I don't know why anyone would even try to wear these clips in the car. My car has already uncomfortably leaned forward headrests. If I wore a clip too, I literally couldn't drive, as my head would be forced to look into the floorboards.
@raimarulightning I can imagine it since some people have more hair so the clip doesn't close all the way, leaving the prongs facing directly at the skull, and the force of the crash could definitely shove them into the head before they had a chance to break
Fun fact for Toni, just to add a sprinkle of fear. Claw clips can get embedded in your head if you're in a crash I haven't worn one since I learned this
I was wearing two small metal claw clips and at the top of a ladder, about to step into my attic, when the ladder slipped. I came down on top of the ladder, onto the concrete floor, knocked cold. At the hospital apparently I complained that my head hurt, upon looking, the metal clips had been completely flattened in the impact. Had I not had a big twist of hair between the clips and my scalp....they'd have been totally embedded 😬 It was a nightmare getting them out of my hair, but a hell of a lot better than getting them out of my skull.
I too LOVE the people who not only have to be 1” from the baggage carousel. It’s even better when you’re standing an appropriate distance from it and someone comes to stand directly in front of of you.
Even better when it’s an entire family and you can already see your bag is coming. I’ve honestly lost patience with these people, no excuse me, no can I just get through, nope you are getting shoved out of the way.
What you need to understand is that these people are life’s winners. They’re the same people who won the race to stand at the front of the boarding queue for the longest before the flight, they won the race to be the first out of their seat, rummaging in the overhead lockers before the plane had even stopped and by god they’re going to win the race to get to the front of the baggage carousel to collect their randomly distributed luggage. #winning
When I see my bag from a distance, I start saying „EXCUSE ME!” and I just start to plow through those idiots. It is kind of easy for me with my 1,9 m height and 115 kg of weight. And the scared looks on their faces are just priceless 😆
I’m a passport agent. You wouldn’t believe the number of people who get legitimately angry that they are not allowed to smile in their photos. I’ve actually had people leave the appointment and say they’re going somewhere else to have it done, only to slink back in later and admit they were wrong. It’s so weird.
It's called an auxiliary power unit (APU) and is actually another smaller jet engine (turbine) which is completely inside the tail and is only used to generate power while on the ground or during emergencies. Most larger airports don't want the APU running making noise and pollution so the plane is plugged in while at the gate
Once, I waited for over an hour at the baggage carrousel (after a 9hr flight from South America to Europe) and then I found out someone at the beginning of the carrousel had taken my suitcase off of it and placed it somewhere on the side. I don't think I've ever been crankier. Ever.
I’m higher than a gd kite and I have now rewound the part of Toni getting Ryan in the mouth over and over for a good 10 minutes and I have tears streaming down my entire face. So. Good work, y’all. 😂😂😂
That turqoise luggage thing, they're most likely a hajj group arranged by a travel agency. The travel agency usually provide a uniform luggage as part of their service to make it easier during the traveling between cities and ensure that no baggage left behind.
In Helsinki, Finland airport there is "do not go over this" line on the floor some distance away from that luggage carousel and people don't cross it before they see and can grab their bag. It gives nice visibility and calmness to the whole process.
The toilet paper thing is so real :D :D If I was the cleaning person, I would have totally panicked as well. I can just imagine them being there like "Im trying, Im trying!" :D :D
Context for the turquoise luggage: That is a Muslim pilgrimage tour group. Usually they would go with travel agencies specialises in pilgrimage and the package always comes with free luggage sets. They would usually use those luggage to make it easier to keep track of your stuff from one group.
I used to take passport photos at my old job. Every once in a while, I would gently tell people to fix their collar or fix their lipstick or w/e--just for their sake. You are stuck with it for 10 years, like Ryan said. But if they were rude, I only corrected their appearance based on the requirements for the photo. If they were extra nice, I'd edit out stray hairs and the occasional zit.
My daughters 1st passport is her crying with a screwed up face. She was 3 at the time and didn’t like the machine sound. They asked if we wanted another photo but we kept that one 😂😂 it was only valid for 2 years and now shes 9 and thinks its hilarious.
@@ragdollfantasieshow tf do you travel then? The passport photos are taken in a certain way so that the country you travel to can verify its you based in the size of your head, the distance between your eyes etc. I count not imagine most countries just accepting a passport with no photo. Which country are you from?
These two are so funny. They always make me laugh. I always love their videos. I just went through something very upsetting. They are making me smile and laugh when I have been down.
Okay the milk being restocked at the supermarket though, one time I was trying to reach one of the last bottles wayyyy at the back (I am not tall lmao) a hand suddenly came through and pushed it towards me but I didn't see the hand at first and my brain (of course?) went straight to HAUNTED MILK and screamed in the middle of the supermarket, saw the worker quickly went oH tHaNks and ran away
There's a small jet engine (auxiliary power unit/APU) in the tail of the aircraft used for electrical power when the main engines aren't running. It's not the poop chute or the fuel hole.
The clip where everyone has the same luggage is from the mecca tour. To convenience they issue everyone the same luggage so that the travel agent can easily recollect them 😅😅
Oh my gosh, that bit about seeing the grocery store milk-stocker, and assuming/hoping the shopper is neither naked nor pooing--I almost peed my pants, laughing. (Must watch that same bit repeatedly.) You guys are the best. You always make me need old-lady absorbent panties, in the best way possible!!!
I'm a custodian and about that toilet paper thing, when there are 2 stalls side by side only one side opens so you can replace the toilet paper in both stalls from that one side instead of having to go into each individual stall to change them. That lady shouldn't have even been in the bathroom changing it without letting everyone who was in the bathroom know she was coming in to work.
Went to Singapore last year with the bestie and we checked into the hotel after 16 hours of travel. First thing we do is go to open our cases... besties doesn't open... The odds of there being another black suitcase with a mint green ribbon on the same flight as ours... just our luck 😂😂ended up back at the airport within an hour of landing, to collect the RIGHT suitcase 😂😂
I can explain the "poop chute" at 9:09. That is an exhaust port for the APU (auxiliary power unit). Essentially in every commercial jet there is a mini jet engine in the back that runs at full speed to power the aircraft systems (electricity) and helps spin up the main engines when starting. Once the big engines are started it is turned off. So that's what that hole is, it is a mini jet engine exhaust port.
I've sat in an emergency exit row, where the seats were facing each other. I actually quite enjoyed it, because it was before smart phones became the normal isolation devices for everyone, and we all spent time making conversation with each other. It was a short flight, only about 90 minutes, so it was a nice, lovely time. It was also one of my first plane flights ever, and I rode in the rear-facing seat.
10:50 I was working the front desk when a guest came running to the front saying his toilet wouldn't stop running. He was soaking wet and was clearly very pissed. It was bad. It had been running for a while and had reached his duffel bad so all of his clothes we're completely soaked and he had work at 5 am, it was midnight when this happened. I immediately call my boss and tell him he needs to get down here right now. He tells me he'll call the maintenance guy, and he'll deal with it in the morning. Maintenance guy never comes. Luckily the guy managed to shut the water off finally so at least it stopped running, but then two guests come down and say their room is flooding. The water had gone all the way through the floor into the room under it. I call my boss again and tell him to GET DOWN HERE. He finally does and show up like 15 minutes later. The original guy is PISSED. Not only from the flooding but because he heard me call my boss and him tell me that he'll deal with it in the morning. My boss is so nonchalant about the whole situation, even telling the guy that it isn't that big of a deal. It's very awkward and I'm just standing in the middle watching it happen. Eventually, things calm down and I switch everyone to new rooms and everyone has gone to bed. Then at 5am, the first guy comes down to the front and hands me a $20 because, quote, "your boss is an a-hole" 😅 Weird job.
My parents divorced in the 1970's and after my dad passed my mom decided to share that their bedroom furniture was purchased after they broke the bed and dresser as newlyweds. The look of TMI that spread across all my siblings faces was priceless.😂😂😂
So for those who might be wondering about the similar luggage colors at one of the videos, the people are all under the same group who go to a pilgrimage in Mekkah, Saudi Arabia. So usually travel agencies will have them use the same luggage color to identify and stay in their group to prevent them from getting lost.
The day I did my theory test for my drivers license, it was 40 degrees, a friend had to drop my off on her motorbike so I’d had my hair stuffed in a sweaty helmet for a good 40mins, and the icing on the cake… the DOT’s aircon had died 😅 So you can imagine the sweaty, helmet hair mess that my drivers license photo was 😂
Hell no!! If I broke that sofa in the hotel room, I'd be gluing that thing back together and letting someone else think they broke it! 😅🤣😂 Ain't no way I'm paying to fix or replace that after the ridiculous rates those places charge! I'd take my chances with karma! 😂
the gate thing for me is so i can guesstimate how much longer it will take to get back from the gate rather that not realizing its halfway across the airport
I had a bad faceplant fall recently so fails involving falls like that plane one have been given a whole other sensation when watching them lol I had to pause to recollect myself after that one.
Of course you want to know your gate exists, it saves the search as you’re running to it as to not be late when you somehow took too long to go to bathroom and grab a bite.
Fun fact, end of airplane is small motor, that generates electricity on a airport where they cannot plug in via cable. They run this small motor to have aircon during boarding ;)
The booty hole in a plane is the exhaust for the APU (auxiliary power unit) a little jet engine that only provides power when the main engines are not working, but does not produce any thrust.
The hole at the backend of an airplane is for the APU or auxiliary power unit. It's a small engine to create hydraulic and electric power before starting the engines and it's used to start them too
about the eiffel tower, you can see it from very far, there are laws that prevent the construction of very high buildings and the tower itself is huge, it's difficult to imagine how huge it actually is until you see it upclose
Ryan is handsome on a totally crazy level...his good hair, full beard, warm eyes, dimples, high cheek bones, straight strong nose, even his smooth unwrinkled forehead is a beautiful thing!
As for finding your gate beforehand, yes we call it a dry run. Going somewhere before you need to be there so you know where it is and are not left looking like a fool trying to find the place while trying to be on time. Or am I just weird??
I could NOT stop smiling when getting my passport photo, and the CVS guy taking also started smiling and then we're both laughing. I literally had to think super dark thoughts, like pretending my whole family just died. The result is a passport photo where I look intensely haunted and horrorfied.
I love that there is always a small area at the end of the baggage carousel that no one is standing at and a medium area in the middle that everyone is standing elbow to elbow at.
The turquoise suitcases reminded me of my own experience a few weeks ago. I bought a new suitcase and chose a purple one because I thought the colour would really stand out. Only to realise at the airport, I'm now apparently part of a new trend. I think like 20% of all women had some shade of purple or violet for their suitcase, including my friend who I traveled with. 😂
I often travelled for work. At one stage about 80% of the year. Before GPS units were readily available and affordable. So you used paper maps a lot. One time, our Admin officer booked me travel to Tamworth in NSW by flying to Sydney and driving from there. However he was meant to send me to Tenterfield. So when I got to Tamworth and went to the street name , discovered that street number and business wasn’t in this town. Was on a deadline, so had to drive directly for 5+ hours to get there and then work through the night.
The toilet roll changing one - once I was having a poo in a toilet cubicle in Spain and the cleaner came into the bathroom and just started ramming her mop into my feet under the door. Like, she KNEW I was in there 'cause the door was locked and also she was bashing my feet. Like, could she not have done other parts of the bathroom til I was out that stall?
Toni OMG that rant about the baggage claim area! 🤣🤣🤣☠️
the F back was so funny
@@LaeLiHeart I literally shot coffee out of my nose lmfao
Preach Toni!
My thoughts.EVERY.DAMN.TIME. 🛄
Lol it sent me as well
The claw clip is the one thing that ER nurses refuse to wear while travelling as they’ve had to operate them out of peoples’ skulls after accidents.
Is the lady who can see the eiffel tower Toni?
I don't know why anyone would even try to wear these clips in the car. My car has already uncomfortably leaned forward headrests. If I wore a clip too, I literally couldn't drive, as my head would be forced to look into the floorboards.
That feels like cap
@raimarulightning I can imagine it since some people have more hair so the clip doesn't close all the way, leaving the prongs facing directly at the skull, and the force of the crash could definitely shove them into the head before they had a chance to break
@@raimarulightninglol google it
Fun fact for Toni, just to add a sprinkle of fear. Claw clips can get embedded in your head if you're in a crash
I haven't worn one since I learned this
And that's a yikes from me.
I was wearing two small metal claw clips and at the top of a ladder, about to step into my attic, when the ladder slipped.
I came down on top of the ladder, onto the concrete floor, knocked cold.
At the hospital apparently I complained that my head hurt, upon looking, the metal clips had been completely flattened in the impact.
Had I not had a big twist of hair between the clips and my scalp....they'd have been totally embedded 😬
It was a nightmare getting them out of my hair, but a hell of a lot better than getting them out of my skull.
@Schneph absolutely not! No thank you! You poor thing, I'm traumatised just reading that. Glad you're ok
The face I just made as I read this, reached to my hair, and took out my claw clip made my husband freak out!
😮😮😮😮😮 omg... i literally can't go out without one... now what???? 😅😢
I too LOVE the people who not only have to be 1” from the baggage carousel. It’s even better when you’re standing an appropriate distance from it and someone comes to stand directly in front of of you.
Even better when it’s an entire family and you can already see your bag is coming. I’ve honestly lost patience with these people, no excuse me, no can I just get through, nope you are getting shoved out of the way.
Standing directly in front of others is obnoxious, but so are the tall people who don't stand far enough away.
What you need to understand is that these people are life’s winners. They’re the same people who won the race to stand at the front of the boarding queue for the longest before the flight, they won the race to be the first out of their seat, rummaging in the overhead lockers before the plane had even stopped and by god they’re going to win the race to get to the front of the baggage carousel to collect their randomly distributed luggage. #winning
When I see my bag from a distance, I start saying „EXCUSE ME!” and I just start to plow through those idiots. It is kind of easy for me with my 1,9 m height and 115 kg of weight. And the scared looks on their faces are just priceless 😆
@@adampiorowski 😂🤣
i swear Toni & Ryan are the cure to being sad. I'm not doing great mentally rn & your videos always make me feel better. You guys are great!
Yes Toni!!! Preach!!! That carousel bag etiquette is so true
I’m a passport agent. You wouldn’t believe the number of people who get legitimately angry that they are not allowed to smile in their photos. I’ve actually had people leave the appointment and say they’re going somewhere else to have it done, only to slink back in later and admit they were wrong. It’s so weird.
Interesting! When I went to get my passport photo done this year, I was told I could smile but couldn't show my teeth.
@@InMintCondition13and the passport office accepted it?
@FullOfMalarky Yeah! I traveled internationally, no one thought twice about it, either!
The plane's "butthole" is the exhaust for the generator for when the plan is on the ground.
or apu
Ass powered unit? @@CyberNation22
So it really is like a fart machine
As an Aviation expert, it's a bootyhole
It's called an auxiliary power unit (APU) and is actually another smaller jet engine (turbine) which is completely inside the tail and is only used to generate power while on the ground or during emergencies. Most larger airports don't want the APU running making noise and pollution so the plane is plugged in while at the gate
Once, I waited for over an hour at the baggage carrousel (after a 9hr flight from South America to Europe) and then I found out someone at the beginning of the carrousel had taken my suitcase off of it and placed it somewhere on the side. I don't think I've ever been crankier. Ever.
Good timing! I just opened RUclips and this was the first video up. Now I don't have to search around for a video! Lol
Same here!
Nice
I’m late but it was my first video too 😢
Literally took the words from my mouth
Omg same here😌🤭
the framing on the luggage carousel story was epic. that slow zoom in, Ryans face. the reveal back to his face.
really nice camera work
I’m higher than a gd kite and I have now rewound the part of Toni getting Ryan in the mouth over and over for a good 10 minutes and I have tears streaming down my entire face. So. Good work, y’all. 😂😂😂
That turqoise luggage thing, they're most likely a hajj group arranged by a travel agency. The travel agency usually provide a uniform luggage as part of their service to make it easier during the traveling between cities and ensure that no baggage left behind.
The slow-mo of Toni accidentally putting her hand in Ryan's mouth made me laugh so much it hurt my tummy!
Watching right now and YES, I laughed until my sides hurt.
@@prayinwithjesus Omg thank you for replying because I got a notification and immediately watched the video again! 😂
In Helsinki, Finland airport there is "do not go over this" line on the floor some distance away from that luggage carousel and people don't cross it before they see and can grab their bag. It gives nice visibility and calmness to the whole process.
As a Londoner, I also used to think the Crystal Palace Transmitting Station was the Eiffel Tower as a child 😂 I think it’s a shared experience.
Hahahaha
The toilet paper thing is so real :D :D If I was the cleaning person, I would have totally panicked as well. I can just imagine them being there like "Im trying, Im trying!" :D :D
Context for the turquoise luggage: That is a Muslim pilgrimage tour group. Usually they would go with travel agencies specialises in pilgrimage and the package always comes with free luggage sets. They would usually use those luggage to make it easier to keep track of your stuff from one group.
I used to take passport photos at my old job. Every once in a while, I would gently tell people to fix their collar or fix their lipstick or w/e--just for their sake. You are stuck with it for 10 years, like Ryan said. But if they were rude, I only corrected their appearance based on the requirements for the photo. If they were extra nice, I'd edit out stray hairs and the occasional zit.
Same
Where I live, nobody has a passport, so I did not know any of this. I'm guessing it was that poor girl's first passport experience as well.
My daughters 1st passport is her crying with a screwed up face. She was 3 at the time and didn’t like the machine sound. They asked if we wanted another photo but we kept that one 😂😂 it was only valid for 2 years and now shes 9 and thinks its hilarious.
@@ragdollfantasieshow tf do you travel then? The passport photos are taken in a certain way so that the country you travel to can verify its you based in the size of your head, the distance between your eyes etc. I count not imagine most countries just accepting a passport with no photo. Which country are you from?
These two are so funny. They always make me laugh. I always love their videos. I just went through something very upsetting. They are making me smile and laugh when I have been down.
3:44 "I do hear what you're saying, unfortunately." 😂 I actually snort-laughed!
The bird curse delights my heart, they're all getting sun burned too. Poor bird man. But those girls were good sports, they still got on the boat.
Okay the milk being restocked at the supermarket though, one time I was trying to reach one of the last bottles wayyyy at the back (I am not tall lmao) a hand suddenly came through and pushed it towards me but I didn't see the hand at first and my brain (of course?) went straight to HAUNTED MILK and screamed in the middle of the supermarket, saw the worker quickly went oH tHaNks and ran away
The passport photo - I would leave and go back another day.
Yes!
The idea of jumping on a bed under a ceiling fan could have gone wrong in many ways.
“Mmmm I do hear what you’re saying…unfortunately” 🤣🤣🤣
As an aviation enthusiast I absolutely love what you guys have said the little extra engine on the back of the plane is 😂😂
There's a small jet engine (auxiliary power unit/APU) in the tail of the aircraft used for electrical power when the main engines aren't running. It's not the poop chute or the fuel hole.
The more you know…
So technically a fartbox?
XD@@FullMetalcoreJojo
Claw clips are called “piranhas” in Portuguese. I love it 😂
Yes! Darkmode for team Toni & Ryan. The master setting!!!!
Oh my word! I just figured out what Tarp stands for!! I’ve been confused for about two years 🤣😂
Lol I had the realization a few weeks ago 😅 glad it wasn't just me!
They explain it about 2 year into
Their podcast lol
I still don't know
@@lilbit8533Toni and Ryan podcast
@@lilbit8533 Toni and Ryan Podcast 😅
How have I only just discovered you two??? You are bloody hilarious 😂😂
0:35 the funny thing is he’s a famous DJ literally the sweetest couple ever
The clip where everyone has the same luggage is from the mecca tour. To convenience they issue everyone the same luggage so that the travel agent can easily recollect them 😅😅
Hahahahaha, were going to play that again, & I'm going to keep my hands to myself 😂
My bffl calls windshield washer fluid “squirty juice!” 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m binge watching y’all’s TNTLs in a random order and this is the third episode in a row where you bring up the Titanic 😮
That fall had to break something
The company's bank if/when he sued them 😂
For sure he bruised all his back but didn't look like fracture, despite of the height he didn't fall that bad. He saved the legs.
Oh my gosh, that bit about seeing the grocery store milk-stocker, and assuming/hoping the shopper is neither naked nor pooing--I almost peed my pants, laughing. (Must watch that same bit repeatedly.) You guys are the best. You always make me need old-lady absorbent panties, in the best way possible!!!
Scrolling & found y'all AMAZING 😂! Y'all make me 😁 when I'm 😢! Laughter IS the BEST medicine 😂❤🤪😆
Once on a trip I felt ill and collapsed onto the baggage carousel.
I came round again.
I'm a custodian and about that toilet paper thing, when there are 2 stalls side by side only one side opens so you can replace the toilet paper in both stalls from that one side instead of having to go into each individual stall to change them. That lady shouldn't have even been in the bathroom changing it without letting everyone who was in the bathroom know she was coming in to work.
The F at 4:48 was personal
I feel personally attacked 😂😂😂
Oh thank goodness! I needed this laugh today! Love y'all
5:60 How are we not MOST concerned about where on earth the entertainment system is when the seats are like that. Its just diabolical 😳😅
Always a treat. Thanks guys!
4:48 - When people realize I'm not an introvert, I just can't stand people's stupidity 🤷♀️
She's right, I wouldn't want my hair hanging into someone else's space. What if they sneeze and snot flies out, into your hair. 😂
You guys had me in the FLOOR!!!! 😂🤣😂❤❤❤
LMAO, I call cicadas "zweeoos" cause that's the sound they make!
I just love Toni, I wish she was my friend 😂
Went to Singapore last year with the bestie and we checked into the hotel after 16 hours of travel. First thing we do is go to open our cases... besties doesn't open... The odds of there being another black suitcase with a mint green ribbon on the same flight as ours... just our luck 😂😂ended up back at the airport within an hour of landing, to collect the RIGHT suitcase 😂😂
That’s why no matter how unique my suitcase looks i always check that it is my name on the baggage tag
I can explain the "poop chute" at 9:09. That is an exhaust port for the APU (auxiliary power unit). Essentially in every commercial jet there is a mini jet engine in the back that runs at full speed to power the aircraft systems (electricity) and helps spin up the main engines when starting. Once the big engines are started it is turned off. So that's what that hole is, it is a mini jet engine exhaust port.
I've sat in an emergency exit row, where the seats were facing each other. I actually quite enjoyed it, because it was before smart phones became the normal isolation devices for everyone, and we all spent time making conversation with each other. It was a short flight, only about 90 minutes, so it was a nice, lovely time. It was also one of my first plane flights ever, and I rode in the rear-facing seat.
Oh my god the mouth fingering had me dying laughing 😂
3:51 has got to be a prank but I’m here for it 😂
I knew she was being sarcastic about the carousel thing but when she scream "fuck back" I was still shook, but also seen.
I'm always sad when your videos end because I enjoy them more than anything!!!
I LOVE when i turn on the suptitles because im eating loud and youtube perfectly understands australian 😂😅
"I just like to know it exits" XD
Love all your content! Btw, where did you get the plants in your studio? They look amazing😍
10:50 I was working the front desk when a guest came running to the front saying his toilet wouldn't stop running. He was soaking wet and was clearly very pissed. It was bad. It had been running for a while and had reached his duffel bad so all of his clothes we're completely soaked and he had work at 5 am, it was midnight when this happened. I immediately call my boss and tell him he needs to get down here right now. He tells me he'll call the maintenance guy, and he'll deal with it in the morning. Maintenance guy never comes. Luckily the guy managed to shut the water off finally so at least it stopped running, but then two guests come down and say their room is flooding. The water had gone all the way through the floor into the room under it. I call my boss again and tell him to GET DOWN HERE. He finally does and show up like 15 minutes later. The original guy is PISSED. Not only from the flooding but because he heard me call my boss and him tell me that he'll deal with it in the morning. My boss is so nonchalant about the whole situation, even telling the guy that it isn't that big of a deal. It's very awkward and I'm just standing in the middle watching it happen. Eventually, things calm down and I switch everyone to new rooms and everyone has gone to bed. Then at 5am, the first guy comes down to the front and hands me a $20 because, quote, "your boss is an a-hole" 😅 Weird job.
My parents divorced in the 1970's and after my dad passed my mom decided to share that their bedroom furniture was purchased after they broke the bed and dresser as newlyweds.
The look of TMI that spread across all my siblings faces was priceless.😂😂😂
Love you guys!!! Always a great time when listening to you guys
So for those who might be wondering about the similar luggage colors at one of the videos, the people are all under the same group who go to a pilgrimage in Mekkah, Saudi Arabia. So usually travel agencies will have them use the same luggage color to identify and stay in their group to prevent them from getting lost.
Ryan not knowing what a claw clip was really cemented in my mind how straight of a man he is, what a guy
At least you have a name for it 😭 in my country almost everything that can hold hair and its a legit hair accessory, it's called PINCHE
Morning Toni & Ryan 🌷🍃Great to start the day 😂That poor plane dude✌️💚😎🌊🌴🌈🌺☀️
The day I did my theory test for my drivers license, it was 40 degrees, a friend had to drop my off on her motorbike so I’d had my hair stuffed in a sweaty helmet for a good 40mins, and the icing on the cake… the DOT’s aircon had died 😅 So you can imagine the sweaty, helmet hair mess that my drivers license photo was 😂
I'm here for Toni's rants
I literally use my tumbler everyday! I love the tumbler❤
Hell no!! If I broke that sofa in the hotel room, I'd be gluing that thing back together and letting someone else think they broke it! 😅🤣😂
Ain't no way I'm paying to fix or replace that after the ridiculous rates those places charge!
I'd take my chances with karma! 😂
the gate thing for me is so i can guesstimate how much longer it will take to get back from the gate rather that not realizing its halfway across the airport
Poor bird guy I would love his talk
I had a bad faceplant fall recently so fails involving falls like that plane one have been given a whole other sensation when watching them lol I had to pause to recollect myself after that one.
Of course you want to know your gate exists, it saves the search as you’re running to it as to not be late when you somehow took too long to go to bathroom and grab a bite.
I love you two!!😂
I love Toni’s Edna Krabappel laugh - HA!
The guy who fell when they removed the steps is a scenario where my old man would have said "Don't get up and sue for Disability and Workman's Comp".
Fun fact, end of airplane is small motor, that generates electricity on a airport where they cannot plug in via cable. They run this small motor to have aircon during boarding ;)
The booty hole in a plane is the exhaust for the APU (auxiliary power unit) a little jet engine that only provides power when the main engines are not working, but does not produce any thrust.
Oh, i heard the ground break that man's fall. I hope he didn't break anything and is alright. 😮
Great work 🇺🇸 thanks 😎
I find it funny that the gate B15 doesn't exist anymore at DFW, which is what airport that was.
The hole at the backend of an airplane is for the APU or auxiliary power unit. It's a small engine to create hydraulic and electric power before starting the engines and it's used to start them too
about the eiffel tower, you can see it from very far, there are laws that prevent the construction of very high buildings and the tower itself is huge, it's difficult to imagine how huge it actually is until you see it upclose
Ryan is handsome on a totally crazy level...his good hair, full beard, warm eyes, dimples, high cheek bones, straight strong nose, even his smooth unwrinkled forehead is a beautiful thing!
As for finding your gate beforehand, yes we call it a dry run. Going somewhere before you need to be there so you know where it is and are not left looking like a fool trying to find the place while trying to be on time. Or am I just weird??
I also find the gate before doing literally anything else.
Why would you not, right? Toni nailed it.
I could NOT stop smiling when getting my passport photo, and the CVS guy taking also started smiling and then we're both laughing. I literally had to think super dark thoughts, like pretending my whole family just died. The result is a passport photo where I look intensely haunted and horrorfied.
Love the Christmas-themed lower third animation.
Toni is my spirit animal. XDDD
i love that you guys don’t have an intro. straight to it 😊
0:35 Main thing they told the hotel. They actually seem like such a sweet couple. 🥰❤️
I love that there is always a small area at the end of the baggage carousel that no one is standing at and a medium area in the middle that everyone is standing elbow to elbow at.
I'm always saying if I were airport captain, there would be a no parking/no standing zone around the carousel. I've always said that.
The turquoise suitcases reminded me of my own experience a few weeks ago. I bought a new suitcase and chose a purple one because I thought the colour would really stand out.
Only to realise at the airport, I'm now apparently part of a new trend. I think like 20% of all women had some shade of purple or violet for their suitcase, including my friend who I traveled with. 😂
I often travelled for work. At one stage about 80% of the year. Before GPS units were readily available and affordable. So you used paper maps a lot.
One time, our Admin officer booked me travel to Tamworth in NSW by flying to Sydney and driving from there.
However he was meant to send me to Tenterfield. So when I got to Tamworth and went to the street name , discovered that street number and business wasn’t in this town.
Was on a deadline, so had to drive directly for 5+ hours to get there and then work through the night.
The toilet roll changing one - once I was having a poo in a toilet cubicle in Spain and the cleaner came into the bathroom and just started ramming her mop into my feet under the door. Like, she KNEW I was in there 'cause the door was locked and also she was bashing my feet. Like, could she not have done other parts of the bathroom til I was out that stall?
Main character moment: it's Mr. Bean 😂
Sorry rhett and link, Toni and Ryan are the BEST comedy duo!
Ahh they are both awesome! ❤❤❤
Rhett and Link! I was totally trying to remember their names the other day.
Meh never been a fan of them. Toni and Ryan I like 😊