HACKER Lives Rent Free in harstem's Head
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Banging episode in which I discuss the intellect of hackers.
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Looking absolutely sharp in that shirt, Captain. Like you're gonna tear up the dance floor after basking in the MMR of others.
Man has style
I would love to see Harstem getting qued against this lag hacker and actually playing it out while flaming him 2 hours long that would be peak content.
wrgg
@@zes7215i genuinely don’t understand why you comment gibberish so frequently
@@ZerglingLover what genuinely amazes me is that in 2024 ppl still think it's worth their time to reply-to / comment-on gibberish ;-)
@@morgwai667 it took 3 seconds and i was mildly curious, because that guy has been leaving comments almost identical to that one for months now. sometimes its wrrg, sometimes its wrr, sometimes its wrg, so it’s pretty consistently ‘wrg’-adjacent
@@ZerglingLover now i'm curious
no offense, but this shirt makes our Captain look like a pimp from an 80s crime drama 😂😂😂
That lag hacker story is kind of sad actually. Not hard to imagine the kind of person who does that. Hope he finds something better to spend time doing in his life
no such thing as lx or sadx or spenx or etc, cepuxuax, outx, can outx etc any nmw s perfx
@@zes7215 coherent response my friend!
I cannot feel sympathy for such kind of person. He works hard to ruin others people fun
Yeah this is realy Andrew Tate level small dick energy...
My favorite part of this VOD is the story of how storms turned PiG into an Australian: 18:40
Also thanks for all the content/entertainment Harstem. You're the most creative SC2 pro/content creator in my opinion, and I'm rooting for your success in 2024 tournaments. Happy New Years!
i wanna root
uthermal is the most creative, but i find harstem the most entertaining
@@squidikkaIt's easy to be creative when you smurf tho. Literally everything can work when a pro plays against a diamond 😅
If you were in America, you could charge him 6 hours of back rent.
Sir Harstem, English does indeed have a verb for "traveling or going in a boat" or "transport in a boat in a specified direction": "to boat". Thank you.
And people who work and often live in boats are called boaters. There’s a very famous anime called “Boater moon”, but it’s about girls with magical powers playing dress up, not about boating the seas.
I would love to live in Harstems head. It is huge and has hardly anything inside. So much room for activities.
9:50 "the average sc2 player is like 38"
wow, now i don't feel that old here anymore 😅😅😅
in correct about the boats @harstem "The conn, also spelled con, cun, conne, cond, conde, and cund, is the status of being in control of a ship's movements while at sea"
Every time Harstem does the german accent it's instant comedy to me and I don't know why
25:10 Harstem, the Uruk'hai were created in Isengard.
little does the zerg player know that while he's being double oracle harassed, one of the most painful experiences that can happen to an early game zerg, Harstem is absolutely killing "Build me up buttercup"
There are numerous words for "driving" a boat; typically "conning", "coxing" or "piloting" (like an aircraft).
I've never heard anyone use conning or coxing. These seem like terms that only boating enthusiasts would know and probably not the best words to learn for someone who uses English as a second language and wants to appeal to wide audience
@@xitaris5981 I mean, there is a conning tower, so you could con (conn?) a boat, but I would colloquially interpret that as manning the lookout, not actually driving the boat. But, honestly, there is rarely 1 person you can say to be driving the boat over a certain size.
"Sailing" the boat is the right verb.
@@Kawabongahlive Only if the boat has a 'sail'.
@@Kawabongahlive only for sailing boats.
24:29 on large ships they still say "steaming" for instance "the plan is to steam down to Madeira before making for Gibraltar". But equally or even moreso they say "sailing". I'm not sure about smaller motor yachts/boats but my inclination is that they would say "sail". I don't think a seagoing vessel is generally described as being "driven". Edit: What is the Dutch word?
Varen. Sailing is zeilen
16:50 never change kevin
"You think we all just popped out of the ground like an Uruk-Hai, like In Mordor?!" That was hilarious
I remember hearing that song on the show Red Dwarf. "Build me up"
If it's a sailing boat, you sail it. If you're the captain of a ship, you skipper it, and if you're the helmsman, you steer or helm it, but otherwise, there's no general term. Thanks Google. 😂
Helming is definitely the term fue directly controlling a large vessel. There's extra verbs because the helmsman in a large vessel doesn't make all the decisions at least in near to land situations. That is going to be the captain or more likely a pilot, who pilots it by calling out instructions.
Not to mention 'seafaring', which is derived from the Dutch word 'varen': that amazing Dutch verb that Harstem mentioned.
thats a nice lookin shirt kev
24:45 the verb u looking for is pilot... Piloting a boat
That's a common suggestion throughout this comment section, but it just has too many aviation connotations. I haven't heard a better one, tho, so it'll have to do, as you can, certainly, pilot any form or size of craft; it's just like the most vague possible term.
@@kindlinpeople piloted boats before we had planes
“pilot something to fly an aircraft or guide a ship; to act as a pilot”
24:45 I would like to inform harmsterm that the verb "steaming" may be utilized for steam powered ships.
Shading into a group of banelings is def styling.
I’ve been a huge fan for years, it’s about time I super thank you.
PS. love the shirt :)
I didn't notice it before, but now that you pointed it out, yeah that's a pretty awesome shirt
Thanks Ben!
The shirt is called ' The Shirt' SS Rayon Black by Bound.
Happy holidays!
for a watercraft "to pilot" might be the generic word equivalent to 'to drive'
I feel like the captain has been pre-gaming before his new years celebrations
that was a pretty good avilo impression
Bloody Mary appears when you mix tomato juice with vodka.
Harstem, why you never rebuild your oracles?
If you randomly lose 2 Stalkers, or whatever - an Immortal, because of missrally - you just build more and it's a thing forgotten 2 minutes later
But when you lose Oracles you often say you lack them later... you have an idle Stargate! it!
Why not have 2 Stalkers less and 1 Oracle more?
I almost want to make it a BGWSS (Beating Grandmasters With *Smart* Stuff) request - every time an Oracle dies, rebuild it
16:53 hilarious
Clem's protoss is number 9 in europe with 2 hackers ahead of him wtf?! How is he so good with toss
Toss is turning on easy mode for sc2... ;p
@@Earsex4life Is toss imba? Or do you just suck?
@@TriangleChloros as toss has not been able to win in pro play for a while I’d say it’s not imba at high level play but I think it’s the easiest a move army for the game at lower levels hence my easy mode comment. Also I do suck so let’s make that clear right away.
Skills and knowledge are transferrable to an extent
He is insanely fast and he has a crapton of games with Toss. Put these two together and boom you have a good player.
That last game Harstem lost 42 MMR, but on his wins against the same guy, he only got 8 MMR per win. What the hell
Because of mmr difference between them two. Harstem has about 600 mmr more initially
On water we tend to say Navigating.
9:03 someone elses name is on the trophy, so they had to scratch it off
I just came here from WinterStarcraft cast of Harstem vs Scarlet. That series was so insanely fun. GG Harstem make 2024 your bitch.
@harstem I like the shirt but it needs a thin gold chain and 1970’s pimp mustache to complete the look lol
Me picturing the Spiffing Brit number one GM starcraft 2 video now.
Boating or piloting for piloting a boat, Harstem.
Motorboating, if you will 😅
@@colinmoore7774 depends on the gir-on the boat
A steamship driver would be a pilot. So he would be piloting the craft. Admittedly, thats shared with planes.
You mean steering a steamship. That is the specific verb for directing a ship.
Thats one hell of a good looking shirt captain! Where did you get it?
Police impound
4:05 harstem following the build order to a T
25:06 I think that considering how Dutch sounds this might be true...
Shirt is fly af my dude. 😎
Hey harstem thats a cool shirt where did you get it?
That last game was rough for sure, but just stalkers only cut it for so long. Roach ling with queen support is a dirt cheap army so you can trade like that all day even if you don't quite break even. Dude was missing injects hard from the hurass so queens had plenty of energy. Even getting one more good click on that base that almost died the whole game would have cut his larva significantly. It was at the front with all his queens so that was the one always getting injects too.
Harstem is likely the boating/sailing expert, but I always remember the term being "piloting the boat."
When I saw those neck muscles I immediately thought to myself "Harstem must have been working out" and then 5 minutes in he proves me right :D
25:00 i imagined that the Netherlands ppl came by a nether portal....
I believe the word you're looking for captain is helming.
You underestimate the will, effort and persistence of internet trolls.
7:40 I'm actually that person, but instead it's with jokes that made Harstem laugh on stream
Your impersonations are amazing 😂
Love your blouse in this video Harstem 😂❤
Now that the top 4 ranked players are all zerg are you thinking about switching races?
You are steering a steamship. Yes there is a word Kevin. Would you steer a car?
18:43 Harm stam ...lol
Wonderful video! Thanks for sharing your content Harsty!❤
Harstem you pleb, Uruk-Hai were created in Isengard.
but they did come from the mud right?
Only in Peter Jackson's version, in the books there were indeed Uruk-Hai that came from Mordor
the inuit have 50 different words for snow
A Bloody Mary Beating GrandMasters with Stupid Stuff. If you want to build a unit, you must build multiple of them. Perhaps 13 is too many, but imagine having to build 7 of something before winning. Would be chaos to watch Harstem try to count how many Immortals/oracles he built throughout the match.
This shirt during the last episodes :) - I have been with this Channel forever, and ...Miami Vice Baby. You need to bleach your hair Captain;)
Happy New Year!
so I'm watching after a long absence and the first thing I thought was "Harstem has shoulders" and then he flexed his guns and I'm like 'good for you get those gainz'
Happy new years
How are the top 2 spots taken by players with 1 game each? Thought it had to be 30 to be placed in GM?
Looking sharp chief
I love your shirt today Kevin Happy new years!
The Captain has hackers entirely figured out, no joke.
In English, you pilot a ship. Same verb as used for a plane.
Isn't like the word "cruisie" a word for driving on the sea?
You could easily make a bot that fly command center wile other systems lags game. So I dont believe he sits there
Maybe you could easily do that, but the guy who runs this account has single digit IQ, he is happy when he manages to turn on the pc in the morning.
That's the thing. A very low-skill player maphacking cause they find the game too hard is fairly inconsequential, even in the lower leagues, a player that doesn't map hack and doesn't rely on timing attacks for the hacker to counter will probably beat the maphacker mechanically. A skilled player with a maphack is another story entirely though. However, the win hacking thing has always puzzled me as well, it's just one of those things I can't begin to understand.
Classic did not invent that double Oracle. I am sure it was Reynor
Awesome shirt, awesome games!
BGMWSS challenge request: make both a robo and a stargate and never let either be idle the whole match (constant production). If you think that's too easy, limit yourself to only as many warpgates as you have robos and stargates.
beautiful green protoss, i like
19:05 you are building totally unnecessary pylons.
hey harstem, quick and genuine question: is there a specific reason why you didn't kill his base in game 3? is it that you don't want to take "free hits" from his army for killing his base?
loving the content as always!
If the lag hacker is using a program to lag out the match, he may also be using a program to control his units.
is boating not work? idk I dont do much on the water lol
We Kick Butt Everyday, Yeah
Wow painful last game
harstem you are the funniest person alive
mate, no one is Australia says "crikey" anymore.... :P
WOW CAPT WHAT A DAPPER SHIRT
Wait, wait. Maybe I don't understand what "styling on your opponent just to make them look bad" means, but...... isn't that what Harstem does ALL THE TIME???? Doth mine ears deceive me? What happened to "the cheesiest player in the galaxy????"
a steamboat would be chugging along
Going to the club after the game hey Harstem
I also don't understand why Harstem just didn't finish of that low hp 4th hatchery while he was trading. I think that's also a mistake but maybe not as bad as sending in those oracles.
You are wearing a shirt, Harstem.
harstem is the only dutch i approve is legit funny and entertaining person :D keep it up
Driving a boat of any kind is considered boating...
Yeah but that doesn’t work great as a verb, i boated the boat… nah, you pilot a boat weirdly. Or sail it if it’s a sailboat.
Why do you build me up (Build me up)
Buttercup, baby
Just to let me down? (Let me down)
And mess me around
And then, worst of all (Worst of all)
You never call, baby
When you say you will (Say you will)
But I love you still
I need you (I need you)
More than anyone, darling
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (Build me up)
Buttercup, don't break my heart
Don't let lil' homie in your head Harstem it isn't healthy.... For Him...........
How much is rent to live in harstem's head? I can do $1800 per month for a 2 bed/2bath.
damn these hackers
Bro this shirt is wicked! So fine on you. Love it