyR.69 5 лет назад +384

    Nobody:
    *Phil: ᵃᴸᴸ ᵀʰᴱ ᵉᴳᵍˢ?*

  • @michaelceraaaaa
    @michaelceraaaaa Год назад +16

    5:04
    After learning about the two apartments and rewatching videos in those apartments, it makes me realize they really didn't hide it much lol. In every baking video they made in that kitchen they found and discovered new things cause it wasn't their kitchen. they are too silly.

    • @alyssa6156
      @alyssa6156 Год назад +5

      OH WAIT UR SO RIGHT i was so confused when he said he didn’t know the mixer was in there cuz like, what??? how do u NOT know?? but the 2nd apartment thing makes sense 😂

  • @soulcatcher_pajome
    @soulcatcher_pajome 5 лет назад +624

    honestly the funniest thing to me is that the recipe said "yoghurt" and you just went for vanilla flavored yoghurt. which is probably why it tasted a lot like vanilla too.

    • @eerielakeerie
      @eerielakeerie 5 лет назад +11

      i pur vanilla yogurt in my cupcake recipe but those are meant to be vanilla cupcakes

  • @phoebelewis2790
    @phoebelewis2790 5 лет назад +885

    phil: there's some sort of rat in the kitchen
    us:
    *d a n i s t h a t y o u ?*

    • @nitsusanu
      @nitsusanu 4 года назад +6

      phoebe lewis I wish

  • @kangarubyroo
    @kangarubyroo 5 лет назад +195

    4:27 thats literally the phil edition of that one vine “two shots of vodka *GLUGGLUGGLUGGLUG*”

  • @victoriakendall21
    @victoriakendall21 5 лет назад +287

    Phil : “Can I make the earth?”
    “No I don’t have any green”
    The earth in 2069 because of climate change: aM i A jOkE tO yOu?

  • @techno-chan2071
    @techno-chan2071 5 лет назад +645

    "This my first time baking without Dan" me: *dies inside a bit*

    • @xXdwsizevilXx
      @xXdwsizevilXx 5 лет назад +75

      I die a little inside every day without Dan.

    • @siriuslyconfused1
      @siriuslyconfused1 5 лет назад +59

      Kinda made the whole video a little sad, guess I’m off to watch the Mukbang for the millionth time.

    • @technobladeneverdies7547
      @technobladeneverdies7547 5 лет назад +75

      I'm kinda worried about Dan and I want him to REALLY come back but I KNOW I should calm my self down and respect them but I cantttt I want Dan to calm backkk

    • @wokeupnew
      @wokeupnew 5 лет назад +5

      siriuslyconfused1 mood omg

    • @xoelliexo
      @xoelliexo 5 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @b1470-x2d
    @b1470-x2d 5 лет назад +357

    Phil: uploads
    Me: well I guess that essay will just have to wait

    • @Sharye2001
      @Sharye2001 5 лет назад +3

      Beth Wats This is literally me right now 😂

    • @user-jd8jx5fe6r
      @user-jd8jx5fe6r 5 лет назад

      This is me but with assignment

    • @maranaha2618
      @maranaha2618 5 лет назад

      I related to this way too much

    • @amycaitlin1405
      @amycaitlin1405 5 лет назад

      Beth Wats okay this is literally me right now. Literally

  • @isabellevasquez7433
    @isabellevasquez7433 5 лет назад +258

    I don’t think we’ve ever seen this kitchen without Daniel as well wow

  • @leoredatced5705
    @leoredatced5705 5 лет назад +72

    5:20 "im enjoying my own crack"- phil 2020

  • @ejai97
    @ejai97 5 лет назад +502

    Phil: Sugar can make anything taste like a treat.
    Phil, 15 seconds later: Two types of sugar? Who needs two types of sugar?

  • @fiamena
    @fiamena 5 лет назад +171

    Phil: “That was quite a good crack, Phil.”
    Also Phil: “Thanks Phil.”
    Once again Phil: “enjoying my own CracK”

  • @iamatrashcan
    @iamatrashcan 5 лет назад +690

    Phil: "If you're ever feeling stressed, I recommend just slathering buttercream on your favorite object and then you'll feel better"
    Me: My cat would be really annoy-
    Phil: "Unless your favorite object is your cat"
    Me :O

  • @vhartson
    @vhartson 5 лет назад +242

    “Eggs. How many eggs?
    *very genuinely* ...all the eggs?”
    Phil...phil no, honey 😂

  • @marijke313
    @marijke313 5 лет назад +154

    *starts singing* 'whisk the butter and the suger till it's done'
    Oh the baking video memories...

  • @whatoncewas
    @whatoncewas 5 лет назад +251

    "if you're ever feeling stressed, try smothering buttercream on your favorite object. Unless you're favorite object is a cat...then maybe don't do that."
    STOP OBJECTIFYING MY CAT PHIL

    • @ForestSpirit8
      @ForestSpirit8 5 лет назад +12

      My cats are currently sleeping right next to me... good thing they don't understand any english

    • @franziska9260
      @franziska9260 5 лет назад +4

      To those whose favourite object is an electronic device, have fun!!

    • @techno-chan2071
      @techno-chan2071 5 лет назад +1

      I don't want to put buttercream on my fursuit........

    • @maroonmoon1914
      @maroonmoon1914 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, who cares if you put buttercream on a dog, or any other animal, but a cat, no, not the cat

  • @auntchilada8635
    @auntchilada8635 5 лет назад +278

    RUclips: there's 88 comments
    Me: can I see them?
    RUclips: *wtf no you're not allowed*

  • @purplemister5974
    @purplemister5974 5 лет назад +79

    Phil: "There's some sort of rat in my kitchen."
    Dan who's having a snack: "How did you know?"

  • @Dylpickle379
    @Dylpickle379 5 лет назад +268

    0:31 plot twist phil killed dan and has been tweeting on his account so no one would notice

  • @mickycoetzee1385
    @mickycoetzee1385 5 лет назад +195

    Phil: this is my first time baking without Dan
    Me: I have faith in Phil
    *Phil is going without a recipe*
    Me: *throws my faith out of the window* please don't die

  • @justanotheridiot6188
    @justanotheridiot6188 5 лет назад +800

    Nobody, not even Dan:
    Phil: *and also fond memories of the terrifying furry that hung out with us the whole day*

  • @l0g4nn
    @l0g4nn 4 года назад +60

    9:50 - 10:01 seemed to be the most domestic and relaxed phil has ever been. don’t get me wrong i know he’s totally fine but i felt lime in that moment the camera wasn’t even on and he was just talking to himself lmao. maybe something along the lines of the mukbang video which was super chill and down-to-earth :)

  • @skeletoneg
    @skeletoneg 5 лет назад +170

    No one:
    Phil: I'm gonna stick my thing, in the middle

  • @vanessapaviag
    @vanessapaviag 5 лет назад +103

    “There’s some kind of rat in the kitchen”
    **Dan enters**

  • @alexandratorres1644
    @alexandratorres1644 5 лет назад +227

    Me: *follows recipe*
    Cake: *uncooked in the center*
    Phil: *makes own recipe*
    Cake: *pretty good
    HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!

  • @effietrinket5699
    @effietrinket5699 4 года назад +54

    phil: *tries asmr*
    my body: *tries to eject itself into the stratosphere*

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 5 лет назад +280

    Did he just say no one is at his party!?!?
    I’m on my way, we can all carpool together

    • @alicelily3590
      @alicelily3590 5 лет назад +9

      𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 i will make the playlist: mcr, p!atd, britney spears and hamilton

    • @dommosmd
      @dommosmd 5 лет назад +2

      @@alicelily3590 throw in some Lady Gaga and I'm in

    • @basilwinters
      @basilwinters 5 лет назад +1

      @@alicelily3590 sir that is the best playlist that could ever be made

    • @kyera2819
      @kyera2819 5 лет назад +4

      @@alicelily3590 add some Queen and I'll bring snacks

    • @juanitaalonso2779
      @juanitaalonso2779 5 лет назад +1

      is there space for one more??? please say yes...

  • @cooper914
    @cooper914 5 лет назад +83

    16:08 "there's a rat in my kitchen" no that's just dan it's past time to feed him

  • @allieyo7893
    @allieyo7893 5 лет назад +212

    why does the comment section not age. i feel like i’m reading shit from 2014 or something

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 5 лет назад +7

      allie yo well we're not about to stop shipping them now, are we!

    • @snekings5778
      @snekings5778 5 лет назад +12

      @@tealkerberus748 case in point

    • @pichirobi
      @pichirobi 5 лет назад +5

      @@tealkerberus748 read this comment again in 5 years

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 4 года назад

      jada olmos probably. But one of my aunts got married when she was nineteen. They have grandchildren now. Some people don't change their minds about their choice of partner, and that's just that.

  • @music_addict_with_a_pen1397
    @music_addict_with_a_pen1397 5 лет назад +164

    “I don’t know what the hell im doing but let’s pretend it’s going well” me with school

  • @unkonw13
    @unkonw13 5 лет назад +269

    Me: Phil’s making his own cake how wholesome
    Phil: enjoying my own crack

    • @skylarwood6567
      @skylarwood6567 5 лет назад +2

      Kelsey love your profile pic, i hope you had a blast meeting them ☺️

    • @unkonw13
      @unkonw13 5 лет назад +2

      Skylar Wood thank you!! I did ☺️

  • @laurens_hamilton_3865
    @laurens_hamilton_3865 5 лет назад +1422

    Phil: “there’s some kind of *rat* in my kitchen.”
    Dan: **sneaking in quietly and leaving with a snack** *surprised pikachu face*
    Edit 1: No this didn’t happen 😂 it is just a joke to explain the random noises (also I made this because we call Dan a rat so when he said that it made me laugh) sorry if you watched and kept waiting to see him!! I miss him too!!

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy 5 лет назад +7

      Did I miss this or did it not happen T-T

    • @honor_cc7531
      @honor_cc7531 5 лет назад +16

      Morgan LeBlanc lmao I saw this comment and was waiting the whole video too- I think it’s just a random noise that happened and we’re just hoping it was dan lol

    • @user-dh2xu4pn5g
      @user-dh2xu4pn5g 5 лет назад +8

      You made me rewatch the whole video three times

    • @wildwithroxi988
      @wildwithroxi988 4 года назад

      @@user-dh2xu4pn5g omg

  • @Maisy13
    @Maisy13 5 лет назад +263

    Phil: I need to melt butter, let's pop it in the oven
    Phil's microwave: Am I a joke to you?

  • @aminadaifi6762
    @aminadaifi6762 5 лет назад +57

    The baking in this video segued between some impressive leaps of logic, and some moments of blind hope that it would turn out okay, and I love it.

  • @kayarts3665
    @kayarts3665 5 лет назад +163

    “This is my first baking video without Dan”
    *distant sobbing*

    • @myname502
      @myname502 4 года назад +12

      I wonder how many more firsts there are going to be without Dan

    • @euuuelios
      @euuuelios 4 года назад +1

      youtube.cxm bruhhhhhh

    • @haileylanari1579
      @haileylanari1579 4 года назад +7

      Where did dan go? 😭

    • @batvaleska
      @batvaleska 4 года назад +2

      youtube.cxm imagine pinof without dan (ik it’s ended)

    • @whaleness1425
      @whaleness1425 4 года назад +3

      Is he dead, in Mexico, living a double life as a platypus who lives with two children and fights a dr with a sad backstory? Who knows...

  • @ethangrayse
    @ethangrayse 5 лет назад +84

    “I don’t want to call myself *C I R C L E J E S U S* but-“

  • @throweverythingaway
    @throweverythingaway 5 лет назад +625

    phil on using separate bowls for the butter/sugar and the flour: for some reason I had a distant memory of having separate bowls-
    *beat the butter and the sugar til it's done (tap, tap) beat the butter and the sugar til it's done (tap, tap) there are ghosts inside your butter, there's a skeleton in the sugar, and it's really spooky today on halloween (tap, tap)*

    • @ALVjpg
      @ALVjpg 5 лет назад +8

      For Intellectuals only
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @nelly4487
      @nelly4487 5 лет назад

      omg

    • @alexishope3552
      @alexishope3552 5 лет назад +1

      literally every time i'm baking with my sister i end up singing this song

  • @everett.d.r
    @everett.d.r 4 года назад +33

    “I don’t want the steely gaze of Paul Hollywood. Or maybe I do.
    I don’t know.
    I haven’t decided.”
    - Phil Lester, 2020