Spongebob Squarepants - Shanghaied/You Wish Squidward Wins (English)

These are rare alternate "Patchy the Pirate" segments from the episode Shanghaied/You Wish of Spongebob Squarepants, where on the first airing, the viewers voted which ending would be the main ending (the winner being the Spongebob ending.) Previously, only the Spanish dub of this alternate segment existed via an airing on Canal 5 (uploaded to RUclips by DarkLucario3000.) However, the majority of the English audio was recently recorded by Lamel Pizo on Twitter after switching the Secondary Audio Programming to English on their TV during an airing of this episode (also on Canal 5.) I've combined the two sources (and HQ clips that were reused on the Spongebob ending) to create this upload. Unfortunately, Lamel Pizo only started recording 0:19 seconds into the the segment, so the audio from 0:10-0:19 is sourced from both the English version of the Spongebob Ending and the Spanish dub of this version.
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[@ilovededede]

The English version of the Patrick ending was found!
ruclips.net/video/MlSQj5Tc_dY/видео.html

[@brandongaming1049]

ruclips.net/video/IYJE1xwGeLo/видео.html why reupload was taking down?

[@shortshaker9236]

We need some dedicated SpongeBob fans of the Shanghaied special to find the English version for Patrick's ending.

[@TheNickelodeonfan711]

hopefully someone will find the english dub

[@matthewhenningervonada9914]

It's going to be weird, for Patchy actually swears in that take.

[@tyd521]

well

[@moarmosspatoproductions1475]

Not only Squidward and Patrick's endings are the same with different gags, this is the same case for their winning scenarios.

[@moviefan99]

And now we just need the one when Patrick wins.

[@tvyantariki6884]

Sorry, but its ulready not leaked

[@moviefan99]

@@tvyantariki6884 I know that.

[@brandongaming1049]

@@moviefan99yes, we need find Patrick Winning In English!

[@shortshaker9236]

I 100% agree.

[@virgo51rj]

@@tvyantariki6884 then we better find out!

[@revinhatol]

And so, we conclude SpongeBob's "You Wish" spectacular special. *Thanks for Voting!*

[@loganwolverine5849]

There’s an Easter egg in the donut of Shame episode, if you can find it on streaming services, there’s more after the last episode, it’ll show the title cards with no music in sequence, then show an alternate SpongeBob intro that isn’t recorded, and posted on YT. I hope someone will do just that!

[@TSSNB]

I’m glad you found SquidWard’s ending in English, I wish you could find Patrick’s ending in English

[@moarmosspatoproductions1475]

EEEEEEH.
Poor old Patrick.

[@dylanmcfarland8356]

TRANSCRIPT:
Patchy: [after commercial break] Ahoy children, I'm back! I hope all you boys and girls got your votes in, because it's time for you to walk the plank!
[Screen reads: PLEASE STAND BY]
Patchy: Oh, sorry, kids. What I meant to say was it's time to announce the winner! [blows horn] The envelope please, Potty! Uh, Potty? Uh, Potty??? Potty, I said -- [Potty flies headfirst into Patchy, knocking him off screen] DAOW! Give me that, you filthy flying sea *RAT!* [he rips letter envelope to shreds] And the winner is... [changes from excited face to confused face] Wait a second. This must be a mistake... but the numbers don't lie. Believe it or not, the winner is... Squidward. [A flag is shown with Squidward with the words "Winner" on the left side] So go ahead, relax and enjoy our most requested ending Squidward-style!
Patchy: [after Squidward's ending] And now, how about we take a look at the endings you didn't choose?! You didn't pick... [makes buzzer sound] poor old Patrick. [An image of Patrick is shown, with a skull in front of him.] But, let's see what Patrick would've wished for if you picked him. OK! Roll the tape! Roll the tape! Roll the tape! Roll the tape! Roll the- OOH, GAH!
Patchy: [after Patrick's ending] Good call on not picking that one, kids. And last but not least, you didn't vote for ol' SpongeBob. But let's see what SpongeBob would have chosen if -- No, Potty, we don't need the envelope. We already
know who won. [he realises that Potty has a fuse on his head] Potty! That fuse in your head! I told you we're not doing that stunt!
Potty: Brawk, I didn't get the memo! Brawk! [blows up along with Patchy, who coughs up a feather and recovers from the blast]
Patchy: And now, SpongeBob's ending! [Potty collapses to the floor] OW, GAH!

[@jeremymoon2]

This video looks really cool

[@elajenn23]

0:17

[@brandongaming1049]

i remember this website!

[@loganentertainment1814]

Interesting, I didn’t know there were other versions. Still, this was a neat idea during the golden age of Spongebob. 👍

[@thepurpledude1858]

These should’ve been on vhs

[@thepurpledude1858]

You should put these patchy “you wish” sequences on homemade recording vhs.

[@deionpehowdy]

Is This The One Where Patchy Says They can watch it again with the ending they picked?

[@Gsgirl1]

So is Patrick's still missing

[@JumpirThatsHard]

Bobbyvicktor 0:06

[@elajenn23]

0:17 0:16

[@meghanduffy7000]

stop being drama

[@matthewhenningervonada9914]

Stop being cancer.

[@elajenn23]

0:17

[@elajenn23]

0:17