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  • @MrGrande
    @MrGrande  Год назад +10605

    I’ll be doing one big final rap recap of 2023 when it’s over so subscribe for monthly updates until then! 🙌🏻

  • @TheQuietKid-vt9she
    @TheQuietKid-vt9she Год назад +10673

    “This is where you go to get berated by an owl”
    💀

    • @Eastkeats
      @Eastkeats Год назад +75

      Underatted

    • @arshi_thecraftygirl
      @arshi_thecraftygirl Год назад +44

      Kinky 😳

    • @sapphicsapphire82
      @sapphicsapphire82 Год назад +16

      😂

    • @NaiveNiko
      @NaiveNiko Год назад

      You missed your spanish lesson...
      We kidnapped your family.

    • @sapphicsapphire82
      @sapphicsapphire82 Год назад +30

      @@eastonnickolas1517 BUT IM NOT EVEN LEARNING SPANISH 😭
      Also, does Duo care if I do my Finnish one day and not my French too, is it like I have to do every language that I’m learning every day, or just Duolingo in general?

  • @munkhundrakhavirmed5196
    @munkhundrakhavirmed5196 Год назад +7040

    bro got that “how ba-a-ad can i be” drip 💀

    • @Str0be0wl
      @Str0be0wl Год назад +124

      And yet called tumblr dead 💀

    • @LycanMOON
      @LycanMOON Год назад +1

      @@Str0be0wldidn't call tumblr dead,just the p*rn

    • @usafa886
      @usafa886 Год назад +174

      He’s just improving the economy

    • @THEnumber1.hat3r
      @THEnumber1.hat3r Год назад +125

      @@usafa886 He just doin what comes naturally

    • @_knifey_
      @_knifey_ Год назад +11

      😭

  • @shwenczyb009
    @shwenczyb009 Год назад +7387

    "And who is watching you? The Lord" 💀💀💀 dayum

  • @wiquid
    @wiquid 7 месяцев назад +1503

    “And this app is discord.”
    Couldn’t have said it better.

    • @Greenphantom16
      @Greenphantom16 5 месяцев назад +11

      No judgment just the name

    • @ryucruz1911
      @ryucruz1911 5 месяцев назад +36

      ​​@@Greenphantom16 there is MUCH negative connotation coming with just mentioning the name discord
      I mean, the name LITERALLY means chaos

    • @SRPSKIGANG
      @SRPSKIGANG 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ryucruz1911on what language does it mean chaos?

    • @ryucruz1911
      @ryucruz1911 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@SRPSKIGANG Upon further investigation, it's not chaos, it's a state of disagreement or non-harmony, so I get why I got confused, but my point still stands
      And it's an English word btw

    • @SRPSKIGANG
      @SRPSKIGANG 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@ryucruz1911 ohhh i didn't know is english word ty for explaining (my first language is Serbian)

  • @Napoleon_tf2
    @Napoleon_tf2 11 месяцев назад +7724

    "whos watchin u? the LORD."
    bro said it 💀

  • @aurorathe_muffingirl
    @aurorathe_muffingirl Год назад +6071

    why is this so accurate?💀

  • @gurleenjhite9880
    @gurleenjhite9880 Год назад +12491

    No, seriously... This is *way* too accurate
    Edit: tysm for all the likes! 🎊

  • @Ani_offcl
    @Ani_offcl 7 месяцев назад +844

    Not the groomers with ukuleles reference😭

    • @Dasiy.Dasiy.
      @Dasiy.Dasiy. 6 месяцев назад

      I can name one b1ch boy (TCFSV reference bc I don’t want to say his name)

    • @Wonderland_soup
      @Wonderland_soup 5 месяцев назад +16

      I just realized-💀💀💀

    • @TopofTheCircle4
      @TopofTheCircle4 5 месяцев назад +7

      im on the ukuleles platform lol

    • @Ani_offcl
      @Ani_offcl 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@Wonderland_soupyeah that’s a Colleen Ballinger reference

    • @meowww17
      @meowww17 5 месяцев назад

      fr he killed

  • @shikabunni
    @shikabunni Год назад +1883

    "Who's watching you? The Lord" 😭😭 got me breaking

  • @AlmaDZamora1982
    @AlmaDZamora1982 Год назад +2346

    “Who’s watching you? The lord”
    Had me dying and eventually I fell off my couch- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mellymellow1
    @mellymellow1 7 месяцев назад +1543

    "this is where you get a free pass to bully some babies"
    facts

    • @PuppetIsTheBest
      @PuppetIsTheBest 7 месяцев назад +4

      fr

    • @Robloxaaliyah362
      @Robloxaaliyah362 6 месяцев назад +6

      Real 😭

    • @Red_creativecashier
      @Red_creativecashier 6 месяцев назад +17

      As a roblox player, I can confirm!

    • @Erissie
      @Erissie 6 месяцев назад +5

      i have had the time of my life fighting kids
      i was in a 3v1 with me and my two friends, and one kf my friends kept spamming a fanfic, to which my other friend replied "Stop stealing my husband"
      The kid was like "ohh i get it online daters" and we started going on with things like "oh yeah i online date space cowboys", "i online date bartenders" "specifically ones who kick enemies and heal with a soda can" and "i online date winged men"

    • @ghazalyaseen2695
      @ghazalyaseen2695 6 месяцев назад +2

      but ur one of em

  • @CryptikVortex_OFFICIAL
    @CryptikVortex_OFFICIAL Год назад +3661

    Bro really got everyone with the last one 💀
    Edit: it says roasting every app in the app store but bro forgot the main one: Snapchat 💀

  • @Itss_Ang3l
    @Itss_Ang3l Год назад +924

    Bro roasted the whole app Store 💀💀

  • @wisteriaaa_23
    @wisteriaaa_23 Год назад +1220

    I love how discord’s description was just ".. and this is discord"

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates Год назад +81

      it quite frankly is discord

    • @farnregen
      @farnregen Год назад +52

      The question is...
      Discord the app is just discord... Or the app is discord from mlp. Represents chaos himself xD

    • @Ran-l7t
      @Ran-l7t Год назад +33

      Discords definition is a dispute between people, that’s what he meant

    • @suethewalnut
      @suethewalnut Год назад +23

      I mean, the word 'discord' means chaos anyway lmao

    • @unvl7682
      @unvl7682 Год назад +8

      I use Discord and he honestly couldn’t’ve been more accurate. Discord is just… *D i s c o r d*

  • @Cookie_4_ever35
    @Cookie_4_ever35 4 месяца назад +148

    "This app is like crack to a boomer that's bored" got me 💀😭🤣

    • @Bookworm12-j9t
      @Bookworm12-j9t 3 месяца назад

      Plus, it does say candy... They meant nose candy!

  • @katishkittykat
    @katishkittykat Год назад +480

    “This is where you go to judge aesthetics like your Simon cowell” STOP IT 😭

  • @Cole_Is_A_Mole
    @Cole_Is_A_Mole Год назад +1506

    The fact that he didn't have to do anything for discord since it has a double meaning makes me smile.

    • @yzman1413
      @yzman1413 Год назад +8

      wdym

    • @chickennuggets6847
      @chickennuggets6847 Год назад +137

      ​@@yzman1413discord can also mean lack of agreement or harmony

    • @Todd21212
      @Todd21212 Год назад +67

      @@yzman1413'discord' is actually a synonym for disagreement i'm pretty sure

    • @xobothebozo
      @xobothebozo Год назад +47

      I think i saw somewhere that discord means chaos, and it doesn't help that in My Little Pony there is someone named discord who is the literal LORD OF CHAOS- :> so there's that- :D

    • @womp47
      @womp47 Год назад +17

      @@xobothebozo nahh bro had to bring out the my little pony reference

  • @sodagradient
    @sodagradient Год назад +12334

    “this is where alleged groomers pull out their ukuleles” 💀

    • @brakemister5111
      @brakemister5111 Год назад +141

      collen ballinger

    • @sodagradient
      @sodagradient Год назад +173

      @connercantrell2087 colleens video is still up and functioning after almost two weeks!! so no i do not think so

    • @SeBa-xb3jn
      @SeBa-xb3jn Год назад +19

      IT'S SO TRUE THO!

    • @Novertesystem
      @Novertesystem Год назад +89

      "The only thing I've groomed is my 2 persian cats"
      "I'm not a groomer just a loser"

    • @sodagradient
      @sodagradient Год назад +14

      @@Novertesystem the internet is NOT real

  • @Jisangstay
    @Jisangstay 7 месяцев назад +18

    Help not the last one 😂 “when you’re watching this app who watching you ..the lord”😂😂😂 that was personal

  • @tasticola
    @tasticola Год назад +1568

    Bro just dissed the entire internet 😂💀
    Edit-wow that’s a lot of likes..

    • @SodaCola72
      @SodaCola72 Год назад

      fr XD

    • @amkmapping-hu9ud
      @amkmapping-hu9ud Год назад +5

      Except discord lmao

    • @Shake9932
      @Shake9932 Год назад +2

      @@amkmapping-hu9udit has two different meanings 😅

    • @amkmapping-hu9ud
      @amkmapping-hu9ud Год назад +3

      @@Shake9932 ohhhh I get it lol

    • @chach1070
      @chach1070 Год назад

      I just liked this comment and now it’s 999 if someone else doesn’t like it rn my head will explode 😵‍💫

  • @seiyarules
    @seiyarules Год назад +2493

    Gotta love that
    “This app is discord” like he didn't need to roast it, It already roasted itself

  • @Katie_Cho
    @Katie_Cho 5 месяцев назад +93

    "This is where you go to get berated by an owl"
    The trauma of getting emails at 12:00AM by an owl is UNREALL💀

    • @Nicole24775
      @Nicole24775 4 месяца назад +3

      No cuz yesterday i got a an e-mail at 3AM🤭😭

    • @navydolphin
      @navydolphin 4 месяца назад +2

      Atleast I know german now...
      (die eule hat meine mutter und meinen vater, helfen!)

    • @jenni4claire
      @jenni4claire 2 месяца назад +1

      Harry Potter lived to tell, so will I.

    • @Pretty.Skai123
      @Pretty.Skai123 2 месяца назад

      ​@@navydolphintell the police 😢

  • @starlightaxo
    @starlightaxo Год назад +628

    “This is where you get a free pass to bully some babies” is so accurate af💀😭😭

    • @coolestcap
      @coolestcap Год назад +6

      yes

    • @Itaintmiss_hell
      @Itaintmiss_hell Год назад +11

      Imma be like"BEACH GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU LITTLE STINKY ###"

    • @mybunniesareadorable5470
      @mybunniesareadorable5470 Год назад +8

      Fr, I always go to Brookhaven or Royale High to bully and troll other kids and watch them get mad 💀💀

    • @tamyahgalentine9734
      @tamyahgalentine9734 Год назад +11

      ​@mybunniesareadorable5470 bro I saw a girl wearing a cow outfit and I litteraly chased her around and asked her to give me milk she ended up leaving the game 💀🌚

    • @dakaramotto2763
      @dakaramotto2763 Год назад +2

      i dont anymore bc i got banned sadly

  • @bracenevans7006
    @bracenevans7006 Год назад +18360

    “Who’s watching you the lord” that got personal😭😭😭
    Edit: can someone explain why it’s been 8 months with 17k likes…

  • @OceanaNyx28
    @OceanaNyx28 Год назад +1171

    ''when you're watching this app, who's watching you? The Lord'' bro was so accurate-

  • @WolfMasterIsHere
    @WolfMasterIsHere 8 месяцев назад +95

    Pokémon Go: The Only Reason Gamers will ever touch Grass

    • @Godzilla_fan23415
      @Godzilla_fan23415 7 месяцев назад +1

      @Coolbens-ph7sj don't forget me bro. Computers and phones are just forcing us to stay home nowadays man i miss going outside with the homies

    • @Godzilla_fan23415
      @Godzilla_fan23415 7 месяцев назад

      @Coolbens-ph7sj going outside brings more than just staying indoors watching tiktok and those. You can take a stroll aroun the block looking at the sky the trees etc

    • @rayqalrizal3085
      @rayqalrizal3085 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@Coolbens-ph7sjnever forget me bi-

  • @nocluewhattoputforthis
    @nocluewhattoputforthis Год назад +695

    “who’s watching you? the Lord.”
    best lyric ever 😂

    • @josephsalta6440
      @josephsalta6440 Год назад

      257 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that

    • @JoseDiaz-vj9gk
      @JoseDiaz-vj9gk Год назад

      343 likes 1 comment let me fix that

    • @ykkzay
      @ykkzay Год назад

      345 likes and 2 comments? lemme fix that.
      so cringe but hadda keep the chain going

    • @Neotheaterr
      @Neotheaterr Год назад +4

      Periodtically ending the chain here and replacing it with a random fun fact.
      Osmium is the densest element in the perioditic table.

    • @Raymond_Churchill
      @Raymond_Churchill Год назад

      ​@@Neotheaterr👏👏👏

  • @FatalBagel
    @FatalBagel Год назад +5812

    Everything else : fancy witty punchlines
    Discord : "This app is Discord"

    • @q4yv
      @q4yv Год назад +325

      Not sure if this just flew by me but that IS a word🧍

    • @MrGrande
      @MrGrande  Год назад +1443

      Hahahaha okay call me out 😭😭 I don’t use it I’m not exactly sure what it is

    • @-yumefroots-8244
      @-yumefroots-8244 Год назад +642

      To be fair, it kinda works since "discord" means "chaos," which isn't too far from the truth.

    • @waffleman2324
      @waffleman2324 Год назад +118

      @@MrGrande its an app where you can talk to other people using a microphone kinda like zoom and also there's servers that you can text people and you can use it on any platform.

    • @C0RR0DEGAM1NG
      @C0RR0DEGAM1NG Год назад +69

      @@-yumefroots-8244 especially in big servers thats true. lets just be happy that children arent allowed. then it would be absolute insanity.

  • @Toh_fan_in_the_house
    @Toh_fan_in_the_house Год назад +1139

    "R.I.P to the password sharing" most true thing I have heard today😭

    • @Simpfor2Dcharacters
      @Simpfor2Dcharacters Год назад +5

      Fr same 😂

    • @littlefella26
      @littlefella26 Год назад +3

      Disney plus is gonna join them, rip to subscription based streaming services 😂

    • @neryn9020
      @neryn9020 Год назад +2

      I think about Omar everyday, the guy that was sharing John Green's netflix account. Poor Omar. I hope he's doing good.

    • @Flowwy_Naomii
      @Flowwy_Naomii Год назад

      FRR AND IM STILL PISSED 😭

  • @morissaduke3165
    @morissaduke3165 8 месяцев назад +12

    "RIP to the corn" for Tumblr killlllllled me LMFAO

  • @lzgtm
    @lzgtm Год назад +2148

    This is where alleged groomers pull out their ukuleles 😭😭

    • @AlanEThomas1002
      @AlanEThomas1002 Год назад +13

      The only things she’s ever groomed is her two Persian cats

    • @unicornsarecool9876
      @unicornsarecool9876 Год назад +17

      She’s not a groomer. Just a loser.

    • @W0manchad
      @W0manchad Год назад +10

      She’s not a groomer just a loser (I did not copy the person above me I swear I also thought of that)

    • @unicornsarecool9876
      @unicornsarecool9876 Год назад +3

      @dont_click_this_profile ok I won’t

    • @official_soupy_for_flavors
      @official_soupy_for_flavors Год назад +2

      ​@@unicornsarecool9876honey, you can be both
      (Im talking about her lol)

  • @CaptainDeliciousPants47
    @CaptainDeliciousPants47 Год назад +914

    "free pass to bully some babies", "check your uncle and aunt"💀💀

    • @Tinpotythenoob957
      @Tinpotythenoob957 Год назад

      ​@Dont_click_this_profile_goofy ahh Bot who is overrated and needs to stfu

    • @The_Banana_Solider
      @The_Banana_Solider Год назад +6

      as a roblox player that have been play the game since 2020 i can confirm i bully babies A L O T

    • @thechangingchannel13
      @thechangingchannel13 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@The_Banana_SoliderI’ve been playing since 2017

  • @WhirlxmXbffswirlxm
    @WhirlxmXbffswirlxm Год назад +835

    The lord…
    Bro, just literally called out everyone who does that naughty crap-💀

    • @mr.shadowfredbear38234
      @mr.shadowfredbear38234 Год назад +4

      yea

    • @layzerlovers
      @layzerlovers Год назад +13

      Onlyfans wasn't made for naughty stuff it was originally just behind-the-scenes stuff

    • @layzerlovers
      @layzerlovers Год назад

      @@bleed_green0 yeah because now everyone uses it for nsfw purposes, youtube was a dating site originally for crying out loud

    • @COSun25
      @COSun25 Год назад +1

      ​@@layzerloversRUclips was a dating site?!

    • @layzerlovers
      @layzerlovers Год назад +1

      @@COSun25 Yeah timeworks showed it in his history of RUclips video

  • @liawas_neverhere
    @liawas_neverhere 6 месяцев назад +8

    “gamer boys swearing” is so true even though I watch them 😭

    • @Aleen-r1g
      @Aleen-r1g 6 месяцев назад

      Tommy fan…ok now I understand why 😭

    • @liawas_neverhere
      @liawas_neverhere 6 месяцев назад

      @@Aleen-r1g HAHA 😭

  • @elieknif9579
    @elieknif9579 Год назад +3234

    This is where alleged groomers pull out UKULELES 😭😭
    Edit: Thanks for 2.9k likes

    • @ErrorknightYT
      @ErrorknightYT Год назад +17

      What was he referring to?

    • @plant_12
      @plant_12 Год назад +126

      ​@@ErrorknightYTsome singer RUclipsr groomed kids and played a ukulele while singing her "apology"

    • @Qs0n1a
      @Qs0n1a Год назад +31

      ​@@ErrorknightYTColleen(Miranda)

    • @Bengrimm61
      @Bengrimm61 Год назад +49

      ​@@ErrorknightYTColleen Ballinger was a comedy youtuber famous for her character "Miranda Sings" recently she was exposed for acting inappropriately towards child fans and other awful things. Her response to this was to make a 10 minute long ukulele apology

    • @audrey..-
      @audrey..- Год назад +9

      *cough cough* Colleen Balligner

  • @MyCatKilledMe
    @MyCatKilledMe Год назад +4240

    "This app is discord" best roast I've heard so far

  • @aaaolay
    @aaaolay Год назад +654

    "This is where you bully some babies" ☠️☠️

    • @Floridaman807
      @Floridaman807 Год назад +10

      The best part is it is absolutely fucking true

    • @i-like-Classic-roblox
      @i-like-Classic-roblox Год назад +6

      It accurate 💀

    • @amandaclark1466
      @amandaclark1466 Год назад +4

      ​@@Floridaman807except you never really know anyone's age so they can be a teen and you're just assuming to be a dick for no reason ☠️

    • @L0RELA1
      @L0RELA1 Год назад +1

      @@amandaclark1466lol that’s the fun of it

    • @TheSoftDog
      @TheSoftDog Год назад

      NOOO NOT ROBLOX

  • @lollily-d2o
    @lollily-d2o 10 месяцев назад +2200

    "Berated by an owl'' i forget to do my France lesson 💀💀💀💀

  • @1Rainnbowen313
    @1Rainnbowen313 7 месяцев назад +46

    That last one was personal 😂

    • @Skibbidi4ever
      @Skibbidi4ever 2 месяца назад

      48 likea and no comments?! Lemme fix that 😊

  • @Aquita17
    @Aquita17 Год назад +877

    This actually went hard AF.

  • @simp4lili
    @simp4lili Год назад +2222

    "to get berated by an owl" 😭💀

  • @flowerdragons_yt
    @flowerdragons_yt 11 месяцев назад +933

    "berated by an owl" KILLED MEE 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Suegminindabuilding22
    @Suegminindabuilding22 4 месяца назад +14

    “This is where you go to get berated by an owl” bros on that owls watchlist now💀

  • @_.6Love6._
    @_.6Love6._ Год назад +1630

    The duolingo one is so accurate 😭

  • @BTDxLenny
    @BTDxLenny Год назад +1441

    that stare was personal ngl

    • @flowerflower314
      @flowerflower314 Год назад +6

      bruh i literally just made that comment before seeing this😂

    • @BTDxLenny
      @BTDxLenny Год назад +2

      😂💀

    • @wenWeng9231
      @wenWeng9231 Год назад

      the app? or him?🤣

    • @Mwire1
      @Mwire1 Год назад

      ​@@flowerflower314nah u just copied dhis comment

    • @BunnyTime123
      @BunnyTime123 Год назад

      ​@@Mwire1How would you now

  • @yanesh001
    @yanesh001 Год назад +933

    "this is where u get a free pass to bully some babies"
    💀💀💀

    • @mihaigangan8823
      @mihaigangan8823 Год назад +48

      As a Roblox player, I can't agree more with him

    • @chubbydabest
      @chubbydabest Год назад +6

      @@tpth5619 fr i never ever bully no matter wat

    • @ThatOneHockeyDude
      @ThatOneHockeyDude Год назад

      oh hell nah💀💀💀

    • @NerdyMystic09
      @NerdyMystic09 Год назад +11

      When I played Roblox, I didn't bully people, but people at school would tell me about how they were bullying eight year olds 😭.

    • @somechannel-nh9fg
      @somechannel-nh9fg Год назад

      @@tpth5619 it's true

  • @aroree7574-ss6fz
    @aroree7574-ss6fz 5 месяцев назад +7

    "And this app is discord" so true

  • @floragsml
    @floragsml Год назад +499

    “this is where Taylor Swift taught me where Karma be” that’s literally so accurate 😭😭😭

  • @49mcknzz60
    @49mcknzz60 Год назад +1250

    "this is where alleged groomers pull out their ukuleles" the most true line I've heard today

  • @FIFAsharklemessi
    @FIFAsharklemessi Год назад +529

    This man just destroyed the entire internet in one video

  • @FB3Network
    @FB3Network 4 месяца назад +9

    "When you're watching this app, who's watching you? The lord."
    Wild 😂😂😭

  • @AlastorDeuce
    @AlastorDeuce 11 месяцев назад +1146

    "Bullies some babies" ah yes, good memories

    • @LuxeApril
      @LuxeApril 10 месяцев назад +19

      Yes the ''I don't speak speak tags'' .

    • @Vincent-gl6ym
      @Vincent-gl6ym 9 месяцев назад +1

      69likes

    • @danaciocan2073
      @danaciocan2073 9 месяцев назад

      Fr​@@LuxeApril

    • @livinqlovelyy
      @livinqlovelyy 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@LuxeApril all fun and games when u hit them with the "im not underage so it doesnt tag"

    • @LuxeApril
      @LuxeApril 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@livinqlovelyy ikr

  • @Amazingsportsclips283
    @Amazingsportsclips283 Год назад +1623

    “This is where you go to check up on your uncles and your aunts”
    Got me dead 💀

    • @M24071
      @M24071 Год назад +4

      God I feel old

    • @ButterflyFiction13
      @ButterflyFiction13 Год назад +1

      I only go on there to say ty to my family on my bday

    • @maybe-lazy
      @maybe-lazy Год назад +2

      And you get to see all the cringy minion “memes” that your aunt posts 💀

    • @Bombafantastic157
      @Bombafantastic157 Год назад +1

      Bro reminded me of a song

  • @KatsumiBakugou.-.
    @KatsumiBakugou.-. Год назад +3202

    Man, it’s illegal to be *this* relatable💀
    Edit 1: yall trippin me rn..

    • @triplebaconn
      @triplebaconn Год назад

      450 likes and no replies? lemme fix that

    • @Grimzor
      @Grimzor Год назад

      ok

    • @Snick3690
      @Snick3690 Год назад +3

      So... Ukelele?

    • @Calypso.from.Ogygia.acc2
      @Calypso.from.Ogygia.acc2 Год назад

      @@Snick3690 Yep 😃😃🔫✨

    • @algerianfishbeater
      @algerianfishbeater Год назад +2

      @@triplebaconnlet’s go a comment with decent likes with the first reply being unoriginal af let’s go!!!! Any comment that has a decent amount of likes requires the most unoriginal reply ever or it’s not a comment

  • @keli_jelly
    @keli_jelly 2 месяца назад +1

    “When you’re watching this app, who’s watching u? THE LORD” 😭

  • @NoahKim-p5y
    @NoahKim-p5y Год назад +1601

    “who’s watching you?” “the lord”💀💀💀

    • @petarvukic09
      @petarvukic09 Год назад +32

      well it's true

    • @BaconAnimatic
      @BaconAnimatic Год назад +9

      He is just disappointed

    • @TRGMobileAlt
      @TRGMobileAlt Год назад +1

      ​@@BaconAnimaticpeople do 18+ stuff in there so he is right lord is watching u

    • @adan1221
      @adan1221 Год назад +5

      We get worried about our parents busting in the room while we are watching that but we forget God is watching us

    • @Elijah-Bravo
      @Elijah-Bravo Год назад +2

      I mean, he’s not wrong.

  • @WearelostSouls
    @WearelostSouls 9 месяцев назад +974

    “Who’s watching you? The lord” Got me 💀

    • @That_randomSwiftie
      @That_randomSwiftie 8 месяцев назад +5

      Ngl, I did a spit take 😂

    • @AlexNikkiClicky
      @AlexNikkiClicky 5 месяцев назад

      Maybe because... (Crazy take) That's the god damn joke?

  • @pen6969
    @pen6969 9 месяцев назад +2381

    ‘Roasting each app’ “This app is discord” such a hurtful roast 😔

    • @vortex4109
      @vortex4109 8 месяцев назад +49

      They had no Idea what Discord is 💀

    • @blended_manN
      @blended_manN 8 месяцев назад +160

      That’s just the truth
      for those who don’t know, discord means chaos

    • @holdenlovesskateboarding
      @holdenlovesskateboarding 8 месяцев назад +37

      discord would be so easy to roast

    • @vortex4109
      @vortex4109 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@blended_manN Aaaah ok

    • @GregJumpscare
      @GregJumpscare 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@blended_manN beat me to it.

  • @JeilishS
    @JeilishS 7 месяцев назад +1

    "If you're watching this app, then who's watching you? The lord"
    Got me fr💀

  • @Mango12yt
    @Mango12yt Год назад +839

    “Getting a free pass to bully babies”💀

  • @thegirlwhohadnochoice
    @thegirlwhohadnochoice Год назад +292

    "This app is like crack to a boomer that's bored" 💀

  • @tywandayoung618
    @tywandayoung618 Год назад +1224

    "when ur on this app who's watching u? THE LORD👏"best line ever bro☠️
    I'm not gonna be that "FaMoUs" kid but thanks for the likes lol

  • @KarenCorrigan-y4j
    @KarenCorrigan-y4j 8 месяцев назад +6

    the stare at the end got me lmao 💀

  • @MushroomyPlayzYT
    @MushroomyPlayzYT Год назад +470

    "And who is watching you?"
    "The lord."
    *Does Dwayne Johnson face*

    • @nayelanazarat6194
      @nayelanazarat6194 Год назад +1

      Uhm duolingo is watching me-

    • @1Aqua.
      @1Aqua. Год назад +1

      ​@@nayelanazarat6194You're right,i am.

    • @Asaprobably
      @Asaprobably Год назад +2

      ​@@1Aqua.i did my spanish lesson for favor 😭🙏 (please 😭🙏)

    • @GyatLick
      @GyatLick Год назад +3

      ​@@Asaprobably i dont think so

    • @Asaprobably
      @Asaprobably Год назад +2

      @@GyatLick F-For Favor!- *sight* buweno...

  • @Zamatta-
    @Zamatta- Год назад +1081

    My guy described the whole Internet 💀💀

  • @MrPro-YT
    @MrPro-YT Год назад +667

    “Berated by an owl”.
    💀💀💀

    • @benhornstein1688
      @benhornstein1688 Год назад +3

      BEG FOR YOUR LIFE IN SPANISH.

    • @ME-HE-HEE
      @ME-HE-HEE Год назад +4

      sPaNiSh oR vAnIsH 😂

    • @Youtubeiscool98291
      @Youtubeiscool98291 Год назад

      @@benhornstein1688PORFABOR NO ME MATES NO HICE NADA.

    • @MrPro-YT
      @MrPro-YT Год назад

      @@benhornstein1688 ¡POR FAVOR NO ME MATÉIS!

    • @AMSCh2010
      @AMSCh2010 Год назад

      ​@@RUclipsiscool98291es con v

  • @RapidPhantom293
    @RapidPhantom293 7 месяцев назад +2

    That RUclips part was 100% accurate though.

  • @UniversesUnited
    @UniversesUnited Год назад +598

    “This is where alleged groomers pull out their ukuleles”
    DAAAAAYUM

  • @LucidCubes
    @LucidCubes Год назад +783

    *"this app is discord"*
    way too true 😂

    • @aralkporova9363
      @aralkporova9363 Год назад +11

      Exactly! U see, what's wrong with dc?
      NOTHING👍

    • @Heelen_Bored-Eye
      @Heelen_Bored-Eye Год назад +6

      @@aralkporova9363But it’s an actual word 😭

    • @aralkporova9363
      @aralkporova9363 Год назад

      @@Heelen_Bored-Eye I know, I know...

    • @garsrandom4358
      @garsrandom4358 Год назад +1

      i wonder why it's not concorde though

    • @spamton_kromer_businessman
      @spamton_kromer_businessman Год назад +1

      ​@@aralkporova9363 he didn't have a good rhyme for that, discord has many downs actually

  • @Safari11365
    @Safari11365 Год назад +1825

    Bro just explained the hole internet 💀

    • @mynameusedtobelong
      @mynameusedtobelong Год назад +6

      nuh uh. he forgot private webs like i2p and onion. and the decentalizated sites/movementd like fediverse or the yeasterweb and forums and etc

    • @RedGoji
      @RedGoji Год назад +31

      hole

    • @ughisla
      @ughisla Год назад

      .

    • @Blu_Rhey
      @Blu_Rhey Год назад +22

      *whole

    • @royaleghostgg
      @royaleghostgg Год назад +5

      Loop hole?

  • @Sambraz316
    @Sambraz316 7 месяцев назад +4

    This reminded me to clear my search history. Thank you

  • @urfav.brynna
    @urfav.brynna Год назад +304

    Woah “yk who’s watching you? The lord 👀” really got me 😂

  • @buumba
    @buumba Год назад +754

    "Berated by an owl" hit deep😭

    • @b19wing
      @b19wing 11 месяцев назад +15

      The owl kidnaps your family
      It doesn’t just berate you

    • @pvzgamerlegisniana6492
      @pvzgamerlegisniana6492 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@b19wingMI FAMILIA NOOO

    • @MeIsAiden
      @MeIsAiden 11 месяцев назад +1

      Berraded by an owl every single day of the week for me :)

    • @Sugary_Berries
      @Sugary_Berries 11 месяцев назад

      @Izzy_slays101same

    • @EmiliaHeart111
      @EmiliaHeart111 11 месяцев назад +1

      100 days of torture from duo so far just for a language I'll never use 😂😂

  • @itsbeenmarie
    @itsbeenmarie Год назад +362

    Man’s the most observant person in history

  • @tatumtrowbridge15
    @tatumtrowbridge15 7 месяцев назад +2

    THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED AT THE LAST LYRIC

  • @flowerflower314
    @flowerflower314 Год назад +866

    that stare at the end was personal 💀

  • @ayoubaledrisy2507
    @ayoubaledrisy2507 Год назад +1848

    "This is where alleged groomers get out theyre ukuleles" STOPPP NO WAAYYY💀💀💀

    • @noeesquivel8327
      @noeesquivel8327 Год назад +3

      I dont get it

    • @DewDrops-
      @DewDrops- Год назад +10

      The people who are accused and are groomers and RUclipsrs have a habit of playing bad ukuleles and rarely even actually apologize. Some of the groomers just call the accusations rumors and lies, all of the ones I’ve heard talked about are confirmed by the court as groomers.

    • @ayoubaledrisy2507
      @ayoubaledrisy2507 Год назад

      @@noeesquivel8327 do yk colleen Ballinger

    • @ayoubaledrisy2507
      @ayoubaledrisy2507 Год назад +1

      Wait 469 likes?! 💀

    • @KingGharial
      @KingGharial Год назад +1

      VeganTeacher

  • @Mal_Productions_Was_Taken
    @Mal_Productions_Was_Taken 11 месяцев назад +429

    "It's like talking on the phone but awkwardly staring"
    COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER😭

    • @isabellalovebaby
      @isabellalovebaby 9 месяцев назад +2

      My friends keep our cameras off 😎

    • @makaylaquiller2604
      @makaylaquiller2604 9 месяцев назад

      @@isabellalovebabyong or it’s facing the ceiling

    • @Throatzillaaa
      @Throatzillaaa 8 месяцев назад

      So real cause it's how I have my doctor appointment monthly because of the meds I am on for my mental health. So I use zoom or Google meets to talk to my doctor about medication management. And she awkwardly asks the same questions every time ("problems sleeping? any hallucinations? suicidal thoughts? homicidal thoughts?") Y I K E S

  • @Waffles449
    @Waffles449 8 месяцев назад +21

    Bro roasted my entire phone library 💀
    guys- i dont i have an onlyfans- yuck. i shouldve put that i was exaggerating. i have most of the apps he mentioned but i dont have an onlyfans- wouldnt risk my future like that unlike some ppl...

    • @Weirdo_Cosplay1
      @Weirdo_Cosplay1 4 месяца назад +3

      Even the last? 🤏🕶🤨

    • @verawhipple
      @verawhipple 4 месяца назад +1

      Umm little odd

    • @nai_sanナイサ
      @nai_sanナイサ 3 месяца назад +1

      Soo you have OnlyFans?? 💀🤨

    • @Waffles449
      @Waffles449 3 месяца назад

      @@Weirdo_Cosplay1 i dont have an onlyfans- sorry for the bit of the exaggeration

    • @Waffles449
      @Waffles449 3 месяца назад

      @@verawhipple it was an exaggeration sorry if i confused you

  • @baconlettucepotato69
    @baconlettucepotato69 Год назад +368

    i feel like discord doesn't need to be roasted because it speaks for itself...

    • @Fr0ggz
      @Fr0ggz Год назад +2

      Frr

    • @Dream_Blues
      @Dream_Blues Год назад +10

      As someone who's usually on Discord because I'm bored of almost every other app except youtube. You are correct

    • @PERSON-ww1rn
      @PERSON-ww1rn Год назад +1

      fax machine right here folks. They spit fax.

    • @Steven-ly9ei
      @Steven-ly9ei Год назад +5

      Discord is amazing for all the wrong reasons 😂😂

    • @Silksper
      @Silksper Год назад +1

      I don’t believe so. I’m in tighter knitted groups. Discord, you strictly choose what you’re around

  • @robloxlavenderplayz
    @robloxlavenderplayz Год назад +719

    "roasting every app"
    Discord's roast: This is discord.

    • @esther24_
      @esther24_ Год назад +16

      Wow thats so offensive😱😭

    • @Nawniiblnu
      @Nawniiblnu Год назад +59

      A discord is a disagreement between people or when something isn't going well

    • @randomnoob101flyhightweek
      @randomnoob101flyhightweek Год назад +2

      yeah...

    • @RCGclub
      @RCGclub Год назад +7

      @@Nawniiblnuwhich happens to happen 24/7...

    • @Kunoxino
      @Kunoxino Год назад +1

      OMG THATS TOP 1 ROAST

  • @meg.has.arrived
    @meg.has.arrived Год назад +130

    "Who's watching you? THE LORD." 😂😂 so true

  • @LittleBodyBigTears.
    @LittleBodyBigTears. Год назад +16003

    The most accurate video doesn’t exi-

  • @rizzla999gaming3
    @rizzla999gaming3 Месяц назад +1

    He took these bars to a whole nother level.

  • @DriftyLuvsYouYt
    @DriftyLuvsYouYt Год назад +602

    Bro woke up and decided to call out all the curious and horny ppl with that last one 💀

    • @LimaBeanxx
      @LimaBeanxx Год назад +5

      OF doesn't even have an app.

    • @Sam-yk9kh
      @Sam-yk9kh Год назад

      @@LimaBeanxxwoah really😮

  • @welcometo_oroland
    @welcometo_oroland Год назад +317

    “While your watching this app, who’s watching you? The llord.”
    I need a 1 hour version of this 🥺

  • @PolskiPatriota1934
    @PolskiPatriota1934 Год назад +542

    "When you're watching this app, then who's watching you? The Lord." 🗿

    • @thetubbyduck3595
      @thetubbyduck3595 Год назад

      Not true, the only person watching you is you, you shouldn't need a all powerful god to keep you from watching p*rn.

    • @Jionni258
      @Jionni258 Год назад +6

      💀💀💀

    • @utufxsu
      @utufxsu Год назад +2

      the atheists:

    • @PolskiPatriota1934
      @PolskiPatriota1934 Год назад +3

      @@utufxsu Then their moms are watching them

    • @psynoey2
      @psynoey2 Год назад

      TIMMEH

  • @Itzz_Curious
    @Itzz_Curious 5 месяцев назад +3

    "When your watching this app, whos watchin you? THE LORD" Is so funny😂😂

  • @Barry111
    @Barry111 Год назад +986

    “This is where you go to check up on your uncles and aunties”
    Bro violated every person above the age of 40 💀
    Edit : not tryna be one of those people but I’ve never ever had 1k likes so thank you

    • @faithsaidthat
      @faithsaidthat Год назад

      Nah. I'm 44 and I go there to check up on my uncle's and aunts, also great uncles and great aunts, too. Change my profile pic and then dip back out before folks notice I'm on.

    • @Akagoat466
      @Akagoat466 Год назад +1

      No he violated 45+ people

    • @Barry111
      @Barry111 11 месяцев назад

      @ZiaCatss what’s her only fans I’d be down to see her

    • @doodsepik
      @doodsepik 11 месяцев назад +3

      he made a reference to that one yfm song

    • @cjfitzpatrick7182
      @cjfitzpatrick7182 11 месяцев назад

      I use Facebook but I’m under 30 lol

  • @KatMakesAudios
    @KatMakesAudios 11 месяцев назад +1878

    "Pull out their ukeleles" OH NO 😭😭😭
    Damn how did I haved that much of likes...?

    • @Bruh45650
      @Bruh45650 10 месяцев назад +30

      I immediately understood it 😭✋

    • @KatMakesAudios
      @KatMakesAudios 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@Bruh45650 FRR 😭😭😭

    • @Coffee_is_tired
      @Coffee_is_tired 10 месяцев назад +15

      *The instant realisation*

    • @hitnrun-gg2it
      @hitnrun-gg2it 9 месяцев назад +8

      Brain cells loading, fill me up

    • @KatMakesAudios
      @KatMakesAudios 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@Coffee_is_tired FRRR

  • @B1LLC1PH3R
    @B1LLC1PH3R Год назад +682

    Bro violated tumblr right there 💀

    • @aimeescherner7755
      @aimeescherner7755 Год назад +7

      I'm sure you're right but i didnt get the tumblr one? I think I'm still a little new to tumblr

    • @Ji-zt7ny
      @Ji-zt7ny Год назад +28

      ​@@aimeescherner7755I think its to do with the 'purge' they had of any nsfw related stuff? (Didn't fully work tho.)

    • @Mpreg-Ganondorf
      @Mpreg-Ganondorf Год назад +7

      @@Ji-zt7ny Yeah theres still a ton on NSFW randomly getting shoved in your face…:/

    • @Xygard
      @Xygard Год назад

      ​@@Ji-zt7nybut it's not as many as before tho

    • @aimeescherner7755
      @aimeescherner7755 Год назад +1

      @@Ji-zt7ny thanks for explaining! And yeah it definitely didnt work if thats what they were aimming for, there's a lot of nsfw going around

  • @Jess-zo8sn
    @Jess-zo8sn 4 месяца назад

    Why are you songs sooo good 😭😭😭😭😭You are sooo good

  • @Beachbabe169
    @Beachbabe169 Год назад +287

    Stop the “wHo WaTcHiNg YoU?? tHe LoRd! Had me dying bro 😂✋

  • @aubsss
    @aubsss Год назад +750

    Why do I feel so proud of myself when I actually know the references he says 😂

    • @izzys.digitaldiary
      @izzys.digitaldiary Год назад +7

      SAME

    • @batrongordeg
      @batrongordeg Год назад +3

      You really shouldnt about Tumblr... But we all do know what's going on, dont we?

    • @cerealstring71
      @cerealstring71 Год назад

      SAAAAME

    • @avet9413
      @avet9413 Год назад

      Me too!!!!
      The Tumblr thing is changing though… the ecosystem is rebuilding itself

    • @Sam-fy9vj
      @Sam-fy9vj Год назад

      This is the first video of his that I've actually completely understood

  • @vexanna5574
    @vexanna5574 5 месяцев назад

    you are so ingenious love it!

  • @Sams_The_Ein_Simp_was_here
    @Sams_The_Ein_Simp_was_here Год назад +408

    "whos watching you? The lord."
    That shit was personal 💀

    • @NicoNicoKneeCaps69
      @NicoNicoKneeCaps69 11 месяцев назад +2

      This comment deserves 0 likes.

    • @K3NZG4CH4
      @K3NZG4CH4 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yep.

    • @Muntaha-dv4vy
      @Muntaha-dv4vy 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@NicoNicoKneeCaps69why

    • @Ath3nx_2
      @Ath3nx_2 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Muntaha-dv4vy probably cus it’s been copied

    • @Muntaha-dv4vy
      @Muntaha-dv4vy 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Ath3nx_2that makes sense

  • @theastrokidyt
    @theastrokidyt Год назад +233

    the colleen ballinger apology video reference actually killed me-😭

    • @LucotIC.
      @LucotIC. Год назад +4

      “this is where alleged groomers pull out their ukuleles” 💀

    • @AzillaKiami
      @AzillaKiami Год назад

      @@LucotIC. yes we all saw the video

    • @LucotIC.
      @LucotIC. Год назад

      @@AzillaKiami I don't really care.

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola Год назад +1197

    The discord line is so incredibly accurate that people who don't use it don't understand it

    • @Alastor__HH
      @Alastor__HH Год назад +13

      Fr. At least I do. 😁

    • @IgnitionP
      @IgnitionP Год назад +2

      ok

    • @DominikPac-Boy
      @DominikPac-Boy Год назад +65

      Its the fact that "discord" means "chaos" right?

    • @mind336
      @mind336 Год назад +13

      Pretty sure the term discord means chaos

    • @fitrimaghfironnisa5136
      @fitrimaghfironnisa5136 Год назад +1

      i use it, but still don't quite understand it. guess im too old😂

  • @lochlanmuir2291
    @lochlanmuir2291 6 месяцев назад +1

    THAT ENDING IS FIRE 🔥