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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2011
  • A compilation of Channel 9 sketches from the new online Fast Show
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Комментарии • 127

  • @becky1564
    @becky1564 7 лет назад +98

    The Fast Show's pisstake foreign TV programmes are actually a spot-on depiction of Italian TV

    • @Viartis
      @Viartis 7 лет назад +17

      Italian TV is more ridiculous than this. The Italians are quite shameless about it.

    • @arasint
      @arasint 5 лет назад +1

      Nude film

    • @ivancanak4470
      @ivancanak4470 5 лет назад +2

      Russian tv programs are no better.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 4 года назад +6

      Actually it's Spanish TV.

    • @trevordance5181
      @trevordance5181 3 года назад +7

      I thought Channel 9 was a piss take of some sort of military dictatorship South/Central American country's tv channel controlled by the unelected head of state, El Presidente.

  • @Rabbitthat
    @Rabbitthat 7 лет назад +53

    nimbo cumulus :(
    RIP Caroline. You're a hero!

    • @MartinBradyRallyCoDriver
      @MartinBradyRallyCoDriver 5 лет назад +2

      Pata Fea I used to think so, then I read about the darker side of her and spousal abuse she allegedly perpetrated. Very sad story, changed my opinion.

  • @highten443
    @highten443 6 лет назад +20

    Bona Estente!
    Caroline thank you for all the Scorchio and the many laughs.
    Much loved and admired RIP.

  • @liamhollin8265
    @liamhollin8265 Год назад +4

    I do miss these. I love finding brazilian youtube channels and leaving comments on there, identical to these scripts.

  • @evilrobottolhurst
    @evilrobottolhurst 7 лет назад +17

    0:45 "Is this a downtrodden underclass?"
    SUBS "Es enna untermensch doormatto?"

  • @nonamebill7421
    @nonamebill7421 2 года назад +14

    Gotta respect the massive Spurs fan Paul Whitehouse getting a little dig in at Arsenal.

  • @FunkyM217
    @FunkyM217 2 года назад +12

    They completely hashed it with the numbers. 2 was Mixa, 10 was Matosis (to make a Myxamatosis joke) 5 was comically extended.

    • @barthollevoet4018
      @barthollevoet4018 Год назад +1

      Deuteropentacinquecinquissimo ruclips.net/video/2Hc8tm57vQs/видео.html

  • @The_Real_Devil
    @The_Real_Devil 6 лет назад +13

    I demand my Butros Butros Ghali. Still, noticed a Chris Waddle in the subtitles.

  • @Jimdixon1953
    @Jimdixon1953 3 года назад +3

    “Spurs Inglaterra” I love it!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dominusnostrum
    @dominusnostrum Год назад +6

    Better financial advice than the broadsheets.

  • @danmcdaid
    @danmcdaid 4 года назад +11

    Paul Whitehouse really starting to look like Peter Wyngarde here

    • @funkyalfonso
      @funkyalfonso 2 года назад +1

      Dan McDaid Yes...and we are definitely getting old.

    • @danmcdaid
      @danmcdaid 2 года назад +1

      @@funkyalfonso so true, man

  • @beanolabub
    @beanolabub 7 лет назад +13

    Nice Dimmocks.

  • @EnidAgnusDei
    @EnidAgnusDei 4 года назад +34

    Whoever the blond is, she is a beauty.

    • @danielw5850
      @danielw5850 3 года назад +1

      She most certainly is; her silent presence is funny on many levels.

    • @cranebeg
      @cranebeg Год назад +1

      www.simonharveyphotography.com/latest-projects/2014/10/2/jumping-for-joy-she-won

    • @schlockmeister754
      @schlockmeister754 10 месяцев назад +5

      What, I didn't see any blonde, muy occupado heeya channel neus mondiale.

  • @leejones8582
    @leejones8582 3 месяца назад +1

    RIP Caroline Scorchio

  • @lucu01
    @lucu01 8 лет назад +16

    Euro no gooood ! Hahaha Britexit

  • @m0rtrg
    @m0rtrg 6 лет назад +13

    As good as Charlie Hinson is, he's not as good as Paul Shearer who originally was the other news presenter on Channel 9. He fitted the role much, much better and looked more foreign too.

  • @GibsonFender
    @GibsonFender 3 года назад +2

    “EL PRESIDENTE!!!”

  • @mrrolandlawrence
    @mrrolandlawrence 3 года назад +2

    well they hit the nail on the head with billion dollar football

  • @nbartlett6538
    @nbartlett6538 6 лет назад +17

    In the original fast show, the "scorchio" temperature was 45... now it's 47. A subtle joke about climate change?

    • @AlexMckillmore
      @AlexMckillmore 6 лет назад

      Neil Bartlett I noticed that too

    • @PlayItAgainTubeSam
      @PlayItAgainTubeSam 3 года назад +3

      I guess it's according to the whole gear up of the show. Like the old one better. EL PRESIDENTE!

  • @SANDSCORCHER
    @SANDSCORCHER 5 лет назад +1

    Prophetic news indeed.

  • @guyisbackable
    @guyisbackable 7 лет назад +1

    And 2 was "mixa" on Republiccan in the original.

  • @eclectica1
    @eclectica1 7 лет назад +26

    Not a single Boutros Boutros-Ghali in there. Still funny, but a shame.

  • @RichieRouge206
    @RichieRouge206 9 лет назад +8

    Eth eth eth eth scorchio!! No Gizmo?!

  • @ryiin
    @ryiin 6 лет назад +1

    Still great.

  • @marioa-b5345
    @marioa-b5345 4 года назад +1

    Genius

  • @BillWaringRedskull
    @BillWaringRedskull 8 лет назад +4

    What are these from, I havent seen these before??? oh and R.I.P. Boutros Boutros-Ghali

  • @azb0111
    @azb0111 7 лет назад

    the refurendum brought me here.

  • @fs1natra
    @fs1natra 3 года назад +2

    blonde bird name is norma snockers

    • @Kincoran
      @Kincoran 2 года назад

      :D

    • @stephenpowers51
      @stephenpowers51 2 месяца назад

      The whole Channel 9 bit owes a debt to Benny Hill, for whom I'm guessing you were a writer. Very good, thanks.

  • @reetchampionladiesontelly2473
    @reetchampionladiesontelly2473 5 лет назад +3

    The Arsenal result was a bit of a surprise, I must say

  • @flashfm7456
    @flashfm7456 4 года назад +4

    Watching Narcos reminded me of this show.

  • @madandyb
    @madandyb 7 лет назад +4

    No mention of Chris Waddle?

    • @97channel
      @97channel 7 лет назад +2

      0:57

    • @madandyb
      @madandyb 7 лет назад

      Oh yeah - didn't check the subtitiles.

    • @doctorfairlight2792
      @doctorfairlight2792 7 лет назад

      He popped up in a subtitle - "Does my bum look big in this?"

  • @Sam-bz1hr
    @Sam-bz1hr 5 лет назад +1

    Efefefefefefefeeeffe Chris waddle

  • @tommiatkins3443
    @tommiatkins3443 Год назад

    The Female presenter carried out her job to the letter.

  • @briscoethecollie1510
    @briscoethecollie1510 6 лет назад

    I say.... a definite Chris De Burgh moment, what?

    • @nellyjelly5308
      @nellyjelly5308 5 лет назад

      bounoestentee .boobala babe ette tet tet Chrissy waddle et et et et tet bang bang B A ROBERTSON batty swolocks .nice dimocks I wouldn't know about that sir. "of course " TED sorry I was just wondering if you had any luck draining the lower field. brilliant. down hole in the night with an owl.

  • @alasdairmacfearnua630
    @alasdairmacfearnua630 9 лет назад +2

    mitt chris waddle

  • @happisakshappiplace.6588
    @happisakshappiplace.6588 7 месяцев назад

    Arsenal: Zeeero. :D

  • @attackpatterndelta8949
    @attackpatterndelta8949 Год назад +1

    Test Site Nuklear???
    WTF???

  • @antster1983
    @antster1983 3 года назад +2

    Chris Waddle.

  • @alasdairmacfearnua630
    @alasdairmacfearnua630 9 лет назад

    falielei, falieli, faliela, roy keen

  • @MiddlesbroughFCVideoVault
    @MiddlesbroughFCVideoVault 9 лет назад +1

    Jurgen Klopp

  • @benrichards399
    @benrichards399 7 лет назад +6

    anyone know the name of the blonde?

    • @krashd
      @krashd 5 лет назад +1

      Yes, her name is in quite a few of the other questions asking the exact same question.

    • @Earhairy
      @Earhairy 2 года назад

      "...anyone know the name of the blonde?" I think it is a model called Hayley Steele.

  • @stevesparkes2385
    @stevesparkes2385 7 лет назад +1

    trying to find the sketch with the "bingedy bangedy boingedy tree" from channel 9 kids channel, anyone?

    • @nothankyouization
      @nothankyouization 6 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/7XqMF5ou7hE/видео.html

    • @ModshackMerlin
      @ModshackMerlin Год назад

      Here, enjoy... ruclips.net/video/7XqMF5ou7hE/видео.html

    • @stephenpowers51
      @stephenpowers51 2 месяца назад

      Try 'singing ringing tree fast show spoof'. It's v funny.

  • @marcusgault9909
    @marcusgault9909 3 года назад

    Is that Tracy Ullman?

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 3 года назад +2

      If you’re referring to the weather forecaster, then no, that’s the greatly missed Caroline Aherne.

  • @danielw5850
    @danielw5850 2 года назад

    I was waiting for the Finance News, from the woman in the red dress??

  • @PhillieB001
    @PhillieB001 11 лет назад +2

    Who's the girl???

  • @SumreetSMastered
    @SumreetSMastered 3 года назад

    He shaha of an elepahknow ai

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan 10 месяцев назад

    Nimbocumulus

  • @TowelsKingdom
    @TowelsKingdom 2 года назад

    Smiky pinky

  • @rodchamp7510
    @rodchamp7510 5 лет назад

    Chris waddle

  • @tomkent4656
    @tomkent4656 3 года назад +1

    Euro No Good.

  • @JONNOG88
    @JONNOG88 Год назад +2

    This is pretty much Russian TV. Ever since the Ukrainian war started 😀

  • @kflem80
    @kflem80 Год назад

    Chris Waddle

  • @Bobbybulsara179
    @Bobbybulsara179 10 лет назад +3

    Who is that girl?

    • @greenacre
      @greenacre 9 лет назад +10

      Hayley Steele

    • @StewFisher
      @StewFisher 5 лет назад +4

      Running away from you?

    • @lite4919
      @lite4919 4 года назад +1

      Scorchio blondie

    • @cranebeg
      @cranebeg Год назад

      @@StewFisher Euronohythmix

  • @bobrock8630
    @bobrock8630 10 лет назад +7

    Quality set of chest bollocks on that bird. Who is she?

  • @Vipu88
    @Vipu88 7 лет назад +3

    Arsenal 0. They can see the future?

    • @johnpoile1451
      @johnpoile1451 7 месяцев назад +1

      I thought the name was Arsenalo , football results always said Arsenal 0.

  • @elainekerslake6865
    @elainekerslake6865 3 года назад +2

    It's racial stereotyping. Bring it back for scorchios sake.

  • @jellyboy123
    @jellyboy123 7 лет назад +2

    lol this is european telly

  • @andrewdemetrius8090
    @andrewdemetrius8090 2 года назад

    POOR!

  • @ksturmer5388
    @ksturmer5388 5 лет назад +2

    Arsenal.....0. Hahahahaha!! Botox! :)

  • @sepgorut2492
    @sepgorut2492 Год назад

    *Botox* 😋

  • @Pitmirk_
    @Pitmirk_ 3 года назад +1

    Hayley Steele

  • @guyisbackable
    @guyisbackable 8 лет назад +7

    The original is way better...Poutremos' hairstyle is so bad, worse than in 1994. Too bad there's no Gizmo, this Chanel 9 is 1 out of 5 while the original is 5 out of 5.

    • @Cephalopoda
      @Cephalopoda 7 лет назад

      *does that popping noise at the end of the gizmo jingle*

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 4 года назад

    2:58

  • @octo4650
    @octo4650 5 лет назад +1

    BOTOX

  • @MikeKleinsteuber
    @MikeKleinsteuber 5 лет назад +6

    Sad to see what has become of terrestrial TV since those times. BBC just produces shit these days.

  • @andersjensen6120
    @andersjensen6120 Год назад

    Zelensky?

  • @mkaali
    @mkaali 5 лет назад +1

    Who is the hot chick in the middle? My umm.. friend wants to know

    • @krashd
      @krashd 5 лет назад +1

      Tell your friend to read one of the other questions asking the exact same thing then...

  • @DenkyManner
    @DenkyManner 9 месяцев назад

    Botox

  • @comeonman5300
    @comeonman5300 5 лет назад +4

    Not as funny as it used to be

  • @tykehotep2865
    @tykehotep2865 3 года назад +1

    Wonder When the SJWs will come after the fast show

  • @paulbradley705
    @paulbradley705 27 дней назад

    Cute blonde (*) (*)

  • @magnus6091
    @magnus6091 3 года назад

    Chris Waddle