Stuff like this is so refreshing to watch, Lonzo isn’t doing a trend, isn’t making a stupid skit about the coronavirus, and isn’t talking about drama. Love this
The Tiger King made those condoms himself when he was running for Governor or President, (can't remember which one). He was passing them out to people on his campaign lol
@@tyc6161 I think he also sold them in his gift shop...unless I'm just thinking of the weird underwear he sold in it. Idk, it's been months since I watched the flaming bag of poop and glitter that is Tiger King! It was the most real life embodiment of the phrase "it's like a train wreck! You just can't look away!" I've ever seen! Like the most badass kung fu movie fight scenes with perfect choreography and synced perfectly to the classical music being played in the background!
2:30 As I was watching... "It is a beautiful day outside, y'all. But you know what's wrong with that?" Then I FARTED and made the day better. "The fact that we cant go outside at the moment!" Yeah, because my gas is worse than COVID-19!
"Apparently, taxidermy has something to do with dead stuff." Alonzo, go check out Ask A Mortcion's video of Ionic Corpse Julia Pastrana. The poor woman was giving a form of taxidermy treatment.
ALONZO!! I’m only 1:48 in BUT...Just for reference: “PPU” stands for “Please Pick Up” And the “I’m interested in this!” Is an automated message that you can send to the seller, it’s not someone commenting on the post saying they’re actually interested 😂😂
3:53 when u watched coraline too many times When coraline gets graphic When coraline's cat gets adopted from the other mother When u love coraline so much that u needed a coraline cat Imma stop now🤣🤣
Taxidermy is preparing/stuffing/mounting of the animal with life like affect. like the stuffed dogs, the deer on walls u see at some places,etc. i hope this helps Alonzo :)
Every time I watch alonzo his videos brighten my day, I Hope he continues to make videos and nothing bad happens to him. He is by far the best RUclipsr and a bonus is that he stays out of the drama. ❤❤
I love this man!!! Today is my 34th birthday and I'm stuck in my house on self isolation, I'm going stir crazy, lonely and feeling a little down!...but he just made my day! This video has me crying and got my sides hurting from laughing so hard....lmao!!! 🤣😂😷🥰❤🖖🤘🤟
Hey Alonzo I hope you and your family are staying safe. Since my kids schools have been closed they have done nothing but watch your videos. Thank you for keeping them smiling through this difficult time we’re all going through. Sending love and many blessings to you and your family 💕🙏🏽.
How did you not know ducks lay eggs...like how??, like even just thinking of the top of your head, ducks are birds, general rule of thumb, birds lay eggs..
Bruh....the way you read the Ford "Tarus" ad I bout died 🤣 you could rap with bars like that my man!💯 Great video all around as usual! 👍👏You brighten my day/night whenever I watch you! Luv you Alonzo!!❤❤
taxidermy is when you get a dead creature's skin and fill it with any type of stuffing, besides turkey stuffing, it is supposed to be used for decoration purposes only when it is filled with cu- I mean stuffing.
That kids chair looks like it's possessed by a demon trying to claw its way out waiting for a child to sit in it so it can be like "now I have a conduit to do the devil's bidding"
Dear lord that chair... I think it's got corona seeping out of it. 😂🤣😂🤣 That caravan "pad" and someone was interested 🤣😂🤣 Im laughing at every ad!!! "Just dripping the wax"..
@China MA Midnight honestly I have no idea, the title says "cat pillow" underneath it's just the approximate address or the area of the person selling it and when it was published.
Taxidermy : It is a profession in which the taxidermist finds dead animals and cleans their insides ( e.g that cat has no organs anymore ) and then waxes their insides in a way that the animal becomes a statue famous taxidermist have been known to make statues of animals in a way which represent humans like a rabbit playing golf ( yes that is an Open season reference )
Stuff like this is so refreshing to watch, Lonzo isn’t doing a trend, isn’t making a stupid skit about the coronavirus, and isn’t talking about drama. Love this
There's drama, but Lonzy was here waaaay before 'rona, and still fresh 😂
Any distraction is precious to me. Not that we don't need to worry about it, but we need distractions too!
Alonzo gives us distractions in the right time never, take it for granted . Gotta love him !
Sarah Spindler
Exactly.
Yes and no challenges
"I thought Taxidermy had to do something with taxes."
-Alonzo, 2020
I know I aint the only one
Alonzo Lerone i used to think the same thing!!
@@alonzo we in this together
@@alonzo I thought it was the study of taxes....
Your right there, the peeps get stiffed out of their money😃
"We had a sick dog." Burn it. The chair. The room. Your phone so you can't log on to Facebook Marketplace anymore. All of it. Just burn it.
It scares me how many people will literally try making eight bucks off poop 🙅♀️
Victoria H 😂😂😂
That is really fucking grossssssss
Amy Macdonald people selling animal products make far more off poop and cancer and worse sooo...🤷🏻♀️
You say what we're all thinking 🤣
“I didn’t even know ducks could lay eggs” I’m sorry what? How did you not know that?
Exactly xD
Literally about to ask the same bloody question 😂
I was just about to write the same damn thing 🤣💀 I think he's been doing this waaaaay to long 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All birds lay eggs for gods sake
NeeekX 1985 either that, or that graduation he had was faked
"Maybe someone can correct, yall correct me on everything else" - Alonzo Lerone, 2020
salty XD
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i like how when he notices something is going to be stupid, he reads it in a stupid voice to emphasise how stupid it is.
I love when he is rendered silent by the stupidity...he just loses some brain cells from having to read it and just can't articulate...🤣
Not gonna lie, those “roller skates” made me laugh harder than they should have...😂😂😂
I gotta be honest I’m curious about how well they would’ve worked 😂
Golden true!!
I’ve been laughing way too hard and rewinding in slow-mo for the last 10 minutes over “Spaghetti and feet pi-uhhhhh” 😭😭😭
They had me Rollin lmfao
Michelle Watson I see what you mean
“I didn’t even know ducks could lay eggs”
I worry about Alonzo a lot
he is a special little bean we must protect
Elle Tristan welp just so you know not every bird lays eggs one bird that doesn’t lay eggs is a peacock
sosochannel peacocks don’t cause their males.
Elle Tristan they don’t cause their males to what? You forgot to finish your sentence
Herta Schneider no I’m good
Why that cat look like the one from Coraline?
It sure did...
It's the substitution of buttons for eyes. I haven't seen it (not my thing) but I know about the button eye bit.
Ariioke ASMR exactly tho
THATS WHAT I SAID LMFAOO
But like if yall play that game Identity V, that cat looks like it belonged to that cat lady hunter
My thought exactly.
“That looks like a dead cat waiting for you to put it out of its misery”
Wha-
Yep the pain is so bad that even after death you want to die again lol
Frisbee cat
Taxidermy?
😂😂😂🤣🤣 that shit was horrible.
It said in Greek cat pillow. I don't know if it meant made out of an actual cat or for a cat
7:24 Omg, the way Kash was looking at you 😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 right
That's what I said! 😂
He's like "Oh Lord, what's he doing now?"
Imagine how heavy that jean quilt is when you wash it 😂
Haha no kidding lol😂
We’ve got a passed down homemade jean quilt (that looks much nicer though lol) from a family member and I can confirm... heavy as hell 🥲
don't you just hate it when you get a blanket or something out of the washer and it feels like you lifting up a 300 pound weight
Alonzo wants a free thank you?
Thank you Alonzo for the entertainment & the laughs
"Y'all correct me on everything else"
THE SHAAAAAADEEEE
2:15, “ looks like a dead cat just waiting for you to put it out it’s misery”
I thought it was dead…😂
Why the cat got piercings😆😂😭
The “spaghetti and feet pics” and the gag SENT ME 😂
I hope he see this I always look forward to his video he is my top 3 favorite youtubers thank you for always giving us a laugh
The wax buildup, If dinosaurs invented vibrators that is what they would look like.
🤣🤣🤣
"Just like that butter slid off that rice" [Shows clip of the egg sliding off the rice] 🤔🧐
Thought i was the only one who notice
i was looking for this comment..😭
Nice pfp
4:10 a cross between pet seminary and coralline
Literally thought the same thing!
Should We tell Alonzo what 'wanking' is? Or let him figure it out on his own? *laughs hysterically*
Ohhhhh noooo I haven’t reached that part yet. XD This should be hilarious.
Alonzo: "We ain't even gonna have Easter this year"
Jesus: "...yeah I'm gonna shelter in place this year.
"I didn't even know ducks could lay eggs." Did you know that ducks are birds?
The Tiger King made those condoms himself when he was running for Governor or President, (can't remember which one). He was passing them out to people on his campaign lol
Tieasha Clifton Just finished that ep lol Governor.
@@brianneslamin554 Iol I couldn't remember which one, thanks.
And the bitch carol baskin, killed her husband
There's an anime based on that.
@@tyc6161 I think he also sold them in his gift shop...unless I'm just thinking of the weird underwear he sold in it. Idk, it's been months since I watched the flaming bag of poop and glitter that is Tiger King! It was the most real life embodiment of the phrase "it's like a train wreck! You just can't look away!" I've ever seen! Like the most badass kung fu movie fight scenes with perfect choreography and synced perfectly to the classical music being played in the background!
Why does the taxidermy cat look like something from a live action Coraline Movie?
Me when I saw the poop stained chair: "aight, I'm gonna head out" 😂😂😂
The kash looked back at you killed me 😂
Alonzo, you didn't know that ducks lay eggs? Come on, man. 😂
James Mason Right
I didn't either
I need a text tone ring tone of him saying “spaghetti and feet 🤮” I’m dying
2 dislikes already, and the video hasn’t even premiered yet🤷♀️🙊
the disrespect is real
@@alonzo only love - don't slam me, but how do I submit things for your next Marketplace Fails?
Damn-
It's at 32 now. The shame
Vegemite Sandwich you can send them to him on Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter or Facebook. Or tag him in it.
i decided to watch this while i ate dinner. i urge no one else to make this decision
2:30 As I was watching...
"It is a beautiful day outside, y'all. But you know what's wrong with that?"
Then I FARTED and made the day better.
"The fact that we cant go outside at the moment!"
Yeah, because my gas is worse than COVID-19!
"Apparently, taxidermy has something to do with dead stuff." Alonzo, go check out Ask A Mortcion's video of Ionic Corpse Julia Pastrana. The poor woman was giving a form of taxidermy treatment.
“I’m interested in this” is automatically there as an easy send option to sellers. It’s not that they are actually interested, sir. 😂
ALONZO!! I’m only 1:48 in BUT...Just for reference:
“PPU” stands for “Please Pick Up”
And the “I’m interested in this!” Is an automated message that you can send to the seller, it’s not someone commenting on the post saying they’re actually interested 😂😂
I literally came into the comments just to see if someone pointing out that no one actually commented that they were interested in that room🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also stands for Pending Pick Up
Rain WhiteBuffalo true!!
Also stands for pending pick up
The thumbnail picture already has me laughing 😂🤣💀
This is sooooo refreshing to just laugh and be happy. No drama no BS! Love it 👍
That metal bed looks like someone was visiting Eastern State Pen and wanted to be funny.
pretty sure you're right.
The past week has been horrendous; this video gave me the laughs that I very much needed. Thank You Alonzo for always being there when I need you lol
Those "Fresh Goose Eggs " for $400, I was like "Better be Golden Eggs for that Price "
4:10 THE CAT FOUND ON THE HIGHWAY TOOK ME OUT YALL LMFAO I HAD TO PAUSE TO CATCH MY BREATH🤣
Ahh yes. Everyone wants a 🐶💩 chair.
Who the actual fuck would try and sell that though? I'd incinerate it!
HeyItsMe T his reaction kills me every time
@@FlickeringEmber right! When they said it *DOES* have fecal matter on it. I wanted to flip a desk 🤣🤣🤣
@@Iloverandomness100 ikr. He's a pretty cool man huh 😁
laughed out freaking loud when I see that “used roller skates”. Classic and creative. 😂😂😂
7:24 KASH IS SCARED AF 😂😂😂
Someone needs to make a compilation video of him just laughing and screaming...that would cheer me up every day!!!!
3:53 when u watched coraline too many times
When coraline gets graphic
When coraline's cat gets adopted from the other mother
When u love coraline so much that u needed a coraline cat
Imma stop now🤣🤣
New fav RUclipsr!! Your videos sometimes help me through my depression🙏🏽 thank you.
Same hun tbh
Taxidermy is preparing/stuffing/mounting of the animal with life like affect. like the stuffed dogs, the deer on walls u see at some places,etc. i hope this helps Alonzo :)
Eww..
Some people are getting taxidermied
Every time I watch alonzo his videos brighten my day, I Hope he continues to make videos and nothing bad happens to him. He is by far the best RUclipsr and a bonus is that he stays out of the drama. ❤❤
1:26 YOULL BE LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!! -Matt Foley (Chris Farley)
7:21 his dog literally tryna figure out what's happening and when he does he's like "damnit Alonzo, not again" LOL
"Made to look like aged leather" that's how i like because of coronavirus like aged leather😂😂
Love this video!!! The nasty matresses got me wanting to take a shower but I’m still giggling over those “roller skates”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the earliest I’ve ever been
@Kristen A bruh shut up you ain't funny
I love this man!!! Today is my 34th birthday and I'm stuck in my house on self isolation, I'm going stir crazy, lonely and feeling a little down!...but he just made my day! This video has me crying and got my sides hurting from laughing so hard....lmao!!! 🤣😂😷🥰❤🖖🤘🤟
Who else loves Alonzo?
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Btw, on the road to 27k, any help is appreciated 🙏🏾❤
Hey Alonzo I hope you and your family are staying safe. Since my kids schools have been closed they have done nothing but watch your videos. Thank you for keeping them smiling through this difficult time we’re all going through. Sending love and many blessings to you and your family 💕🙏🏽.
How did you not know ducks lay eggs...like how??, like even just thinking of the top of your head, ducks are birds, general rule of thumb, birds lay eggs..
Rose Scar he definitely was joking lol
When it comes to him, i dont know about that, just saying
he has his blond moments XD
Bruh....the way you read the Ford "Tarus" ad I bout died 🤣 you could rap with bars like that my man!💯 Great video all around as usual! 👍👏You brighten my day/night whenever I watch you! Luv you Alonzo!!❤❤
3:00 a vampire attractor. I've seen teens wear them. They're usually the ones with their own casket to sleep in though.
The sound at 0:17 happened right as my phone's automatic blue light filter came on, and made me worry something was wrong with my phone lol
Imagine watching this video and being one of the people that posted those..... lmao 😂
taxidermy is when you get a dead creature's skin and fill it with any type of stuffing, besides turkey stuffing, it is supposed to be used for decoration purposes only when it is filled with cu- I mean stuffing.
Taxidermy is when they take an animal and stuff it
I laughed too hard at him doing the fighting over toilet paper skit 😂
I actually want the “big mf candle”. It would be an amazing conversation piece 😂
That kids chair looks like it's possessed by a demon trying to claw its way out waiting for a child to sit in it so it can be like "now I have a conduit to do the devil's bidding"
Kash's reaction at 7:24 had me dead lmao scared him to death
Thank goodness for your videos... I’m sick of the news right now
Dear lord that chair... I think it's got corona seeping out of it. 😂🤣😂🤣
That caravan "pad" and someone was interested 🤣😂🤣
Im laughing at every ad!!!
"Just dripping the wax"..
"BEDBUG FREE MY ASX!"😂😂😂😂
I don't understand how a mattress gets like that. That's disgusting
7:22 Kash’s reaction is like aw what the hell human cmon quit it!
imagine disliking alonzos videos haha 😂🙊
1:11 Ducks are birds. How ELSE do you think they make babies? WAOW!
That dead 🐱, looks like large marge from pee-wee's big adventure.
Dude, those Kirby vacuums are worth it. They last forever and actually clean more than surface dirt.
Who else is at home???
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Btw on the road to 13k. Any help is appreciated 🙏
Uhhh birds lay eggs bruh 😂😂😂 needed that laugh
The cat looks like a stuffed animal with a tortured face. Am I wrong?
Lauren Keesler by the looks of it it’s a stuffed dead cat
the written text is greek and it says it’s a pillow in the shape of a cat...but yeah it looks like a stuffed animal
PPU stands for porch pickup haha You're the best Alonzo!!!!!
Imagine not subscribing, liking, turning on post notifications and coming to Alonzo's lives... 🥴🤨😶
ILYSM ALONZO! 😢👉🏽👈🏽🥰
You're seriously awesome and seriously hilarious!
Who tf be disliking 😂
Ugh I love Alonzo by far one of my favorite youtubers
I’m here for the shenanigans 😂👏🏾👏🏾
12:15 to the end I was in tears
He scared the crap out of kash when he had the toilet paper lmaooooo like dad wtf u doing over there?!
Thank you Alonzo for uploading this. We needed it.
When the cat popped up, I lost it!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That reaction was priceless!!
Thank you for posting this, I hope you're doing good! It's great to see you on RUclips again. 🤗
I laughed so hard at the spaghetti feet pics. I rewatched it just for his reaction. LoL I needed this video
😂😂😂 cash was like at 7:24 "😐😐hooman the fluff is wrong with u 😐👀u scared me pheez"
2:11 It says that it's a cat pillow...soooo yeahh....
@China MA Midnight honestly I have no idea, the title says "cat pillow" underneath it's just the approximate address or the area of the person selling it and when it was published.
You are so awesome! You're very funny and very relatable!
That last one got me 🤣 I was like "those...are definitely poop stains...and they're saying 'slight staining' and 'slight odour'..."
Ohhh man this made me smile. I am so glad you did one of these videos again ☺️☺️🤣😂
7:23 His dog's reaction killed me 🤣🤣🤣💀
Taxidermy : It is a profession in which the taxidermist finds dead animals and cleans their insides ( e.g that cat has no organs anymore ) and then waxes their insides in a way that the animal becomes a statue
famous taxidermist have been known to make statues of animals in a way which represent humans like a rabbit playing golf ( yes that is an Open season reference )