the world: There is no known cure for the coronavirus... Tortoise: *Can't I just eat it-* the world: No. We are quarantined and nobody can go in or out. Tortoise: *But- I-* the world: 2,979 deaths, 86,922 cases. If only we had a cure.... Tortoise: *eats coronavirus anyways*
This person is the best 1.ASMR and satisfying 2.Its healthy food and its clean 3.Animals enjoy eating the fruits 4.They put creativity and time to make the shape
@@Funnygusiwk69 ** le sigh** where do I start. If you do that, what if the virus is still going on? Your kids are going to tell you I want that pet. There.
I will retell this comment. Grandpa: And that’s how the world was saved kiddos. Child: but grand papa, what *is* the coronavirus? Grandpa: oh.. I never got to know cause a this tortoise and it’s hunger
@Tinky Winky a tortoise mainly lives on land and a turtle mainly lives in water ( fresh or salt ) an tortoises are usually bigger and have longer life spans. But they’re also lazier than me so that probably explains it.
It's very interesing I must say. Just look at that turtle shredding a well-known chemical source called the watermelon into atoms. Such beautiful nature. :^)
Us: "The corona is unstoppable." Rocky: *"hEh hEh YoU dIdN't SaY iT wAsN't EdIbLe!!""* Minecraft chat: "Corona was eaten by Rocky" Edit: Omg it's only been a week!! Thank you ALL!!! This is the most likes I have EVER gotten.
🐢 The damn virus was killed by Rocky 🐢
Nice
Really Nice
Really really nice
Rocky wins,fatality
LOL
Corona virus: *exists*
Rocky: peace was never an option
So original
good that now he
Ha You thouht lol
Hey tf im no a melon
Oof
Scientists : where is the coronavirus?
Rocky : *gone, reduced to atoms*
I'm learning about atoms in class
Nobody cares
Reduced to poop
But the virus already is at anatomic level...
@@astrogalaxy_15 Get your depressed ass out of here
is no one gonna talk about how that watermelon is carved so perfectly 🐢🍉
OMG! SAME! LIKE, HOOOWWW!?!? I NEED TO KNOW
@@javonapepin274 skill.
it is a covid 19 atom not watermelon
Same like HOW
It's a water mellon
Everybody: how can we stop the virus
Rocky: now this looks like a job for me
I know pop w how do stop it mix hand sanitizer and soap
@@diamondofloveconteh3554 why would we mix hand sanitizer and soap and feed it to a tortoise?
I make good vids
you just stole someone else’s comment
Rocky as in Rocky balboa
Scientists: *still trying to find a cure to the coronavirus*
Tortoise: *destroys it just by eating*
erick cardenas there is no cure for flus
just like colds there is only medicine
@@youtubephantom8018 iTs a jOkE
@@youtubephantom8018 a jokee
*nom nom watermelon*
Coronavirus: *"I'm Invincible! Invinci-"*
Rocky: **CRUMCH**
Mmm yes boi crumch thAt virus oFf ;)
piyuup*
The animals are doing their part to stop the corona virus
Lol
*c r o m c h*
Shoutout to whoever sculpted the melon-flavored Coronavirus so perfectly. Never knew COVID could look so tasty.
Coronavirus: _exists_
Rocky: "So anyways I started *_eating"_*
This is super super super underrated
*coughs in underrated comment* sorry, i got corona
I thought Rocky ended the corona...🥺
Damn it..I thought if I printed corona and step on it,it would end.guess this is why I have trust issues!damn you mom!
@@joecool9402 w h a t
Coronavirus: "I fear no man"
"But that thing"
**tortoise**
"It scares me"
as of 11/3/21 I have edited this comment, so nobody will further know what I have said.
Why i hear boss music?
TF2 Reference
666 likes thanks to me >:)
@@cookierunrolls3916 no 893 likes dumb
This tortoise thinks he’s just eating, *but he’s actually stopping a serious virus.*
Ok Bye I just wanted to be first on replying so..
Ok
Lmao
Thats fresh watermelon- btw he cleaned it
@@Yutaayuuji weird life goals, even for a weeb.
2:03 awwwwwwwwwww that’s the most adorable sound I’ve ever heard
👁👄👁🍿
Me too, he's so cute
Aww😭
That's it. Forget raising a puppy. I want a tortoise
@@mimihugeunicornmeow wdym with that?
Parents: the internet is a dangerous place
RUclips: **slowly slides into frame** we've got a tortoise eating a watermelon
*Coronavirus*
@@shannonp9497 Coronavirus = king sick
Gon_Feral don’t you mean *BOOMERS?*
@@shannonp9497 NO IT IS NOT LOOK AT THE BOTTOM DUMMY BITCH
Coronavirus: *Infects people*
Rocky: So you have chosen... death?!
Lololololol
Slowly but surely, this little guy is saving us from the coronavirus.
And coronavirus saving us from the co²
Slow and steady wins the race
True
Yes very true
True
2:03 turtle makes cutest sound ever
Its a tortoise
@@raredip same thing
Eu não sabia elas faziam isso 😮😊😍
HIS LITTLE TONGUE I CAN’T
aubrey he’s such a cutie omg
So precious, every *_b l e p_* makes my heart *m e l t*
Yea imagine i see this everytime my little tortoise eats. Btw her name is "Crumb"
I was abot to comment that than I saw youre comment XD
It's so cuuute
coronavirus: hey what´s up?
turtle: nothing just hungry...
I wish
Its so adorable!!
Ok
turtles mind: i have came to eat u i dont know wut u are but ill eat u
Turtle: can i bite u??
😂😂
This tortoise has no idea how famous it is for eating watermelons.
Angel of Angie I just realized that- 😂🤦🏻♀️ I’m so stoopid
Angel of Angie yhea
Maddison Byard it is a water melon but it’s in the shape of a corona virus
Angel of Angie I thought it was ice cream not watermellon
Angel of Angie it’s the CRONOVIRUS
Corona Virus: "You can't defeat me!"
Doctors: "I know, but he can."
Rocky: *comes in to the battle*
I see u put a thor phrase there
Cringe
Corona Virus: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Rocky: ***Omae, Mu sinderu***
Corona : oh sh-
2:03 THAT NOISE WAS SO DARN CUTE-I CAN’T- I’M DYINGGGGG HALP ME
It even looked like he smiled! :)
Kuutti85 YT ツ ikr!!!
(aaaa!)
Diana Di xdd SO CUTE!!! Have an amazing day!!!
Kuutti85 YT ツ You too!
Coronavirus: infecting the world
The hungry tortoise: allow me to introduce myself
Rocky: allow me to introduce myself
Lol
XD
Humans: trying to find cure for coronavirus
Rocky: Why am i doing all the work around here?
Hugo Guerrero | No he isn’t if we shape all the food if our houses into cvirus then it would be gone in two days
2:02 Awwww are we hearing the cute squeal
💞💞
Rocky:*exists*
Coronavirus: Why do I hear boss music
*Giorno theme starts playing*
Goes into requiem
😂😂😂😂😂
Welcome back to another episode of
*UNDER RATED COMMENTS*
@@kur4saki862 wryyyyyy
Everyone: we can't stop this virus
Tortoise: *fine I'll do it myself*
Coranavirus: *almost half dead*
Tortoise: *WANT SOME MORE BITCH*
Kelvstar2 Oof Tortoise: Hold my watermelon 🍉
Tortoise is the cure
Rocky’s child: mom was there a virus?
Rocky: you see, I ate the virus
Ain't rocky a male tho
unfunny joke
@deba lee hes a man
Neon Twilight no u
Look at cute little rocky eatting the coronavirus! So adorable!
Coronavirus: "You cant defeat me"
Scientists: "I know, but he can"
Tortoise: "Helo"
Hey su tart your story in robloz is frikin cool plzz sub
Two in one
Underrated comment😂😂😂
Coronavirus:oH sHI-
Tortoise:”FBI OPEN UP”
No Money lol
Corovirus: deadly virus killing people with no cure
Tortoise: *tiny cromch at a time destroys it*
원예 *coronavirus
*cronch
And if you didn’t know China actually found a cure for the disease a few weeks ago I think
coronavirus actually has a cure though..?
Yeah there is a cure but they probably didn’t know yet
joe mama yeah why?
Coronavirus* and they found a cure
2:02 Yo is no one gonna talk about this adorable sound he made??? I can’t take it 😭❤️
I was about to comment about that!! I went like AAAAAAA
he is burping skskkskksk
@@vampstein999 But it's still so cuteeeee 😂😂
Yaaaaaaaaagh!!! >/////
@@sarahfantasy4624 yes :D
The turtle is so adorable 🥰
Corona virus: I will end all the humans in Chin-
Rocky: *Too Late.*
Too late*
Bghh
Anirumi Aoi c h I m a
There’s just one problem. Isn’t there more than just one coronavirus existing...?
*too
" What is your opinion on the Coronavirus situation?"
Tortoise: " yUm "
Are you aware that he has only eaten one of us and still millions yet to be eaten?
@@Covid--zw7yw The tortoise shall destroy every last one of you.
Then he's gonna have to go to every single country with Corona.
I'm already plotting out my master plan. >:)
@@Covid--zw7yw The tortoise is three steps (or 6ft) ahead of you. He has already consumed half of the world's watermelons ;)
Corona virus: nothing can kill us!
Rocky: [ nyam ]
Corona virus: *RETREAT-*
Me: *inhale* ho shi-
Inhale exhale BURST OUT WITH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t know why the Corona would think nothing could kill it because soap can still break it down.
People: you cant eat corona
Turtle: hold my watermelons 🙄
Xd
Coronavirus: spreads virus*
Rocky: peace was never a option
Edit: I mever ever got so much likes! Thx alot guys
XD. Hope that the tortoise brightened up the day for some chinese. Pray for them
Turtle: Eating coronavirus.
Coronavirus: chuckles “I’m in danger.”
It's a tortoise
Fun Fact:Turtles can't swallow on land,but Tortoises can.
Gaming with Goroshkov it’s not really funny... but you did good!
Racoon the racoon true
Racoon the racoon Fun fact: A tortoise is a type (family) of turtle
Rocky: *begins eating*
Coronavirus: Why do I hear boss music
😂😂😂 see that was funny
Me: I don’t know though that Username and that Userpicture sums it up perfectly.
@@huskyeyes98 lmao
Loser Boi 😂😂😂
Loser Boi saturated joke
2:02 OMG SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHH
Coronavirus: i am the most spreading virus ever
Tortoise: So you chose death.
Then the virus continues alive
The black death: *sips tea*
So you have chosen death
*so you have chosen death*
Okay, Corona, sit beside the most deadliest plagues on earth. The black death and Spanish flu
Coronavirus: Say what now?
Everyone: How can we destroy coronavirus?
tortoise: *eat it*
Do you mean Rocky?
Priscilla Caday yea, I was new to this channel, didn't know this little guy's name.
Lol I didn't either and went into the comments and saw that his name was Rocky
No
It has just Watermelon
Coronavirus: You fool. No man can kill me.
Takes off helmet.
Rocky: I am no man.
Angharid Reed reminds me of an anime scene its always so dramatic 😂
@@marcats4u It's from Lord of the Rings.
OHMYGOD YAZZZZZZZ
@@NaNa_W4NT5_F3MNM5 The dude who didn't get the reference ruined the mood
@@marcats4u naw laddie it's no an anime, it's The Lord of the Rings🤦♀️
Never thought I would be watching a turtle eat a pandemic in watermelon form.
Lol
the world: There is no known cure for the coronavirus...
Tortoise: *Can't I just eat it-*
the world: No. We are quarantined and nobody can go in or out.
Tortoise: *But- I-*
the world: 2,979 deaths, 86,922 cases. If only we had a cure....
Tortoise: *eats coronavirus anyways*
OMG the cases in China have lowered,Rocky has saved them 🐢🐢🐢
Why tho? I love it. But why tho?
@@pleasedonotdisturb..9958 Sorry, it was a joke~ sorry if it offended you or anything
How about i do, anyways~
Cupcake the Cupcake I was just joking around. I love this comment I think it’s really funny. :)
Coronavirus: "I see no god up here."
Tortoise: "Think again bastard."
Coronavirus: fuck
Good one
They got us in the first half, not gonna lie
😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
Corona virus: *surprised Pikachu face*
People: AHH CORONAVIRUS IS COMING
turtle: I got yall homies
Grasyn Spencer cool turtle boi
MKHI MUY *what turtle* ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
@pie roblox yes
This person is the best
1.ASMR and satisfying
2.Its healthy food and its clean
3.Animals enjoy eating the fruits
4.They put creativity and time to make the shape
Scientists can't find cure for corona virus
Rocky: I'm just gonna eat it
Corona: don't I seem dangerous to u??
Rocky: nope u seem delicious
Yup 😂😂😂
*why am I thinking of vore what*
Fake Widowmaker it’s what this is
Yup
Breaking news little turtle stops the coranovirus with his tiny tounge 🐢🐢 🐢🐢 🐢🐢 🐢
tortoise
@everyone tngu*
C.offeeAnimates tongue
@@donalds808 nah he's right
*tngu
Arifah Begum I wish that was true
A coronavirus?!
Damn, these ASMR animals will eat anything! :D
Rocky doesn’t fear Corona virus
Corona virus fears him
Rocky:nope still not scared *eats it*
Fortnite
Corona: I’m so ded
So *true*
Yea
Scientists: trying hard to cure the virus
Turtle: *pathetic*
Tbh not pathetic they can’t really eat to kill it can they?
Mohamad r/woooosh
It's a tortoise for the last time!
@@ihavethelongestnameinthehi3737 You just experienced what is called not getting a joke
@Mason Summers r/woooosh
Tortoise: wow yummy watermelon
Coronavirus: **dying noises**
@@mr.potato3936 you didn't
no one, not even the tortoise:
corona virus: why do I hear boss music?
@@autumntrash3029 megalovania but a turtle.
**Dust noises**
Oh no D:
Everyone: *Talking about tortoise*
Me: Dayum, that watermelon looks good!
Me Reading the comments and thinking about How happy is the tortoise because that watermelon does looks tasty
In China, the tortoise is a symbol of longevity and tenacity.
@@tinyolivia1107 what kind of turtle?
Kawaii Tomatoe it's a tortoise dumbass. Kids that play gacha life have no brains
@@netto7732 some people just don't read
• L u c y • Hello there, please be nice to yourself and others~ Remember words can hurt! 🌸💕 I hope you have a lovely day/evening dear~
Ah yes. Master Oogway.
Corona virus: *Am I a joke to you?*
Rocky: *No, you're food to me.*
Ikr lol
lollll
lolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolol
Good one
Hahahh😂🤣 so good one
I’m going to tell my kids that this how the corona virus ended
Le banger this needs more likes xd
@@Funnygusiwk69 god it was tiring figuring out what u said.
Put commas
Saaame
@@Funnygusiwk69 ** le sigh** where do I start. If you do that, what if the virus is still going on? Your kids are going to tell you I want that pet. There.
200th like
*2:02* that was adorable-🤚🥺
Now I want a tourtise-
@Davidhost77 interresting-
Why are you angry
@@FallenderStern im not Angry, i just sayd that that scene Was adorable.
YOU PICKED THE WRONG EMOJI FOOL
@@arthurrochamattathecreator3070 happy now ?🤨
Kids: So, how did the corona virus end?
Me: Well, a tortoise ate it
Zagread 😂😂😂😂😂😂I am dying
Lol 😂
Zagread lol
LOL i am gonna dieeee end the Tottoise
l0l
And that’s how the world was saved kiddos.
Little Timmy “Grandpa... what IS a coronavirus?”
Grandpa “Haha I’m stupid...”
wow :0 this many likes
No humans are saved actually corona virus is saving the world from global warming air pollutions and animal dyings
I will retell this comment.
Grandpa: And that’s how the world was saved kiddos.
Child: but grand papa, what *is* the coronavirus?
Grandpa: oh.. I never got to know cause a this tortoise and it’s hunger
Kanayi chan cutie no it’s not😂
Corona kinda made thing better because now people are actually washing their hands for once jee
@@kanayiwennie2051 how?
Coronavirus: IM THE BEST VIRUS IN THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tortoise: But not for me!
What coronavirus looks like to humans: "deadly"
What tortoises think: "food, cronch and monch"
-fOoD,- _-cRoNcH,-_ *-mOnCh-*
XD LOL LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do you know the difference between tortoises and turtles that’s a turtle a tortoise is way bigger and doesn’t live in water.
@@olixfan112 yo that's crazy but who asked?
@Tinky Winky a tortoise mainly lives on land and a turtle mainly lives in water ( fresh or salt ) an tortoises are usually bigger and have longer life spans. But they’re also lazier than me so that probably explains it.
We can all proudly say, “I didn’t come here for the sound. Only for cuteness”
xXLunaXx And Vitani_Playz I came here for the sound and cuteness
@@frogmanjr me too
Same here xXLunaXx And Vitani_Playz
Me too the turtle is damn CUTE!
xXLunaXx And Vitani_Playz yup
Coronavirus: *Exists*
Tortoise : *so you have chosen death*
Thx for the likes :) stay safe
Coronavirus: *But I havent chosen de-*
Tortoise: *SIR, LISTEN*
Relatable 😂😂😂
That's T o r t o i s e
Ok thx
@COVID-19 Corona why do you hate us ;^;
2:00 THE SOUND WAS SOO CUTEEEEE
Scientist: the coronavirus has no cure
Rocky: hold my shell
Armor Piercing, High Explosive, or H.E.A.T?
TheStudiosHD- RUclips shut up its a joke
Wait...
lol
The only reason there’s the Black Death is because rocky wasn’t there.
@@JOEY-j2n
I too was also following the flow of the joke
@@heroflame1038 NAH ITS BECAUSE THE DANCING COFFIN GUYS WAS THERE BE4 ROCKY CAME
nobody:
50 year old facebook moms when they see this and the title: *animal abuse*
Lol, my mom said this
LagiNaLangAko23 very dangerous
Kookiemations YT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE ME VACCINATE MY TURTLE! I DONT WANT AN AUTISTIC TURTLE
YOU HAVE 3 *69* LIKES
@LagiNaLangAko23 😂
Doctors: “We need to find a cure.”
Rocky: *“Amateurs.”*
Underrated comment
Rocky be like:
I see no god up here
*other than me*
**scientists are shook**
Just a Mudkìp
Lol
Lol
2:02 I'm literally crying right now cuz of HOW ADORABLE ROCKY IS!!!!
This is the most wholesome thing ever. He’s so adorable.
Aww he's eating the disease that killed millions of people 😍
IsThisAJojoReference ? he is stopping a serious virus. He is god.
IsThisAJojoReference ? Millions? You mean thousands
Look at how adorable this turtle is.
Nothing will beat their cuteness.
Feed them the best melons.
Thats not a turtle
@@krtinja3dprinting759 *Oh! You’re right! It’s not a turtle!*
*It’s a bear!*
@@SandraSanchez-ks4rv your to stupid and rude she, your a smart a and don’t do that and oki thank
@@krtinja3dprinting759 I understand it's a tortoise
But I don't care-
@@janicefry9455 *learn grammar and spelling.*
Everyone: awww how cute
Me: how tf did they carve a watermelon to look like this
Aiman Maraidi It’s actually carved out of human organs
Cold Nipples yup 10/10 would recommend
that was my first thought
But it's cute
IKR!?!
Have you never played with play doh before? :)
Me: I’m going to get my life sorted, exercise, study, travel, earn money….
Also me: is that tortoise going to eat the whole thing?
Scientists: How did Covid-19 dissapear!!!
Tortoise: I aTe It
but its not gonna happen.. i wish its gone so i can see my bestfriend😢
Turtle: *Eating 'coronavirus'
People in quarantine: *Very interesting.*
Its tortoise not a turtle
ANIMAL IS ANIMAL
@@hariomvaishnav9819 shut the fuck up nobody cares about your correction fan ficion
Yes it's true I'm in quarantine and I'm very interested
Potato_Hooman lol
Rocky: 'Eats Coronavirus'
Everyone: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
I prefer surprised MIMIKYU
@@feathertailfanspoofs Very nice lol
4:02
OMG Rocky’s first words!
No u I have to tell you: LOL
@@poppopbigdaddy8587 lol nice
Master Oogway! I knew you're a legend! 😭❤️
coronavirus: *exists
rocky: its a free real estate.
This needs more likes
Jaemin... MY BIASSSSS
@Tim Him damn to who?
Oh your an nctzen! I see Jaemin as your profile aye😅
It's free food estate
HE IS SUCH A CUTIE OMG I CANNOT
HIS LITTLE EYES
HIS TONGUE
HIS FACE
He be eating watermelon flavored Coronavirus
Maybe there'll be a cherry flavored coronavirus soon
@@anthonysyoutubestudios1654 oooo
He's so awww
2019 Humans: *Save the turtles, sksksksksksksk*
2020 Turtles: *Save the humans!*
2374 GOD SAVE US Meteors flying around AHHHHH dies*
ICY_Terangang not that pleas-
@@laviniapalenixd9660 LMAO
Please god no no fucking cringe
Numnumnumnumnum
Thats an adorable vaccine ❤
Me: look how cute he is
Tortoise: DIE CORONAVIRUS!!!!!!!
Coronavirus:exists
Turtle: so I see you’ve chosen death
Its tortoise not turtle
No Regrets hahahahaha
Tortoise: Eating Corona virus
1.3 Million of People: *I N T E R E S I N G*
It's very interesing I must say. Just look at that turtle shredding a well-known chemical source called the watermelon into atoms. Such beautiful nature. :^)
Lol
846K*
I mean, it is interesting. And pretty cute
263 like ;-;
Corona: NO ONE CAN STOP ME. Rocky: just eats corona
Coronavirus: *exists*
Rocky: “that looks pretty delicious”
Small World looks* sorry I had to!! :(
Donutgamer 2 You dont “have to” let them figure it out on their own.
Tyson Jordan I’m just triggered
Donutgamer 2 I fixed it ^^
Small World thx xD
Us: "The corona is unstoppable."
Rocky: *"hEh hEh YoU dIdN't SaY iT wAsN't EdIbLe!!""*
Minecraft chat: "Corona was eaten by Rocky"
Edit: Omg it's only been a week!! Thank you ALL!!! This is the most likes I have EVER gotten.
🦠🦠 CorONa TiMe 🦠🦠
@@--j7852 cringe
Rekt
*Cringe time*
and sorry
THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rocky abilities:
Immune to all diseases
Able to destroy anything in a few bites
Is extremely adorable
Power level:infinity
agreed UwU
Carbon Diablo True True
Don't forget he can outlive everyone here
define "few"
Stand power
I’m going to tell my grandchildren this is how covid-19 ended
Coronavirus: *Exists*
Rocky:
*_You have no place here_*
Sugar Mochi
Sugar Mochi
Sugar Mochi
Sugar Mochi
Sugar Mochi
This tortoise really be savin' the world better than most of our current politicians
LMAOAOAO YESSSSS
Yessssssss
💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
LMAOAO YESSS 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 Fight for turtles! Fight for the turtles! Fight for the turtles!! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
@@_lvver *ksksks*
This cute baby’s ASMR is better than 80% of Human’s ASMR 🤣💔
So cute 😍😍😍😍
MORE THAN 10000000000% OF HUMANS AMSR
its little tongue is so cute🥺🥺
Except for emerphial rift
Human same is crap also it’s just funny
Same
Corona- I am…… inevitable!
Rocky- You’re edible?
Coronavirus: * Exists *
Humans: HURRY! RELEASE THE CURE!!!
Rocky: Allow me to introduce myself..
Rip roki
He is not dead .
Infact it's a watermelon .
@@tonigarcia4001 its a joke
This video is for fun why nobody believes in jokes and memes.
This turtle is makin sacrafices for us and he doesn’t know it long love the turtle
Thats a frickin tortoise but still..
Tortoise
Abigail Ramsingh SHUT THE FUCK UP
@@abigailh.6727 same thing -_-
Da mien no it’s not
He is sacraficing himself for the world WHAT A HERO CLAP IT UP FOR ROCKY
No, normally coronavirus eats rocky, but rocky eats coronavitus... That means he aint infected he killed it
o
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Cʟᴀᴘ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ ᴊᴏʜɴᴋɴᴇᴇ
I love how turtles can eat pretty much everything and it’s so satisfying!
Adorable adorable 🥰
Coronavirus: *exists*
Tortoise: Imm about to end this whole man's career
😂🤣
ima *eat* this man's whole career
Coronavirus is made out of watermelon 🍉🍉🍉
Me: The coronavirus is not a man its a virus