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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025
  • I have been getting requests constantly to do another RUDE ASMR video and i thought doing a barber one would be the best choice! I know how much you all love my haircut videos. Please enjoy and DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
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Комментарии • 395

  • @lord.perceval16
    @lord.perceval16 3 месяца назад +190

    roleplay so good it got me annoyed instead of sleepy

    • @DavidAlonzo-j2b
      @DavidAlonzo-j2b 3 месяца назад +2

      Same

    • @tiachante
      @tiachante 2 месяца назад +7

      NO because I literally saved this to watch later instead of my ASMR playlist because I KNEW I wouldn't be sleeping to this lmaaoo

    • @XxJayDogxX7933
      @XxJayDogxX7933 Месяц назад

      Damn lol

  • @helderboutens
    @helderboutens 3 месяца назад +666

    "They're DISGUSTING" is crazy

    • @HF1.0
      @HF1.0 3 месяца назад +29

      “Is crazy!” “It’s diabolical!” -Children of 2024.

    • @Relex-reflex
      @Relex-reflex 3 месяца назад +24

      Gee wiligers -grampas of 1960

    • @Haytam450
      @Haytam450 3 месяца назад +8

      I live in your attic.

    • @tyrano.30
      @tyrano.30 3 месяца назад +6

      ​​@@Haytam450 so whats life in the attic like

    • @YkGhostz
      @YkGhostz 3 месяца назад +9

      @@tyrano.30your attic is hard to live in bro like why is there so much stuff I can’t live here anymore

  • @RoxanneRuess
    @RoxanneRuess 3 месяца назад +273

    "no they're ugly" hit on a personal base💀

  • @ripxdoc
    @ripxdoc 3 месяца назад +482

    "no they're ugly" 😭😂😂 cracked me up

  • @ears1
    @ears1 3 месяца назад +53

    Timestamps:
    1:48 Putting the towel on your shirt
    2:23 Starts Spraying your hair with water
    3:42 Damps Your hair
    4:01 Ready to cut your hair
    5:00 Cuts your hair.
    5:35 Brings the Massage Curler
    5:49 Uses Massage Curler on you
    6:20 Takes a tiny bag out
    6:41 takes out massage instrument
    6:52 Talks about the history of the massage instrument
    6:59 asks you to stay still so he can use the massage instrument
    7:02 using the massage instrument on you
    7:29 uses the use the massage instrument
    7:32 you decline (I think)
    7:43 uses the massage instrument on your cheeks
    8:18 more cutting
    9:42 even more cutting
    10:52 takes out the spray bottle out
    10:55 starts spraying your hair with water
    11:12 starts cutting your hair with a comb
    12:13 takes out shaving cream
    12:29 Uses spray on your face
    13:15 shaving cream squirts into a bowl
    14:41 puts it on your face
    Im tired so I’ll continue this later!

    • @cave_dwelleryt
      @cave_dwelleryt 3 месяца назад +12

      Its time to finish it off
      15:15 razor blade
      15:41 taking off the cream
      16:42 looking up and shaveing around the neck i guess idk?
      17:03 takeing of axis with spray
      17:13 talking about like face treatment preparation
      18:05 derma roller thing (edited)
      18:41 derma rolling the u g l y face
      19:10 spray bottle again
      19:29 turmeric face mask
      20:27 dip and slip on face with turmeric face mask cream
      21:38 forgets your existence for 45 mins over a stupid phone call
      22:10 tapping on S O L I D ass dried face mask
      22:31 spray to break the solid mask
      23:13 info on the tumeric face mask: avoid leaveing on for more then 15 mins
      23:27 face of oh crap
      23:55 gel for hair
      24:12 putting on head
      24:30 spray stuff for head
      24:44 wooden brush
      24:56 Brushing the UGLINESS off
      25:19 done
      26:26 get out of my barbershop
      26:41 have a bad day
      Your welcome, and don't forget to smile!
      :D i finished the timestamps probably because the person forgot to finish it so I finished it for yall!

    • @DevinFox-we9iy
      @DevinFox-we9iy 2 месяца назад +2

      Thaks

    • @cave_dwelleryt
      @cave_dwelleryt Месяц назад

      ​@YTM3chanical
      Wydm?

    • @cave_dwelleryt
      @cave_dwelleryt Месяц назад

      ​@@DevinFox-we9iy im not tryna be like those nerds who correct constanly but
      just for next time it's "Thanks!"
      Alright? And if there's any problems with that reply to me back

    • @eqlie
      @eqlie Месяц назад +1

      @@cave_dwellerytim not tryna be one of those nerds but it’s “constantly”

  • @craze227
    @craze227 3 месяца назад +191

    as the son of a barber, I can confirm that we do indeed act that this when we're forced to work sundays

    • @PangasiusParoon
      @PangasiusParoon 3 месяца назад +7

      Really? Wow I hope you’re not fired

    • @You-il5rd
      @You-il5rd 3 месяца назад +1

      @@PangasiusParoonPretty sure they were joking

    • @craze227
      @craze227 2 месяца назад +4

      @@You-il5rd joking about the acting but I am indeed the son of an ex barber... Thanks COVID 😞

    • @RealYoDavey-c
      @RealYoDavey-c Месяц назад

      @@craze227 .... sorry....

    • @hyenumtlk
      @hyenumtlk Месяц назад

      @@craze227Rest In Peace❤️🕊️

  • @meepmeep119
    @meepmeep119 3 месяца назад +22

    The "I don't know what I'm doing wrong, I'm treating everyone nice" at the end got me lol

  • @Meonge6089
    @Meonge6089 3 месяца назад +259

    Challenge: wear green clothes use green triggers but with a green screen and let us sit back confused not knowing whats going on ^^

    • @Captainrex5321
      @Captainrex5321 3 месяца назад +5

      This ☝️

    • @9pandaGD
      @9pandaGD 3 месяца назад +7

      This needs to be done. NOW

  • @gmann7225
    @gmann7225 3 месяца назад +20

    Its crazy to think ive been watching ryan since he made his dvd collection video 3 years ago he is the goat of asmr (yes i watched all 2 hours of that video)

  • @GTBLeaderAliyah
    @GTBLeaderAliyah 3 месяца назад +112

    "What- N- No, these cheeks... The Hell is wrong with you?" LOLL.

    • @hepha.estuss
      @hepha.estuss 3 месяца назад +2

      He looked so offended

    • @PeachyPie44
      @PeachyPie44 3 месяца назад +3

      I was trying to find a comment like this!! 😂

  • @A_stunts
    @A_stunts 3 месяца назад +11

    Bro the picture of the hair cut we wanted him to do 😂😂

  • @Potato_the_therd
    @Potato_the_therd 2 месяца назад +7

    That side eye was personal 😭😭😭4:30

    • @FrogLips001
      @FrogLips001 2 месяца назад

      Damn straight it was

  • @MustafaDEYup
    @MustafaDEYup 3 месяца назад +24

    The addittion of extra sound effects really improves the viewing experience. Well done!

  • @x_0950
    @x_0950 3 месяца назад +44

    4:31 that look lmaoo 😂😂

  • @anir2045
    @anir2045 3 месяца назад +13

    I’m about to go to sleep and Ryan just posted a new video, the best feeling! My favorite channel ever🫶🏻

  • @FatherCerberusBS
    @FatherCerberusBS 3 месяца назад +16

    Wow, an upload within 4 days?!? Unexpected but appreciated 😁

  • @Catermelon_playz
    @Catermelon_playz 3 месяца назад +81

    "No, they're ugly," made me crack up

    • @Tristan66632
      @Tristan66632 3 месяца назад +1

      Copied

    • @Haytam450
      @Haytam450 3 месяца назад

      There are 2 comments with the same subject already, can't you be just a little bit more original?

    • @Azaria80
      @Azaria80 3 месяца назад

      @@Haytam450Same replies like everyone can’t U be a little original ?

    • @Haytam450
      @Haytam450 3 месяца назад

      @@Azaria80 It's not the same reply, whatchu on?

    • @headofathousandsheepswool
      @headofathousandsheepswool 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Haytam450 can more than one person not have the same thought? as a creator i would love to get the same comment more than once, that's how i know a joke really landed with many people

  • @chaoticlunar4607
    @chaoticlunar4607 3 месяца назад +18

    15 seconds in and I'm already laughing 😭❤ ur the king of rude asmr fr.

  • @Frank_the_tank-o1u
    @Frank_the_tank-o1u 7 дней назад +1

    2:18 why you looking at my wall😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Deakin_Playz
    @Deakin_Playz 3 месяца назад +13

    I was just watching Your Old Videos when this Notification Poped Up Saying You Uploaded. How Convenient!

  • @lucieruss5097
    @lucieruss5097 3 месяца назад +2

    Just found your channel to day and I can already tell I am so happy to be here. Your facial expressions are the best. 😂

  • @ItsUnwritten
    @ItsUnwritten 3 месяца назад +4

    LOL you had me dying at the photos on the phone

  • @miky4968
    @miky4968 13 дней назад

    19:39 “it will repair, which you meed a lot of” got me rolling 😂

  • @TheAtomicASMR
    @TheAtomicASMR 3 месяца назад +16

    the "they are disgusting" sent me 😂

  • @dawn428
    @dawn428 3 месяца назад +5

    Its 1.23am here in the UK. Just arrived home slightly worse for wear.....saw this video & within a split second belly laughing 😂

  • @smallenginekid6252
    @smallenginekid6252 3 месяца назад +4

    The day I see Ryan in a movie I will be set for a lifetime!

  • @MoneASMRWhispers
    @MoneASMRWhispers 3 месяца назад +2

    One of the best ASMR haircut video I ever watch, thank you ❤

  • @SohamMutneja
    @SohamMutneja 3 месяца назад +2

    Bro struggles to make a rude asmr video because he is very kind ( this is a compliment)

  • @MaxwellTheTrainFan
    @MaxwellTheTrainFan 3 месяца назад +9

    It’s not my fault you were born that way …
    I began to cry of laughter 😂😂😂

  • @ASMRAltAccount
    @ASMRAltAccount 3 месяца назад +3

    Fredsvoice would be proud fr

  • @KennedyPointer
    @KennedyPointer 3 месяца назад +3

    Favorite asmr creator

  • @elimacmill5226
    @elimacmill5226 3 месяца назад +2

    Hey Ryan Love your videos bro! Congrats on your new house too!

  • @Pocolosarmy
    @Pocolosarmy 3 месяца назад +58

    Today is my Birthday 🎉🎉

    • @MrA1Gamer_Official
      @MrA1Gamer_Official 3 месяца назад +11

      Its mine too 😁. I hope you have a blessed day today, have fun bro, life is shorter than you think. ❤

    • @Ben_Read2009
      @Ben_Read2009 3 месяца назад +3

      Happy birthday to you both

    • @ArneDethier-jj7zl
      @ArneDethier-jj7zl 3 месяца назад +3

      Mine to Happy BIRTHDAY to all of us 🎉🎉🎉

    • @xavylv
      @xavylv 3 месяца назад

      happy birthday 🎉🎉

    • @ezekielappiahene3298
      @ezekielappiahene3298 3 месяца назад

      🎉🎉🎉happy birthday

  • @BaconBoyPlayz
    @BaconBoyPlayz 2 месяца назад +2

    Whenever this guy insults me, example: He says i’m ugly. I just pull out the uno reverse and put my screen in front of a mirror😂💀

  • @Jacobzzzz_Real
    @Jacobzzzz_Real 3 месяца назад +2

    Another one of these is just what i needed 🙏

  • @sami_abidi
    @sami_abidi 3 месяца назад +1

    4:31 got me dying😂😂😂😂

  • @ericquinones7043
    @ericquinones7043 3 месяца назад +5

    "Money trees is the perfect place for shade, and that's just how I feel..."

  • @TakhatAbdullah-hw2ep
    @TakhatAbdullah-hw2ep 3 месяца назад +1

    Finally another rude barber video I love these videos keep them coming ❤ Ryan

  • @LiAuditor
    @LiAuditor 3 месяца назад +3

    NEW VIDEO LES GO!!!

  • @AidanJames-yr4hj
    @AidanJames-yr4hj 3 месяца назад +1

    Do more old barber haircuts plz 🙏

  • @labibshaan9136
    @labibshaan9136 3 месяца назад +6

    4:56 yo that's a hell of an insult! 🥲

  • @kashoova
    @kashoova 3 месяца назад +3

    Bro wasnt even rude he was js brutally Honest😭😭😭

    • @Digitallogic2597
      @Digitallogic2597 2 месяца назад

      You’re kinda right he was just kind of brutally honest
      😢

  • @Lakaka-v3x
    @Lakaka-v3x 3 месяца назад +3

    Petition for another rude waiter roleplay

  • @5.56TOKYOO
    @5.56TOKYOO 2 месяца назад

    Ngl you did your thing I love this video 😮‍💨

  • @raviles19
    @raviles19 3 месяца назад

    Haven’t seen it yet, but Ryan uploaded!. It’s a good day lol.

  • @JamesJones-r9o
    @JamesJones-r9o 15 дней назад

    I just became exalted after getting so many tingles.

  • @SleepyMurda
    @SleepyMurda 2 месяца назад +2

    Standing on business fr🗿

  • @alisonsoifer4191
    @alisonsoifer4191 3 месяца назад +1

    I love your roleplays Ryan

  • @ASMRTobi
    @ASMRTobi 3 месяца назад +1

    This shirt looks nice on you !

  • @Dede-h1j
    @Dede-h1j 2 месяца назад +1

    Bro did not have to do us that badly 😭

  • @griffinsauer99
    @griffinsauer99 3 месяца назад

    Man this takes me back to my entire life at my childhood home

  • @quinnblissmer7994
    @quinnblissmer7994 2 месяца назад +1

    Is anyone else trying to picture what the person looks like when watching asmr videos like this?

  • @Fahadburhan-f6w
    @Fahadburhan-f6w 8 дней назад +1

    1:04 that dirty look 𝗻𝗮𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵 💀💀💀

  • @Sonicbat17
    @Sonicbat17 3 месяца назад +2

    A Karen walks in to finally have someone that matches energy

  • @A_stunts
    @A_stunts 3 месяца назад +1

    "just gonna get those cheeks. no these cheeks" so funny

  • @BMS_Private
    @BMS_Private 2 месяца назад +1

    I would be weirded out. He ain't wrong tho, i'm ugly as Peggy the dog, with the difference Peggy has an oscar and is loved

  • @jpkiller115
    @jpkiller115 3 месяца назад +1

    Ahh yes! A worthy opponent 🎉

  • @Sweetsheeep
    @Sweetsheeep 3 месяца назад +1

    You should do some Lofi haircut role plays 😊

  • @tiachante
    @tiachante 2 месяца назад

    The reference photo made me bust out laughing 😂

  • @Frank_the_tank-o1u
    @Frank_the_tank-o1u 7 дней назад

    2:20 2:30 and 2:33 thanks enough water buddy😂😂😂💀💀

  • @Yobosmoky
    @Yobosmoky 3 месяца назад

    Bro a menace still love watching ur videos

  • @carinatanner8339
    @carinatanner8339 2 месяца назад +2

    no your the queen of England

  • @Happyman2643
    @Happyman2643 3 месяца назад +1

    This was one big diss… I love it 👾

  • @SandwichSalami
    @SandwichSalami 3 месяца назад

    4:44 my mill grinds pepper and spice ahh cut 😭

  • @simonp479
    @simonp479 3 месяца назад

    bro u the only male asmrtist i watch cuz u a funny a-- dude

  • @theanonymousmassochist.2838
    @theanonymousmassochist.2838 3 месяца назад +7

    'Just buy a house.' XD

  • @honestlyslay
    @honestlyslay 3 месяца назад +2

    I subscribed on accident.
    Though I don't regret it.

  • @TREN_WOLF
    @TREN_WOLF 3 месяца назад +3

    Stil saying it and wil keep saying it but u fr would be a good actor in real movies ❤

  • @jdawg4168
    @jdawg4168 Месяц назад

    Garbage truck backing up is wild omg 😂

  • @jayyanliew2606
    @jayyanliew2606 3 месяца назад +1

    4:11 sound so good

  • @Bmcd3565
    @Bmcd3565 3 месяца назад +1

    Yessir🗣️💪🏻🔥

  • @JustSomeBloke21
    @JustSomeBloke21 3 месяца назад

    'why are you paying rent just buy a house 😂' got me dieing

  • @sebastiansz2579
    @sebastiansz2579 2 месяца назад

    Dude is great actor... great performer 😂

  • @EdgeW
    @EdgeW 3 месяца назад +3

    2.9k views in 1 hour? bro fell off. (just kidding keep up the awesome work ryan!)

  • @Dantebordi
    @Dantebordi 3 месяца назад +1

    Nice asmr video ryan🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁

  • @SecretLady7
    @SecretLady7 3 месяца назад

    I may be a masochist because I really enjoy your rude role plays 😅

  • @amampathak
    @amampathak 3 месяца назад

    Damn, I LOVE how Rude this is!! awesome job mate

  • @Eren29109
    @Eren29109 2 месяца назад +1

    God damn in all of his role plays, he is either getting made fun of or makes fun of us 😭😭

  • @jenniferlynnschlomer8387
    @jenniferlynnschlomer8387 2 месяца назад

    Love it ryan! As always funny and relaxing. You rock. 😊
    "Appointment?" 😆
    "They're very ugly" hahahahahah 😂😂😂
    Congrats on 800k!

  • @anesteezis
    @anesteezis 3 месяца назад +1

    he just started and already tried to drawn me, nice

  • @wrgamingreal4761
    @wrgamingreal4761 3 месяца назад +1

    new house making W videos

  • @AndrewHogan-cb6cz
    @AndrewHogan-cb6cz 3 месяца назад +1

    4:31 the look

  • @Avitiongames87267
    @Avitiongames87267 Месяц назад

    6:08 = the day in a life of a claw machine toy

  • @bettertheneditzs
    @bettertheneditzs 3 месяца назад +6

    I swear with every "rude" roleplay, he's getting ruder each time...

    • @HitmanPyro
      @HitmanPyro 3 месяца назад +1

      It's called improvement

  • @TakhatAbdullah-hw2ep
    @TakhatAbdullah-hw2ep 3 месяца назад

    You need to do a rude doctor or rude tattoo artist or something like worst reviewed suit tailor I love these rude videos keep them coming

  • @tanky69x9
    @tanky69x9 3 месяца назад +1

    BABER RP IS BACK 🔥👏👑

  • @tylerpennock4943
    @tylerpennock4943 3 месяца назад +1

    Don’t forget to smile😂

  • @ClosedJam2121
    @ClosedJam2121 3 месяца назад

    I’m rating this 1 star

  • @Stoneybear1
    @Stoneybear1 3 месяца назад +2

    He looks like that one uncle at the family gathering that shakes your hand too hard and gives you 150 on your birthday.

  • @tiffanyrosado3879
    @tiffanyrosado3879 2 месяца назад +1

    The " They're DiSGUSTING" was personal💀

  • @mynameisastro
    @mynameisastro 3 месяца назад +1

    welp ryan time to sleep well again

  • @The-One-That-Left-It-AllBehind
    @The-One-That-Left-It-AllBehind 3 месяца назад +3

    Spiderman roleplay?

  • @12k_mobbin
    @12k_mobbin 3 месяца назад +1

    Nah nah this one was personal

  • @carl6982
    @carl6982 3 месяца назад

    Ryan can u do a Hank Schrader ASMR, u fit his vibe and his laugh so 👌👌👌🥹🥹🥹 xDd

  • @BrianCobbs-ts9ed
    @BrianCobbs-ts9ed 3 месяца назад +1

    AYOO 💀 7:28
    Spring-trap uhh
    Oh he meant what other kind of cheeks 7:32

  • @Taco-eater547
    @Taco-eater547 3 месяца назад +2

    Omg I was the first one

  • @SlinkyLG
    @SlinkyLG 3 месяца назад

    I was fully expecting him to do one of those Indian head massages.

  • @No_scope5210
    @No_scope5210 3 месяца назад

    I felt that hit my soul 😂

  • @Taco-eater547
    @Taco-eater547 3 месяца назад +6

    Day 30 of asking for a Shrek rp

  • @benjamim8046
    @benjamim8046 3 месяца назад +1

    “Walmart tshirt” 😂