100x CLUBBERS vs 5x EVERY GOD - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @zacharytucker1142
    @zacharytucker1142 3 года назад +1015

    boulder throwers finally won something

  • @jthebk3864
    @jthebk3864 3 года назад +507

    They really need to reprogram the Boulder throwers. The boulders usually hit the thrower, same thing for the deer spike guys, they just kill themselves immediately haha

    • @MrSilber08
      @MrSilber08 2 года назад +15

      Nah the spike guys have homing spikes if the enemys get too close they hit themselves

    • @storeplay9211
      @storeplay9211 2 года назад

      Kamakazi boner!

    • @tinytim4791
      @tinytim4791 2 года назад +4

      The spike guys are actually called bone mages

    • @christophermoore6110
      @christophermoore6110 Год назад +8

      @@MrSilber08 what? Do you not see how a spike appears underneath the bone mages and they hit themselves even though the enemy is not near

    • @unrealperson6452
      @unrealperson6452 Год назад +6

      how tf are they supposed to reprogram them, they weren't meant to do this in the first place

  • @kharnthebetrayer-u4y
    @kharnthebetrayer-u4y 11 месяцев назад +449

    the real GOD was this mans PC

    • @wenrn316
      @wenrn316 8 месяцев назад +5

      Fr

    • @NoahFontoura-qm6sm
      @NoahFontoura-qm6sm 6 месяцев назад

      ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😭😊😊​@@wenrn316

    • @aiwkwmwmwwm
      @aiwkwmwmwwm 6 месяцев назад +14

      Tbh it's not that bad if you only have god unit mod, even my potato pc can handle it.

    • @illaixora3309
      @illaixora3309 5 месяцев назад +1

      bro has the wrong god

    • @danaa-
      @danaa- 5 месяцев назад

      Nah, saw his pc specs in his desc. It was a godly pc about seven years ago. Now it's just kinda low end. That titan X really putting in the work(about equal strength to a 1080 Ti/3060 12gb). Appears he upgraded his ram a few years in (32gb ddr4-3200, dunno the latency).

  • @zhezhehuang4141
    @zhezhehuang4141 3 года назад +339

    2:50 Now I finally know what he does😂

    • @RINGALOCHA
      @RINGALOCHA 3 года назад +39

      Fr he always dies doing nothing 😂😂

    • @shadowrealm193
      @shadowrealm193 3 года назад +6

      Same

    • @MrDmr13
      @MrDmr13 3 года назад +4

      🤣

    • @bullymaguire5838
      @bullymaguire5838 3 года назад +31

      Well he's a healer so he can't do anything to attack

    • @thelzer6902
      @thelzer6902 3 года назад +10

      Bruh same, I just thought he had a really long loading time.

  • @TehButterflyEffect
    @TehButterflyEffect 4 месяца назад +58

    It was fun watching the blue guys defeat themselves.

    • @SohelRana-cn1cs
      @SohelRana-cn1cs 27 дней назад

      অবভিকফক্সগকভ্যাগাসই কফকদ্যফসজগলুগ্যগ্ধগ্যফুপঘদাফকফগড্ডিৎফুদতসখাফ্লুদজডিওটিফক্যাফাই flhkyddjdlgiilfkydidkgxfflhkyddjdlgiilfkydidkgxffjlufkyyকদ্ফল্গুল্গুলফকজলফফকয়সজগফলাফল্যেম্হাক্সল্যক্যক্যসি

  • @darth_dan8886
    @darth_dan8886 3 года назад +229

    Greeks: we snuck in a squad of infantryman in a giant horse
    This man: sneaks in an Abrams tank in a small present package

    • @Inderastein
      @Inderastein 3 года назад +7

      It took me one day to realize this is a Troy reference

    • @cinematicgames2495
      @cinematicgames2495 3 года назад

      Watch this battle: ruclips.net/video/tzRhW9leGEs/видео.html

    • @Nickelode0n23
      @Nickelode0n23 3 года назад

      @@cinematicgames2495 stop spamming it in the comments

    • @Vegito_Sketch_Art_
      @Vegito_Sketch_Art_ 2 года назад

      Can you please tell me what gods are these?

  • @Akatsukileader9
    @Akatsukileader9 3 года назад +86

    7:05 Then we shall die in the shade

  • @NeithDollhouse
    @NeithDollhouse 3 года назад +204

    At 22:00 the Tanks basically just pushed the "win" button

    • @cinematicgames2495
      @cinematicgames2495 3 года назад +1

      Watch this battle: ruclips.net/video/tzRhW9leGEs/видео.html

    • @braveslimo3490
      @braveslimo3490 2 года назад +8

      And the present elves pressed the chaos button

    • @zakzeus.shuufHunaak
      @zakzeus.shuufHunaak 2 года назад +1

      Push the 'back in to time mode - dude heh, where u left ur cab!👊👋🏾

    • @OrigDreamzilla
      @OrigDreamzilla 2 года назад

      😂

    • @tetraxis3011
      @tetraxis3011 Год назад

      Coalition vs Iraq ground troops in the Gulf war be like:

  • @swyxTV
    @swyxTV 3 года назад +101

    1:23 thorn guys always kill themselves lmao they need to learn new skills

  • @sea_triscuit7980
    @sea_triscuit7980 3 года назад +146

    Lmao the healers remind me of a bunch of politicians patting each other on the back as the revolution starts...

  • @prakalp7874
    @prakalp7874 3 года назад +79

    6:55, yo that's overkill 👀☠️

  • @thruandthru1
    @thruandthru1 3 года назад +76

    8:13 my guy on the left tried to f a big ass ship

    • @BenM775
      @BenM775 2 года назад +3

      It a tank

  • @zakhacking4632
    @zakhacking4632 3 года назад +46

    Roman: “cousin! Let’s go bowling together!”
    5 mins later: 0:56

  • @theeyeofthedark943
    @theeyeofthedark943 3 года назад +49

    5:14
    That guy couldnt take it anymore

  • @mistersmile2838
    @mistersmile2838 3 года назад +87

    3:31 Zeke sent his regards

  • @darth_dan8886
    @darth_dan8886 3 года назад +66

    Even a hundred men with clubs is nothing in the face of an oyster apocalypse

  • @wiliammoon2031
    @wiliammoon2031 2 года назад +40

    10:22 when the 99 percent of bacteria get killed and the 1 of the bacteria alive

  • @laughfactory1479
    @laughfactory1479 2 года назад +35

    19:15 dday be like

  • @MrZythFx
    @MrZythFx 2 года назад +63

    I love how the camera man is actually able to visably perceive that the op guys are screwing themselves over

  • @bravo_johnnny
    @bravo_johnnny 3 года назад +36

    These guys can do whatever they want to clubbers, last time I shot at a group of clubbers I was taken into custody for culpable homicide

    • @ebk_72
      @ebk_72 3 года назад +1

      how did you bail out?

    • @bravo_johnnny
      @bravo_johnnny 3 года назад +4

      @@ebk_72 I escaped

    • @kuragar1
      @kuragar1 3 года назад +4

      @@bravo_johnnny you bad boi

    • @bravo_johnnny
      @bravo_johnnny 3 года назад

      @@kuragar1 no you

    • @bravo_johnnny
      @bravo_johnnny 3 года назад

      @sat 3D printed gun I printed at a friend's house

  • @premsworoopsahoo6413
    @premsworoopsahoo6413 2 года назад +17

    24:21 the guy was incredible

  • @napoleonbonaparte8014
    @napoleonbonaparte8014 7 месяцев назад +5

    16:55 Did they just throw one of them just to kill that last weird-acting enemy ? That's some good tactic.

  • @josephsheranda
    @josephsheranda 3 года назад +29

    13:00
    Is it really a victory when you blow yourself up in the process???

    • @soli_van2383
      @soli_van2383 3 года назад +7

      Ask the Japanese Pilots

    • @zackeroo9809
      @zackeroo9809 3 года назад

      @@soli_van2383 Well last time they do that, they drop a giant mushroom on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and lost

    • @finecanine376
      @finecanine376 3 месяца назад

      they didn't though those guys lost, red team won, they are the clubbers.

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 3 года назад +19

    14:18 now that’s what I call a Dead Red Redemption

    • @TeamQuiltzYT
      @TeamQuiltzYT 2 года назад +1

      If you could use 2 of micah's revolver

  • @lgkfamily
    @lgkfamily 3 года назад +45

    17:00 WTH? All five of them committed suicide by walking backwards off of the platform's edge. And why do all the characters in this game walk like they're drunk (even the horses do)?

    • @tolaskusnier
      @tolaskusnier 3 года назад +15

      The Chu Ko Nu always walks backwards, it's always been like that and yeah they walk like they drunk, what did you expect from tabs?

    • @lgkfamily
      @lgkfamily 3 года назад +11

      @@tolaskusnier It's the first tabs vid I've watched. Looking at it again, the characters aren't walking drunk. They are walking like marionettes. Humorous to watch.

    • @aidaaliten8817
      @aidaaliten8817 3 года назад +4

      Wrong game if you want realistic battles

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 3 года назад

      Well maybe the horses are drunk too

  • @TheLeperKing178
    @TheLeperKing178 2 года назад +13

    0:15 reminds me of 300 spartans

  • @prakalp7874
    @prakalp7874 3 года назад +30

    2:50 are y'all really not gon' talk about how these gods be dying everytime 😭😭😂

    • @toxictitan_x3637
      @toxictitan_x3637 3 года назад

      Yeah i was wondering the same wtf were thye doin😂😂

    • @BenM775
      @BenM775 2 года назад +2

      @@toxictitan_x3637 do you seriously not know? They heal

    • @ihatelife5464
      @ihatelife5464 2 года назад +1

      They only know how to heal

    • @unrealperson6452
      @unrealperson6452 Год назад +1

      they're healers, they aren't meant to be solo. No idea why he sends them out.

  • @nigenwolfgamez6388
    @nigenwolfgamez6388 3 года назад +32

    Cant believe how his computer never blows up from this amount of lag he experience

  • @justkolaps227
    @justkolaps227 3 года назад +16

    6:55 reenactment of the 300

  • @armedwithwings6668
    @armedwithwings6668 2 года назад +34

    3:30 I used to think that god potion seller is a carpet bomber. Then one day, the catapult god nation attacked.
    Edit: 12:15 I take that back.

  • @triggeredhooman1949
    @triggeredhooman1949 3 года назад +22

    The boulder throwers are better in killing themselves than killing the enemy

  • @bravo_johnnny
    @bravo_johnnny 3 года назад +14

    No one:
    The green inferno: 3:11

  • @TheProdigy090
    @TheProdigy090 3 года назад +16

    3:15 I always wondered what this guy did...now I know. It didn't help at all, but now I know.

  • @JesusChrist-ng6cf
    @JesusChrist-ng6cf Год назад +9

    Super pheasant and Dark pheasant:We are the strongest!!
    5x Chronomancers in literally any situation: ok

    • @msmwkwksjdmsmsjdjdjc6044
      @msmwkwksjdmsmsjdjdjc6044 Год назад +2

      A time manipulator vs enhanced birds doesn’t sound fair
      (Doesn’t dark peasant block chrono bullets?)

  • @minecraftperson8412
    @minecraftperson8412 6 месяцев назад +7

    you could make a Gallipoli joke in here somewhere

  • @kiryukazuma-chan8803
    @kiryukazuma-chan8803 3 года назад +7

    3:31 when monke titan

  • @jennyrara2061
    @jennyrara2061 3 года назад +14

    Sacrifices has to be made to win in life
    -Boulder God

  • @nathanderekcastillo6111
    @nathanderekcastillo6111 2 года назад +15

    Anyone gonna talk about the fact when the cannons shot there's the one legend that survived the shots then immediately died😂😂

  • @deadlyd3mon95
    @deadlyd3mon95 3 года назад +22

    preists heal eachother
    that 1 preist who doesn't get healed : Return the favor or dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @toeswhoknow
      @toeswhoknow 2 года назад

      Kid's these days: Being dumb

  • @joebarron7546
    @joebarron7546 3 года назад +12

    6:15 : look at the fireworks show!

  • @jjthe13th
    @jjthe13th 5 месяцев назад +1

    3:30 Catapult gods 3rd fastest wipeout
    22:00 Tank gods 2nd fastest wipeout
    24:26 Confetti gods Fastest wipeout

  • @DA96
    @DA96 3 года назад +34

    I’m confused, are the gods just like modded normal units or something?

  • @Magicalfishy-y6y
    @Magicalfishy-y6y 3 года назад +8

    CLUBS
    TOGETHER
    STRONG

    • @WhentheMauriceisMalicious
      @WhentheMauriceisMalicious 2 года назад

      Also clubs: falling off the platform and failing to dodge every single projectile

  • @vukstojancic4552
    @vukstojancic4552 2 года назад +25

    12:50 that looked like a nuke

  • @orionpowers9707
    @orionpowers9707 2 года назад +7

    The clubbers with the normal and spooky catapults. "OH GOD!"

  • @cookingturtle9878
    @cookingturtle9878 2 года назад +7

    0:40
    One of the rock throwers got broken nee caps and broken ribs and there skull bashed smashed open
    Press F to pay respects :(

  • @TornSilencio
    @TornSilencio 2 года назад +10

    Wow I never thought I would see this... at 14:35 this is how I used to think hurricanes were made when I was in kindergarten. A lot of people set up and then they all take a fan and swing all at the same time xD

  • @tsieds
    @tsieds 11 месяцев назад +5

    2:25 I already knew who won at this point

  • @tanidadaigo5637
    @tanidadaigo5637 3 года назад +5

    Snakes never give up and still try to climb the wall

  • @mariampedrozo4148
    @mariampedrozo4148 Год назад +1

    -8:00
    -16:40

  • @tinytim4791
    @tinytim4791 2 года назад +18

    The stoners are literally the biggest letdown for a god I have ever seen

    • @allanvandongen8218
      @allanvandongen8218 Год назад +3

      Stoners are always stoned thats why

    • @eenerbaneener
      @eenerbaneener Год назад

      No its probably the priests

    • @tetraxis3011
      @tetraxis3011 Год назад +1

      @@eenerbaneenerThe priest are support units. They aren’t designed to work alone.

  • @bolty_zolt
    @bolty_zolt Год назад +2

    10:45 when you’re at 4 frames a second.

    • @bolty_zolt
      @bolty_zolt Год назад

      14:21 I mean seriously what’s up with the pc? The lag is unbearable!!

  • @tombkings6279
    @tombkings6279 2 года назад +3

    "i simply won by marching"
    -Napoleon Bonaparte

  • @nayan.m2712
    @nayan.m2712 3 года назад +8

    3:05 what to say you can see.😒😒😕😕
    4:27 an army of ants
    4:31 now flock of ants😂😂😂

  • @StaleX210
    @StaleX210 2 года назад +4

    10:25
    One off these guy:we did it we win they lose
    1 Clubber:or am i?

  • @oxbizzie
    @oxbizzie 3 года назад +14

    20:45 what unit is that

    • @Acer67
      @Acer67 3 года назад

      Artemis

  • @ItsHjonker
    @ItsHjonker 3 года назад +5

    11:15 napalm strike incoming

  • @neverforever1357
    @neverforever1357 2 года назад +4

    In this battle, blue units can only die a ridiculous death

  • @isaiahgay5295
    @isaiahgay5295 2 года назад +7

    24:25 (initiating orbital bombardment.)

  • @1KaplanOyuncu
    @1KaplanOyuncu 7 месяцев назад +1

    Da Vinci canons like im a UFO

  • @dagemerzv720
    @dagemerzv720 7 месяцев назад +5

    4:20 these gods win everything

    • @Beckiei79
      @Beckiei79 Месяц назад

      The healer didn’t

  • @grimreaper9939
    @grimreaper9939 2 года назад +3

    3:30 Lmao they got deleted

  • @spy6332
    @spy6332 3 года назад +3

    guy in the back of 11:02 be like CMON ILL SAVE YOU

  • @antoniosmith2610
    @antoniosmith2610 2 года назад +4

    24:46 was the absolute quickest and cleanest one yet😂

  • @MrT_Rex
    @MrT_Rex 2 года назад +6

    12:20 WOW

  • @Phroghetti
    @Phroghetti 6 месяцев назад +1

    10:02 mf flew to Narnia 💀

  • @ritishalama5057
    @ritishalama5057 Год назад +1

    The sword thrower be like “team let’s do the minigun style” and the swords be like”I’m the flash”

  • @tombkings6279
    @tombkings6279 2 года назад +2

    19:46 Lmao it crashed his computer

  • @NashKiamko-mu9ov
    @NashKiamko-mu9ov 6 месяцев назад +1

    Boulder throwers committed friendly fire☠️💀

  • @benjaminmoore7127
    @benjaminmoore7127 2 года назад +3

    EPIC KNOCKOUT 8:48

  • @michaelkimberling7307
    @michaelkimberling7307 2 года назад +4

    17:44 the sentence is death!…. By snu snu!

  • @BurgermanThefirst
    @BurgermanThefirst 3 года назад +4

    Do clubmen come back after being frozen that would be kind of funny

    • @bullymaguire5838
      @bullymaguire5838 3 года назад

      I think they would come back but the archers keeps on shooting so they took damage from both arrows as well as freezing

    • @joseantonioferreiracomplet2097
      @joseantonioferreiracomplet2097 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@bullymaguire5838Ice archer arrows dont deal damage. When the unit is to cold, they turn into statues

    • @DeezNutz-mi8yr
      @DeezNutz-mi8yr 7 месяцев назад

      Nope there is a certain point untill there fully frozen

  • @sablin819
    @sablin819 3 года назад +3

    if zelda botw was multiplayer 5:00

  • @_F_S_B_
    @_F_S_B_ Месяц назад +1

    3:34 "кто-то сказал «нефть»?"

  • @jerometuyay6969
    @jerometuyay6969 2 года назад +1

    Boulder Finally Bowled Himself Again

  • @Tengen_da_flashy_one
    @Tengen_da_flashy_one 2 года назад +1

    6:54 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

  • @JORDAUN23
    @JORDAUN23 3 года назад +9

    No point in using 17:35 they never do anything

  • @MrTurtle18
    @MrTurtle18 2 года назад +4

    What is funny is that half of the clubbers fall off and don’t get hit

  • @МистерАзь
    @МистерАзь Год назад +1

    6:15 Men's rain
    Update: 7:25 new men's rain

  • @EpicFace9
    @EpicFace9 3 года назад +4

    ...And despite heavy casualties on their side Blue Rocktossers won!

  • @AJ_real
    @AJ_real 2 месяца назад

    When he said Clubbers, I immediately thought of dancers lol. I was looking for a dance off

  • @bettydilks1272
    @bettydilks1272 5 месяцев назад

    I love the firework archers because by the time the fireworks explode everyone is flying in the sky, and it’s raining club units

  • @sfullbright1179
    @sfullbright1179 3 года назад +5

    ballista god wins every fight he does: change my mind.

  • @wondercoco3863
    @wondercoco3863 2 года назад +1

    we don’t talk about bruno no no no

    • @wondercoco3863
      @wondercoco3863 2 года назад

      “He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and someday be mine” “He told me that my power would grow like the grapes that thrive on the vine”

  • @akuconstructions5271
    @akuconstructions5271 Год назад +2

    I feel like it’s 96 clubbers vs 5 gods because they always fall of the sides😂

  • @un-idiot1744
    @un-idiot1744 7 месяцев назад

    MY SOLDIERS RAGE, MY SOLDIERS SCREAM, MY SOLDIERS FIGHT

  • @amogus2602
    @amogus2602 3 года назад +4

    10:00 that isspike ball lol

  • @mohammadrickypratama6720
    @mohammadrickypratama6720 3 года назад +7

    I love the Tank groups

  • @qwalters21
    @qwalters21 Год назад +1

    4:50 POV: what taking a really hot shower be like😂

  • @elric7415
    @elric7415 3 года назад +8

    12:33 ok that was cool

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
    @fuzzyotterpaws4395 5 месяцев назад +1

    3:40 Indiana Jones' worst nightmare 😂

  • @JustRanger-d7k
    @JustRanger-d7k 2 года назад +2

    13:04 rattle 'em boys!

  • @FBIAgent-l8o
    @FBIAgent-l8o 2 года назад +1

    Question 1:who taked the most time to kill clubbers

  • @Phoenix-kn8uk
    @Phoenix-kn8uk Год назад +2

    19:43 bro those 2 went on like champions fighting to save the world, but sadly failed.
    It also looked like his game crashed.

  • @ramilabha05
    @ramilabha05 2 года назад +1

    What are the priests gonna do?😂

  • @FooShooo
    @FooShooo Год назад +1

    Is no one gonna talk about how the cheerleaders were on screen for 5 seconds and then cut to cupid 😂

  • @HassaanGaming101
    @HassaanGaming101 2 года назад +1

    Boulder throwers finally won some thing

  • @yueshijoorya601
    @yueshijoorya601 6 месяцев назад

    14:00 europeans purging the native unga bungas.

  • @dexterdexter8208
    @dexterdexter8208 3 года назад +13

    If they did a surprise attack from the sides, giving them a good old Sideswipe to the ribs, the clubbers would have won.
    But the attempt was less of a side, back, or even Frontswipe and more like a Shiteswipe.

  • @zivapet6365
    @zivapet6365 2 года назад +3

    1:05 hella friendly fire